Original subtitles

["We R The Heroes" playing]

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪

- ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪

♪ Everybody says we're ugly

♪ Everybody says We're tiny and shabby ♪

♪ But nobody knows We have huge passion and guts ♪

♪ And fiery heart ♪

♪ We know who we are And where we're going ♪

♪ It's time for us It's time to rush ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪

- ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪

[snoring]

[suspenseful music]

-Colton! -[gasps, grunting]

Chief? Did a Reader appear?

I don't wanna hear about those Readers again.

But not all Readers are bad guys.

I mean, they help people, have fans...

like the Justice Boosters.

The Justice Boosters are aiding and abetting criminals,

which makes them...

Uh... Hmm? [soft grunt]

Hmm?

[sighs] Also criminals.

Exactly.

Now, one of your precious Readers

is robbing a bank downtown.

I need you on the scene now! Go, go, go!

Yes, sir, Chief, sir!

[grunts] Thank you, Chief!

-[Colton chomps, munching] -[both chuckle]

[evil laughter]

[Colton] Freeze!

[suspenseful music]

My goodness! Money's stealing money!

Ah, the police. How about we play a little game?

Hooray! Games!

Heads, you live. Tails, you die!

Uh, how about we play checkers instead?

Nobody dies and it's easy to do in a jail cell!

[25 Cent chuckles]

-[25 Cent] Flip! -[both] Whoa!

[both exclaim]

Oh.

-[25 Cent chuckles] -[citizen] Come on!

Hey, that's cheating!

Blow them away.

[25 Cent] Eat copper, coppers!

[25 Cent chuckles]

[officers grunting]

[25 Cent chuckles, grunts]

[grunts]

[Colton] Watch out! [whimpers]

[25 Cent laughing]

[Colton panting, grunting]

[25 Cent laughing]

[25 Cent] Here's your change, sir!

[Colton exclaims, whimpers]

[panicked exclaim]

[laughing, grunts]

A penny for your thoughts.

-[25 Cent laughs] -[officers yelp]

[25 Cent laughing]

Cash is king!

Hey! Stop making other Readers look bad!

[Colton groans] I could use a hero right now.

[revving]

Huh?

-[Colton] Oh! -[upbeat music]

[exclaims in slow motion]

[tires screeching]

-Hmm. -[Colton] Huh?

-[Skull Crusher] Money problems? -Huh?

[Skull Crusher] 25 Cent, huh?

Is that the name or the price?

Uh, lady, this isn't really a good time...

-Hmph. -Uh...

25 Cent, knock some sense into her!

[chuckles] Okay.

[25 Cent grunts]

-[crowd exclaiming in fear] -[25 Cent grunting]

-[Colton grunts] -Hairy Harry!

[Hairy Harry] Salutations, all you groovy people.

-[25 Cent] Hiyah. -[grunts]

[Hairy Harry] Whoa, whoa. Not cool, broseph.

Violence is never the answer.

[25 Cent grunting]

[Hairy Harry] What's so wrong about peace,

love and understanding, man?

-[25 Cent grunts] -[Hairy Harry grunts]

-[Colton] Huh? -[annoyed grunt]

[25 Cent grunting]

[25 Cent] No quarter! [laughing]

[Hairy Harry] Let the love in.

[25 Cent] Screw!

Comicalize: Free Hug Party!

[Hairy Harry] The power of love, baby.

[25 Cent groans] Get a haircut!

[soft groan]

[ethereal music]

[officers] Huh?

[whimpers, grunts]

Good night, Mommy.

[Hairy Harry chuckling]

[soft grunt]

-Huh? -[siren wailing]

Agh, darn it! They got away!

Well, not all of 'em.

[Colton chuckles]

Huh?

[Colton] This... this is...

It's new comic day, boys. Hmm.

One hero closer to finally getting Dirk O's revenge!

-[Aisha] Daddy. -[all gasp]

Are you still playing house with your friends?

Uh, Aisha, uh,

Daddy is in a very important business meeting right now.

-[awkward chuckle] -[Aisha] Hmm?

Uh... Hi, Aisha. [awkward chuckle]

[sighs] Daddy...

is this really a business meeting?

Can you swear to Mom in heaven?

Uh, um...

Fine. But we're gonna have a talk later.

-Hmph! -[all chuckle nervously]

-I'm watching you! -[Papa Princess] Uh-huh.

[Papa Princess chuckles]

[all sigh in relief]

Does this really have to be our hideout?

You all live with your parents!

So what other options do we have?

Have faith! Once we collect enough Hero Books,

we will finally have Dirk O's revenge.

-And we'll create a Nerd Utopia! -[men] Yeah!

Dawn is coming!

[men] Dawn is coming!

[Mike] I wonder why Lucy suddenly invited us

to her fancy house.

Who cares why? This is your chance

to get closer to Lucy, Mike!

[Nick] Hmm?

Uh, do you think these flowers are too much?

Ha! Mikey, that's the bare minimum!

Now! Pretend I'm Lucy and give them to me.

[imitates girl's voice] Mm...

Um...

-Here! -Huh?

[in normal voice] Oh, Mikey!

Put some heart into it!

-Like this. -[Mike] Uh?

-Hi. -[Mike and Nick] Huh?

Um... what are you doing?

[Mike] Uh... [groans]

[blows raspberries] Ignore that.

We were just... Krumping?

[groans]

[Lucy] Thanks, Mike.

These flowers will look lovely

-in my greenhouse. -[Mike] Cool!

Huh. You've... got your own greenhouse?

Huh?

[Lucy] Oh, that's my father's portrait.

Uh... [gulps]

Your dad looks, uh...

nice.

[tense music]

[whimpers, gulps]

-[car trunk clanks] -[groans]

-[Mike] Huh? -[annoyed grunt]

[nervous chuckle] Hi, Lucy.

An unworthy peasant like you dares to date my daughter?

[screams] No!

-[Nick] Hmm... -Uh...

So, you're not gonna come in?

Uh... what I meant to say was, uh,

"No... way I'll pass that up!" [awkward chuckle]

Uh, sure. [soft chuckle]

Smooth.

[sighs]

[Lucy] Oh, chill here for a sec.

I'm just gonna give these flowers to our botanist.

So... this is the room of a female girl, huh?

[gasps] Ooh! Check it out!!

The fragrance of Lucy

[imitates girl's voice] Ooh! Mikey, I love you!

-[smooching] -[Mike] Don't! Stop!

-Come on, it's not funny, Nick! -[Nick laughs]

-[Mike] Stop it! Could you... -Uh...

[in normal voice] Oh, sorry. Mike farted,

like, a bunch, so I'm just...

No! I did not! He's joking!

[deep sigh]

-[annoyed grunt] -[awkward chuckle]

[Mike] Hmm?

[Lucy] I was looking through the things

Uncle Scott left behind.

I haven't found any clues yet,

but maybe if we look together, we'll find something.

Uh... Yeah! I mean, we'll help! Yeah.

I think we should call in some reinforcements.

Who?

Aw! Old photos! Precious memories!

In my motherland, we used to burn such things to keep warm.

[Nick groans] Can we at least order some food?

I'm starving!

Huh. Well, he's got a bunch of old coupons,

maybe they're still good.

"Dizzy Donut"?

[grunts] Never heard of it.

Dizzy Donut?

Oh, that takes me back!

There's one in my comic!

Da! In my comic as well.

I enjoyed the eating of "Donuts" who are "Dizzy"!

-[Gravity chuckles] -Hmm... Huh!

Crying Man, where does Dizzy Donut show up?

[Crying Man] Huh? Oh, well, um... here.

[Mike] And Gravity?

Bottom of the right corner on page 13!

[Lucy] What are you looking for?

Huh. Look! Page 12. Dizzy Donut.

[Mike] Page 15. Dizzy Donut. Page 13. Dizzy Donut.

Dizzy Donut is drawn in all of Scott's Hero Books!

[Nick] Hmm...

Whoa! Dizzy Donut! It's a real store downtown.

It must have meant a lot to Uncle Scott, right?

Maybe we can find out more about him there!

Come on! Let's go to Dizzy Donut!

Yeah. [laughing]

-Uh, one problemo, my friends! -[all] Huh?

Dizzy Donut has been closed for years!

[little girl] Daddy, Daddy, you promised...

[Mr. Question] Listen carefully, dear questioners!

Through my own genius and many hours on Underwiki,

I've figured out a crucial secret

about the Hero Books and Scott!

What's the secret, you say? [laughs]

Well, all right, I'll tell you.

While I was trying to track down Scott,

I discovered the existence

of an incredibly confidential, super-secret agency!

Their mission is to find people with special... strength.

They've been doing this for years,

even before the Hero Books and Scott.

I wish I could tell you more,

but I would need more evidence first.

Through my superior critical thinking,

I will unravel the secret to Scott,

Hero Books and this shadowy organization.

And I can do that easier

if you support me with... donation.

Don't forget to like and subscribe

and share with your friends who aren't sheeple!

But lastly, stay vigilant!

They could be hiding among us!

[Mr. Question laughs]

[intense classical music]

[lift rumbles]

[lift clanks]

Uh-huh. Yeah, okay.

-Hey, see you tomorrow. -[Amelie] Good night, John.

[music continues]

Almond milk decaf latte, no foam, scalding hot.

Ah. Perfect, Amelie.

Will he be okay?

He's been in there two hours already.

-[Dirk O groaning] -[alarm blaring]

[Bobby] Mm...

-[grunting] -[Dirk O groaning]

After Scott, this is the first time

I'm seeing this powerful of an imagination.

-[alarm blaring] -[Dirk O groaning]

[slurps]

Hmm.

I can feel the energy!

[screams]

♪ 7 a.m., it's morning

♪ Gotta get up and ready

♪ No time to eat my breakfast The bus is here already ♪

♪ Lalalala

♪ Lalalala

♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

["We R The Heroes" playing]

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪

- ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪

♪ Everybody says we're ugly

♪ Everybody says We're tiny and shabby ♪

♪ But nobody knows We have huge passion and guts ♪

♪ And fiery heart ♪

♪ We know who we are And where we're going ♪

♪ It's time for us It's time to rush ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪

- ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪

Hmm...

[yawns]

-[Lucy yawns] -You're the last heroes

we haven't asked about Dizzy Donut!

Is there anything about the place we're missing?

I distinctly remember enjoying their Boston cream donuts

during downtime while we were shooting Insect Rangers !

Their strawberry sprinkle donuts are just

the yum-yum-yummiest! Pang pang!

[both sigh]

-Mike, I'm home! -[all gasp]

Locust Man! Sugar Sugar Pang Pang! Return!

[Tara] ...this whole damn town was living in the dark ages!

[Tara] I can't believe this place!

Ugh! Everyone I work with are absolutely incompetent!

Huh?

[Mike, Nick chuckle nervously]

Oh, hey, mom. Y-you're home early!

Hah. Hey, guys.

Hi, Mrs. Mike's Mom! Uh...

Uh, oh, Mom!

-How'd it go at work-- -Hi.

Michael, who is this lovely young lady?

-Is she a special friend? -Oh! Uh...

No, no, Mom, she's not special!

I-I-I mean, she's just a normal Lucy.

Uh... just a friend. Friend named Lucy!

Lucy! It's so nice to meet you! I'm Mike's Mom, Tara.

Did you two meet at school? Do you sit at lunch together?

Uh, Mom! Uh, how'd it go with that interview

with Super Awesome Man and X?

Right, the interview!

Did any news stations take it by any chance?

Uh...

No, not even one.

All they're interested in is the cops' side of the story!

Tara, who even watches the news these days?

You need to take your message

-directly to the people! -Huh?

I know a way you can reach millions of people in one day.

[Papa Princess grunting]

[Papa Princess] Hm. Customer Service,

this is Daddy's Home.

I'm approaching the Dove's Nest. Over.

[grunts]

[Skull Crusher] I read you, over.

[grunts]

Hmm, this is the place!

I'm entering the Nest. Going radio silent

until I have visual on The Eggs.

The dawn will come again!

You both saved lives during the City Hall attack,

and continue to selflessly help people.

How do you feel now that the police are treating

Readers like criminals?

To be honest, I'm scared!

I don't know when we'll be arrested.

But you can't just sit idly by watching someone in danger

when you know you have the power to save them.

[X] The power of the Hero Books isn't necessarily good or evil.

It depends on the person using them!

This! This is how you be a hero!

We need more good guys like these two!

See? I knew letting your Mom interview you was a good idea!

The interview is bringing tons more

to the Justice Boosters page!

I've even been chatting

with this Booster named Rosemary49.

We both have the same sense of humor.

We are a match made in heaven! I know it!

Huh?

It's Rosemary49!

"Justice Boosters manager. I need your help!

Bring Super Awesome Man! Quick!"

-Guys! -[Mike] Mm!

My sweet Rosemary49 is in trouble!

This looks like a job... for Nick!

Uh, and his super friends too.

C'mon, get your costumes.

[both sigh]

[Nick] Guys, brace yourselves.

There's a very good chance

Rosemary49 is breathtakingly beautiful!

Hm, huh?

[old lady] Oh! You must be Super Awesome manager!

I'm Rosemary49.

[shrieks]

[Nick whimpers]

I hope you all like

my homemade raisin roundy cookies!

Mm! It's really good, Mrs. Cubbenson!

-Nick, why aren't you eating? -[sighs]

I'm not very hungry at the moment.

[slurps, exclaims]

You're probably curious as a kitten

why I asked you to come out here!

Let me show you why. [grunts]

I want to introduce you to a friend of mine.

Mr. Justice!

-[Mr. Justice grunts] -[all gasp]

Greetings, citizens. What is the danger?

-Hero Book? -What?

[X] You're a Reader?

Yes, that's right.

Mr. Justice is my very dear friend

and dedicated to protecting my garden!

It's nice to meet you, children!

Uh, please excuse me

but those cherry tomatoes look dangerously thirsty!

I must save them!

[humming happily]

[Mike, Nick] Uh...

[Papa Princess] Daddy's Nest has spotted

Godzilla and King Kong with the bacon!

[Skull Crusher] Stay put and don't do anything

until I get there!

Negative. Daddy's Home is confident

he can take the Nest. Wish me luck.

[Skull Crusher] Hold on! It's too dangerous by yourself--

[grunts] Ugh...

Enemies of the Council of Comics!

Prepare yourselves for the sparkle-magic-destruction

of Papa Princess!

[X] Wait, is that the guy from the City Hall incident?

What's he doing here?

You may have bested us at City Hall,

but I'm still committed to the Council of Comics' mission:

Collect the Hero Books at all costs!

-Kay-Oh! -[bell ringing]

Okay, fight!

-Hah! -Excuse us one moment, ma'am!

-Crying Man! -[X] Hummingbird Man!

[both grunt]

Wait! Whatever you do, don't trample those plants!

Uh, okay. Crying Man, use only Tear Split!

You got it, Mike!

Ha-ha!

Whoa! You're quick all right!

Let's see if you can keep pace with me! Coin Glove!

[both grunt]

How is she so fast?

-Hard training! -[Hummingbird Man grunts]

-[attack grunt] -[Hummingbird Man groans]

Boring!

Hey, you with the goggles! Can you keep up?

She's so fast, I can't stop--

[grunting]

[Kay-Oh] Oh, you're a slippery one!

-[Crying Man grunts] -[Mr. Justice] Hm...

[gasps] No!

The oregano!

[Crying Man grunts]

[groans in pain]

Sorry! Oh!

[Kay-Oh] Keep your head in the fight!

[attack grunts] Here comes Kay-Oh

with the K.O.!

[both scream] Argh!

-[Mr. Justice grunts] -Huh?

Holy shishito!

[all grunt]

[all groan, whimper]

Whose side are you on anyway?

Hmph, didn't you know?

I'm on the side of justice...

-for gardening! -[Crying Man] Huh?

Agh! This isn't working!

Maybe we should swap in a better hero?

[X] Any other hero is going to turn that herb garden

into a Cobb salad!

[chuckles]

[gasps] Only one minute left.

Kay-Oh! Get that Hero Book!

Huh? Aw, already? I was just getting warmed up!

Then I have no choice! Hm!

[grunting]

-Argh! -[attack grunt]

[Mike] Crying Man!

H-how? It was just one punch!

[X] Hummingbird Man! Finish this!

[Hummingbird Man] Okie-dokie!

[grunting]

-[Hummingbird Man chuckles] -[Kay-Oh] Not bad.

[Hummingbird Man] You're quick, sweetie, I'll give you that!

But nobody is faster than--

-Hey, mister, looking for me? -Huh?

[grunting]

You're safe, little ones.

-Huh? -[Hummingbird Man screams]

[both grunt]

[groan]

[babbles]

[gasps in horror]

Ugh, how could you...

I'm sorry.

Now it's your turn, Mister!

I promise you, I will make you pay for th--

-[attack grunt] -Agh!

-[Mr. Justice] Grr... -Uh?

...make you... [grunts]

...pay for this!

[fighting grunts]

[Kay-Oh] Why aren't you falling?

[Mike] What is that?

Mrs. Cubbenson could fight better than this guy!

Oh, you're probably right!

But Mr. Justice's power isn't fighting.

It's his ability to survive whatever you throw at him!

It seems Mrs. Cubbenson is totally unaffected!

[Mike] It must be part of Mr. Justice's power!

-[Mr. Justice grunts] -[Kay-Oh pants]

[Kay-Oh] No fair!

When you go down,

-you're supposed to stay down! -[Mr. Justice] Is that all...

you got? [groans]

[pants] Who is this guy?

Kay-Oh! Finish him! Now!

Comicalize: Last Count!

[Kay-Oh] Last Count, start!

-Ten... -[grunts]

[groaning]

Nine, eight...

[grunting]

Seven...

Hah. Just give up! The last punch is the knockout!

[gasps]

The garden's already ruined!

Do something and save my gardener!

-[Kay-Oh] Two... -[groaning]

[sighs] You're so annoying!

Let's see how you can handle my last punch!

[attack shout]

[Kay-Oh] Argh!

No!

[Kay-Oh] One!

-[Kay-Oh grunts] -[gasps in surprise]

[X] Locust Man! Comicalize!

[Locust Man] Maximum Hopping Strike!

-[Kay-Oh groans] -[upbeat music]

[groans]

[exhales in relief]

Mr. Justice! Are you okay?

I'm fine but the garden is ruined.

[Nick] Um, where's Papa Princess?

Papa Princess, you're a big fool.

Sorry. We let our enemy slip through our fingers.

Don't worry. Next time, I'll have your back.

[sobs]

What kind of a hero can't protect a bunch of plants?

I've failed all of you!

There, there, you big handsome punching bag.

Super Awesome Man, I want you to have Mr. Justice's book.

I'm moving soon

and I won't have the space for an herb garden.

I'm afraid there'd be nothing for Mr. Justice to do!

Mrs. Cubbenson...

Mr. Justice, return!

Mm.

Besides, I think you young people

could use some help...

[soft chuckle] ...defending justice!

Huh?

Thanks, Mrs. Cubbenson. I promise to defend justice.

With Mr. Justice.

[laughs]

What a heart-warming ending!

I guess we should get back to searching for Dizzy Donut, huh?

Dizzy Donut?

That was my favorite donut shop in the whole city!

I was so sad when the owner closed it down

and replaced it with a pub.

[all] What?

The pub and Dizzy Donut have the same owner?

[old man humming]

[foreboding music]

♪ 7 a.m., it's morning

♪ Gotta get up and ready

♪ No time to eat my breakfast The bus is here already ♪

♪ Lalalala

♪ Lalalala

♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪