Original subtitles

Don't you wanna dream again?

Now it's calling for me go back to the start

Wishing on the starlight

In the sky, let's paint a door for tomorrow

Just step on the new stage don't be shy

Gonna take the challenge of God

Kyo-Let's☆Mo-Let's☆Dynamic!

Let's! Go! Go! Big panic

I don't care 'bout limits, no regret

Make me tougher even though I lose

Nothing gonna stop me no mo' try me

So-Zets☆Cho-Zets☆Dynamic!

Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!

Keep on going power pumpin' up

something greater waiting not so far away

[NARRATOR] Previously, on Dragon Ball Super,

Beerus the Destroyer awoke from his slumber,

in search of a new archrival.

And the Kais feared that if Lord Beerus were excited in battle,

it could lead to a destructive frenzy

that would spell the end of the universe.

While back on Earth, Bulma kicked off

her birthday party on a massive cruise ship,

and old friends were reunited once more.

But not everyone accepted her invitation.

Vegeta told you to tell me he's too busy training?

And Goku's not coming either?

[NARRATOR] Though that was hardly the most pressing matter,

as Beerus located Goku and set off to confront him

on King Kai's world.

He hopes the Saiyan will lead him to the mysterious warrior

prophesized to match him, fist to fist. Now.

[BEERUS] Whatever it takes, I will find him.

This Super Saiyan God.

[BEERUS] Mmm?

[chuckles]

Mmm.

Eh!

[sighs] For the love of--

Listen up, Whis! Is this all you brought us for lunch,

'cause I'm not really feeling it.

I guess I wasn't paying attention when you told me,

since all that's here is grilled river fish

from Planet Wartrin and cluckbird nanban.

And I just remembered that I'm sick of them both.

I don't see how you could possibly

be sick of that dish, my lord,

since I've only made it once for you

and that was over a hundred and sixty years ago.

When you annihilated Planet Monsa, remember?

If I say I'm sick of it, I am!

Well I'm afraid that's your only option.

And if you do choose to stomach a meal you had

a mere century and a half prior, then you should hurry.

We'll be at North Kai's planet in ten minutes.

Oh, well in that case.

[GOKU panting]

[KING KAI] Eeeh!

This is a total disaster!

Why is Lord Beerus' energy moving this way?

Oh no! He's already in the same galaxy cluster!

That's way too close for comfort!

Oooh nooo!

We're through!

Uh, what's going on with you, King Kai?

Are you sure okay?

Get out of here, quick!

Didn't you say something about your friend's birthday party?

Use Instant Transmission and go there right now!

Don't worry about a gift.

You can just say it's in the mail!

I don't think so. I'm not really good at parties.

I always get kinda bored and stuff.

You have to go!

I'm worried about your social life, Goku.

I can't let you lose your friends!

[GOKU] Hm?

I think I'm the one who should be

worried about you, King Kai.

You're acting really strange today.

Ah! Ahhh. No no, nothing's happening,

I'm just a strange guy!

[KING KAI chuckles nervously]

[KING KAI] ♪ I'm strange! I'm strange! ♪

♪ I'm so strange, I'm deranged. ♪

♪ I'm strange! I'm strange! I'm strange and deranged. ♪

I mean he is weird, but not usually as weird as this?

[fog horn blows]

♪

[inaudible]

Do they think doing jumping jacks

is more important than my birthday?

It's not personal, you know that.

It is to me! You know how long I've known your father?

Aw come on, Bulma, let's talk about

something more pleasant--

like uh, how old are you now, anyway?

[BULMA grunts]

Like I'd tell you! You should never ask a woman that!

Want some more punch?

[CHICHI sighs] This is amazing.

I've never been on a cruise before!

Knowing the richest woman on Earth certainly has its perks.

Gotta hand it to Goku, he knows how to make friends.

[A18] Bulma, I've been dying to ask about these bingo prizes.

Is it true you're giving away a castle and an airplane?

Yup! I sure am! But that's not the best part.

Wait 'til you see the grand prize!

"Grand prize" "Secret"

You hear that, Krillin?

We've got three of us here, including Marron,

and that means three chances!

We've gotta make sure we take home

the second prize castle, okay?

Really? Don't you want the top prize?

[A18 grunts]

Something wrong with finishing second?

[KRILLIN] Okay, I was not going there.

[yells]

I didn't think about the number of bingo players!

How can Goku be missing this?

[GOTEN, TRUNKS laughing]

Hey, are you really gonna show me

all of the bingo prizes, Trunks?

[TRUNKS] Yup! It's the VIP tour!

[GOTEN] Whoa! Awesome!

[TRUNKS] This way!

[GOTEN] Sorry, Mr. Chef!

You damn kids!

[CHEF MAN 4C] They sure run fast.

[GOTEN stutters]

[TRUNKS] All right, Goten. Ready to have your mind blown?

[GOTEN] Yeah!

No flippin' way!

These are bingo prizes? My mind is so blown!

[TRUNKS] Nuh-uh-uuuh!

Hold on! I haven't shown you the craziest part yet!

Watch this!

What the--

Goten, wait!

[GOTEN yells]

[sighs]

When something's glowing, you probably shouldn't touch it.

[GOTEN laughs]

Awesome! That's some pretty high-level security, isn't it?

Yeah, it's my mom's invention.

She says with this baby in place,

no one can find out what the grand prize is for bingo

till she lifts the curtain!

[GOTEN] Whoa!

So, I guess that means we have to wait, too.

[TRUNKS] Oh no it doesn't!

As awesome as that fence is,

my mom didn't exactly think of everything.

[chuckles]

You see? That's called a "security gap."

[GOTEN] Cool! Way to go, Trunks!

Next flaw? Leaving your secret password

out on the kitchen table.

[beeping]

[sirens wail]

[BOTH] Whoa!

[BOTH laugh]

[birds cawing]

[PILAF'S stomach grumbles]

[PILAF whimpers]

I'm so hungry.

You don't get to complain when it's your fault, sir.

I haven't eaten anything but grass for three whole days!

And that is pretty brutal, even for a dog.

When are you going to admit there's no

buried treasure on this silly island, Emperor?

[PILAF] Listen, you insolent servants.

If the map says treasure, there's treasure, okay?

It can't be wrong! It cost me fifty Zeni!

Well maybe next time you shouldn't believe

a cheap little map!

Just like you shouldn't believe that a cheap

motor boat would work, either!

Now the engine's totally shot and it's leaking

from at least thirteen places!

How are we supposed to get back to civilization

in that piece of junk?

On the bright side, at least I've already dug a grave.

[PILAF grunts]

Enough talking back! We won't stop until we find it,

even if it takes us the rest of our lives!

[MAI grunts]

[PILAF snarls]

[MAI mummbles]

[PILAF'S stomach grumbles]

[PILAF] My stomach sounds like some jungle beast!

All I want is some food. But no!

I can't even catch a measly guppy!

Aaah! Even the fishies in the ocean are disrespecting

the glorious Emperor Pilaf!

[BOTH gasp in awe]

[Dragon Radar beeps]

Oh.

[PILAF] Huh. Uuh!

Yeee-ha-haaa!

[GOTEN laughs]

[TRUNKS] Amazing, right?

My mom tracked 'em all down, just for today!

[PILAF] All seven Dragon Balls, all in one place!

And that place is moving this way!

[fog horn blows]

But what are the chances of that? Can this be?

Can this be?!

Daaah!

[chuckles]

Finally, the great wheel of fortune is turning our way!

Sire, look!

Your line is moving-- you caught something!

What?

Gotcha! Ah, ahh-uh.

The Dragon Radar!

No, we need that! Come back!

[SHOU, MAI] We need that food a whole lot more!

[PILAF grunts]

Oh, that's it. We're dead.

Oh well! We don't need some rinky-dink fish now anyway!

The real feast is coming!

Because your genius Emperor just found

all seven Dragon Balls!

[BOTH scream]

[Dragon Radar beeps]

[laughs]

[TRUNKS] Better put 'em back before my mom catches us.

[PILAF laughs intensely]

Bet you won't doubt me now!

[SHOU, MAI] Hmm!

You do realize there's nothing on the screen, right?

You haven't eaten for so long, sire.

I think your head might be workin' a little bit funny.

Hm? [yells]

Lose your mind all you want,

but did you have to lose the fish, too?

I saw it! I'm not delusional, it was there!

Well sire, if you're sure about your sanity,

then maybe the radar broke when it went underwater.

[PILAF] This is waterproof!

I know I saw 'em! Who's messing with me?!

[SHOU, MAI] This is how we row the boat!

This is how we row the boat! This is how we row the boat!

This is...

Sir, I'm too hungry to row!

Yeah, I'm starving!

Buck up, soldiers! We're almost there.

The Dragon Balls are on that ship!

[fog horn blows]

[MAI] Emperor Pilaf! The boat's filling up!

Just keep rowing! Go, go, go!

[MAI, SHOU] This is how we row the boat!

This is--

[MAI, SHOU] This is how we row the boat!

This is how we row the boat! This is how we row the boat!

[MAI sobbing]

Seriously, sire. I'm sorry, but we're all rowed out!

Aw, come on, guys. We're almost there.

But my arms feel like noodles!

Don't cry, it's okay.

What about any of this is okay?

Not you too, Shou!

Once we get the Dragon Balls we can do and eat

whatever we want, you just gotta think big picture!

Picture? You're the only one who saw anything!

Are you sure it was all seven Dragon Balls

and we won't just row around for no reason until we're fish food?

[PILAF] Mai, I'm telling you!

They're all together inside that ship!

[ALL yell]

[MAI] Cold! It's so cold!

[gasps] Emperor Pilaf, behind you!

I'm pretty sure that guy isn't friendly!

Holy schnikes! Go!

[SHOU, PILAF, MAI yell]

Oh man. That was close. Dumb shark.

But you'll have to do better than that!

[ALL yell]

[ALL panting]

Did we make it or am I dreaming this?

Wow, I thought we were all goners for sure!

You've really hung in there-- and now that's literal.

[TRUNKS] Hey! What are you doing?

[ALL] Huh?

[ALL gasp]

Hey, silly-heads! It's way easier if you use this!

[PILAF sighs]

Thank you children, you have served us well.

So just what were you doing down there?

[laughs] We were hunting for Dragon--uh.

Uh, hunting Dragon Fish-- you know, the fish?

But don't you need nets or fishing poles?

Oh we're purists, we fish by hand!

[ALL sniff]

[ALL stomachs grumble]

Hey, are you guys hungry?

Why don't you grab some food from my mom's party?

There's all kinds of booths. You can take your pick!

[SHOU, MAI] You really mean it?

Not so fast, you two!

You're not some charity-taking beggars!

You're the great Emperor Pilaf's royal guard!

Aw, come on.

All right, sir. After all, you are the boss, I guess.

Well, whatever.

Well I'm gonna eat.

[TRUNKS] Yeah, me too. I'm gonna eat till I'm sick!

[GOTEN] Oh, me first!

[MAI, SHOU whimper]

[ALL gasp lightly]

Hey! You idiots! This is your fault for being so obedient!

Can't you goody two-shoes defy me once in a while

and get what we need? Like, have some initiative!

[MAI, SHOU gasp]

You sure you don't want any?

What's the use?

If you're gonna keep asking me, I'll eat some to shut you up.

It's heavenly!

You guys eat some too. We can't be rude!

[MAI, SHOU] Thank you, Emperor sir!

[BOTH chuckle]

[phone rings]

[laughs]

That was a hundred and fifty times gravity.

Not even that can slow me down now.

[buzzer buzzes]

Excuse me. Mr. Vegeta, sir?

[VEGETA] Get out, woman! You're interrupting my training!

[WOMAN 4A] But sir, it's Miss Bulma calling.

She wants you to come to her birthday party.

[VEGETA] I said get out!

Tell her I have no time for cake and meaningless chatter!

[BULMA ON PHONE] Listen Vegeta!

Your adorable wife will put up with a lot of crap,

but you missing her birthday is not on the list!

Get your Saiyan butt over here now!

Uh.

[VEGETA grunts]

[GOKU grunting]

[KING KAI] Bubbles, I'm not built for

this kind of stress, honestly. I mean--

Oh, I mean why would Beerus want to come to my world anyway?

I don't have a single restaurant.

Ka...me...ha...me...

Ha!

[ALL yell]

[GOKU grunting]

Yaa!

[panting]

Wow, that kinda stung!

[KING KAI] You Grade A idiot!

If you're gonna launch a blast like that,

a little warning would be nice!

[BUBBLES, GREGORY holler]

[KING KAI] Aah! Uh!

Bubbles!

[GOKU] Eeh.

Oh, that's bad!

You do realize I still have to

live on this planet, don't you, Goku?

I'm sorry, King Kai.

Getting stronger is really important to me

and I guess I just got carried away.

That's how you roll. I get that.

And that's why we can't let you and Beerus meet,

because neither one of you can control yourselves.

Wait what? What's a Beerus, is that a person?

[gasps] Aw jeez, that was dumb!

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!

Oh I see. You've been trying to hide something from me.

That explains why you've been acting so weird all day.

[KING KAI] Mn-mmm!

So who is this guy?

[KING KAI] Mmm...

[GOKU] Ah!

[KING KAI] Mmm...

Okay, I'll tell you,

but just try to listen like a grown-up.

It's Lord Beerus and he's not a human

or anything close to that, he's a deity.

On the same level as Supreme Kai, roughly speaking,

and he's actually heading here now.

Okay, cool. But deities are good, right?

Why are you worried?

Because Lord Beerus is a very different sort of deity.

He's moody, unpredictable, and very scary.

Well what does he do that's so scary?

He's called a Destroyer because his role is to

destroy stuff, which he does on the slightest of whims.

If you do anything he doesn't like,

he'll explode your planet without a second thought.

Like if you just didn't clean up

after your dog on a walk?

[KING KAI] Mmm.

I guess that would be enough, sure.

Or if you didn't eat all your broccoli?

[sighs] Yup, that could probably do it.

Or if you go to a hot spring and pee pee in it?

[growls]

Yeah of course, Goku!

Because that's totally disgusting, but the point is

is that Beerus is dangerous and any planet or galaxy's

at risk whenever he's awake, so we have to be careful!

Oh I see. So he's a bad guy, huh?

[KING KAI] Mmm.

It's not as simple as that.

[KING KAI] The universe must always be balanced.

If deities like Kais exist to create life and worlds,

and encourage order, then other deities must also exist

to destroy life, and spread chaos.

Then I take it he's a strong one, huh?

The word "strong" does not begin to cut it.

His power's on a level beyond anything you've seen

or can even imagine,

and he could destroy the whole universe if he felt like it!

No one can match him!

Wow, can't wait to meet this guy!

[KING KAI] That is not going to happen

unless absolutely necessary!

And if you do meet, I'm warning you,

don't do anything stupid! You hear me?

Okay, I get it!

You don't want me to challenge this Beerus

unless he does something really wrong, right?

[KING KAI] Hmm. Hm?

Get inside! Don't talk, don't move,

and don't come out!

[panting]

Okay, keep it together, King Kai. No problem.

Ouch, King Kai. Take it easy!

What was that for?

[panting]

I never should've gotten out of bed.

[BEERUS] Something the matter, Kai?

[gasps]

[GOKU] Hmm.

[screams]

L--Lo-Lord Beerus, sir!

Wha-What brings you to my planet?

Oh, wow! So that's what a Destroyer God looks like, huh?

[wails quaveringly]

[BEERUS] Mm.

I see all these kids as I walk to school

Their colorful bag, that's so unique and cool

I can't help but wonder which color I'd choose

If I still were a kid,

Where would I run off to?

Hello,

Hello,

Hello–

How am I looking now that I've grown into an adult?

Hello,

Hello,

Hello–

Do I look like I'm proud of who I've finally become?

If I know I've made mistakes

but I'm trying to get it right,

And I'm willing just to wait for the moment I can shine

This anthem is the story of all time

[GOKU] Hey! It's me, Goku!

And if King Kai is so worried about this Destroyer guy,

he must be really strong!

Which is exactly why I've got to give him everything I've got!

How else am I supposed to know how much I need to train?

But don't worry, it's a friendly fight.

What's the worst that could happen?

Next time, on Dragon Ball Super:

You definitely don't want to miss it,

because somebody's going Super Saiyan Three!