Original subtitles

["We R The Heroes" playing]

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are not cool

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪

- ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪

♪ Everybody says we're ugly

♪ Everybody says We're tiny and shabby ♪

♪ But nobody knows We have huge passion and guts ♪

♪ And fiery heart ♪

♪ We know who we are And where we're going ♪

♪ It's time for us It's time to rush ♪

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪

- ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪

[running steps approaching]

-[yelps] -Hah, gotcha!

-[laughs] -[yells]

[grunts]

[groans]

[snickers] See ya later, loser!

[George scoffs]

Huh?

"When you hear that funky groove,

I'm coming for you"?

Funky groove?

Pfft. Like I'm scared and--

[screams]

[groans]

-[snickers] -[screams]

[funky music playing]

[George grunts]

[groans]

[laughter]

[girl 1] George, what are you doing?

[girl 2] That's ridiculous!

Yo, Keith! What's going on?

You didn't hear? It's George!

George? As in "I beat up nerds for money" George?

-Uh-hm. -What happened?

-[girl 2] This's so funny! -[George grunts]

[laughter continues]

Apparently, somebody made him dance so hard, he couldn't stop.

-[scoffs] -[grunts]

It's not funny! Ugh!

The doctor said my hips will stop dancing in a couple days!

Agh!

Rumor is some masked hero did it to him!

[Nick] Hm?

A real hero who's bullying the bullies!

A hero! Could be you!

Oh, dear! Not good! Not good!

Ed, buddy. Where's the fire?

Diego!

Huh! Looks like Ed-wetter here

needs to pay his cello tax.

-[Diego grunts] -[Ed screams]

-[Mike] Hey! -[both laugh]

-Hey! -Huh?

[Ed whimpers]

[groans]

-[Mike] You okay? -[grunts]

Here you go.

-[Ed] Hm. -Check it out, guys!

Little Mikey thinks he's a hero.

-[laughs] -[Mike grunts]

You wanna go, hero?

Ugh, no, no. I mean, it's not, uh...

-That's enough, Diego! -[crowd] Oh!

Why don't you knock it off and do something useful?

Like jump in a landfill and recycle yourself.

[crowd murmuring]

You're lucky you've got your girlfriend to protect you.

Uh, girlfriend? [grunts]

Oops! I slipped. Pfft! Let's go.

[crowd murmuring]

[groans]

Huh?

-Thanks for-- -Don't just stand there

and take it! Stand up for yourself!

-[sighs] -[student] I hate that guy.

These are the most bullied kids at school.

-[sighs] -Compiling all this data,

wedgie forensics and spitball ballistics,

we can find out the real identity

of the masked vigilante!

So, who is it?

No idea!

But don't it look cool?

[indistinct chatter, laughter]

[grunting in pain]

[student] What happened to those guys?

[students murmuring]

I heard they both had to disco dance for hours.

[groans]

-So, what's the plan? -There is no plan.

This doesn't concern us. I don't wanna get involved.

-[Diego] What was that? -Huh?

-Whatcha guys jabbering about? -[boy grunts]

-Huh? -[both grunt]

[both grunt]

Keith! Where's my lunch?

[Keith pants]

Here's your sandwich, Your Bulkiness.

[yelps]

-Bleh! -Ew!

I said I wanted my sandwich with no paper!

[Keith grunts]

"When you hear that funky groove,

I'm coming for you.

The cafeteria tonight"?

[grumbles] Did you do this?

Huh? N-no, no!

It's not me! Really!

[angry grumble]

Hey, Masked Dork!

Do you know who my dad is?

Not a single person in this town messes with my dad and lives!

So come on!

You know, I was done anyway. [awkward chuckle]

[sighs]

♪ Grow, grow, grow away... ♪

[phone vibrates]

Dude, what are you doing?

Diego's about to thrown down with the masked vigilante!

This is our chance

- to find out who he is! -[Diego grunts]

I don't know.

After everything he's done to me, maybe Diego deserves it.

[phone beeps]

Isn't that right, CM?

Hmm, you already know what to do, don't you, Mike?

[Crying Man sighs]

[indistinct chatter]

[boy] I just love hanging out with my friends.

Ugh, because of that Super Awesome Loser,

my own mother kicked me out!

After all the years I let her clean up after me!

[grunts]

-[man 1] Ugh! -[man 2, 3 gasp]

-Who did that? -[man 2 grunts]

[grunts]

Sorry! I didn't mean to hit you!

It's not my fault your head is so big!

[man 1] What did you say?

-[Dirk O grunts] -You son of a...

-[pants] -Get back here!

Sparkules!

[man 1 grunts]

[men gasp]

[whimsical music playing]

[Sparkules] I am the son of Zeus,

the God of Thunder,

I am Sparkules!

-[Dirk O laughs] -[man 1] Okay.

[Dirk O] I've been saving this one for last!

Comicalize, Zeus' Wrath!

Father! Grant me power!

[thunder rumbles]

[all whimper]

[laughs]

[Zeus] For the last time, I'm not your dad!

-I've never had a son like you! -[gulps]

[exclaims]

[all groan]

[Kungfu yelp]

[shrieks]

What's going on?

-You guys better have my back! -[sighs]

I get one scratch on me,

-and my dad won't stand for it! -[masked guy] Hey! Diego!

[all gasp]

It's funky groove revenge time!

Yeah, but I don't hear no disco music.

Hah! You will.

Disco Duo!

-[upbeat disco music] -[both] Oh, yeah!

Time to get fun-kay!

[Diego] What?

-[guards] Ah... -Get them!

[grunting]

[both] Oh, yeah, baby! Come on!

-[guards grunt] -Let's boogie!

-Disco Poke! Disco Kick! -[grunting]

Disco Beam!

[both scream]

[both grunting] What the...

[guards whimper]

Get him!

Who? The kid?

Beat up weaklings? Not groovy!

He's no weakling! He's a bully!

He beats up everybody!

[both] Well, in that case...

-[screams] -Time for revenge, baby!

Stay back!

[grunts, groans]

[disco music continues]

[grunts] You done already?

We're just getting started, Diego!

[both] Party's over, baby!

-[Diego groans] -[Mike] Tear Split!

What?

[Crying Man] Yah!

-Don't hurt him! -Hmm.

[Diego groans]

Okay, don't hurt him any more than you already have, I guess.

Yes! Mike! I knew you would come!

Stay out of my way!

Disco Duo, attack!

[both] Okay!

Crying Man! Tear Blast!

[yells]

Woo-hoo! Oh! Oh, yeah!

Feel that funky beat!

Hah! Outta sight, baby!

-Agh! -Crying Man?

Agh! I'm sad but I'm having fun!

Ugh! Crying Man, return!

Black Knight!

Ugh!

Who are these flashy dudes now?

Black Knight! Watch out for those beams

from the disco ball!

[both] Hit the lights, baby! It's a dance party!

Whoa! Too bright!

[grunts, yells]

[both] Our disco lights! Bummer!

Disco Duo! Last call!

Comicalize, Saturday Night Fever!

[upbeat funky music]

[both] Oh, yeah!

Saturday Night is alright for fighting, baby!

[Black Knight groans]

[duo sings] ♪ The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! ♪

Let it burn, baby!

[Mike screams]

♪ The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! ♪

- ♪ The roof! The roof! -[grunts]

♪ The roof is on fire! ♪

Black Knight! What are you doing?

Light! My only weakness!

Uh, besides all my other weaknesses!

-[shrieks] -[Mike grunts]

[music stops]

I told you to stay out of my way.

Once I get rid of Diego,

there will be no more villains at this school!

I'll be a hero!

[shouts] A real hero!

Dude! No!

[determined grunt]

-[gasps] -[Mike groans]

-Huh... -[Mike] Ed, stop this!

You! How do you know my name?

[Mike groans]

It was the notes, Ed.

[Mike] Who else puts stars on exclamation points?

What? That was your big clue? Come on!

[Ed grunts]

Who are you?

Huh?

[Ed] M-Mike?

[grunts] But Diego bullied you too!

[sobs] He made your life miserable!

[shouts] Why are you helping him?

[dramatic music]

Ed, ask yourself.

Is this what a hero does?

Ugh...

[Ed breathes shakily]

[sobs]

[gasps]

So, party's over?

Shh! Party's just getting started, baby!

I wanted to be a hero,

but I became the bad guy instead.

Disco Duo, return!

You take it.

You seem more like the hero than me.

-[sobs] -Huh?

[sobs] What a beautiful finale!

[all groaning]

I don't know what you just did,

but I know what I'm gonna do to you!

[groans]

[whimpers]

[men] Huh? Huh?

Listen, lady, this doesn't concern you--

-[groans] -[grunts]

-[girl grunts] -Ugh!

[groaning]

-Agh! -[girl grunts]

Ah! I'm sorry! I-I give up! I'll do whatever you want!

[whimpers]

[grunts]

[girl grumbles]

[scoffs]

["Teenage Dreaming" playing]

♪ 7 a.m., it's morning

♪ Gotta get up and ready

♪ No time to eat my breakfast The bus is here already ♪

♪ No time for fun and play Just gotta get through the day ♪

♪ But then I see you And the way seems brighter ♪

♪ Lalalala

♪ Lalalala

♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ My chin is rough And scratchy ♪

♪ Voice is getting Low and cracky ♪

♪ Friends wanna hang and party Mom and Dad said I'll be sorry ♪

♪ When did I get so cranky And what is all this acne? ♪

♪ But then you smile And it all makes sense ♪

♪ Lalalala

♪ Lalalala

♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ So don't you worry About the future ♪

♪ No need to hurry

♪ There's nothing wrong or bad With being unsure ♪

♪ So don't you worry About the future ♪

♪ You're perfect Being just the way you are ♪

♪ Do you think That she likes me? ♪

♪ I don't have The guts to ask her ♪

♪ Feel like the frog from story Oh, everyday I see her ♪

♪ Can life go back to normal? I don't really know the answer ♪

♪ This isn't like the love From romance movies ♪

♪ Teenage dreaming

♪ Teenage dreaming

♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ Even when we're old We'll just look back ♪

♪ We'll miss our teenage dreams And miss the past ♪

["We R The Heroes" playing]

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪

- ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪

♪ Everybody says we're ugly

♪ Everybody says We're tiny and shabby ♪

♪ But nobody knows We have huge passion and guts ♪

♪ And fiery heart ♪

♪ We know who we are And where we're going ♪

♪ It's time for us It's time to rush ♪

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are not cool

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪

- ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪

[upbeat disco music]

-[Disco Duo] ♪ We're funky -[Nick, Mike groan]

♪ We're chunky One time we fought a monkey! ♪

-Stop! - ♪ We're funky. We're chunky ♪

♪ One time we fought a monkey! ♪

I told you this was a bad idea. Disco Duo makes too much noise.

Hey, if you have a better way

to learn how to dance in time for the party tonight,

I'd like to hear it.

Ugh, I guess if I gotta learn,

I might as well learn from the best.

Even if the best are the disco-dancing superheroes.

No, you're not getting it!

That's why we're going to head deep

into the park and train,

not only disco, but superhero skills too.

It's all for our future!

In the instance,

the future involves hero books...

-Ah! -[gasps]

[Mike] And so you can film us

to get cheap views on your Ontube channel?

-That too! Now, let's roll! -[sighs]

[Mike] Do you think other people in town

worry about this sort of stuff?

[Nick] Pfft! No way!

Everybody else just does boring stuff.

Wait! Stop!

I, ugh...

I can't be late!

[pants] Dang it!

[pants]

Excuse me!

Ugh, ugh! Sorry! Excuse me!

[groans]

[grunts]

Good! It's still rush hour!

Hummingbird Man!

[chuckles]

Is it just me, or is it suddenly glamorous in this alley?

Haha! Just kidding! We know it's just me!

Let's make some money.

[slurps]

Mm!

I picked some flowers for you for good luck.

They're from my garden.

Not today, Mom. I have to get to the courthouse.

Something about a crazy fight at the aquarium.

When I get back, we're having a talk about the garden.

My garden?

I can't have you slip and fall out there again.

You're too old, Mom.

Nonsense! I've still got some pep in my step, you know.

We'll talk when I get home. But the garden has to go!

Oh...

[Mrs. Cubbenson hums]

[light music]

[soft chuckle]

Oh!

I'm sorry, my babies.

I don't think I can care for you right now.

But I know somebody who can!

Mr. Justice!

Greetings, citizen! What is the danger?

A bank robbery? A break-in at City Hall?

Or perhaps an exploding dam threatens

to bury the entire city underwater?

Tell me what crimes

require the mighty attention of Mr. Justice!

Can you water my plants?

Yes.

-[game announcer] You lose! -What?

You can't hack me!

You lousy lamebrain loser!

This isn't over! Let's end this...

[in Spanish] ...man-to-man!

[in English] Huh?

[laughs]

Haha! Here we go. This has got to be the place.

[gangster] Careful with those!

Do you know what I had to go through to steal this truck?

-[Timo clears throat] -Huh?

What the... A kid?

Huh?

Jackpot!

[gangsters] Hmm...

Stupid kid.

Just get out of here before something bad happens.

I'm looking for someone.

They ain't here.

Now scram before you get hurt.

-[Timo] Hmm... -Huh?

[Timo] Something tells me

that truck doesn't belong to you!

Ha! I think you read too many comic books.

[Timo] Uh, actually, I just read one.

Jelly King!

[gangster grunts]

-[gangster screams] -What's that?

Ho-ho-ho-ho!

Dr. Tennyson. We've been getting calls

from the university.

They'd like your help with a patient and--

I already told them I don't work for free.

Let me know when my first appointment arrives.

Okay.

[inhales deeply, sighs]

[patient] If only I can hear my dad one last time.

Just to know that he's proud of me. And also I--

Hmm, excuse me for just a moment.

Um, ugh, you're leaving?

-[footsteps] -In the middle of a session?

[nervous grunts]

Professor Z!

Hm!

-I have a-- -Patient. Yes.

-They have some-- -Father issues. I understand.

Hmph! Do you always have to--

Read your mind? Why not?

Hmm...

"It's incredibly annoying!" I see.

[indistinct chatter]

[man grunts]

[man] My wa...

[Hummingbird Man] Ooh! Ooh!

Oh! Um!

Oop! Tacky!

[grunts]

Mm! Very fancy!

Ugh, such a waste of my fabulous abilities!

[man] Wa...

[gasps] Ugh, what the...

Hey, where's my wallet?

[woman] My necklace, it's, it's gone!

For Justice!

[grunts]

[determined grunt]

[soft music]

-Aw! -[raccoon snarls]

-Ooh! -[raccoons growl]

-[Mr. Justice] Hmph! -[growling]

Oh, dear! The raccoons are back!

Fear not, Mrs. Cubbenson!

I shall defeat these pests in the name of honor,

truth and...

Justice!

I will never fail--

-[groans] -[raccoon grunts]

-[all snarl] -Justice...

Agh!

-For jus-- -[attacking grunt]

...tice! [grunts]

[groans]

Jus... Ugh!

[grunting]

-Agh! -[pant]

[cheerful laugh]

[Mr. Justice] Justice...

will never...

fail!

-[grunts] -[raccoons screech]

[heavy breaths]

-Evil, I have defeated you! -[grunts, pants]

In the name of Justice! Ugh!

Oh, that's wonderful, dearie!

[screaming] Run!

[gangsters whimpering]

Eat lead, you freak!

[Jelly King chuckles]

[whimpering]

-[screaming] -[Jelly King chuckles]

He-he! Now where did he get off to?

Oh, there he is!

-Jelly King! Get him! -Ugh!

-[screams] -[Jelly King grumbles]

-[groans] -[Timo] Hmm.

Why attack us? Is it the money?

Pfft. Who cares about that?

Uh, then why? Huh?

Are you FragBot78 in Dead Craft?

Uh, the video game?

-Yeah! -Thought so.

This is for cheating at the Rocket Caverns.

-And for spawn camping. -Huh?

Don't act like you don't do it!

This? You track me down. You beat up my crew.

You destroy my whole operation.

-All because of a game? -[annoyed groan]

Obvi!

[heavy breaths]

[screams]

[buzzing]

Yes, that's right. Relax!

You are under my control right now.

I can sense sadness from you.

My dad and I were never close.

He never really cared about anything or anyone but work.

Every day. Every night.

His work was the only thing that mattered.

When he passed, I...

If he could've just said

one loving word to me his entire life,

maybe I wouldn't be so angry at him after all this time.

[sobs]

Dad! [sobs]

I can feel it, your sadness...

Dad! Why didn't you love me?

[sobs]

You died all alone and me still loving you!

Oh, Daddy! Why? [sobs]

I'm sorry! [sobs]

Get a hold of yourself and see to this properly!

-[Professor Z grunts] -[gasps]

Memory Glow!

-[tinkling] -[patient sobs]

[sniffles]

[grunts]

Hm?

Ahh!

Ahh!

Here's one! A happy memory of the two of you...

together.

Your father came to your piano recital

-when you were young! -[sobs]

Yes, I remember now.

[Professor Z] He never said it, but he was always there for you!

And look, look at that proud expression!

[sobs]

[sobs] Daddy!

You did love me, after all!

[both sob]

[Dr. Tennyson sighs]

[waitress] Here.

Dance practice is the worst!

Now that we turned you into a dancer, it's time to turn you

-into a hero! -[spits] What?

-No! Come on! -Evil doesn't take a break!

-Neither can we, dude! -[sighs]

-[slurps] -Mikey! Think about it!

There could be other Readers right under our noses

and we wouldn't even know it.

Yeah!

But if they're anything like Dirk O,

I bet we could tell who they are a mile away.

-Yeah, probably. -[Hannigan] Hm!

[indistinct chatter, laughter]

New wallet?

Hmm, you could say that. [chuckles]

May I plug in my computer here?

Oh, what a nice boy you are! Of course!

[doorbell rings]

Huh?

Agh! Ugh!

This is what you wanted to show me?

A crummy milk tea shop?

-It's not "what". It's "who". -Uh?

-[quiet footsteps] -Uh-huh?

[ominous music]

[evil chuckle]

["Teenage Dreaming" playing]

♪ 7 a.m, it's morning

♪ Gotta get up and ready

♪ No time to eat my breakfast The bus is here already ♪

♪ No time for fun and play Just gotta get through the day ♪

♪ But then I see you And the way seems brighter ♪

♪ Lalalala

♪ Lalalala

♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ My chin is rough And scratchy ♪

♪ Voice is getting Low and cracky ♪

♪ Friends wanna hang and party Mom and Dad said I'll be sorry ♪

♪ When did I get so cranky And what is all this acne? ♪

♪ But then you smile And it all makes sense ♪

♪ Lalalala

♪ Lalalala

♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ So don't you worry About the future ♪

♪ No need to hurry

♪ There's nothing wrong or bad With being unsure ♪

♪ So don't you worry About the future ♪

♪ You're perfect Being just the way you are ♪

♪ Do you think That she likes me? ♪

♪ I don't have The guts to ask her ♪

♪ Feel like the frog from story Oh, everyday I see her ♪

♪ Can life go back to normal? I don't really know the answer ♪

♪ This isn't like the love From romance movies ♪

♪ Teenage dreaming

♪ Teenage dreaming

♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ Even when we're old We'll just look back ♪

♪ We'll miss our teenage dreams And miss the past ♪