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[MUSIC]

Happy birthday to you. >> My god, I'm the luckiest out on the line.

>> I forgot your presents. >> I remembered my birthday.

>> Of course. >> Of course. Okay, which one should I open first?

>> Definitely mine, mom, mine. >> I think mine's cuter though.

>> No, mine's better. >> It's already opened.

>> Mom, please, please, please open mine first. >> I'll open your brothers because he's begging for it.

>> He's always begging. >> Let's see. I love the box and the bow.

I can see something's already peeping out. Y'all always know what I want. >> Well, it is a tradition.

>> And I know you best, mom. >> [LAUGH]

>> Ever. I hope he got the color. Let's see why I opened your brothers presents first. >> Super cute.

>> I can't believe you guys remembered my birthday. >> Of course we did. >> Me? No.

>> Okay, let's get a better mom. >> Of course. >> You know what I want to do?

I want to take photos of everything because I want to make my ex-husband and all my friends jealous.

I'm posted on my social media. >> That feels so nice. Okay.

>> Mommy, I have to read the card too. >> Okay. >> Hero cute notes. >> Yeah, exactly. >> [LAUGH]

>> For my kids. >> They didn't forget my birthday. >> [LAUGH]

>> For the best kids ever. >> Oh my gosh. >> I have the best son and daughter ever. >> All the best for the best mom.

>> All the families going to be so jealous. >> Because they're already jealous of us anyway. >> True. >> Mom, read the card now. Please, please, please, please. >> Okay, okay. I just want to have enough photos to update my social media on my birthday. >> Okay. >> You all be nice to mom. >> Happy birthday, mom. And I'm getting pampered on my birthday. >> [LAUGH]

>> Okay. >> Smells so good. >> [LAUGH] >> It's so sweet. >> Okay, let me just take some photos. >> Okay. >> My daughter's getting me a foot rub. >> Okay, so. >> [LAUGH]

Happy Birthday, Mom! Smart and caring. Fun to be with. Beautiful inside and out. Ah! There's a cake here.

I love cake. I know. And I love flowers. That's the sign of love.

Okay, wait. So, the card says, "That's what you are, one truly amazing woman." Okay, let's get that one soon.

Happy birthday to my big, titty mommy. So excited. Eat cake off of you. Okay, some more surprises.

Okay, love Aubrey. Best daughter ever. The baby child. Couldn't be luckier to have a mom like you.

Okay, happy birthday, mommy. Thank you for having better pussy than curls my age. Love you. Joshy Ollie. Aubrey Joshy.

Y'all just make me feel so younger. I think she loves it, Sepsis. I know she does. Look how happy she is. She still takes pictures.

She's the youngest, hottest stepmother ever, and everybody is going to be hating mommy's photos. But, who cares?

I don't think Grandma's gonna love this too much because, you know, she's older, so I think she might think this is a little too much.

So we won't show her that. Good thing Grandma doesn't have social media account. But, Daddy might love this.

Yeah. Uncle will probably not like this, but he'll still want to see my photos, of course. Oh my gosh, I want so much like thought after InstaVis.

Look at her trying to figure out the toy. Trying out my new gifts. I'm feeling pleasureed on my birthday. We love clesuring our mom.

We definitely deserve it. I'm gonna make sure I get a picture. One of these has to be worth great things.

Seriously, the best birthday ever, you guys, starting off my morning right? Well, you're the best mom ever, so we want to give you the best birthday.

Best birthday ever. Thank you. Well, who doesn't love being campers? It's only gonna get better, it's still the morning. It is still the morning.

Oh, these pictures that way can get everything. Oh yes, I do get everything. It's hard to take selfies when Aubrey's doing this and he's like...

Hey, I gotta be in love with mom. Yeah. He got one with Aubrey and one with Joshy. Thank you. I'm in love with my new toy, my bra. I'm gonna have to put this in like a little keep-sake.

I knew she would love that card. Aren't you so glad I got it for you? Yes, such a beautiful card. Perfect. I'm gonna read it again.

Happy birthday, mom. Smart and caring. Fun to be with. Beautiful inside and out. That's what you are, one truly amazing woman. Couldn't be luckier to have a mom like you. Love Aubrey and Joshy.

Well, I do love this card and I love my rose and I love my toys. I'm so glad you like it. Getting the photos of Aubrey wishing me my feet. We're gonna make all your mom's friends jealous, mom.

Oh my gosh, that's right. Okay, I definitely have to put some good selfies to make all the other moms jealous because their kids forget their brakes.

Or they have to work for their kids on their birthdays. True. To us doing everything for you today. Or they're more like daddy's girls or daddy's boys. So, I don't do anything for the moms, which is why I'm the luckiest.

That is why your birthday is mommy appreciation day. I'm gonna have so many photos to show them. So cute. And then one like, put this here.

We're so lucky to have a mom like you. Yeah we are. I don't know what we would do without you. I don't know what you would do without me either so... Good thing you'll always know to get me what I want for my birthday. I wonder what else...

I'll have the best family traditions. Oh, right. You'll always surprise me every year. So, I'm just... Oh okay, I'm getting different angles now.

What's up, toy action? Getting everything for your birthday, huh mom? I'm super excited. Yes, being pampered and buddied. My kids give me a beautiful car, beautiful brows, nice toy. It was wrapped so beautifully in that little pink box with the white bow.

And it's just the morning. So, I can't wait to see what the rest of the day is gonna be because we still have the whole day.

My god. Wow. Your mom, do you want me to put these over to the side for you? Yes, I do want to take more pictures with it but yes. Well now we can just hang out so my face should go in here. Thanks for helping me try out my new toys.

I need time mom. Of course, we just want to get you the best presents. I know some other pictures I should take too. I don't have a lot to look through.

I don't know what these pictures grandma's gonna be so jealous. Like everybody's hands in full right now.

Yeah. How nice are your presents.

Best gifts ever. I love our family traditions.

My birthday pictures. You look so pretty for your birthday too. Oh my birthday, I just woke up. She looks like a goddess. Mom always looks great. Thank you Kestra. We do have a very hot mom.

So when this gets ever great start my birthday. I'm happy about how it's going okay.

We just want to make you happy mom. Love making mommy happy. Yeah, we're so happy.

I think mom really does like her new toy. I think so too. Yeah. I love all my gifts y'all have gotten me. Which is better this one or the rose.

The rose is so beautiful. It smells so good. It's as beautiful as new mom. Well, the toy is very relaxing. Well you know, you work really hard mom so you deserve a day to relax. You do. Let us take care of everything for you today. The toy is very fun. We'll have even more fun huh bro. Of course sis.

Oh my gosh. Our mom is so hot. You all keep me young. I have to be the hottest mom in your school. 100%. All of our friends are so jealous. Out of all of your friends I'm the fun mom. Yeah mom. And I really hate it when all my friends say they want to bang you.

My friends say the same thing. What the heck? They're always like your mom is a milk bro and I'm like what do you mean she's a milk? It's because she is. You can't even be mad about it bro. She is hot. Thank you kids.

This is the greatest birthday we've ever had. One of the greatest birthday ever. I love my kids. I love to start to my birthday.

- They're having so much fun.

- Well that actually reminds me Aubrey,

we have to go get the rest of our birthday ready.

- Oh my God, that's right.

Sorry mom.

- Yeah, sorry mom.

- I'll be right back.

- Yeah, meet us downstairs and we'll have another gift for you.

- Don't go downstairs until we call you.

We have to get it set up.

- Okay you guys, you all have me even more excited.

You can't wait to see what else you have in store

for me on my birthday.

- All right, love you mom. - I'll be ready.

- Love you mommy.

- See you downstairs.

- I'll be down here in a few minutes.

- Mom, mom I'm so excited.

- More surprises you guys.

- Yeah, it's your birthday.

- Birthday, I made you a cake.

- Such a beautiful cake.

I love it. - So pretty.

- So like the pink.

- And there's so many. - And all the sprinkles here.

- It's not.

- Oh, it smells so good.

- You made this? - Yes of course.

- This is just for me. - Oh wait that's for mom.

- Mom I also helped, I measured out all the ingredients.

- Did you Josh?

- Yeah I did.

- You measured out like one of them.

Like one ingredient.

- No I didn't sis. - Okay, well I have the best kids

ever for both making me a beautiful cake.

Oh my god, I can't wait to eat this.

It smells so good, it's so pretty.

I mean honestly it's just like even too pretty to cut.

It's so pretty, I love it.

We're gonna cut in total. - Mom, I'm gonna be okay.

- I'm glad you like it though mom.

- I love it, I more than like it, I love it.

- Here we got cute little hats too.

- Oh.

- You all make me feel so young.

- Yeah, put them on.

- Okay.

Make sure you look cute, you look so perfect.

You look so cute, I'm sure.

- Mom you look so good.

- She always looks good.

- That's why all the neighbors get jealous

'cause we have the hottest mom in the neighborhood.

- That's why I gotta make sure my hat looks okay

'cause if the neighbors see us I have to look hot.

- Of course, for the social media person.

- And we're not telling them how old I'm turning.

- Never. - Never.

- Here mom, here's a birthday girl, let me get you a chair.

- Oh, I get a little birthday seat.

- Yeah. - Of course.

- Get us sit and enjoy.

- Joshy, I got a crown for you too.

- Oh.

(laughing)

- Yay, he's celebrating. - He's so cute.

- He looks so cute.

- Oh my god, you really outdid yourself guys.

- We actually put a secret ingredient in the cake mom.

- A secret ingredient? - Yeah.

- So you have to taste it and figure out

all of the ingredients and the secret ingredient

and then you get a special surprise at the end.

- Just taste it or are you gonna cut me a slice or?

- Yeah, we'll help you.

- You have a great idea for that.

- Yes.

Okay, isn't it?

Oh, I cannot wait to taste this cake.

- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

- It's gonna taste even better.

- Oh my god. - Okay.

(laughing)

- Well, you made the cakes and you can do whatever you want.

- Try some mom.

- See.

(laughing)

- A little bit of, that's good.

- Is it good?

- It's good, Aubrey.

- That's good Joshy. - I hope it's not as close too.

(laughing)

- Thanks bro.

- Does it taste good?

- It's so good. - It's so sweet.

- Do you want some bro?

- Not like flour. - Yeah.

(laughing)

- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.

- Mm-hmm.

- Do you have any guesses on the secret ingredient mom?

- Secret ingredient.

- What else got flour?

(kissing)

- Eggs.

- Sugar.

- Colors. - Colors.

- Vanilla.

- Um.

- I'm like,

I don't taste like what makes a cake secret and good.

And I think, hmm.

- Mm, mm.

(kissing)

- Mm.

- Mm.

- It's so good.

- Do we need some more?

- Yes.

(laughing)

- I'm trying to figure out, we make cakes all the time.

So what could be secret in here?

- You can't even solve my job.

I still want a piece piece of this cake.

- Of course mom.

You can shove your face in at any time.

(laughing)

- I'm just gonna pull.

(laughing)

- You can figure it out.

- Um, it's super sweet.

It has extra sugar as the ingredients.

- Oh guys, I know. - Oh no.

(laughing)

- It's so sweet.

- It tastes better than grandma's cake though, doesn't it?

- Mm-hmm.

I want my big dog.

- Oh yeah, she never gets cake as good as this.

(laughing)

- Well, not...

Ah.

(laughing)

- Is it good?

- I can't put my finger on it.

Keep putting your tongue on it and see.

(humming)

- Is it full of sugar?

(laughing)

- Is it confectionery sugar?

Or just regular sugar?

- No.

- Powdered sugar?

- No.

- Is it powdered sugar in the frosting?

- Well for the frosting, yes, that's how you make frosting.

That's not the secret.

- It's not being the secret one.

(humming)

- Mm.

(laughing)

- Other ingredients are in cake.

- There's quite a few, I'm sure.

I just have to think about it.

- I gotta think about it.

(sighs)

- Why don't you try it, Aubrey?

You didn't get to try the cake yet?

- Sure, why don't you put some more on?

It's so good.

Yeah, try your own cake.

- I think it was just so good.

(humming)

Let's see if I can find out what this secret ingredient is.

- Mm, it's good.

- Do you think it tastes good, Aubrey?

- Mm-hmm.

- Definitely vanilla.

- I wouldn't have been able to make it without my sister.

- She's gonna be able to make it, I did.

- Well, I helped measure it.

- Yeah, we put John Maynard together, so.

- You both know what ingredients are in here.

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay.

- Have you figured it out? - No.

- Thanks.

All right.

- Milk?

- No, but not this one.

- That's not the secret ingredient.

- How did you use non-dairy milk as a secret ingredient?

- Mm-mm, that's not it.

- You were able to figure it out?

- I don't know, guys, got me stumped.

I can't, really.

(laughing)

- Is it cold?

- It is cold.

(laughing)

- Got a nice cold cake here.

- Don't ruin your pretty dress.

- My birthday dress.

- You look so pretty in it, too.

- I love how this fun may kids like to have.

- With this cake and frosting.

- There's more frosting for you, mom.

- Mm-hmm.

(laughing)

- Do you think it at least tastes good, mom?

- It tastes very good, Joshy.

- Yeah?

- I think it's the best cake I've ever made.

- Sorry, we never made.

(laughing)

- I really don't know what the secret ingredient is in here.

- Well, you're just gonna have to keep tasting and guessing.

- Do you need any more?

(laughing)

- I actually want another taste.

- You can always have more.

- Take as much as you want.

- You want a cake.

(laughing)

- I'm feeling all of my so hot. - Mom, you're so hot.

(laughing)

(chomping)

- Mm-hmm.

- I don't know where.

- I love this cake. - You taste all of you.

(laughing)

- Does it taste good, sis?

(chomping)

- Way to go with the frosting, bro.

(chomping)

- It's kind of a blow for me.

It's kind of a hump.

(laughing)

(chomping)

(chomping)

- I'm gonna be eating so much of it,

I still can't figure it out.

There's no cream, the cream.

(laughing)

No matter, it's not in there.

That is not good for you.

Well, y'all just have to tell me what the secret is,

'cause it isn't your birthday.

It's a surprise. - No way mom, it's a surprise.

- We love you too much to tell you.

It's your big day.

- Girl, cool.

(laughing)

- Look, I got some of the actual cake on it.

- Just for you. - I'm gonna stick

this dress here.

- You don't have to take this to a dry cleaner.

(laughing)

- I know, it's pretty broad. - It's pretty bright.

(laughing)

- Oh, I wanna taste.

- Love you rubbing in all that frosting on me.

- All right.

- It's gonna taste better for mom.

- I love rubbing the frosting on her.

- I'm definitely gonna get cake here.

(laughing)

- It's like, was this the surprise secret?

(laughing)

- It's his birthday bun.

(laughing)

- It's a surprise, but not the surprise ingredient.

- I love this cake.

- So fun.

- I'm glad you like it mom.

We just love you so much.

I have to be the perfect birthday.

(chattering)

- I'm gonna try to say birthday for sure.

(chattering)

- I like we need to add this as one of our other traditions.

(laughing)

- You should taste it off, Audrey.

- Hmm, yeah, that's what some of me do.

- Yes, 'cause I have plenty on.

- And your mom, you wanna put some on me?

- Yeah.

Put like the actual cake part.

(laughing)

- Oh yeah, smell it off.

- It's my birthday.

(laughing)

- It's made a mess.

- That's okay.

- It's okay, mom, it's your big day.

- It is my big day.

- We can have Josh clean up after.

- Yeah.

- Josh, you look clean with the cake.

- Ooh, I got the D.

- I'm sure you'll get the A.

- They're coming.

- All right, you should get the D.

(laughing)

Oh no, this is the D, what do I have?

- I put an A here for you.

(laughing)

- D for mommy.

(laughing)

(laughing)

- There's so much cake, you guys.

(laughing)

- Aw, baby, all of this is gone.

- Would you say this is one of your best birthdays, mom?

- This is one of my best birthdays,

the most memorable birthday I've had.

Cake fun.

Cake everywhere, on my body.

Instead of us throwing cake in each other's faces.

Frosting feels very nice.

Nice and soft and creamy, frosting feels good.

- Yeah, my other guys both taste it at the same time.

- I put frosting so much. - I think you want a cake.

(laughing)

(laughing)

- It's my birthday cake with my daughter.

- Duh.

I know it's your birthday but you can share.

(laughing)

(groaning)

- So good.

- It's a good cake.

(groaning)

- Birthdays are all about sharing,

especially in this family.

- I love sharing with you guys.

(laughing)

, I love sharing with you guys.

(groaning)

- I love sharing with you guys.

(groaning)

- Such a sweet cake.

This is like a bakery-style cake.

- It tastes good. - Oh, we made it with.

- Um.

- Lots of thought.

- I love how sweet this cake is.

(laughing)

- I think I know what the secret ingredient is.

But, I'll wait until they all tell me

so I know if I'm right or not.

- Whoa, we'll give you one last guess.

- Okay.

(laughing)

- I can't wait.

Um, hmm, are you sure you want me to say?

(laughing)

- Yeah, I guess, I guess. - One last guess.

- 'Cause I keep saying I love, I love, I love this cake.

And it doesn't seem like the ingredients

is a physical ingredient.

Like an ingredient you would be looking at on the pan chain.

- Wrong again.

(laughing)

So, I love my cake.

I love this cake.

- We love our mom. (laughing)

- But you got it wrong.

So, it looks like you're just gonna have to go get cleaned up

while me and Aubrey give you one last surprise and try.

For your birthday.

- Well, I love surprises, so.

- All right, go get cleaned up

and we'll get the surprise ready.

- Okay, sounds good.

Can y'all clean up the kitchen for me?

- Yeah, Josh'll do that.

Bye Mommy, love you. - Love you mom.

- Love you. - Love you.

- She so didn't get it right that time.

- Nope, mom, you're in close.

Surprise try.

- Yep, surprise time.

- Let's get it ready.

- Oh boo.

- Mom, this way.

- I'm just gonna spare my other surprises.

- Yes. - Okay.

- Can you guys do some? - You're okay, I got you.

Okay, you have to look around the room

and try to see if you can find the surprise.

- Okay.

- I'm gonna try.

(laughing)

- I found it. - Oh, she found the table.

- Is the surprise on the table?

- Maybe, maybe not. - Maybe.

- What's that?

- It's like a raccoon.

- Maybe.

(laughing)

- There's very hair.

- Something like that, yeah. - No.

- Okay, I guess you almost tell me when I find it.

- You're so close.

- I feel something. - Oh.

- I felt something hard and long. (laughing)

- You got it. - You found it long.

- You're gonna take the stuff on here.

- It's stuck, you gotta pull it up.

- There you go.

- Okay, what do you think it is without looking?

- I mean, (laughing)

kids.

- I think I know what this is, okay?

Got a section, and it is long.

It feels like it's balls, but the, y'all wrap the bow

around it, yeah, it's definitely what I think it is.

- Take off. - It's another toy.

- Take off your blindfold. - Take a peek.

(laughing)

- It has to get back on there. - Okay.

(laughing)

- I'm gonna mess up my hat, my kid's got me.

- What do you think? - I mess up the decor,

but this is super cute.

- Surprise, mom. (laughing)

Do you like it? - Thank you, thank you.

- You're free, and joshy. (laughing)

And what do you think of how we decorated?

- I love it. - You do?

- It is so cute. - Yay.

- I did most of it. - No, I did a lot of it.

- No, you did it, I did most of it.

- Yes, I did a lot of it, sis.

- Yeah, but I did more.

Kids, don't fight, it's okay.

It looks beautiful the way it is.

- Mom, don't cry.

- I wish I were gonna have this hat. (laughing)

That's how I messed up. (laughing)

- I love all the decorations, you guys.

- You do? - Yes.

- Yay. - Thank you for making it so great.

- I'm glad you like it, do you want the crown instead? (laughing)

- It's okay. - Maybe. (laughing)

- Hey, mom. - Oh, so thoughtful of you guys.

- Why don't you get a little bit more comfortable?

- Yeah. - Okay. (laughing)

- It is your birthday, after all.

- It is my birthday, and I'm gonna change my hat.

- Into the crown? - Yes.

- Do you want gold or silver?

- Let me see the silver one. (laughing)

- Oh my goodness. - Oh, this one doesn't have

the little string. - Okay.

- I guess the gold one then. (laughing)

- That's more comfortable.

- Yeah, Simone. - This is how my boobs are popping out.

- You look so much more comfy now.

- Much more comfortable.

- Why don't you get comfortable too, sis?

- I know you might be right. - Okay. (laughing)

- Yeah, let's get more comfortable with me, Audrey.

- Oh, that crown's so nice. - Oh, look, she's our true queen.

- Yeah, right? - Queen.

- Is this your best birthday, mom?

- It is your best birthday.

My kids just decorated, and got me all these gifts.

- Of course. - Queen, birthday queen.

(laughing)

- I just want one, so here. - This is the best for mom.

- Now that older and older you get,

you always make me feel so young.

- Yeah? - You are young.

Young in my heart. (laughing)

- You're still young at heart, mom.

- I'm glad I could spend it with you guys.

- Me too. - Same.

I love my little crown, does it look cute?

It looks so cute.

Did you pick out these hats, Audrey?

- Of course I did! - No?

- I don't know mommy so well. - I picked out the hats.

- No, you didn't.

You picked out these ones, I got the crowns.

- What?

- Josh, it's okay.

- Don't even try.

You're not your sister.

- Does my worth in you? (laughing)

- Mom!

- Always trying to take credit, but it's okay.

- See, mom gets it. - It's five for birthday.

So thought that counts.

- You're so hilarious. - Thanks mom.

- You're hilarious. (laughing)

- It's because she knows I decorated all of this for her,

so she loves me more than you.

I like it. - I like it.

In my birthday suit. - What, Audrey?

- Do I help taking off your heels too long?

Yes. (laughing)

Taking off your hat, Ben. (laughing)

Okay, over here.

One big happy family.

Our mom's heels so cute.

- They're so cute. - They're new ones.

- Yeah, y'all should have gotten me some new ones

for my birthday.

- And I helped her pick them out.

- Maybe next time we'll go shopping.

- How? - Well, my birthday's not over yet.

It's 24 hours. (laughing)

- And after our party we should go shopping.

- Yes, after my little birthday party.

- Maybe get some heels that are easier,

but take off your hat. (laughing)

- That's what mom wants to do.

- I mean, fashion is complicated, aren't you? (laughing)

- We'll learn that as we get older.

- Yes, mom, you're so wise. (laughing)

- I'm sure you take too much fun. (laughing)

- It's toy. - It's your favorite.

- I'm glad you like it. (laughing)

- My boobs are too big for my mom. (laughing)

- You like a bow, mom? - It's probably a little croffle.

- Yeah. (laughing)

- Well, why don't you guys-- (laughing)

- Birthday present. (laughing)

- Why don't you guys get comfortable in your legs

on the couch? - Absolutely.

- Of course. - Of course.

- Memories of my friends. (laughing)

- Oh my God. - Wait.

- This is like not the best birthdays

I think we've had in our family so far. (laughing)

- So you're just gonna talk on the couch.

- Of course. - Birthday memory, right?

- I'm gonna take you to decorate everything. (laughing)

- Oh, we took like all day yesterday,

we got to work to just get all the supplies,

and then we set it up when you went and cleaned up.

- You get the supplies on my credit card, Aubrey.

- Thank you. (laughing)

- Good. - Thank you guys.

- No. - Thank you.

- It didn't cost too much. (snoring)

- I mean, it was basically free. (laughing)

- Oh, is it free when you're flirting

with a fast-fetched sister guy?

- I mean, Mom, you don't raise me. (laughing)

- This is true. - Mm-hmm.

- Like, love they like, deposit. - Mm-hmm.

- Right? - Mm-hmm.

- Oh my God. (laughing)

Okay, so, I love this cute little family.

Our traditions are the greatest.

Every year, I feel like they get better and better.

We do have the best traditions as a family.

One big happy family. (laughing)

You don't need anybody else.

- Literally. (laughing)

- That one is so jealous of us.

How close we are. - Mm-hmm.

- They all love each other. - Mm-hmm.

- How we like to celebrate each other. (laughing)

- Of course, for the best family. (laughing)

- For the best in your life. (laughing)

(kissing)

- So what else do you wanna do for your birthday, Mom?

- I wanna continue to have more fun with you guys. (laughing)

Like, it's just celebrating my kids.

I love how close we are. (laughing)

How we like to share everything.

- Me too. - Me too.

- Unfortunately, we're out of surprises after this one,

but we can come up with more for you later.

- Y'all definitely have been surprising me

every second today, so. (laughing)

- Good. - We look forward

for what's more to come. (laughing)

- Hey, maybe we will take Mom shopping. (laughing)

We're cute. (laughing)

- Who doesn't love to shop? (laughing)

- Especially with Mom. (laughing)

So it'll be fun.

- Yeah, I love shopping with Mom. (laughing)

I love all my gifts you've gotten me.

There's so much thought to been put into, like.

- We just want what's best for our favorite Mom.

- Beautiful cake. - The luckiest. (laughing)

- I'm sorry. (laughing)

(kissing)

- I'm really glad you like the cake.

- I love the cake so much.

We have so much fun eating it all together.

- Mm-hmm. - Tasting it.

- Mm. - And I think it tasted so good

with you two. - I'm so happy with you two.

- I got you so sweet. - Mm-hmm.

- I think we put too much frosting on it. (laughing)

- It's okay. - There's plenty of frosting.

- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. (laughing)

- I'm licking all the frosting off each other.

- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. (laughing)

- It's so much fun. - Mm-hmm.

- You have so much fun, so good for you.

So sweet and colorful. (laughing)

- A message of beautiful cake for me. (laughing)

- I'm glad you love. - Mm-hmm.

- I know how much you love colorful things. (laughing)

- I do love lots of color, a little bit of the cores.

Lots of pops of color. - Mm-hmm. (laughing)

- And y'all really surprised me by waking me up this morning.

- Yeah. - I wasn't expecting that at all.

- Good, you're supposed to be surprised.

- Having a nice, like, beautiful sleep,

and then when kids come in, they sing to me.

- Yes, yes. - With a beautiful birthday card.

- And some roses, and now lots of flowers. - Oh, I know. (laughing)

We were gonna have breakfast in bed, but we kind of made a mess making the cake. (laughing)

- Because the cake is perfect. (laughing)

We have some left over. - Oh, yes, we do.

- So we're gonna have for dessert later. (laughing)

- Absolutely. - Mm-hmm.

- And we have candles, so add candles. - Yes, of course, you can blow them out. (laughing)

- We just don't put my age on it. (laughing)

- Yeah, I hope we'll just get two candles, not the eight or one.

- Or three, we can each blow one out. (laughing)

- Three pretty candles we should get, like this, my fire-filled candles.

- Fire-filled candles. - (gasps)

- Yes. - Like candles.

- Let's get the trick candles. - Yeah. (laughing)

- Never blow out. - This guy,

- Every once in a while, he has to... - Yes, keep blowing out and blowing out.

- He doesn't blow out. (laughing)

- That'll be so much fun, like, after dinner. - Mm-hmm.

- Of course, I have to have a birthday dinner with my kids. - Of course. (laughing)

- We're the best kind of kids. - For the best mom. - Absolutely. (laughing)

- I love you guys. - I love you too, Mom. (laughing)

- Just spoiling your mother on her birthday. - Well, you deserve the best. - I do.

- You spoil us all the times, about time we were your favorite. - Mm-hmm.

- I'm so lucky to have you guys. - Mm-hmm.

- We're even luckier to have a mom like you. - I just call us mom on the earth. - Thanks. (laughing)

- Mm-hmm. - All of the neighbor moms want to be just like you. - Oh, she's so jealous.

- They're so boring, 'cause they all are. - Mm-hmm. - Not as fun as me. - Mm-hmm.

- Not even close. - Mm-hmm. - And their kids are nice, and it's my kids. (laughing)

All of the other kids and moms suck but us.

Ya'll are the coolest kids at your school.

Because we have the coolest mom in the world.

We do have the coolest mom.

[LAUGHTER]

I do give ya'll lots of freedom.

So that's true.

The other good kids.

[LAUGHS]

We haven't done anything naughty yet.

[LAUGHS]

We're still young.

We got time.

[GASPS]

This is the best type of family bonding.

[LAUGHTER]

It is.

We always have family bonding nights, though.

Are you kidding?

This is just a special, special occasion

for this special birthday girl.

But we do try to do everything together.

And I appreciate that, you guys.

I know y'all could be hanging out with your friends,

but you decided to spend the whole day with me on my birthday.

Of course.

Why has yours cooler than our mom's?

No one.

[LAUGHTER]

It's getting hot in here from all this fun.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, no.

I'm sorry, mom.

Should we have turned on the AC for you?

A little bit.

It's all right.

[LAUGHS]

I'm enjoying it.

Well, that's good.

As long as you're having fun with it, that's all that matters.

That's all that matters.

[LAUGHTER]

And the party has a secret treat touch.

Oh, I forgot.

I've changed it to the crown.

It means you look like a princess.

On my birthday, I get to see a moment.

Oh my god.

That should be the next surprise.

That's kind of an amazing park.

These little decorations.

Yeah, we did so good, huh, bro?

Yeah, we did.

Y'all really did.

It was super surprise.

Good.

It was supposed to be.

It's a lovely totter.

[MUMBLING]

How does mom ever--

Oh, bro.

Yeah.

I love the compliments, you guys.

Thank you.

You come here.

Let's see.

Our mom has the best ass, the greatest tits,

the best body in general.

And she's so good at doing her eye shadow.

Definitely make everybody--

I just want to post this, but it's in my social media.

Oh, 100%.

Done how we've been like, is all pretty.

They're all going to want kids just like us.

Yes, they will.

You raised us so good.

She's so well.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

, so much present.

Did you like better the vibrator Joshy got you, or the dildo

I got you?

Wow.

I love both of the toys you guys got me.

And I think what I should do is use them together.

So after I use them together at the same time,

then I'll let y'all know which one I love the best.

Honestly, the equally is good.

It's about that count.

You also say you equally love us the same,

but we all know you love me more.

[LAUGHTER]

How does that even matter?

No, mom loves me.

Sure.

[LAUGHTER]

Baby, the shambles.

Yes, I'm going to love you more.

See, I told you.

She said that sarcastically broke on.

[LAUGHTER]

Mom, come on.

Can you hear that?

I'm the favorite.

No, I'm the favorite.

No me.

All your friends so much work for this Joshy.

Yeah, I did.

You just have to take the credit.

[LAUGHTER]

All these decorations.

Yeah, everywhere.

I made a little bit of a mess, but it's OK.

I'm just looking around and admiring all the work you all

put in to make my birthday special.

Yeah.

I'm going to make as many of us as you want.

Josh will clean up tonight.

See?

That will be my birthday present for me, Josh.

[LAUGHTER]

One of the decorations.

Since you've fixed your foot everything up.

[LAUGHTER]

Ha, ha.

[LAUGHTER]

Best mom ever.

Best daughter ever.

[LAUGHTER]

[KISSING]

It's too much fun with you guys.

[LAUGHTER]

Greatest family ever.

Our uncle would be so mad if he knew how we celebrated

our birthday.

He definitely wanted to be a star.

[INAUDIBLE]

[INAUDIBLE]

Oh my goodness, wait.

Never mind.

He's going to see all the foods.

Yeah, he is.

Yeah.

So everyone's going to find out.

Everybody knows they're the best family.

[LAUGHTER]

Why don't you come take a seat, mom, and relax?

You're going to come use some more relaxing today.

[LAUGHTER]

Let's see how I'm going to relax with my kid.

[KISSING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Mom has the biggest boobs ever.

[LAUGHTER]

I don't know if I'm--

Well, you have big boobs too, just like me.

Maybe when I'm your age, I'll have big boobs like yours.

Yes, I also like bloomer, so.

[LAUGHTER]

This is very true.

You just got to be patient.

It takes some time.

[LAUGHTER]

I think it's true.

Bloomer, he was 12 months.

20, so.

Really?

Yeah.

I have so much time.

You do have plenty of time.

No, you don't.

Make sure you're just staying natural.

It's better.

Cars, always.

And my mother's daughter, cars.

[LAUGHTER]

It's best to stay as natural as possible,

because you're such a natural being in the day with my daughter.

My honey.

You're the best mom ever.

You're the sweetest daughter.

[LAUGHTER]

See, Josh loves me more.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, you guys.

[LAUGHTER]

[GASPING]

[LAUGHTER]

God.

That's it.

It's just too much fun on my birthday.

You have given me so many surprises.

Cars.

Just wait until we take you out for dinner tonight.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, yes.

I would love a nice dinner for my kids.

[LAUGHTER]

With your credit card.

[LAUGHTER]

All right.

We'll drive.

Drive, drive.

Your car.

Yeah, you can drive without being nice.

[LAUGHTER]

Yay.

We'll have more dessert at the restaurant,

and then save the cake for after.

Yay.

We can have cake and ice cream tonight

when we watch your favorite movies.

Because we can't bring the birthday cake to the restaurant

since we kind of destroyed it.

We kind of destroyed it.

We just can't eat it or take it off the pot.

We destroyed the cake, you guys.

We just had a good time.

We kind of rushed around for my birthday dinner with that cake.

They're going to think we dropped it or something.

Maybe they'll give us a free one because they'll feel bad.

True.

Yeah.

We'll just pretend.

We should try to take it.

Just pretend that we dropped it.

So they get this free dessert.

Oh, my god.

And they probably have candles there, too.

Yeah, that'd be so much fun.

Only lots of fun.

Cute.

I like how we're like matching with our little hats.

Everybody wore hats for me.

So where did you get all these ideas for the decor for my birthday?

Well, we know how much you love color.

So we went to the party store just down the street.

They had a whole bunch, just everything, all in color.

They had like fumes.

That makes sense.

I see a lot of things going on.

But you've brought it together really nice.

You're doing good.

Thanks, mom.

Why don't you turn around so you can talk to Audrey and see her?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

My hair gets everywhere.

Hey.

Hi, Mommy.

Hello, again, my daughter.

[SIGHS]

[GIGGLES]

Oh, I guess I can definitely see you better.

[GIGGLES]

Good.

Good idea, Joshy.

I guess Josh is smart sometimes.

[LAUGHING]

Hi.

I mean, you're very smart.

You're a very smart son.

Am I?

Sometimes.

You pick your mom.

Sometimes I can be a blonde.

You are.

[LAUGHING]

You're so silly.

You do have blonde roots like your dad, so--

[LAUGHING]

I'll get out my jeans.

[LAUGHING]

They're the good jeans.

Mm-hmm.

What's that?

OK, so we're thinking about all the fun stuff that we get to do today.

We're in time flies and we're having fun stuff.

[LAUGHING]

Yeah.

What was your favorite part?

Was it morning?

Was it the cake?

Or was it your pretty surprise here?

Surprise.

I'm loving it all.

[LAUGHING]

It's hard to pick just one.

Good.

That means we did it right.

Yeah, all so different.

Mm-hmm.

And all five.

[LAUGHING]

Having so fun of course.

[LAUGHING]

This is definitely a birthday for the bugs.

Absolutely.

I'm not a decor.

[LAUGHING]

You too.

We'll never forget.

[LAUGHING]

We'll take more photos today too.

[LAUGHING]

I'll have to take photos of the decor before you all take it down.

Josh, we'll take it down until you take photos.

Right, Josh?

Right.

[LAUGHING]

This is my birthday decor.

Mm-hmm.

Thank you, guys.

We love the birthday girl.

It's kind of fun spoiling you when you do so much for us.

Right, I can just get at least one day.

One day a year, all for you.

Well, two days.

There's also Mother's Day.

Right.

I was thinking that, but I didn't want to.

I didn't want to say it because--

[LAUGHING]

I don't want y'all to worry about having to get me more stuff or doing more things. Don't worry we will.

Sis, why don't you relax for a little bit?

Okay bro.

Oh shit.

I'm just gonna stay so I can see you.

I brought them to the house.

Yeah I guess we can get along sometimes. Pretty good.

Y'all get along really well. You love each other.

Well of course. Your family.

Oh my goodness.

Do you want to get that UC fix?

Yeah we do. That's your next birthday gift. Josh fixes the AC.

Been keeping in shape.

Yes mommy has yourself.

Oh for you of course mom.

Thank you for sharing my little birthday crown is on.

You're like so cute.

You look cute together.

Best mom ever.

Best family ever.

Oh my god this is my favorite birthday we've ever had.

Exactly.

My favorite birthday too.

That means each and every year you're gonna have to like outdo yourself.

I mean I think we can totally pull it off.

More toys for me.

Every birthday two more toys.

One present from each of you.

One more like 30 presents for me and one from Josh.

You're right.

I always say I'm the achiever but I love that about you.

I get it from you.

This is true.

All the details you put into things.

We just want the best for our best mom.

So lucky.

So are we.

So lucky to have such a great kid.

Oh my god.

I'm lucky to have such a great mom.

Thank you guys.

Such a nice day.

It's a really nice day.

Maybe we could go to the park after.

Oh yeah like we used to when we were kids.

We can clean up and then go to the park.

Yeah we have to clean up all the cakes.

Yeah I feel like you're still making some delicious food.

Maybe you can go to the park and then Josh can clean up.

Josh can clean up the kitchen.

We're kidding.

Why don't you guys ever include me.

We always include you.

You can come after.

As soon as you're done cleaning up and doing your chores.

I'm not doing it.

It's my birthday.

Exactly.

I'm not doing it.

I said it all up.

I said it all up.

My teamwork.

Mom come on you gotta believe me.

Oh goodness.

You kids.

I swear you keep me on my toes.

You know she's not going to pick between us.

I'm not.

Absolutely not.

Cause she knows that she would pick me.

Mom.

I'm not even telling that.

Sorry bro.

Mom why don't you just lay down and relax for a little bit.

It's a good idea Josh people to see all our being in the extra right now.

We're not in the extra.

I'm supposed to be the princess crown.

Here mommy I got you a pillow.

Thank you.

Cars.

Should come too.

Little crown.

Yeah cause mom's a queen.

I am queen yes.

She is the queen.

The queen of birthdays.

So much birthday celebration surrounding me.

I can't get over all these decorations.

The cake matches the decorations.

Don't you love it?

That's why I did the cake with the sprinkles.

It matches the sprinkles on my favorite.

The sprinkles do taste really good.

Sharing the cake together.

When you get a happy family.

We're such a sharing family.

We really are.

Yes ever since y'all were young we always share things for each other.

Sharing is caring.

We're a very caring family.

Well I taught y'all to make sure to share your toys.

I share my toys with y'all too.

And we just get you more to share.

Every year double the gifts.

Can we even double it?

This is so much fun.

I'm sure we can.

I'm sure we can.

We're having so much fun with you right now.

Okay.

Little crown.

You're so cute.

Toy on the coffee table.

Toy upstairs.

Don't you just love that toy though?

I got it and I just instantly thought of you.

I thought you would get me this.

Of course.

Anything for mom.

Nice toy.

Mom's love me too.

You're the most just play with me with my new toy.

I love you.

I love you too.

I love you too.

I love you.

My new toy.

We always have so much fun playing with each other.

Yeah we do.

I love that.

It's too much fun.

Oh my God.

Just wrapping it everywhere.

Just teasing me with my new toy.

I know you want to try it out on your own but I'm going to love teasing.

Yeah.

Just let me tease you with this.

Yeah like that.

That's exactly right.

I taught you enough.

I'm definitely my mother's daughter.

I'm definitely my mother's daughter.

I'm definitely my mother's daughter.

It's like we both knew.

It fit perfectly.

But we needed the perfect gift.

It's going down.

Fun bags.

Fun bags.

I call them stress bags.

Squeeze them.

I'll squeeze yours while you squeeze mine.

That seems like a perfect mix.

Nice little stress bun.

Stress really always licks my body.

Squeeze them.

So soft.

Perky.

It's so hard.

How do you perfect?

After hitting this birthday?

Come on Mom.

I think my mother likes daughter.

Mom's just perfect.

Tonjosh.

Mom is so perfect.

Perfect because I let my kids do whatever they want.

No you don't.

Because I spoiled y'all.

We were definitely spoiled.

That's for sure.

Yes.

You don't always got everything you wanted.

So why don't you lay down and relax?

Aubrey.

He's so controlling.

No one wants this.

I'm not sis.

You know it.

It's a good thing we're family bro.

(laughs)

You love your daughter.

Oh no Josh's been boxing us around on my birthday.

He's just upset he's losing our little competition.

(laughs)

Whatever.

He's just losing any competition.

You totally always in competition with each other.

Well I'm the one who set up a lot of that.

I set up most of it.

I set up like 99.999 percent.

You only got like the .0001 percent.

Well if you set it up then he's cleaning it up.

Gotta clean that up before tomorrow.

You heard my mom.

(laughs)

I mean I guess we could always clean it up tonight.

Your birthday is a 24 hour thing.

Yeah.

I set it up within 24 hours.

Have to have it cleaned up.

Maybe we should all just clean together.

It might bring us closer together bro.

I think we are already pretty close as a family.

That's true.

I love being close to you guys.

Yes we are all very close to each other.

We are close to each other.

We are close to each other first.

Now we have to stick together.

Oh yes.

That's what family does.

We are the best family.

Yeah, I am the best family.

I love trio.

Lots of secrets.

Well that's why grandma always gets jealous.

Were you ever this close with grandma?

I was about to say a little closer to me than I was with grandma.

Yeah, she would definitely be jealous.

It's okay.

She's just setting her ways.

Of course she is bolder.

She wants to feel a lot of things.

Maybe we should send Josh over so he can control her.

Or boss her around.

I want to boss you guys around.

Send Josh over to your grandmother.

There's your grandmother.

She's going to boss Josh around.

I have a nice one.

She'll whip you guys into shape for sure.

No we love things spoiled.

Don't we Josh?

Yes.

Spoil all your grandma's strength.

Yeah she is.

That's why I don't like staying the night over there.

Well we can't tell her everything about today.

So, you know that.

We can't tell her how much we spoiled you, just not to be ex-ta-y.

She would probably die if she found out we got you toys.

Yeah, I cannot.

I'm going to say they are different toys.

Like a back massager.

Or like a leg massager.

Probably funny.

She got me a massage with my birthday and then you just won't tell her about the dolls.

I don't think she'll understand.

Sounds good to me.

Nice and relaxing.

And being all of that cute.

So delicious and sweet.

So good.

So pretty.

I'm glad you liked it mommy.

I enjoyed rubbing and all the little frosting

and the sprinkle on each other.

That was so much fun.

Making a mess was fun too.

A mess that Josh can clean up.

That's my favorite part.

I don't want him to keep reminding him so he doesn't forget that that's what I'm doing.

That is his job to clean it.

Well why don't we all just like sit down and talk about what this secret ingredient actually is.

I've been wondering about that because I keep thinking about that cake.

I'm pretty good with baking.

Mom come over here.

Do I get a pillow just to match?

Yes.

Let's find a new match for you.

Such a good job.

I just want to be like mom.

Always.

So mom you agree that I did better than Josh?

Like with all the decorations?

Like you know that I did it.

You guys stop arguing.

You found it.

Oh my goodness.

You both did an amazing job on the cake.

It's fine.

It's fine.

You guys.

Okay.

So you both did an amazing job on the cake.

We know Aubrey baked it.

Joshy I'm assuming helped decorate it.

But both of you all know that it's a secret ingredient.

And you keep trying to get me to play this little game to figure out what it is.

Have you figured it out yet?

I think I have a pretty good idea on what it is.

Secret ingredient.

What made you come to the decision of what it could be.

Oh gosh it was just like a word that I kept thinking of over and over in my head.

As I was spending my wonderful birthday with my kids.

So the secret ingredient must be...

If y'all want me to tell you.

Yeah keep thinking on it mom.

Keep thinking about it.

I have it right here.

I know what it is.

Are you thinking vanilla?

I already said vanilla earlier.

So I know this is not a secret.

Okay.

I was trying to trick her.

Do you think it's...

I said vanilla.

No.

Flour.

Eggs.

Powder sugar.

Contactionary sugar.

Sugar.

Sprinkles.

They become fatty sprinkles.

But how can those be secret ingredients?

Cause that's what you need to bake a cake with baking powder.

Bananas.

Baking powder.

Vanilla extract.

3 eggs.

3 eggs.

But 8 are eggs.

Yeah.

So none of those are secret but I don't know if we added like pudding or something.

Well y'all did bake it from the heart.

No we did.

So.

I did.

I think the secret ingredient is more like metaphorical so.

It's nothing in our pantry cause I would know if we could possibly add to a cake or I would taste it.

But um yeah.

I think I know what the secret ingredient is.

I think I got a secret ingredient too.

Mom is so smart and so sweet.

I like secret ingredients.

Secret ingredient is love.

Because we love each other.

It was made with love.

Secret ingredient.

To your loving family.

Am I right?

You gave me like 100 billion tries.

Yeah.

And you're so right mom.

That's so right.

We love each other so much.

And this has definitely helped me and Aubrey, my sister get over whatever we've been going.

The cake.

True.

I don't think we need that many combinations anymore.

I'm so happy.

That's true.

All right let's get cleaned up and go to the park.

Yes, ready to go have some park time, fun time and nice birthday dinner.

And to eat some more cake.

Yup.

And now we have each other as family.

We have each other.

So should we go get changed?

Is that what's happening?

We need to get cleaned up.

Yes.

All right after you mom.

All righty.

You're gonna clean up right bro?

Right.

All right.

(whooshing)

(music fades)