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Don't you wanna dream again?

Now it's calling for me go back to the start

Wishing on the starlight

In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow

Just step on the new stage don't be shy

Gonna take the challenge of God

Kyo-Let's☆Mo-Let's☆Dynamic!

Let's! Go! Go! Big panic

I don't care 'bout limits, no regret

Make me tougher even though I lose

Nothing gonna stop me no mo' try me

So-Zets☆Cho-Zets☆Dynamic!

Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!

Keep on going power pumpin' up

something greater waiting not so far away

[NARRATOR] Previously, on Dragon Ball Super,

our heroes proved no match for a rampaging Beerus the Destroyer.

Enough already!

[NARRATOR] But no one was angrier than Bulma,

who blamed Beerus for ruining her birthday party,

and gave the god a piece of her mind.

I want you off this boat right now!

[smack]

[VEGATA] What have you done?

What did you do... to my Bulma?

[NARRATOR] Will Vegeta's protective rage make him

powerful enough to stop Lord Beerus

where all others have failed?

Mark my words, Beerus. Mark them well.

You're going to suffer for what you've done.

[NARRATOR] The battle continues, now!

[yells]

[PUAR screams]

Agh. All right!

[yells]

[yells]

[hollers]

[VEGETA yells]

[VEGETA grunts]

Come, Destroyer!

Stop screwing around and fight me for real!

[BEERUS] Mmm...

It's your turn to be destroyed, Beerus!

[BEERUS groans lightly]

Say goodbye, you repugnant bastard!

--Whoa! --I can't see anything!

[VEGETA panting]

That's all that I had.

Was that really it? That certainly wasn't

the power of a Super Saiyan God.

That was child's play.

With a blast that weak, it's clear:

you're no arch-rival of mine.

[TRUNKS] No! What happened? Dad was winning!

[WHIS] Mmm. Mmm, mmm!

It's beyond delicious.

Would it be too much trouble to include this

in the sampler platter, too?

It has been many eons, you know,

since I've had to use even ten percent of my power.

[VEGETA groans]

Take solace in knowing that you were at least

more entertaining than that Saiyan I defeated

on King Kai's planet.

[TRUNKS] Dad!

[BULMA] It's okay, honey. Stay with us.

It's all over now.

We can't stop him from destroying the earth.

[BULMA gasps]

The time has come. I will reduce this world to rubble.

[BEERUS] On second thought, maybe I won't.

Destroying Earth would be tragic, in a way.

Your warriors here might be pitiful,

but your cuisine is another matter.

It's some of the tastiest in the universe.

[BULMA] Uh... Totally agree, Mr. Beerus, sir.

It really is great.

It'd be a shame to blow up the whole planet

and never taste our other specialties!

[BEERUS] What? You mean there's more?

Oh, yeah, there's way more.

You've tasted a tiny fraction of the foods we Earthlings make.

Maybe you can hold off blowing us up

till after you have a fantastic taste vacation?

An interesting offer.

All right! I'll give this planet a second chance!

Great. And how's that going to work, exactly?

[MAI, SHOU] This is how we row the boat!

This is how we row the boat! This is how we row the boat!

Hey, nitwits! I've seen a one-armed man row faster!

[SHOU] But, we're doing the best we can, sire.

Yeah, this is harder than it looks, Pilaf, sir.

[SHOU] Maybe if you traded out with one of us

every now and then.

Emperors don't row their own boats!

If we think he's mad now, just wait. Right?

[sighs]

Yeah. 'Cause he'll be way more irritable

when he's hungry again.

Wait. Why would I get hungry when we brought that--?

[screams]

Oh, no, please tell me you're joking!

I stood there watching you bozos gather up the leftovers.

How in the world could you have forgotten them?

We would've remembered if you hadn't rushed us!

Yeah, you made us leave in such a hurry,

we didn't even have time to find a proper boat

and had to grab this raft out of the garbage!

This boat has nothing to do with you forgetting the food!

You left at least two days worth of meals behind,

and now I'm supposed to watch you row on an empty stomach?

You're not worthy of being my underlings!

All right, Emperor, we'll row us back to that cruise ship.

I think you've been right this whole time.

The Dragon Balls are definitely aboard that liner.

[PILAF] Whoa, whoa, hold on.

I know when someone's just humoring me.

[SHOU] Look at it this way, sire,

even if they're not there,

surely there's treasure for us to steal.

[PILAF] I don't care about other treasure!

Now would you two kindly shut up

and stop trying to manipulate me!

Dragon Balls or no, I am not going back there

to get caught up in a duel between monsters

and weirder monsters!

I see you, pink pig creature,

trying to hide behind that old man.

Please step forward, you've been selected.

Aah! Huh? Wait, you mean this pig?

Of course he means you, Oolong.

You're the only pig on this ship aren't you?!

Did you mean pig in a literal sense?

No-no-no, wait!

Guys, don't leave me alone with him!

Pig man, you belong to the same species

as that larger pink pig who wouldn't share

his pudding with me, isn't that correct?

No, we're not related even a little bit!

You only think we're from the same species

'cause we're both pink and chubby!

Earth's second chance is up to you.

Wha--? Me, really?

Yes, it's your lucky day,

provided you're good at rock-paper-scissors.

Wait, cat aliens play rock-paper-scissors, too?

Yes! It's always amused me.

[PICCOLO] He can't be serious!

[chuckles]

If your little round friend, who's unrelated to

your big round friend, beats me, Earth will be spared.

[OOLONG] All I do is win and you're gone?

--However... --Oh, boy. Here we go.

[BEERUS] If I win, I'll turn your Earth to dust and embers.

Now, I believe I've shown myself to be

a fair competitor, so let's begin.

Or I'll be unfair and change my mind.

[OOLONG] If I'm dreaming, this would be

a lovely time to wake up!

If you'd prefer not to play with me, that's fine.

I'm happy to save time and destroy Earth right now.

Hey, no pressure, pal!

That's right. Don't let the fact that

the whole Earth's fate is on your shoulders weigh you down.

Mhm-mhmm!

Do I have to?

[YAMCHA] C'mon, it's just rock-paper-scissors.

Granted, the biggest game ever.

[OOLONG] You're making it worse!

Unlike you, I can't handle this "win or we're doomed" thing!

Sometime today, piggy! My time's a precious commodity!

[OOLONG] All right, all right. I'll do it!

But if I lose, don't hold

the destruction of Earth against me.

Come on down, piggy.

[grunts]

Ready, pig man?

Let's rock.

I think that conger eel will go nicely

with this yellow tail.

[grunts]

Throw on three, ya got it?

[BEERUS, OOLONG] One. Two. Throw!

[BEERUS growls]

Uh. It's a tie.

[OOLONG screams] Whadda we do now?

[ALL sigh]

[panting]

[BEERUS] A pig tied a god of destruction?

Be honest, did you throw yours a second late?

[OOLONG] What? Heck no! I'd never cheat with a god!

It just seems odd.

[OOLONG] Hang on! If I threw late,

why would I bother tying you when I could just win outright?

Hmm. Piggy has a point.

[SUSHI CHEF 7A] All right, I think I got everything.

Thanks for your patience.

Enjoy the sushi sampler!

[WHIS] Thank you! You have a rare talent, my friend.

Uh, thank you , sir! I hope to serve you again soon.

Hmph. Well yes. That'd be nice.

But I'm afraid it's unlikely, chef.

Though I suppose anything can happen in a game that simple.

There can't be a tie. Let's try again.

[BEERUS, OOLONG] And rock, paper, scissors.

One. Two. Throw!

[KRILLIN sighs]

[CHICHI] Oh, I can't bear to look!

Well, maybe just a little peek.

My. You're quite stubborn.

[OOLONG] Yeah. So are you.

Ugh. This is starting to get annoying.

[PICCOLO] These ties are no good.

The longer they stalemate, the more likely

Beerus will give up and destroy the earth anyway.

[BULMA gasps] Uh hey, uh, Oolong.

If you save the earth for us,

I'll let you have any prize you want, okay?

[OOLONG] Huh?

[OOLONG yells]

[inhales, exhales]

Time to get real.

Wait, what's that mean? You're scaring me!

[OOLONG] Huh?

All right pig, I've decided.

Let's see what my hand says!

We're not gonna tie this time!

They're both really confident going into this round.

[YAMCHA] It all comes down to this.

[BEERUS, OOLONG] And rock, paper, scissors.

One, two, throw!

[yells]

Heh.

[ALL shriek]

No? He lost!

[PUAR] You stupid, dumb, idiot!

What kinda player throws the same thing three times in a row!

Get off me, Puar!

Haven't you ever heard "third time's the charm"?

No, expecting a different result

is the definition of insanity!

Who are you calling "insane"?

You're the one clawing at my face like a feral cat!

[PUAR] I had plans for tonight! Plans!

[KRILLIN] There's no point, Puar!

[VEGETA grunts]

My lord! I've got our food for the road.

[BEERUS] Don't expect us to split that, Whis.

I saw you feasting down there.

[laughs]

Guilty as charged. I just couldn't resist.

Now, we'd better head out before it spoils.

[BEERUS] Right.

What d'ya think, Piccolo?

If you, me, and everybody else

hit him all at once with everything we got,

would it be enough to buy us some time?

No, it wouldn't make a difference.

[gasps]

[VEGETA grunts]

It's the end of your story.

Goodbye forever, Planet Earth.

[GOKU] Stop right there!

[ALL gasp]

Goku's here!

Kakarot!

Whoa!

--All right! --Oh, honey!

[GOTEN] Dad's here!

[GOHAN] Yeah, good timing!

Hmph. Finally decided to show.

[CHICHI] Yeah, you're always cutting it so close.

First off, happy birthday, Bulma.

There are more important things to do

than wish me happy birthday!

I know, it's not enough.

I promise I'll buy you a present as soon as I get to a mall.

And by the way, how old are you turning this year, anyway?

My birthday and my age don't matter right now.

Don't you see that giant blast up there!

[GOKU] Oh yeah, that!

Well well, look who's returned.

With good news, I hope.

Did you actually figure out who this "Super Saiyan God" is

that I'm supposed to fight?

Sorry, Beerus. Still no idea on that count.

In the meantime, could you please not blow up the earth?

I must! I beat the pig man at rock-paper-scissors

fair and square!

Hold on. Did you seriously decide the fate of this planet

by playing rock-paper-scissors with Oolong?

So what? We already know that you're not strong enough

to stop me from doing what I want.

[GOKU] Hm, you've got me there.

You're right, Lord Beerus.

You're stronger than me in every way.

Wait. I have an idea. Before you destroy the earth,

let's take a chance and test something!

[BEERUS] What do you suggest?

Well like I said, I don't know who or what

a Super Saiyan God is, but there might be a way

to bring one here, because I know exactly who we should ask!

Just give me a little time to put this into action, okay.

Please? Can you do that?

Uuh. Mmm.

[chuckles]

Super Saiyan please?

[BEERUS grunts]

All right. A teeny little bit of time.

Thank you! You won't be sorry!

How can you find someone you're not sure even exists?

I'm asking our old friend Shenron for help!

[WHIS] Lord Beerus, you surprise me.

I thought you'd given up any hope

of finding this Super Saiyan God.

[BEERUS] I woke up after a measly

thirty-nine-year nap for this.

If there's any chance he's not bluffing,

I might as well take it.

[WHIS] How level-headed of you.

That said, this reprieve I've given them

shall be the last.

If he can't find the Super Saiyan God for me,

I'll destroy more than this planet.

The whole solar system will pay.

[GOKU] Sorry, Birthday Girl, but I need the Dragon Balls.

Wha--?

Hey boys, if I had to guess, I'd say you've already

searched and found where's she's hiding

all the bingo prizes, am I right?

That's right, Dad!

"Grand prize" "Secret"

[TRUNKS] Yeah! Mom's got all seven Dragon Balls

in a vault onboard. They're the grand prize this time.

Young man! They're supposed to be a surprise!

[TRUNKS chuckles]

Goten went and looked at them, too.

I'm sorry, Bulma. We couldn't resist.

I can't trust you guys with anything, can I?

[VEGETA] Wait, Kakarot!

Exactly how long have you been watching us?

[GOKU giggles]

[VEGETA] Don't laugh this, off!

[GOKU] Let's not worry about that now. We've got work to do.

I'm sorry, Bulma.

But I think Shenron's our only chance here.

[BULMA] You know what that cat-eared weirdo did to me?

If you need them, you can use the Dragon Balls

however you want!

Hey now! Go easy on the insults, Bulma.

That's Lord Beerus the Destroyer God you're talking about,

and he's probably the strongest guy in the entire universe.

That's a lot of information to take in.

So you're saying he's an actual god?

[BEERUS] Hm.

I see all these kids as I walk to school

Their colorful bag, that's so unique and cool

I can't help but wonder which color I'd choose

If I still were a kid,

Where would I run off to?

Hello,

Hello,

Hello–

How am I looking now that I've grown into an adult?

Hello,

Hello,

Hello–

Do I look like I'm proud of who I've finally become?

If I know I've made mistakes

but I'm trying to get it right,

And I'm willing just to wait for the moment I can shine

This anthem is the story of all time

[GOKU] Hey! It's me, Goku!

Shenron's gotta find this Super Saiyan God guy fast

so we can save the earth!

But Shenron's saying he just can't make him show up,

and the dragon is shaking in fear!

I've never seen that before!

It's looks like if we want this God to show,

we have to summon him ourselves!

Next time, on Dragon Ball Super:

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