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It's time for Minare Koda's
Wave, Listen to Me!
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The current time is 3:30 AM.
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People, what do you want this late at night?
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Oh, hello. This is Minare Koda in charge
of bringing you live noise from Sapporo.
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There you go. That was the innocuous
intro you all wanted.
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But I must confess right now...
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I'm... being glared at...
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...by a brown bear.
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No, I'm not at a zoo. I'm in the mountains!
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By a stream!
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By a stream that looks about 15 meters wide.
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"About 15 meters"
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By the way, I forgot to mention that we're
presenting live from Mt. Sapporo tonight.
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I'm...
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...not too sure...
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...if I will make it through
tonight's broadcast alive!
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"Wave, Listen to me!"
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How strange. Despite my situation,
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"Episode 1: I'll Never Forgive You"
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I'm still receiving messages left
and right for some reason.
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Well... I'll just have to use my softest voice,
so I won't attract attention from the bear.
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I'll keep going as long as my life lasts.
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"Good evening, Minare. I've been your listener
since your very first chaotic episode.
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Last week, I confessed my love to my senior
at the office and was rejected big time.
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I really wanted it to work out.
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But now I wish I could hit the reset button.
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But no. Hence why I'm a total mess right now.
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Conversations have been awkward since then.
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The National Tax Agency gets
a million yen from me every year.
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How do they operate without
offering a reset function?!
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Where am I supposed to go now?
The Minister of Health, Labor and Welfare?!"
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Well...
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I'm in the middle of being
glared at by a brown bear.
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So let me be direct.
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I suggest that you find healing from reading
former sumo champion Master Naruto's blog.
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"Good evening. My name is Busamen,
and I'm a fashion student at vocational school.
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The girl I'm dating right now is a wonder.
She just smells so good.
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Well, actually, her armpit and
'down there' attracts butterflies!
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They lay eggs there every morning.
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It freaks me out.
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Is my girlfriend a goddess or something?
Am I to start a religion now?"
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Um...
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Well...
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So about that bear in front of me... Um...
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I suggest you read Master Naruto's
blog to find peace as well.
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"Peer pressure from cooked
pineapple-haters is driving me nuts."
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Okay! Let me tell you all again!
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I'm confronted by a bear right now
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and I don't even know if I'm going
to make it out alive tonight.
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It's quite possible that I'll be torn
into pieces in a minute.
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I'm trying to offer counsel
to you all despite this situation.
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Oh... My silly life is about to end right now.
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So I'm begging you people.
Please, give me something serious
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so I can feel a little fulfillment
from giving profound advice!
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"There's always a looming sense
of doom when it comes to my future.
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Miss Minare, are you familiar
with that feeling?"
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What is this fluff?
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It's fluffier than that souffle omelet
they offer at Hoshino Coffee!
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You get weak-willed when you're out of shape!
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Take up Kyokushin karate...
Or even a smart balance wheel!
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"Frustrated going cold turkey,
I picked a fight with some kids.
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I ended up getting beat up
for two hours straight.
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I'm a mess. Please help."
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I prescribe you to read former sumo
champion Master Naruto's blog!
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Trust me, it works better
than some crook therapist!
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Damn it...
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When I only have five more minutes to go!
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It's coming for me!
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Okay... The next message...!
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"Good evening, Miss Minare.
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I'm a married office worker living in Sapporo.
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I'm 26 years old, just like you!
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There's a man, Mr. B, who works on the same
floor as me. He's a year older and married.
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We hit it off because we were married
for the same number of years.
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We would chat about our
marriage during our breaks.
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As we spent more time together,
we grew closer, until we had se--"
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"We started to have an affair.
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I was filled with deep satisfaction which I
haven't felt with my husband for years.
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I was terrified for enjoying
this lapse of virtue.
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Three days later, Mr. B
invited me to a hotel again.
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But I rejected him.
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I was afraid of drowning
in this pit any further."
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Oh? There's the shift in air.
It's about to get good.
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Great, mixing this is going to be a pain.
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"My husband is nice,
and I don't want to leave him at all.
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But I have better chemistry with Mr. B."
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What was that shout for?
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She's supposed to pant weakly until we
fade out with the sound of the bear chewing.
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So what's this about?
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A terrible plot like always. Jeez.
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No, I can see it.
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Miss Minare...
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She's fighting the bear!
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"Should I spend the rest of my life
with my faithful husband?
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Or should I entrust my future
to the temptations of lust?
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Because I surrendered to my sexual desires and
chose a dishonest man who's just a cute face..."
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At this moment, I'm forced to fight a bear!
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Honesty! There's no greater
virtue in this world!
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Wake up!
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Next message!
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Take that!
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"I'm a 41-year-old office worker.
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I've been really feeling the effects
of aging in my body these days."
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"Before going to bed, it's been my ritual
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to take a walk around the neighborhood
wearing a coat and nothing else.
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But alas, I was caught red-handed
and arrested the other day."
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"I used to be able to outrun them in my 30's.
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My wife silently handed me the divorce
papers and my daughter told me to die."
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"Setting aside the fact I'm the reason
she's able to eat every day,
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I still want to keep working and provide
for her until she becomes an adult.
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Do we have any sounds of injured bears?
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We don't. We'll just have to
process a dog's cry.
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Miss Minare, I'd appreciate some
encouragement to help with my anxiety."
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Keep yourself alive!
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Just be true to yourself!
Age doesn't matter!
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Settle the things you need to do,
and you'd feel young at 60!
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Even if you fall all the way to the bottom,
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if you live your life earnestly,
someone will help you no matter what.
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I also... I really want to strive for that...
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When I think about it...
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...most everyone around me is like that...
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But then, why... did I...
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...choose to be with an asshole?!
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That's because... people are...
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...mirrors for each other...
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It happens every time...
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You project your own feelings to
the listeners during the ad-lib portion.
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Ah, well anyway, good job for now.
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So why am I doing this again...?
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Seriously! It's tough breaking up
with a guy after 25!
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Besides my parents' death,
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I'm confident that I'm capable of
getting over any tragedy in five days.
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However, I'm always the biggest
mess on the fifth day.
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It indicates certain things, you know?
Right, Mr. Mato?
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Yeah... Sure, I get it.
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This is Mr. Kanetsugu Mato.
A total stranger I met just 40 minutes ago.
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Mr. Mato, want me to guess your age?
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You're 53!
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Wrong, 49.
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How did you come up with that number?
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The shape of your eyebrows are identical to
my father's, so I assumed you were the same age.
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My, you're young!
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Mitsuo was...
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Oh, that's my ex.
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He was a Fukuoka native.
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Hey, just like me.
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No! I just got this close
to hating you, Mr. Mato.
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Give me this chicken wing
so I can restore faith in you.
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I've never met a freeloader like this before.
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You know how they say Fukuoka's
known for beauties, right?
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So the jerk dissed me saying,
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"Comparing you to the girls from my hometown,
your face is baseball's Ono-level."
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Ono? Ah, he was in Nippon Ham.
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And I'm like, "What are you trying to say?"
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"Ono's won the Gold Glove Award...
In your face!"
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Even though he's with Chunichi now...
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There are lots of beautiful women
in Hokkaido, too.
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Miwa Yoshida, YUKI, and Miho Yabe
are all from Hokkaido, right?
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Oh yeah, and Hikaru Utada's mother, too.
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Your great idol knowledge is suspect!
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I wouldn't call them idols...
It's because of my job.
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But anyway, you should know
the celebrities from your town.
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Mr. Mato...
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Seriously, though... I hate it when people
bring stereotypes into relationships.
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That's where my memory stops.
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But it's nothing new.
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What's that...?
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Blood...?
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Oh... It's just lipstick...
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Even if I drink until I black out...
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I don't just crash at the front door.
I even neatly place my shoes side-by-side.
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Would he have loved me more if I was
a little more of the self-destructive type?
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Whoa...!
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No... Give me a break.
I'm almost fully recovered...
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I just know I'll feel better
after forcing out a good cry.
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Ugh. Just die!
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That's right! Now's the time.
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My friend recommended it saying,
"If you don't cry to this, you're not human."
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The breakup happened before I got to
watching it... It stars Demi Moore...
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"Ghost Blood Shower"
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I'm worried I won't be able to cry...
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But right now... Any pure love story
flick will pierce my heart.
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Great! I cried! But that was a gory movie...
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"Message To: Yuri
Subject: I watched Ghost
I finally watched it. It was great.
When the man gets possessed
by an evil spirit at the end,
that was so traumatic!
Anyway, where was Demi Moore?"
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"Sending..."
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"Sent"
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All right! Now that I cried it out,
it's back to the battlefield.
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I told you I'll fire you if you're late
three times this month.
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You do realize this is the third strike, right?
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How does it feel?
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Please don't count it when I'm heartbroken.
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No excuses! Cut the crap!
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Just hurry up and write that blog post!
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Was it brioche?
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It's pletyonka and pão de queijo !
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The current forecast for Sapporo is partly
cloudy, but, well, it looks pretty sunny to me.
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"(^_^;) Announcing VOYAGER's
bread of the month!"
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"It's Russian pletyonka
and Brazilian pão de queijo !"
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"It has a bread happiness level of five stars!
Wow, that's quite high!"
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Damn it! What the hell
is "bread happiness level"?
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Who cares about your happiness?!
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I'm back. I just had the meeting
about the summer festival.
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Welcome back. How did it go?
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We'll be at the same place as last year.
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Ah... Miss Minare...
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Sorry I couldn't go drinking
with you last night.
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Well, it all turned out okay.
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I was escorted by a middle-aged man,
far better than you!
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What? What kind of guy was he?
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He's got a charming mustache
and works in media.
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He was delightfully dubious, and plus...
his charming mustache!
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You can barely recall anything.
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Oh, shut up. I remember exchanging cards...
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Ah, he works in radio.
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I thought he worked in television.
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Anyway, he dealt with me,
so I should message him thanks.
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Wait, MRS...?
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Hello, everyone. Thanks for tuning in to MRS,
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Moiwayama Radio at 12 o'clock for
Madoka Chishiro's September Blue Moon.
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Oh, I've got some news for
you today. It happened.
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It's my eighth year driving
and I made a cardinal mistake
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that relinquished my
"responsible driver" status.
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Wow, this bread is delicious.
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Excuse me, what is this bread called?
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It's a classic Brazilian bread
called pão de queijo .
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Wow.
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Is this your first time here?
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Oh, yes.
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There aren't many restaurants out there
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that offer such variety of breads
with the soup curry.
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Sapporo's the battleground for curry.
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At the end of the day, the manager was right.
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Removing the Asian image of curry restaurants
attracts more female customers.
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His calculation really nailed it.
Our reputation's great, too.
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I told you not to mention things
like "battleground" and "calculation"!
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"Dreams." You say, "a dream space
of bread and curry"!
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Sorry! I just love behind-the-scenes talk,
you know?
238
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"Retribution of Female TV Announcers"
was my show!
239
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:25,200
Moving on to our next segment...
240
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Behind-the-scenes talk is the way to go.
241
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Especially in this day and age where all
ostentation gets roasted on the internet.
242
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:35,330
Plus, what makes it a "dream space"
when you play FM radio all day?
243
00:16:35,330 --> 00:16:37,950
Better off playing bossa nova
covers of J-pop tunes.
244
00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:40,330
You'd quit that kind of place
in a heartbeat, Miss Minare.
245
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,580
It's sounding like a tacky segment,
246
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True.
247
00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:45,200
but let's give it a listen!
248
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:53,410
Seriously, though... I hate it when people
bring stereotypes into relationships.
249
00:16:53,410 --> 00:16:58,660
I know I'm talking to a man from Fukuoka, but,
jeez, first-born sons from Kyushu are the worst!
250
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:58,660
This woman kinda sounds like you, Miss Minare.
251
00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:02,000
They're the most selfish guys ever!
252
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Doesn't it?
253
00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:02,000
Huh?
254
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,620
They were obviously spoiled rotten growing up!
255
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:06,830
What...?!
256
00:17:07,870 --> 00:17:12,870
I heard there are more women
than men in Fukuoka.
257
00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:17,830
That was obvious to me when I dated him.
He's the "domineering husband" type!
258
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,830
Ah... Huh...?!
259
00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:18,410
Huh?
260
00:17:18,410 --> 00:17:21,620
I'm not saying everyone
from Fukuoka is like that.
261
00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:27,830
Look at you, Mr. Mato. You're a very generous
person accompanying me while I vent.
262
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:32,790
Anyway, that behavior comes from the "I get
to choose" stance mentality, you know?
263
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:36,410
Women are "to be chosen."
264
00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:39,200
M-Miss Minare! Wait!
265
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,910
Where are you going,
storming out of work like that?
266
00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:44,040
Tell the manager I'm off to a meeting
about the summer festival food stall.
267
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:47,200
That's what I just came back from!
268
00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:54,290
Miss Minare!
269
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:57,620
One day, he tells me with his most serious face
270
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that he has to go back home
because his father fell ill.
271
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:06,160
His father is a president of a factory,
and an employee ran with the money.
272
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:11,200
So he's telling me in tears
that his checks would bounce.
273
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:15,700
And how he can't let this humiliate
his father as the first-born son.
274
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At the time, I was impressed.
275
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:22,290
Well, because that was the first time
I appreciated how he was from Hakata.
276
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That this was something I should admire.
277
00:18:25,790 --> 00:18:28,790
I should've ended things right there.
278
00:18:28,790 --> 00:18:33,410
But no! Silly me, I wanted to help
him out and so I gave it to him!
279
00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:34,790
Five hundred thousand yen!
280
00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:36,450
Can you believe it?
281
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,700
I'm sure you already know where this is going.
282
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:42,290
And as you suspected,
that story he fed me was 100% lies!
283
00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:47,450
That jerk! He didn't even go back home.
And he wasn't even short on cash!
284
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Die!
285
00:18:48,950 --> 00:18:50,830
Just die!
286
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,830
Just yesterday, my friend told me she saw him
287
00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:56,750
acting friendly with another girl
while we were dating.
288
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:59,040
Why didn't she tell me earlier?!
289
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,910
So what did he use my money for?
290
00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:02,790
Who knows.
291
00:19:02,790 --> 00:19:04,580
Excuse me...!
292
00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:10,000
This guy! Let me talk to this guy on the card!
293
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,200
Do you have an appointment?
294
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,250
I don't, but I've got every right to see him!
295
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:19,370
Um... I'll notify him now.
Please wait a moment.
296
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,330
According to the internet,
297
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:23,330
Oh? You're here.
298
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:26,000
one in three people want to become
celebrities in Fukuoka.
299
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:23,850
What?
300
00:19:23,850 --> 00:19:24,120
Who?
301
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,000
Mr. Mato... Who is this?
302
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:26,870
Oh, wait!
303
00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:28,330
And they're dead serious.
304
00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:32,290
You can say that they have big dreams.
305
00:19:31,450 --> 00:19:33,950
Hey! Show me how to stop this thing!
306
00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:33,950
But actually, they're just over-confident.
307
00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:37,410
Hey, miss. I'm sure you know
since this is common sense,
308
00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:39,790
They're totally full of themselves!
309
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,790
but in radio, we have the three-second rule.
310
00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:44,910
Three seconds of silence is a gaffe;
eight seconds of silence will get me canned.
311
00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:44,910
Guys like that with their head
in the clouds believe they can
312
00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:48,120
If you're going to stop it,
make it worth your while.
313
00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:48,950
change a girl's life from baseless reasoning.
314
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:48,950
What?
315
00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:51,450
Chishiro, have her take over for a minute.
316
00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:52,660
Even when they're already in a relationship!
317
00:19:51,450 --> 00:19:52,660
Ah. Yes.
318
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:55,080
Director, come on! She's a total amateur!
319
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:57,500
It's sad but true...
girls always fall for the assholes.
320
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,500
Whoa, chill out.
321
00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,910
If someone calls in to complain
about this, radio is dead.
322
00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:05,330
I'm not saying I was one of those girls,
but the girl he cheated with was.
323
00:20:00,910 --> 00:20:03,330
Right, Kureko?
324
00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:05,330
It's your show.
325
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,000
Do what you want.
326
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:10,700
They're the ones who enable these
Hakata guys to dominate them!
327
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,700
It's the segment where we play
amateurs' stories anyway.
328
00:20:13,290 --> 00:20:15,160
There's not much time, so listen up.
329
00:20:13,290 --> 00:20:15,160
I'm so fed up! I want to date
a guy from Hokkaido next!
330
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:18,790
Forget shochu , it's all about local brews!
331
00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:18,790
That box with the lever
is called the cough box.
332
00:20:18,790 --> 00:20:20,660
You see how it's turned off?
333
00:20:18,790 --> 00:20:20,660
Genghis Khan over Japanese Black wagyu!
334
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:26,660
Salmon stew over meat hot pot!
Yo Oizumi over Masaharu Fukuyama!
335
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:24,450
Pull that lever up,
and your voice will go on air.
336
00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:26,660
We'll cue you when to switch.
337
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,620
Fukuyama's from Nagasaki.
338
00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:28,620
Look right in front of you.
339
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:30,330
No. There, on the side.
340
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:33,120
That thing that looks like
almond jelly is the cue lamp.
341
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:36,750
When that lights up, pull the lever up
within a second and start talking.
342
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:39,500
Mr. Mato, I'll handle the cough box.
343
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:42,330
Ah, that'd be great. Thanks.
344
00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:44,910
Start talking when I tap your back, okay?
345
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,000
What...? Okay!
346
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:51,790
Listen, miss. The ex who left you
and your future boyfriend
347
00:20:51,790 --> 00:20:56,080
may be listening to this broadcast.
348
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,290
Slam those words down.
349
00:20:58,290 --> 00:20:59,500
All right, go!
350
00:21:00,870 --> 00:21:02,370
A-Ah! Hello!
351
00:21:02,370 --> 00:21:07,620
Everyone! You just endured through
my never-ending drunken blabber.
352
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:10,200
But this idiot made a huge mistake!
353
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,870
I didn't mean to disrespect
the men of Fukuoka at all!
354
00:21:13,870 --> 00:21:17,950
I believe there's nothing crueler
than the act of categorizing people.
355
00:21:17,950 --> 00:21:20,410
Kyushu guys are dominant,
Hokkaido-borns are stubborn,
356
00:21:20,410 --> 00:21:22,790
Tokyo-borns are cold,
blood type B's are shit!
357
00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:26,410
Those statements strip out any possibility
of understanding an individual!
358
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:31,910
I dismissed my ex's behavior
by surrendering to the man's society.
359
00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:33,200
It was the easy way out!
360
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:38,040
By categorizing and giving up,
I didn't have to deal with facing his flaws.
361
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:41,950
I'm pretty sure he treated me the same as well.
362
00:21:41,950 --> 00:21:46,120
As a result, he left me
by practically committing a crime!
363
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:49,040
Have you heard of a more tragic relationship?
364
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:53,160
I've decided! No matter where
my next partner is from,
365
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:57,870
I will never let boring stereotypes prevent me
from experiencing them as a unique individual!
366
00:21:57,870 --> 00:22:00,250
The passion of youth...
367
00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:04,910
And please let me say one last thing.
368
00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:13,250
Mitsuo! I will kill you even If I have to
chase you down to the end of the earth!
369
00:23:43,950 --> 00:23:48,080
What did you think of the commendable first
episode of Minare Koda's Wave, Listen to me?
370
00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:45,730
"Next Episode"
371
00:23:45,730 --> 00:24:11,130
"Preview"
372
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,500
What? Why's it the same name
as the anime?
373
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:51,540
Oh, give me a break.
374
00:23:51,540 --> 00:23:53,250
Today's last line was:
375
00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:56,290
"Mitsuo! I will kill you even If I have to
chase you down to the end of the earth!"
376
00:23:56,290 --> 00:24:00,250
Oh, I have a bad feeling about
the prospect of my future partners.
377
00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:02,330
Like, I want all the episodes
of my relationships with men
378
00:24:02,330 --> 00:24:04,750
to be cut when I look back
on my life from my deathbed.
379
00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:08,700
But of course, all the worst parts are going
to be edited together as highlights, right?
380
00:24:08,700 --> 00:24:11,250
What is this, Cinema Paradiso ?!
381
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:14,000
Next, on Wave, Listen to Me! : "I Despise Them."
382
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,950
"See you next time!"
383
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,950
"Illustrated by
Hiroaki Samura"
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