Original subtitles

["We R The Heroes" playing]

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪

- ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪

♪ Everybody says we're ugly

♪ Everybody says We're tiny and shabby ♪

♪ But nobody knows We have huge passion and guts ♪

♪ And fiery heart ♪

♪ We know who we are And where we're going ♪

♪ It's time for us It's time to rush ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪

- ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪

[radio host] Good morning, everyone!

You are listening to KBBX with Gunter and Wacky John!

[Gunter] It will be a good morning

if this dense fog ever clears up!

Isn't that right, Wacky John?

[Wacky John] Hyuck! I'm Wacky!

-[laughter on radio] -Ugh, I hate you, Wacky John.

Can't see anything in this fog.

-What the... -[Gravity screaming]

-[Gravity grunting] -[tires screeching]

[crackling]

[Gravity groans]

[effort grunt]

[groans]

-[exhales deeply] -[distant fighting grunts]

-Great Drop Kick! -[grunts]

[growls]

[intense music]

Nobody is stronger than the Great Finger!

Take a seat and learn!

-Belly Bomb! Sumo Strike! -[grunting]

-Electric Elbow! -[groans]

Platinum Pile Driver!

[Gravity screams]

-Zero Gravity! -[gasps]

[car alarm beeping]

-Ho-ho-ho, my friend! -[Great Finger grunts]

You thought you were taking me down,

but instead, it is I taking you up!

[laughs]

[Gravity] Gravity Gyro Drop!

-[Great Finger grunts in pain] -[chuckles]

You tell me to "take a seat"

and I have but "the seat" is you!

-[laughs] -[screams]

[groans]

[groans]

My turn!

[Gravity grunts]

[loud grunt]

-[screams] -Almighty Finger Flick!

[man whimpers]

[suspenseful music]

[X] Gotcha! Welcome to the team, Gravity.

[upbeat music playing]

40 dollars? That's a lot of money!

Allow the maestro to do

what we experts call "Le Haggle".

[sighs] Here we go.

40 dollars? [chuckles]

How about 30 dollars?

-How about 40? -35.

-40. -37. Final offer!

40!

Oh, oh, okay, okay,

my really real final offer is 39.

Take it or leave it.

Cute! Okay, tell you what.

How about 40 dollars and you can get...

this garbage?

You got a deal!

-[Nick giggles] -[Mike sighs]

[Mike] So, he's a superhero that cries a lot?

We could've at least gotten a comic I've heard of.

You're dwelling in the past, Mikey!

I'm all about the future, baby!

Eyes forward!

My eyes are forward.

[both grunt]

[gasping]

[ethereal music]

[gasping continues]

Snow? This time of year?

Ah? Could it be?

I just went to go shopping and now I run into my true love!

Oh, even the heaven's themselves rain their blessings upon us!

The snowflakes! What a perfect metaphor

for our unique and beautiful love!

-[Nick] Mike! -Huh?

-Hey! -Ugh...

Earth to Mikey!

Not the time for one of your regular daydreams!

Uh, are you okay?

-Uh, sorry about my friend. -[Lucy grunts]

-I'm fine. I'm fine! -Oh!

Watch where you're going!

Oh, I should watch, so I can watch you.

Uh... so I don't run into you.

But we could run into each other again,

uh, but not physically, you know what I'm saying?

-[Mike chuckles awkwardly] -[sighs]

[awkward chuckle]

[frustrated sigh]

Great! That was Lucy Weller.

The Lucy Weller!

Now she's going to tell everybody at the party

what freaks we are.

What time is that party again?

You said your mom wouldn't let you go.

[Mike] Hmm...

[grunts]

-[rattling] -See?

Violence solves everything.

That's a terrible lesson!

You report on all the dark corners

of this crime-invested city

and you realize it's full of terrible lessons.

Is it really that much drama

in covering dog fashion shows...

...cat fashion shows, reptile fashion shows...

Wow, there's a lot of animal fashion shows in this town, huh?

You just wait!

When I win my Pulitzer, then you'll see.

Hmm? Mike...

Oh, uh... well, I was just thinking about

what a great mom you are, so I got you a present.

[gasps] Whoa!

Dirty Potato's lost album Drive-By Sunnyside ?

Where did you find it?

[Mike] Well, I have my sources.

You know, I went to the opening concert

for their Madness Skull tour!

-[rock music playing] -Woo!

Burn it all down! [shouts]

[breathes deeply]

I'm the reason they started nailing the chairs to the floor.

Hmm, wait... What do you want?

[Mike] "I saved the Earth.

But now what am I supposed to do with the rest of my weekend?"

This comic is really weird.

[phone chiming]

[sighs] Relax!

I'm coming. I'm coming.

[sighs]

[Mike] "Wherever there is crime, I'll be there.

Whenever someone needs help, I'll be there.

Whenever people just need to let it out with a good cry,

-I'll be there. -[wind chimes jingling]

Because I am...

Crying Man!"

[Mike gasps in shock]

-[zapping] -[gasps]

[screaming]

[grunting]

[yelps] Who are you?

[sobs]

-[sorrowful music] -You don't recognize me?

I'm Crying Man!

Huh, who are you?

Where's Scott?

[Tara] Mike? Is everything okay?

[Mike whimpers]

A weird guy in spandex is in the bathroom!

Ugh, another one of his stories.

Mike, are you bleeding or dying?

[grunts] No!

Right. Well, I've got to head out now,

so have fun going to the party

with your weird "spandex-wearing hero".

-Wait, Mom, Mom! -[water running]

-[Crying Man sobbing] -[steam hissing]

Huh?

-My costume is weird? -[suspenseful music]

[grunts, splutters] What's wrong?

[sobs] Who says that?

Oh, I... I mean, it's, it's not that...

-[sobbing continues] -[hissing intensifies]

[screams]

[Crying Man wailing]

[Crying Man panting]

[blows nose]

-You're... real. -[exhales deeply]

I feel a million times better.

Good to get it out.

[Mike sighs]

Hey, let's... let's just calm down, okay?

Who are you?

I'm Crying Man!

The Sultan of Sorrow!

The Melancholy Man Of Justice!

I'm a superhero!

But you were in my comic book!

-[Crying Man] Of course! -Huh?

And you called me into your world!

It was an accident!

-[whimpering] -[sad music]

Do you not like me?

Is it because of my costume?

You think it's stupid, don't you? Uh?

[screams, gasps]

Oh, god!

What have I done?

-Uh... -Sorry, Mr. Action Figure!

[Crying Man wailing]

[Mike grunts]

-Ugh! Stop! -[wailing continues]

Quit it! What's wrong with you? Don't break everything!

I'm sorry! Don't yell at me!

[yells, grunts]

[yelps]

Stop! Crying Man!

Just... return!

[Mike grunts]

[grunting]

[whimpers] Huh?

Huh?

[gasps]

[grunts]

[crackling]

-[phone chiming] -[breathing softly]

Uh...

[Nick humming]

[Mike panting] Nick! Nick!

-Hmm? -[Mike] The comic book!

It... it's magical.

And there were explosions, and weird tights man

with goggles and water and... [panting]

...and this, this was farther than I thought.

[gasps for breath]

Mike? You're late.

We gotta get to Diego's party and...

Why on Earth are you soaking wet?

[pants] It was the guy from the comic!

Sad Lad, or whatever!

When I made fun of his costume...

Although, his goggles are pretty dumb--

Forget the comic book, dude!

I get it, it was a stupid deal. But you don't need to rub it in.

No! No! You don't understand.

He came out of the comic book!

Dude, I love your imagination. Seriously, I do. But come on!

Look, I'll show you.

Crying Man!

I summon you!

Oh, hang on. Oh, let me try again.

Crying Man, go!

Dude, if you're running late, just text me.

No need for all this lying and... water.

Wait, Nick! You have to believe me!

Dude! You're my best friend,

but this is a new low, even for you.

[Mike grunts]

I'm out of here.

[footsteps receding]

Uh, I don't get it. Why didn't it work?

[pensive music]

Hmm... Crying Man?

[zapping]

[laughs]

Oh, hey! It's you again!

Crying Man!

[upbeat music playing on headphones]

[Mike] Nick! I did it! He's here!

Such a crappy start today!

A flipping car crash.

-[screams] -[tires screech]

Nick! He popped out of the comic book!

-Look! I have to be holding it. -[panting]

-[Mike] Uh-oh! -Tear Split!

[honk honking]

-Argh! -[tires screech]

[Crying Man] Flying Tears!

[siren blaring]

[screams in slow motion]

[gasps in slow motion]

[gasps in slow motion]

[Crying Man grunts]

Sad Slide!

[upbeat music]

[whimpering in fear]

[yelps, breathing heavily]

Nick! Check it out!

I told you! Uh, Crying Man! That's the guy!

A superhero just jumped out of your comic book!

Yeah. But... but don't mention his outfit, or his goggles or...

you know what, just... just don't say anything.

[Crying Man shushes]

[softly] Do you sense that?

Someone is sad.

Very sad!

They need our help.

Our help? A-as in you and us?

Whoa, why am I involved in this all of a sudden?

[Nick and Mike scream]

[Nick and Mike whimpering]

["Teenage Dreaming" playing]

♪ 7 a.m., it's morning

♪ Gotta get up and ready

♪ No time to eat my breakfast The bus is here already ♪

♪ No time for fun and play Just gotta get through the day ♪

♪ But then I see you And the way seems brighter ♪

♪ Lalalala

♪ Lalalala

♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ My chin is rough And scratchy ♪

♪ Voice is getting Low and cracky ♪

♪ Friends wanna hang and party Mom and Dad said I'll be sorry ♪

♪ When did I get so cranky And what is all this acne? ♪

♪ But then you smile And it all makes sense ♪

♪ Lalalala

♪ Lalalala

♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ So don't you worry About the future ♪

♪ No need to hurry

♪ There's nothing wrong or bad With being unsure ♪

♪ So don't you worry About the future ♪

♪ You're perfect Being just the way you are ♪

♪ Do you think That she likes me? ♪

♪ I don't have The guts to ask her ♪

♪ Feel like the frog from story Oh, everyday I see her ♪

♪ Can life go back to normal? I don't really know the answer ♪

♪ This isn't like the love From romance movies ♪

♪ Teenage dreaming ♪

♪ Teenage dreaming

♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ Even when we're old We'll just look back ♪

♪ We'll miss our teenage dreams And miss the past ♪

["We R The Heroes" playing]

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are not cool ♪

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪

- ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪

♪ Everybody says we're ugly

♪ Everybody says We're tiny and shabby ♪

♪ But nobody knows We have huge passion and guts ♪

♪ And fiery heart ♪

♪ We know who we are And where we're going ♪

♪ It's time for us It's time to rush ♪

-♪ We're the heroes ♪ -♪ We are not cool

-♪ We're the heroes -♪ We are too young ♪

- ♪ Here we go - ♪ Nobody wants us ♪

♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪

[suspenseful music]

[man] The city.

My city.

The city has my phone number.

It sends me emoji's.

Smiley Face. Frowny Face. Big Thumbs Up.

I am Black Knight.

I am the shadow.

I am the darkness.

I am...

[dog barking in distance]

...at the wrong house.

Hmm.

[pants] This city.

My city.

Ooh! It's a big city!

Oh, boy!

[grunts]

[grunts]

[zapping]

Oh!

Hay-cha!

Paper!

Searching!

Duck behind cactus!

Finger walking to justice!

Ah-ha! Mission Accomplished! And faster than usual too!

And now, to make my escape,

slipping away like a cat,

into the night

without anyone knowing I was here.

Uh-oh!

[Nick and Mike scream]

[Mike] Where we going?

[Crying Man] We are going to the saddest place in the city.

[Nick and Mike scream]

-[crowd murmuring] -[Mike] Huh?

Oh, hey, it's not that bad! We can just call 911!

I'm sure everyone got out alright.

-Somebody, help! Please! -[all gasp]

-My daughter is still in there! -[all gasp]

-[woman] Somebody! -Okay, fine. It's bad.

Ah! Sad Sense tingling!

We've got a life to save! Let's go!

-Yeah! -Me?

Why me?

C'mon, Mike. You could be a hero!

-[echoing] Hero! -Whoa.

-[applause] -Mike "Number One Hero Guy!"

-[gasps] -Ah!

Oh, Mike! I was wrong about you! You're wonderful!

[silly chuckle]

Brrr, okay, I'm in.

Let's go into that burning house!

-But we're already inside. -[yelps]

I immediately regret this decision.

[Crying Man chuckles]

[pants]

So bright!

Why can't fire make things darker?

Ugh! Good thing I'm nimble like a cat.

[little girl whimpers] Help! Mom! Help!

Ugh...

Mommy! Help! Mom! [cries]

-[screams] -[Black Knight grunts]

Whoa, did you see that dive? That was cool!

Sometimes I impress even myself.

Who, who are you?

Heh, I am the terror

that strikes fear in the darkness.

I am the shadow of the dark night of the soul.

I am the monster that lives under the bed of evil.

-I am-- Oh. -I'm Becky.

[chuckles]

It's nice to meet you, Becky.

[Crying Man] We have to get out of here!

[coughs]

There's a little girl in here somewhere!

We have to find her!

I sense sadness.

Oh, it's coming from the second floor! C'mon!

Don't worry, Becky!

I am the legendary, courageous and punctual Black Knight.

I have no fear, so I'll easily get us to safety.

[shrieks]

On second thought, let's stay here for a minute.

That's the heroic thing to do.

-[Becky] Okay. -[Mike] Hello! Is anybody there?

[both] Huh?

[yells] Help! We're upstairs! Hurry!

-This way! Let's go! -[Mike coughs]

I have used my mighty throat muscles

to summon help.

Are you scared?

What? No! Me? [nervous chuckle]

I don't get scared!

[yells] Please, hurry!

I'm totally a tough guy, like always.

[yells] Help! Save us!

Uh, yeah, and this is all standard hero stuff, by the way.

I do it all the time.

[Mike screams]

Whoa, all this hero stuff is exhausting.

I feel like I've been beat up by a truck.

I tried to tell you.

With your "imagination", we're linked.

Linked?

Yeah, the more energy I use, the more energy you use.

What happens when I run out of energy?

Well, let's just make sure

we're out of the fire when that happens.

[Crying Man yelps]

-We heard a child scream! -[coughs]

[Crying Man] Is everything okay?

Yes. It was the child screaming.

Definitely the child.

Whoa! Who are you?

On the clock of justice, when evil "ticks",

I am the one who "tocks"!

I am...

Black Knight.

[zapping]

Hi!

-And this is Becky. -[chuckles]

Uh, you're a superhero?

I could've sworn I just said that.

Hey, wait a minute. You look kinda familiar.

Are you one of Scott's Hero's too?

Sure am! Name's Crying Man!

[gasping]

We gotta get out of here!

[tense music]

Tear Split! [grunts]

Okay, I think we got this.

-Let's go! -[all grunt]

[all panting]

[Crying Man yelps]

[Crying Man grunts]

[Black Knight grunts]

[Becky's mom] What's going on? Where is she?

Whoa! Ah!

-[Becky's mom] It's a miracle! -[crowd cheering]

Oh, my baby! Oh! [sobs]

[Black Knight] I am also okay too.

Thanks for asking.

Who are you?

I am the ghost of night whispers.

Hmm! I am... [yelps]

[gasps] Oh, no!

[grunting]

[grunting, yelling]

-[Crying Man groans] -Um, I've returned

to, uh, save you guys too...

-[groans] -...apparently.

How can this get worse?

[all screaming]

[Mike whimpers]

Ugh! Can't hold on....

much longer.

[Mike screaming]

Crying Man! Remember from the comic book?

Use your Tragic Jet and get us out of here!

[Black Knight, Crying Man grunt]

[effort grunt]

Uh-oh, I'm out of tears.

[whimpers]

[Tara sobs] Who would've thought

that Mike would die tragically?

-[sobs] -This is so sad!

Without my love, who would be there for me?

-[sobs] -Hey, how about me?

-Oh, yeah. That works! -Ooh!

Let's get some pizza.

-Mm! -[Tara] Hm!

Nick's taking Lucy to get pizza?

I've only been dead, like, five minutes! Ah!

[hissing]

Ah! You're doing it, Mike!

Your sad imagination is working!

Now! Go to page 18 and use my Comicalize Power!

[whimpers]

Here! Crying Man!

Comicalize. Tsunami Tears! [echoes]

-[Crying Man wails] -Ugh!

-[yells] -[Mike whimpers]

[all grunt]

[upbeat music]

[Nick] Woo! People are gonna love this video!

[screaming]

Crying Man?

Mike, you did it!

[Crying Man grunts]

[yells]

It's my turn! Huh!

[grunts]

[light music]

[crowd exclaims]

[grunts]

-Oh, yeah! -[all cheering]

Ah! Too bright!

[all cough]

-[Mike groans] -[coughs]

Mike! Are you okay, dude?

[grunts]

What were you thinking?

I was just trying to help.

[in mocking voice] "I was just trying to help."

Where is it?

[sighs]

Sweet! Haha!

Another brand new comic for Dirk O!

Dorko?

Black Knight, return.

Hmph!

Wait! Slow down.

So superheroes come out of your imagination?

[in weak voice] I think so.

[yawns] I'm still beat!

Oh, so that means...

-Crying Man! -Huh?

Huh?

What gives? This comic book is broken.

Stop! You're doing it wrong!

Crying Man?

You rang?

-What? Why can't I do that? -Oh?

Oh, I see the problem.

You've got no imagination.

-[laughs] -What?

[Mike] According to the original story,

Crying Man always wanted to be a fireman,

but they wouldn't let him join because he cried all the time.

Hah! Well, looks like you got your wish yesterday.

Look at me now!

I saved Becky, put out the fire,

and made new friends! What a day!

Focus! If we're going to be superheroes,

we gotta test out Crying Man's skills!

Great!

Let's go!

-♪ We're the hero -♪ We are not cool

♪ We're the hero... ♪

[Nick] "Tear Blast," check!

[Crying Man grunts]

Your voice is annoying!

Huh? [wails]

[Nick] Hm, the sadder he is, the stronger he is. Nice!

[Crying Man grunts]

Hm? Hmm...

[gulps loudly]

[exhales loudly]

[exhales loudly]

[Nick] "Taste Test," not bad!

Next, we gotta test that super blast thing you did!

Tear Tornado or whatever!

Every hero has a Comicalize Power

but it takes a lot of energy.

So you have to use it carefully.

-Ooh, ooh, ooh! Yeah! -Comicalize!

Tsunami Tears!

-Agh! So much sadness! -[steam hissing]

[wails fiercely]

♪ It's time to break The way you are ♪

[exhausted groan]

Ooh, Mike! What did you imagine?

An orphan kitten.

-Saddest thing I can think of. -[Crying Man moans]

Mike! You can't just use your imagination so carelessly!

If I get too sad, I could flood an entire city!

Huh! Who even made these comic books anyway?

[Mike] Scott? Who's that?

Scott was great.

Such an amazing imagination!

He created so many cool heroes!

Dude! We gotta get those books!

Think of all the heroes we can get!

Hmm, Scott's comics...

[munching]

[tense music]

[snickers]

[chokes, coughs]

Chip stuck in my throat. I got it though.

[coughs] No, yeah, I'm good.

[scoffs]

["Teenage Dreaming" playing]

♪ 7 a.m., it's morning

♪ Gotta get up and ready ♪

♪ No time to eat my breakfast The bus is here already ♪

♪ No time for fun and play Just gotta get through the day ♪

♪ But then I see you And the way seems brighter ♪

♪ Lalalala ♪

♪ Lalalala

♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ My chin is rough And scratchy ♪

♪ Voice is getting Low and cracky ♪

♪ Friends wanna hang and party Mom and Dad said I'll be sorry ♪

♪ When did I get so cranky And what is all this acne? ♪

♪ But then you smile And it all makes sense ♪

♪ Lalalala

♪ Lalalala

♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ So don't you worry About the future ♪

♪ No need to hurry

♪ There's nothing wrong or bad With being unsure ♪

♪ So don't you worry About the future ♪

♪ You're perfect Being just the way you are ♪

♪ Do you think That she likes me? ♪

♪ I don't have The guts to ask her ♪

♪ Feel like the frog from story Oh, everyday I see her ♪

♪ Can life go back to normal? I don't really know the answer ♪

♪ This isn't like the love From romance movies ♪

♪ Teenage dreaming

♪ Teenage dreaming

♪ We don't need To grow up oh so fast ♪

♪ Our life has just begun And our worry's passed ♪

♪ Even when we're old We'll just look back ♪

♪ We'll miss our teenage dreams And miss the past ♪