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1 let's be serious parents

it's a must do now

yes i need daylight

you just ask a specific question so

that we don’t introduce any nonsense

yes, mom, I have everything prepared and in general I’m

the main one here, okay, dad, don’t put your phone away

we started filming

Kira Mikhailova video essay for the test on the topic

my family parents many consider you an ideal couple

but I know how things really are

so I want to ask you a couple of questions

1st why you are still not divorced

How long have you been confessing your love to each other?

when was the last time you had sex

How are you

your parents didn't teach

you to knock, it wasn't locked

do you have your own bathroom

Dasha has been sitting there for an hour

ma i'm on intermittent fasting

could have said before how do

I know when you have an interval

Sitting there like an armored restaurant

confirmed for tomorrow the deposit is cash only

you can transfer me to the card and

I'll call and give after work how much 300

get out of here

don't touch anything

Kira Ira

family question who will sit with Tosha tomorrow

why are you going without us?

this is our holiday too if you

hadn't got married 20 years ago

we wouldn't be there too baby

I have everything planned, we

will have a separate family holiday

Dash, I'm spending the night at Katya's

tomorrow I already have such a feeling

that you live there were going

to prepare for the entrance

no sleepovers i'm not sure yet

I want to get higher education

interesting and what are you going to do

can stay with parents

great dad tactic

make me feel guilty

that I don't want to spend your

money on a useless education Dash

you know how difficult it is to find yourself

is the main problem of our generation

the main problem of your generation and the lack of brains I

Sev transfer the money to me right

now I'm trying with them it seems

app crashed

listen, you will forget

well, I’ll go to the ATM before

work, then I’ll bring the money myself

give me the address okay

and you will take the children

it's not your turn

well, I just need to make edits

before the meeting and before work

somewhere to run away

Oksana blocked me at work

children dad is waiting for you in the car

so let's all speed up

plate broke mom

dad plate broke kiss

kiss kiss

kiss kiss kiss kiss

let's kiss kiss kiss kiss

this is the usual crazy morning of 7 mikhailovs

sorry for the delay did you read it

finished reading Oleg

this is amateurism,

not literature

anyone can criticize

I'm not a critic, I'm an editor

Oksan people want to consider it

it's trend yul can coffee

we need a new audience

before promising something

could you consult me

Have you been disconnected from the

Internet or something? Artyom Arseltsev

he is on everyone's lips in

the end we need him much more

than we are another crime against the

environment to waste paper on the sick

fantasies of an old man

narcissistic party-goer

who somehow decided

that he is a writer and a

psychologist it would be better

I continued to produce my scandalous

performances, God forgive me, hello

hello dear hello

meet Oksana

Vitalievna Artem very nice hello

Good morning

asked him to wait

to shit for dinner

it's ok to talk and he said

that thanks already waited

Seva politeness is not good

Igor Petrovich is glad to see

looks like we're in the ass

More precisely, you stocks collapsed

or should we panic

this is not black tuesday

we have investments

long-term stocks will rise up

maybe a little slower

than i expected hmm

you are financially responsible

for your expectations Seva

I entrusted you with my grandmother,

not small, moreover, you assured me

that the strategy is proven and it

will work and it will work give me time

I won't give you anything else

you will return the rest no

withdraw money now this is a mistake

I say bring money sell

everything we risk not only money

but also reputation

Igor Petrovich

panic in our business is a very

dangerous thing to argue with me

that's the most dangerous thing in your

business, I think that you can remain the boss

think well think you

have something to lose

apart from your reputation

black tuesday is when smart people

like you jumped out of the window

sounds like a threat

sounds like a warning

I do not repeat 2 times let's go

wings he and unfinished

remove sex from exposure

here is the thing

Oksana is an erotic novel

there is only sex and no exposure

Fine

I just thought it was strange that the

therapist recommends open marriage to the heroes

Have you ever been to a family therapist?

Oksana was not

and I was well and how to help very much

2 successful divorces

open marriage is the only thing

that saved the attitude of my heroes

without social pressure

without any other installations

they came to the conclusion that they want

to be together not because they have to

not because

married children or a mortgage, but

because they still love each other and want

what a deep thought and there are generally

a lot of deep thoughts read between the lines

like herself

OK

he covered her mouth with

a kiss with his whole body

she felt something powerful seriously

yes, it’s their sex that starts

like that in me romance is a cliché

Hm

I'll be happy to wait

for your non-flared options

I think you have a very serious

erotic potential listen Artyom

you are trying to rethink the institution of the family

how about that

that the family is in the first place

uh trust

support and of course closeness

so solo I'll sleep more

and this whole open marriage

of yours is one way to justify

go left, I wrote

a book about free

happy sexy woman

now try to imagine yourself in

her place with someone who could

I think that

enough for today my book needs to

be read by the lower chakra and edited

by the way, in your book you also need to sell

the lower chakras, the back chakras do not matter

so the marketing budget has already been

allocated, the presentation date has been set

we have very little time

Oksana I don't doubt you

Oksana Vitalievna and the reservation

at the sea restaurant for tomorrow at 8

I confirm yeah

then do not forget about the deposit

it's only cash and they asked

for it as soon as possible damn okay

thanks Yul

Why are you even involved with this bastard?

anything can be expected from him.

so let's get the money out urgently

I'll figure it out, yes, we can't

take such risks, let him prove it first

that our recommendations didn't

match the risk profile you don't know

who is behind him and what he

is capable of the shares will rise

what have you invested along with the track

idiot any normal investor would

take advantage of this chance

oh well yes we risk Andrey

this is what we do here we

take risks and make money as hell

you just earned so much

bring money along the

path, he urgently understood

Seva, I remind you that the deposit for

the restaurant must be paid today by 18 0 0

if you don't have time

send money to me bye

we rented Rybkino nothing

and he swears like a shoemaker

you don't understand

the difference when

it is appropriate to use all the wealth of the Russian language,

listen, there is no need for the institute of noble maidens

we have no time we have a week

and then let's not

rush let's think

Well, all the same, respected publishing houses, by

the end of the year there will be no publishing house

we need this book

listen, maybe you envy him

well, why have you been writing

your big debut in uniform for so long

and he took

Of course not Lolita but still

yes, everyone can concoct this

right now, offended like a schoolgirl

because Arseniy created his

manifesto of female sexuality

and you are not zigel

zigel and I love my good

finally you will print something decent

erotic books

people in the office look at this porn

and you are supposed

to work it's perfect

Well, I imagined it differently.

your perfect job oh okay

they also called you a gynecological Roman

on your knees now it’s taking place at school

But

what will the future bessoler be called

night epolations of a horny nerd

you seriously no but

my name fits better mmm

must have on the go

Yes

we only have an hour

and the main rule of perfect shopping is

never buy anything on an empty stomach

oh class I don't like

Oksan you don't like anything

who do you want to impress your husband

Anya, what do you think, well, if you imagine

and introduce yourself, say it already

Seva is cheating on me

Well, purely theoretically, practically also 100% in the sense

Well, that’s not how I put it,

yes, of course, today I’m like all men

don't think about

it, just surprise him

Yes, what is there to surprise in 20 years of marriage, there is nothing

already in the sense that there is always something to make deep sensual

massage

or learned some kind of erotic dance

Well, what is there in your book that I remembered

And you change men every month, well

give someone a chance later

yeah for the rest of my life sleep with 1 and the same

what nonsense

no, no, maybe it suits someone

there for you, for example

or there are different cases, even clinical

ones, but still, once you were married

oops system crash

listen to me, it's more comfortable for an open relationship

I don't know, it's somehow unnatural

it seems abnormal to

me listen to this norm

men invented to

privatize their wives

but what is normal for me is I will decide

not in principle you can call

me when you die of nedotrakh

don't die from it

well what i like

here it is

tell me, are you going to Chanel's funeral,

yes, you have a wedding anniversary

you need to show your husband boobs

and this is according to

your neckline and poor Seva

remind

you are financially responsible

to the client if your fucking

unprofessional recommendations

did not match the rispofil

do you really think that my frozen accounts

will accelerate the growth of stocks

yes, I don’t give a damn about your

share, you brought my money shorter

you won't like my next

step at all and keep in mind

you owe me

yes baby mum and we

can take Alice to the vet

to the vet today

no we can't I work late

What happened

she lies somehow sad

and does not eat at all

well, maybe she's just bored

It's OK

I do my homework well

Oksana Vitalievna

Arsentiev's cover layouts

where will they look

I'm busy Alice is dying

everything is fine with

her go do homework Dash

let's take her to the vet, I can't

because I have things to do later

Hello

so I decided to surprise you hello

at the same time and take a walk

sir, you didn’t transfer money to the

deposit for me, I reminded you Oksan all day

well Sev deposit I heard you

I'm not sure if now is the right time

maybe bring this event for a few weeks

Understood

a simpler restaurant, we can choose anything at all

we agreed on everything

invited so many people

I had to pay from the deposit today

the whole restaurant is closed for us

I understand why these show off Sev

let me remind you

someone bought a painting last week for one and a half

1,000,000 is an investment and

this is our wedding anniversary

no you don't understand

no you don't understand

our marriage for you has long been not

the most important thing in life, please

make an effort to be a sensitive,

attentive husband for a while

it's important for me

well, if you want it that way,

I'll transfer the money tomorrow

I want that is, I need 1

I said translate

i need a drink

can i offer you something

yes, champagne, well,

we have all the classics

moed crystal widow of course

champagne at home eat ruy nar

if you love very much

15,000 no thanks, I've been

married to her for a long time

I will pay myself

what did you want to talk about

about nothing

Thank you

Renard you're not driving

the car is back in the garage

who writes work midnight

ah, it didn’t come out yesterday, well, it

came out more precisely, but with an error

editor here

A

ah with errors

with my mistakes

did not know that books scream at night

just like a bakery

Aminka will be tomorrow

and who called her

Nikitos probably

wow, didn’t change at all,

you can’t say that she is over 40

straight mothballed

why didn't you wake me

up and why will you all

kids at school like

hey I don’t look when

you will fix this castle

well, call you this as his husband for an hour or I will

do it for the weekend here for the next Seva deposit

So enjoy your divorced life

sadness not life

you are a bad actor

okay give up

so fucking I have never lived

I recommend to know

no, first your wedding anniversary was celebrated,

uh, I have a little technical problem with the bill

Tomorrow I will decide on a deposit for the

restaurant today I need to take away how much

300 need you fucking at all

this is my son's year at school

think friend cheaper divorce

Oksana vitally wants a banquet

you're an idiot, well, I understand

you, I'll lend you of course

Arsenchik what are you doing here wanted

to take you by surprise and apologize

I didn't look at the clock

last night, your husband must be

it would be nice to set some boundaries

what are the limits

Oksana you are already aware of all my sexual fantasies

I actually read it as

fiction and not autoveography

you don't know where literature comes from

from the depths of the arsentievs

your depths are incomprehensible to me

so far but I believe in you

according to you, dostoevsky seriously

thought about killing older women

what didn't you think

but if Fedor Mikhailovich wrote a bed scene,

believe me, he would come from personal experience

Che was late morning sex with her husband

overslept

well, wow, I thought all honest

women died out along with the dinosaurs

you tell me of course

my age damn okay

I didn't mean it

my morning is stupid

me with my girlfriend

broke up younger mm

I hope she's younger than dinosaurs

a lot of girls after the Jurassic period are so windy

how are you going to write your

books now without music ha ha ha

okay sit down

my mornings are the same

compete

my husband suggested that I call my

husband for an hour for those duties

which he can't handle

and the truth then quickly changed his mind like

of course he changed his mind suddenly, my

husband has a screwdriver more for an hour

than your husband

I would change my mind too

and you definitely have your own style

Thank you

what do you have there

yes baby Anton Mikhailov you are

So what happened

your son brought everything in his arms

he cried a lot

the dog was near death had

to be operated on urgently

days 2 3 she needs to stay in the

hospital for the operation stay match paid

we will contact you

Thanks a lot

don't scold the child

he did everything right

Tosh let's go

but exactly

stay at home please yes

let's go Dasha

listen girl don't

need to undo anything

I'm already on my way to pay your

deposit, I'm afraid it's too late

what does late mean

Well, I'm going, I'll be there in 20 minutes

the subscriber is temporarily

unavailable call back later

hello hello this is

Elena from the restaurant

you will pay a

deposit yes go to hell

you with your deposit Elena

you won't believe i made it up

how to cram a bunch of sugary

romance into chapter 1 call me

hi Oksan listen where are you

how delicious I can’t stop

what is with me this lust for life

Well, what Julia found, yes, I

will send the address now with a link

but to find a restaurant for 2 hours

in the evening is basically unrealistic

and even more so for 40 people and

without armor, let's get down to business

Vili spiers on the autumn boulevard

sorry Oksan

the most suitable place for my wedding

anniversary don't forget to send the guests let's

wedding anniversary say how old

1,000,000

you know, accidents don't just

happen on a wedding anniversary

yes it's the driver's fault

an accident is happening

when there is a lot of negative energy

and she needs somewhere to escape

it's like a knot is untied, you know

what if the knot is untied

how about celebrating

think maybe buy a new dress

mmm great idea to start a new life

only what in the dress I choose

What is it

cloak

you bought it for me

well we agreed

and if I don't like

it, I didn't measure it

thank you tomorrow

the name of the restaurant

is straight bomb shut up

Do not say anything

OK

but i will definitely use it in my next book

Thank you

I think if you weren't

you I wouldn't be here

so you're saying that

I saved your marriage

Yes, that's exactly what I want to say

Wait

like this

ha ha money money

I'll take you off

finally Oksana

I missed you so much for so many

years o congratulations thank you

so guys let's drink

what happened to the dress

you decided to seduce someone

we've all been waiting for you here I see

So

28 years is just the beginning,

may your beautiful union remain so

strong and happy, let

all life be bittersweet

bitter bitter bitter

only boredom

just a smile

get down know I'm on the neck

this is honest bullshit

here you think it's an eatery

300 pieces or something

sorry for you there

I'm not Oksana Abramovich

would have seen normally in the country

you don't appreciate my settlement at all

you appreciate my

and who's stopping you lie in the country

know Ning

and you look great

as if preserved

oh thanks oksan

just for the last time

I've been waiting for this day

why the hell is it asked

passed that anniversary from you

would celebrate with Seva together yes

and what we do

the two of us do nothing

understand nothing at all

Now, if you were my wife,

I would fuck you every day

that right every day, yeah Nikitos, it

seems to me that you are growing yourself

luckily you are not my wife

Nikita, please tell me

that I have a headache.

my feeling is that

this is our home i think

you say that I myself am

to blame again I can not no

I was waiting for this only I learned

to keep curly and break these palms

another would not let me go

you know what's great 1 hysterical doesn't cry anymore

I'm for ointment

I agreed flowers gifts

will be brought tomorrow

i sleep i shower

sex with you is even better

it was cool I want to repeat you again

are you cheating on me

you are cheating on me

not expected

what a surprise yes

that other men want me

and I already forgot how to end with

a man and not in my soul I remembered

remembered

where is the bruise from?

lover attached i had an accident

don't tell me about the

accident don't change the subject

who is this Artyom Arseniy

what the fuck is the difference

who is he, what difference does it make,

I want to know who my wife Ilya is with

what about you

it is not necessary

Oksan

i sleep 1

let's go talk

let's go let's go

I didn't sleep all night

listen to me

Of course, it’s unpleasant for me

to think that I slept with another man

yes, that's exactly what it is,

but the aminochka is much nicer

I think yes I understand

we have a crisis

but we both screwed up so

happens no one is perfect

I'm sure we

We can

forget it all forgive each other

we can work it out, don't expect

me to ask for forgiveness, I won't

And I don't need your apologies either.

I don't want to hear about them or

any of those canned whores at all.

I had to get into an accident

to feel something

it hurts me that anyone wants

me except my own husband, anyone

that is, he was not 1

you don't even fucking hear

me, I can hear you perfectly

just how about going

to a family psychologist

before getting fucked on the side and here's

how our moral values ​​changed overnight

this is Ninochka so influenced

Yes, no psychologist will make you want me again

he won't turn us back from

sexless, mutually weary relatives back

husband and wife

mom, I spilled juice on your

documents nothing nothing bunny

nothing there, these cheesecakes are already ready

yes, let's eat now

Everything is fine

can you fucking fix that lock

and in the bathroom there is some kind of entrance yard

what is open marriage

these are love notes from Arsenal

give me give me give me to you

you are crazy

I got it

this is professional information

maybe this is

exactly what we need

open marriage

are you serious

absolutely

Truth believes that open marriage

is the solution to all problems

children should not know anything, even

guess all the wolves, you see the lions

no feelings no relationship

some guy texted me on tinder

what to do urgently call the police

on crown entertainment 5,000 how are

you going to cheat on me for 5,000 a month

you will take off the answers for a long time

it is necessary to impose answers to sex with

mutual acquaintances, because without this

your charming experiment

could lead you to divorce