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Grandpa!

Grandpa!

Mom, hurry! We're late.

Okay, I'll hurry.

Where's Grandpa?

In the loo, I think.

Grandpa!

Grandpa, are you there?

Grandpa, I know you're there.

- What do you want, son? - We're late.

Give the "Grandpa" thing a rest.

I told you before.

Mom, he won't come!

Tom's right. Hurry up, Ferdinand.

Can't I get five minutes peace?

We have to go to the Lamottes.

We promised.

Blimey, you're right! I forgot!

Come on, Mom, let's go.

We'll go on ahead.

Wait for me!

Tom, Juliette!

Hop on, we'll get there quicker.

Cast off!

Full steam ahead!

Faster, Grandpa! Know what time it is?

Off with your "Grandpas" again...

- Just call me Dad. - Dad?

I couldn't, you're too old!

Little devil!

I'm not your real father but I adopted you, laddie.

- You're my son now. - Don't get mad, Grandpa, I love you.

I should hope so too!

He hates me calling him Grandpa.

It's only natural. You're our son after all.

Do you call me Grandma?

That's different, you're young.

Tom! What are you saying?

Hear this little rascal, Ferdi?

I can't hear a thing.

No improvement in sight, with another sunny day.

No clouds in the next few days and hardly any wind.

Farmers are worried by the very low water levels...

Louise, you won't believe this...

I've got the perfect oil level, spot on.

Isn't that amazing?

You promise to be careful, sweetheart?

I'm so worried about leaving you.

It's them! They're here!

- Hello, Lili! - Hiya, kid!

You took your time.

They almost left.

- Why do I trust you? - It's not my fault, Lili.

And I get yelled at.

It's always the same with you.

You're here! Wonderful!

This is it, Ren Off to get your crocodiles?

Yes, and I'm glad to be taking Louise.

It's her first trip to Africa.

Can you see me there? With crocodiles...

I'm sick with worry.

No, dear,

everything will be fine.

Ren be careful all the same.

Crocodiles can be dangerous things.

Not if you treat them right.

It's not that easy.

My grandmother saw one swallow a giraffe,

a whole giraffe.

Stop it, Juliette. You'll scare me stiff.

We'll be all right, don't worry.

How can I thank you for taking Lili and the animals?

You needn't worry yourself.

Come over here.

Come on, cutie.

Fear not, Louise.

You can sleep soundly.

I'll look after her like my own.

You're all so kind.

Come on, Louise, time to go.

Thanks again.

We owe you one.

Come on, we're just being neighbourly.

We'll look after everything.

Bye, doll.

Kiss, Lili.

Be good. We'll soon be back.

Bye, Mom.

Come on, Louise!

Wash behind your ears...

And keep warm in bed.

- Bye, Dad! Bye, Mom! - Drive safely.

Wait!

Wait! Take this, Louise.

It can be handy on a boat.

- You never know. - Thanks again, Mr Ferdinand.

Africa, here we come!

A yacht to bring back crocodiles...

Old Ren got a nerve.

What do I tell them?

You just give them our results.

You should go. The meeting's tomorrow night.

Okay, I'm off. Bye, girls.

Don't get squashed.

Who do you think I am?

You remember the results?

- I know them by heart! - Even the decimals?

Yes, even the decimals, baby.

You'll tell us about it...

You have to go. It's an important meeting.

Do you know where it is?

We know it's a long way but it's your duty to go.

A meeting like this, we have no choice.

Are you sure of the results?

Positive.

- We did them 20 times over. - It's rock solid.

Well then, if we have no choice...

Spirit of my grandmother!

Spirit of life!

Make the milk flow!

It isn't working...

By great Toutourou,

not a drop!

I'll never manage it!

Grandpa!

What are you doing?

Mending the tractor's inner tube.

I got a nail, don't know where.

I had a flat this morning.

Look, a nice patch,

a bit of glue and it's as good as new.

It's strong stuff, all right.

You look funny, Grandpa,

you're tiny!

And Tom...

You look like an ant.

Lili, put that down.

That's old junk.

Stop! You'll make it burst!

No, Grandpa, you said it was strong stuff.

All right but even so...

I reckon that should do it.

We'll leave it here

to see if it holds.

I could've kept going, Grandpa.

Enough of the "Grandpas"!

Besides, we are not making a balloon!

Can you fetch some eggs?

To make waffles...

Yeah! Waffles!

Beat you there!

- What's up there? - It's not allowed.

Grandpa says it's dangerous.

Dangerous? Sure...

Lili, you're crazy.

We can't. Come back down!

You don't have to follow...

We'll get told off.

In any case,

I can't reach it.

Happy now?

Stop it! It's not funny.

And you think you are?

Not a bump.

Children!

Am I going to see those eggs today?

We're coming, Juliette.

We'll be right down.

- Pine Pool? - 38.

- Owl Pool? - 38 too.

- Justice Pond? - 41.

Factory Hollow?

39.

- Old Berthier's Pond? - 40.

Foron Pool?

49.

39.

- Rocky Vale? - 41.

And Sunnybrook Bridge Pool?

40.

There's no doubt about it.

The figures all tally.

They more or less match ours.

It will rain for 40 days and 40 nights

at the next full moon.

That's tomorrow night!

The rain will be torrential.

The rivers will swell.

They will soon burst their banks.

There'll be a terrifying flood all over the Earth.

The waters will keep rising and rising.

Do you hear?

It'll be a new deluge.

God in heaven!

Who wants the last waffle?

I'm going to burst.

Me too.

I'm full. Thank you, Juliette.

Will you play the guitar for us?

Good idea. A song like last time.

Let my dinner go down first.

No, now, Grandpa!

You'll only doze off afterwards.

Please, Grandpa!

Go on, Ferdinand, a treat

before bedtime.

You two never give up, do you?

I'll sing you an old sea shanty.

We had left Puerto Rico

In the night for Saint-Malo

Eight hands on board, you know

On that leaky tub we did go

As the tide did ebb and flow

In the hold, what did we stow?

Kegs of rum and sacks of cocoa

When we tried it off San Diego

Our guts took quite a blow

Hear that?

Look at them. They have no idea.

It's terrible.

They're going to die. Like all the others.

We could try to warn them.

Why would they believe us?

We're only frogs.

Look, Tom!

Grandpa's worst enemies.

What are they?

Potato vermin.

Why's that one on the other?

They're making love. Can't you see?

What's "making love"?

I don't do baby sex education.

Ask your mother.

Give me a break!

What a nerve! My beetle...

I fell, that's all.

- Are you hurt? - No, I'm okay.

- Well done. - What did you say?

Well done. I think...

- You can talk? - You're surprised?

Well, yes, a little.

Say something else.

Hold on, sonny.

I have something important to say.

I don't believe it! Talking frogs?

- Wait! - Come back!

I told you. It's no use.

Stop it, Tom. Don't be silly.

Come on, you'll see.

They can talk. I heard them.

Poor Tom...

Speak or she'll think I'm a liar.

Yes, we can talk. Listen to me...

- What did I tell you? - Okay, they talk.

Listen to me!

That's not what matters.

A terrible catastrophe is nigh.

It will rain for 40 days and 40 nights.

- Like the Deluge? - Yes, like the Deluge.

That's no problem for us. But you...

If you don't act fast, you're all going to die.

Die? Us?

Yes, you. And all the others.

The waters will swallow up animals, trees, farms...

Whole cities.

They'll cover the highest mountains.

All the way to the sky?

All the way to the sky.

Everything will drown. There's no time to lose.

What can we do?

Well... No idea.

Can't you help us?

Sorry, no.

We're just frogs.

We know the weather but that's it.

Off you go now. I can't help you.

It's your problem now.

We must warn Grandpa. Come on, Tom!

Come on! You can't stay here.

Grandpa!

Mom!

Juliette!

You're all safe and sound!

We made it!

Heaven's wrath has faded at last!

I don't know about you but...

You said it!

When do we eat?

I'm famished.

- Forty days fasting. - Who'd believe it, Captain?

Message received! We'll see to you.

Don't expect any miracles though.

But there's something on this tub that will tide us over.

Wait and see. Stand back!

Look out!

How about that?

28 tons of spuds!

Spuds! Spuds!

Incredible. We owe our lives

to a tractor tyre inner tube.

Think we can eat this stuff?

Spuds, the old man said.

True, I'd prefer a gazelle's haunch, that's for sure.

But right now I'm so hungry, I'd eat bricks.

If you say so...

Yuck, it's disgusting!

You need to cook them!

You cook them?

Which hole did you crawl out of?

If anyone asks, you don't know.

All right, all right. Blimey...

Seen the two slabs of bacon behind us?

Watch it, okay.

I wonder how they'll react.

We'll need to watch them for sure.

By the way, Captain...

Chips are fine for the herbivores. They're happy.

But for us carnivores... How can I put it?

What's on the menu for us?

I was expecting that question. Give me a second.

Before the wolf, the lamb quakes

When the cat hunts, the mouse shakes

A reptile sets a toad a-quiver

It's not easy

to live together

Now all that has to alter Or our lives will falter

We won't survive this deal If your blood lust is for real

We won't survive this deal

If your blood lust is for real

It's natural for a carnivore

To snack on a herbivore

That's the standard rule

To deny it, you'd be a fool

That was normal.

Before the deluge.

Now all that has to alter Or our lives will falter

We won't survive this deal...

Just a second, Captain!

Are you saying we can't eat meat?

Not even a chicken?

Not even a chicken!

I know the spuds are hard to take but it's the only way

that all of us will survive.

Be patient.

This flood won't last forever.

Think we're the only survivors, like with Noah?

I don't know. Anyhow, I can't see a thing.

If there was no one left on Earth, who would you marry?

Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you, pal!

You're a nosy one.

Well, I certainly know who I'd marry.

- There's something weird over there! - Where?

That black thing there in the water.

You're right.

It's a piece of wood or something.

No, hold on...

It's a turtle!

Are you sure?

It's a giant turtle too!

I'll run and tell Grandpa!

Hurry, she's in a bad way!

- What is it now? - She's spotted a turtle.

Grandpa! Tom! Hurry!

She's hanging onto a lifebelt!

I bet they'll bring it on board.

- What's wrong? - You know!

You're allergic to turtles. By the way...

Can't you move over?

That's a good one! How can I?

There's no room.

- If that's your attitude... - I'm just trying to explain.

- Can't you see I'm stuck? - You're in a foul mood today!

Sorry...

I think we were too late.

Poor thing...

Grandpa, she isn't really dead, is she?

Look...

She has lost a flipper.

She must have been attacked.

Open your eyes, little turtle.

Open your eyes.

She's not dead! She's alive!

She's alive!

Stand back a bit!

Give her some air!

- Where am I? - We saved you.

You're on our boat.

What happened to you?

The crocodiles...

Everywhere.

I only just got away.

I'm exhausted...

Can't you see she's hungry?

Fetch her something, quick.

You've saved my life.

Let's leave her alone now.

She needs to rest.

When will we find land again, Grandpa?

No one can say.

It'll take time to soak up all this water.

- I'm fed up of it. - Me too.

I can't wait for the waters to drop.

Can't you try a spell, Juliette?

I'd like to but they never work.

- A shooting star! - Make a wish, Tom.

I know! I want the deluge to end.

Stupid. Now you've said it, it won't work.

Where do shooting stars come from?

You know, my boy,

space isn't empty.

There are countless bits of rubble and rocks

drifting around up there.

Some are huge, others tiny.

They're called meteorites.

Occasionally,

the Earth crosses their path.

The meteor, travelling at top speed,

bursts into our atmosphere and catches fire,

just like a match.

- That's why they shine? - Smart kid...

That's not all. These shooting stars have a secret.

Billions of years ago,

when the first sparks of life from across the universe

reached our planet,

something amazing happened.

It was as if the sky had made love with the Earth.

These specks of dust, born at the dawn of time,

brought the first seeds of life.

That's how it all began.

We're all the great great grandchildren of those shooting stars.

Feeling better?

Yes, I'm getting my strength back. Thanks to you.

We couldn't leave you like that.

You're so kind, my dear. How old are you?

Me? I'm nine.

How about you?

You're very, very old, then?

Well, not that old.

- What are they saying, Mom? - Nosy...

They're talking about me.

Stop fidgeting! I'll cut your ear off!

There. Finished.

Off you go now.

Don't watch the fox pass by

Look at him when he's gone by

At the foot of a rock

Who's got the strongest paws?

It's us, the carnivores!

Who's the toughest in the land? All the guys in Leo's gang!

Cool it, moo cow!

Who can overpower you?

All the guys in Tigger's crew!

- Is that you, Tom? - It's me.

- Where's Lili? - She has a new friend.

She won't play with me.

Sometimes, girls need time alone together.

They need to talk about things that don't concern us.

Good Lord! The sky's so low!

Make yourself useful

and pass me the club hammer.

Here, Grandpa!

Thank you.

Get in there, will you?

There! That won't budge now!

Dinner's ready! Come and eat!

Chips again!

Anything but that.

- Can I have yours? - Be my guest!

You can have mine too.

What's wrong with you? These chips are all we have!

And all you do is waste them?

You've both got a screw loose! I don't believe it!

I just don't believe it!

I don't believe it!

You know, they are carnivores after all...

Carnivores or not,

they do as we said or we've all had it.

- Enjoy, Lili. - You too.

Lovely chips!

My ancestors...

- What's she doing? - Trying to turn it into a cutlet.

By the spirit of the Earth.

Little potato...

She calls that a cutlet?

Drat.

Wrong again.

I don't know why it never works.

I just don't have the power.

It's always so funny...

when your magic goes wrong.

Don't make fun. It worked in my grandmother's day.

I feel the way you do. I hate those crocodiles too.

They killed my family. I'm the last surviving turtle.

Look! This is all I have left.

Three tiny turtle eggs.

I got them before those foul crocodiles could eat them.

It was a nightmare!

The flood drove them wild.

They attacked everything that moved, even some humans on a boat.

It was horrible. They were crazy.

It's incredible I managed to get away.

Luckily, I found that lifebelt.

You know the rest.

"Some humans on a boat".

My daddy! My mommy!

What's wrong?

I knew it!

I know what you're feeling.

Cry.

Go on, cry, Lili.

A lot of people died during the flood.

Perhaps we're the only survivors anywhere.

But... I thought...

Poor little thing... Poor us.

It's so sad.

- Come, come... - What will become of us?

Not in front of the children.

Come along, we can talk over here.

Louise... Ren. They were such good people.

What's left of our world,

of what we built up, of our dreams?

Nothing! Nothing at all!

You can't say that. The world won't just end.

Just think about it...

How long have we been living this nightmare all alone?

One year, 10 years, 100 years!

No one can say. Time has stood still.

But one day, hopefully,

the waters will fall just as they rose.

When they do, life will begin again!

- Are you sure? - No.

I'm not sure of anything.

Yes, I'm sure of one thing!

That I've loved you for a long time

and that our time isn't up!

Roger?

Do you ever think about it?

Sometimes, in the morning.

- About what? - Death, stupid!

Death...

Why do you want me to think about that now?

You heard them up there. We're the only survivors.

The only survivors?

What do you think comes after death?

After death?

How should I know that? What a question!

I'm not a plumber!

Try to think of something positive.

The end of the flood, say...

- The end of the flood? - The end of it!

What do you mean by that?

We're waiting for it.

- So what can I say? - Nothing!

I was just saying that. The end of the flood, like.

When you find something interesting to say, let me know.

The end of the flood isn't interesting?

Oh, my head...

What did I do to end up on this boat with a blockhead like you?

What did I do?

- Is that a question? - No, I'm thinking out loud!

You know, Lili, my parents are dead too.

I was only little.

It was during the war, I think.

I can't remember now.

In any case, he adopted me.

I knew his parents. I was on the same ship as his dad.

So Juliette and I decided to adopt this young sailor.

Will you adopt me too?

Remember what we told your parents. We said we'd look after you

and we'll keep our word.

Do you promise too, Grandpa?

I'm honoured

to take under my wing all those who call me Grandpa.

Even if I wish some of them called me differently.

Well, Ferdinand, it looks like our family's growing.

I'm fed up to the back teeth of these spuds.

They twist my guts and burn me inside.

My stomach's killing me!

Are you going to let this go on?

You'll die if you don't eat meat.

And there's plenty on this tub.

Who's going to miss a chicken or two?

Whoever you are, you're forgetting one thing:

the Captain's rules.

- We have no right. - Who does he think he is?

Can he change nature's laws?

Since when did carnivores not eat meat?

Shut up!

A roast for me, please.

And make sure it's rare.

- Think it'll work? - Yes. You see,

the power of the engine

will turn the shovels

and we'll be able to move at last!

Clever, huh?

- It'll be a real boat! - You bet.

Was my dad good with his hands too?

He was an ace mechanic.

Compared to him, I'm an amateur.

I was always on the bridge, see,

while he was with the engines.

He knew his stuff, all right.

He could take an engine apart in no time.

Help!

What's going on?

Stop it! Let go!

- What's going on? - They're trying to eat her!

Let go right now!

My hoof. I couldn't

fight them off.

What's got into you? Have you lost your minds?

I don't believe it! You want to wipe each other out?

No, captain, you know why. We're hungry!

We need meat, that's all.

Chips... We can't take any more.

Blast it, do you have peas for brains?

We survived by a miracle

and now you want to destroy all that!

Wipe out our chances of survival!

Over my dead body!

Enough!

We have enough problems. I'll put you out of the way...

in the bathtub.

Watch your step too.

I'm sick of the lot of you! You're hoodlums

and egotists.

- Who gave me this shower of losers? - He'll pay for this.

They had it coming.

- There'll be more room now. - You must be dreaming.

- I'm not dreaming. Why say that? - What an idiot.

- I only said you must be dreaming. - And why would I be?

Good grief! Stop it, you get on my nerves!

Poor thing, you had a fright.

I've never been so scared.

- Good job Grandpa was there. - That's true.

Another minute and I'd had it.

The wretches! We'll need to watch them.

Grit your teeth, little goat.

- Are you okay? - Yes.

You're worse off than I am. I heard about your parents.

Yes, they're dead.

Like everyone else.

So when do we attack?

Be more discreet! You can't with the Captain around.

Let me eliminate him first.

You remember what we're looking for, right?

You bet.

They're on the boat. I've seen them, hidden.

I hope so for your sake. The others are fuming.

We can't hold them back much longer.

Take it easy! Don't wreck everything now.

Trust me. I have a plan.

Now get lost.

I'll let you know.

Hell's bells! I've never seen such monsters.

Who had the flashlight?

I couldn't see. But I'd give him what for.

Turtle!

You're in with the crocs?

Me? Are you crazy?

We saw you signalling to them.

You didn't see a thing. I saw it all.

The Captain drew the crocodiles here.

I've come to warn you.

Want to know what he said?

Give it a rest.

Let her say it.

You know who's behind this mess.

You bet we do!

Believe what you like

but now the Captain

wants to give you to the crocodiles to get some peace.

No more carnivores. You're giving him nightmares.

- I heard him. - The old fart!

Are you sure of what you're saying?

I swear. We carnivores must stand together.

So what do we do now?

No two ways about it.

Attack first.

With the Captain out of the way, you'll get chickens,

roasts, haunches, you'll never go hungry again!

It's a walkover!

We can't hang about forever

in this damn chip pan!

Right, guys?

Enough. Follow me!

This way.

What...

What's going on?

Holy spuds!

A night attack!

Upon my word!

Let me out. Damn and blast,

let me out now!

You leaky old pots!

Get this thing off!

Get it off me! You one-eyed lummoxes!

Rest in peace, old fogey!

- Juliette! - Mom!

Help!

We got him!

Crikey, I don't believe it.

Everybody in there.

- Lock them up! - I'll tell my Grandpa!

The old man's far away now.

Shout all you want.

With his stupid boat, rotten guitar

and useless fits of hysterics. The old goat!

What happened to my parents?

- You really want to know? - Yes, say it!

They went straight to hell

without passing "Go"!

The losers!

Here's our new Captain.

What a disaster... We're all going to die.

Don't worry, Lili, she'll pay for it.

That turtle...

She said if I went with you,

she wouldn't be my friend.

I didn't know what to do.

I didn't want her causing trouble.

It's okay, Lili. Who cares?

We're together now. We must be strong.

- The chickens! - What are they up to?

The chi... the chi...

They're pluck...

Plucking the chickens?

I won't let this happen.

We can't do a thing. They've gone mad.

We can't do a thing? That's easy to say.

What can you do? You're a little boy.

I'll show you who's little.

Let's go, Lili.

Be careful!

Well, guys?

How does it feel to rule the roost?

All your troubles are over!

You can gorge yourselves!

You're the bosses now! The bosses!

Stew time, little chickie.

Ready in five minutes. Smells good, huh?

Incredible!

Our young friends have broken out.

And cowardly with it.

No, we're not!

But you're an old witch!

- What was that? - An old witch!

- Exactly! - Say that again, snot-nose.

I'm sick of these pests!

- You can't! - See if I can't!

Shut it, baby.

What's going on up there?

Mind your own business.

Did you hear that?

My wife and I would like to know

what's going on here.

What's going on is, if you don't shut it,

it'll be trunk stew next!

I'm splitting my sides.

Very funny!

Trunk stew...

Turtle soup, more like!

Be quiet, Roger. Don't forget you're allergic.

My friends, listen to me!

We've got rid of the Captain. Good.

His wife went after him. Very good.

But... the kids are here!

They're treacherous. You can't trust a human.

They'll fight back one day.

Well, what do you suggest?

Let's get rid of them. Fast.

That's easy to say. How?

No ideas?

We could... No!

Go on, say it!

You mean, we could...

We could...

Yes! Eat them!

That's it!

Eat them! We could eat them!

Eat them? Are you out of your minds?

We can't do that. They're children.

You're crazy.

- If puss doesn't like it, too bad! - Hold on...

We can all express our opinions.

Let's vote. Who's against?

No, I really can't.

Don't ask me to do that, please.

Is that all? Now who's for?

Me!

The sooner the better!

I agree with turtle. It's too risky.

We'll regret it otherwise.

We might be wrong...

Six against one!

That seems clear enough.

Tomorrow morning...

Curtains!

Ferdi, come back to me.

Don't let me down now, please.

Wake up!

Ferdinand! Open your eyes!

I'm scared!

What came over you, Fran se?

- Don't give me that! - What's wrong?

It's a horrible thing to do!

They're right. We're carnivores, after all.

You poor thing, you've already forgotten.

The sausage skins, the soups, Juliette's knees...

No, but we can't...

They took you in, Bernard.

We met and fell in love in their home.

Doesn't that count?

Of course it does.

I'd never have guessed.

Know what I'm carrying?

Imagine them doing it to your kittens?

Yes... No...

You're right!

For centuries, humans have persecuted us.

Us, the turtles!

For our shells, our eggs, our bodies and our flesh!

Look what's left of my arm!

We're cut up bit by bit!

One day a leg, then the head...

We're in agony for weeks on end, like living larders

before the crabs and carrion gulls finish us off!

Whole families have died

so that combs can be made

from our shells!

We've suffered in silence,

we've never said a word,

we've kept our mouths shut!

But that's over now.

It's over!

The flood has made my dream come true.

Listen to this magic word:

Revenge!

I'll wipe you all out!

All of you!

One quick flash...

and the crocs come racing up.

No survivors!

The perfect weapon!

My little nuclear bomb!

I'm really sorry for you.

One other thing...

The eggs.

They're not mine.

They're the crocodiles'.

The crocodiles' last eggs.

Those idiots can't lay in water,

they need dry land and now,

with the flood, there's no dry land left!

I stole their last eggs.

They're going to vanish for good.

For good!

I'll be left alone. Alone!

Nothing can stop me!

Nothing can stop me!

Take this thing off my mouth!

Red alert!

Crocodiles ahead!

Crocodiles!

Attack!

This way, my beauties,

this way!

Come on!

The crocodiles!

Attack!

Guys, she's on the crocs' side!

Holy skunk! We've been had!

Listen to me, everyone!

I'm going to try something.

I'll try to start the tractor.

Go for it, Tom!

The trouble is...

I don't know how!

They're almost here!

Drat, that's no good.

Hurry up, they're almost here!

Din-dins!

Lovely din-dins! Lots to eat for everyone!

I've had a maneful of that turtle!

She gets on my stripes.

I don't know how to start this thing!

Hams, haunches, cutlets,

snouts... Come and dig in, my dears!

They're catching up!

Holy mother of all spuds!

Start, you old crate!

Go on! Start!

It turns the other way!

Put it into gear!

What are you doing?

We're heading straight for them!

Stop!

Back up!

We're heading for them!

Back up, Tom!

We're not safe yet.

They're still behind us.

Faster, Tom!

I'm going flat out!

Still there?

I can't look, I'm too scared!

Move it!

You'll make good croc fodder.

Go to hell!

But what...

What happened to me?

You're here, Ferdi! You're back!

You're here!

Heavens to Betsy! What's that?

That's our barn! Our boat!

Look!

Over here!

Over here!

They're heading straight for us!

I can't hold on! You're too heavy!

Have you seen what's down there?

They're just behind us!

I can't hold on. It's shaking too much!

It's going to explode!

It's bust. We've had it.

The party's over!

Go on, you crocs!

They're all yours now. They stole your last eggs,

your children, your offspring!

That's rubbish!

Of course, now you're here she'll make up some story

to fool you all!

Do something. She needs help.

You know I'm allergic to turtles!

I don't believe it!

That's all you're worried about? Call yourself a pachyderm?

All right! You asked for it. Don't moan if I get a spotty trunk!

Your eggs are here. I'll help you find them!

But first, make mincemeat of this ship of fools!

Let go, you lummox! Let go of me!

My shell!

He ripped my shell off!

He ripped a turtle's shell off!

Murderer!

Give me my shell back!

What's that? Where are those eggs from?

You're totally crazy! They're mine.

She stole them from the crocs.

Rubbish! I laid these eggs.

They came from my womb!

I'm their mother!

- Can't you see? - She's got a willy!

She's a male!

She really hoodwinked us!

Well, actually, with turtles...

the males lay the eggs.

Impossible. Only females do that.

It's a girl's job.

Think of something else, pal, because this won't wash.

- She's trying to con us! - Hold on.

- I can explain. - So explain.

Okay, females lay eggs.

But, in my case...

Scum!

- Calm down... - Don't give me that!

- Control yourself! - I can't!

I can't, I tell you!

My shell!

- What do we do? - Cut his tongue out to shut him up.

No, that's too easy. He has to suffer now.

Let the crocs have him!

Do you want him?

You bet we do!

Hold on! Let's chop him up first.

Crush him and make soup of him!

Good idea!

- Revenge! - Die!

Stop!

Stop everything! Nobody move!

Tom! Lili!

Let me through! Is everything okay?

Children...

Don't I get a hello?

Are you okay? You're not hurt?

I love you so much.

- Okay? Can we deal with him now? - Deal with him?

Kill him, you mean?

- What else can we do? - You're hopeless!

What gives you that right?

Come on, tell me. Are you judges?

Executioners? Come on, explain it to me.

They're right, get it over with.

Stay out of this, it's complicated enough.

You idiots, take a look at yourselves.

Brutality and violence are your only answers.

And what have you gained? A slug suit.

You're nothing anymore!

Captain, we wanted to say... We're sorry.

We don't know what came over us.

Your apologies are the last thing I need!

- Know what you are? - We know.

- Pathetic. - Moronic, you mean!

Pickles with yoghurt for brains!

Look where your stupidity got us! Everything's ruined!

Thank God no one died!

Well, actually...

What? Actually what?

There was that business with the chickens...

What business? What chickens?

- We were starving... - I don't believe it!

I just don't believe it! Holy pots and pans!

You really take the biscuit. What can I say?

What can I say?

I'm speechless. I'm totally speechless!

There weren't that many of us on board.

Now, we'll never see hens, roosters, chicks or eggs again.

Our chances of survival are fewer.

Life is so fragile,

we all need each other. How can we make them see that?

It's that turtle, Dad. She's really evil.

She's evil all right!

- She set the crocodiles on us. - For revenge, she said.

You know, nothing can justify revenge.

It was like they'd all gone mad!

When you light the fire of violence...

- You never know how it will go out. - Exactly!

It's the worst thing. Thank you.

Never forget that, children.

See the tractor, Dad?

- I handled it pretty well. - You were brilliant.

I couldn't have without you.

We'll talk in the morning. Get to sleep now.

Good night, Dad.

Dad... That's the second time.

You're calling me "Dad" now?

I'll have to get used to it.

Come on, sonny.

Dad!

My little boy.

When the sun sets on my sails

The wind whispers to me

Telling me tales

Of sailors at sea

Will I have a son,

A little boy to love?

Will I have a son,

A child

born of love

A child born of love

We get on well, don't we, Lili?

By the way, Tom, who was it you wanted to get married to?

Guess.

I don't know. Do I know her?

Maybe...

I don't feel like thinking now.

Let's play "Yes and No".

- Yes, okay. - You lose.

- Why? - You said "yes"!

- No. - You lose again!

That's not fair. We hadn't started.

Hurry! The cat's had her kittens!

That one's his father spitting image.

His spitting image.

Apart from the stripes.

The stripes!

You guys aren't right in the head!

He's so tiny...

What are we going to call them?

The children can find names.

I don't know.

Mistinguette. I bet this one's a girl.

He can be Bar Code. I'll teach him to fight.

And the last one can be Noah. We don't have much choice.

Can we see them too?

Could you move over a bit?

What are you doing there?

Nothing. We just wanted to see what's going on.

- How did you get here? - Round the side.

- We always miss out. - Since we'd landed, we thought...

Landed? Round the side?

Hold on a second! Stand aside!

Stand aside, he said!

Holy mackerel! It's solid down there!

Cast anchor. We've arrived!

We're saved!

Shut up!

Shut up!

Be quiet!

Listen...

Evening all...

Good to see you after 3,000 miles of dust.

And not a drop of water anywhere.

Mom! Dad!

Sweetheart!

- My little doll! - I thought you were dead.

Dead? Us? You can't kill a Lamotte. We're tough as nails!

You won't believe what he put us through.

Come on, we're here now.

What are you doing here, peaches?

Are you well?

I thought I'd never see you again!

Well, we had a few close shaves.

Your dad always wants to take incredible short cuts.

Ren Louise! What are you...

Heavens, where were you?

Back there. Straight on.

How did you manage in the flood?

Flood? What flood?

Are you pulling my leg?

We've just escaped disaster. Haven't you?

What disaster, Mr Ferdinand?

The rain, the flood, like. Honestly, Louise...

What a riot!

They're having us on!

Instead of stringing us along, how about a drink?

- Got any pastis for me? - Can't you wait?

Old Lamotte never changes...

- Have you seen the time? - No. Why?

It's past our bedtime.

Today's a special day.

We can make an exception.

It's two hours past our bedtime. It's after midnight!

Midnight? So? Just this once. Denise...

It won't kill us, right?

We both agreed on bed at ten.

Now you change your mind. You always change it.

I don't change my mind, I follow my instincts.

Your instincts won't keep me awake!

- So go to bed! - On my own? You can't be serious.

So stay but stop moaning all the time.

We're having fun.

- You did change your mind though. - Okay, I did!

Only idiots never change their minds.

Do you mean me, Roger?

No, I don't mean you.

I'm sure you meant me.

I swear I didn't!

- Is that true? - Honestly...

Honeybunch, on your mother's life.

I thought you didn't love me anymore.

Where did you get that idea?

Tell me you love me, that you need me.

Of course I do.

- Say it. I didn't hear. - Come on...

You know I do, I don't need to say it.

See, you don't love me.

What are you thinking of now?

All right, I love you. There!

Happy now?

Subtitles by Ian Burley