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OK, ten o'clock audience, listen up.
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Please have your questions ready for Dr Dave
on your yellow question card.
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You must have your question card filled out
before you enter the studio. Thank you.
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What's yours say, Karen?
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How can I stop feeling competitive
with my mother-in-law?
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I've heard that one before.
Try to make it more specific.
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How can I stop feeling competitive with
my chain-smoking bitch of a mother-in-law?
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I do not have any pens. If you need a pen,
please ask someone near you.
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- Read yours.
- Oh, OK.
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I feel I should be happy
because I have everything,
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but I'm not happy and that makes me feel guilty
and then I hate myself.
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(Both) Aw.
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I wanna write, "I love you, Dr Dave."
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Is that crazy?
Do you think he'll get mad at me?
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- Is he married?
- Karen asked if he was married.
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You live in a hole? Of course he's married.
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And he's sensitive and loving with the kids
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and he wants to make love only when you do
and he never ever passes gas.
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You're mad!
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We will be opening the studio
in approximately one minute.
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- Jesus, it's time.
- Please have your bags ready to be inspected.
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- Do you have a Kleenex?
- I think I do.
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- I might need another Kleenex.
- Don't get it on your suit.
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Go through the metal detector.
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- We're going.
- The studio is now open.
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- The studio's opening.
- It's just been so dry, you know.
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And the wind's just... Oh, dear.
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- Here, keep the pack. Should I call someone?
- Keep moving, people.
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You go on. This will stop.
Save me a seat up close.
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- OK.
- Do you want my cellphone?
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You'll miss the best seats.
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Wow.
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Ma'am? Are you...
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We got a situation here.
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(Music playing in background, indistinct)
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What you got?
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The coroner said she died from a nose bleed.
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That's whacked, losing that much blood
through your nose.
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Not as uncommon as you might think.
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Your dad and I had a couple of these
back in the day.
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She was probably born with a deviated septum
and at some point they fixed it.
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Yeah, and they gave her a cute little nose
while they were at it.
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That could be a nose job.
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Sometimes plastic surgery
creates this scar tissue
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which can end up choking a major artery
until it just explodes one day.
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Jesus, we're all just walking time bombs.
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You can pop her in the reefer for now.
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My large friend's gonna need both tables
till we can casket him.
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Hey, that Triple X come in from Appleby yet?
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- Er... no.
- Shit.
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Let me know where you'll be in a couple
of hours. It'll take a few of us to move him.
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I can't. I'm going away for a couple of days.
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Oh, yeah? Where to?
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Camping. Finally.
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In Seattle I used to go every other weekend.
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There's nothing I love more than getting away
with my tent where there's nobody.
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- Sounds nice.
- Yeah.
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Well, Lisa decided she wanted to come
and bring Maya, so we're all going.
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Plus some friends of ours and their kid.
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You and Vanessa ought to get away.
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Yeah, well, every weekend
since Vanessa's mom died
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we're at her house cleaning out her stuff.
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- How's Vanessa holding up?
- Misses her mom, I guess.
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Doesn't talk about it a whole lot.
What's to say, really?
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Oh, dammit.
Where the hell did my new mousse go?
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We're gonna have so much fun, baby girl.
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The skies aren't smoggy there,
so you get to see real stars.
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Not the fuzzy invisible LA stars.
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And you get to play with Spencer,
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smell your first campfire.
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Shall we bring your baby Deadhead onesie,
or is that too obvious?
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- Hey, honey.
- Hey.
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Hey. How you doing?
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Right. Listen to this.
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- Hikes near Hungry Valley. Difficult.
- Do we need more than one spatula?
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Catch the intense scenery
from atop Suicide Rock,
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which received its name when
a Native American princess threw herself off it.
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- We gotta see this.
- Bring the book just in case.
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- Did you check my tent bag for the stakes?
- We rented a tent cabin.
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I know. Just in case
we wanna sleep out one night.
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With Maya? You can't sleep
on the hard ground with a baby.
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You can.
This is how everyone used to live.
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We're in the land of the Chumash.
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You think Native Americans had tent cabins?
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They didn't have clip bars
and we're bringing those.
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Let's see
what Todd and Dana wanna do.
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We're sharing a cabin,
not doing everything with them.
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- If we could afford our own...
- How does that apply?
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Never mind.
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I'm just glad we finally have couple friends.
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- You're shitting me.
- What?
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Deer Springs Trail starts where we're staying
and heads straight to Suicide Rock.
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- Let me pack your books.
- Do you mind if I look at them?
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- Bless you, Arthur.
- Thank you.
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Isn't that wonderful?
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- What's that?
- The handkerchief.
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Such a lovely custom.
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Shame it's fallen by the wayside.
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- Oh, darn it all.
- What's wrong?
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Silent Running was playing over the weekend.
I missed it.
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- I don't believe I know Silent Running.
- Phenomenal film.
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Science fiction,
but overlooked in the genre.
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Ah.
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It's about a botanist
who's marooned on a space freighter.
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His only companions are three little robots
that look like TV sets.
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He names them Huey, Dewey and Louie.
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- They play poker with him.
- They sound adorable.
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Oh, they are.
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Quite lovable indeed.
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And yet benign.
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Obedient.
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Much like television itself.
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Perhaps the writer's comment
on how technology can be controlled
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and used effectively for humankind.
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Perhaps not.
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Starring Bruce Dern.
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- With music by Joan Baez.
- I used to love listening to her.
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Ah, well, I'll see it another time.
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- You need more coffee?
- No, I just filled it.
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Of course you did.
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(Russell) This is gonna look
hot, hot, hot, baby.
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(Claire) I did blue hair in eighth grade.
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That was sincere blue hair.
This is a comment on blue hair.
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Maybe it was more magenta.
Maybe this is my first blue hair.
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- Tinfoil thingy?
- Yeah.
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You're taking it from the same place
as the other side so it's even?
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If it's too even
it looks like you're trying too hard.
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If it's haphazard, it's more like "fuck you".
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Just not too uneven.
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Oh, good. The "enter without knocking" sign
is clearly legible.
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I'm only here because Rico said
you took some of my brushes without asking.
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- Russell, this is my brother David.
- Hi.
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Hey.
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I'm sorry, I'm blue.
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I understand.
I work with dangerous chemicals myself.
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Claire, we use this brush
to spread Velvetone on people's faces.
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Sorry. I should have told you you were using
something with dead people on it.
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I ain't scared of no dead people.
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- Anyway, it's your hair.
- My hair was raised with dead people.
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All right, well, we're done.
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We got 15 minutes.
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Oh.
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- This is great.
- Liar. It sucks.
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- It doesn't suck at all.
- First, you're crazy. It's totally perfect.
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Second, all Olivier says is,
"Look at Russell's work, people.
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"Russell's work is pulsating.
It's making me hard."
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- (Russell laughs)
- Your teacher says that?
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(Claire) Yeah, but it's not like harassment.
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It's more like a comment on harassment.
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Well, I'm going downstairs.
Nice to meet you, Russell.
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When do we rinse?
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Oh, ass. I forgot what time we started.
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Oh, ass.
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- Doesn't smell too bad in here.
- Yeah.
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Maybe we can push a couple of beds together.
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But Maya might fall through the middle.
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Maybe we can push a bed against the wall.
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- Just one six-pack?
- We won't be drinking the whole time.
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Of course not, but Todd likes his beer
and I like to have a few.
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Sure, but he doesn't drink-drink.
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I know, but between him and me
we'll go through a six-pack tonight, minimum.
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Isn't that the point of sitting round a campfire?
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- You told me to bring my weed.
- If you have weed, why do you need beer?
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(Sighs)
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Maybe because I like
to unwind and kick back
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and forget that I spend my days
surrounded by death.
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All I really care about
is that you don't smoke cigarettes.
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Not out here where the air's so pretty.
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I already pretend
I don't know you smoke at home.
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- I appreciate your pretending.
- Not here. I hate the smell on your clothes.
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Heel.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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- How you doing, Spencer?
- Hey.
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- All right!
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- How you doing?
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- How are you?
- Good.
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- How you doing?
- How are you?
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Help me with the cooler.
We brought a ton of beer.
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Sure. Absolutely.
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So which bed do you want?
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- What's your preference?
- One that doesn't have scorpions in it.
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I was thinking
we could check out Suicide Rock.
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What a great fucking hike.
I was up there last winter by myself.
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- I don't see it happening this trip.
- Why not?
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Not with the kids.
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- Just you and I can go up.
- Dana wouldn't be into me taking off.
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- We should go up there another time.
- (Sighs)
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Come on.
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We're here now, dude.
I'm sure we can get a couple of hours.
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How long you two been married, brother?
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(Arthur) Come in.
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- Please... please enter.
- Oh, I don't need to come in.
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I wanted to tell you
that I was running errands at the mall.
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You know, the new mall
that's just opened.
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A mini-mall but with underground parking.
What do they call those?
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I pulled in to see what they had done with it
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and lo and behold they had a video store and...
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I got Silent Running.
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(Ruth giggles)
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'Now, Huey, you're gonna plant a tree.
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'Dewey, you're gonna dig the ditch.
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'We're gonna do it right here.
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'Side of the hill. '
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He has to teach them everything.
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UU. It stands for Unitarian Universalist.
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But it's about as not religious
as a religion can be.
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That would be nice.
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Not a place that preaches
but one where we can be with people like us.
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No big God. No crosses
or dripping blood or shit. Exactly.
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Just people getting together.
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Anyone wanna catch a buzz?
Shall I go get my bullet?
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- Sure.
- Yeah, go ahead.
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All right.
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How often does Jesus come up?
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Pretty rarely, but when he does
they remind us that he was black.
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Right. As opposed to the Brad Pitt Jesus
America tries to sell us.
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Jesus wasn't black.
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Yes, he was. Everyone was black.
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No, thanks.
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Uh, well, I'm not gonna have any
if you're not going to.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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If you're not gonna have any,
I guess I'll pass too.
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Great. Now I'm the only one who's stoned.
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'! Doomed
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'! In his innocence
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'! In the sun
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'! Gather your children...! '
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'Come on, fuck me hard. Do it. '
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I've got to get the dishwasher running.
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- Do you have anything?
- My glass.
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- It's so great to be out of the city.
- I know.
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Wouldn't it be cool to have to live off the land?
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To be a part of nature
instead of just looking at it?
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Not that cool.
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I'm getting
my "I need my Starbucks" headache.
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I guess in the past
I dated a lot of crazy girls.
237
00:16:50,653 --> 00:16:53,850
- Needy attention-suckers.
- Yeah.
238
00:16:53,893 --> 00:16:58,091
Artists/writers/psychos.
Always this whole drama thing.
239
00:16:58,133 --> 00:17:00,772
If I say something
she might take it the wrong way.
240
00:17:00,813 --> 00:17:04,203
It's like I'm walking
through this minefield of her childhood.
241
00:17:04,253 --> 00:17:07,723
There should be a sign.
"Caution, unexploded daddy issues."
242
00:17:07,773 --> 00:17:11,766
- I've been there.
- But Lisa's different, you know.
243
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:15,692
All that bullshit fairy-tale stuff
isn't real anyway.
244
00:17:15,733 --> 00:17:18,611
Working through it, wanting to.
245
00:17:18,653 --> 00:17:22,931
It's probably the first adult relationship
of my life.
246
00:17:22,973 --> 00:17:27,489
Ours is more like
we can't keep our hands off each other.
247
00:17:27,533 --> 00:17:29,888
She just loves to bang.
248
00:17:33,173 --> 00:17:37,052
Sometimes I feel, when we're having sex,
he secretly hates me.
249
00:17:37,093 --> 00:17:39,812
That's not possible.
250
00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:43,050
Not conscious,
not like he knows it on any level.
251
00:17:43,093 --> 00:17:46,085
I know it's stupid
but I really feel like that sometimes.
252
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:50,445
It is stupid, because you're a beautiful woman
and the mother of his child,
253
00:17:50,493 --> 00:17:52,609
so why would he hate you?
254
00:17:52,653 --> 00:17:58,046
I know it's crazy, but sometimes it's like
there's this unspoken thing between us.
255
00:17:58,093 --> 00:18:00,926
- Unspoken what?
- I don't know.
256
00:18:00,973 --> 00:18:05,967
Yeah, I'm the mother of his child
so he has to Madonna-fy me.
257
00:18:06,013 --> 00:18:10,609
Maybe I'm just mad at the whole world
because my orgasm thing is screwed up.
258
00:18:10,653 --> 00:18:14,362
- Since you had Maya.
- You've heard of this?
259
00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:16,563
Something is different. It freaks me out.
260
00:18:16,613 --> 00:18:20,447
It took me a couple of months to be able
to come after Spencer was born.
261
00:18:20,493 --> 00:18:24,406
I can come, but only half the time
and half as intense.
262
00:18:24,453 --> 00:18:28,731
- Could childbirth have reorganised me?
- I've heard that.
263
00:18:28,773 --> 00:18:30,764
But I'm sure it'll get better.
264
00:18:31,973 --> 00:18:37,252
Do you just say, "It's not happening tonight
so you're on break, hon"?
265
00:18:37,293 --> 00:18:39,727
No.
266
00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:43,527
- Please don't tell me that you fake it.
- Of course not.
267
00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:49,086
OK, maybe I do exaggerate here and there.
268
00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:58,088
Realising everything has happened in my life
so I could be ready for this.
269
00:18:58,133 --> 00:18:59,361
Mm-hm.
270
00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:03,292
It's like your heart is outside your body.
You see it for the first time.
271
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:07,929
And knowing that all of it...
it's always been about her.
272
00:19:07,973 --> 00:19:11,966
Yes. God, yes. I feel
the exact same way about Maya.
273
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,003
No, I was talking about Dana.
274
00:19:17,853 --> 00:19:19,844
Right.
275
00:19:23,213 --> 00:19:27,001
I don't know. Our thing, it's incredibly hot still.
276
00:19:27,053 --> 00:19:30,329
He's got the dirtiest mouth. I love it.
277
00:19:30,373 --> 00:19:33,046
Like what?
278
00:19:33,093 --> 00:19:35,288
The dirty talk, what does he say?
279
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:39,690
- Children in the vicinity.
- So whisper. Just tell me one.
280
00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:43,248
They sound so stupid out of context.
281
00:19:43,293 --> 00:19:46,888
OK, like, "Oh, baby,
I wanna come on your tits."
282
00:19:46,933 --> 00:19:50,005
See, it sounds so stupid.
283
00:19:53,413 --> 00:19:56,883
- (Child cries)
- Oh, my God! There's a snake.
284
00:20:01,893 --> 00:20:04,327
Come on.
285
00:20:07,053 --> 00:20:10,728
- Don't make any noise. And don't move...
- It's OK.
286
00:20:12,933 --> 00:20:15,401
(Lisa) Nate.
287
00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:32,284
What did you do that for?
288
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:35,245
- Is it dead?
- It's way past dead.
289
00:20:36,573 --> 00:20:40,122
- Poor little guy.
- (Todd) That's not cool, man.
290
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:45,566
- It's not poison. It's a gopher snake.
- I don't care what fucking snake it is.
291
00:20:45,613 --> 00:20:51,404
Oh, fuck! Goddamn! Don't any of you fuckers
wanna go for a fucking hike? Come on!
292
00:20:53,413 --> 00:20:56,371
- Agh!
- (Child cries)
293
00:20:57,653 --> 00:20:59,928
Mediocre.
294
00:21:01,933 --> 00:21:03,969
Redundant.
295
00:21:05,893 --> 00:21:07,884
Terrible.
296
00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:11,124
Blah, blah, blah.
297
00:21:13,613 --> 00:21:15,604
Hm.
298
00:21:15,653 --> 00:21:18,451
Elephant art.
299
00:21:18,493 --> 00:21:21,565
Does anyone know what elephant art is?
300
00:21:22,853 --> 00:21:26,528
A term the Fluxists invented.
My dad was a Fluxist.
301
00:21:28,173 --> 00:21:30,403
Does anyone know what a Fluxist is?
302
00:21:30,453 --> 00:21:33,684
Fuck that. Why doesn't anyone know
what elephant art is?
303
00:21:33,733 --> 00:21:35,928
Who are you people? Don't you guys read?
304
00:21:35,973 --> 00:21:38,487
This is elephant art.
305
00:21:38,533 --> 00:21:42,162
My head is on backwards.
I feel like my head is on backwards.
306
00:21:43,813 --> 00:21:45,804
Yes, we get it.
307
00:21:46,813 --> 00:21:48,929
Termite art.
308
00:21:48,973 --> 00:21:51,043
Look at me, Claire.
309
00:21:52,613 --> 00:21:55,525
Tiny, beautiful termite art.
310
00:21:58,293 --> 00:22:00,568
Termites work secretly at night,
311
00:22:00,613 --> 00:22:04,401
but they can tear down a house
as fast as an elephant can.
312
00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:07,968
But they don't stop. They infest.
313
00:22:09,533 --> 00:22:11,683
Good job.
314
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,050
- (Arthur) Like that?
- Exactly.
315
00:22:20,093 --> 00:22:23,210
Light touch.
You don't wanna go all Joan Crawford on him.
316
00:22:23,253 --> 00:22:25,483
No, I certainly don't.
317
00:22:25,533 --> 00:22:28,206
Hello! Arthur!
318
00:22:29,533 --> 00:22:32,923
- Is it OK if I return this?
- Don't keep it for me.
319
00:22:32,973 --> 00:22:35,043
Good. Well, I'll take it back, then.
320
00:22:36,173 --> 00:22:39,006
Nothing else you'd like me to pick up
while I'm there?
321
00:22:40,213 --> 00:22:43,285
- Not that I can think of.
- OK, then.
322
00:22:44,053 --> 00:22:48,649
There's leftover blintzes in the fridge
if you get hungry. Either of you.
323
00:22:50,053 --> 00:22:51,372
Thank you.
324
00:22:54,413 --> 00:22:58,964
Don't think just because you're living here
you have to do things with the Munsters.
325
00:22:59,013 --> 00:23:02,892
- I don't think that.
- I mean, take a load off, Arthur.
326
00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:12,205
OK, Biggie Smalls' viewing
is tomorrow morning.
327
00:23:12,253 --> 00:23:15,450
- Ever worked with the Triple X casket?
- Not quite this size.
328
00:23:15,493 --> 00:23:18,530
This is what we call
Advanced Casketing Techniques 101.
329
00:23:18,573 --> 00:23:22,088
The viewing is tomorrow
but we're gonna lay him out upstairs tonight
330
00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:25,250
because you don't wanna worry about it
the morning of.
331
00:23:31,093 --> 00:23:33,971
- I thought it was great.
- It's not the point.
332
00:23:35,853 --> 00:23:41,007
Everybody makes crap sometimes,
but what's with the big need to humiliate me?
333
00:23:42,533 --> 00:23:44,524
I don't know.
334
00:23:46,293 --> 00:23:49,046
I don't do well at this kind of thing.
335
00:23:49,093 --> 00:23:52,563
I don't need somebody telling me that I suck.
336
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:58,645
Particularly in front of people
who suck way worse than I do.
337
00:24:01,453 --> 00:24:05,844
Did you see that whatshername Levine's
stupid fucking mermaid?
338
00:24:09,893 --> 00:24:14,409
How can you grow as an artist if you don't have
the freedom to fail now and then?
339
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:18,048
- I've failed.
- He likes yours.
340
00:24:18,093 --> 00:24:22,325
- Really? It wasn't that clear to me.
- Fuck it. What difference does it make?
341
00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:26,161
The world's gonna be blown to smithereens
any day now.
342
00:24:47,213 --> 00:24:49,681
We just kissed.
343
00:25:07,293 --> 00:25:09,807
We just kissed again.
344
00:25:25,173 --> 00:25:27,562
Nate, go hike.
345
00:25:27,613 --> 00:25:31,322
- Don't you wanna come with?
- I have my magazines.
346
00:25:31,373 --> 00:25:33,887
You sure?
347
00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:36,128
- Go.
- All right.
348
00:25:36,173 --> 00:25:38,607
I'll only be an hour or two-ish.
349
00:25:40,813 --> 00:25:45,887
OK, I just wanna make sure
you're not saying go ahead and hike
350
00:25:45,933 --> 00:25:48,970
and what you mean is stay here
and help me with the baby.
351
00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:53,848
Now's the perfect time.
I have my magazines, Maya's mellow.
352
00:25:53,893 --> 00:25:55,645
- Go.
- All right.
353
00:25:55,693 --> 00:25:59,288
Thanks, honey. See you later, OK?
354
00:27:18,613 --> 00:27:22,652
Oh, my God! No fucking way!
355
00:27:24,093 --> 00:27:27,130
What in the world are you doing up here?
356
00:27:27,173 --> 00:27:30,006
We're on a camping trip.
357
00:27:31,013 --> 00:27:33,732
We're at the end of the trail.
What are you doing here?
358
00:27:33,773 --> 00:27:39,723
I'm at a B&B in Hungry Valley
with some friends. They're right behind me.
359
00:27:39,773 --> 00:27:42,810
I don't believe this. It's like fate.
360
00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:49,125
How are you doing?
361
00:27:49,173 --> 00:27:54,008
At this moment, not great,
to be perfectly honest.
362
00:27:54,053 --> 00:27:59,081
- I think it's really weird that you're up here.
- I am hiking with my friends.
363
00:27:59,133 --> 00:28:01,124
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
364
00:28:01,173 --> 00:28:05,371
- Friends? What are their names?
- Frank and Douglas.
365
00:28:05,413 --> 00:28:10,089
- You think I can't tell when you're lying?
- Whoa. What's with the paranoia?
366
00:28:10,133 --> 00:28:13,569
- What, are you high?
- Are you stalking me now?
367
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,366
- Don't flatter yourself.
- You're stalking me!
368
00:28:17,413 --> 00:28:19,768
You followed me and my family up here.
369
00:28:19,813 --> 00:28:22,646
What the fuck do you want,
you crazy fucking bitch?
370
00:28:22,693 --> 00:28:24,923
Oh, yeah, I'm crazy. Whoo!
371
00:28:24,973 --> 00:28:29,046
Crazy, scary, crazy, psycho, right?
372
00:28:29,093 --> 00:28:32,324
(Barks)
373
00:28:32,373 --> 00:28:34,728
Tell me the fucking truth!
374
00:28:41,893 --> 00:28:44,248
- I needed to talk to you.
- We already talked.
375
00:28:44,293 --> 00:28:48,172
Claire said you were up in Kern County,
so I came up here...
376
00:28:48,213 --> 00:28:50,408
Were you watching me
when we were camping?
377
00:28:50,453 --> 00:28:54,685
- No, nothing like that.
- Dammit, stop bullshitting me!
378
00:28:57,773 --> 00:28:59,843
Nate, I miss you.
379
00:28:59,893 --> 00:29:01,884
So much.
380
00:29:01,933 --> 00:29:05,005
- Don't you miss me?
- No, I do not.
381
00:29:05,053 --> 00:29:07,613
Yes, you do, you do. You think about me.
382
00:29:07,653 --> 00:29:10,565
No, this is not gonna happen. All right?
383
00:29:10,613 --> 00:29:13,889
Just kiss me. Just kiss me once.
384
00:29:13,933 --> 00:29:16,447
Just once, baby, and then we're done.
385
00:29:22,613 --> 00:29:26,925
Oh, I remember that feeling.
Flowing into each other like water.
386
00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:30,727
- Look, I can't.
- I can't live without you. I won't.
387
00:29:30,773 --> 00:29:32,764
You're gonna have to.
388
00:29:36,373 --> 00:29:38,648
I'm so sorry.
389
00:29:41,053 --> 00:29:43,123
I'm sorry for everything.
390
00:29:44,933 --> 00:29:47,845
Brenda!
391
00:30:02,253 --> 00:30:05,131
I'm kind of embarrassed to admit this to you.
392
00:30:08,693 --> 00:30:10,923
That was my first time.
393
00:30:10,973 --> 00:30:13,362
Shut up!
394
00:30:17,973 --> 00:30:20,282
Oh, my God!
395
00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:23,086
Oh, my God, I did that to you?
396
00:30:23,133 --> 00:30:25,249
Well, the first time.
397
00:30:25,293 --> 00:30:28,205
So technically that was
your first and second time?
398
00:30:28,253 --> 00:30:29,686
Uh-huh.
399
00:30:29,733 --> 00:30:32,372
- That's impressive.
- Yeah?
400
00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:35,883
I would have thought
it was your fifth or sixth time.
401
00:30:43,093 --> 00:30:46,005
I feel really safe with you, Claire.
402
00:30:47,893 --> 00:30:50,088
You are really safe with me.
403
00:30:51,453 --> 00:30:54,206
- (Loud thud)
- What the fuck was that?
404
00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:12,726
- Goodness!
- Rico's gonna have my behind.
405
00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:17,004
Claire?
406
00:31:17,053 --> 00:31:19,089
Claire? Claire?
407
00:31:19,133 --> 00:31:22,967
- What?
- I'm sorry. I can see you're entertaining.
408
00:31:23,013 --> 00:31:26,210
I wouldn't ask if this weren't a genuine crisis.
409
00:31:26,253 --> 00:31:29,928
David's not here, Nate's camping.
I'm gonna need your help.
410
00:31:32,613 --> 00:31:34,888
Would you mind asking your friend, please?
411
00:31:37,893 --> 00:31:40,851
Stay here.
412
00:31:43,813 --> 00:31:47,089
Claire, please. Go get your friend right now.
413
00:31:47,133 --> 00:31:50,887
Ruth, wait right here. I'll be right back.
414
00:31:50,933 --> 00:31:53,049
You have a friend in the house?
415
00:31:53,093 --> 00:31:55,607
The boy with the tattoo?
416
00:31:55,653 --> 00:31:57,689
Another one.
417
00:31:57,733 --> 00:31:59,325
Oh.
418
00:32:00,173 --> 00:32:02,448
I'm not bringing him down here.
419
00:32:07,413 --> 00:32:09,802
Russell, you really don't need to be here.
420
00:32:09,853 --> 00:32:12,003
- Yes, he does.
- It's OK. I'm cool.
421
00:32:12,053 --> 00:32:16,012
- Hello, Mrs Fisher.
- How nice to see you again, Russell.
422
00:32:16,053 --> 00:32:20,046
Dead weight is the hardest weight to move.
I'll need everyone's strength.
423
00:32:20,093 --> 00:32:21,367
Tell me what to do.
424
00:32:22,493 --> 00:32:25,724
We don't have much time.
His facial cartilage is collapsing.
425
00:32:25,773 --> 00:32:29,163
Our first concern
is rolling our friend onto the board.
426
00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:33,764
On the count of three. One, two, three.
427
00:32:33,813 --> 00:32:36,122
(All straining)
428
00:32:41,173 --> 00:32:43,164
Well done.
429
00:32:45,413 --> 00:32:47,404
He doesn't look too bad.
430
00:32:53,413 --> 00:32:56,246
Now, I want you to position yourself
at a corner.
431
00:32:58,013 --> 00:33:01,005
- Is this corner OK?
- Yeah.
432
00:33:01,053 --> 00:33:04,250
Lift the board onto the gurney
so I can get it downstairs.
433
00:33:04,293 --> 00:33:06,602
On the count of three, give it everything.
434
00:33:06,653 --> 00:33:10,931
Everything. Lift with your legs. One, two, three.
435
00:33:10,973 --> 00:33:12,611
Lift.
436
00:33:12,653 --> 00:33:15,531
(Straining and gasping)
437
00:33:21,573 --> 00:33:24,087
- I guess that didn't work
- Oh, God.
438
00:33:25,013 --> 00:33:29,484
OK. I'm starting to get a little freaked out now.
439
00:33:29,533 --> 00:33:32,001
Just a little.
440
00:33:33,613 --> 00:33:36,525
Claire, I'm sorry I raised you
around so much death
441
00:33:36,573 --> 00:33:39,485
and that your friend had to see this.
442
00:33:44,253 --> 00:33:50,044
The cranial-facial work is tricky,
but I'll do what I can before you arrive.
443
00:33:50,093 --> 00:33:54,689
Of course I'll wait for your assistance
before I hoist.
444
00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:56,530
I think that's a good idea.
445
00:33:56,573 --> 00:34:01,089
And again, Federico,
I am so sorry about what happened.
446
00:34:01,133 --> 00:34:03,966
No, it couldn't have happened to anyone.
447
00:34:04,013 --> 00:34:06,891
I shouldn't have let it happen on my watch.
448
00:34:06,933 --> 00:34:08,924
I'm sorry.
449
00:34:08,973 --> 00:34:11,407
OK. Sorry.
450
00:34:12,813 --> 00:34:14,804
Sorry.
451
00:34:17,493 --> 00:34:22,931
Well, I think I'm going up
to make some hot cocoa.
452
00:34:22,973 --> 00:34:25,168
Would you like to join me for a cup?
453
00:34:25,213 --> 00:34:28,888
Thank you, but this requires
my immediate attention.
454
00:34:28,933 --> 00:34:31,686
I suspect I'll be pulling an all-nighter.
455
00:34:31,733 --> 00:34:34,201
I can bring it down to you.
456
00:34:34,253 --> 00:34:37,086
Chocolate makes me queasy.
457
00:34:37,133 --> 00:34:39,124
OK.
458
00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:46,524
- Tea?
- No, really. Nothing.
459
00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:02,971
Spencer will sleep for an hour.
460
00:35:03,013 --> 00:35:05,846
If she wakes, give her
Thomas the Tank Engine.
461
00:35:05,893 --> 00:35:09,681
If you guys wanna take a private nature hike
later, we'll watch Maya.
462
00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:12,167
- It's only fair.
- Fair's fair.
463
00:35:12,213 --> 00:35:15,046
- Have fun.
- Thanks.
464
00:35:17,453 --> 00:35:21,048
I hate couples like that.
Letting you know how great their sex life is.
465
00:35:21,093 --> 00:35:24,324
Yeah. I think
they doth protest a little too much.
466
00:35:24,373 --> 00:35:27,046
Like sex is everything. Sex is everything.
467
00:35:27,093 --> 00:35:29,653
She's always talking about it
like it's the glue.
468
00:35:29,693 --> 00:35:34,084
But what if someone gets throat cancer
or diarrhoea and you see the real person?
469
00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:39,207
Then you have to be able to help them into
their electronic car or make their vitamin drink
470
00:35:39,253 --> 00:35:42,689
and still love them
even though no one feels sexy.
471
00:35:42,733 --> 00:35:47,249
- Yeah, it's so much more than just...
- "Todd and I have the greatest sex.
472
00:35:47,293 --> 00:35:50,205
"I just love it when he comes on my tits."
473
00:35:52,893 --> 00:35:54,884
She said that?
474
00:35:58,293 --> 00:36:00,363
OK, I'm ready.
475
00:36:05,773 --> 00:36:08,207
- Knotted up back here.
- Mm-hm.
476
00:36:10,013 --> 00:36:12,686
Yes.
477
00:36:16,453 --> 00:36:19,604
Oh, so now you're both
going through your blue period?
478
00:36:22,333 --> 00:36:24,403
Don't get mad at me, Fisher.
479
00:36:24,453 --> 00:36:27,047
If Russell has something to say to me,
he can say it.
480
00:36:27,093 --> 00:36:29,129
- How's my pressure?
- Go deeper.
481
00:36:29,173 --> 00:36:32,688
- Why has he turned into such an asshole?
- Just ignore him.
482
00:36:32,733 --> 00:36:35,770
You ignore him too. It's just hair.
483
00:36:35,813 --> 00:36:37,804
I don't understand what the big deal is.
484
00:36:37,853 --> 00:36:42,643
Fuck elephant, termite, whatever.
I already forgot who was which.
485
00:36:42,693 --> 00:36:46,652
- What's the point of humiliating people?
- I was the elephant.
486
00:36:46,693 --> 00:36:50,447
- Why do you even give a shit?
- You're my teacher and I respect you.
487
00:36:51,373 --> 00:36:53,841
Don't you fucking respect me.
488
00:36:53,893 --> 00:36:56,009
I'm an idiot. I'm not God.
489
00:36:56,053 --> 00:36:59,125
Don't ever respect anyone
except your fucking self.
490
00:37:01,573 --> 00:37:03,768
Fucking babies.
491
00:37:22,573 --> 00:37:26,009
- Hey, Mom.
- Hello, dear. I washed your sheets.
492
00:37:28,453 --> 00:37:31,047
- What's that?
- Arthur's handkerchief.
493
00:37:31,093 --> 00:37:35,006
- You're doing his laundry?
- It must have gotten mixed into my things.
494
00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:38,125
- That's gross.
- It's just a hanky.
495
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:41,051
I know, and hankies are gross.
496
00:37:41,093 --> 00:37:45,052
- First of all, the word is gross. Hanky.
- It's just a word.
497
00:37:45,093 --> 00:37:49,211
Hankies are gross. A snot-covered rag
that sits in your pocket all day.
498
00:37:49,253 --> 00:37:51,926
- That will be fine.
- The snot could be anywhere.
499
00:37:51,973 --> 00:37:54,203
You put it back and save it for later.
500
00:37:54,253 --> 00:37:57,689
Mom, not all progress is bad.
There's Kleenex. Hello.
501
00:38:52,293 --> 00:38:54,124
I know.
502
00:38:55,853 --> 00:38:58,925
Tonight you're just trying to be cute.
503
00:38:58,973 --> 00:39:01,123
Forgive me. Hot.
504
00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:04,609
Yes. Of course I do.
505
00:39:04,653 --> 00:39:07,451
More so now than ever.
506
00:39:07,493 --> 00:39:09,643
Mom's vacuuming my room.
507
00:39:13,813 --> 00:39:16,486
I gotta go. OK.
508
00:39:18,333 --> 00:39:20,801
Shut up. No, I'm not.
509
00:39:23,813 --> 00:39:26,327
I'm not. I'm not. Stop.
510
00:39:27,853 --> 00:39:30,447
I'm hanging up. Goodbye.
511
00:39:31,453 --> 00:39:36,243
- You and Phil back together?
- Phil? No. Russell.
512
00:39:36,293 --> 00:39:38,329
The gay one?
513
00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:41,801
- What?
- The guy in your room the other day?
514
00:39:41,853 --> 00:39:46,244
- What makes you think he's gay?
- Oh, we can smell it on each other.
515
00:39:46,293 --> 00:39:49,126
- David.
- Let's see. You told me he was.
516
00:39:49,173 --> 00:39:52,245
You referred to him as "my gay friend Russell".
517
00:39:53,373 --> 00:39:56,729
- Oh.
- He's not any more?
518
00:39:56,773 --> 00:39:59,492
No, he never was. I was just confused.
519
00:40:05,453 --> 00:40:08,809
Claire, listen.
When I was in high school, I dated girls.
520
00:40:08,853 --> 00:40:12,482
- We're in college.
- And when I was in college. And after college.
521
00:40:12,533 --> 00:40:14,728
I didn't know what I was,
522
00:40:14,773 --> 00:40:17,924
and while I was trying to figure it out
I went back and forth...
523
00:40:17,973 --> 00:40:21,204
You don't get it.
There's no back and forth with Russell.
524
00:40:21,253 --> 00:40:23,448
He's never been gay. I was just assuming.
525
00:40:24,573 --> 00:40:27,770
He's never been gay.
He's never had sex with anyone before me.
526
00:40:27,813 --> 00:40:29,690
OK. My mistake.
527
00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:33,567
I can't even make a phone call in this house
528
00:40:33,613 --> 00:40:37,970
because I don't get cell reception anywhere,
my mother's in my fucking room...
529
00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:45,443
At what age did you completely stop
sleeping with women?
530
00:40:45,493 --> 00:40:49,930
I know when you first slept with that boy,
but did you overlap after that?
531
00:40:52,453 --> 00:40:54,284
Yeah.
532
00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:59,043
There were ten years when I wasn't sure.
Or I was sure but didn't want to be.
533
00:40:59,093 --> 00:41:01,891
I was with some women pretty seriously.
534
00:41:01,933 --> 00:41:04,811
- What, Jennifer?
- Yeah.
535
00:41:07,813 --> 00:41:11,362
I was with a ton of women.
I liked fucking women.
536
00:41:11,413 --> 00:41:13,404
Yeah, I know. You've told me.
537
00:41:13,453 --> 00:41:19,164
What I mean was I did
this whole emotional deal with girls... women.
538
00:41:19,213 --> 00:41:24,765
Like "Honey, I could really think
about spending the rest of my life with you.
539
00:41:26,773 --> 00:41:31,528
"I don't know, buy some land
in Northern California and build a house,
540
00:41:31,573 --> 00:41:33,803
"design it ourselves.
541
00:41:33,853 --> 00:41:37,528
"What about Willem for a boy
and Coco for a girl?
542
00:41:37,573 --> 00:41:39,848
"Willem and Max if we have twin boys,
543
00:41:39,893 --> 00:41:42,487
"or if we have twin girls,
Coco and Clementine."
544
00:41:42,533 --> 00:41:44,842
Are you sure they didn't know you were gay?
545
00:41:44,893 --> 00:41:47,566
They didn't suspect.
They thought I was their man.
546
00:41:47,613 --> 00:41:49,808
They'd look right back into my eyes.
547
00:41:50,973 --> 00:41:55,649
All the while I was just trying that guy on
to see if I could make it fit.
548
00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:09,891
'Oh, yeah! Right there, right there. '
549
00:42:13,653 --> 00:42:16,850
- She's down.
- Great.
550
00:42:16,893 --> 00:42:19,248
You guys wanna take your turn?
551
00:42:19,293 --> 00:42:21,523
- We're leaving today.
- We should pack.
552
00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:24,406
- You can pack later. Go take the hour.
- Go on.
553
00:42:24,453 --> 00:42:28,048
- If she wakes up...
- She'll be fine. Go.
554
00:42:28,093 --> 00:42:30,846
- You guys have fun.
- Are you set?
555
00:42:40,213 --> 00:42:42,681
- She can't come, you know.
- (Chuckles)
556
00:42:45,013 --> 00:42:47,083
- Really?
- Really.
557
00:42:48,133 --> 00:42:50,601
- Pretty.
- Yeah.
558
00:42:52,533 --> 00:42:54,603
Do you want to...
559
00:42:55,613 --> 00:42:57,604
Not really.
560
00:42:57,653 --> 00:43:00,725
I'd be afraid to take my clothes off.
561
00:43:00,773 --> 00:43:03,367
Something could crawl on me.
562
00:43:04,653 --> 00:43:07,326
We're not really Todd and Dana, are we?
563
00:43:10,493 --> 00:43:12,085
What's that supposed to mean?
564
00:43:13,133 --> 00:43:18,366
I was just acknowledging that the reasons
we're together aren't the same as...
565
00:43:18,413 --> 00:43:20,051
Say it.
566
00:43:20,853 --> 00:43:24,323
- What? There's nothing to say.
- Say it, Nate.
567
00:43:24,373 --> 00:43:27,763
Why are you even with me?
What are you even here for?
568
00:43:27,813 --> 00:43:32,091
- On this trip? What?
- Why did you marry me?
569
00:43:32,133 --> 00:43:34,488
You think Maya and I need you?
570
00:43:34,533 --> 00:43:38,048
You don't want this. You want your daughter
but you don't want me.
571
00:43:38,093 --> 00:43:39,685
I can't say anything!
572
00:43:39,733 --> 00:43:43,806
Not hurtful things, and it's hurtful to suggest
we're together because of Maya.
573
00:43:43,853 --> 00:43:47,562
I am not trying to hurt you.
That was me thinking something.
574
00:43:47,613 --> 00:43:51,686
You know how friends do?
But that would mean you'd have to like me.
575
00:43:51,733 --> 00:43:54,930
- That's stupid.
- No, it's not. Think about it.
576
00:43:54,973 --> 00:43:58,283
When I say something
that doesn't fit into your fairy tale...
577
00:43:58,333 --> 00:44:00,324
This is no fairy tale. That I know.
578
00:44:00,373 --> 00:44:04,048
- You made up a story, cast me in this role.
- You cast yourself.
579
00:44:04,093 --> 00:44:07,847
Making the mother of my child happy
is a role? I don't think so.
580
00:44:07,893 --> 00:44:12,409
But you have this narrow path I can walk on
where I'm on your fucking leash.
581
00:44:12,453 --> 00:44:16,765
No smoking, two beers a night,
no pot without prior written approval.
582
00:44:16,813 --> 00:44:19,885
- Smoke your lungs out.
- I don't give a shit about smoking.
583
00:44:19,933 --> 00:44:22,003
I give a shit about being myself.
584
00:44:23,333 --> 00:44:29,124
About saying what I need to say
and not having you fucking freak out on me.
585
00:44:31,173 --> 00:44:32,765
I'm sorry, then.
586
00:44:34,453 --> 00:44:36,091
(Sighs)
587
00:44:36,133 --> 00:44:37,532
Fuck.
588
00:45:00,173 --> 00:45:02,403
I'm sorry.
589
00:45:08,093 --> 00:45:10,607
Kiss me.
590
00:45:10,653 --> 00:45:13,247
- What? No.
- Honey, I wanna get better at this.
591
00:45:14,733 --> 00:45:16,132
Help me, OK?
592
00:45:39,413 --> 00:45:41,643
Take your jeans off.
593
00:45:41,693 --> 00:45:44,412
- Take them off.
- Here?
594
00:45:44,453 --> 00:45:47,729
Yeah. Lie down on that rock.
595
00:45:47,773 --> 00:45:50,685
That rock is hard and cold.
596
00:45:55,653 --> 00:45:57,052
Lay down on that.
597
00:46:02,173 --> 00:46:04,482
Close your eyes.
598
00:46:06,653 --> 00:46:09,611
I wanna fuck you on this rock.
599
00:46:09,653 --> 00:46:13,009
But first I'm gonna make you scream
600
00:46:13,053 --> 00:46:16,363
so that everybody back at camp can hear you.
601
00:46:16,413 --> 00:46:19,485
And then when you're exhausted
602
00:46:19,533 --> 00:46:22,286
and you're laying here coming down,
603
00:46:22,333 --> 00:46:27,487
I'm gonna fuck you right here on this rock.
604
00:46:53,773 --> 00:46:57,971
There were a couple of times back in Seattle
when we had sex like that.
605
00:47:01,533 --> 00:47:04,809
When you came home from a party
at that costume designer's house
606
00:47:04,853 --> 00:47:07,765
who worked for Seattle Rep.
607
00:47:07,813 --> 00:47:10,008
What was her name?
608
00:47:10,053 --> 00:47:12,283
- Tessa.
- Right.
609
00:47:12,333 --> 00:47:16,372
She'd just broken it off with you
and you were so drunk and pissed
610
00:47:16,413 --> 00:47:22,488
and you came home and we ended up having
the most amazing sex I'd ever had in my life.
611
00:47:33,853 --> 00:47:37,482
The other time was the night
after you ran the marathon the first time.
612
00:47:38,293 --> 00:47:40,284
Yeah.
613
00:47:40,333 --> 00:47:44,645
And that girl you met from Portland
was supposed to come over and celebrate.
614
00:47:47,293 --> 00:47:50,046
But she never showed up.
615
00:47:51,453 --> 00:47:54,968
Lise, it's all behind us.
616
00:47:56,253 --> 00:47:58,244
I know. I'm...
617
00:48:00,573 --> 00:48:04,532
It's nice now. That it's just us.
618
00:48:06,053 --> 00:48:09,204
I love you, Nate.
619
00:48:09,253 --> 00:48:13,041
God, I've loved you for such a long time.
620
00:48:15,333 --> 00:48:17,403
I love you too, honey.
621
00:48:17,453 --> 00:48:19,842
(! Come And Find Me)
622
00:48:26,053 --> 00:48:32,401
! Come and find me now
623
00:48:59,933 --> 00:49:02,527
! I keep you in a flower vase
624
00:49:02,573 --> 00:49:04,962
! Your fatalism and your crooked face
625
00:49:05,013 --> 00:49:08,926
! With the daisies and the violet brocades
626
00:49:09,813 --> 00:49:15,126
! And I keep me in a vacant lot
In the ivies, forget-me-nots
627
00:49:15,173 --> 00:49:18,961
! Hoping you will come and untangle me
one of these days
628
00:49:20,413 --> 00:49:27,251
! Come and find me now!
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