Original subtitles

["We R The Heroes" playing]

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪

- ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪

♪ Everybody says we're ugly

♪ Everybody says We're tiny and shabby ♪

♪ But nobody knows We have huge passion and guts ♪

♪ And fiery heart ♪

♪ We know who we are And where we're going ♪

♪ It's time for us It's time to rush ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪

- ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪

Thanks for the meal Mike's mom!

-Uh, I mean, Tara! -Mm-hm...

Uh, you want an onion ring?

You ever wonder why they only have onion rings

and not other jewelry?

I mean I'd wear an onion watch!

-[Tara] Nick! -[gasps]

You're hiding something from me.

I know it.

[slurping]

You know Super Awesome Man!

-[spits, coughs] -[grunts]

You're always the first on the scene.

You get the best shots,

and your videos consistently have the most views.

My reporter's intuition tells me

you're the man on the inside with Super Awesome Man and X!

[Nick whimpers]

The police think these Readers are criminals,

-but I-- -[angry grunt]

I don't know anything about Readers,

but I do know that Super Awesome Man and X

are totally the good guys!

Uh... [clears throat]

Now if you'll excuse me,

me and my onion rings are going home.

I agree! They are the good guys!

I want to interview them so they can tell their side.

-[Nick grunts nervously] -[Tara] Nick!

Can you help me?

[nervous grunt]

[Mike] This is a bad idea!

I'm totally getting caught!

[X sighs]

-[Mike whimpers] -[X] Will you stop freaking out?

You're making us all nervous!

Are you sure this is smart?

I mean she's my own freaking mom!

How is she not gonna recognize me?

[Nick laughs]

Oh, Mike, no one is ever gonna recognize you in that costume!

-[Mike grunts] -[Nick chuckles]

[X] Nick's right, your costume is an eyesore.

I try my best not to look at you when you wear it.

-[Mike] Aww... -[chuckles]

[X] Besides,

this is the best way for us to clear our names!

Uh-huh.

Okay, guys, I got a very important question.

Laser madness or...

Oxford library?

-[X] What, no laser library? -[Mike whimpers]

Oh, I wish!

Why is no one getting how serious this--

-[gasps] -Ah.

[gasps] Uh...

-Hi everyone. I'm Tara. -[Mike grunts]

[in low voice] Hello, citizen!

I'm Super Awesome Mom...

uh, Man! Uh, uh, Super Awesome Man!

Uh...

I'm honored to meet you.

Uh, yes, average citizen Tara, who I've never met before!

X and I, Super Awesome, appreciate you

setting up this interview!

[awkward laughter]

I think we got it!

That was great!

I'm seeing billions of views!

Thank you both for sharing your side of the story.

-Seriously. -Uh...

[X] No, thank you, Tara. Be safe out there.

[car engine starts]

[sighs of relief] I thought I almost got caught.

-[Lucy] Good for you. -[Nick gasps]

Guys! The Justice Boosters have got new intel for us!

What's a Justice Booster?

The Justice Boosters are a private Pagebook group

full of people who secretly support

Super Awesome Man and X.

When they see bad guy stuff go down,

they post it to the group and tag "Justice Always Wins!"

-Wow. -Huh?

How big is this group?

[Nick] Um, it's about six people.

Well, I guess that's at least six views we can count on!

Wow, look!

There's a live stream of some lizard-looking hero!

Looks like it's down by the pier at some warehouse.

-Lizard-looking? -Hm.

[both gasp] Chameli!

[Professor Z] When I look out at the vast universe,

I feel at peace.

It's quite an extraordinary thing, isn't it?

The night sky is an infinite ocean of stars,

and yet this tiny meteorite,

defying all odds, found its way to lodge itself into my cranium.

Hmm. A meteorite hit you in the head and you survived?

Hmph.

A stupid question for something as juvenile as a comic book.

-[door creaks open] -[gasps]

Uh, we're done for the day--

Who are you?

[masked man] What an incredible hero you have.

It would be a shame to waste his abilities

in this sort of place.

Give him to me.

Hmm. You think I take orders from some costumed psychotic?

[masked man] Stop wasting time. I'll make good use of the hero.

Hmph! Take it if you can!

Professor Z! Nightmarize!

Sorry, but it's going to be painful!

[masked man groans]

[screams in pain]

[boy] No! Mommy! Wake up, please!

Help! Someone help my mom!

[sobs] No!

[sobs] This trauma...

This is too painful for a child

to bear. [grunts in pain]

[groaning]

[masked man] Get out of my head!

-How are you able to resist? -[grunts in pain]

[pants] Next time...

Be careful before you go looking inside one's head! Mist!

[dramatic sting]

[Mist] Beckoned by his master,

the cursed knight's gossamer body

gathers in a swirl of smoke!

He has a Hero Book.

[both gasp]

[Mist] The doctor and the professor are faced

with a choice.

-Run or accept their fate... -[both whimper]

...with the ghastly creature in front of them.

The ghost is on them like a cold wind!

[both] Argh!

-Professor Z! Do something! -[whimpers]

[masked man] Stop him from emitting light!

Nightmare Li-- [grunts]

[Mist] Inside the mist, even the sun cannot escape.

[Professor Z] Argh!

Who are you? Why are you doing this to me?

[masked man] I promise this isn't personal.

You just have something I need.

Mist.

[Mist] Mm.

[Mist growls]

-[Professor Z] Hello? Hello? -[Mist chuckles evilly]

[Professor Z, Tennyson scream]

On that drive is an hour-long exclusive interview

with Super Awesome Man and X.

The comics, the Readers,

the bad guys, the City Hall incident!

They explain everything.

Are you serious, Tara?

This could be the scoop of the decade!

-You need to take this drive... -Mm...

...and march it straight down

-to the features desk! -Huh?

They'll know exactly what to do with it.

Features? Jerry, this is my story!

[scoffs] You're a pet reporter, Tara!

Stick to what you know.

[Tara growls angrily]

[sighs]

[playful music]

Huh.

-How about... -Huh?

-[Tara grunts] -Ugh!

...you stick to this?

Hmph. I quit! And I'm taking my story with me!

Hm?

Ooh, looking for villains at the pier during sundown!

Classic good-guy-bad-guy stuff!

Okay, according to the Justice Boosters,

they should be around here somewhere.

Let's split up and look for clues!

-[X] Yeah. -[Crying Man] Good idea.

[lowkey music]

Where are you, bad guys?

[X grunts]

[grunts]

Hmm... Not a single fly is around.

Are those Justice Boosters

or whatever really trustworthy? Hmph...

[Fire Head] Blazing Rock Spirit!

[Mike groans]

Mike! Are you okay?

[chuckles weakly] I think I found a clue!

[gasps] Mm...

[dramatic music]

[Chameli breathing heavily]

It's Chameli!

[groaning]

♪ Rock n Roll!

[groaning]

Do you have any idea who I am?

Who you're messing with?

How much this suit cost?

[groaning]

-Ugh! -[Krista] Why? Should I?

Jelly King!

We don't need these guys anymore.

[Jelly King laughs]

[both groaning]

[Angelo, Nicolo] Wait a second! Dad, save us!

Ugh!

-Let's go. -[Timo chuckles]

Crying Man was right, this is classic bad-guy stuff!

Right, Lucy? Mm, Lucy?

[action music]

Huh?

[X] Ginseng Man.

[Ginseng Man] Hmm.

[X] Fish them out.

[Ginseng Man grunts]

[both groan] Help! Ugh!

[scream, grunt]

[cough]

You can't just toss people into the bay,

even if they are gangsters!

Who are these dweebs crashing our party?

Wait a minute, I know these dweebs!

They got in our way at City Hall!

Oh, yeah. I remember now.

How nice of you to save me the trouble of hunting you down.

[Timo chuckles]

[suspenseful music]

[Nick] This is even better than the Super Awesome Man

movie script I started writing!

[X] I don't like this, Mike.

-Something about that woman. -[Mike] Huh?

[X] She's not like any other Reader I've ever met.

[both chuckle]

[masked man whistling song]

[whistling continues]

-[man] Are you home? -Yep! Just got in!

[sniffs] Smells good.

[man] Oh, really?

I saw this recipe for bean paste stew

on a food blog!

[chuckles] Would you like to taste it?

♪ 7 a.m., it's morning

♪ Gotta get up and ready

♪ No time to eat my breakfast The bus is here already ♪

♪ Lalalala

♪ Lalalala

♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

["We R The Heroes" playing]

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪

- ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪

♪ Everybody says we're ugly

♪ Everybody says We're tiny and shabby ♪

♪ But nobody knows We have huge passion and guts ♪

♪ And fiery heart ♪

♪ We know who we are And where we're going ♪

♪ It's time for us It's time to rush ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪

- ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪

[tense music]

[gunshots]

No! Sergeant McCuffin!

-[effort grunts] -[McCuffin groans]

Don't move, Sarge!

[gangster] Hey! Two little piggies...

Say goodnight.

[Super Scott chuckles]

Huh? Wh-what?

[gangster grunts]

-[Super Scott chuckles] -Could you die already?

[engine revving]

You're gonna be roadkill!

[attack grunt]

[intense music]

[whimpering]

[gasps]

You're safe now.

Go ahead, sir, get your partner to a hospital.

I'll take care of things from here.

Th-Thank you.

-[dramatic music] -[Colton] Huh?

Uh, hey, bleeding out here?

Huh? Oh, sorry.

[sighs]

[Colton] They're not all bad guys.

No matter what they say, I know the truth.

[police on radio] Code 10-80 at the docks! Code 10-80!

- All units, armed response! -[gasps]

[all grunt]

-[panting] -[bass guitar playing]

They're... they're too strong.

[heavy breathing]

Don't they get tired?

What are they eating for breakfast?

[X breathes heavily] Knock it off and focus!

[all grunt]

[Timo chuckles]

Fire Head.

Yeah! Oh, that lick is so tasty.

This riff is fire. Fire!

[grunts] Tear Split!

[Fire Head grunts]

I will burn you with my fiery passion!

[Crying Man pants]

-[Fire Head] Yah! -[grunts]

[X] Ginseng Man! Help Crying Man!

Wait, Crybaby! Agh! Let me go!

-Yah-hah! -[all grunt]

-[both grunt] -[X] You okay?

Is that all you've got?

You're not gonna summon a whole team of heroes

like you did at City Hall?

[scoffs] You're no fun at all.

Huh? You want fun?

How about you go for a swim?

Crying Man! Tear Blast!

Okay, Mike. Argh!

[Fire Head] Oh, no.

[Ginseng Man] That's classic teamwork!

[grunts]

Now, time for a good, old-fashioned spanking!

[grunting]

-[attack shout] -[Fire Head screams]

Ugh.

You gotta stay hydrated!

Your party trick is adorable.

Fire Head, return!

-Leora! -Meow!

Ooh-ah! Stop!

Bad Kitty! [attack grunt]

Where is she? Huh?

Leora! Hunt Of Predator!

-[Leora] Meow! -[screams]

-Did I scratch that itch? -[Crying Man groans]

[Leora chuckles]

You brat!

[Leora] You're gonna be chopped salad!

Oh, fiddlesticks...

[X] Ginseng Man, return!

Jelly King! Now!

[Mike shouts] X!

Argh...

[grunts in pain]

[groans]

Super Awesome...

[X] Super Awesome Man!

Leora! Comicalize: Jungle Claw!

This is the end!

Jungle Claw!

[X] Lucky!

-[Lucky growls] -Yowl!

[quirky music]

Hmph...

[determined grunt]

[effort grunt]

[effort grunt]

[huffing]

[frustrated grunt]

[farts, gasps]

[grumbles]

[Bobby laughs] Look at you, Mr. Universe.

Ha! It was just my warm-up.

[Bobby] Don't hurt yourself, Dirk.

It's not your body I'm interested in.

Well, I need to keep my body in peak physical shape

so my mega-genius brain can do its thing.

I'm a well-oiled machine.

[laughs]

[laughs]

I suppose you've got a point.

This time, Super Awesome Man won't know what hit him.

[furious grunt]

Hah! [effort grunts]

[Dirk O] Super Awesome Man...

Good. I think we're ready to begin.

[Timo] Chameli! Comicalize: Invisible Touch!

[Leora yells]

-[growls] -[Leora] Yowl!

-[X] Lucky! -[Lucky groans in pain]

[X grunts, coughs]

-Leora, return. -Chameli, return.

[Krista] What's the matter, giving up?

Is it past your bedtime, sweetie?

-[X] Great Fing-- Ugh! -[Krista scoffs]

-[gasps] Lucy! -[Krista] I'll be taking this.

A wimp like you doesn't deserve this power.

[groaning]

[X grunting in pain]

Huh? [groans]

Let's see. Where do you keep your other Hero Books?

-[Mike] Hey! -Hm?

Leave my friend alone! Crying Man!

[both grunt]

What the...

No! It can't be!

[Mike screaming]

Hah!

Ah! Oh!

Oh, Mike!

-I can feel my power surging! -[police siren wailing]

-Argh! -Urgh.

Fire Head.

["Cry For You" playing]

-Comicalize... -[Colton] Freeze!

[all grunt]

Put down the books! Hands in the air, don't move.

[Colton] I brought back up this time.

♪ Couldn't make it As a firefighter, sadly ♪

♪ But I can fight fire With the power of my cries ♪

Comicalize: Flame of Passion.

Flame of Passion! Burn them all!

[hysterical laughing]

-[police gasp] -Oh, boy...

No. Must... save them!

[attack shout]

♪ Bam Bam Bam, Sultan of sadness ♪

Wall of Tears!

♪ Bam Bam Bam, Hero of Justice ♪

♪ Bam Bam Bam ♪

-[gasps] - ♪ Crying Man is back! ♪

[wailing] I'm so sad!

♪ Bam Bam Bam, Hero of Justice ♪

♪ Bam Bam Bam, Crying Man is back! ♪

♪ Save the universe With my tears... ♪

Oh, quick! Gotta film it!

[both grumble]

Fire Head, return.

-[Mike groans] -Mike, are you okay?

[X pants]

[X] We need to get out of here.

[police chattering indistinctly]

[police officer] I can't see anything here.

[Colton] Oh. They're all gone, again.

[Nick] Are you sure we have to do this...

...again? [laughs]

[soft chuckle]

-What? It's gone! How? -[Mike] Huh?

The page with Crying Man's awesome new move is gone!

But it was so cool!

Once I used it, it's gone.

Oh, no way!

You used a move that wasn't in the book!

Tell me everything!

This image formed in my head.

I saw a wall made of tears.

Then the next thing I know, Crying Man was using the move.

What? Are you saying you thought about it

and a new move was just created?

That's amazing!

What should we call it?

Uh, "Comicalize By Mike"?

Comical... Create?

[sighs]

Huh?

[Mike] Lucy?

While you were doing something amazing, I was...

The Hero Books... I lost them.

We'll get them back.

-[Nick] Of course we will! -Huh.

Because, Mike, you're unbelievably powerful!

A new Comicalize!

Let's find out what it is exactly

and then use it again against the bad guys. Right, Lucy?

[soft chuckle] Right. So...

[gasps]

Let's do it.

Uh. Mm...

[Nick chuckles]

-Oh, this is nice. -[Lucy chuckles softly]

-[Mike, Lucy grunt] -Ah!

Hmph.

[chuckles]

Her book was on the best-seller list

for eight weeks. It won awards.

How did she go from this

-to... -[Cynthia breathing heavily]

Hmm.

[ominous music]

[Super Scott] So, any luck?

Hm?

Hm, useless.

Wait.

This is Finger Flick Jackson

-from the Dizzy Seven. -[Cynthia coughs]

[Honey] Granny, it's time for your medicine.

[wheezing]

-[heavy breathing] -[Honey] Mm.

[Super Scott] Hmm...

Finally, I have one of the Dizzy Seven books

in my hands.

Now there are just five books left to find.

The day we meet again has drawn one step closer...

Scott.

♪ 7 a.m., it's morning

♪ Gotta get up and ready

♪ No time to eat my breakfast The bus is here already ♪

♪ Lalalala

♪ Lalalala

♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪