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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:01,741 The future. 2 00:01:01,741 --> 00:01:03,661 I see it coming. 3 00:01:05,141 --> 00:01:07,341 A man is returning home. 4 00:01:09,581 --> 00:01:11,581 A musician, 5 00:01:11,581 --> 00:01:14,581 of great talent and fortune. 6 00:01:16,501 --> 00:01:19,381 But his enemies await. 7 00:01:22,221 --> 00:01:26,621 He is in grave danger. 8 00:01:26,621 --> 00:01:29,621 In the shadows lurks... 9 00:01:31,661 --> 00:01:32,901 ..death. 10 00:01:52,461 --> 00:01:54,861 "The Riddle of the Missing Monocle. 11 00:01:54,861 --> 00:01:56,741 "A Merle Monroe Mystery." 12 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:58,941 That's a lot of M's, Mum. 13 00:01:58,941 --> 00:02:00,061 Who's Merle? 14 00:02:00,061 --> 00:02:03,021 - He's my new detective and don't get marmalade on him, please. 15 00:02:03,021 --> 00:02:04,981 - Has he found the missing monocle? 16 00:02:04,981 --> 00:02:06,621 - He has not. 17 00:02:06,621 --> 00:02:09,021 And to be quite honest, neither have I. 18 00:02:09,021 --> 00:02:11,381 - This is entirely without sense. 19 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:14,781 Your Great Uncle Horace is inviting you to visit him 20 00:02:14,781 --> 00:02:17,541 at the Prospect Hotel on Cragstone Ridge. 21 00:02:17,541 --> 00:02:19,061 - Why doesn't that make any sense? 22 00:02:19,061 --> 00:02:22,421 - I rather assumed your Great Uncle Horace was still dead. 23 00:02:22,421 --> 00:02:25,741 - "There may be something of interest to your daughter Georgina." 24 00:02:25,741 --> 00:02:26,941 George. 25 00:02:26,941 --> 00:02:29,021 - He's dead, you can't expect him to know that. 26 00:02:29,021 --> 00:02:30,701 She can't possibly go. 27 00:02:30,701 --> 00:02:32,381 - Well, certainly not on her own, no. 28 00:02:32,381 --> 00:02:33,861 - I am here, you know. 29 00:02:35,261 --> 00:02:37,421 Oh Mum, Dad, please say yes. 30 00:02:37,421 --> 00:02:40,741 Look, I love you, but I am dying of boredom being stuck here 31 00:02:40,741 --> 00:02:41,941 with you all summer. 32 00:02:42,981 --> 00:02:44,741 - Oh! - Mm. - Charming. 33 00:02:44,741 --> 00:02:46,221 - You know what I mean. 34 00:02:46,221 --> 00:02:47,781 - I shall go with you. 35 00:02:47,781 --> 00:02:49,381 I... This is odd. 36 00:02:49,381 --> 00:02:50,701 I want to get to the bottom of it. 37 00:02:52,181 --> 00:02:54,501 Yeah, it's adventure time! 38 00:02:54,501 --> 00:02:56,901 Yeah. - No, no, no, no, no. Absolutely not. 39 00:02:56,901 --> 00:03:00,821 This is categorically not another one of your preposterous escapades. 40 00:03:00,821 --> 00:03:01,941 - Well, how can it be? 41 00:03:01,941 --> 00:03:03,381 It's just me and Timmy. 42 00:03:03,381 --> 00:03:05,581 Isn't it, yeah? - And me. 43 00:03:06,861 --> 00:03:08,821 - And Dad. - And Mum. 44 00:03:08,821 --> 00:03:10,621 I can write from there. 45 00:03:10,621 --> 00:03:14,381 Big spooky hotel in the middle of nowhere? 46 00:03:14,381 --> 00:03:16,421 That's where I'll find my monocle. 47 00:03:18,461 --> 00:03:19,821 - Yeah. 48 00:03:32,021 --> 00:03:33,781 That was whale fat. 49 00:03:35,061 --> 00:03:38,141 - In the sandwich, on the train. 50 00:03:38,141 --> 00:03:39,541 - Highly likely. 51 00:03:39,541 --> 00:03:40,941 Rationing? 52 00:03:40,941 --> 00:03:42,501 - Oh, it was yuck. 53 00:03:42,501 --> 00:03:44,821 - Evacuation does sound grim. 54 00:03:44,821 --> 00:03:46,821 But we're here now, 55 00:03:46,821 --> 00:03:48,901 so we have to make a go of it. 56 00:03:48,901 --> 00:03:51,901 - What does the letter say happens next? 57 00:03:51,901 --> 00:03:55,181 - "Dear Sir, in light of the aerial bombardment of London, 58 00:03:55,181 --> 00:03:57,141 "your children have been selected to join a party 59 00:03:57,141 --> 00:03:59,941 "of 22 evacuees leaving the capital this Friday. 60 00:03:59,941 --> 00:04:02,981 "The 09:10 from Paddington delivers them to Cragstone Ridge, 61 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:04,581 "whence they will be escorted to the safety 62 00:04:04,581 --> 00:04:06,141 "of the renowned Prospect Hotel." 63 00:04:06,141 --> 00:04:07,621 "Renowned" is good. 64 00:04:07,621 --> 00:04:09,141 - We'll pretend it's a holiday. 65 00:04:09,141 --> 00:04:12,341 No air raids, no sirens, no horrible gas masks. 66 00:04:12,341 --> 00:04:13,821 New friends. 67 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:16,661 - Next week it's my birthday, 68 00:04:16,661 --> 00:04:19,021 and the most important thing about my birthday 69 00:04:19,021 --> 00:04:20,941 is that we're together with Mum and Dad 70 00:04:20,941 --> 00:04:23,501 and we all sing Green Grow the Rushes, O. 71 00:04:23,501 --> 00:04:26,661 It's compulsory and now it's been cancelled and I miss them already 72 00:04:26,661 --> 00:04:27,901 and... 73 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:29,341 ..that man is staring at us. 74 00:04:31,061 --> 00:04:32,941 Oh, no. 75 00:04:32,941 --> 00:04:34,461 He's coming over. 76 00:04:34,461 --> 00:04:35,981 Julian... 77 00:04:38,461 --> 00:04:42,381 - Do I have the pleasure of beholding the Family Barnard, junior division? 78 00:04:42,381 --> 00:04:44,501 Yeah, we're the Barnards. 79 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:46,341 Mr Vincent at your service. 80 00:04:46,341 --> 00:04:47,981 How was the journey? 81 00:04:47,981 --> 00:04:50,621 I trust they gave you something tasty to eat. 82 00:04:50,621 --> 00:04:53,301 - They did. It was... - Tasty. 83 00:04:53,301 --> 00:04:54,941 - I'm so pleased. 84 00:04:54,941 --> 00:04:56,181 Cases? 85 00:04:56,181 --> 00:04:58,341 - We can...carry...our cases. 86 00:04:58,341 --> 00:04:59,501 Thank you. 87 00:05:01,461 --> 00:05:02,861 This way. 88 00:05:02,861 --> 00:05:04,261 - Hello, old sport. 89 00:05:04,261 --> 00:05:06,581 Stanley Crawford, insurance agent. 90 00:05:06,581 --> 00:05:07,941 My card. 91 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:10,661 I believe we have a common destination, the Prospect Hotel. 92 00:05:11,701 --> 00:05:13,301 - Um, yes. 93 00:05:13,301 --> 00:05:14,981 What's it like? 94 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:18,181 - Ruddy unsuitable place to dump a pile of kids, if you ask me, 95 00:05:18,181 --> 00:05:20,181 but there's a war on. 96 00:05:20,181 --> 00:05:21,661 Shall we? 97 00:05:30,741 --> 00:05:32,981 I've been reading up about Cragstone Ridge. 98 00:05:32,981 --> 00:05:34,981 It's surrounded by a marsh. 99 00:05:35,941 --> 00:05:38,221 Local legend says the place "eats" people. 100 00:05:38,221 --> 00:05:40,261 - Great, a cursed hotel. 101 00:05:40,261 --> 00:05:42,181 Just gets better and better. 102 00:05:56,021 --> 00:05:57,421 I'm scared. 103 00:05:57,421 --> 00:05:59,541 - There are no ghosts at the Old Prospect. 104 00:05:59,541 --> 00:06:02,541 What there is is buckets of bad blood. 105 00:06:02,541 --> 00:06:04,381 Broken promises. 106 00:06:04,381 --> 00:06:06,061 Disappointments. 107 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:07,301 Betrayals. 108 00:06:08,381 --> 00:06:11,101 Yeah, that's what a man really should be allowed to insure against. 109 00:06:12,621 --> 00:06:14,061 Betrayal. 110 00:06:38,821 --> 00:06:40,381 - Cab Vee. 111 00:06:41,461 --> 00:06:42,701 Playing tonight. 112 00:06:47,381 --> 00:06:49,821 Do I have the pleasure of welcoming the Barnard family? 113 00:06:51,021 --> 00:06:53,221 - Yes, we just met. 114 00:06:53,221 --> 00:06:56,021 - We most certainly did, and what an unfettered delight it was. 115 00:06:56,021 --> 00:06:57,661 I am Mr Vincent, 116 00:06:57,661 --> 00:07:00,061 proprietor and your host. 117 00:07:00,061 --> 00:07:01,181 Number 16. 118 00:07:01,181 --> 00:07:02,701 - Are the other children here already? 119 00:07:02,701 --> 00:07:05,061 - I don't think we're expecting any other children. 120 00:07:05,061 --> 00:07:06,261 Correction. 121 00:07:06,261 --> 00:07:07,621 We are. 122 00:07:07,621 --> 00:07:10,141 One young man. 123 00:07:10,141 --> 00:07:11,661 - What? 124 00:07:12,861 --> 00:07:14,421 - Mr Vincent. 125 00:07:14,421 --> 00:07:18,381 What is the meaning of this disgusting proposition? 126 00:07:20,381 --> 00:07:21,941 What did he say? 127 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,581 - Mummy... - What? 128 00:07:23,581 --> 00:07:25,781 Don't mumble, Angela. 129 00:07:25,781 --> 00:07:27,541 It's so unattractive. 130 00:07:28,861 --> 00:07:33,701 This hideous threat of so-called popular music. 131 00:07:33,701 --> 00:07:36,221 I've just returned from Brazil, 132 00:07:36,221 --> 00:07:39,101 where the noise was insufferable 133 00:07:39,101 --> 00:07:41,501 and in this hotel 134 00:07:41,501 --> 00:07:44,701 I demand peace... - But... - ..and quiet. 135 00:07:44,701 --> 00:07:46,261 - Miss Clutterbuck... 136 00:07:46,261 --> 00:07:48,541 ..the music is jazz! 137 00:07:48,541 --> 00:07:50,901 It is thrilling and exc... - What? 138 00:07:52,341 --> 00:07:53,461 - I didn't speak. 139 00:07:53,461 --> 00:07:54,621 - Well, I heard you doing so. 140 00:07:54,621 --> 00:07:56,221 Spit it out, child. 141 00:07:56,221 --> 00:07:59,661 - I was only going to say that Cab Vee is Mr Vincent's son. 142 00:08:01,941 --> 00:08:04,141 - I call that an error of taste. 143 00:08:05,261 --> 00:08:08,381 - My son is celebrated in America... 144 00:08:09,741 --> 00:08:11,461 - ..as one of the finest... 145 00:08:11,461 --> 00:08:13,821 - How are we supposed to pretend it's a holiday 146 00:08:13,821 --> 00:08:17,181 when the people are so... peculiar? 147 00:08:23,061 --> 00:08:25,861 - You see, that's something about this letter I don't understand. 148 00:08:25,861 --> 00:08:27,021 The postmark. 149 00:08:27,021 --> 00:08:29,101 It was posted here. It should've come from Westminster. 150 00:08:29,101 --> 00:08:30,421 - Excuse me. 151 00:08:30,421 --> 00:08:32,261 You've come from London, haven't you? 152 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:34,061 Is it bad down there? 153 00:08:34,061 --> 00:08:35,541 Bombs and that? 154 00:08:35,541 --> 00:08:37,181 - It's quite bad. 155 00:08:37,181 --> 00:08:40,421 It said on the wireless we lost 20 aircraft last week. 156 00:08:40,421 --> 00:08:43,141 The whole situation's extremely disturbing. 157 00:08:43,141 --> 00:08:44,901 - You poor things. 158 00:08:44,901 --> 00:08:48,221 Now you're stuck in this godforsaken place. 159 00:08:48,221 --> 00:08:50,621 - It's completely devastating. 160 00:08:50,621 --> 00:08:53,581 I'm going to be here on my birthday. 161 00:08:53,581 --> 00:08:55,261 - I'm so sorry. 162 00:08:55,261 --> 00:08:57,741 But, look, there's a dance band here tonight. 163 00:08:57,741 --> 00:08:59,261 They really swing. 164 00:08:59,261 --> 00:09:00,981 That's something, hey? 165 00:09:00,981 --> 00:09:02,741 - Can I ask you a question? 166 00:09:02,741 --> 00:09:05,381 We were expecting things here to be a bit... 167 00:09:05,381 --> 00:09:07,061 ..different. 168 00:09:07,061 --> 00:09:09,821 Is there anything strange going on in the hotel? 169 00:09:09,821 --> 00:09:11,861 - No more than normal. 170 00:09:11,861 --> 00:09:13,461 Well... 171 00:09:13,461 --> 00:09:15,941 of course, there is the haruspex. 172 00:09:15,941 --> 00:09:18,061 - That's Latin, for... 173 00:09:18,061 --> 00:09:19,261 fortune teller. 174 00:09:20,541 --> 00:09:24,181 - Bloke on the fourth floor does tarot cards for the guests. 175 00:09:24,181 --> 00:09:28,101 The staff aren't to go near him, but I nipped in the other day. 176 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:31,261 I asked him about my future in hospitality, 177 00:09:31,261 --> 00:09:33,461 and all he talked about was death. 178 00:09:33,461 --> 00:09:36,981 I asked for my money back, but he got really shirty. 179 00:09:36,981 --> 00:09:39,701 - I believe I asked for The Times of London, 180 00:09:39,701 --> 00:09:41,741 not the Cragstone Herald. 181 00:09:41,741 --> 00:09:45,141 - I'm so sorry, Mr Standing, I must have misheard. 182 00:09:45,141 --> 00:09:46,821 - "Times", "Cragstone"? 183 00:09:46,821 --> 00:09:48,981 You must have been working quite hard to mishear. 184 00:09:50,101 --> 00:09:52,141 But now you're better informed. 185 00:09:52,141 --> 00:09:54,981 We should all be better informed. 186 00:09:57,461 --> 00:09:59,381 - Well, I mustn't be caught talking. 187 00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:02,021 Being chummy with the guests is sackable. 188 00:10:02,021 --> 00:10:04,021 - We'd like to be chummy with you. 189 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:07,621 - I'm Dilys. 190 00:10:07,621 --> 00:10:10,061 - He's Julian. 191 00:10:15,301 --> 00:10:17,541 - So is that the famous marsh that eats people? 192 00:10:19,221 --> 00:10:21,421 - Somewhere out there. 193 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,501 - I wish George was here. 194 00:10:25,301 --> 00:10:27,541 - Mr Crawford, Mr Vincent. 195 00:10:27,541 --> 00:10:29,021 That man on the stairs, 196 00:10:29,021 --> 00:10:30,741 Mr Standing? 197 00:10:30,741 --> 00:10:32,861 Everyone's...weird. 198 00:10:32,861 --> 00:10:34,461 - Dilys wasn't weird. 199 00:10:34,461 --> 00:10:36,301 - She was a bit weird. 200 00:10:36,301 --> 00:10:38,141 - That's creepy. 201 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:44,861 - What kind of hotel has a full-time fortune teller on the top floor? 202 00:11:18,421 --> 00:11:20,301 - What is a haruspex anyway? 203 00:11:20,301 --> 00:11:24,301 - Well, strictly speaking, a haruspex tells a range of things. 204 00:11:24,301 --> 00:11:26,181 It would be your fate, of course. 205 00:11:32,221 --> 00:11:34,381 - You promised to stand by me. 206 00:11:34,381 --> 00:11:36,021 - Events overtook my promise. 207 00:11:36,021 --> 00:11:37,501 - Events? 208 00:11:39,061 --> 00:11:41,221 Thieving from the guests and legging it to America? 209 00:11:41,221 --> 00:11:43,661 Those are the events you have in mind? 210 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,101 - Cab Vee. 211 00:11:45,101 --> 00:11:46,861 - Fa-Father, just watch the show tonight 212 00:11:46,861 --> 00:11:48,541 then you'll understand why I had to go. 213 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,181 - You lost the right to understanding a long time ago, son. 214 00:11:51,181 --> 00:11:53,621 - "Son". 215 00:11:54,901 --> 00:11:56,861 You've lost the right to that, an' all. 216 00:12:04,701 --> 00:12:06,261 Please, please, please, please. 217 00:12:13,141 --> 00:12:14,421 - Anne? 218 00:12:14,421 --> 00:12:15,661 What's happened? 219 00:12:15,661 --> 00:12:17,581 I just... I... 220 00:12:22,781 --> 00:12:24,541 - Oh, good God! 221 00:12:24,541 --> 00:12:26,221 Canine, Angela! 222 00:12:26,221 --> 00:12:28,181 Interpose yourself. 223 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:30,101 - Nice doggy. 224 00:12:31,101 --> 00:12:33,221 - He likes you. - Oh, good. 225 00:12:34,341 --> 00:12:35,981 - George! 226 00:12:35,981 --> 00:12:38,101 - Oh, my gosh, what are you guys doing here? 227 00:12:38,101 --> 00:12:39,941 - The "young man"! It's you. 228 00:12:39,941 --> 00:12:41,701 - You'll never guess what's in our room. 229 00:12:41,701 --> 00:12:43,341 There's a secret... - How is this possible? 230 00:12:43,341 --> 00:12:45,461 - I don't know, I mean, we got a letter and then we... - Letter? 231 00:12:45,461 --> 00:12:48,061 - Is Uncle Quentin with you? - And Mum, they're outside. 232 00:12:48,061 --> 00:12:49,421 He's swearing at the truck. 233 00:12:49,421 --> 00:12:51,181 He was going too fast and he bashed into a tree. 234 00:12:51,181 --> 00:12:53,461 But it doesn't matter, cos here we all are, together again! 235 00:12:53,461 --> 00:12:55,541 Take me to Great Uncle Horace. 236 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:56,781 - What? 237 00:12:58,101 --> 00:13:01,261 - You didn't get a letter from Great Uncle Horace? 238 00:13:01,261 --> 00:13:04,141 - Great Uncle Horace is dead. - Definitely dead. 239 00:13:04,141 --> 00:13:06,861 1919, squashed by an elephant on the rampage. 240 00:13:06,861 --> 00:13:08,101 - This letter, George, 241 00:13:08,101 --> 00:13:11,061 it's written on exactly the same paper as our evacuation order. 242 00:13:13,221 --> 00:13:14,741 - Same smudging on the Ts. 243 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,421 Same typewriter. 244 00:13:18,421 --> 00:13:20,221 - Both letters are fake. 245 00:13:21,261 --> 00:13:22,741 Somebody's lied to all of us. 246 00:13:22,741 --> 00:13:25,621 Come on, speedy! - That tree was travelling far too fast 247 00:13:25,621 --> 00:13:27,221 and it was on the wrong side of the road. 248 00:13:27,221 --> 00:13:29,421 - There's a dog on the premises. 249 00:13:30,661 --> 00:13:31,821 - How appalling. 250 00:13:31,821 --> 00:13:33,341 - I don't believe it! 251 00:13:34,741 --> 00:13:36,741 Oh, what a wonderful surprise! 252 00:13:36,741 --> 00:13:39,701 - Er, Mum, they have four beds in their room, so we can share. 253 00:13:39,701 --> 00:13:40,741 - Yes? 254 00:13:40,741 --> 00:13:42,021 - Oh, can we, Aunt Fanny? 255 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,341 I was wishing and wishing that George would be here, 256 00:13:44,341 --> 00:13:45,781 and here she is. 257 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:48,181 And it is almost my birthday. 258 00:13:48,181 --> 00:13:50,181 - Thanks, Dad. Run! 259 00:13:50,181 --> 00:13:51,901 - How? Where...? 260 00:13:53,261 --> 00:13:54,701 What's the point? 261 00:13:57,781 --> 00:13:59,181 - Hola, jovenes. 262 00:14:00,901 --> 00:14:04,221 One, two, three, four... 263 00:14:05,501 --> 00:14:06,981 - ..five. 264 00:14:06,981 --> 00:14:08,781 Excellent. 265 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:11,461 He will see you now. 266 00:14:11,461 --> 00:14:12,701 - What? 267 00:14:12,701 --> 00:14:15,101 Who are you? Who wants to see us? 268 00:14:15,101 --> 00:14:18,941 - The man who holds the future in his hands. 269 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,821 - She means the man on the fourth floor. 270 00:14:20,821 --> 00:14:22,421 The haruspex. 271 00:14:22,421 --> 00:14:24,141 The fortune teller. 272 00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:49,341 - Electrical failures. 273 00:14:49,341 --> 00:14:51,021 They have them here, too. 274 00:14:51,021 --> 00:14:52,701 It's the war. 275 00:14:52,701 --> 00:14:54,621 Nothing to worry about. 276 00:15:13,261 --> 00:15:14,781 - You took your time. 277 00:15:16,941 --> 00:15:18,901 But now that you're here... 278 00:15:21,661 --> 00:15:24,821 ..I shall explain you to yourselves. 279 00:15:27,621 --> 00:15:29,301 Be seated. 280 00:15:45,301 --> 00:15:46,781 In this case... 281 00:15:48,461 --> 00:15:50,261 ..no need of cards. 282 00:15:53,101 --> 00:15:54,981 You, George, 283 00:15:54,981 --> 00:15:56,781 an only child, 284 00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,661 and lonely. 285 00:15:59,701 --> 00:16:04,261 When separated from your cousins, you feel you are only half a person. 286 00:16:08,221 --> 00:16:10,021 - That's completely ridiculous. 287 00:16:10,021 --> 00:16:11,981 - And yet completely true. 288 00:16:14,101 --> 00:16:15,741 You, Anne. 289 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:18,301 Pathetically afraid of ghosts. 290 00:16:18,301 --> 00:16:21,661 - No, I'm not! - When you lie, your nose goes puce. 291 00:16:23,381 --> 00:16:24,821 Dick. 292 00:16:24,821 --> 00:16:27,461 A brain the size of Jupiter. 293 00:16:27,461 --> 00:16:31,701 But there is only one thing in life you really want to be. 294 00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:33,101 - And what is that? 295 00:16:33,101 --> 00:16:34,941 - Taller. - All right, that's enough. 296 00:16:34,941 --> 00:16:36,541 - Says Julian, 297 00:16:36,541 --> 00:16:41,301 who wonders if and when he will ever kiss a girl. 298 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,901 - How do you know all this?! 299 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:47,981 - Come here, my dear. 300 00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:58,661 A trifle warm in here, Gabriela. 301 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,181 My poor old head is... 302 00:17:04,341 --> 00:17:05,941 ..getting itchy. 303 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:18,181 Hello, children. 304 00:17:18,181 --> 00:17:19,861 - Wentworth? 305 00:17:26,061 --> 00:17:27,661 - After our last... 306 00:17:28,941 --> 00:17:30,861 ..little adventure together, 307 00:17:30,861 --> 00:17:32,581 I withdrew to Paris. 308 00:17:34,381 --> 00:17:36,661 There I happened upon Gabriela... 309 00:17:37,901 --> 00:17:39,261 ..at the roulette table. 310 00:17:40,661 --> 00:17:42,781 I lost just about everything else, 311 00:17:42,781 --> 00:17:45,421 but her I found. 312 00:17:45,421 --> 00:17:47,861 - I thought Paris was full of Nazis. 313 00:17:47,861 --> 00:17:50,701 - They were a disincentive to remain. 314 00:17:50,701 --> 00:17:53,941 I returned to England, penniless, 315 00:17:53,941 --> 00:17:57,861 and secured discreet employment at this hotel, as a fortune teller. 316 00:17:57,861 --> 00:17:59,661 - You wrote those letters, didn't you? 317 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:02,541 One to our parents, pretending to be the Government. 318 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,981 One to George's, pretending to be Horace. 319 00:18:04,981 --> 00:18:07,181 To get us all to come here. 320 00:18:07,181 --> 00:18:08,501 Why? 321 00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:10,341 - Muy inteligente, este chico. 322 00:18:12,741 --> 00:18:14,141 - What brings you here... 323 00:18:17,981 --> 00:18:19,701 ..is murder. 324 00:18:19,701 --> 00:18:24,581 This hotel is a foetid swamp of resentment and lust for revenge. 325 00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,981 - We'd heard. - Oh, you'd heard, had you? 326 00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:30,221 Had you heard? Well, you're now hearing the correct version from me. 327 00:18:34,821 --> 00:18:37,741 You saw the poster for the singer, Cab Vee? 328 00:18:39,301 --> 00:18:42,941 His real name is Charlie Vincent. 329 00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:47,181 Son of the imbecile who runs this pub. 330 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:53,021 Charlie was supposed to take over managing the place, but, oh, no. 331 00:18:53,021 --> 00:18:56,901 He bolted to New York and became an international star. 332 00:18:56,901 --> 00:19:00,661 Meanwhile the hotel's gone down the drain 333 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,741 and his father blames him. 334 00:19:03,941 --> 00:19:05,701 - So why did Charlie come back? 335 00:19:05,701 --> 00:19:07,461 - To atone. 336 00:19:07,461 --> 00:19:09,901 - For what? Having some ambition? 337 00:19:11,221 --> 00:19:15,581 - Charlie distressed a great many people when he fled the country. 338 00:19:16,661 --> 00:19:18,101 People he simply abandoned. 339 00:19:18,101 --> 00:19:21,461 Friends, family, at least one lover. 340 00:19:23,381 --> 00:19:26,461 This is why he is destined to be murdered. 341 00:19:27,461 --> 00:19:29,101 - How could you possibly know that? 342 00:19:32,661 --> 00:19:34,861 - Because I had a vision. 343 00:19:40,781 --> 00:19:43,581 There was...nothing I could do. 344 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,181 Death is coming. 345 00:19:57,461 --> 00:20:00,541 It's inexorable. It won't stop until it takes him. 346 00:20:00,541 --> 00:20:02,621 Do you understand what I'm saying? 347 00:20:04,781 --> 00:20:08,981 Someone in this hotel is preparing to murder Charlie Vincent. 348 00:20:10,261 --> 00:20:12,181 - He has had visions before. 349 00:20:12,181 --> 00:20:14,941 - Ever since he drank from that fountain on Kirrin Island. 350 00:20:14,941 --> 00:20:16,581 - I have. 351 00:20:17,901 --> 00:20:22,741 And the only people who know them to be true are gathered in this room. 352 00:20:22,741 --> 00:20:25,861 Nobody in the world can do this but you. 353 00:20:25,861 --> 00:20:27,301 - Do what? 354 00:20:28,781 --> 00:20:31,421 - The Nazis have our country by the throat, 355 00:20:31,421 --> 00:20:34,261 choking us to death, we cannot speak, we cannot breathe, 356 00:20:34,261 --> 00:20:37,181 but Charlie Vincent can sing. 357 00:20:38,221 --> 00:20:40,701 His music is a fount of joy, 358 00:20:40,701 --> 00:20:43,181 hope, inspiration for our country. 359 00:20:43,181 --> 00:20:45,501 To lose him now would be catastrophic 360 00:20:45,501 --> 00:20:47,701 to the morale of the nation. 361 00:20:47,701 --> 00:20:49,141 So... 362 00:20:50,381 --> 00:20:52,461 ..what I want you to do, children, 363 00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:56,101 is identify the would-be assassin... 364 00:20:57,701 --> 00:20:59,061 ..and stop him. 365 00:21:02,341 --> 00:21:04,981 Now I am exhausted. Leave me. 366 00:21:04,981 --> 00:21:06,581 Go! 367 00:21:17,341 --> 00:21:20,061 - I must warn you, Thomas. 368 00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:22,701 The father of the tall girl, 369 00:21:22,701 --> 00:21:24,901 I believe he will interfere. 370 00:21:28,061 --> 00:21:29,741 Mama writes a book. 371 00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:33,581 Papa has nothing to occupy his mind. 372 00:21:36,101 --> 00:21:38,981 - Al contrario, Gabriela. 373 00:21:40,781 --> 00:21:42,301 He has you. 374 00:21:44,861 --> 00:21:47,701 Is Charlie really going to die? 375 00:21:47,701 --> 00:21:49,741 - That insurance man, Crawford, 376 00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:51,941 he was going on about betrayal. 377 00:21:51,941 --> 00:21:54,381 - What about that old lady that went to Brazil? 378 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:55,821 Miss Clutterbuck. 379 00:21:55,821 --> 00:21:57,141 She said his music was hideous. 380 00:21:57,141 --> 00:21:58,581 - Now, you listen to me. - Shush! 381 00:21:58,581 --> 00:22:01,541 - Cab Vee is a high-value commodity. 382 00:22:04,261 --> 00:22:06,101 Hey, you keep your wig on. 383 00:22:06,101 --> 00:22:08,701 You want forceful, I can be forceful. 384 00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:11,661 Consider me your executioner. 385 00:22:18,101 --> 00:22:20,341 - Julian, you should write a list. 386 00:22:20,341 --> 00:22:22,221 Put Mr Standing at the top of it. 387 00:22:22,221 --> 00:22:24,621 He called Charlie a commodity. 388 00:22:24,621 --> 00:22:26,581 What's a commodity? 389 00:22:26,581 --> 00:22:29,141 - Step one, surely, should be find Charlie. 390 00:22:29,141 --> 00:22:31,621 He's the one who's about to be murdered. We have to warn him. 391 00:22:31,621 --> 00:22:34,421 - Hang on. Wentworth has visions, OK? 392 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:36,381 But he also lies through his teeth. 393 00:22:36,381 --> 00:22:38,301 So how do we know which one he's doing now? 394 00:22:38,301 --> 00:22:40,981 - We don't. - So why are we getting involved? 395 00:22:40,981 --> 00:22:42,821 - Because it's what we do. 396 00:22:42,821 --> 00:22:44,341 We get involved. 397 00:22:44,341 --> 00:22:47,341 If there's any chance at all that we can stop someone from being killed, 398 00:22:47,341 --> 00:22:48,941 we have to try. 399 00:22:48,941 --> 00:22:50,701 - I've missed you, George. 400 00:22:50,701 --> 00:22:52,701 - She's right, Dick. 401 00:22:52,701 --> 00:22:55,261 Even if it's a trap, we have to try. 402 00:22:55,261 --> 00:22:57,421 - OK, Timmy gets the casting vote. 403 00:22:59,301 --> 00:23:01,781 - OK, 5-0 for investigation. 404 00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:03,541 Let's find Charlie. 405 00:23:15,141 --> 00:23:18,701 - Er, intemperate tintinnabulation, sir? 406 00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:20,141 - I want to see your hotel register. 407 00:23:20,141 --> 00:23:23,301 I want material proof of my uncle's continued existence. 408 00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:25,781 - I'm afraid we don't keep such records here, sir. 409 00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:29,581 Our guests, we find, are very jealous of their privacy. 410 00:23:29,581 --> 00:23:32,501 The Prospect is, above all, discreet. 411 00:23:38,581 --> 00:23:41,861 - Ah, George, are you particularly busy? 412 00:23:41,861 --> 00:23:43,661 - Er... 413 00:23:43,661 --> 00:23:45,781 Er, we're just playing hide and seek. 414 00:23:46,701 --> 00:23:48,461 - Who's hiding? You're all here. 415 00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:50,261 - The advanced version. 416 00:23:50,261 --> 00:23:51,661 What's up? 417 00:23:51,661 --> 00:23:54,661 - There's something rummy going on in this establishment. 418 00:23:54,661 --> 00:23:58,141 Uncle Horace is nowhere to be found and I need to know why. 419 00:23:58,141 --> 00:24:01,141 I suggest we investigate this, together. 420 00:24:01,141 --> 00:24:03,861 - Professor Quentin Barnard. 421 00:24:05,581 --> 00:24:07,181 Wow! 422 00:24:07,181 --> 00:24:10,901 Creator of the legendary Algebra Engine. 423 00:24:10,901 --> 00:24:13,501 Integrator theorist. 424 00:24:13,501 --> 00:24:15,701 Master logician. 425 00:24:16,901 --> 00:24:18,621 You know that science governs all. 426 00:24:18,621 --> 00:24:21,501 But I know that science is governed 427 00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:23,821 by magic. 428 00:24:23,821 --> 00:24:26,101 We have much to discuss, you and I. 429 00:24:32,061 --> 00:24:33,301 - Go, go, go! 430 00:24:34,341 --> 00:24:35,701 - We do? 431 00:24:45,541 --> 00:24:47,061 - Sorry, Mr Crawford. 432 00:24:47,061 --> 00:24:48,821 We were looking for someone else. 433 00:24:49,861 --> 00:24:51,901 - Charlie. Cab Vee. 434 00:24:51,901 --> 00:24:54,021 - That's him punishing the piano. 435 00:24:54,021 --> 00:24:55,821 But take my tip, 436 00:24:55,821 --> 00:24:59,821 if Charlie Vincent shakes your hand, count your fingers. 437 00:25:09,741 --> 00:25:11,221 My card. 438 00:25:31,901 --> 00:25:35,901 Do you know we once had a warlock speak at the Royal Society? 439 00:25:35,901 --> 00:25:38,061 The students booed him off the podium. 440 00:25:38,061 --> 00:25:39,661 They threw wet blotting paper. 441 00:25:39,661 --> 00:25:41,341 It was terribly disrespectful. 442 00:25:41,341 --> 00:25:43,141 I wanted to hear what he had to say. 443 00:25:43,141 --> 00:25:45,341 - You're a man of imagination. 444 00:25:45,341 --> 00:25:46,981 At last. 445 00:25:46,981 --> 00:25:50,341 I had quite given up hope of proper conversation here. 446 00:25:51,741 --> 00:25:55,221 Er, allow me to furnish you with a aper...an aperitif. 447 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,581 Senora. 448 00:25:56,581 --> 00:25:58,381 - Senorita, please. 449 00:25:58,381 --> 00:25:59,501 Gabriela. 450 00:26:00,621 --> 00:26:02,101 - Is this anybody's? 451 00:26:03,581 --> 00:26:04,981 - Not for you, sir. 452 00:26:06,261 --> 00:26:08,381 That's, er, Charlie's five o'clock. 453 00:26:08,381 --> 00:26:10,021 It's rested, 454 00:26:10,021 --> 00:26:11,981 so the ingredients can combine. 455 00:26:11,981 --> 00:26:13,381 - Good Lord... 456 00:26:13,381 --> 00:26:16,501 - Can I prepare you both the house cocktail? 457 00:26:16,501 --> 00:26:18,821 It's called... 458 00:26:18,821 --> 00:26:20,741 ..Death Comes For The Archbishop. 459 00:26:20,741 --> 00:26:22,301 - Sounds heavenly. 460 00:26:22,301 --> 00:26:23,661 - Marvellous. 461 00:26:23,661 --> 00:26:26,181 - Your present research, Professor, 462 00:26:26,181 --> 00:26:27,781 what does it concern? 463 00:26:27,781 --> 00:26:30,901 How do you plan to astonish civilisation? 464 00:26:30,901 --> 00:26:33,501 - Well, I believe 465 00:26:33,501 --> 00:26:36,781 that it will one day be possible to harness the natural, 466 00:26:36,781 --> 00:26:39,421 spontaneous energy of the world around us. 467 00:26:39,421 --> 00:26:42,021 Mm? Rather than rely on fossil fuels. 468 00:26:42,021 --> 00:26:43,701 I mean, why rely on fossil fuels when, 469 00:26:43,701 --> 00:26:47,221 look, even my jumper is constantly generating electricity? 470 00:26:47,221 --> 00:26:49,461 - Your...yu-yumper? 471 00:26:49,461 --> 00:26:51,261 - Oh, jumper. 472 00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:54,221 - But the magicians, you know, 473 00:26:54,221 --> 00:26:58,461 they have been harnessing the energy of creation for thousands of years. 474 00:26:58,461 --> 00:27:00,741 - In fables, not in life. 475 00:27:00,741 --> 00:27:03,461 - You scorn the wisdom of the ancients? 476 00:27:03,461 --> 00:27:05,181 - Two deaths. 477 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,061 - This for Charlie? 478 00:27:14,101 --> 00:27:15,541 - I wonder, 479 00:27:15,541 --> 00:27:17,461 would you care to dine with us this evening? 480 00:27:17,461 --> 00:27:18,661 - "Us"? 481 00:27:18,661 --> 00:27:20,221 - Myself, my daughter and my wife. 482 00:27:21,261 --> 00:27:22,741 - I should be delighted. 483 00:27:25,941 --> 00:27:28,421 Hasta pronto, Professor. 484 00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:44,221 - # Blue again 485 00:27:44,221 --> 00:27:46,421 # It's you again 486 00:27:46,421 --> 00:27:49,101 # Here comes the same old fear 487 00:27:52,181 --> 00:27:54,341 # The saddest song 488 00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:56,581 # I ever wrote 489 00:27:56,581 --> 00:27:59,141 # The one that you'll never hear... # 490 00:28:10,061 --> 00:28:11,381 B flat's on the blink, 491 00:28:11,381 --> 00:28:13,101 but you have to work with what you've got. 492 00:28:15,341 --> 00:28:17,781 - I loved the song you were playing when we came in. 493 00:28:17,781 --> 00:28:19,141 The sad one. 494 00:28:20,381 --> 00:28:22,061 - That's...that's the one that counts. 495 00:28:22,061 --> 00:28:23,941 - Can we come to the concert tonight? 496 00:28:23,941 --> 00:28:25,301 Dilys said we should. 497 00:28:26,381 --> 00:28:29,021 - Dilys... Dilys recommends it, you probably should, yeah. 498 00:28:29,021 --> 00:28:31,221 But first, Charlie, we've got some questions. 499 00:28:31,221 --> 00:28:32,541 - Serious questions. 500 00:28:32,541 --> 00:28:34,781 You see... - You're going to be murdered! 501 00:28:36,141 --> 00:28:37,621 What? 502 00:28:59,621 --> 00:29:01,301 - Your five o'clock, sir. 503 00:29:03,901 --> 00:29:05,781 Anything else for you, sir? 504 00:29:06,821 --> 00:29:08,221 - No, thank you, Dilys. 505 00:29:09,421 --> 00:29:11,821 Er, no, yes, some lemonade for these guys. 506 00:29:17,421 --> 00:29:19,981 When I was little, there was an old bloke who used to perform here. 507 00:29:19,981 --> 00:29:22,261 A Delta bluesman, from Chicago. 508 00:29:23,981 --> 00:29:26,421 He'd drink martinis and play at this piano just for me. 509 00:29:27,381 --> 00:29:28,901 That's how it all started, 510 00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:30,181 me and jazz. 511 00:29:30,181 --> 00:29:31,981 My old man hated it. 512 00:29:31,981 --> 00:29:34,301 He said it was the music of the devil. 513 00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:36,781 But I liked it. 514 00:29:36,781 --> 00:29:39,741 I liked it so much, I had to leave here, 515 00:29:39,741 --> 00:29:41,821 go somewhere where I could do it myself. 516 00:29:43,221 --> 00:29:45,861 And now I've come back, just in time to get myself topped, apparently. 517 00:29:46,901 --> 00:29:48,981 - Do you have you any enemies, Charlie? 518 00:29:48,981 --> 00:29:52,061 - My departure from England wasn't my finest hour. 519 00:29:52,061 --> 00:29:54,061 I upset a lot of people, 520 00:29:54,061 --> 00:29:56,781 none of whom would want to kill me, though. 521 00:29:56,781 --> 00:29:58,701 Give me a slap, maybe. 522 00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:07,181 Quite right. 523 00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:09,381 Cherries have no business tasting of gin. 524 00:30:17,061 --> 00:30:18,621 - Acid. 525 00:30:18,621 --> 00:30:20,421 Or possibly extreme alkali. 526 00:30:20,421 --> 00:30:22,541 I'm assuming your drink doesn't usually do that? 527 00:30:22,541 --> 00:30:24,101 - Not usually, no. 528 00:30:25,421 --> 00:30:27,541 You were meant to drink that! 529 00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:30,141 - Who made that cocktail? 530 00:30:30,141 --> 00:30:31,541 - Mr Vincent. 531 00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:33,621 - You brought it here. You could have done anything to it. 532 00:30:33,621 --> 00:30:34,861 - I did nothing but bring it. 533 00:30:34,861 --> 00:30:36,781 We should think this through. - Whoa, guys. 534 00:30:36,781 --> 00:30:39,341 Look, whatever's going on here, it's extremely dangerous. 535 00:30:39,341 --> 00:30:41,821 I think it's better if you don't get involved. 536 00:30:43,941 --> 00:30:46,421 OK, we won't get involved. 537 00:30:49,621 --> 00:30:52,461 - A murderer? At the Prospect? 538 00:30:52,461 --> 00:30:54,581 I have to say, I'm actually rather hurt 539 00:30:54,581 --> 00:30:56,901 that you could suggest such an uncouth thing. 540 00:30:56,901 --> 00:30:58,941 - We're not accusing you, sir. 541 00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:01,541 We just want to know what happened to the drink, after you made it. 542 00:31:01,541 --> 00:31:02,781 - Well... 543 00:31:02,781 --> 00:31:05,341 ..it rested, as it should. 544 00:31:06,541 --> 00:31:08,701 So that the ingredients can combine. 545 00:31:08,701 --> 00:31:10,261 And then, um... 546 00:31:10,261 --> 00:31:11,781 well... 547 00:31:11,781 --> 00:31:13,461 ..it was delivered by Dilys. 548 00:31:13,461 --> 00:31:15,021 - It's not Dilys. 549 00:31:15,021 --> 00:31:19,581 - Julian, we can't just say that just because she's, you know, pretty. 550 00:31:20,861 --> 00:31:22,421 - It's nothing to do with that! 551 00:31:22,421 --> 00:31:23,981 If she is... 552 00:31:23,981 --> 00:31:26,341 ..I really hadn't noticed. 553 00:31:26,341 --> 00:31:29,541 Um, it's simply that I happen to believe she's innocent. 554 00:31:29,541 --> 00:31:31,381 - Well, I happen to be not so sure. 555 00:31:31,381 --> 00:31:33,461 - Both of you, please, stop arguing. 556 00:31:33,461 --> 00:31:34,901 If you don't mind my saying, 557 00:31:34,901 --> 00:31:37,381 you lot don't seem to have a very clear idea of what you're doing. 558 00:31:37,381 --> 00:31:40,301 - He's right. We need to be more scientific about this. 559 00:31:40,301 --> 00:31:42,061 We need professional advice. 560 00:31:43,621 --> 00:31:45,141 - Run that by me again? 561 00:31:46,301 --> 00:31:48,861 - Say you have a bunch of people... 562 00:31:49,981 --> 00:31:52,101 - ..and you know one of them's a murderer. 563 00:31:52,101 --> 00:31:54,981 How would you find out who that person might be? 564 00:31:54,981 --> 00:31:56,741 I mean, what would you look for? 565 00:31:57,901 --> 00:31:59,541 - What are you up to, George? 566 00:31:59,541 --> 00:32:01,861 - Nothing. We're just bored. It's a game. 567 00:32:07,061 --> 00:32:09,381 - The Holy Trinity of detection. 568 00:32:09,381 --> 00:32:11,461 One, means. 569 00:32:11,461 --> 00:32:14,981 Did the suspect possess the correct tools for the job? 570 00:32:14,981 --> 00:32:17,021 - Deadly acid. 571 00:32:17,021 --> 00:32:18,941 - Two, opportunity. 572 00:32:18,941 --> 00:32:21,981 Was the suspect in the right place, at the right time? 573 00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:25,501 And three, motive - and this is crucial. 574 00:32:25,501 --> 00:32:28,421 Did the suspect have a reason to murder? 575 00:32:28,421 --> 00:32:30,661 Now, that reason may be a secret known only to them. 576 00:32:30,661 --> 00:32:33,021 Sometimes not even to themselves. 577 00:32:33,021 --> 00:32:34,941 - What's the top motive for murder? 578 00:32:34,941 --> 00:32:36,501 - Money. 579 00:32:36,501 --> 00:32:37,861 Sometimes love. 580 00:32:37,861 --> 00:32:39,301 Sometimes both. 581 00:32:39,301 --> 00:32:42,701 - So, how do detectives find out what people are really thinking? 582 00:32:42,701 --> 00:32:44,621 - Now, the trick to detecting... 583 00:32:44,621 --> 00:32:47,301 is getting people to tell you things they don't want to tell you, 584 00:32:47,301 --> 00:32:49,421 ideally without them knowing that they're doing it. 585 00:32:49,421 --> 00:32:51,981 Also, you need to be able to see through walls, 586 00:32:51,981 --> 00:32:53,501 behind closed doors. 587 00:32:53,501 --> 00:32:56,341 See the stuff that people think is hidden safe. 588 00:32:57,461 --> 00:32:58,861 And that's hard. 589 00:33:00,901 --> 00:33:02,621 Does that help... 590 00:33:02,621 --> 00:33:04,061 ..with your game? 591 00:33:10,381 --> 00:33:12,261 - Why didn't I remember this before? 592 00:33:14,541 --> 00:33:16,061 What if I told you 593 00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:18,501 that in our room there's a hidden door 594 00:33:18,501 --> 00:33:20,301 that leads to a secret passage 595 00:33:20,301 --> 00:33:23,061 from which you can spy into people's rooms 596 00:33:23,061 --> 00:33:25,981 through painted people's eyeballs? 597 00:33:29,421 --> 00:33:31,021 Who's first? 598 00:33:32,021 --> 00:33:33,381 - To do what? 599 00:33:33,381 --> 00:33:34,781 - Julian's first. 600 00:33:41,661 --> 00:33:43,141 Who's next? 601 00:34:11,581 --> 00:34:13,261 - Mr Vincent's office. 602 00:34:13,261 --> 00:34:14,821 There's no-one there. 603 00:34:14,821 --> 00:34:16,861 - But someone was here. 604 00:34:16,861 --> 00:34:19,141 60, 20, 90, 20. 605 00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:20,901 What's that about? 606 00:34:23,501 --> 00:34:25,381 What do you mean, "buffet"? 607 00:34:25,381 --> 00:34:28,021 It's where one serves oneself. 608 00:34:28,021 --> 00:34:30,701 - I know what a buffet is, you ninny. 609 00:34:30,701 --> 00:34:34,261 Doubtless one of Vincent's dismal economies. 610 00:34:34,261 --> 00:34:37,061 You can get the girl to serve me. 611 00:34:37,061 --> 00:34:38,541 - Yes, Mummy. 612 00:34:40,381 --> 00:34:43,381 - You've done something facetious to your hair. 613 00:34:43,381 --> 00:34:44,981 Go and sort it out! 614 00:34:57,541 --> 00:34:59,581 Sometimes, you know... 615 00:34:59,581 --> 00:35:04,141 I'm quite overcome with an irresistible desire 616 00:35:04,141 --> 00:35:07,941 to annihilate every moron 617 00:35:07,941 --> 00:35:09,821 on the face of the Earth. 618 00:35:09,821 --> 00:35:13,141 Like God with the flood. 619 00:35:15,261 --> 00:35:16,381 This... 620 00:35:16,381 --> 00:35:21,781 This urge to lay waste is in the Clutterbuck blood, I think. 621 00:35:24,541 --> 00:35:26,141 I know you have it. 622 00:35:33,301 --> 00:35:35,421 - All right, let's look at all the suspects so far. 623 00:35:35,421 --> 00:35:38,621 Him, the American, Standing. 624 00:35:38,621 --> 00:35:40,301 He's under pressure. 625 00:35:40,301 --> 00:35:43,221 He's agreed to do something he doesn't want to do 626 00:35:43,221 --> 00:35:45,381 and he calls himself "the executioner". 627 00:35:45,381 --> 00:35:47,901 - Singers are always mixed up in the Mob. 628 00:35:47,901 --> 00:35:49,141 The Mafia. 629 00:35:49,141 --> 00:35:51,541 Standing's probably a hit man sent to whack Charlie. 630 00:35:51,541 --> 00:35:53,101 - Whack? 631 00:35:53,101 --> 00:35:54,941 Where do you get all this stuff? 632 00:35:54,941 --> 00:35:56,381 - School. 633 00:35:56,381 --> 00:35:58,061 - What about Crawford? 634 00:35:59,141 --> 00:36:01,101 He says Charlie betrayed him and that's 635 00:36:01,101 --> 00:36:03,021 obviously driven him doolally. 636 00:36:03,021 --> 00:36:04,821 - Don't forget the Clutterbuck woman. 637 00:36:04,821 --> 00:36:06,381 She hates everything. 638 00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:07,741 Dogs, music, 639 00:36:07,741 --> 00:36:10,501 Brazil, this hotel, even her own daughter. 640 00:36:11,541 --> 00:36:13,061 - Dilys brought the drink. 641 00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:17,181 - But Mr Vincent made it. 642 00:36:18,781 --> 00:36:20,341 - Time's running out. 643 00:36:20,341 --> 00:36:22,221 Somebody tried to murder Charlie. 644 00:36:22,221 --> 00:36:23,781 It happened right in front of us. 645 00:36:23,781 --> 00:36:26,421 And it's going to happen again unless we do something about it. 646 00:36:26,421 --> 00:36:28,581 Means, motive, opportunity. 647 00:36:28,581 --> 00:36:32,261 What we have to do is watch everybody like hawks. 648 00:36:43,861 --> 00:36:45,821 Hello? Dad? 649 00:36:47,621 --> 00:36:50,101 Have I got anything formal? Are you mad?! 650 00:36:50,101 --> 00:36:51,741 - Mother says she's packed you something. 651 00:36:51,741 --> 00:36:53,661 - I don't care if Mum packed. 652 00:36:53,661 --> 00:36:55,461 - Darn this tie! 653 00:36:55,461 --> 00:36:58,501 - He's trying to tie up his tie and speak at the same time. 654 00:37:00,221 --> 00:37:01,781 - 20 minutes. - OK. 655 00:37:01,781 --> 00:37:03,741 - Don't be late. 656 00:37:03,741 --> 00:37:05,421 - OK. 657 00:37:05,421 --> 00:37:07,021 Dinner in 20 minutes. 658 00:37:14,701 --> 00:37:16,181 - Evening, everyone. 659 00:37:16,181 --> 00:37:17,821 This way, George. 660 00:37:22,021 --> 00:37:24,261 - One word and I'll smash your face in. 661 00:37:41,301 --> 00:37:43,021 - Hello again, old sport. 662 00:37:44,861 --> 00:37:46,941 - Could you get your dog off the furniture, please? 663 00:37:46,941 --> 00:37:48,421 - Um, sorry. 664 00:37:51,101 --> 00:37:52,701 - Why is there no butter? 665 00:37:52,701 --> 00:37:54,381 - We can't have butter, Mummy. 666 00:37:54,381 --> 00:37:55,661 - What? 667 00:37:55,661 --> 00:37:57,101 Says who? 668 00:37:57,101 --> 00:37:58,661 - Adolf Hitler. 669 00:37:58,661 --> 00:38:00,341 - Him and whose army? 670 00:38:00,341 --> 00:38:01,821 - His, Mummy. 671 00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:04,901 - Oh, just get that Hitler on the phone! 672 00:38:06,741 --> 00:38:08,221 What do you want? 673 00:38:08,221 --> 00:38:09,781 - Do you mind if I join you? 674 00:38:13,861 --> 00:38:15,501 Brown shoes at dinner. 675 00:38:15,501 --> 00:38:17,741 That's how it starts. 676 00:38:17,741 --> 00:38:21,341 What next? Men carrying parcels in public, 677 00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:23,261 reversing in the waltz? 678 00:38:23,261 --> 00:38:25,741 Oh, get about your business, silly boy. 679 00:38:30,221 --> 00:38:32,661 - Miss Clutterbuck's too busy being obnoxious 680 00:38:32,661 --> 00:38:34,741 to have the time to go around killing people. 681 00:38:34,741 --> 00:38:36,581 - Back in a minute. 682 00:38:40,941 --> 00:38:44,301 - Dilys, can I ask you a question about Charlie? 683 00:38:44,301 --> 00:38:47,141 What was he like, before he was famous? 684 00:38:47,141 --> 00:38:50,181 - Oh, he was always famous, in a way. 685 00:38:50,181 --> 00:38:51,941 So talented. 686 00:38:51,941 --> 00:38:55,101 Always bashing away at the piano. 687 00:38:55,101 --> 00:38:57,301 Once, I made a jelly 688 00:38:57,301 --> 00:39:01,221 and he sat down and wrote a song about it, straight off. 689 00:39:02,461 --> 00:39:04,101 - He must have really liked you. 690 00:39:04,101 --> 00:39:06,981 - No, love. He liked the jelly. 691 00:39:09,301 --> 00:39:10,661 - Are you happy here? 692 00:39:11,821 --> 00:39:13,061 - Um... 693 00:39:13,061 --> 00:39:14,541 ..reasonably. 694 00:39:15,621 --> 00:39:17,741 Mr Vincent's always been good to me. 695 00:39:17,741 --> 00:39:19,461 As good as he can be, 696 00:39:19,461 --> 00:39:21,581 given the circumstances. 697 00:39:24,061 --> 00:39:25,421 - Oh, thank you... 698 00:39:27,941 --> 00:39:29,821 - Ah, senorita! 699 00:39:29,821 --> 00:39:31,701 My daughter, George. 700 00:39:31,701 --> 00:39:33,341 - Encantada. 701 00:39:34,381 --> 00:39:36,301 And your wife? 702 00:39:36,301 --> 00:39:38,501 - Inspector Monroe has decided 703 00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:40,421 the vicar dropped the monocle in the font. 704 00:39:40,421 --> 00:39:42,621 But my wife - not convinced. 705 00:39:43,621 --> 00:39:45,541 - Mum's book. She's busy. 706 00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:48,501 - Ah, the Muse is a fickle mistress. 707 00:39:49,941 --> 00:39:51,581 Where were we, Professor? 708 00:39:51,581 --> 00:39:53,941 - Well... Well, I, um... 709 00:39:53,941 --> 00:39:56,621 I rather wanted you to explain 710 00:39:56,621 --> 00:39:58,581 how magicians harness energy. 711 00:39:58,581 --> 00:40:00,741 In fact, I demand it. 712 00:40:00,741 --> 00:40:02,701 - You better rethink everything fast. 713 00:40:02,701 --> 00:40:04,301 - Dad, I have to go talk to Cab Vee. 714 00:40:04,301 --> 00:40:05,821 - I'm staying. 715 00:40:05,821 --> 00:40:07,621 - Be-Because he's famous. 716 00:40:07,621 --> 00:40:09,501 - But we're talking to the senorita. 717 00:40:11,221 --> 00:40:13,261 - I think, Professor, 718 00:40:13,261 --> 00:40:15,581 it is an act of diplomacy. 719 00:40:15,581 --> 00:40:19,021 Your daughter sees that her pretty dress is the same colour as mine. 720 00:40:19,021 --> 00:40:21,421 We cannot dine at the same table. 721 00:40:22,581 --> 00:40:24,381 She sacrifices herself. 722 00:40:24,381 --> 00:40:26,021 - Well, oh... 723 00:40:27,341 --> 00:40:29,061 How...? 724 00:40:29,061 --> 00:40:30,501 - Magic. 725 00:40:44,101 --> 00:40:46,061 - Mr Crawford. 726 00:40:46,061 --> 00:40:48,061 You said that Charlie betrayed you. 727 00:40:49,541 --> 00:40:50,781 How? 728 00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:52,821 - I wrote his songs, that's how. 729 00:40:55,101 --> 00:40:56,621 - You're a musician? 730 00:40:58,021 --> 00:40:59,421 - Oh, yes. 731 00:41:00,861 --> 00:41:03,181 Before I started selling insurance. 732 00:41:05,701 --> 00:41:08,741 We collaborated on his version of Jumping Jive. 733 00:41:08,741 --> 00:41:11,141 I wrote Hop-Headed Woman. 734 00:41:12,541 --> 00:41:14,221 And Gasoline Gal. 735 00:41:18,341 --> 00:41:20,901 Ten weeks, 736 00:41:20,901 --> 00:41:22,581 top of the charts. 737 00:41:22,581 --> 00:41:24,501 - You must have made a lot of money. 738 00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:27,821 - You'd expect so, wouldn't you? 739 00:41:27,821 --> 00:41:29,781 - So you're here to sort things out? 740 00:41:31,061 --> 00:41:32,501 - One way of putting it. 741 00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:36,621 The main thing, sport, is to look the snake right in the eyes. 742 00:41:36,621 --> 00:41:38,141 Do you know what you do then? 743 00:41:40,021 --> 00:41:41,501 Cut off its head. 744 00:41:45,301 --> 00:41:47,101 - We're not going to let that happen. 745 00:41:51,581 --> 00:41:54,141 - Are we not? 746 00:41:54,141 --> 00:41:55,821 Oh, dear, that's a nuisance. 747 00:41:58,261 --> 00:41:59,981 Think again, Crawford. 748 00:42:05,261 --> 00:42:07,181 Best we keep you out the way, then. 749 00:42:09,541 --> 00:42:12,021 - Do you really have no idea who might be trying to kill you? 750 00:42:12,021 --> 00:42:13,421 - No. 751 00:42:15,461 --> 00:42:18,061 Anyway, whatever it is that's heading my way, maybe I deserve it. 752 00:42:18,061 --> 00:42:20,741 - Why won't you take this seriously? 753 00:42:22,381 --> 00:42:25,381 - Listen, I arrived in New York with no money in my pocket, 754 00:42:25,381 --> 00:42:27,101 no change of clothes... 755 00:42:28,341 --> 00:42:30,581 ..no reputation except the bad one I left at home. 756 00:42:31,781 --> 00:42:33,421 Just a fistful of songs. 757 00:42:35,181 --> 00:42:36,621 You know what happened then? 758 00:42:37,701 --> 00:42:39,221 I became a star. 759 00:42:40,901 --> 00:42:42,941 Point is, I can look after myself. 760 00:42:44,261 --> 00:42:45,941 And I reckon you're the same. 761 00:42:48,821 --> 00:42:50,861 No, you're not the same. 762 00:42:52,621 --> 00:42:54,101 You're better. 763 00:42:55,941 --> 00:42:58,381 You wouldn't leave anybody in the lurch. 764 00:42:58,381 --> 00:43:01,861 You wouldn't steal to get yourself a ticket to America. 765 00:43:07,261 --> 00:43:08,941 You and your cousins... 766 00:43:08,941 --> 00:43:10,421 Cousins? 767 00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:14,301 You're the future. 768 00:43:15,421 --> 00:43:18,421 If the world makes it out of this war, it's going to belong to you. 769 00:43:18,421 --> 00:43:20,101 Your generation. 770 00:43:21,581 --> 00:43:23,581 You have to make sure you run it right. 771 00:43:26,861 --> 00:43:28,701 - What does Mr Standing want? 772 00:43:30,381 --> 00:43:32,941 - You been spying on me, miss? 773 00:43:32,941 --> 00:43:34,341 - Only a little. 774 00:43:35,421 --> 00:43:37,781 - Standing works for Chessboard Records. 775 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:40,901 They're just disappointed with some of the decisions I've made recently. 776 00:43:40,901 --> 00:43:42,421 That's all. 777 00:43:46,061 --> 00:43:48,221 Time to fire up Cab Vee. 778 00:43:49,341 --> 00:43:50,821 - Is he someone different? 779 00:43:51,901 --> 00:43:53,381 - Very. 780 00:43:53,381 --> 00:43:55,861 I couldn't go out onstage as Charlie Vincent. 781 00:43:57,461 --> 00:43:59,221 I'd just die. 782 00:44:06,061 --> 00:44:07,421 - Ladies and gentlemen! 783 00:44:07,421 --> 00:44:11,421 For your exclusive entertainment, Mr Cab Vee 784 00:44:11,421 --> 00:44:13,581 and his Bandits 785 00:44:13,581 --> 00:44:16,101 will shortly be performing in the ballroom! 786 00:44:16,101 --> 00:44:17,981 - Oh, hell on Earth! 787 00:44:19,661 --> 00:44:21,581 Come on, chaps and chapesses, 788 00:44:21,581 --> 00:44:23,061 we don't want to miss the opener. 789 00:44:23,061 --> 00:44:24,621 It could be one of mine! 790 00:44:34,301 --> 00:44:36,261 - # Deboodledy-ack deboodledy-ackasaki! 791 00:44:36,261 --> 00:44:39,061 # Oh wang, tang-di-dah - Hip, hip 792 00:44:39,061 --> 00:44:41,581 - # Gonna tell you 'bout the jumpin' jive 793 00:44:41,581 --> 00:44:44,061 # Jim jam jump, the jumpin' jive 794 00:44:44,061 --> 00:44:46,861 # Cat's gonna beat you off this mellow drive 795 00:44:46,861 --> 00:44:49,301 # Beat it out on the mellow side 796 00:45:00,101 --> 00:45:02,421 # Boy! - What, you gotta say that again 797 00:45:02,421 --> 00:45:05,101 - # Oh boy! - What, you gotta say that again 798 00:45:05,101 --> 00:45:07,741 - # Call 'em all, show 'em all, Swanee shore 799 00:45:07,741 --> 00:45:10,061 # Let me dig that jive once more 800 00:45:10,061 --> 00:45:13,141 # Boy! - Bring 'em all down to the 'gator 801 00:45:13,141 --> 00:45:15,581 - # Oh, boy - Gonna be a fine little 'gator 802 00:45:15,581 --> 00:45:18,261 - # Now can't you hear those hep cats call? 803 00:45:18,261 --> 00:45:20,941 # Come on, boys, let's have a ball 804 00:45:20,941 --> 00:45:23,581 - # Jim, jam, jump is a jumping jive 805 00:45:23,581 --> 00:45:26,061 - # Makes you dig your jibe on the mellow side 806 00:45:26,061 --> 00:45:27,461 # Hep, hep 807 00:45:31,421 --> 00:45:34,061 # The jim, jam, jump on the solid jive 808 00:45:34,061 --> 00:45:36,701 # Makes you dig your jibe on the mellow side 809 00:45:36,701 --> 00:45:38,261 # Hep, hep 810 00:45:39,101 --> 00:45:40,781 - # Hep, hep 811 00:45:41,901 --> 00:45:44,621 - # The jim, jam, jump is the solid jive 812 00:45:44,621 --> 00:45:47,141 # Makes you nine foot tall when you're four foot five... # 813 00:45:47,141 --> 00:45:48,581 - Where's Julian? 814 00:46:01,261 --> 00:46:03,901 - # The jim, jam, jumpin' jive makes you... # 815 00:46:03,901 --> 00:46:05,421 - We've lost Julian. 816 00:46:05,421 --> 00:46:07,341 - I think I saw him going into the bar. 817 00:46:08,861 --> 00:46:09,901 Good heavens. 818 00:46:12,621 --> 00:46:14,341 - I don't know how to make it stop. 819 00:46:14,341 --> 00:46:15,901 - If only we could get it on film. 820 00:46:15,901 --> 00:46:18,741 We could blackmail him for decades. 821 00:46:18,741 --> 00:46:21,941 - Let's go find your brother. - Yeah. 822 00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:32,181 - Oh, hello. - May I have the honour? 823 00:46:51,421 --> 00:46:54,021 - He was here, but why would he just leave this? 824 00:46:54,021 --> 00:46:55,381 - Just a minute. 825 00:46:55,381 --> 00:46:58,541 - The music is wrong. 826 00:46:58,541 --> 00:47:00,221 The drum bit doesn't fit. 827 00:47:02,021 --> 00:47:04,181 - That's not the drums. 828 00:47:07,301 --> 00:47:08,501 Help! 829 00:47:08,501 --> 00:47:09,981 Crawford! 830 00:47:09,981 --> 00:47:11,901 Crawford! He's got a knife. 831 00:47:11,901 --> 00:47:13,381 He's going to kill Charlie. 832 00:47:32,461 --> 00:47:35,021 # Blue again 833 00:47:35,021 --> 00:47:36,581 # It's you again 834 00:47:36,581 --> 00:47:39,261 # Here comes the same old fear... # 835 00:47:45,461 --> 00:47:47,261 Thank you. 836 00:47:47,261 --> 00:47:48,821 Thank you all very much. 837 00:47:48,821 --> 00:47:50,821 We're going to take a break from here. 838 00:47:50,821 --> 00:47:52,381 Awww! 839 00:48:08,941 --> 00:48:10,741 - You've been avoiding me. 840 00:48:10,741 --> 00:48:11,781 Why? 841 00:48:13,941 --> 00:48:15,101 - Why do you think? 842 00:48:19,021 --> 00:48:20,461 - OK. 843 00:48:20,461 --> 00:48:21,821 This is exceptionally dangerous. 844 00:48:21,821 --> 00:48:24,661 - We're doing this because it's dangerous. 845 00:48:26,301 --> 00:48:28,221 I wrote those songs. 846 00:48:29,701 --> 00:48:30,981 Me. 847 00:48:30,981 --> 00:48:34,021 Everything you have, you've stolen. - No, no... 848 00:48:34,021 --> 00:48:36,701 - You thieving dog! It's all mine! 849 00:48:36,701 --> 00:48:38,581 - Crawford, calm down. 850 00:48:38,581 --> 00:48:43,221 - # A-buh-ba-bum-ba-da-da-da, ba-da-da-ba-da-da... # 851 00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:53,021 - Julian! 852 00:48:55,421 --> 00:48:57,301 - I don't need eyes to find you! 853 00:48:57,301 --> 00:48:58,341 - Calm down. - George! 854 00:49:09,261 --> 00:49:13,741 - We wrote those songs together, then I bought you out, fair and square. 855 00:49:13,741 --> 00:49:15,381 It's not a crime I was more successful. 856 00:49:15,381 --> 00:49:16,541 - Aargh! 857 00:49:16,541 --> 00:49:18,301 En garde, you little toerag! 858 00:49:21,541 --> 00:49:22,581 Oh, you got him. 859 00:49:23,781 --> 00:49:25,221 Well done. 860 00:49:27,381 --> 00:49:31,301 - My card. - Come on! Move! 861 00:49:31,301 --> 00:49:35,141 Charlie... Charlie... 862 00:49:35,141 --> 00:49:37,221 - I'm OK, really. 863 00:49:38,341 --> 00:49:39,461 - They loved you, Charlie. 864 00:49:39,461 --> 00:49:41,501 They loved you! 865 00:49:41,501 --> 00:49:42,821 - They loved Cab Vee. 866 00:49:44,821 --> 00:49:46,741 You saved my life again. 867 00:49:46,741 --> 00:49:49,101 Thank you. Second time you've done it. 868 00:49:49,101 --> 00:49:51,381 - Let's just hope there's not a third. 869 00:49:51,381 --> 00:49:52,661 - That's not the end of it? 870 00:49:52,661 --> 00:49:55,541 - Crawford told me he wanted to look you in the eye when he killed you. 871 00:49:55,541 --> 00:49:58,501 But whoever put the acid in your drink didn't care about that, 872 00:49:58,501 --> 00:50:00,261 they just wanted you dead. 873 00:50:00,261 --> 00:50:02,581 - So that means there's someone else... 874 00:50:02,581 --> 00:50:04,901 - The Bandits. Do you trust them? 875 00:50:04,901 --> 00:50:06,101 - With my life. 876 00:50:07,381 --> 00:50:09,341 - Charlie, you should go to your room and lock the door. 877 00:50:09,341 --> 00:50:10,621 - As should you. 878 00:50:10,621 --> 00:50:15,461 I don't know what's going on - plus ca change - but enough is enough. 879 00:50:15,461 --> 00:50:17,501 First thing tomorrow, we're leaving. 880 00:50:17,501 --> 00:50:18,621 All of us. 881 00:50:18,621 --> 00:50:21,581 Assemble here in reception at nine o'clock. 882 00:50:21,581 --> 00:50:24,221 This place is simply too dangerous. 883 00:50:24,221 --> 00:50:29,141 I suggest that, like Mr Vee here, we all go to our rooms. 884 00:50:29,141 --> 00:50:30,421 Now! 885 00:50:39,141 --> 00:50:40,741 - I'm going to go tell Wentworth. 886 00:50:43,581 --> 00:50:44,701 - You can't leave me. 887 00:50:45,941 --> 00:50:47,381 I need you here. 888 00:50:48,701 --> 00:50:50,941 You cannot let that tiresome man obstruct our mission. 889 00:50:50,941 --> 00:50:53,941 - That "tiresome man", Wentworth, is my father. 890 00:50:53,941 --> 00:50:56,461 - I can't be held responsible for that. 891 00:50:57,461 --> 00:50:58,661 George... 892 00:50:59,581 --> 00:51:00,661 ..I'm distraught. 893 00:51:00,661 --> 00:51:02,621 Look at me being distraught. 894 00:51:02,621 --> 00:51:06,341 - What do you mean, "our" mission? What do you contribute? 895 00:51:07,461 --> 00:51:08,861 - I contribute... 896 00:51:08,861 --> 00:51:09,981 ..Gabriela. 897 00:51:13,181 --> 00:51:15,861 Time to crank her up a bit. 898 00:51:15,861 --> 00:51:17,421 - What are you really up to? 899 00:51:17,421 --> 00:51:18,541 - I've done some... 900 00:51:19,781 --> 00:51:22,261 ..regrettable things. - You don't say?! 901 00:51:22,261 --> 00:51:24,741 - But... 902 00:51:24,741 --> 00:51:27,821 ..what I have seen in the future has changed me. 903 00:51:29,261 --> 00:51:32,661 We are at the threshold of a global cataclysm. 904 00:51:32,661 --> 00:51:35,661 What an achievement it would be if right here, 905 00:51:35,661 --> 00:51:39,181 right now, we could stop death in his tracks. 906 00:51:39,181 --> 00:51:41,181 - You're a terrible person. 907 00:51:42,581 --> 00:51:44,901 - Have you never wanted to be wicked? 908 00:51:48,741 --> 00:51:50,101 There. 909 00:51:51,221 --> 00:51:53,181 That hesitation, there's the proof. 910 00:51:54,501 --> 00:51:56,781 You envy me my freedom. 911 00:51:57,821 --> 00:52:00,861 The freedom to simply be bad... 912 00:52:02,421 --> 00:52:03,861 ..because one can. 913 00:52:05,381 --> 00:52:07,581 You'd love it. 914 00:52:07,581 --> 00:52:09,581 - You have no idea what I'd love. 915 00:52:32,341 --> 00:52:33,501 - Anne... 916 00:52:35,101 --> 00:52:37,261 Hey. Are you all right? 917 00:52:37,261 --> 00:52:40,101 - I was dreaming about Mummy and Daddy. 918 00:52:40,101 --> 00:52:42,181 Sorry. - Don't be sorry. 919 00:52:43,101 --> 00:52:44,181 I miss them too. 920 00:52:46,701 --> 00:52:48,701 - What's going to happen, Dick? 921 00:52:48,701 --> 00:52:53,181 We can't stop the war and we can't stop the killer and we're supposed 922 00:52:53,181 --> 00:52:55,221 to sing Green Grow the Rushes, O 923 00:52:55,221 --> 00:52:57,181 all together on my birthday, 924 00:52:57,181 --> 00:53:01,581 and the world's going so fast and everything's so awful now and sad. 925 00:53:01,581 --> 00:53:04,741 - I've always dealt squarely with you. - Charlie, you got a minute? 926 00:53:07,221 --> 00:53:09,941 - Mr Vincent, I've been trying to tell you, 927 00:53:09,941 --> 00:53:14,221 the fact of the matter is I haven't been paid for three months... 928 00:53:15,261 --> 00:53:19,021 ..not a penny, and all my clothes are all falling apart and... 929 00:53:19,021 --> 00:53:20,341 Mr Vincent, I just feel spent. 930 00:53:22,221 --> 00:53:23,461 - Can I show you something? 931 00:53:26,381 --> 00:53:28,301 The cupboard... 932 00:53:29,621 --> 00:53:32,221 ..is empty. 933 00:53:32,221 --> 00:53:34,061 It's over. 934 00:53:34,061 --> 00:53:35,301 Nothing left, my dear. 935 00:53:37,181 --> 00:53:40,061 When these guests settle up, I shall give all the money to you, 936 00:53:40,061 --> 00:53:41,221 and, erm... 937 00:53:44,821 --> 00:53:47,181 ..that'll be the end of the Prospect Hotel. 938 00:53:49,181 --> 00:53:51,301 - I know what I want to do, and what I have to do. 939 00:53:53,141 --> 00:53:56,381 - You know what, pal? It's a death wish. 940 00:53:56,381 --> 00:53:58,101 You actually want to die. 941 00:54:01,181 --> 00:54:03,181 Well, I hope you get a kick out of it, brother, 942 00:54:03,181 --> 00:54:05,141 cos it could be coming sooner than you think. 943 00:54:10,541 --> 00:54:12,101 - Now, THAT was a threat. 944 00:54:21,701 --> 00:54:23,541 - Dad, we think there's someone else who's trying to kill Charlie. 945 00:54:23,541 --> 00:54:24,901 - I don't want to hear it. 946 00:54:24,901 --> 00:54:26,901 - Oh, come on, Dad, but this simply isn't fair. 947 00:54:26,901 --> 00:54:28,981 - George, call the Fairness Police. 948 00:54:28,981 --> 00:54:31,101 I want everybody in the truck. 949 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:32,501 I'm going to go and fetch your mother. 950 00:54:32,501 --> 00:54:34,501 - Professor! 951 00:54:34,501 --> 00:54:37,261 You have regarded the perfection of the day? 952 00:54:37,261 --> 00:54:39,621 - Uh, good morning. Not as such, no. 953 00:54:39,621 --> 00:54:43,461 - The elements align superbly for my demonstration. 954 00:54:43,461 --> 00:54:44,821 You have not forgot? 955 00:54:44,821 --> 00:54:51,621 The time has come for me to expose the limits of your science, hmm? 956 00:54:51,621 --> 00:54:53,901 I will take you to the place where the ley lines meet. 957 00:54:53,901 --> 00:54:56,221 Professor, vamos! 958 00:54:56,221 --> 00:54:57,741 You gave your word. 959 00:55:00,861 --> 00:55:02,781 - You shouldn't go back on your word, Dad. 960 00:55:02,781 --> 00:55:04,421 That wouldn't be tennis. 961 00:55:04,421 --> 00:55:05,661 - Cricket! 962 00:55:05,661 --> 00:55:06,781 - Whatever. 963 00:55:06,781 --> 00:55:08,541 Very bad example to us. 964 00:55:08,541 --> 00:55:10,581 - Quite so, George. 965 00:55:10,581 --> 00:55:15,021 Science or sorcery? Let us resolve today. 966 00:55:15,021 --> 00:55:16,741 - Right. 967 00:55:16,741 --> 00:55:19,581 One hour, and then we are going straight home, 968 00:55:19,581 --> 00:55:21,541 and I'm going to be very strict about it. 969 00:55:21,541 --> 00:55:23,661 - Senorita, lead the way. 970 00:55:26,501 --> 00:55:28,461 - Standing's on another call. 971 00:55:31,901 --> 00:55:34,061 - And that is what you want me to do? 972 00:55:34,061 --> 00:55:37,221 Because the consequences will be irreversible. 973 00:55:37,221 --> 00:55:38,661 You understand that? 974 00:55:38,661 --> 00:55:41,061 And do you understand I pay your wages? 975 00:55:41,061 --> 00:55:42,741 - Then I shall do it immediately. 976 00:55:48,701 --> 00:55:50,701 Come on, quickly! 977 00:55:56,261 --> 00:55:58,261 to kill you. 978 00:55:58,261 --> 00:56:00,461 - He's the one who put the acid in your drink, and just now he was 979 00:56:00,461 --> 00:56:03,661 on the telephone to the American ordering him to do it now. 980 00:56:05,741 --> 00:56:06,781 That must be him! 981 00:56:08,341 --> 00:56:10,261 - Charlie, open up! 982 00:56:10,261 --> 00:56:11,861 - What is it, Standing? 983 00:56:11,861 --> 00:56:14,101 - You've got your war. 984 00:56:14,101 --> 00:56:16,021 - Charlie... - Don't do it! 985 00:56:24,221 --> 00:56:27,261 I explained you wouldn't budge, and they said OK. 986 00:56:27,261 --> 00:56:31,381 A few expletives at first, but in the end, OK. 987 00:56:31,381 --> 00:56:32,781 So you're free to go 988 00:56:32,781 --> 00:56:35,421 and get yourself shot to pieces for King and Country, 989 00:56:35,421 --> 00:56:37,421 you colossal dodo. 990 00:56:37,421 --> 00:56:39,581 I've revised the contract accordingly. 991 00:56:39,581 --> 00:56:42,261 - Can somebody please explain? 992 00:56:42,261 --> 00:56:45,381 - I came back to England because I want to fight for my country. 993 00:56:45,381 --> 00:56:48,941 My record label - him - would prefer me not to. 994 00:56:49,941 --> 00:56:53,581 They tripled my money - is that still the deal? - Mm-hm. 995 00:56:53,581 --> 00:56:56,141 - They want me to stay safe in America. 996 00:56:56,141 --> 00:57:00,021 But if England falls, even America won't be safe. 997 00:57:00,021 --> 00:57:02,221 If the contract lets me fight, I'll sign it. 998 00:57:03,541 --> 00:57:05,421 - The money will be arriving shortly, 999 00:57:05,421 --> 00:57:06,741 in war-proof form. 1000 00:57:33,421 --> 00:57:38,781 - So if it isn't Mr Standing, or Crawford, or Charlie's dad, 1001 00:57:38,781 --> 00:57:41,181 then who put the acid in Charlie's drink? 1002 00:57:58,821 --> 00:58:02,461 - Somebody's been busy on the black market. 1003 00:58:02,461 --> 00:58:03,901 - Maybe you shouldn't eat that. 1004 00:58:03,901 --> 00:58:05,861 - Fans always send me gifts. It's harmless. 1005 00:58:16,941 --> 00:58:18,461 - That's not funny. 1006 00:58:18,461 --> 00:58:21,901 - What about the, er, Lady of Spain? Miss Harry Specs? 1007 00:58:21,901 --> 00:58:25,741 What's her story? Or his, for that matter? 1008 00:58:25,741 --> 00:58:28,341 They're both a curried egg short of the full picnic if you ask me. 1009 00:58:28,341 --> 00:58:30,741 - He agrees, look. 1010 00:58:32,541 --> 00:58:34,701 - Stop! There's something wrong with that fruit! 1011 00:58:36,861 --> 00:58:40,101 - George, not absolutely everybody in the world is trying to kill me. 1012 00:58:40,101 --> 00:58:42,421 Sometimes people just want to do nice things. 1013 00:58:44,221 --> 00:58:47,541 - Oh... She's not endemic to the British Isles. 1014 00:58:54,221 --> 00:58:56,501 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.... 1015 00:59:05,261 --> 00:59:07,781 - Dick, what the heck is that? 1016 00:59:13,261 --> 00:59:15,301 Venom-wise, she's number one. 1017 00:59:15,301 --> 00:59:16,381 Super-deadly. 1018 00:59:17,621 --> 00:59:19,741 Wandering Spider from Brazil. 1019 00:59:21,621 --> 00:59:23,501 Brazil means Clutterbuck. 1020 00:59:29,301 --> 00:59:32,901 - Are you sure you know where you're going? 1021 00:59:32,901 --> 00:59:36,261 - This is the place where the ley lines embrace. - Hmm. 1022 00:59:36,261 --> 00:59:39,981 - Here I can demonstrate the feeblyness of your science. 1023 00:59:41,221 --> 00:59:42,701 You say "feeblyness of science"? 1024 00:59:42,701 --> 00:59:43,861 - Er, not often, senorita. 1025 00:59:45,621 --> 00:59:48,301 - But the land knows I am about to disclose its secrets. 1026 00:59:50,981 --> 00:59:53,061 Mirar! 1027 00:59:53,061 --> 00:59:54,101 It fights back. 1028 00:59:56,221 --> 00:59:58,741 It sends the fog to confound us. 1029 01:00:00,261 --> 01:00:01,581 No matter. 1030 01:00:01,581 --> 01:00:03,701 Extract your compass. 1031 01:00:03,701 --> 01:00:05,781 - Oh, all right. - It will fail you. 1032 01:00:05,781 --> 01:00:08,741 What you shall observe is the energy of angels. 1033 01:00:08,741 --> 01:00:10,381 - What I shall observe... 1034 01:00:10,381 --> 01:00:13,141 ..will be elementary physics. 1035 01:00:13,141 --> 01:00:15,061 Good lord! 1036 01:00:15,061 --> 01:00:16,101 Good heavens. 1037 01:00:19,621 --> 01:00:21,181 Senorita? 1038 01:00:24,261 --> 01:00:25,341 Very well. 1039 01:00:25,341 --> 01:00:29,341 Now, allowing for barometric irregularity, 1040 01:00:29,341 --> 01:00:34,341 taking into account the curvature of the Earth, I say... 1041 01:00:37,261 --> 01:00:41,141 - Oh! Argh! Oh, crikey! 1042 01:00:42,941 --> 01:00:44,381 Senorita?! 1043 01:00:47,781 --> 01:00:51,221 - Ah, George, I'm looking for Dad. 1044 01:00:51,221 --> 01:00:53,301 - Er, he went on a walk on the ridge. 1045 01:00:53,301 --> 01:00:55,301 - Without you? He'll get lost. 1046 01:00:55,301 --> 01:00:59,581 - He went with that wiggly Spanish lady he was dancing with. 1047 01:00:59,581 --> 01:01:02,541 - Well, he'll probably be all right, then. Where are you go...? 1048 01:01:05,661 --> 01:01:07,101 Senorita... 1049 01:01:07,101 --> 01:01:08,621 ..where's my husband? 1050 01:01:09,941 --> 01:01:11,021 Quentin? 1051 01:01:11,021 --> 01:01:13,141 - What is Quentin? 1052 01:01:20,901 --> 01:01:23,901 - Lost any big spiders lately? 1053 01:01:23,901 --> 01:01:26,781 - What gives you the right to be so pert? 1054 01:01:26,781 --> 01:01:29,261 - I don't know, maybe the fact that 1055 01:01:29,261 --> 01:01:31,221 you keep trying to kill Charlie Vincent. 1056 01:01:31,221 --> 01:01:32,821 - The music was revolting 1057 01:01:32,821 --> 01:01:36,461 but it doesn't quite deserve the death penalty. 1058 01:01:36,461 --> 01:01:39,461 - Then why plant a Brazilian Wandering Spider in his fruit bowl? 1059 01:01:39,461 --> 01:01:41,181 - Are you following any of this? 1060 01:01:41,181 --> 01:01:45,781 - You've just got back from Brazil, you said so, so it's obviously you. 1061 01:01:48,501 --> 01:01:50,621 - Could I possibly have a word with you people - 1062 01:01:50,621 --> 01:01:51,821 in private? 1063 01:01:53,821 --> 01:01:57,061 - Children! Goodness, shouldn't be allowed out. 1064 01:01:57,061 --> 01:01:58,741 Nasty children! 1065 01:01:58,741 --> 01:02:00,141 Don't like you! 1066 01:02:01,181 --> 01:02:03,221 - We never went to Brazil. 1067 01:02:03,221 --> 01:02:05,861 She controls the money and there isn't any money. 1068 01:02:05,861 --> 01:02:09,341 We can't all up sticks for New York, you know. 1069 01:02:09,341 --> 01:02:11,341 - I thought she was rich. 1070 01:02:11,341 --> 01:02:14,741 - She pretends to be rich because, for her, that's good manners. 1071 01:02:14,741 --> 01:02:15,861 - Angela! 1072 01:02:17,341 --> 01:02:19,221 Come here! 1073 01:02:19,221 --> 01:02:20,541 - So nobody's been to Brazil? 1074 01:02:20,541 --> 01:02:23,261 - Well, that spider didn't just walk here from South America. 1075 01:02:23,261 --> 01:02:24,821 - Julian, please tell Mr Vincent 1076 01:02:24,821 --> 01:02:26,901 to gather everyone on the list in the bar. 1077 01:02:28,181 --> 01:02:29,781 I know who the killer is. 1078 01:02:47,941 --> 01:02:49,501 Iron! Iron! 1079 01:02:49,501 --> 01:02:53,021 Einstein, you can come out from behind the sofa! 1080 01:02:53,021 --> 01:02:55,981 - Professor Barnard, I presume? 1081 01:02:55,981 --> 01:02:59,341 - Fanny! Oh, my darling, I am so happy. 1082 01:02:59,341 --> 01:03:00,421 Do you see this rock? 1083 01:03:00,421 --> 01:03:02,341 It's full of iron! 1084 01:03:02,341 --> 01:03:04,221 It's a giant magnet. 1085 01:03:04,221 --> 01:03:07,661 It's not magic, it's science. 1086 01:03:09,341 --> 01:03:12,181 - I think in future, we might put you on a lead. 1087 01:03:25,941 --> 01:03:28,381 Ladies and gentlemen... 1088 01:03:28,381 --> 01:03:30,821 Is there much more of this? 1089 01:03:30,821 --> 01:03:35,181 - ..someone in this room has tried to kill Charlie Vincent, AKA Cab Vee, 1090 01:03:35,181 --> 01:03:37,101 and they have failed. 1091 01:03:37,101 --> 01:03:38,541 Twice. 1092 01:03:38,541 --> 01:03:40,861 We believe that that person will try again. 1093 01:03:40,861 --> 01:03:42,261 - Crawford isn't in this room. 1094 01:03:42,261 --> 01:03:43,661 - Crawford doesn't count. 1095 01:03:43,661 --> 01:03:45,341 That was an act of madness. 1096 01:03:45,341 --> 01:03:49,181 The acid and the spider were carefully planned. 1097 01:03:49,181 --> 01:03:51,741 So, first, Mr Vincent. 1098 01:03:51,741 --> 01:03:53,421 Your hotel is broke. 1099 01:03:53,421 --> 01:03:56,621 You blame Charlie for refusing to take on the burden of the business, 1100 01:03:56,621 --> 01:03:58,461 for legging it to America, 1101 01:03:58,461 --> 01:04:01,661 but you feel sorrow, rather than anger. 1102 01:04:01,661 --> 01:04:04,021 You wouldn't kill your own son. 1103 01:04:04,021 --> 01:04:06,381 In fact, you helped save his life. 1104 01:04:07,581 --> 01:04:09,861 You are not the assassin. 1105 01:04:11,741 --> 01:04:15,421 - Next, Mr Standing. 1106 01:04:15,421 --> 01:04:18,021 Sent here to prevent Charlie joining the Army, 1107 01:04:18,021 --> 01:04:20,021 not least by means of bribery. 1108 01:04:20,021 --> 01:04:21,901 - Substantial bribery, old boy. 1109 01:04:21,901 --> 01:04:25,021 - So it's in your interest to protect him. 1110 01:04:25,021 --> 01:04:27,501 You also are not the killer. 1111 01:04:27,501 --> 01:04:29,821 - Is this tonight's 'entertainment'? 1112 01:04:29,821 --> 01:04:31,901 - It's pretty slim. 1113 01:04:31,901 --> 01:04:33,821 - Miss Clutterbuck, 1114 01:04:33,821 --> 01:04:36,901 you openly despise Charlie Vincent. 1115 01:04:36,901 --> 01:04:40,261 You loathe jazz music because it represents freedom and joy. 1116 01:04:40,261 --> 01:04:44,501 You're a snob and a bully and a deeply unpleasant person. 1117 01:04:44,501 --> 01:04:45,821 No offence. 1118 01:04:47,341 --> 01:04:49,621 But you also are not the murderer. 1119 01:04:51,901 --> 01:04:54,061 All these people can be set aside, 1120 01:04:54,061 --> 01:04:55,461 for the person we seek 1121 01:04:55,461 --> 01:04:58,261 is even now determined to close their hands around the throat 1122 01:04:58,261 --> 01:04:59,381 of Charlie Vincent. 1123 01:05:02,381 --> 01:05:05,261 Miss Angela... 1124 01:05:05,261 --> 01:05:06,421 ..your arms are itchy. 1125 01:05:08,781 --> 01:05:10,301 Mosquitoes in Brazil are very fierce, 1126 01:05:10,301 --> 01:05:14,541 but not as fierce as the Wandering Spider you brought back. 1127 01:05:14,541 --> 01:05:16,501 - I said we never went to Brazil. 1128 01:05:17,621 --> 01:05:19,701 - You did say. 1129 01:05:19,701 --> 01:05:21,741 But that was a lie. 1130 01:05:21,741 --> 01:05:25,781 When Charlie upped sticks for New York, he left behind a broken heart. 1131 01:05:25,781 --> 01:05:27,461 Yours. 1132 01:05:27,461 --> 01:05:30,181 For you and he were once romantically connected, 1133 01:05:30,181 --> 01:05:31,741 were you not? 1134 01:05:31,741 --> 01:05:33,341 You were in love. 1135 01:05:33,341 --> 01:05:35,741 And now you are jealous, vengeful 1136 01:05:35,741 --> 01:05:38,581 and, like those mosquitoes, hungry for blood. 1137 01:05:38,581 --> 01:05:40,421 In short, you ARE a killer. 1138 01:05:40,421 --> 01:05:42,621 - I'm sorry, but that's not right. 1139 01:05:44,141 --> 01:05:48,301 I was in love, yes, but it wasn't with Angela Clutterbuck. 1140 01:05:48,301 --> 01:05:52,741 Are we done? Whilst I appreciate your efforts, this is all too much. 1141 01:05:57,421 --> 01:05:58,781 - Miss Angela, 1142 01:05:58,781 --> 01:06:02,141 what is it that you're not telling us? - You fatuous child! 1143 01:06:02,141 --> 01:06:05,501 It's the simpering waitress, she's the one. 1144 01:06:05,501 --> 01:06:08,941 She adored him. They were romantically connected for years. 1145 01:06:08,941 --> 01:06:14,101 Then he shoved off to New York and she broke into a million pieces. 1146 01:06:14,101 --> 01:06:18,141 No-one hates Cab quite as vividly as she does. 1147 01:06:20,021 --> 01:06:22,301 Dilys. I'm talking about Dilys. 1148 01:06:38,181 --> 01:06:41,421 I've just written the ending. 1149 01:06:41,421 --> 01:06:42,941 This B flat up the top's gone dead, 1150 01:06:42,941 --> 01:06:44,461 so try not to hear that. 1151 01:06:47,901 --> 01:06:50,581 # So true again 1152 01:06:50,581 --> 01:06:52,301 # No, you again 1153 01:06:52,301 --> 01:06:54,101 # The same from year to year 1154 01:06:58,941 --> 01:07:03,261 # Each day I wish my life away 1155 01:07:03,261 --> 01:07:05,221 # Wishing that you were near... # 1156 01:07:15,941 --> 01:07:18,541 Leaving you here was the biggest mistake of my life. 1157 01:07:19,661 --> 01:07:21,461 Every day I've wanted to tell you that, 1158 01:07:21,461 --> 01:07:24,021 and every day I've failed, 1159 01:07:24,021 --> 01:07:25,141 even here. 1160 01:07:27,821 --> 01:07:30,181 So I guess I deserve what I deserve. 1161 01:07:37,261 --> 01:07:38,981 - Did you write that for me? 1162 01:07:40,821 --> 01:07:44,021 - It's called A Sad Song For Dilys, 1163 01:07:44,021 --> 01:07:45,301 so I think I must have. 1164 01:07:53,621 --> 01:07:55,861 I behaved disgracefully to you. 1165 01:07:58,341 --> 01:07:59,501 And I'm very... 1166 01:08:00,621 --> 01:08:01,861 ..very sorry. 1167 01:08:17,301 --> 01:08:18,861 - She's hypnotised him! 1168 01:08:21,341 --> 01:08:23,181 This is the vision, he can't defend himself. 1169 01:08:23,181 --> 01:08:24,541 - Wait. 1170 01:08:27,301 --> 01:08:28,701 Look and learn. 1171 01:08:30,061 --> 01:08:31,261 - You. 1172 01:08:32,261 --> 01:08:33,501 It was always you. 1173 01:08:43,381 --> 01:08:46,261 - So it wasn't murder, it was... 1174 01:08:46,261 --> 01:08:49,021 ..that stuff? Yuck! 1175 01:08:52,741 --> 01:08:54,421 - Hey, detectives. 1176 01:08:54,421 --> 01:08:57,061 A guy usually gets to do this in private, 1177 01:08:57,061 --> 01:08:59,261 but I guess you have to work with what you've got. 1178 01:09:00,941 --> 01:09:03,061 Dilys Shepherd, will you marry me? 1179 01:09:03,061 --> 01:09:04,661 - Yes! 1180 01:09:04,661 --> 01:09:06,541 Yes, Charlie, I will, yes! 1181 01:09:06,541 --> 01:09:08,261 - So... 1182 01:09:08,261 --> 01:09:11,021 I'm so confused. 1183 01:09:11,021 --> 01:09:14,261 Dilys, you didn't come here to murder Charlie? 1184 01:09:14,261 --> 01:09:17,061 - I didn't know what I came here for. 1185 01:09:18,181 --> 01:09:19,541 I just... 1186 01:09:19,541 --> 01:09:21,341 ..knew I had to be alone with him. 1187 01:09:21,341 --> 01:09:23,301 - You dreamt it all wrong. 1188 01:09:24,581 --> 01:09:27,821 - It wasn't a dream, it was a vision. 1189 01:09:27,821 --> 01:09:29,301 You impetuous fools. 1190 01:09:30,581 --> 01:09:32,981 Death is bearing down on this man here, now. 1191 01:09:34,021 --> 01:09:37,021 - Everyone who doesn't want to get shot, move! 1192 01:09:38,341 --> 01:09:41,621 I'm the one whose life you ruined, Charlie. 1193 01:09:41,621 --> 01:09:44,341 I'd been scrimping and saving for years, 1194 01:09:44,341 --> 01:09:46,101 to get away from my mother, 1195 01:09:46,101 --> 01:09:48,821 the ghastly toboggan-faced old hag! 1196 01:09:48,821 --> 01:09:51,781 Every time she left sixpence for a tip, I'd go back and get it. 1197 01:09:51,781 --> 01:09:53,821 I'd pick up pennies in the street. 1198 01:09:53,821 --> 01:09:56,421 The collection plate comes round for the offertory hymn, 1199 01:09:56,421 --> 01:09:58,061 I'd take from it. 1200 01:09:58,061 --> 01:10:02,381 All I wanted was enough money to get a ticket to...anywhere. 1201 01:10:02,381 --> 01:10:04,221 To get away. 1202 01:10:05,461 --> 01:10:08,661 And you sneaked into my room and you stole it, you... 1203 01:10:08,661 --> 01:10:10,781 ..sneaking, sneak thief! 1204 01:10:10,781 --> 01:10:13,101 - Wait, wait, wait. - Just a minute! 1205 01:10:13,101 --> 01:10:14,581 I have an idea. 1206 01:10:15,701 --> 01:10:19,261 I don't know how much money Charlie stole from you... 1207 01:10:21,301 --> 01:10:22,341 - A lot. 1208 01:10:24,221 --> 01:10:26,101 £200. 1209 01:10:26,101 --> 01:10:27,221 - 203. 1210 01:10:27,221 --> 01:10:29,341 - 203. 1211 01:10:29,341 --> 01:10:32,221 Cool. So here's my vision of the future... 1212 01:10:33,861 --> 01:10:35,261 ..Charlie pays the £203 back... 1213 01:10:37,501 --> 01:10:39,421 ..with interest, now. 1214 01:10:39,421 --> 01:10:41,301 Agreed? - Of course, yes. 1215 01:10:42,941 --> 01:10:46,381 - Meanwhile, Charlie marries Dilys, joins the army, 1216 01:10:46,381 --> 01:10:51,341 beats up Hitler and writes hundreds of fantastic songs 1217 01:10:51,341 --> 01:10:54,661 to inspire the whole country and make everyone feel brilliant. 1218 01:10:56,261 --> 01:10:59,781 Except your mother, who will hate every single minute of it. 1219 01:11:03,461 --> 01:11:05,501 So just stop this now, Angela. 1220 01:11:06,421 --> 01:11:07,821 - You stop it! 1221 01:11:07,821 --> 01:11:09,461 - I said it first. 1222 01:11:09,461 --> 01:11:10,741 - She did, actually. 1223 01:11:19,101 --> 01:11:20,501 Well done. 1224 01:11:20,501 --> 01:11:21,781 Right decision. 1225 01:11:23,661 --> 01:11:28,621 - But you might have to go to prison for a little bit. 1226 01:11:37,181 --> 01:11:40,861 - Always has to be the centre of attention. Hmm! 1227 01:11:44,821 --> 01:11:47,221 - Relax, your property's undamaged. 1228 01:11:47,221 --> 01:11:50,261 It's your property I'm thinking of. 1229 01:11:50,261 --> 01:11:52,301 - I said we made your money war-proof. 1230 01:11:52,301 --> 01:11:55,181 You're being paid - open up - in gold. 1231 01:11:57,021 --> 01:11:58,741 Three beautiful babies. 1232 01:12:00,021 --> 01:12:01,781 What'll you do with 'em? 1233 01:12:01,781 --> 01:12:04,141 - Simple division - one for my father, 1234 01:12:04,141 --> 01:12:07,741 to rescue the Prospect and pay the staff what they're owed, 1235 01:12:07,741 --> 01:12:11,061 one to be held in a fund for Angela, for pinching her savings, 1236 01:12:11,061 --> 01:12:13,581 and one for Dilys, because I love her. 1237 01:12:17,981 --> 01:12:19,181 - Mr Vincent, 1238 01:12:19,181 --> 01:12:21,901 will you kindly secure this case in the hotel safe? 1239 01:12:21,901 --> 01:12:23,461 - My pleasure, sir. 1240 01:12:23,461 --> 01:12:24,661 - Thank you. 1241 01:12:27,341 --> 01:12:28,981 Charlie? 1242 01:12:28,981 --> 01:12:31,461 Can you find it in your heart... 1243 01:12:31,461 --> 01:12:33,501 ..to forgive me... 1244 01:12:35,261 --> 01:12:37,581 ..my dear son? 1245 01:12:45,141 --> 01:12:46,501 I'll just... 1246 01:12:46,501 --> 01:12:47,821 Safe... 1247 01:12:49,581 --> 01:12:51,421 - Listen, all, 1248 01:12:51,421 --> 01:12:53,861 now might be the time to tell you that this afternoon, 1249 01:12:53,861 --> 01:12:56,941 your Uncle Quentin had a telegram. 1250 01:12:58,061 --> 01:13:00,581 - "Flap on. Presence required abroad. 1251 01:13:00,581 --> 01:13:04,261 "Any chance our lot stay Kirrin immediate future? Gilly and Jack." 1252 01:13:04,261 --> 01:13:05,941 Oh, that's fantastic! 1253 01:13:15,901 --> 01:13:17,261 - How can you be happy? 1254 01:13:17,261 --> 01:13:20,701 I mean, Kirrin, that's wonderful, 1255 01:13:20,701 --> 01:13:24,221 but Mum and Dad are heading into danger on my birthday. 1256 01:13:25,621 --> 01:13:27,541 - Chin up, sis. 1257 01:13:27,541 --> 01:13:30,101 We have to be brave about stuff when we can. 1258 01:13:30,101 --> 01:13:31,501 It's our war effort. 1259 01:13:32,541 --> 01:13:33,941 - Like the whale fat. 1260 01:13:38,061 --> 01:13:39,341 - There's something bugging me. 1261 01:13:39,341 --> 01:13:41,301 Do you remember the numbers on the wall? 1262 01:13:41,301 --> 01:13:44,421 - 60, 20, 90, 20. Of course. What about them? 1263 01:13:44,421 --> 01:13:45,981 - I think I know what they mean. 1264 01:14:25,421 --> 01:14:27,501 - Hat off in the house, Wentworth. 1265 01:14:29,661 --> 01:14:32,421 - And you, Gabriela. Not your colour. 1266 01:14:35,021 --> 01:14:36,381 - Children, I'm busy. 1267 01:14:37,701 --> 01:14:38,981 - All lies. 1268 01:14:38,981 --> 01:14:41,661 Everything you said, lies. 1269 01:14:41,661 --> 01:14:45,541 - You've been spying on this room since the day you got here. 1270 01:14:49,301 --> 01:14:52,381 You've known for a long time how to open that safe. 1271 01:14:52,381 --> 01:14:53,661 But you had to wait, 1272 01:14:53,661 --> 01:14:56,101 because you knew the gold was on its way. 1273 01:14:56,101 --> 01:14:59,221 - The money will be arriving shortly, in war-proof form. 1274 01:15:00,181 --> 01:15:03,021 - That meant Charlie had to stay alive, yes. 1275 01:15:03,021 --> 01:15:05,741 But only long enough for him to sign the new contract. 1276 01:15:07,741 --> 01:15:10,461 You didn't care about his life at all. 1277 01:15:10,461 --> 01:15:14,701 - Look, all this is just a little taking things 1278 01:15:14,701 --> 01:15:18,861 from other people's lives to improve your own, you know? 1279 01:15:20,581 --> 01:15:24,341 - I really thought you'd become a good person. 1280 01:15:24,341 --> 01:15:26,461 - Oh, spare me the moral flagellation. 1281 01:15:26,461 --> 01:15:28,861 I'm not used to being poor. I don't like it. 1282 01:15:28,861 --> 01:15:30,581 Neither does she. 1283 01:15:30,581 --> 01:15:32,381 - We can't all be riff-raff. 1284 01:15:33,581 --> 01:15:35,661 - Is this all you are, Wentworth? 1285 01:15:35,661 --> 01:15:37,901 Another sneak thief? 1286 01:15:37,901 --> 01:15:39,141 - No, my dear. 1287 01:15:41,061 --> 01:15:42,301 I'm also your teacher. 1288 01:15:44,501 --> 01:15:46,621 And this particular lesson... 1289 01:15:47,541 --> 01:15:48,981 ..is concluded. 1290 01:16:14,461 --> 01:16:16,941 - My ankle! 1291 01:16:16,941 --> 01:16:17,981 Thomas! 1292 01:16:20,941 --> 01:16:23,101 - Sorry, my dear, but... 1293 01:16:23,101 --> 01:16:24,741 ..I really need this gold. 1294 01:16:36,021 --> 01:16:37,221 - That way. 1295 01:16:37,221 --> 01:16:38,621 Into the marsh. 1296 01:16:46,261 --> 01:16:47,541 Wentworth! 1297 01:16:49,141 --> 01:16:51,581 Wentworth, stop! Wentworth! 1298 01:16:51,581 --> 01:16:54,061 That's a marsh, it's dangerous! You have to stop! 1299 01:16:55,501 --> 01:16:57,221 - Damn! 1300 01:17:03,621 --> 01:17:05,501 Wentworth! ANNE: - He's stuck! 1301 01:17:09,861 --> 01:17:10,981 - He's sinking. 1302 01:17:10,981 --> 01:17:14,941 - Sorry, children, I don't wish to be rude because, inexplicably, 1303 01:17:14,941 --> 01:17:19,261 I've...grown rather fond of you, but what did you say? 1304 01:17:21,141 --> 01:17:22,301 - You're sinking. 1305 01:17:24,701 --> 01:17:26,741 - We have to get him out of there. 1306 01:17:28,461 --> 01:17:30,301 - Wentworth, grab hold of me. 1307 01:17:32,781 --> 01:17:35,221 Drop the bag and take my hand. Grab my hand. 1308 01:17:36,381 --> 01:17:37,621 - Wentworth, please! 1309 01:17:40,341 --> 01:17:44,181 - Look, Wentworth, I know you said you wanted to stop death in his tracks. 1310 01:17:44,181 --> 01:17:47,021 I know you were lying. But I'm not. 1311 01:17:47,021 --> 01:17:48,501 Wentworth, I want you to live. 1312 01:17:53,781 --> 01:17:56,461 Save me, children! Save me! 1313 01:17:59,861 --> 01:18:01,701 - Pull! 1314 01:18:04,381 --> 01:18:06,341 - Timmy, this has to be all five of us, OK? 1315 01:18:06,341 --> 01:18:07,861 Pull on the rope, pull on the rope! 1316 01:18:12,421 --> 01:18:14,621 Nobody's going to die today! Nobody! 1317 01:18:34,181 --> 01:18:36,861 - The truth is, estimado, 1318 01:18:36,861 --> 01:18:39,701 I've never greatly enjoyed being with you. 1319 01:18:44,221 --> 01:18:45,261 - Well... 1320 01:18:47,221 --> 01:18:49,421 ..I don't like being with me either... 1321 01:18:50,941 --> 01:18:53,901 ..but it's something we both have to put up with. 1322 01:18:53,901 --> 01:18:56,301 - There's no "have to", Thomas, 1323 01:18:56,301 --> 01:18:58,821 because there's no "we both". 1324 01:19:04,661 --> 01:19:06,101 - Hasta manana. 1325 01:19:09,021 --> 01:19:13,781 - Your Spanish, like everything else, is inadequate. 1326 01:19:15,181 --> 01:19:17,621 You mean adios. 1327 01:19:26,541 --> 01:19:27,741 - Come on! - Pull, Timmy, pull! 1328 01:19:27,741 --> 01:19:29,821 Good boy! 1329 01:19:29,821 --> 01:19:32,141 - You've got this, Julian. - Pull, Julian! 1330 01:19:32,141 --> 01:19:33,901 - Yes, that's it! 1331 01:19:33,901 --> 01:19:35,021 - Yes, you've got it! 1332 01:19:35,021 --> 01:19:38,181 - We did it, we got the gold! 1333 01:19:38,181 --> 01:19:40,101 - Good boy, Timmy! 1334 01:19:47,741 --> 01:19:50,061 - It's OK. 1335 01:19:50,061 --> 01:19:51,501 You do look a bit like a panda, 1336 01:19:51,501 --> 01:19:55,901 but there's always something nice to look forward to. 1337 01:19:55,901 --> 01:19:57,541 Tomorrow's my birthday! 1338 01:20:08,901 --> 01:20:10,621 - Finished. 1339 01:20:10,621 --> 01:20:13,341 Detective Monroe finally tracked down the murder victim's 1340 01:20:13,341 --> 01:20:16,661 missing monocle in a spooky old hotel. 1341 01:20:16,661 --> 01:20:20,061 But where, exactly? Three guesses. 1342 01:20:20,061 --> 01:20:21,301 Julian? 1343 01:20:21,301 --> 01:20:23,181 - Behind a painting with fake eyes? 1344 01:20:23,181 --> 01:20:24,701 - Oh, I like it. 1345 01:20:24,701 --> 01:20:26,301 No. George? 1346 01:20:26,301 --> 01:20:29,341 - In a sulphuric acid martini, dissolving. 1347 01:20:29,341 --> 01:20:31,101 - Very stylish. 1348 01:20:31,101 --> 01:20:32,261 No. 1349 01:20:32,261 --> 01:20:34,261 One more guess. Dick? 1350 01:20:39,821 --> 01:20:40,941 - In the piano. 1351 01:20:41,941 --> 01:20:43,541 - Good grief. 1352 01:20:43,541 --> 01:20:44,861 How did you know that? 1353 01:20:44,861 --> 01:20:46,461 - It's trapped under the B flat. 1354 01:20:46,461 --> 01:20:49,181 That's why the note can't sound. 1355 01:20:49,181 --> 01:20:51,261 - Richard Barnard, 1356 01:20:51,261 --> 01:20:54,061 if I were wearing a hat, I would sweep it off to you. 1357 01:20:54,061 --> 01:20:56,901 I may even put one on just for that purpose. 1358 01:20:58,781 --> 01:21:00,861 What's the matter with Anne? 1359 01:21:02,261 --> 01:21:06,541 There's this thing we do at home, on her birthday. 1360 01:21:06,541 --> 01:21:10,021 It's so silly. We sing this song, Green Grow. - Mm? 1361 01:21:10,021 --> 01:21:15,621 - Mum and Dad sing the question bit and we sing the answer bit, but... 1362 01:21:15,621 --> 01:21:18,821 ..I think she's just a bit sad that we can't all be together. 1363 01:21:20,301 --> 01:21:21,901 - Look... 1364 01:21:21,901 --> 01:21:24,021 ..we have a tradition in this household 1365 01:21:24,021 --> 01:21:27,381 where you get to open one present before the cake. 1366 01:21:27,381 --> 01:21:29,261 I get to choose. 1367 01:21:29,261 --> 01:21:31,221 Anne? 1368 01:21:31,221 --> 01:21:34,021 - This one came this afternoon. 1369 01:21:34,021 --> 01:21:35,421 Gramophone, please. 1370 01:21:48,701 --> 01:21:49,901 - May I? 1371 01:21:57,101 --> 01:21:59,221 Is it recording? Oh, right. 1372 01:22:02,501 --> 01:22:04,501 Hello, my darlings. 1373 01:22:04,501 --> 01:22:09,261 I'm here with Daddy in a recording studio... - Hello, Team B. 1374 01:22:09,261 --> 01:22:10,501 - And Daddy! 1375 01:22:10,501 --> 01:22:14,021 - ..and this is our birthday present to Anne. 1376 01:22:14,021 --> 01:22:18,341 I've asked Aunt Fanny to hand this over at the right moment. 1377 01:22:19,821 --> 01:22:21,301 Right, are you ready? 1378 01:22:23,581 --> 01:22:26,861 # I'll sing you one, O! # 1379 01:22:26,861 --> 01:22:28,581 - We can't hear you. 1380 01:22:28,581 --> 01:22:30,661 - # Green grow the rushes, O 1381 01:22:30,661 --> 01:22:33,101 - # What is your one, O? 1382 01:22:33,101 --> 01:22:38,301 # One is one, and all alone, and evermore shall be so! 1383 01:22:38,301 --> 01:22:40,221 - # I'll sing you two, O! 1384 01:22:40,221 --> 01:22:43,021 - # Green grow the rushes, O! # 98712