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Really? Ray decked him?
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One punch.
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- I held the baby.
- Aw.
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Does it bother you that you're
perpetuating a stereotype?
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What?
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You're like the little
runty plantation owner,
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and Ray's like your Mandingo warrior.
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That's no... No!
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Yeah.
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In modern terms, you're
that guy owns the Cowboys.
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Jerry Jones?
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Yeah, him.
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And all those pasty old white dudes.
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Sandra, could you please tell
your mother to stop talking?
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I watched the NFL Draft.
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Tell me that's not like an auction
block in Natchez, Mississippi.
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I said, please.
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Well, are there any
Black owners in the NFL?
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No.
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And they're working on it.
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And just for the record, Ray is
a full partner in my business.
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"In my business." Listen to yourself.
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Who's taking me to school?
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- I'll take you.
- Really? Thanks.
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Go start the car.
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Cool.
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- Leave it in park.
- Is that a good idea?
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Relax. When I was his
age, I was stealing cars.
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I would've guessed horses.
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Here. Your Sacramento Kings covered.
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- I like the Sixers tonight.
- They're minus four.
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- What's the money line?
- Don't know.
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- Let's call it one-twenty?
- Then that's the bet.
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- Okay.
- You need to write that down?
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I got it.
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Uh-oh!
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This is our life now?
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What? She's wonderful. Anthony
loves her. She helps me around here.
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When the day comes I gotta
break her leg, it's on you.
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You don't break legs. You hold the baby.
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- Ahoy!
- Hey, Walt.
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Welcome aboard the good ship Carmelita.
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It's beautiful.
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Fun story.
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Carmelita was the mistress
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of the client that gave
me this boat in trade.
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What's the fun part?
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His wife found out about her.
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Beat him to death with a three wood.
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I would've used a four
iron, but that's golf.
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- Martini?
- Thank you.
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- I like the hat.
- It's not just sartorial.
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Gotta protect the dome
from the dreaded melanoma.
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Well, you pull it off.
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Yeah, I do.
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Come, sit.
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Enchant me.
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Appreciate you taking the time.
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No, no. When a member of the
mighty Colavito crime family calls,
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I answer. So, hit me.
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The Shark Tank is open.
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Are you familiar with magic mushrooms?
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I have been known to shave
a truffle on my cacio pepe,
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but I'm guessing that's
not where you're going.
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No, Walt. I'm talking about
a very specific mushroom
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that can cause a transcendent
spiritual experience
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if administered properly,
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which I am trained to do as a
board-certified psychedelic counselor.
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That's a crock of shit, and I'm in.
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Hey.
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Where's Lorraine?
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- What was that?
- Hang on.
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I'm gonna AirDrop my dentist's
name and number to you.
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- Why?
- So you have access to my dental records.
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- What's going on, Hector?
- Okay, here it is.
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In my zest to earn back
what I lost, you guys,
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I took on a soccer enthusiast,
who is not a good person,
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who lives in moral twilight.
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- A drug dealer.
- Drugs seem to be his bread and butter,
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but I'm sure he's diversified.
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Gun smuggling, people
smuggling, smuggling, smuggling.
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- Jesus. Which way's the action?
- He owes us. Big.
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- How big?
- Seventy-eight grande.
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That's a lot of
cheese to leave in the sandwich.
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You just gotta go do a pickup.
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Yeah.
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- Good luck.
- Go get him.
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Wait!
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Would you guys consider coming with me?
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- Hell, no.
- No.
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Please! I can't do this alone.
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Where?
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- Down near the stadium.
- So-Fi?
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Dodger.
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So, are we talking retail storefronts?
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Brick and mortar?
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Or do we deliver? You
know, like DoorDash therapy.
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I would go with "we deliver."
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Familiar surroundings are comforting
for the psychedelic traveler.
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"Psychedelic traveler."
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That's nice.
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Yeah, that'll get the kids in the van.
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All right.
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Well, give me the shrooms
and the phony-baloney therapy,
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and show me what I'm selling.
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- Right now?
- Right now.
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Oh, and feel free to
molest me while I'm out.
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Are we still in America?
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Are we still on Earth?
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We'd have a lot more
credibility in your Cadillac.
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We've been through this. The
Lac don't go east of Bronson.
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Keep driving, bitch.
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Some kind of checkpoint.
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- Hola.
- Where you going?
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We're going to 441 Maceo Avenue.
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- Why?
- We have business with El Condor.
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Señor El Condor.
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What kinda business?
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Well, jump in anytime, guys.
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No, no. You're doing good.
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He owes us money.
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- He owes you?
- We're bookmakers.
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We book bets on a variety
of sporting events.
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Football, basketball,
in this case, soccer.
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It's a lot of fun, you know,
provided you bet responsibly.
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End of the street, then on the right.
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Gracias.
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All right. So far, so good.
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"So far, so good"? Are you high?
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A little bit, yeah.
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God! It tastes like dog cum, I think.
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Okay, so before we start,
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we should discuss your intentions
for your psychedelic journey.
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My intentions?
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Yeah, like what you hope to
gain from this experience.
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You mean like some kind of deep
insight into what makes Walt Dinty tick.
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Uh... Okay. Um, all right.
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My intention is to figure
out why, for my entire life,
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I've had such animosity
toward my mother.
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Good. Thank you.
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Yeah, I haven't spoken to
the woman in over ten years.
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That's a long time.
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Yeah, I've been to shrinks, psychics,
a witch in Topanga. No answers.
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Let's see if we can't find one tonight.
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Well, I'm dubious.
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Ugh, it smells like a cat's ass.
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You think.
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Actually, that's one I know.
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Mmm.
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Did you see Training Day?
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Good movie.
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Didn't end well.
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No.
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Lead on, Denzel.
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What's up, homie?
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Hey, fellas, how you doing?
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- Sorry.
- Beg your pardon. Just... Here.
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I'll move.
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- Look.
- Daddy's like members only.
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You have my attention.
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- Have to pat you down.
- Knock yourself out.
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Flight 27 to Guadalajara is
now boarding at gate nine.
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What are you doing?
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Trying to lighten the mood.
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I get it. I hate me too.
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I got a pair of those.
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Sorry.
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- El Condor?
- Yes, please.
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Young man?
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You're kidding me.
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This is not a choice. I
have a cranky prostate.
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I begged you to pee
before we got in the car.
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I didn't have to go then.
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Be right out.
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Fuck!
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- Ocupado.
- She's not gonna hurt you. Go!
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Fuck.
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Okay.
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Come on. Where are you?
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Come on.
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Come out.
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So, what grade you in?
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Read the room, Hector.
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Shit!
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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Time to go!
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- Walt?
- Mmm-hmm?
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Where are you?
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I'm gestating.
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Sorry, say again?
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I'm gestating. I'm in my mother's womb.
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Okay. Tell me about it.
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It's warm.
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It's very salty.
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I'm floating.
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Can you hear anything?
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Yeah.
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What?
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Carson. He's doing Carnac.
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Ed loves it.
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Well, is there any fear of
your mother at this moment?
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No, I love my mommy.
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Good. Stay with the love.
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Mommy, Mommy. Mommy...
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- Wait.
- What's happening?
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- There's a guest.
- Rickles?
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No, no, my mom has a guest.
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What?
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What?
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Ow!
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What are you doing?
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Is somebody hitting her?
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No, somebody's fucking her! I'm
getting dicked right in the eyeball.
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Hey... Ow! Ow!
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God damn it! Hey, I'm in here!
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Ray? Hector? Little gangster?
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Hello...
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You lost?
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Is it that obvious?
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- This way.
- Right behind you.
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Now what?
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Hey, hit that shit.
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What is it?
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Well, that's what
we're here to find out.
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No. No, I'm not here to get high.
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I'm a bookie.
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I'm here to collect on a soccer bet.
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And if you guys want any action,
I'll be happy to waive the vig.
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- Hey!
- All right. Hang on.
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- Fentanyl?
- No. No Fentanyl. Meth.
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Well, let's see.
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Snort.
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Come on! I...
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Oh! Wow.
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Fentanyl?
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Hail Mary, full of grace,
good Lord be with thee.
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Right to my brain!
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- Walt, can you hear me?
- Mmm-hmm.
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What's happening? Are
you still getting fucked?
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No. They're done. He came.
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Did your mother come too?
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I don't know. Who cares?
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God, they were so young.
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And what does that tell you?
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They didn't mean any harm.
They were just being teenagers.
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She probably didn't even
know she was pregnant.
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Perhaps this is an
opportunity for you to see
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that your anger towards your mother
is misplaced, and forgiveness is...
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- Hang on.
- What?
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- I'm not alone.
- What do you mean?
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There's another fetus in here.
264
00:12:55,696 --> 00:12:57,570
What?
265
00:12:57,581 --> 00:12:59,191
I have a twin brother.
266
00:12:59,202 --> 00:13:01,830
That's wonderful. Tell me more.
267
00:13:03,832 --> 00:13:06,209
Nah. No, I can't.
268
00:13:06,376 --> 00:13:08,295
- Why not?
- I just can't.
269
00:13:08,462 --> 00:13:09,713
Walt, you have to tell me.
270
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,090
I'm eating him! Okay?
271
00:13:12,799 --> 00:13:14,301
I'm eating my twin brother!
272
00:13:14,497 --> 00:13:15,590
Eating him?
273
00:13:15,601 --> 00:13:18,169
Not with a knife and fork!
274
00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:20,766
I'm robbing him of all
his essential nutrients.
275
00:13:21,516 --> 00:13:22,601
Walt, no.
276
00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:25,854
I'm not even born, and I'm a murderer.
277
00:13:28,023 --> 00:13:30,317
I can't find my guys!
278
00:13:32,402 --> 00:13:33,478
No.
279
00:13:36,198 --> 00:13:37,199
Walt?
280
00:13:37,366 --> 00:13:38,408
Walt, talk to me.
281
00:13:39,159 --> 00:13:41,912
It's time.
282
00:13:42,079 --> 00:13:43,497
What do you mean, "time"? What time?
283
00:13:43,664 --> 00:13:45,874
The contractions are
coming, 30 seconds apart.
284
00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:47,417
Birth? You're being born?
285
00:13:47,918 --> 00:13:49,544
Wait.
286
00:13:50,056 --> 00:13:51,056
Wait.
287
00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:56,197
I'm aimed the wrong way. I'm breech!
288
00:13:57,261 --> 00:13:59,680
All right. Oh, my God.
289
00:13:59,846 --> 00:14:01,223
Okay.
290
00:14:02,349 --> 00:14:04,434
Okay.
291
00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,979
Okay.
292
00:14:07,729 --> 00:14:09,273
Damn it, another contraction!
293
00:14:13,277 --> 00:14:16,071
Come on. Okay.
294
00:14:16,196 --> 00:14:17,406
Okay.
295
00:14:17,906 --> 00:14:19,324
- All right.
- Okay.
296
00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:21,493
Okay. Yeah, I can see something now.
297
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:22,694
Oh, good.
298
00:14:22,705 --> 00:14:24,061
What is that?
299
00:14:24,746 --> 00:14:28,792
It's labia. I see labia!
300
00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:30,544
- Go to the labia, Walt.
- Yeah.
301
00:14:30,711 --> 00:14:32,004
- Go to the labia.
- Okay.
302
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,842
"Go to the labia."
303
00:14:39,970 --> 00:14:43,557
I'm out. I can't breathe.
304
00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:46,184
Okay. All right, come on.
305
00:15:02,159 --> 00:15:03,911
We're gonna make a fortune.
306
00:15:04,745 --> 00:15:06,079
Listen to me.
307
00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:10,959
You don't have to live like
this. You can choose another path.
308
00:15:11,126 --> 00:15:13,879
You can get an
education, get a good job,
309
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:16,340
start a business. Hell, start a family.
310
00:15:16,506 --> 00:15:18,675
Maybe with this lovely woman right here.
311
00:15:18,842 --> 00:15:21,511
All it takes is making a
decision, which you could do,
312
00:15:21,678 --> 00:15:22,971
and you could make it at any time.
313
00:15:23,138 --> 00:15:25,390
Think and take action.
314
00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:28,268
Think and take action.
315
00:15:29,937 --> 00:15:30,938
You're welcome.
316
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:37,027
Rayfield, where you at?
317
00:15:37,194 --> 00:15:38,737
El Condor's office.
318
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:40,989
Cool, cool. Where might that be?
319
00:15:41,156 --> 00:15:43,325
Up the stairs, down
the hall on the left.
320
00:15:43,492 --> 00:15:46,234
- Shit! Be there in a jiff!
- You okay?
321
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:47,788
Walking on sunshine. Yourself?
322
00:15:48,396 --> 00:15:49,400
I've been better.
323
00:15:49,411 --> 00:15:54,041
Sit tight. Jim Danny to the
rescue! Jim Danny to the rescue!
324
00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:57,172
That's my partner.
325
00:15:57,271 --> 00:15:58,329
Go on.
326
00:15:58,340 --> 00:16:03,220
You say I bet Colo-Colo, but I
say I did not make such a bet.
327
00:16:03,387 --> 00:16:06,765
So, who are we to believe, huh?
328
00:16:07,349 --> 00:16:10,018
What you say, or what I say?
329
00:16:10,185 --> 00:16:11,186
Play it.
330
00:16:17,985 --> 00:16:19,319
Hold it up a little bit, please.
331
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,863
To the right, just a little bit.
332
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,366
No, a little bit more, please. Yeah.
333
00:16:25,742 --> 00:16:27,202
Whoa!
334
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,198
You have AppleCare.
335
00:16:34,209 --> 00:16:36,795
- Are people being shot?
- No, come on in.
336
00:16:40,048 --> 00:16:41,300
It's quite the sausage party.
337
00:16:41,466 --> 00:16:44,052
El Condor, Danny. Danny, El Condor.
338
00:16:44,219 --> 00:16:45,304
Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
339
00:16:46,013 --> 00:16:47,598
- Did you get the money?
- No.
340
00:16:47,764 --> 00:16:49,933
- Will he give you the money?
- We think not.
341
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:55,105
Okay. Mr. Condor, on behalf
of Colavito Sports Inc.,
342
00:16:55,272 --> 00:16:59,151
I regret to inform you that we will
no longer be accepting your wagers.
343
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:02,987
Have a nice day. Vámonos.
344
00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:06,241
What do you mean, you
will no longer be accepting my wagers?
345
00:17:06,408 --> 00:17:09,077
If you don't pay when you
lose, we gotta cut you loose.
346
00:17:09,244 --> 00:17:11,705
Find another pendejo
to take your action.
347
00:17:11,872 --> 00:17:13,248
Hey, you want me to get the snake?
348
00:17:13,415 --> 00:17:15,292
Please. I pissed on your snake.
349
00:17:16,293 --> 00:17:18,253
You peed on Esmerelda?
350
00:17:21,798 --> 00:17:23,217
And she liked it.
351
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,598
We won! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
352
00:17:31,141 --> 00:17:32,809
- Hello.
- Hi.
353
00:17:32,976 --> 00:17:34,186
The hell are you guys doing here?
354
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:35,520
Dying.
355
00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:38,440
- The hell are you doing here?
- I'm on Condor's baseball team.
356
00:17:38,607 --> 00:17:40,901
- We beat Snapchat?
- Twelve to three.
357
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:45,322
And they only got the three
'cause we let Chuey pitch.
358
00:17:45,489 --> 00:17:48,367
That fucking Chuey. You know,
if he wasn't my nephew...
359
00:17:48,533 --> 00:17:50,577
- You know this guy?
- He's my second cousin.
360
00:17:50,827 --> 00:17:52,120
- Mmm.
- You're kidding me.
361
00:17:52,287 --> 00:17:54,998
My last name's Estevez. Do the math.
362
00:17:55,165 --> 00:17:56,500
So what is all this about?
363
00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,919
- Well, your cousin...
- Second, by marriage.
364
00:17:59,086 --> 00:18:00,334
... owes us a lot of money.
365
00:18:03,007 --> 00:18:04,170
Is that true?
366
00:18:05,968 --> 00:18:09,346
Dude, we talked about this.
367
00:18:10,138 --> 00:18:12,140
I just don't like to lose.
368
00:18:12,307 --> 00:18:13,684
But that's why you're the jefe.
369
00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:15,102
I am the jefe. I'm the jefe here.
370
00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:18,814
You're goddamn right you are. And
what's the jefe move right here?
371
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,615
There you go. Don't you feel better?
372
00:18:28,991 --> 00:18:31,410
It's family, right?
373
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:34,746
- So, you take my wagers now?
- Sure.
374
00:18:37,207 --> 00:18:38,959
Did I just save your lives?
375
00:18:39,126 --> 00:18:40,210
- Probably.
- Yeah.
376
00:18:40,377 --> 00:18:42,879
- So maybe you could find your way to...
- Yeah, we're square.
377
00:18:43,046 --> 00:18:44,339
- Thank you.
- All right.
378
00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:47,134
- Shall we?
- Yeah.
379
00:18:47,301 --> 00:18:49,595
Hang on, hang on. I
wanna say hi to the bird.
380
00:18:52,806 --> 00:18:53,849
Hello, bird.
381
00:19:01,398 --> 00:19:03,191
How you feeling? You still wired?
382
00:19:03,358 --> 00:19:04,568
I feel better.
383
00:19:04,735 --> 00:19:06,320
I may not shit for a week, but...
384
00:19:06,486 --> 00:19:10,699
I suggest a McFlurry and
a Greek salad. Kaboom!
385
00:19:10,866 --> 00:19:12,034
So walk me through this.
386
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,870
- You're in some kind of softball league?
- Baseball.
387
00:19:15,037 --> 00:19:16,459
- Baseball, sorry.
- Look,
388
00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:19,473
I don't drink, I don't
drug, I don't fuck.
389
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:22,878
- This is the last hard thing in my life.
- Got it.
390
00:19:23,045 --> 00:19:27,132
So you got a league where one
team is sponsored by a drug dealer
391
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:29,259
and one team is sponsored by Snapchat?
392
00:19:29,426 --> 00:19:34,223
Also, the Bloods got a team, the
Crips got a team, Goop's got a team.
393
00:19:34,308 --> 00:19:35,309
Goop?
394
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:39,116
They suck, but they bring
healthy snacks and moisturizers,
395
00:19:39,353 --> 00:19:40,854
and everybody loves them.
396
00:19:41,021 --> 00:19:43,148
I've used their moisturizer.
Shit fucking works.
397
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:45,901
You know, you guys should
consider sponsoring a team.
398
00:19:46,068 --> 00:19:47,194
Might be good for your business.
399
00:19:47,361 --> 00:19:49,279
You do understand we like
to stay under the radar?
400
00:19:49,446 --> 00:19:53,784
Yeah, a team jersey that says "Bookies"
is probably not gonna accomplish that.
401
00:19:53,951 --> 00:19:57,120
The name of the Crips team is Crips.
402
00:19:57,287 --> 00:19:59,081
Yeah, we'll think about it.
403
00:20:00,415 --> 00:20:01,500
You think he's looking for me?
404
00:20:02,918 --> 00:20:04,586
- Hey, Steve, Andy.
- Charlie.
405
00:20:04,753 --> 00:20:06,380
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
406
00:20:06,922 --> 00:20:08,799
- They got a team?
- No.
407
00:20:08,966 --> 00:20:14,012
No, they raided my house a few years
ago, and, you know, we stayed in touch.
408
00:20:30,821 --> 00:20:31,822
Mommy.
409
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,538
I love you so much.
410
00:20:42,555 --> 00:20:47,555
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