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Fist Pump!
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One night only!
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Fist Pump has come out of
retirement/prison
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for one last show,
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"their" Lasers 4 Lyfe Concert
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and Laser Light Show
Extravaganza."
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The U.N. banned Fist Pump
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from playing the show
anywhere On Earth
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for being,
"Incredibly dangerous."
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Well, guess what, Earth?
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Fist Pump didn't think you
were even that cool anyways.
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Fist Pump has left
that dusty old marble
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and is bringing "Lasers 4 Lyfe"
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to the vast expanse of space!
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Tonight, come pump your fists
with Fist Pump
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in the Space Tree Observatory
at the very top of the tree!
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Space Tree is not liable for
any harm, burns, explosions,
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smoke Inhalation, blindness,
eardrum degradation,
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boils, literal face-melting, or
other injuries that may occur.
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Man, I never thought I'd be so
excited for a Fist Pump show.
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I must really be missing
Earth junk.
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Well, also, last time
we worked all day
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to afford tickets
and ended up sleeping
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through the entire show.
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The universe is giving us
a second chance...
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for redemption.
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Hmm-hmm-hmm.
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This time, we got our tickets
two weeks in advance.
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Two tickets for... hey!
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We took a long space nap.
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We both downloaded
this sweet lighter app
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for slow power ballads.
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And we still have two hours
to get to the show early.
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Let's do this.
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Fist Pump!
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Aww, what?
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How come the tubes get you
to the Top of the Space Tree
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in five seconds,
but the line takes two hours?
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Don't worry, dude.
I planned for this.
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I know a secret elevator.
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It'll take two hours to get
to the top of the Space Tree,
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but there's no line.
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Dude, nice work.
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Follow me, dude.
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Whoa!
A Lift Master!
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Classic.
Yeeah!
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The 4,000 series is one of my
favorite Lift-Master Models.
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Oh, it's on my top five
for sure.
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♪
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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No way!
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Their best music video was
where they drove that truck
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With the big fist on the front
into that high school.
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And the they're all like
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Yeah, yeah.
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And then all the teachers get
turned into swimsuit models.
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So stupid.
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Here's the best part!
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Rigby, what the heck did you do?
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Don't worry, I just hit
the "stop" button.
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No big deal.
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All I gotta do is press
the button for the top floor.
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Dude, we're not moving.
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Just press the button.
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Try hitting
the stop button again.
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Oh, yeah!
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- Nothing!
- Here, let me try.
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Come on! Come on!
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We're gonna be late
for Fist Pump!
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Dude, you gotta
press it harder! Hwah!
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Rigby, you're gonna break it.
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Look, we'll try the call box.
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Maybe they need to reset
the system or something.
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♪ Baby, baby ♪
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Hello?
Hello?
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Dude, no one's answering.
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Okay, okay, don't panic.
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What did we do when we were
stuck in that meat locker?
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- Help!
- Help!
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Get us out of here!
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The emergency phone's
not working!
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Wait a sec.
We've got our own phones.
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, man.
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I don't have any reception.
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Hmm, I think I'm getting
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a little something over here.
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Gimme a boost.
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Almost got it.
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Where'd it go?
Rigby!
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Ha! One bar!
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Oh, sweet.
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There's an update
for the lighter app!
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Now they also have a blow torch,
a glow stick,
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and... Whoa!
A tiki torch!
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See, Mordecai?
See? See? See the tiki torch?
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- Rigby, just call for help.
- Chill, man.
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This'll just take a second.
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Gotta have my sweet lighter
for Fist Pump!
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Hmm.
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- What is it?
- My battery just died.
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- What?!
- Oof!
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Rigby, you idiot!
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Why'd you have to break
the elevator?
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We were this close
to seeing Fist Pump.
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Instead, we're stuck here
in this tiny little box.
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And it'll probably be hours
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before anyone notices
we're gone.
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Plus, who knows how long
it'll take 'em
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to get us out of here?
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It's just a good thing
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your claustrophobia's
not acting up.
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I gotta get out of here.
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I gotta get out of here!
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Dude, will you relax?
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Three, four, five!
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That's the last time you throw
a dance party, maggots!
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No one's answering.
We're trapped.
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It's cool, man.
We're gonna be okay.
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You don't know that!
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I can't breathe!
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This shirt's too tight!
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Rigby.
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The only thing left to do
is to pose our bodies
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so we leave behind
cool-looking skeletons.
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We're not gonna die in here.
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Lemme get that.
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We had a good run, man.
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We're gonna get out
of here, okay?
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So just focus on thinking
about good things.
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Like hot wings,
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Strong Johns, Cheezers.
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Cheezers.
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I wish they had a Cheezers
on the Space Tree.
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Yeah. But we've got most of the
stuff we had back on earth.
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So it's still pretty cool.
Yeah.
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But what are we gonna do
when we leave the Space Tree
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to go on our mission?
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I don't know.
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What are we gonna do?
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Who knows what it's gonna
be like out there?
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It might totally suck.
Yeah.
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And good luck getting Rawls
to tell you anything about it.
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And, dude, we don't even know
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when we're going back to Earth
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or if we're going back.
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Mordecai?
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Y'know, even if we get out
of this elevator,
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we're still trapped inside
a big metal box,
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floating through space.
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Any illusions we once had
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of being masters of our fate
have been forfeited
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to a man who'd rather preoccupy
us with push-ups
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than prepare us
for whatever horrors
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await us out there in the cold,
infinite abyss.
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Dude, Mordecai, it's cool, man.
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No, Rigby, it's not.
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You know, Fist Pump's
a dumb band,
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but we may have just missed
our last chance
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to ever see another
rock concert.
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I miss Earth.
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♪ All alone
in the world tonight ♪
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♪ Got nothing left
to even put up a fight ♪
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No!
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We're not missing
Fist Pump again!
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This might be our last chance
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to enjoy one of our favorite
things from Earth.
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Get up!
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Dude, it wasn't meant to be.
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Let's just wait here
till someone saves us
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or till we starve to death.
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I don't care... whatever.
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Get... up.
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Dude, I... Ow!
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Oof! Okay! Okay!
Quit it!
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Sheesh.
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Now I'm standing.
Happy?
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Hold still.
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Uhhh, ah!
Oof! Hey!
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I can see our floor!
Get up here!
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We're climbing.
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Fine.
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Must... see... Fist Pump!
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This is the floor!
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Come on, man!
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Eh.
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Hello?
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Anybody out there?!
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Help!
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Whoo!
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Fist Pump!
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Anyone?!
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Dude, nobody can hear us!
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Eh, useless.
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Uhhh, there's an open vent
up here!
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Follow me!
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Dude, come on!
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Fine.
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Where do you think
this thing goes?
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I don't know, but it doesn't
feel very sta...
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Uh, are we still
in the Space Tree?
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We can't be too far
from the observatory.
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Let's keep moving.
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What was that?
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I don't know, dude.
I can't see a thing!
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Something's in here with us.
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Dude, get out that lighter app.
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You dare wake my children?
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You dare disturb
their peaceful sleep?!
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You must be punished.
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I will throw you both
into Bottomless Pit
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of Eternal Darkness!
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Ha ha.
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Pretty scary, right?
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Well, I mean, yeah.
I guess it is. Sure.
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Come on, man!
It's terrifying!
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I put a lot of work into it.
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Well, it's just that it...
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...doesn't look
that bottomless?
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Yeah, yeah, exactly
what I was gonna say.
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You know, wait. I think I can
actually see the bottom.
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Silence!
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All right, all right.
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We were just trying to go see
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our favorite band
from Earth play.
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It might be our last chance ever
to see Fist Pump.
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I don't care what you...
Wait. What?
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Did you say Fist Pump?
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I haven't heard that name
since I left Earth.
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Yeah, dude.
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They're playing at the top
of the Space Tree tonight.
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I stowed away under their bus
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for their entire
"Fresh Outta Prison" tour
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three years ago.
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Those were good times.
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But then I met my wife,
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had a couple hundred children,
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and then she wanted to
move out to space
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to be closer to her family.
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So here I am, five minutes
from the in-laws
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and a million miles away
from the nearest rock concert.
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And all I have to show for it
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is a pit that isn't even
that bottomless.
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Sometimes I really miss Earth.
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Do they still have pizza there?
Yeah.
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Do they still not let giant bats
into pizza parlors?
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Yeah.
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Dude, Fist Pump is playing
right now!
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Well, my wife's gonna be
at her book club
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for another couple hours.
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Whaddya say we sneak off
to a concert? Huh?
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Cool! Cool!
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♪ Come on, sing
with all your might ♪
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♪ Let it out,
it's Saturday night ♪
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♪ Lazers 4 lyfe ♪
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Dude, watch out!
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Yeah, you better hold on!
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I don't know if this is
gonna work!
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Aaaagh! Aaaagh!
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♪ Lasers 4 Lyfe ♪
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Aww-yeah-uh!
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♪ Lasers 4 Lyfe ♪
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ The music's loud
for hanging out ♪
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Aaagh!
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My eyes!
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Just kidding.
I'm already blind.
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Doesn't even hurt.
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Dude, space is pretty cool.
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Yeah, it is.
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Fist Pump!
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