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we all need a drink

you are sick in the head

I went home

someone let me out

and about yours, by

the way, it's a good idea

and you can at all

can you explain to me

clearly what the hell happened

why did you end up in the police and what does our Dasha have to do with it

I live as a child, we will

discuss with you in private

and how did the school psychologist of our children

turn out to be with you, this is where we will discuss

well since we started

this one, how it turned out, of

course, the best defense is an attack

really you look at yourself

listen I understand we are all tense

get mad at each other

we're all emotional well of course

it's tempting now it's not the best idea

but let's at least try to speak calmly

take turns listening to each other

with respect and, most importantly,

we are not 5th graders

this is not sand therapy,

but let's call a spade a spade

let's not and we

have nothing to hide

this does not mean that you have

to make yourself look like an idiot

but please remind me for what

reason we are here fucking chakson

If I were you, I would talk frankly with

Dasha, but if I were you, I would keep silent

why are you shutting everyone

up, don't be rude to her

she’s a psychologist, you’re

generally silent, can you tell Alina

and you and all the fathers of

your students arrange a session in bed

or we are especially lucky and you

sleep with all the children of my partners

but he is not a child

well, yes, I remember how

you held him as a newborn

fuck you when we met i was 15 he

already then jerking off on my wife no

then she seemed old to me

never dreamed

this is lord lord

ser

This yours

what did i call you

here next to the pants

these are not my pants,

these are mine and my ring

more precisely Oksana

and i made an offer

you're out of your mind he's a child

she is a teacher of our children

Tyoma don't translate I'm a psychologist

fuck yeah

angie bomb what explain

what happened yesterday

about how we danced merrily about how you

ended up in the police with your daughter

my daughter sleeps with a married man

and sells her pictures in her underwear

it's normal if her father sleeps with the teacher

and her mother is far gone

you violated our

agreements what agreements

my partner's son is your lover

I'm not a lover, I'm a

fiance, congratulations

I just sleep with

him, just don't sleep

it means someone has had an affair for the 3rd year and nothing

and someone just sleeps and is going to get married

3rd year Roman

how is it and everything

is not so I didn’t think

what are you such an asshole

wait let's raise your voice

at her get the hell out of here

actually this is my apartment

listen meet as much as you want

3 years 10 years get married separate I don't care

where Oksan stop

why are you running away

from me you never answered me

what, how, and what, to my proposal, of

course, I didn’t imagine this moment like that

in the end it's not the main

thing Ilya don't you understand

that now is not the time

I need to go I'll call you back

will wait

not how I imagined it all, I also

we agreed with you

give each other

freedom based on trust

it doesn't happen

Don't you understand

that it doesn't work?

your damn rules don't work

you know what's the worst thing about cheating

this is a lie

you dodge

you come up with something

hide the phone and then run to the

shower to wash off the smell of another

But it seemed to me that an

open marriage is an honest marriage

and we began to lie to each other even more

impossible to be an absolutely honest person

whom you love

honesty hurts

on knees

I'll stay at the hotel for now

now you are probably

afraid to hurt me yes

repeat I'll stay in a hotel for a while

it will be better for all of us

I will stay with you for a while

a couple of days, maybe a week

when Dasha was a little phrase let's

go get a donut and solve all problems

I thought it would always be like this

well, the template is doubtful, of

course, but listen, donuts are donuts

well, to seize your relationship with a

married man, floury and sweet, is a so-so idea

I just don't know

how to talk to Dasha

listen at times like this i'm

just happy that i can't have kids

that is, these births breaks

stretch marks colic tantrums

who's in kindergarten

school acne

exams and then once and you just

fight off wives in the police station

already their lovers

straight my life told you

thank you, thank you

damn why so loud

just don't try to save her from anything

she is an adult, let her

solve her adult problems herself

I just could not think that

my child is capable of this

oh well, if your mom finds out about your

adventures, believe me, she will be surprised too

well, what is your challenge to traditional

values ​​yes there are no values

and there is no open marriage either,

because we both lied to each other

so we keep lying

Seva cheated on me all

these years and I pretended

that happy

now we are both free

and I keep pretending that I

don't regret this idea, you regret it

you saw yourself in the mirror for a long

time in front of you a whole brave new world

opened your student 1 Th is possible

so what's the problem

20 years Tan

I can't just pick them up and delete them

listen, I also remember with tenderness

and gratitude about my old Muscovite

whose power window handle was broken

but that doesn't stop me from driving

a new bmw yes i didn't want a new car

I wanted new sensations,

the universe heard you

Yes, the universe did not hear

me, I lose him whom are you losing

well husband partner best friend

listen, Oksana, if you

hadn’t brewed it all up

you would never know that

Seva is cheating on you

I would have lived with him for another 20 years

and then he would have found

himself some new young chick

and with her would give birth to two or

three children, everything goes to this

but you know not yet retired

mother, change your attitude to this, you seem to

a small pimple

and it turned out to be some huge fat

nasty boil what to do about it

lick your wounds and rejoice

how long did you write the constitution

how long do you plan to play these games

Can

you are already logged in

how are you feeling

Fine

and I brought you medicine

but I'm not 5 years old

I somehow missed this moment

when you became an adult

I don't understand myself

I guess when I hung out with my young lover

Dash

let's talk like adults

First of all, you have no right to say such things to me.

you have, well, yes, I am

your mother and you are my child

How do you think

just said that you

want to talk like adults

there are things to which you just

I haven’t grown up yet, what are you

doing, tell me that I live in your house

well, not without it, of course,

I'm not your property with dad

I am a living adult

similar and that adults are not mistaken

they might be robots

adults

take responsibility for their actions

well then I declare responsibly I love him

love at your age

junior protest this to

spite parents anything

Yes, and here the parents in

general are talking about me

about my feelings

I don't fucking need these nations of yours with dad

I need support I need respect

although it's stupid to talk about respect

when you don't even respect each other

and in general, advice to you from not an

adult and inexperienced, or live normally

or get divorced

already fucked up

won't you da barely comes in turn

kids, let's hurry, we're late

Cyrus why are you not dressed

I need to go to the toilet and Dasha

has been sitting there for half an hour

well, go to our bathroom with dad

this is not your bathroom

with dad, but your why son

daddy doesn’t go to this

bath only you mean it’s yours

it doesn't mean anything

dad just works a lot lately

so he has another

the other who is the bathroom

dad fine i'm not late

no hello hello

sorry you are not late

how to go to school

floor forward

take your shift

you understand how old he is older than you,

you are good enough for him as a daughter

This not normal

he is 40 and he is a

trauma surgeon by the way

for secession in the end he is married

Are there any moral principles?

dad class let's talk

about moral principles

this is right in the subject

you are a big specialist in this

right now we're talking about you

we are now talking about the affair

of a married man, or am I mistaken

listen to what's going

on between me and your mom

it has nothing to do with you

Well, why is an apple from an

apple tree, well, we compare adults

we have been together for 20 years

and you are a minor girl, that

is, you can do all sorts of crap

but I don’t know how you fucked me

up not the family but the hell knows

what dash daria

Dad, here you are reading morality to me here,

but you don’t want to ask me about feelings

about what feelings about

my dads about my feelings

I have feelings for him

Or did it not occur to you

dad, what didn’t occur to you

about Dasha’s feelings that I’m sorry

Well Dasha said yes because

she has a new boyfriend

boyfriend is loud

what does boyfriend

mean it means crash

fool dick dad and

you're mom's crash

what does it mean not a boyfriend,

but then who is the husband in general

Why don't you live with us then?

this is a temporary measure

and when it ends once at the same time what

do you do all day long you are not bored

you work too

Well, of course, I still miss you very much.

then come back to me all my

friends parents live together

right for everyone, for everyone,

but Veronica's parents divorced

and they don't talk straight

and her mom sued for alimony

and what is alimony, this

is what dad will pay us

when she and mom get divorced so stop

Mom and I are not getting a divorce

no one will pay child support and

sue it is understandable understandable

Sorry

it's good dad that you and

mom are not getting divorced

and then suddenly everyone in the class will laugh at me

Dasha, let's not discuss the

personal life of parents in the class

agree well

but these are like their

compliments, you can still pay us

child support jerk

alimony compliments

alimony compliment

I hope you come to your

senses and will not invest money

track is the champion our last

chance well anyway I thought so

here is the share of my debt 20% and you went to

the ass when we started building a business together

then we agreed that we would make a decision

together, otherwise this is not a partnership at all

Sev is the worst enemy of the investor

himself, but you outdid everyone here

you pull me to the

bottom of your company 7

and you thought that the exchange is a

field of miracles where you buried a coin

and I grew a money tree for myself, and then it

turns out that losses happen, here are the surprises

and what do you run

away like the last coward

and I will pull out this company

you narcissistic selfish asshole

who will soon lose everything

no you already lost everything

Yes, this is certainly something for myself

though this is not the last

money that you brought me so nobly

you're a regular clear camry

who is only capable of picking up

other people's decisions from the floor

Certainly

unlike you, I don't put

my family's future at stake.

I do not deprive her of a roof over

her head, I hope you have not forgotten

that everything you have you have thanks to me

a businessman from you is a worthless investor at all

so all your fucking savings without

me you'll be wasted in a year, fuck you

hello, what are you still in your apartment

yes, well, pack your bags

your husband screwed everything up

there's a twenty

these are my personal

and where are they

only by going separately

excitement is paramosha

it's a pennyboy you

know what they say

investing is to stand and watch the grass grow if you want

excitement, you need to take money and go to the casino

what are you doing now to

the fact that I came to you

and not in a casino, I

do not need excitement

I just know the clearings on which

the grass grows at least 5 times faster

what does a spy mission mean, it means

that no one should know about it clearly

there he is, come on,

come on, come on, come on

hurry up take a note

yes in your pocket

fool fool fool

It is for you

some kind of joke

Why don't I talk to strangers?

no, it's from that girl on the bench

well, she is so fair, slender, pretty,

well, her name is also with the letter D

please read the note

this is just my 1st ever spy mission

i can't fail it

you must be Kira

no i'm the worst spy in the world

there is a pen here

tell Dasha please hey

you are a great spy thanks

Dash you hid then

oh well he's back

What are you doing

please don't cry

so make up thanks to you

monkey you helped me a lot

listen, do not be offended

that I am sometimes rude

it's just that adult life is not easy, you

know, I understand, I'm already an adult too

long ago yes recently

ok how are you

you won't get used to

it, we all went through it

with the boys we will start

soon we will have a look

and I won't start

I'm completely different you know

No

you won't tell

anyone I'm grave dash

i'm andragin what

I say andragin you are a

fool and not such an andragin

you know who they are of course

according to ancient legend

before people were four-legged and

four-armed, well, we still have such

and they also had 2 faces on 1 head, it’s

good that at least you’re here on your head

moreover, these andragyns possessed

great power of intellect and they

once decided to rebel against the gods

Well, why didn’t they have enough shoes

and gloves, they were little by little

when they found out they were very angry

and Zeus divided these people into halves

and distributed the halves all over the whole earth

well, it seems to me

that I remained inseparable with my soul mate

and that's why I don't need anyone

and I apparently share

Dash what do you think

moms and dads halves probably

only they have topographic cretinism

they constantly lose each other

and cannot find it, that's okay

you with your 2 heads wait to draw conclusions

you will grow up there you will already decide

you Iris tell me what to do

do we lose everything

well, don’t dramatize

what Seva Seva says

he went crazy

he lies to me and apparently for a long time

well he'll think of something

roll out like always

everything will be all right

he sleeps with our children's teacher

i think you know about it

Yes, I am aware of these agreements

of yours, so what do you think

and you ask me as a lawyer or as a man

what's the difference

Well, I'm still a person of interest

but in both cases, I advised you to fall

apart, take half of the property until it hurts

what is it interested in

listen Oksan, I

understand you are not easy

but a woman like you cannot and should not be 1

well i'm not the only one

I'm not Seva, I know what you

need, I'll give you everything

we can start a new life together

together

fuck your mother

Oksana why are you reacting like that

you are looking for a relationship

on the side, I offer you a great option

since you and Seva are getting

a divorce anyway, we can try

you're fucking my husband's

best friend i trust you

he trusts you I came

to you for advice

and you are trying to put me to bed behind Seva's back

Seva fucks everything

that moves all these years

he doesn't care about your children

and you don't you dare say that

you have no idea what's

going on between us

Seva by the way is

a wonderful father

unlike you

when was the last time you saw

your son your marriage is over

what are you going to do

Yes, whatever I want,

I will go to hell

I know you said you'd only

move for a couple of weeks

but you don't have to hurry, you

can live with me as long as you want

thanks for the offer of

course but I'm going to buy

a small apartment

soon so everything is ok

what other plans do you have

don't worry, we'll see each other like before

you promise

I promise

Oksan listen

everything will be fine

you and I will get married

I don't know look at me

my life is falling

apart don't you understand

I will support you,

we will have a new life

what the hell new life

you naive romantic boy

you don't even know what

real life and real problems are

we will be together this is the main

thing yes, damn you are not the main thing

believe

you're only saying that

now because you're upset

I love you

I cheated on you

something happened

mum do you remember

what day it is today

every year we go to the dacha

to celebrate when we got Alice

you forgot ah

I haven't forgotten anything

why did I forget

now let's pack up and go

well, mom, how are we without dad

how is dad okay

get ready to the dacha

to the dacha Alice get in

we are going to the cottage

mam kamon well normal weekend so

Well, Dash, what are

you going to fry kebabs

let's walk everything will be fine

yes traffic jams no class

Dad is here I don't

know he doesn't have a car

maybe he came with someone

wait for us 5 minutes I will pay

the lighting in the house is very well thought out

comfortable layout

stylish furniture

wonderful interior

items put in place

put it back i told mum

Sorry

you are probably

Oksana yes I am Oksana

and i live here

so get out of here

otherwise I will call the police

Oksan you better talk to Seva

Sev please come

why did you decide to sell our

house, I don't have to report to you

this is my legacy it's

time to end this circus

let's get divorced yes

it must be done for you

for us, with the money from the sale of the house, you will

buy an apartment for yourself and your children without me

out of wedlock and then my debts will no

longer affect you you sold our apartment our

sat down without saying a word

the apartment is not damaged.

more likely

so it was necessary just believe

trust you

yes you ruined our life

seriously

that is, to fuck with others is

mine enough to reproach me with this

you do it for many

years do not ask anyone

and I just suggested that you be

honest and where your honesty led us

we could live like before

at least try to do something like before

in a lie

hate each other and just pretend to

everyone that everything is cool with us

yes how do you say it would help

interesting you turned out to be

a lousy man is also a mediocre investor

but really

that is, everything that we have was there was the village

thanks to the fact that you edited books

you're just a spoiled girl

Oksana who never grew up

who is used to that everyone should

should provide

must entertain

should make you happy

you never did anything

and you can’t forgive me 1 mistake

but the fact that investments are risks, of course, you didn’t

know until your husband put them all on personal accounts

you've been rubbing me for months now

that it's my fault that

I stopped noticing you

that you are all so unhappy in marriage

so i have a question

what did you do for our relationship

why are you putting everything on me

why don't you want to take

responsibility for your happiness

in my hands I offered

go to a therapist no you decided

to ruin everything even more

so don't you think

what would be fair

pay now for this solution

if you want Nikita

to handle the divorce

just know that your best

friend wanted to fuck your wife

behind you

well, how fucked

oh no one before

I'm pretty similar to yours

but there is so much to remember

we got it right away

can you turn on the music

we are similar

we look like the best moms

in our life

in our life

we are similar

be silent we are like all attractive

phrases we are like the best forfeits

in our life

Lerchik you are alive

what have you decided

they are ready to buy a house, throw off 2 more

and tomorrow we will sign a contract of sale

great increase 100% 100 fucking

percent i thought i was hallucinating

the exchange predicts

up to 250 so welcome back

son of a bitch this is just the beginning

I said 500 means it will be

500, let's all get in touch

I'm here to cut off the phone let's bye

happy to accept congratulations

this is only the 1st step

all as I said

well, congratulations

I understand your

wave is not normal

All in all, everything

is going according to plan.

stocks rise today rise

tomorrow fall and I hit again

I say this is only the 1st day

at this rate it will reach 500

we see at the peak

further natural drawdown Sev me your

experiments fucking did not give up

i need my cell

where is the guarantee that in an

hour it will not be a tenth shorter risk

this is not mine, take it out, I say wait, why are

weaving, taking into account the deposit for the apartment

I owe you 150 and

why do I need a deposit

I have your apartment

under a loan agreement,

she is mine and we like her

great investment

city ​​center cool area

we both know that you don't fucking need my

apartment well I don't know I don't know Seva

this will be a karmic lesson for you

I don't like being disobeyed

listen, you little scum, you hear

you don’t talk to me like that at all

I will sue you yes to health

I do not lose the courts,

especially as a ruined investor

I'll get it out as soon as I can today

well damn daman

Yes

speak

sure

sure

yes I sell change

are you sure you did your homework

they didn’t ask me,

well, I only have math left

what is the problem

no dad, he usually helped

me with difficult tasks

Dasha ask Dasha in

mathematics is not very true

thanks mom for the support

read my task mom

are you sure dad says

you are a humanitarian

why dad calls names

read an akam brand car

moving at a speed of 105 km/h

driving past Basta traffic

police, the driver did not stop

at the signal of an inspector

after 2 minutes, the indignant

inspector raced after him

on a BMW motorcycle

I would like to meet this inspector

but having developed a speed of 210 km / h, the

policeman did not notice how he overtook the intruder

10 minutes after overtaking, he realized his mistake,

turned around and reduced his speed to 45 km / h

went to meet him how

long after the turn

inspector will meet aku

about 10 minutes plus or minus

when is dad coming back

you don’t understand the exact

sciences, and dad just needs a little time

a little is how many in minutes

I don't know, because I don't understand exact sciences at all

it means he'll never come back

Kira, what are you doing to

encroach on my title of drama queen?

you can't queen there can

only be 1 okay considering mom 2

but this is the maximum

everything will be fine baby

everything will be fine mom

don't worry, I'm like them

I will definitely share alimony with you

ha ha alimony

the pizza has arrived,

I'll go and open it

Alice

Alice to me fu fu fu to me to me to whom I speak to me

mom mom

hello Oksana Vitalievna

good evening good evening

Dorozhkin Igor Petrovich

strongly recommends you

vacate his property by the end of the week since

your husband has moved from Mikhailov bankrupt

we have clearly conveyed the

information to you, you can confirm

what's going on here,

well, you can't leave

hello listen to me now I

will fix everything I promise

I will return to our family every penny house

apartment everything right now what is happening ha

I lost everything

All

and to security reports

despite stable alignment

and the growth of the electricity sector today,

the entire financial world is closely watching

behind the results of ai bio of

the Chinese company Holk biotech

growth company developing a

new class of drugs based on riban

clinic acid

amounted to 541%

this is beyond all possible

forecasts, this is definitely

1 of the most successful IQ of the decade

and the biggest event of this fiscal year

investors who invested in a

Chinese company in Colby o te

today no doubt can celebrate

the most successful financial decision in your family

5th expert informs further post

shares of the Chinese company and brought

up the educational situation with our

but even the most experienced investors

predicted much more modest results

improved financial

performance also played a role

if the company continues

to steadily increase profits

then it will be extremely difficult to catch up with its competitors

what are your favorite books

I mixed everything in the house of Oblomsky

dads, you can answer the question normally

this is how your

favorite romance begins

all happy families are alike each

unhappy family of an unhappy ambassador

you're not Oksan

marriage relations between Mikhailov

Vsevold Lvovich and Mikhailova

Oksana Vitalievna discontinued

we need to tell them

yes we understand already

that you are getting divorced baby

Sev I got fired because of your son

ex-wife and Dasha, you are

not ready for our divorces

let's pretend for a

while that we're fine

there is no sofa, you took it