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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,734 --> 00:00:01,368 ["We R The Heroes" playing] 2 00:00:02,068 --> 00:00:04,204 -♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool 3 00:00:04,304 --> 00:00:06,506 -♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪ 4 00:00:06,773 --> 00:00:08,675 - ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪ 5 00:00:08,975 --> 00:00:11,778 ♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪ 6 00:00:20,987 --> 00:00:22,856 ♪ Everybody says we're ugly 7 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:25,692 ♪ Everybody says We're tiny and shabby ♪ 8 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:29,229 ♪ But nobody knows We have huge passion and guts ♪ 9 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:31,464 ♪ And fiery heart ♪ 10 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:35,368 ♪ We know who we are And where we're going ♪ 11 00:00:35,468 --> 00:00:40,473 ♪ It's time for us It's time to rush ♪ 12 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,909 -♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are not cool 13 00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:45,478 -♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪ 14 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:47,680 - ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪ 15 00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:51,384 ♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪ 16 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,922 [Mr. Question] "51 Library"! 17 00:00:56,489 --> 00:00:59,159 A bank vault. Probably tough, right? 18 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:03,329 Wrong! Look at it! It's freaking dust! 19 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,999 Yeah, worse part is the dust gets everywhere, 20 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,568 and suddenly, it's my job to sweep it up! 21 00:01:08,668 --> 00:01:11,171 I'm a security guard! I hate doing chores! 22 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:13,740 [Mr. Question] And this butcher guy? 23 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:17,911 He got robbed of all his meat by a freaking tiger! 24 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:20,747 Honestly, I got no problem serving tigers, 25 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:23,283 but they gotta wait in line like everyone else! 26 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:27,187 [Mr. Question] What is even happening? 27 00:01:27,887 --> 00:01:30,457 If you're not demanding to know the truth 28 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:34,761 by shouting at every person you know in your entire life, 29 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:37,230 -then what are you even doing? -[Nick giggles] 30 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:41,601 Oh, man! 51 Library is right, Mikey! 31 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:44,237 They have to be talking about guys like Crying Man! 32 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:46,139 I don't know. Maybe it's all made up. 33 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,910 Made up? Uh, did you watch the video? 34 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:53,980 You know, you don't get to have three million subscribers 35 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,582 when you just make stuff up. 36 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:58,718 -Doug! My man! -Oh! Uh... 37 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:01,054 What up, Vicky? 38 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:04,257 And when we start posting videos, oh man, 39 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:06,893 just think about the money we can make, dude! 40 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,629 [Nick] Lucy! You've seen the weird stuff 41 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:11,631 going on around town, right? 42 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:13,733 Huh? 43 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:15,935 [Mike chuckles shyly] 44 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:19,472 What? Uhm, I mean I saw some stuff on the news. 45 00:02:19,572 --> 00:02:21,908 -And you saw that viral video... -Huh! 46 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,176 ...which happens to be shot 47 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:25,912 by the glamorous and talented moi! 48 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:29,415 Huh, is that the one with the hamster on the skateboard? 49 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:30,750 [Nick echoes] No. The other one. 50 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:36,089 ♪ The lights On the stage are bright ♪ 51 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:39,259 ♪ Passionate music Starts to play ♪ 52 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:42,862 ♪ I've hidden My feelings for you ♪ 53 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:45,832 ♪ It is time To show you myself ♪ 54 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:49,135 ♪ Hey you You don't have to be shy ♪ 55 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:50,270 [Lucy gasps] 56 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:52,472 ♪ Of the petals I blew to you ♪ 57 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:53,540 -[cheering] -Oh, yeah! 58 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:56,109 ♪ I'll run to you with a rose I'm flying high! ♪ 59 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:02,982 ♪ Lucy, will you marry me? 60 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:04,317 -Mike! - ♪ I, Mike ♪ 61 00:03:04,417 --> 00:03:07,654 - ♪ Will be your good... -I like you, Lucy Weller. 62 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,322 - ♪ Husband -Hmm! 63 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:10,790 [music stops] 64 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,326 Why are you winking like that? 65 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:15,061 [Mike grunts] 66 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:16,696 [Mike] Don't say anything creepy. 67 00:03:16,796 --> 00:03:18,198 Don't let her know how pretty she is 68 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:19,532 or how you want to marry her on a mountain. 69 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:22,535 It's because your hair is, um... 70 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:23,703 really ugly. 71 00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:25,805 Ugh, oh... 72 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:27,840 [indistinct chatter] 73 00:03:28,341 --> 00:03:29,342 [Nick clears throat] 74 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:32,645 [Nick] See? I'm the guy from the video! 75 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:34,414 [laughs] 76 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:36,416 You're the big guy in the cape? 77 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:39,719 Ugh, no! I'm the guy shooting the video. 78 00:03:39,819 --> 00:03:41,821 See? That's my finger! 79 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:45,658 Wow! Your finger must be so famous. C'mon, Lucy. 80 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:48,661 -[sighs] -[Mike whimpers] 81 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:52,665 -[crowd scream] -[man] Run! 82 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:56,669 Run! That lady's a freaking nutjob! 83 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:58,705 -[man pants] -[dog barks] 84 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:03,610 [man screams] 85 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:06,012 [growls] 86 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,114 [roars] 87 00:04:08,214 --> 00:04:10,950 -[man and dog whimper] -[Estelle chuckles] 88 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,720 Lucky, teach that rude, arrogant, 89 00:04:13,786 --> 00:04:15,688 smelly dog some manners! 90 00:04:15,755 --> 00:04:18,858 And I don't much care for his pet, either. 91 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,627 [huffs, roars] 92 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:22,362 [screams] 93 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,430 Zero Gravity! 94 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:26,366 -[man whimpers] -[growls angrily] 95 00:04:29,702 --> 00:04:31,037 Bad puppy! 96 00:04:31,904 --> 00:04:34,374 No biting of strangers, yes? 97 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:39,879 Oh, American chips. Sour cream and Onion! 98 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,948 What an incredible combo! 99 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,418 -[X] Ugh, run away now. -[gasps] 100 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:47,387 [man grunts] 101 00:04:48,721 --> 00:04:52,258 Put my baby down! He's a sweet boy! 102 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:55,228 It's that awful man and his mongrel that started this! 103 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,563 [X] Lady, I'm just here for the comic book. 104 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:59,832 If you hand it over now, this doesn't have to get ugly. 105 00:05:02,602 --> 00:05:07,473 Ugly! It is very bad. I do not recommend. 106 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:10,009 [suspenseful music] 107 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:14,647 Lucky, attack! 108 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:21,754 Yo, CM! Can I get a refill? 109 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:23,589 Yup! 110 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,358 [slurps] 111 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:26,859 -[Nick clears throat] -Nick? 112 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:29,295 What's that weird mustache? 113 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:32,999 Mm... What is he doing here? 114 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:38,004 Hah! I'm a helper! 115 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:41,507 He's a superhero! And you've got him doing chores? 116 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:44,444 Ugh, this is why I'm glad you have a manager. 117 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:47,113 -I have a manager? -Hmm. 118 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:48,981 [Lucky growls] 119 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:54,020 Okay, puppy. Shall we start on some obedience training, huh? 120 00:05:54,787 --> 00:05:57,557 Mighty Very Heavy Gravity! 121 00:05:58,624 --> 00:05:59,625 [Lucky grunts] 122 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:02,695 -[Gravity grunts] -[Lucky growls] 123 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:06,566 [angry growl] 124 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:08,301 [in Russian] My God! 125 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:11,037 [in English] So, you beat my gravity! 126 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:14,640 It's been long since I've met so interesting opponent. 127 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:18,511 Let us have a proper match with our fists! 128 00:06:18,578 --> 00:06:21,247 Much Lighter With The Gravity! 129 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:23,649 [X] No! Gravity! Don't! 130 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:25,651 [growls] 131 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:28,321 [Gravity grunts] 132 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,223 You are very naughty pupp... 133 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:31,324 Urgh! 134 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,863 -[Estelle whimpers] -[X grunts] 135 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:38,931 [X] That's enough out of you, Grandma! 136 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:40,700 -Lucky, return! -[Estelle] No! 137 00:06:46,105 --> 00:06:47,507 [X] Huh? 138 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,343 -[both] Huh? -[Estelle gasps] 139 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,511 [both] Get the book! 140 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:53,713 -[growls] -Heavy Gravity! 141 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:58,050 [growling] 142 00:07:00,386 --> 00:07:01,387 Whoa! 143 00:07:01,954 --> 00:07:04,590 [yells] 144 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:07,427 [both grunt in effort] 145 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:13,132 Ahem! As your manager, 146 00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:16,102 here are the results of my genius research. 147 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:17,470 Whoa! 148 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:20,273 [Nick] Only people with really great imaginations 149 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:21,808 can summon a hero. 150 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:24,310 Also, we know that when Crying Man used up 151 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:26,813 all his energy with Comicalize Attack, 152 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:28,481 Mike fainted too. 153 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:31,417 That means you guys are psychically linked 154 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:32,718 thorough imagination. 155 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:36,989 So basically, Crying Man uses your imagination energy 156 00:07:37,089 --> 00:07:39,492 when he uses his powers! 157 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:42,328 Translation? The greater the imagination, 158 00:07:42,428 --> 00:07:43,629 the greater the power! 159 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:46,432 If you use Comicalize too soon, 160 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:48,968 you run out of power before the fight is over! 161 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:51,304 And once a hero goes back into his book, 162 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:53,272 he needs time to recover. 163 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:57,243 But what if your imagination grows? 164 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,578 -Mike, If you let... -[Crying Man, Mike] Huh? 165 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:00,446 ...your imagination run wild, 166 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:02,949 think of how powerful Crying Man will be! 167 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,485 -I'mma get stronger? Cool! -Uh... 168 00:08:06,085 --> 00:08:08,454 So, let's talk step one. 169 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:11,791 Get ready 'cause here it is! 170 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,527 -Wow! It's, it's... -Huh? 171 00:08:18,931 --> 00:08:20,266 [Mike whimpers] 172 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,501 [Crying Man, Nick] Wow! 173 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:25,605 -Introducing Super Awesome Man! -[Crying Man laughs] 174 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:26,973 This is awful! 175 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:29,475 Wait! Now say the catchphrase. 176 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:31,344 [Crying Man] Mm! 177 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:32,445 [sighs] 178 00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:37,116 Fighting crime is super awesome. 179 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:40,486 -What a performance! Bravo! -[Nick] Mm. Mm-hm. 180 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:41,721 I can see it now, 181 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:44,156 "Super Awesome Man and Crying Man, 182 00:08:44,223 --> 00:08:46,225 -Champions of justice!" -[Mike whimpers] 183 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:49,195 [gasps] Sad sense. 184 00:08:49,295 --> 00:08:50,696 Someone needs help! 185 00:08:50,796 --> 00:08:51,964 -[Nick] Perfect! -Huh? 186 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:55,067 You guys get down there. I'll get the video 187 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:58,004 and we'll be raking in the cash money! 188 00:08:58,070 --> 00:09:00,072 -Okay! Let's go! -No way! I'm not going out there 189 00:09:00,172 --> 00:09:01,474 -dressed like this! -Uh... 190 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,410 Mike, do you want to be a poor-broke-nobody 191 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:05,645 all your life? 192 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,813 I'm not a poor-broke-nobody! 193 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,715 Yeah, sure. Don't you notice 194 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:12,084 how much your mom is struggling to get by? 195 00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:13,853 She can use some help! 196 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,722 I mean, ever since your dad left... Oh! 197 00:09:16,822 --> 00:09:18,858 -[Crying Man gasps nervously] -I'm sorry! 198 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:20,660 Hmm. No, I get it. 199 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,195 Maybe you should just leave, too! 200 00:09:25,264 --> 00:09:27,099 [in Russian] Ugh, my God... 201 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:28,668 [in English] I'm out of shape. 202 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:32,171 I need to make with new plan. Huh? 203 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:35,274 [Lucky growls] 204 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:38,678 [effort grunts] Zero Gravity! 205 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:41,881 -Hmm! -[Lucky grunts] 206 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:43,749 Huh? 207 00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:49,622 Lucky! Quit being a silly-billy gumdrop! 208 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:51,057 Doggy Paddle! 209 00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:53,092 -Huh? -[Lucky grunts] 210 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:56,562 [pants] 211 00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:01,100 Good boy! That's Mama's good boy! 212 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,036 [X] Gravity! Use Hi-Force Fives! 213 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,272 [in Russian] Oh! Got it! 214 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:08,374 [grunts] 215 00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:10,376 [Lucky pants] 216 00:10:13,412 --> 00:10:15,247 [Gravity in English] Ha! Silly doggo! 217 00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:18,317 I have survived in vacuum of space! 218 00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:20,553 I'm nimble like fox in zero gra... 219 00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:24,890 [whimpers] 220 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:28,394 [sighs] Why did I bring up his dad? 221 00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:31,897 -It's just business. -[phone dings] 222 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:32,965 Hmm? 223 00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:35,234 Huh? 224 00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:38,504 Uh-hmm! 225 00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:40,973 [pants] 226 00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:44,110 Good boy! Who's a good boy? 227 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:49,081 Oh-ho! You did not think you would escape so easily, yes? 228 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:50,750 [Gravity grunts] 229 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,854 Gravity Gyro-Drop! 230 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,457 -[Lucky yelps] -How do you like fighting me? 231 00:10:58,524 --> 00:11:01,627 You could say it has its "Ups and Downs!" 232 00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:03,529 Haha! I make joke! 233 00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:05,197 Hehe! It's good to laugh. 234 00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:08,467 [grunts] Hah! 235 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:12,104 Comicalize! Lucky, Pump Up! 236 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,439 -[Lucky grunts] -[Gravity gasps] 237 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:16,876 Uh-oh... 238 00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:20,046 [growls] 239 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:22,114 [roars] 240 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:24,050 [Gravity grunts] 241 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:29,155 [grunting, screaming] 242 00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:35,728 -Agh! You are tough puppy! -[growls] 243 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:37,196 Strong like wolf. 244 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:42,368 [X] Gravity, Comicalize! Infinity Drill Moon Step! 245 00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:45,371 [Gravity grunts with power] 246 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:47,139 [yells] 247 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,843 [grunting] 248 00:11:53,679 --> 00:11:56,082 [Gravity] 100 times gravity! 249 00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:58,484 Infinity Drill Moon Step! 250 00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:00,720 [Lucky grunts] 251 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:03,723 [shouts] No! 252 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,859 [fanfare music] 253 00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:23,175 [X] These books don't belong with somebody like you. 254 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:27,413 Hah! Flawless victory! [laughs] 255 00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:30,616 [doorbell rings] 256 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,052 Oh! 257 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:36,288 Uh, am I at the right place? 258 00:12:36,388 --> 00:12:38,457 I'm here to see, uh... 259 00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:39,558 Dirk? 260 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:44,864 Dirk! One of your little Internet friends is here! 261 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:48,734 -Hmm? Mom! I got it! -Oh, oh, oh, oh. 262 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:50,302 Go watch your stories. 263 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,606 Come on in. 264 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:55,641 Mm, uh... 265 00:12:55,741 --> 00:12:57,476 [creaking] 266 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,448 Err, you know what? 267 00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:04,717 Um, this is looking a little sketchy. 268 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,285 So maybe I should... 269 00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:07,753 You can't go! 270 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:11,624 You just got here. Isn't that right, Mummy Girl? 271 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,831 [ominous music] 272 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,902 [whimpers, screams] 273 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:25,404 Hmm... 274 00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:27,406 [evil chuckle] 275 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:32,511 ["Teenage Dreaming" playing] 276 00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:42,788 ♪ 7 a.m, it's morning 277 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,957 ♪ Gotta get up and ready ♪ 278 00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:49,762 ♪ No time to eat my breakfast The bus is here already ♪ 279 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:54,834 ♪ No time for fun and play Just gotta get through the day ♪ 280 00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:59,638 ♪ But then I see you And the way seems brighter ♪ 281 00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:03,008 ♪ Lalalala 282 00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:08,113 ♪ Lalalala 283 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:12,985 ♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪ 284 00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:18,190 ♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪ 285 00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,027 ♪ My chin is rough And scratchy ♪ 286 00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:24,363 ♪ Voice is getting Low and cracky ♪ 287 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:29,335 ♪ Friends wanna hang and party Mom and Dad said I'll be sorry ♪ 288 00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:34,373 ♪ When did I get so cranky And what is all this acne? ♪ 289 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:39,144 ♪ But then you smile And it all makes sense ♪ 290 00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:42,581 ♪ Lalalala 291 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:47,519 ♪ Lalalala 292 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:52,558 ♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪ 293 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:57,663 ♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪ 294 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:02,001 ♪ So don't you worry About the future ♪ 295 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:04,603 ♪ No need to hurry 296 00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:09,708 ♪ There's nothing wrong or bad With being unsure ♪ 297 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:14,513 ♪ So don't you worry About the future ♪ 298 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:19,451 ♪ You're perfect Being just the way you are ♪ 299 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,420 ♪ Do you think That she likes me? ♪ 300 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,889 ♪ I don't have The guts to ask her ♪ 301 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:28,761 ♪ Feel like the frog from story Oh, everyday I see her ♪ 302 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:33,766 ♪ Can life go back to normal? I don't really know the answer ♪ 303 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:38,904 ♪ This isn't like the love From romance movies ♪ 304 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:42,241 ♪ Teenage dreaming ♪ 305 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,979 ♪ Teenage dreaming 306 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:51,817 ♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪ 307 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:56,889 ♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪ 308 00:15:57,656 --> 00:16:01,727 ♪ Even when we're old We'll just look back ♪ 309 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:07,266 ♪ We'll miss our teenage dreams And miss the past ♪ 310 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,277 ["We R The Heroes" playing] 311 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:20,512 -♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are not cool ♪ 312 00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:23,415 -♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪ 313 00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,818 - ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪ 314 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,687 ♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪ 315 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,832 ♪ Everybody says we're ugly 316 00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,668 ♪ Everybody says We're tiny and shabby ♪ 317 00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:46,205 ♪ But nobody knows We have huge passion and guts ♪ 318 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,507 ♪ And fiery heart ♪ 319 00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:52,344 ♪ We know who we are And where we're going ♪ 320 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:57,182 ♪ It's time for us It's time to rush ♪ 321 00:16:57,983 --> 00:16:59,852 -♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool 322 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,287 -♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪ 323 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,623 - ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪ 324 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:08,327 ♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪ 325 00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:12,064 [ominous music] 326 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,233 -[Nick grunting] -[Dirk O] I heard you said 327 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,568 that he was your friend from the video! 328 00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,838 So call this jerk friend of yours and make him 329 00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,540 -bring me the comic book. -Huh? 330 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,309 Do that, then I'll let you go. 331 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,377 Easy as pie. 332 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:28,547 Which friend? I happened to be very popular. 333 00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:30,749 The whole world is my BFF! 334 00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:32,885 Also, your basement is disgusting. 335 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,553 Look at this place. It's a mess! 336 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,890 [sighs] Enough! Call him now. 337 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:41,193 [frustrated groan] For the last time, 338 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,562 I don't know! 339 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:47,866 Well, maybe I may not be able to get you to talk, 340 00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:50,202 but my friend can. 341 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,738 Isn't that right, Mummy Girl? 342 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,708 [ominous music] 343 00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:59,378 I'm the daughter of the almighty Pharaoh. 344 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,380 I can make anybody talk. 345 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:05,784 Now, c'mon, lady. Let's not do anything too... 346 00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:07,453 [grunts] ...hasty! 347 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,890 [wailing] 348 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,360 You gotta call Nick and make up! 349 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,263 [wailing continues] He's your best friend! 350 00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:19,698 [sighs] 351 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:25,137 Only best friends ride the Toaster Coaster together! 352 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:27,706 Everybody knows that! 353 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,241 [wailing] 354 00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,910 Nick is officially my ex-best friend! 355 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:33,412 You heard what he said to me! 356 00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:37,316 Oh, but, but, but... but he didn't mean it! 357 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:40,619 He just thought you could be a hero! 358 00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:44,089 Well, I'm not! And if that's the way you think, 359 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,624 maybe you should just, uh... 360 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,759 -[whimpers] -Crying Man, return. 361 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:53,799 [sighs] 362 00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:55,134 Hmm... 363 00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:59,805 So, you still won't talk? 364 00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:03,575 I already said no! 365 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,744 I feel like we're going in circles! 366 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,247 [Nick grunting] 367 00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:11,683 [retches] I might puke. 368 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,653 Darn it, this isn't working. 369 00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:16,588 And if he hurls chunks down here, 370 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,257 Mom's gonna make me clean it up. 371 00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:23,262 It's time for Plan B. 372 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:27,666 [Nick grunts] This is the exact same plan! 373 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,603 Yeah, but I put a tarp on the floor so if you barf, 374 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:32,871 -it'll be easy to clean! -[Nick whimpers] 375 00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:35,874 -[Dirk O laughs] -[groaning] 376 00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:41,780 -[upbeat music playing] -[indistinct chatter] 377 00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:45,717 [man] Dude, you're my best friend! 378 00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:47,719 Thanks for coming shopping with me! 379 00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:50,522 Hey, now, best friends stick together, no matter what! 380 00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:52,191 -Hey! -I'd like to order 381 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:55,561 one best friend burger for my best friend! 382 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:57,396 -[both] Besties! -[Mike sighs] 383 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:01,700 [Mike groans] 384 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,803 [Mike] Okay! I get it! Jeez! 385 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:05,871 [phone chimes] 386 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:07,706 Huh? Uh... [sighs] 387 00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:09,541 Probably something dumb. 388 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,009 [chimes] 389 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,378 [sighs] 390 00:20:13,645 --> 00:20:17,182 This video is for the Other Comic Book Fan. 391 00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:21,553 Bring your Crying Man comic to the following address 392 00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:24,423 and no harm will come to me. 393 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:26,058 Also... [frustrated grunt] 394 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,527 Dude, I can't even read this! 395 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,329 [Dirk O on video] It says "tell no one!" 396 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:33,232 You're posting this online. You're telling everyone! 397 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:35,267 [Dirk O] No, just shut up! That's it! Video over! 398 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,568 Help me! 399 00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:41,840 [gasps, grunts] 400 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,277 [action music] 401 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,716 Oh! Dirk has lots of friends 402 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:51,917 -coming over today! -[clears throat] 403 00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:53,585 -[Dirk O's mom] Come in! -[awkward chuckle] 404 00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:57,289 Okay! Now, it's starting to hurt! 405 00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:59,758 Oh, my sincerest apologies. 406 00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:02,728 But you truly and utterly leave me no choice. 407 00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:03,895 [groans in pain] 408 00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:05,397 -[Mike] Stop right there! -Huh? 409 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,032 Argh! [grunts] 410 00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:09,067 [grunts] Hmm. 411 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,375 [Mike] He's got a hero too? [gasps] 412 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:19,044 Ah! You're wearing the costume! 413 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,312 Looking... [groans] 414 00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,547 -...fly! -This? 415 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,483 This guy is your friend? [chuckles] 416 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:25,584 What do they call you? 417 00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:28,120 Weird Spandex Boy? [chuckles] 418 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,756 I mean, they call me, uh... 419 00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:33,292 a very superhero name. 420 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:36,228 One that strikes fear into the, uh... 421 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,263 brains of evil-doers everywhere. 422 00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:41,233 [sighs] And that name is... 423 00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:44,002 uh... Super Awesome Man. 424 00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:45,470 Super Awesome Man? 425 00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:47,339 Oh, cool name! I haven't heard of you. 426 00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:49,007 That's your problem. 427 00:21:49,107 --> 00:21:51,743 -Now let my friend-- -[Nick] Business manager! 428 00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:55,681 My friend and business manager go. 429 00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:58,784 Well, Mr. Super Awesome Man. 430 00:21:58,850 --> 00:22:01,653 I have an offer that you cannot refuse. 431 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:04,489 [Dirk O] Behold... the pamphlet. 432 00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:06,792 [suspenseful music] 433 00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:08,593 "The Council of Comics"? 434 00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:10,796 "Skull Crusher"? 435 00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:14,166 "King Blockbuster, Hot Button 81"? 436 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:16,968 We're a group of comic book fans like you, 437 00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:19,338 putting our "heroes" to work for us! 438 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,207 Sorry, but I work alone. 439 00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:27,145 I mean, I only work with my business manager. 440 00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:28,280 Just the two of us. 441 00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:30,315 Now, let him go! 442 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:33,518 Really? Then that's too bad! 443 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,887 Mummy Girl, attack! 444 00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:38,790 [Mike] Crying Man! 445 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,792 [upbeat action music] 446 00:22:42,227 --> 00:22:43,695 [Mike sighs] 447 00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:45,163 Ooh! 448 00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:48,033 -Ah! -Ah! You're okay! 449 00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:51,136 I was so worried about you, but Mike-- 450 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,204 [Mike clears throat] 451 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:54,072 Secret identities. 452 00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:57,843 Oh-ho-ho! I see. Very clever! 453 00:22:57,909 --> 00:23:00,245 And you know, nothing ever gets past me and-- 454 00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:02,547 -[grunts, groans] -[gasps] 455 00:23:02,647 --> 00:23:04,249 [grunting] 456 00:23:06,017 --> 00:23:09,020 I love a good superhero fight! 457 00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:10,222 -[grunts] -Like this? 458 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:12,891 [Crying Man] Ugh, nope, I mean... 459 00:23:12,991 --> 00:23:14,259 -Tear Blast! -[Mummy Girl yelps] 460 00:23:15,093 --> 00:23:16,728 -[Mummy Girl] Not in the face! -[Nick groans] 461 00:23:17,729 --> 00:23:20,532 [chuckles] Crying Man, ay? 462 00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:24,169 Mummy Girl! Give him a tissue. 463 00:23:26,104 --> 00:23:27,939 [Mummy Girl] Bandage Mace! 464 00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:29,241 [effort grunt] 465 00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:30,575 Hmm! Huh? 466 00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:33,178 [Dirk O] Argh! Careful, you're breaking my stuff! 467 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:34,780 [grunts] 468 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,551 [whimpers] 469 00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:41,887 [grunting] 470 00:23:43,288 --> 00:23:44,423 [yelps, grunts] 471 00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:46,425 Oh, man! The most awesome fight I've ever seen 472 00:23:46,525 --> 00:23:48,126 and nobody is filming it! 473 00:23:48,226 --> 00:23:49,261 Where is my phone? 474 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:52,631 -Huh? Hmm. -Don't worry! I got this! 475 00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:55,534 Dude! You're wearing my costume! 476 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,637 Aw, this is so great! I knew you loved it! 477 00:23:58,737 --> 00:24:01,573 A-and also about the dad thing... 478 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,442 That's fine. Let's get out of here! 479 00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:04,743 -Mm. -[both] Huh? 480 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,478 [buzzing] 481 00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:10,715 This is a one-of-a-kind collectible! 482 00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:13,819 And you made me take it out of the box! 483 00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:16,621 -[both grunting] -[suspenseful music] 484 00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:18,156 -[grunts] -[both gasp] 485 00:24:18,256 --> 00:24:19,891 -[Mummy Girl grunts] -Tear Split! 486 00:24:21,726 --> 00:24:25,096 Argh! Such an annoying cry baby! 487 00:24:25,163 --> 00:24:26,331 -[grunts] -[whimpers] 488 00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:32,103 Crying Man! Use Tsunami Tears! 489 00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:33,472 -[yelps] -[Dirk O] Get over here! 490 00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:37,175 Ugh, I can't! I don't have enough sadness! 491 00:24:37,275 --> 00:24:39,478 I'm so glad that you guys made up... 492 00:24:39,578 --> 00:24:41,847 [both scream in slow motion] 493 00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:44,816 Curse our wonderful friendship! Hmm? 494 00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:47,152 [both grunting] 495 00:24:48,353 --> 00:24:50,989 -Give me that book! -[Mike grunts] 496 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,024 Huh? 497 00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:56,695 -Mike! The action figure! -Huh? 498 00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:58,463 -Glass Jaw Gary! -Oh! 499 00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:00,332 Don't you dare! 500 00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:02,300 That's not fair! 501 00:25:04,102 --> 00:25:08,807 Surrender! Or else, say "adios" to Glass Jaw Gary! 502 00:25:09,374 --> 00:25:11,877 Stop it! Do you know how much he's worth? 503 00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:13,545 Give him to me! 504 00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:16,648 [both grunt] 505 00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:21,653 No! [pants, grunts] 506 00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:29,127 [shouts in slow motion] Gary! 507 00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:31,129 [voice echoing] 508 00:25:32,397 --> 00:25:34,332 [grunts, sighs] 509 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,868 [Crying Man, Nick and Mike gasp] 510 00:25:36,968 --> 00:25:38,737 [Dirk O laughs] 511 00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:41,740 Yes! I caught it! I... 512 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,708 Who wants lemon squares? 513 00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:47,379 Huh? 514 00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:49,915 [in annoyed voice] No! 515 00:25:50,015 --> 00:25:52,817 No! No! No! 516 00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:55,520 -Oh? Ooh! -[Dirk O] You! 517 00:25:55,587 --> 00:25:58,523 Why do you always have to ruin everything? 518 00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:00,725 -Look what you did! -[gasps] 519 00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:04,095 -[sobbing] -[somber music] 520 00:26:07,365 --> 00:26:09,534 Huh! [angry grunt] 521 00:26:09,601 --> 00:26:12,103 [sobs] Precious lemon squares 522 00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:13,705 -baked by mom... -[steam hissing] 523 00:26:13,772 --> 00:26:15,540 -Crying Man! Be careful! -[hissing continues] 524 00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:17,542 It looks like you're about to... 525 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:23,515 Why, you worthless, lazy, good-for-nothing son! 526 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,550 [hissing intensifies] 527 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,925 [groans] 528 00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:37,963 You did it, dude. You did it! 529 00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,198 [screams] 530 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:43,969 I tried to be nice. I tried to be cool. 531 00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:46,638 Mummy Girl, end this. 532 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,773 With pleasure! 533 00:26:48,873 --> 00:26:50,709 [suspenseful music] 534 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,444 [Mike groans, gasps] 535 00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:55,647 Crying Man! Crying Man! Where are you? 536 00:26:55,747 --> 00:26:57,716 I need you, Crying Man! 537 00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:59,451 He's out of power, you fool. 538 00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:03,321 You can't call him right away. As you said, adios! 539 00:27:04,422 --> 00:27:07,292 -[grunts] -[whimpers, gasps] 540 00:27:07,392 --> 00:27:09,794 -[shouts] -Ugh, Black Knight! 541 00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:12,263 Huh? 542 00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:14,399 [intense action music] 543 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:15,900 [grunts] 544 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:17,168 - ♪ Black Knight -Huh? 545 00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:20,605 Oh, guess I changed teams. 546 00:27:20,672 --> 00:27:23,775 I mean, I can do that because I'm so cool and moody. 547 00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:27,112 What are you doing? That's my comic book! 548 00:27:27,178 --> 00:27:30,415 [grunts] Sorry, dorko! I just read it! 549 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:33,284 Hey, there! How'd you like to spend some time 550 00:27:33,351 --> 00:27:35,320 with a real hero? 551 00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:36,955 Hmm! Hmm! 552 00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:38,156 -Love to. -[Black Knight] Hmm? 553 00:27:38,256 --> 00:27:39,858 Let me know when one shows up. 554 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:41,092 [both grunt] 555 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:43,094 -[Black Knight] Ouch! Argh! Ooh! -[grunts] 556 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:45,630 [Black Knight] Oops! So very gross! Owl Wing! 557 00:27:46,598 --> 00:27:48,466 Huh? [groans] 558 00:27:49,034 --> 00:27:50,035 You owl creep! 559 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:51,970 Enough playing around! 560 00:27:54,205 --> 00:27:55,440 Mummy Girl! 561 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:58,810 Comicalize: Jewel Of The Nile attack! 562 00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:00,879 [dark suspenseful music] 563 00:28:02,113 --> 00:28:06,384 Jewel Of The Nile! 564 00:28:06,484 --> 00:28:08,353 [grunts] 565 00:28:08,453 --> 00:28:09,788 [Black Knight groans] 566 00:28:11,222 --> 00:28:12,957 [groans in pain] 567 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:15,293 [exhausted groan] 568 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,363 This is no match for someone as buff and cool as me. 569 00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:20,665 Right, uh, Mr. Weird Spandex Boy? 570 00:28:20,732 --> 00:28:22,967 -Uh... yeah, uh, hang on! -[Black Knight grunting] 571 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,672 Comicalize: Knight Fall! 572 00:28:27,739 --> 00:28:29,541 Knight Fall! 573 00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:31,576 [grunts] 574 00:28:31,676 --> 00:28:36,514 [shrieking] 575 00:28:38,817 --> 00:28:44,022 [hooting] 576 00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:46,224 [upbeat music] 577 00:28:46,324 --> 00:28:47,425 ♪ Black Knight ♪ 578 00:28:49,694 --> 00:28:50,695 [Mummy Girl grunts] 579 00:28:53,598 --> 00:28:56,601 [Mummy Girl] No! My bandages! [groans] 580 00:28:57,202 --> 00:28:58,536 [Dirk O groans] 581 00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:01,072 [Black Knight grunts] 582 00:29:01,172 --> 00:29:02,440 [Mike sighs] 583 00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:03,541 [Black Knight grunts] 584 00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:07,112 -[blows air] -[Mike groans] 585 00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:08,680 [Black Knight chuckles] 586 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:10,682 [crickets chirping] 587 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:16,254 -[Mike groans] -Is Dirk O okay? 588 00:29:16,354 --> 00:29:18,123 His hero went back into the book. 589 00:29:18,223 --> 00:29:19,891 He should be down for a few. 590 00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:21,526 -Let's go home. -Mm-hm. 591 00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:26,030 [Nick] Yeah, but first... some reading for later. 592 00:29:26,531 --> 00:29:27,866 [Nick chuckles] You know, 593 00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:29,734 despite all that torture, 594 00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:31,870 I think Mummy Girl was starting to like me. 595 00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:32,937 -[Mike] Sure she was, Nick. -[Nick chuckles] 596 00:29:33,037 --> 00:29:35,073 [groaning] 597 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:36,808 [yelps] 598 00:29:39,043 --> 00:29:40,044 Ouch! 599 00:29:40,245 --> 00:29:42,981 I think it's time you moved into your own place. 600 00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:45,650 [growls] 601 00:29:48,086 --> 00:29:49,821 Huh? [grunts] 602 00:29:51,256 --> 00:29:52,257 [growls] 603 00:29:54,058 --> 00:29:55,960 [angry grunt] 604 00:29:57,762 --> 00:29:59,631 [Dirk O chuckles evilly] 605 00:30:00,498 --> 00:30:02,600 [Dirk O] To be continued... 606 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,442 ["Teenage Dreaming" playing] 607 00:30:19,350 --> 00:30:21,686 ♪ 7 a.m., it's morning 608 00:30:21,786 --> 00:30:23,688 ♪ Gotta get up and ready ♪ 609 00:30:24,355 --> 00:30:28,760 ♪ No time to eat my breakfast The bus is here already ♪ 610 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:33,665 ♪ No time for fun and play Just gotta get through the day ♪ 611 00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:38,503 ♪ But then I see you And the way seems brighter ♪ 612 00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:41,940 ♪ Lalalala 613 00:30:43,975 --> 00:30:46,711 ♪ Lalalala 614 00:30:47,712 --> 00:30:52,016 ♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪ 615 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:57,155 ♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪ 616 00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:01,125 ♪ My chin is rough And scratchy ♪ 617 00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:03,328 ♪ Voice is getting Low and cracky ♪ 618 00:31:03,895 --> 00:31:08,366 ♪ Friends wanna hang and party Mom and Dad said I'll be sorry ♪ 619 00:31:08,967 --> 00:31:13,371 ♪ When did I get so cranky And what is all this acne? ♪ 620 00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:18,042 ♪ But then you smile And it all makes sense ♪ 621 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:21,679 ♪ Lalalala 622 00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:26,751 ♪ Lalalala 623 00:31:27,318 --> 00:31:31,489 ♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪ 624 00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:36,861 ♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪ 625 00:31:36,928 --> 00:31:41,199 ♪ So don't you worry About the future ♪ 626 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,668 ♪ No need to hurry 627 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:48,773 ♪ There's nothing wrong or bad With being unsure ♪ 628 00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:53,511 ♪ So don't you worry About the future ♪ 629 00:31:54,212 --> 00:31:58,683 ♪ You're perfect Being just the way you are ♪ 630 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,418 ♪ Do you think That she likes me? ♪ 631 00:32:00,518 --> 00:32:02,787 ♪ I don't have The guts to ask her ♪ 632 00:32:03,388 --> 00:32:07,792 ♪ Feel like the frog from story Oh, everyday I see her ♪ 633 00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:12,630 ♪ Can life go back to normal? I don't really know the answer ♪ 634 00:32:13,398 --> 00:32:17,936 ♪ This isn't like the love From romance movies ♪ 635 00:32:18,036 --> 00:32:21,239 ♪ Teenage dreaming ♪ 636 00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:26,077 ♪ Teenage dreaming 637 00:32:26,644 --> 00:32:30,882 ♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪ 638 00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:35,987 ♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪ 639 00:32:36,554 --> 00:32:40,758 ♪ Even when we're old We'll just look back ♪ 640 00:32:41,326 --> 00:32:46,164 ♪ We'll miss our teenage dreams And miss the past ♪ 44333

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