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Surprise!

Surprise!

You guys did this for me?

Yes.

Of course, sweetie.

Oh my god, you're the best stepmom ever.

You guys made my graduation so much better.

Wow.

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I just can't believe you finally graduated.

I know.

I'm just so glad it's finally over.

Now I can finally focus on my future.

And now he's all grown up and graduating.

Man, time sure does fly.

Oh, I never thought I would see this day.

Really, you've just worked so hard,

and I can't believe that you finally pulled it off.

Thank you guys so much.

Yes.

I really don't know what to say.

[sighs]

I'm just so excited to just move on with my life now

and pursue an even bigger education.

It's just, ah, it's all right in front of me.

Yes, yes, yes.

All those things sound so good.

But for now, we're going to party

and we're going to celebrate you graduating.

And speaking of celebrating,

I have something for you.

No way.

Yes.

I hope you love it.

This is too much.

You guys are amazing.

Oh, OK.

Really?

For a whole week?

For a whole week.

Wow.

Remember last semester, when I said,

if you tried really hard

and you dedicated yourself to your studies,

and you focused on school,

and you actually graduated,

you could do whatever you wanted for an entire week.

Wow.

That sounds amazing.

So here we are.

You guys didn't get a car?

Well, I mean, would you rather a car

or would you rather the original plan we discussed?

I kind of like your guys' plan more.

I mean, who wouldn't really?

Exactly.

Did you see Ms. Jones at graduation

and not dress?

What an attention whore.

I did.

She just, you know,

she just thinks she can pick people

even if it's broad daylight.

Her and broad daylight is really rough, too, so.

She went a little too heavy on the foundation today.

And you could definitely see it.

I know.

I just can't believe it.

Can't believe it at all.

And did you see that work she had done?

I don't even think she looks better.

I think it actually looks worse.

It did.

It made her look worse.

It was supposed to make her look younger,

but it made her look, I'd say, five years older.

I know.

I know.

And you know, the frustrating part is most of us are married.

I mean, what is she trying to pick up?

My husband?

I don't understand.

I'll never understand that, lady.

Exactly.

Speaking of bigger and better things.

What are we going to do with all of this time

that he's spent in class?

What are we going to have him do?

We need to get this one a job.

We definitely need to get him a job.

I wonder what we could get him as a job.

Hmm.

Well.

I mean, he did graduate with an engineering degree.

So I just don't know if he's ready yet.

I mean, for an eight to five.

I don't know.

I think since he just graduated,

maybe take a couple months off.

That sounds fun.

Yeah.

I mean, he'll always be my baby.

Yes.

I can remember just not that long ago,

he was nursing.

Right?

It seems like it was just like a couple years ago.

And now he's all grown up.

It's so bizarre.

Beyond bizarre.

Like it almost seems like it was just a couple years ago

that we were out partying and we were in college ourselves

getting wild and crazy and showing up to graduation drunk.

With no underwear on.

That was you, though.

That wasn't me.

I didn't do that.

Well, I mean, I had a little bit too much fun

at the pre-graduating party.

Didn't really sleep,

kind of just throwing myself together.

And I mean, we graduated, right?

That's all that really matters.

I need to pick up a couple things.

Okay.

That sounds great.

Should we head out right now?

Yeah, let me go get my keys and we'll head out.

Okay?

All right.

You look amazing.

Oh, thank you so much.

Of course.

You're going somewhere?

Um, yeah.

Me and your mother are just going to a corporate brunch thing, you know?

Okay.

It sounds like fun, but you already look amazing, so it's going to...

Had to wear a work attire, you know.

Our boss wants to make sure that we all get along,

so he drives us through these things.

So you know how it is, right?

I know.

Or you will soon.

I'm not really excited for that part.

You'll get a job soon enough.

I know, I'm just not really sure what people will say on their first interviews and stuff.

It all seems so professional and I can't really like, you know, say what I want.

It seems like a lot, you guys.

Have you guys or have you had any thought about what you would want to do?

Well, I love engineering and stuff and computers and it seems like real fun.

How long do you want to wait till you start applying for jobs, though?

Still got a week, remember?

Yes, you definitely still have at least a week.

Are you excited for this week?

Huh.

Well, already making the most of it, aren't I?

Sure seems like it.

The week has just fairly begun.

Do you know if your mom's going to be down soon?

Oh, yeah.

She should be coming here soon.

Okay, perfect.

[Kissing sounds]

Yeah, she kind of takes quite a long time when she's getting ready.

Oh, don't I know it.

Oh my gosh, you think it's bad now?

It was way worse when we were your age.

Do you have any fine graduation parties this weekend?

I was invited to a few but I still am so anti-social.

You should definitely use this week.

As best as you can.

I'm ready.

Sorry for the wait, guys.

Wow, you look great.

Thank you.

You love my outfit.

It looks amazing.

Yes.

Yes, you can't rely on a mom and dad to pay for everything for too much longer.

Don't you want a new car?

The only way you're going to get a new car is if you get a job.

She has a good point.

Your dad already said he's not going to buy you one and I'd get in trouble if I went against his wishes.

You're right.

They had been telling me the whole time I was in school that that's what I have to look forward to.

Work, work, work.

You're going to have to get up early.

Like I said, it's called work for a reason.

And him and the new assistant allegedly have a thing going on.

No wonder.

So that's why there's so many work functions.

Because those two need excuses.

It's so annoying how they always drag us into their office drama.

Like why couldn't they just, you know, have fun in a hotel room like normal people who are having an affair do?

Like really?

You know, I don't know.

I often wonder the same thing.

Because no telling when we'll be back, hopefully by like five o'clock or so, so you can watch the game.

But the game is on at seven.

Don't worry.

If anything, I'll just put it away.

Maybe six for the pregame show.

So we'll have plenty of time and I do need time to get everything prepped.

What a day.

I know.

Today at work was just, I cannot deal with her at work anymore.

Mom, you didn't tell me that she was staying over the night.

Yeah, well hi honey.

Yes, we're having a slumber party tonight.

Wow, you look so good.

Hey, aren't you supposed to be in bed by now, sweetie?

It's still over the week and remember, no college, no rules.

Kind of like a first date, you know?

You gotta get all ready, you get nervous, you think about what you're gonna say, what you're gonna do, where you're gonna take her?

Absolutely.

And you know, first impression is everything.

So they're gonna be judging you based on what you look like and what you're wearing.

Wow, sounds like so much to account for.

Yeah, so I think we need to make a list.

We're gonna need some shoes.

We're gonna need some socks.

Some nice new slacks.

Yes.

What else?

Do you have a portfolio for your interviews?

So you can take notes and do we need to make you some business cards?

No, he doesn't need a business card yet, right?

I don't think so.

You know, you want him to stand out.

But we also don't want him to seem too cocky.

Yeah, that's true.

Because it's not like, you know, he doesn't have a resume necessarily except high school and college.

You're right.

Well, maybe we should make him a resume.

Speaking of resumes.

What if we just typed him up something simple and put it in the portfolio so that he can disseminate it to all of the people that are going to be interviewing him.

I guess so.

Those interviews aren't gonna make themselves.

I know it seems like we're trying to scare you and everything, but we're just trying to prepare you for what's to come.

Absolutely.

Sometimes work can be fun.

It's not always fun, but occasionally it can be rewarding.

And in a very good time.

Well, what are some things I should look out for to know I'm working for the right place?

Um, well, definitely you don't want long hours.

No, you don't want long hours.

You really want to make sure that they have a good vacation package.

Oh, it's healthy for you.

Your mom is eating oatmeal cookies.

Come on.

Oh, fine.

You know what?

Because I know you guys have the sweet tooth.

I made your favorite.

What's it?

I made your favorite.

What do you mean?

Chocolate chip?

Yes.

And I even got you a thing of chocolate milk too.

And vanilla ice cream.

And I also got you a little something called "Volta myself".

What's she thinking that we want oatmeal, eat it all raw.

We're not 60 yet.

Heart health starts way earlier than your 60s, okay?

So it's fine. I got you your junk. It's fine.

I got you some chips too.

Yes.

She's the best, isn't she?

She's amazing.

That's it.

She really does.

So what day are we doing the Italian night?

Well, let's see.

I have my bridge group on Tuesday.

I'll have a bridge group?

Well, yes.

With the women from my sewing group.

So I have that Tuesday.

What about Wednesday?

I think the schedule is clear Wednesday, and you don't have school anymore.

Do you need me to come over and watch the house?

Well, yeah. What if you just go...

Tacos?

I was going to say "Taco Tuesday".

Tacos sounds great.

Yeah, we'll have a night. Me and Elias.

Well, I have the best taco spot that I can take you.

That sounds great.

You'll have to leave me some in the fridge.

You know...

Yeah, I can do that.

We'll get something that...

Because some of their tacos don't warm up so good, but we'll get you a nice...

I'll have some fish tacos.

Some fish tacos we could do that.

I feel like I could eat this cold.

I'll bring him back so he can have something.

No worries, we got you.

But you're driving because it's Taco Tuesday, so I'm behind with some margaritas.

Mmmhmm.

I'll let you drive my car so you can get a little taste of what it's like to drive a nice, new luxury car.

Oh, so nice.

Oh.

I love it.

You know, you don't have kids and all these other expenses.

You have more money to do.

More. You're getting more stuff with.

Absolutely.

So don't go having kids just yet, sir.

You know what...

It's a sacrifice.

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