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-Are you ready, kids?
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-Aye, aye, captain!
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-I can't hear you.
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-Aye, aye, captain!
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♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he. ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish... ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish. ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
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[laughs heartily]
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[plays airy tune]
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[buzzing]
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-Ah.
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It is the early morning
in bikini bottom
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when the jellyfish are buzzing
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about making
their jellyfish jelly.
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Oh, what is happening here?
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Collectors?
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[chirps happily]
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[loud, thrash music plays]
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[music stops abruptly]
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[howling in pain]
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[music resumes]
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[buzzing approaches]
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[singing nonchalantly]
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-I think I got it.
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No, wait a minute.
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[electricity crackling,
Patrick yelps]
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-Go, go, go, go!
-[buzzing angrily]
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-Ooh!
-Ouch!
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Ooh-ooh!
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[buzzing continues]
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-Ooh!
-Ouch!
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-Hmm.
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-Hey, Squidward.
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We're jellyfishing.
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[groans]
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-Of course you are.
Bye, now.
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-Wait!
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We made a net
especially for you.
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-Do you want to come with us?
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-Really?
Jellyfishing with you guys?
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Oh, that would be the best day
ever in my book.
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I would love
to go jellyfishing.
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I can't think of anything
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I'd love to do more
on my day off
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than go jellyfishing
with my two best friends
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SpongeBob and... uh...
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-Patrick.
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-Right.
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But I can't, bye-bye.
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-Next time?
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-Oh, sure. Right.
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Whatever.
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Like that'll ever happen.
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-You know, Patrick,
it always seems like Squidward
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never has time for fun.
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-Maybe he doesn't like us.
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-No, are you kidding?
We're his best friends.
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[laughing nastily]
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-Jellyfishing!
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-[laughs and snorts]
-[sarcastically]
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-Oh, I'll go.
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[laughs]
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-I sure had them going.
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[cackles]
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[jellyfish buzzing]
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[laughing]
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[buzzing]
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[laughing]
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[buzzing]
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[laughing]
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[buzzing]
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[laughing]
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[buzzing]
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-[laughing]
-[buzzing]
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-[laughing]
-[buzzing]
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[gags]
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-Stupid jellyfish, beat it!
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Whoa! Whoa...
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Wha... wha...
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Ow! Ooh! Whoa!
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Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ooh!
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[screams]
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[explosion]
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-Ow.
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[wheelchair motor whirring]
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-Squid's back.
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-[phone ringing]
-Hello.
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-Hey, Patrick, squid's home
and we're going to make sure
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he's greeted by
his two best friends.
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-Oh, great, who are they?
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-Us.
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Let's go.
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[wheelchair motor whirring]
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[noisemakers blare]
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-Welcome home, Squidward!
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-Merry Christmas!
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-We're going to make
this your best day ever!
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[motor revs]
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-Well, your best day's
sure not going to be out there.
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-How about some soup
on your best day ever?
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Here we go.
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[mumbles in protest]
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-Oh, it's a little hot.
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[Squidward groans in pain]
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-Huh!
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-[blows strongly]
-[moans]
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-[blows strongly]
-[whimpers]
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[inhaling deeply]
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-I-I-I don't think soup
is the best thing for him
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on his best day ever.
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How about some music
on your best day ever?
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Played on your
very own clarinet?
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[takes a deep breath]
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[reedy, squeaky blare]
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-Sorry, my lips
are a little dry.
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[smacks lips together]
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[clears throat,
licks lips wetly]
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[licking lips
wetly and noisily]
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[blows raspberry]
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-Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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[takes a deep breath]
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-Music isn't best, either.
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-But what is best
is what we saved for last--
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The one sure-fire thing
to make your best day ever
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the best day ever.
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-Jellyfishing, jellyfishing,
jellyfishing, jellyfishing,
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jellyfishing, jellyfishing,
jellyfishing, jellyfishing!
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-This is jellyfish fields
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where wild jellyfish roam
just waiting to be captured.
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[wheelchair motor whirring]
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-No, no, squid, over here.
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I know you're eager
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but you don't even
have your net.
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Patrick, fix him up while
I find him a good specimen.
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-Firmly grasp it in your hand.
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Firmly grasp it.
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Firmly grasp it!
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-[loud crunch]
-[muffled howling]
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-That ought to do it.
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[jellyfish buzzing]
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-There's one in position.
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Ready...
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Set...
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Go!
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Go, Squid! You got it!
You got it.
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-Go, squid! Go, Squidder!
-Go, Squidder!
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-Go, go, go!
-Yes, you got it!
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-Get it, Squidder!
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I think we better show him
how it's done.
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[to the tune of "On the
Beautiful Blue Danube]
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♪ Da-da-da-da-dum ♪
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♪ Da-da-da-da-dum... ♪
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[in deeper voice]
♪ Da-da-da-da-dum... ♪
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♪ Da-da-da-da-dum... ♪
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[buzzes melody]
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♪ Da-da-da-da-dum... ♪
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♪ Da-da-da ♪
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♪ Da-da-da-da-da-
da-dum-da-dum-dum. ♪
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[SpongeBob and Patrick yelling
in pain, jellyfish buzzing]
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[jellyfish buzzing]
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[electricity crackling]
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[snarls]
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-Ooh! Ooh!
-Ow! Ow!
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-Ow! Ow! Ow!
-Ow! Ooh! Ooh!
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Hey, look, Squid's doing it.
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-Go, Squid, get 'em, Squid!
-Squidster, you're doing it!
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Go Squid! Go Squid!
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[wheelchair motor whirring]
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[wheelchair stops abruptly]
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[whirring resumes]
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[muffled]
-Aha!
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[muffled cackling]
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[whimpers]
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-This guy's good.
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-He's a natural.
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Yeah. You got it!
You're doing great!
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-Go, Squid, go!
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Keep doing it, Squid.
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See what you've been missing?
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-Yeah, you got it, Squid.
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Go, Squid, go!
Go, Squid, go! Go, Squid, go!
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-Use that net.
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-Be the net.
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-Yeah,
you're feeling it, Squid.
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That's it.
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All the way,
take him all the way.
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[11:17] six miles
makes the Squid.
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Go, go, go.
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-You got 'em now.
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-It's in the bag!
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-This is really your
best day ever, isn't it?
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[loud zap]
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-Ooh.
-Ooh..
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[both groaning and wincing]
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-Hey, Patrick.
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-Well...
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I thought yesterday went
pretty well, don't you think?
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-I had fun.
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-Me, too.
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-Here comes Squidward.
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-Oh, great.
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[hospital bed whirring]
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-Hey, Squid, how about that...
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best day ever.
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-There's always tomorrow.
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-We're really sorry about what
happened yesterday, Squidward.
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We got you a present.
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[buzzing]
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-It's the jellyfish.
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-You know, from yesterday.
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-You're not still mad, are you?
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-Yep, he's still mad.
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[jellyfish buzzing angrily]
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[hollering]
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[cackling]
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[giant jellyfish buzzing]
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[stops laughing]
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[zap]
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[glass shatters]
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-Ow.
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[music]
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-One crabby patty
for table two.
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SpongeBob, I don't
have the whole day!
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-Oui, oui, une crabby
patty, monsieur.
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There's les patty.
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-Come on, SpongeBob!
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-Next, l'ingredients.
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Ah-whee!
239
00:12:24,758 --> 00:12:26,000
Les mustard.
240
00:12:27,862 --> 00:12:29,758
-Will you quit fooling around?
241
00:12:29,827 --> 00:12:31,103
Where's my crabby patty?
242
00:12:31,172 --> 00:12:32,620
-Les hold on a second.
243
00:12:39,103 --> 00:12:40,931
And voila.
244
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,620
It's under your nose!
245
00:12:42,689 --> 00:12:44,517
[cackles]
246
00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:46,000
[laughs]
247
00:12:46,068 --> 00:12:48,344
-You're killing me, SpongeBob.
248
00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:49,517
Ha, ha!
249
00:12:49,586 --> 00:12:51,655
You really are.
250
00:12:51,724 --> 00:12:53,068
-Look at it, Squidward--
251
00:12:53,137 --> 00:12:55,793
Mr. Krabs' gift to
all of bikini bottom--
252
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,206
The crabby patty.
253
00:12:57,275 --> 00:12:58,724
-Okay, give it to me.
254
00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:04,137
Come on, SpongeBob, stop it!
255
00:13:04,206 --> 00:13:06,172
I swear,
I'm not doing anything.
256
00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:08,448
Mr. Krabs!
257
00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:10,413
That crabby patty is haunted!
258
00:13:11,931 --> 00:13:14,137
-Avast, ye patty pirate!
259
00:13:14,206 --> 00:13:15,965
This is no ghost.
260
00:13:16,034 --> 00:13:18,068
This is... Plankton!
261
00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:19,655
Stealin' me booty!
262
00:13:19,724 --> 00:13:21,206
-Hear me, Krabs--
263
00:13:21,275 --> 00:13:24,172
When I discover your formula
for crabby patties
264
00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:26,724
I'll run you out of business.
265
00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:29,413
I went to college!
266
00:13:29,482 --> 00:13:30,620
Hey!
267
00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:31,827
Let me go!
268
00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:34,172
-Oh, I'll let you go, Squirt...
269
00:13:34,241 --> 00:13:35,724
on a flying saucer!
270
00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:38,482
[laughs maliciously]
271
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,965
-Back to the chum
bucket with you!
272
00:13:41,034 --> 00:13:43,862
-You'll pay for this, Krabs!
273
00:13:45,206 --> 00:13:47,034
-Uh... Plankton, sir?
274
00:13:47,103 --> 00:13:49,448
-Aye, he's been
trying to steal me
275
00:13:49,517 --> 00:13:51,551
secret formula for years.
276
00:13:51,620 --> 00:13:54,241
But ye haven't got it yet,
have ye, bug?
277
00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:57,448
[both laugh]
278
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,206
[stops laughing]
279
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,068
-Okay.
280
00:14:03,137 --> 00:14:04,724
Enough, lad,
it wasn't that funny.
281
00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:06,862
Get back to work!
282
00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:10,965
-Okay, Mr. Krabs,
see you tomorrow.
283
00:14:11,034 --> 00:14:12,344
-Good night, me boy.
284
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,655
-Psst...
285
00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:22,241
Young man...
286
00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:23,827
Yes, over here.
287
00:14:31,275 --> 00:14:33,275
Come on, boy, a little closer.
288
00:14:36,034 --> 00:14:37,413
Closer.
289
00:14:38,758 --> 00:14:39,896
Not that close!
290
00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:41,000
Ah!
291
00:14:41,068 --> 00:14:43,931
You blasted barnacle head!
292
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,034
I mean...
293
00:14:45,103 --> 00:14:46,206
Hi!
294
00:14:46,275 --> 00:14:47,689
-Plankton?
295
00:14:47,758 --> 00:14:49,000
-Ouch!
296
00:14:49,068 --> 00:14:51,724
-What do you want?
-I just want to talk.
297
00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:54,068
You could say
we're friends, right?
298
00:14:54,137 --> 00:14:55,275
-Um... No.
299
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:56,896
-Acquaintances.
300
00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:57,931
-No.
301
00:14:59,379 --> 00:15:02,310
-Well, we're both
invertebrates, aren't we?
302
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,551
-I... guess so.
303
00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:07,862
-You see, everything works out.
304
00:15:07,931 --> 00:15:09,586
I have something for you.
305
00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:12,896
I've been keeping it in
my secret compartment.
306
00:15:12,965 --> 00:15:14,000
Ching!
307
00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:15,137
Sparkle, sparkle!
308
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,344
-Wow!
309
00:15:16,413 --> 00:15:18,793
A golden spatula!
310
00:15:18,862 --> 00:15:20,896
And it's even got
my name on it.
311
00:15:20,965 --> 00:15:22,206
-It's a gift.
312
00:15:22,275 --> 00:15:24,206
A gift from a friend.
313
00:15:24,275 --> 00:15:26,344
Friends give each other gifts.
314
00:15:26,413 --> 00:15:28,517
And tomorrow is my birthday.
315
00:15:29,655 --> 00:15:31,000
[toots]
316
00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:33,379
-And you know what
I'd like more than anything
317
00:15:33,448 --> 00:15:35,724
in the whole wide world?
318
00:15:37,344 --> 00:15:38,344
-A booster seat?
319
00:15:38,413 --> 00:15:40,275
-Booster seat?
Hot dog!
320
00:15:40,344 --> 00:15:42,172
I mean, no.
321
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,931
What I want for my birthday
from you,
322
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,896
my friend is one of those...
323
00:15:49,172 --> 00:15:50,965
tender...
324
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,551
delicious...
325
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:54,724
crabby patties.
326
00:15:54,793 --> 00:15:55,689
[cries out]
327
00:15:55,758 --> 00:15:56,965
-You just want to be friends
328
00:15:57,034 --> 00:15:58,586
so you can get your hands
on a crabby patty!
329
00:15:58,655 --> 00:16:01,172
And I bet it's not even
your birthday tomorrow!
330
00:16:01,241 --> 00:16:03,620
-Gee, and I thought
you were stupid.
331
00:16:03,689 --> 00:16:05,827
-You'll never get
a crabby patty from me!
332
00:16:07,586 --> 00:16:09,034
Even if we are friends!
333
00:16:09,103 --> 00:16:11,275
Never, never, never, never!
334
00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:13,413
-Oh, I'll get a crabby patty.
335
00:16:13,482 --> 00:16:16,137
And you're going
to hand-deliver it to me
336
00:16:16,206 --> 00:16:17,379
personally!
337
00:16:17,448 --> 00:16:19,827
You weak-minded fool!
338
00:16:20,758 --> 00:16:24,965
[dramatic film music plays]
339
00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:27,172
-Night, Gary.
340
00:16:27,241 --> 00:16:28,206
[meows]
341
00:16:28,275 --> 00:16:31,413
[snoring]
342
00:16:39,862 --> 00:16:41,551
[chuckles]
343
00:16:44,689 --> 00:16:48,931
-SpongeBob, you will be mine.
344
00:16:49,689 --> 00:16:53,275
♪ Letters of the
alphabet, a, b, c... ♪
345
00:16:54,655 --> 00:16:57,000
[dramatic film music plays]
346
00:17:04,448 --> 00:17:07,344
-It should be in here
somewhere.
347
00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:10,689
But where?
348
00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:11,965
Where?
349
00:17:12,034 --> 00:17:13,034
Oh.
350
00:17:14,758 --> 00:17:17,310
This will be the beginning
of the end.
351
00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:20,448
[snoring]
352
00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:24,000
-Ouch!
353
00:17:24,068 --> 00:17:26,379
Stupid brain.
354
00:17:26,448 --> 00:17:28,344
Come back here, you swine!
355
00:17:31,448 --> 00:17:32,862
Whoa... oof!
356
00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:40,448
That's it, brain,
you're going down!
357
00:17:43,448 --> 00:17:46,724
Yes, yes, that's grand.
358
00:17:46,793 --> 00:17:51,517
And now, for my very elaborate
and college-educated plan.
359
00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:58,793
And now it's time
for a little wakey-uppy.
360
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,655
-Morning already?
361
00:18:09,448 --> 00:18:11,034
I...
I feel a little funny today.
362
00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:14,689
-Yeah, yeah!
363
00:18:21,586 --> 00:18:23,586
I have you now.
364
00:18:23,655 --> 00:18:25,586
-Time for a well-balanced
breakfast.
365
00:18:27,413 --> 00:18:28,896
This isn't what I had in mind.
366
00:18:30,172 --> 00:18:31,655
Let me just grab my pants.
367
00:18:33,586 --> 00:18:36,068
I guess I'm not wearing
any pants today.
368
00:18:36,137 --> 00:18:37,379
Oops!
369
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,517
I guess I'm not using
the door, either.
370
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,137
See you later, Gary...
371
00:18:41,206 --> 00:18:42,379
-I guess.
-[Gary meows]
372
00:18:42,448 --> 00:18:43,517
-You're right, Gary,
373
00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:45,103
there is something wrong
with me!
374
00:18:45,172 --> 00:18:46,379
Squidward!
375
00:18:46,448 --> 00:18:47,689
Squidward!
376
00:18:47,758 --> 00:18:48,862
Wake up!
377
00:18:48,931 --> 00:18:50,103
I need some help!
378
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:51,448
Squidward!
379
00:18:51,517 --> 00:18:52,517
Help!
380
00:18:52,586 --> 00:18:54,586
-Be quiet, SpongeBob!
381
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,896
-Help!
382
00:18:58,965 --> 00:19:01,586
-SpongeBob, what are you doing?
383
00:19:01,655 --> 00:19:03,448
I'm talking to you!
384
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,206
SpongeBob, SpongeBob!
385
00:19:05,275 --> 00:19:06,724
Are you mad?
386
00:19:09,241 --> 00:19:10,517
[in plankton's voice]
387
00:19:10,586 --> 00:19:13,586
-Shut your mouth,
you mediocre clarinet player.
388
00:19:13,655 --> 00:19:15,068
-Mediocre?
389
00:19:15,137 --> 00:19:19,034
-You pretentious
little insignificant artist.
390
00:19:19,103 --> 00:19:21,655
Your sniveling creations
are worth less
391
00:19:21,724 --> 00:19:24,103
than a protozoan's waist.
392
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,931
[in his own voice] -Something
must be wrong with my brain!
393
00:19:29,655 --> 00:19:31,137
-[gasps]
-Plankton!
394
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:33,448
What kind of friend are you?
395
00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:35,241
-Nonsense!
396
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:37,103
You never liked me, anyway.
397
00:19:37,172 --> 00:19:39,689
You wouldn't even come
to my birthday party!
398
00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:41,172
-Get out of my head!
399
00:19:41,241 --> 00:19:43,068
Leave my brain alone!
400
00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:44,862
[with plankton voice]
-Never!
401
00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:46,206
Never!
402
00:19:46,275 --> 00:19:48,275
[laughs evilly]
403
00:19:48,344 --> 00:19:49,517
[sighs]
404
00:19:55,206 --> 00:19:57,965
[snoring]
405
00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:02,724
-Toot, toot!
406
00:20:02,793 --> 00:20:05,000
-How about a little takeout?
407
00:20:05,068 --> 00:20:07,862
-Nope, no, never!
408
00:20:07,931 --> 00:20:10,896
[plankton laughing evilly]
409
00:20:10,965 --> 00:20:12,551
-You can't fool me, Plankton.
410
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:14,172
You want the crabby
patty formula!
411
00:20:14,241 --> 00:20:17,000
-You are going to
hand-deliver it to me
412
00:20:17,068 --> 00:20:18,344
personally.
413
00:20:18,413 --> 00:20:21,103
-No, no, no!
414
00:20:22,344 --> 00:20:23,344
There's no one here.
415
00:20:23,413 --> 00:20:24,379
-Don't remind me.
416
00:20:24,448 --> 00:20:27,000
-Brace yourself, SpongeBob.
417
00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:29,517
This is my lab!
418
00:20:29,586 --> 00:20:30,896
[barks]
419
00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:34,551
-And this is my laboratory!
420
00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:37,482
And did I ever show you
my record player?
421
00:20:38,448 --> 00:20:42,517
[dramatic film music plays]
422
00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:43,551
-I must fight.
423
00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:46,206
[mumbling nonsensically]
424
00:20:50,655 --> 00:20:53,310
-No, no, no, no!
425
00:20:53,379 --> 00:20:55,448
[screams]
426
00:20:55,517 --> 00:20:57,689
-Ow, ow, ow, ow!
427
00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:01,172
-There, you see
how much easier it is
428
00:21:01,241 --> 00:21:02,689
when you help, friend?
429
00:21:02,758 --> 00:21:04,758
How do you like my analyzer?
430
00:21:04,827 --> 00:21:08,206
It tells the ingredients
of whatever I put into it.
431
00:21:10,655 --> 00:21:14,310
-Seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed.
432
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:17,862
-Impressed?
433
00:21:17,931 --> 00:21:20,620
Now let's reveal
that secret formula.
434
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:26,172
And this little piggy brought
home a crabby patty.
435
00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:29,034
This little piggy
will help me drop it in.
436
00:21:29,103 --> 00:21:32,310
Any last words,
SpongeBob secret pants?
437
00:21:32,379 --> 00:21:33,965
-I... I...
438
00:21:36,827 --> 00:21:40,758
I just have to say
I'm sorry I let Mr. Krabs down.
439
00:21:40,827 --> 00:21:43,344
I let all of bikini
bottom down.
440
00:21:43,413 --> 00:21:44,827
But worst of all,
441
00:21:44,896 --> 00:21:47,965
I let you down you delicate
little crabby patty.
442
00:21:48,034 --> 00:21:49,137
-Mmm!
443
00:21:49,206 --> 00:21:53,379
-With your tasty, juicy,
scrumptious warm,
444
00:21:53,448 --> 00:21:55,551
steamy goodness.
445
00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:57,000
-Steamy!
446
00:21:57,068 --> 00:22:01,310
-I'll never forget your 100%
all-secret patty
447
00:22:01,379 --> 00:22:04,344
secretly assembled
with undersea cheese
448
00:22:04,413 --> 00:22:07,206
pickle, lettuce, tomato, onion
449
00:22:07,275 --> 00:22:12,034
all secretly steaming between
two fluffy seaweed-seed buns.
450
00:22:12,103 --> 00:22:13,172
-Yes...
451
00:22:13,241 --> 00:22:14,379
Yes...
452
00:22:14,448 --> 00:22:15,689
Yes!
453
00:22:15,758 --> 00:22:17,793
Come to papa!
454
00:22:18,931 --> 00:22:20,862
-Oh, boy.
-[electricity crackles]
455
00:22:20,931 --> 00:22:24,068
[analyzer beeping]
456
00:22:24,137 --> 00:22:28,310
-Plankton: one percent evil,
99% hot gas.
457
00:22:31,620 --> 00:22:33,862
-Well, this stinks.
458
00:22:33,931 --> 00:22:36,068
-Well, Patty, I guess
we can go home now.
459
00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:40,862
-SpongeBob,
that's my crabby patty!
460
00:22:40,931 --> 00:22:44,344
Give it back, you porous freak!
461
00:22:44,413 --> 00:22:46,172
I command you!
462
00:22:46,241 --> 00:22:48,000
My patty!
463
00:22:48,068 --> 00:22:50,862
No!
464
00:22:50,931 --> 00:22:53,344
I'll settle for some fries.
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