Original subtitles

Don't you wanna dream again?

Now it's calling for me go back to the start

Wishing on the starlight

In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow

Just step on the new stage don't be shy

Gonna take the challenge of God

Kyo-Let's☆Mo-Let's☆Dynamic!

Let's! Go! Go! Big panic

I don't care 'bout limits, no regret

Make me tougher even though I lose

Nothing gonna stop me no mo' try me

So-Zets☆Cho-Zets☆Dynamic!

Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!

Keep on going power pumpin' up

something greater waiting not so far away

[NARRATOR] Previously, on Dragon Ball Super,

Goku transcended to the level of a deity

to battle Beerus the Destroyer,

and their intense fight shook the entire Earth.

Come on. No!

Damn it!

[NARRATOR] Goku became stronger than ever

and gave all he had, but it still wasn't enough.

And after the Saiyan's defeat,

Beerus was about to make good on his threat to destroy Earth.

But it seemed the Destroyer's lazy lifestyle

caught up to him. With all his energy tapped,

Beerus fell asleep, thus sparing the planet.

[WHIS] Convincing performance, my lord.

But you know, you can stop pretending now.

I wasn't pretending, Whis. I did fall asleep!

[NARRATOR] New adventures begin now!

[GOTEN] That was delicious, Mom. Thanks!

I'm going to Trunks' house now, okay?

I'm glad we could spend this time together, Chichi,

especially since I'm going back to King Kai's world to train!

You're joking right?

'Course not! I'm all healed up from battle

so why would I wait?

I've gotta train harder than ever now

so I'm as strong as Beerus

and ready for the next time we fight!

I should've known that's why you're wearing that.

You can't go!

That's not fair, Chichi!

You said it was fine before Beerus showed up!

You know, when I got us that hundred million zeni?

But I thought I told you, we spent that already!

[GOKU groans]

Seriously?

Basically! And we're saving the rest!

And besides, Gohan and Videl are about to have a baby!

And we can't have our grandchild look up to a grandpa

who does nothing but fight crazy aliens!

From now, on you're gonna work for a living

like everyone else and be a responsible role model

for our family! And that's final!

But Chichi. Come on. I have to train.

[CHICHI] You've trained enough and fought enough.

You're not a young man anymore.

Just do it. This should last you till dinner.

[CHICHI] Here.

[grunts]

[VIDEL] All right, I'll get started on dinner.

Ah! No Videl, what are you talking about?

You shouldn't be worrying about dinner!

I can take care of all the cooking.

You just put your feet up and try to relax, okay?

I'm not gonna stay in some protective case

till the baby comes. I'm fine!

Yeah of course you can!

But if you're gonna carry our child for nine months,

the least I can do is make you guys some food.

What are we gonna do with your Mom, huh?

Take our eyes off her one second and she tries to do it all!

Now you watch Momma and make sure she relaxes,

and I'll get to work on food, okay?

Hah.

[GOHAN] All right, here I go.

Today's daring mission: dinner!

Your daddy's a real handful.

We'll just have to make him happy

and eat some cookies while we wait.

Okay, let's see.

Now where does she keep those recipes?

[VEGETA] He transcended.

When the Super Saiyan God power expired,

he found a way to fight like a deity on his own!

And he thinks he can leave me behind again!

I will surpass you, Kakarot. I swear it.

I'm all good on the nostril hair front!

All right!

[MR. SATAN] Okay, Buu, I'm goin' out for a bit.

Come on, Bee! Who wants a ride in the car?

Aw, who's a good boy?

[HOST 15A] Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to this extraordinary event!

Whether you've traveled here to Satan Square,

or you're tuning in from around the world,

you all experienced the mysterious phenomenon

that literally shook the globe!

Now the truth about that mystery is about to be revealed!

[distant car horn honks]

[HOST 15A] He's here, folks!

Our fearless hero, Mr. Satan, has arrived!

[CROWD cheers]

[camera shutters click]

[panting]

[MAN 1] Earth arrival in 13 minutes, sir.

[MAN 2] And you're sure about

your intelligence-gathering?

The Arch-Enemy isn't there?

[beeping]

[MAN 1] Affirmative. The Cursed Ones,

They-Who-Will-Not-Be-Named, The Nemeses whose brainpower

rivals our own have not been seen.

[MAN 2] Perfect.

[CROWD chants] Mr. Satan! Mr. Satan!

"Our Hero Super Satan's Emergency Press Conference"

[MR. SATAN] Yeah!

[cheers]

Thank you!

Welcome, Mr. Satan.

Thank you for coming, even though you must be

exhausted after your last huge battle.

Why don't we jump right to the point

and talk about the strange phenomenon that shook the world.

I'm told you were in the thick of it!

It was the work of the Great Destroyer!

What? The Great Destroyer?

And what does that mean?

So what is that exactly, like a weapon,

or a ship, or a criminal mastermind?

No, it was way worse than that!

I'm talkin' about a diabolical deity coming down

from the blackness of space;

a god feared throughout the cosmos!

[CROWD gasps]

Devastator of countless planets,

the Destroyer God known as Buh-Buh-Uh.

Buh-- Known as big trouble to any world he targets,

and ours was next on his list!

He was gonna blow up the earth!

I discovered this while chasin' down a criminal syndicate.

They were in league with this uh-Buh-Buh...

Buh-ligerant god monster, yeah!

I hacked into the crime ring's dark Net, and found 'em!

They were summoning him to their evil cruise ship

in the South Sea!

So I went there and broke up the crime ring

and simultaneously confronted the Destroyer!

The god monster whose name is definitely,

uh, Lord Beevis!

--[CROWD gasps] --[MR. SATAN] Yeah!

[MR. SATAN] Yeah, Beevis was his name and a dark aura

was pulsing out of his body, shakin' the whole Earth!

[HOST 15A hollers]

Testing, testing, sibilance, one-two.

[MR. SATAN] Naturally, I faced him immediately,

since I'm more or less incapable of experiencing fear.

[yells]

[BOTH yell]

But I'll be honest with you guys.

Not even I had the power to put him down.

He was stronger than you?

There's no way!

It's true, my loyal fans, I was in a desperate pinch.

But in that darkest moment there came a great miracle!

From the depths of my finely-honed body

sprang an all-new power!

[bellows]

[yells]

I became what I can only describe as a god!

[CROWD cheers]

And they're buying this crap?

[MR. SATAN] After I tapped into this well of celestial might,

the Destroyer was doomed!

[yells]

Yeah! Yeah! I threw him down!

And then I whacked him in the noggin like that!

[bellows]

That's how I drove the fearsome Beevis away!

[cheers]

Let me get this straight.

You're telling us that was the cause

of those shockwaves we felt?

They were from the Destroyer monster you defeated?

A truer tale has never been told.

Well folks, you heard it here first.

Our great champion has saved the planet once again!

[CROWD cheers]

[MAN 15B] What is that?

It looks like a meteor.

It's headed right for us!

[CROWD yells]

It's not safe, sir. Get out of here, now!

[BOTH gasp]

What the--?

Is that a spaceship?

[gasps]

[MR. SATAN gasps]

[HOST 15A] It's an alien! An alien has just beamed down!

[CROWD murmurs]

A real live alien?

Did it come here for revenge?

It can't be.

[ALL gasp]

We are ready to receive you now, Ambassador!

Uuh!

[ALL shriek]

Oh thanks, you guys!

--After you. --Thank you.

--[GROUP gasps] --[SNACKIAN AMBASSADOR] Huh?

[GROUP gasps]

[SNACKIAN AMBASSADOR] Hmm.

[GROUP sighs, shrieks]

They seem scared.

[sighs] This happens everywhere we travel.

I'm starting to believe I really do have a scary face.

Earth people! There is no reason to fear us!

This gentleman is an ambassador from our fare Planet Snack.

We've learned there's a hero here

who has battled Lord Beerus to exhaustion!

And we have come to pay our respects

for this astounding feat!

Say what now?

So like, you guys aren't here for revenge?

To prove it, we'll perform the Snackian salute,

honed over centuries as our most sacred sign of respect.

[BOTH] We salute you yes, we're "S-N-A-C-K"!

[GROUP] Aah!

Our scans suggest this is a victory party.

Is the hero who fought the Destroyer present?

Uh, yeah, that's right, Snacks.

I'm the one who took care of that Destroyer.

That's a surprise.

Look up there!

[SNACKIAN AMBASSADOR] Hmm.

Wow! It's truly an honor to meet you, human.

The story of you saving your world from the feared Destroyer

is spreading quickly across the universe.

[laughs] Aw, it was nothing.

That Destroyer was no match for me--

I felt kinda bad for him!

I've brought you something.

In honor of your inspirational victory,

my planet hereby presents you our most distinguished medal.

This is incredible news, folks.

Our mighty warrior, Mr. Satan, has gone

from hero of Earth to hero of the entire universe.

[GALBEE] Not so fast!

Eeh!

Something wrong, Galbee?

In the custom of our warriors,

I can't acknowledge him as a hero until we meet in the ring.

If this man really bested the Destroyer,

it should be easy for him to prove his strength.

I must apologize, but it is our tradition.

Galbee is the official hero of Planet Snack,

so it would be a great honor if you would join him in combat.

[MR. SATAN] There's no way I can fight that guy!

He's 200% muscle, at least!

Forgive me for asking but it would mean a lot.

Oh, I do love to spar, but I'm kind of recovering

from saving my own world.

Breaking news! After achieving universal fame,

Mr. Satan has been challenged to fight

Planet Snack's great hero!

Hey! Pipe down, doll face!

[CROWD chants] Mr. Satan! Mr. Satan!

[MR. SATAN] How do I get out of this one?

If I refuse, it'll ruin my whole rep!

Oh, I got it!

[groans]

My bowel issue's... flarin' up. Be right back.

[phone rings]

Come on, Gohan. Pick up the phone, I need ya!

[GOHAN] Aaah! We've got water everywhere!

What do I do? That's not in the recipe!

That's weird; he always picks up.

I guess I'll try Vegeta.

[phone rings]

What is this, Don't-Answer-Your-Phone Day?

Um, Mr. Satan, is everything okay in there?

[MR. SATAN] Yup, all good! I'll be right out!

This is bad; there's no way around it.

Well, maybe most of the crowd left.

[CROWD hollers]

What the what?

We hope the fighting ring we've built is

up to your standards. Please, battle as hard as you like.

I wonder how Galbee will do here.

It's always harder to fight on your opponent's home turf.

[MR. SATAN] This is bad! Bad bad bad bad!

[GALBEE] This earthling is clever;

masking his energy as if he's an utter weakling.

And he's unguarded, too, trying to lure me in.

I'm ready when you are, hero!

[HOST 15A] Is this the start of the match?

No, it appears our champion is still warming up.

[MR. SATAN] Come on, can't a guy get one decent miracle?

Like Goku or Vegeta jumping out of the crowd?

O-Or Krillin, or maybe that weird green guy?

Shoot, I'd settle for Goten or Trunks--

can't they skip school?

Quit stalling and fight!

[HOST 15A] Ah-ha! He's still stretching!

What an elaborate routine!

Oh, it's Mr. Satan. Looks like a match!

[MR. SATAN] This is hopeless.

[GOKU] Woo-hoo! Mr. Satan!

Give 'im all you've got!

Hi!

[MR. SATAN] Goku! It's happening!

I've been saved from on high!

Things have somehow gotten weirder.

[MAN 15C] Who is that guy?

[MAN 15D] Is that one of the the champ's students?

You're here in the nick of time, Goku.

What are you, a mind reader too?

Well my tractor's got a busted thinga-ma-jiggy.

First I went over to Bulma's place to ask her to fix it,

but no one was home there. So I was looking for

someone else who could help me out.

And then I saw you down here.

You're here for your tractor?

[GOKU] You're a worldly guy. You must know things.

You can help fix it, right?

Before we get to that boring stuff,

what do you say you step in and fight this alien for me?

Uh. That big guy?

[MR. SATAN] Yeah, how 'bout it?

A little morning training?

Thanks, that's real nice of you, but I shouldn't.

I'd feel bad hogging all the fun.

Don't be silly, I don't mind. I'm a gracious guy!

And I can fight him myself any time I want!

If you're sure it's okay, I guess I could go a few rounds.

The truth is Chichi isn't letting me train right now,

and my muscles have been itching like crazy for a fight!

Ah man, thank goodness.

Hey, your name's Galbee, right?

Well you'll have to fight this man first,

and prove you're worth my precious time.

You're joking. You want me to battle

some unproven amateur?

This is an unexpected development.

I should say so.

He looks like a backwoods commoner to me.

I've never been so insulted.

Is this how you treat all the guests to your planet?

[MR. SATAN] Just you wait, big boy.

You're in for a shock.

All right, let's get this thing started.

Come at me, any way you like!

[CHICHI] That's what I call a good shopping trip!

It's gonna take my boys quite a while

to eat their way through all of this!

What am I doing here?

Sure it's a lot of cooking, but I love having Gohan over.

And we have to make sure Videl's eating healthy

now that she's eating for two!

[gasps]

Why is Goku here?

--[CROWD cheers] --[CHICHI] Huh?

[HOST 15A] Mr. Satan's alternate

is looking confident, folks!

Seriously? Goku, what are you doing?!

I told you to go to work!

[GOKU] Aah! Chichi?

Oh no! I'm in big trouble now! Help me out, quick!

I can't just fly away now that everyone's watching me,

so just give me a good punch, okay?

Wha--?

Come on, make it fast! Hit me right here!

[MR. SATAN] Satan Punch!

[GOKU] Ooh! Waaaah...

I forgot my tractor--aah...!

That hurt!

--Don't run from me! --Very mature.

Wait! You just can't go!

[GALBEE] What a punch! Splendid technique!

Hero! I can't wait any longer! Let's fight!

Oh my! Mr. Satan is fighting Galbee after all!

And our champion is just barely evading

the strange visitor's attacks!

His dodging skills are impressive.

[HOST 15A] This is certainly an unconventional

approach to fighting.

[MR. SATAN] If he lands one punch, I'll be toast!

[HOST 5A] It seems our hero is conserving

his incredible power in what I can only assume

is a complex strategy.

Why isn't he fighting back?

He couldn't be scared to fight, could he?

[MR. SATAN] I'm losing the crowd!

Hey, maybe he didn't beat that Destroyer monster.

[MR. SATAN] My whole reputation's at stake!

There's no choice. I've got to fight!

[MR. SATAN] Just stand your ground, Mr. Satan.

You can do this! You did it before, right?

You stopped that crazy blast to protect Videl!

You just gotta dig deep!

You ain't destroyin' nothin'!

Earth's defender says no way!

Prepare for my new divine power!

[bellows]

Did he just say his "divine" power?

[yells]

Yes! I'm now a fightin' god!

[GALBEE gasps]

[MR. SATAN] Now's my chance!

[panting]

[barks]

[screams]

I hate dogs!

What was that?

[SNACKIAN SECRETARY] He seems to be afraid of that creature,

which now that I think of it, does resemble a--

[BOTH scream]

[SNACKIAN SECRETARY] Wait, Ambassador.

We still have to say our farewell!

[BOTH] We salute you yes, we're "S-N-A-C-K"!

[MR. SATAN] Uuuh...

I thought you said they weren't there!

The scanners failed. We should issue a quarantine.

It could take us thousands of years to conquer those things.

And incredibly, after just one punch from our champion,

Galbee and his colleagues have fled in terror.

Wow, I'm stronger than I thought.

[BEE whimpers lightly]

Ooh.

You see that? That's what I can do

with my new "Godly Power," a term I intend to trademark!

[CROWD cheers]

[HOST 15A] It's another huge win for Earth's

living legend!

[MR. SATAN] What a relief.

[GOTEN] Dad's out late, huh?

I'm sure he's just working hard to finish planting.

Because he knows he'd be a fool

to step foot in this house until the job is done!

[GOKU gasps]

Chichi's really mad at me this time.

I guess that means I'm sleeping outside tonight.

Aw man, but I'm so hungry.

I look back to when I was young,

reminisce on all that I'd done

In my hands, I held the dreams of my childhood

that now have come to pass

It's right upon the wind and journey to

A world we never know

(It's a brand new story)

...now a new chapter starts!

Shining Star!

In the night, be my compass and guide, take me to where I belong

The warmth we once shared, will always be there,

It's magic lives on in our hearts

Shining Star!

Give me strength from your light up above,

show me the way to be brave

My hands still hold onto hope that together we'll manifest

All that we dreamed of

[GOKU] Hey! It's me, Goku!

I sure wish Chichi would let me practice,

and I'm not the only one with the training bug.

Krillin's remembering the old days and wondering

if he can get stronger, too.

Looks like the best shot for any of us to level up

is to have the same teacher Beerus has.

But someone else might get that chance before me.

Next time, on Dragon Ball Super:

Make sure you don't miss it, okay?