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Speaker 1: Pancakes on good, right? Yeah, absolutely. It's nobody more than mix that

Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we have some more. Yeah, I even went out and got some extra syrup too. So that's really perfect.

Speaker 3: You ran out of chocolate chips though?

Speaker 1: Haha yeah I don't think we have chocolate chips. Ugh, what a busy day ahead of us. Yeah, you excited?

Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my gosh, I can't wait to see all of our friends.

Speaker 3: How many people did you know?

Speaker 2: We're definitely gonna have a full house. Okay.

Speaker 3: It means I'm getting all of us to clean after.

Speaker 2: yes we'll pull our weight don't worry I'm feeling lost, I'll never let that down.

Speaker 1: Promise you're never gonna let it down and you'll never let it down. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 2: Wow! You guys are absolutely amazing! Good morning sleepyheads! Morning! I was just making breakfast. Made some sandwiches earlier if you want some. Ooh, this looks delicious! Guys, you guys are the cutest couple. Ah, this is better! Yeah. She's just working on a sandwich on you cause you probably don't have enough to make you pancakes. I knew there was going to be a scratch. When I have to feed this guy, I swear. It's not my fault to eat twice as much as you guys. Hello, NCY. You gotta pull a twine.

Speaker 3: Speaking of, I was just talking to someone about cleaning up after...

Speaker 1: party tonight? Yeah you remember our hosting.

Speaker 2: It's a comfortable life.

Speaker 1: Seriously? That's so silly. Don't you have a calendar on your wall in that room covered in hearts and bubbles and stuff? Well...yeah, but I don't look at it. What's the point then?

Speaker 2: So, you know. and I was probably going to get started on the decorating in a little bit. Yeah, we were just talking about the guest list.

Speaker 1: Okay, you should have some more sugar.

Speaker 2: as you want. She's not going to make pancakes. No, I know you need your food.

Speaker 3: Wish it were one of those.

Speaker 1: - Sorry for the hop you guys. - Yeah, thank you so much for doing that.

Speaker 3: No problem. Don't worry about it. Yeah, she we're invited like mostly her friend

Speaker 1: - I'm sorry, guys, don't worry about it.

Speaker 3: Any of your friends? Well, like, about two friends that I have.

Speaker 2: of course are coming good good i don't want it to be boring for you or anything it won't be

Speaker 1: (W setzt Persie Lips of 쓰는) (W setور Hirsch Kutne.) There's a reason I live here.

Speaker 2: It was pretty fun to hang out. Right? You guys are the best couple. Oh, who would try? Who would not try? Yo, it seems pretty good.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, you're a great roommate. Thank you. I've been really happy living here. Yeah. It's a great house. Honestly, after our last roommate.

Speaker 3: - Okay. - Seriously. - It's all about the dishes. I say that I'll make or break being roommates. - Well, just being clean, you know? - Yeah. - Like, just keeping everything nice and in order, like respecting other people's stuff, it's crazy.

Speaker 2: how much people don't do that. And yeah, having boundaries of people's like personal space. Yeah. What do you guys think is cuter? Do I hang in the outdoor space? Should I do more of these things? Or like this thing?

Speaker 3: This might be gone in a heartbeat.

Speaker 1: Those will look cool in the window. Yeah those will look great. Yeah - Thank you so much.

Speaker 2: Actually, I'm running out of places. Thanks. How silly is that? I love it. Because it keeps us warm and raise. Right? It's awesome. - Yeah, I wish I could. - This is the. wan [BLANK_AUDIO] See you. Careful. Yeah, for real. It's the last thing we need on a day like today. Don't meet an accident before the party, at least wait till it gets started.

Speaker 1: See you.

Speaker 2: Man. Do you guys have any more ideas? for decor.

Speaker 1: I wanna say it looks great right now babe. You've been busting this out. Throw this one.

Speaker 2: - Yeah. - Yeah. - Guys, guess what it's almost time for? - What? - It's time for your show, babe. - Yeah. - Oh my god, yes. - Well, I just know you've been talking about that - He's a cliffhanger! - Yeah! - I've been really getting to watch that. that they left us on that note. -Yeah. -Aww, I love it when my boy gets all the things. Well, I think I'm done. That's about everything I can do. You mind if I come on? Perfect!

Speaker 1: [Breathing]

Speaker 2: Oh, that looks comfortable. I might have to join you over there. Yeah! I'm bringing it over here. (laughs) Hello. - Hello. - It's perfect. - The decor is so nice. - Oh, it's so nice to finally relax. - It is. - Even working so hard doesn't please me.

Speaker 1: door than a window. Oh my god.

Speaker 2: - I'm sorry. - Oh, sorry. I figured you could move. - No. I've always had this... I've always enjoyed that.

Speaker 3: Cool. Yeah, but it's such a good interest song.

Speaker 2: Oh, I forgot that happened last episode. Yeah. Oh my gosh. There's so much buildup. So much.

Speaker 1: Shhh! (Gasps)

Speaker 2: That's not fair, you guys read the books before me. I'm so sorry. It's okay. They're gonna come back to life.

Speaker 1: - Double ruin it! (laughs)

Speaker 2: - You don't tie at all, it's fine. (laughs) - Okay, maybe this is good. I don't know what to believe anymore. - Ah, yeah. this is all worth waiting away for.

Speaker 3: - Always.

Speaker 2: I mean it's when you throw like the beanbag. Oh into the hole? Yeah it's like a classic grill party game you know. - Okay, I've seen those at bars, but I never played them. - Get creative. (laughing)

Speaker 1: after the party like someone did last time. I'm sorry it took me like two hours. I think it's gonna be you and Loryn.

Speaker 2: Well, we already told you this morning. I know!

Speaker 1: But if I win, then I don't have to help too. That's so funny. You're so excited and you forgot about it.

Speaker 2: - I didn't remind you this morning, you silly dork. - You're being so bad. I'm terrible. If I didn't have my head attached to me I'd lose it. - Yeah, don't I know it. It's okay. That's why you have me as a best friend. [laughter] feeling being outside finally.

Speaker 1: (hissing)

Speaker 2: - Yeah, lucky, I just get red. [BLANK_AUDIO] That was the perfect weather, mm-hmm. Aww, yay, I can't wait. Not like everything about today has been so perfect. It's all coming together. - Patience. I think like he got all the food. Yeah, we'll have to double check that later because I don't 100% trust that boy to remember but... No! I know he's watermelon but yeah, we'll check in with him on that. Yes.

Speaker 1: Oh, hey cutie. Hey, you guys need some oil? Oh, you're so good to us. Of course. Where do you want it first? Front or back?

Speaker 2: I'm already here. Yeah. That's the only reason I show up to a party. - She doesn't have good snacks, so I'm leaving. - She shows up, she doesn't talk to anyone. Go straight to the the...

Speaker 1: (laughing) I do think... You can help toast the buns. It's an intro move. Yeah. I'm always down to help with anything. You are. You're so helpful!

Speaker 2: breakfast this morning.

Speaker 1: I bet you did. So good.

Speaker 2: Thank you so much for that. Oh, absolutely, I love taking care of you both. roommates ever. I can't wait to show you how to cook some buns. Yeah? That would be amazing. Yes. Oh yes. We can all collaborate on our barbecue. It'll be perfect. It depends on the bun though. one way hot dogs are another way. True, true. And then I mean you can always put like mustard on the buns and then grill them. It's like a mustard bun. I've never tried that. Do we have onions and mushrooms? We should grill those too. Yeah other vegans would love it too. The vegans, you can't call like the bulk of my friends the vegans. That's what they are.

Speaker 1: I mean, I lumped them into the same group. (laughter) - It's the me or the no me beat, you know? - Yeah, you guys made planning this whole party so easy, you know? - You guys made it easy. All I did was run to the store, you invited everyone, and then you guys set up everything. It looks fucking great. - I mean, all I...

Speaker 2: [BLANK_AUDIO] Thank you for all your help. Of course. Are you gonna help me on the grill? - Absolutely, I'm on the buns. - Yeah, buns patrol. You got the vegan hot dogs, right? I mean the corn? Yeah, all of it.

Speaker 1: [BIRDS CHIRPING]

Speaker 2: We gotta make them feel at home too.

Speaker 3: They were low on cheese at the store so the cheeseburgers is only

Speaker 1: like four or five of those so if you guys want a cheeseburger I'm telling you now. - It's gonna be lawn cheese. - I'm better trading right now. - Are you gonna go to jail? - Cheese jail, what does that entail?

Speaker 2: way out of there. I guess we should go get vegan jeans. I know I'm just thinking about like all the to put together. We need to figure out the one with the cleaning. Where's cornhole? Oh I thought cornhole, we set it up right over there. Actually that was perfect. Yeah. Yeah. We'll try to keep it away from the grill too, so you're not like burning up. Catching a fire. I can already imagine the smell of those grilled onions. I just hope like the neighbors don't complain about how loud it gets. Oh! We can't talk about noise complaints again. one night when we all go. - Two, try one. - One night. (laughs) One night.

Speaker 1: (sips)

Speaker 2: Just let me know if you think of anything we need to add to the order before I send it in. I don't know if I'm done. [SIGH] Such a turtle in watch you guys make out. [LAUGHS] (laughs) Yeah, I'll just bring you--

Speaker 1: - Mm-hmm. (sighs) - This is a lovely one there. - It's perfect.

Speaker 2: That could not be better. Hopefully it stays super. - Good night. - Yeah. - Look at the telescope out.

Speaker 1: (laughs)

Speaker 3: to the stars and superman.

Speaker 2: - Duh, right? - Bye. such a little zodiac. - I'm good.

Speaker 1: I love that about you. (laughs) that evening we've had. I know. That's so much, Dawn. More than usual, anyway. - Thanks for watching that show. That episode was a fucking nightmare though. - Oh my God, I'm going to be mad. - I hope like some of my friends watch this, you have something to talk about tonight. - I know Mike did, so we're definitely--

Speaker 2: So, yeah, anytime we wonder where Lucky is tonight, just need a fine mic.

Speaker 3: You're going to be right there with us.

Speaker 1: Maybe. Bingo! He is, and he's- Do you have a hair? Yeah, you have! He was here last time!

Speaker 2: We just stayed in our room, just about to eat.