Original subtitles

♪ If you're lookin' for me ♪

♪ You'd better check Under the sea ♪

♪ 'Cause that is where You'll find me ♪

♪ Underneath the sealab ♪

♪ Underneath the water ♪

♪ Sealab At the bottom of the sea ♪♪

COMPUTER: Authorization code, please.

Nine-three-four Texas.

Authorized.

Commence fingerprint scan.

Confirmed.

Access granted.

Retinal scan commencing.

Identity confirmed.

Good morning, Captain Murphy.

Good morning, Gladys.

Hello, old friend.

[DEEP MONOTONE] ♪ Well, hello, consumer ♪

♪ Yes, hello, consumer ♪

♪ Bah, bah, bah, bah Bah-da-bah ♪

♪ Bebop Cola ♪

♪ Yeah ♪♪

Uh, let's see.

Uh...

Nope.

Uh, no, no. No, no.

Oh, uh...

no.

[HUMMING]

Oh, here we go.

Yes, sir. Ahh.

Mingus Dew.

[COINS CLINKING]

♪ And I say to myself ♪

♪ I need exact change ♪

That is exact change, jerk-face.

♪ And I say to myself ♪ You hunk of crap!

[PUNCHING MACHINE]

I'll have you turned into an artificial reef!

Come on, you piece of junk!

Give me my Mingus Dew! Come on!

You...

big...

piece...

of...

crap!

Argh!

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

Okay, keep it together, Murphy.

Just stay cool.

Take a deep breath.

[INHALES]

Oh! Oh, my ribs.

Oh, searing pain.

God, is anything down there not broken?

Oh!

No. No, it's all crushed...

and wet.

Man, I hope that's soda.

Help! Somebody, help me!

Hello! Help!

[LIQUID DRIPPING]

Where the hell is everybody?

♪ Cruisin' Mos Espa In my DeLorean ♪

STORMY: Oh, yeah!

This concert rocks!

Whoo!

Oh, I hope he does "Booties for Breakfast," man!

Oh, yes!

On, my God.

He totally just looked at me.

DEBBIE: I love you, MC Chris!

MC Chris!

Look at these!

They're jigglin', baby!

Oh, yeah!

All right, Debbie!

Do it, Debbie.

Hey, Quinn. Go get more drinks.

Hello? Anybody?

Ow! Oh, jeez...

Keep it together, Murphy.

You just got to keep cool and figure out a plan.

You've been in tighter scrapes than this...

[PEEPS]

Ah! Ouch!

Ah! Ah! Oh!

Ah! Oh!

Stop it! I... Oh! Oh!

[PANTING]

Poison! Coursing through my veins.

[GROANS]

Blacking out... any second.

No, no. I'm fighting it off.

I'm gonna make it.

[MACHINE CLUNKS]

Ah!

Papa! Papa! Come see!

I'm going for the record!

Papa!

Damn it, Young Murphy!

I'm watching Magnum!

But Papa, I'm...

Shut up!

T.C.'s doing... something.

But Papa!

[TRUMPETS]

Oh!

What the...? Uh...

Aw, jeez. My tooth!

[DOOR OPENS]

What's that?

Hello? Hello?

[WHIRRING]

[CHATTERING]

Thank God.

So...

Some sort of rescue toaster.

Okay. Okay. Go get help, boy,

but if... if you've got one of those

little barrels with brandy in it,

I-I-I-I...

Hey, don't go yet!

I need brandy!

Aah! Oof.

My teeth!

Oh! My face. Oh!

[CHATTERING]

Now, just listen here, you...

[CHATTERING]

What? What are you making, a necklace?

[SNORING]

[SODA CAN ROLLING]

Shut up!

[PEEPS]

Oh, it's you, Ben.

Sorry about that.

Uh, what's on tap for today?

[PEEPS]

Ah, yeah.

Mango Reinhardt.

The thinking man's pop.

Thank you, Ben.

[PEEPS]

Ah, ah, ah.

Hold on, Ben.

Aren't you, uh... forgetting something?

[PEEPS]

Come on, come on.

What are you waiting for? Daddy needs his medicine.

I'm sick, baby. I'm sick.

Come on, baby.

Daddy needs his feel-good juice.

Ooh! Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah.

That's the stuff.

Whew! That's what Daddy needs.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

See... see... see, what it is, is...

we're all a community, and, uh, uh...

when you're a community, and when love enters into it...

[PANTING]

[SNORING]

♪ Put him in a scupper With a hose pipe in him ♪

♪ Put him in a scupper With a hose pipe in him ♪

♪ Early in the morning ♪♪

Wrong melody.

[PEEPING]

[GIGGLES]

Ben?

What are you doing down there?

Hey!

That tickles!

What?

You're kidding?

Oh, that's wonderful.

You've laid your brood of eggs in my navel.

We're gonna be mommies.

Ben, this is the hap...

Ow!

[LISPING] That was my last tooth, you son of a...

Well...

[CHATTERING]

Tooth-stealing bastard!

You get him, Ben!

[CHATTERING] [PEEPING]

MURPHY: The eyes, Ben!

Go for the eyes! That's it!

You can do it!

Sting and move! Sting and move!

[PEEPS]

Ben?

Ben?

[CHATTERING]

You bastard!

You killed Ben!

Oh, Ben! Oh!

[SOBBING]

[SKITTERING]

And your babies.

Oh, oh... They're hatching.

They're orphans.

Oh, I'm getting angry.

You won't like me when I'm angry.

[GROWLING]

Murphy kill robot.

Murphy smash robot!

[CRASHING]

QUINN: Well, it's good to be back at Sealab.

MARCO: Man, when Debbie got us backstage,

who'd have guessed that MC Chris

would ask us all to go on a world tour

as his roadies?

What a crazy year!

Best year of my freaking life, man!

[WEEPING]

DEBBIE: Speak for yourself.

You can't cage MC Chris, Debbie.

He's a bird, man.

He's got to be free.

Yeah, girl. Let a player play.

[LAUGHING]

Can't hold the man down.

Uh, anyway, I wonder where Captain Murphy is.

[CRASHING]

Dios mío!

Holy bejesus!

Oh, my God!

Bebop... Cola... good!

[CLAPPING]

Huh? Gold, right?

Not edgy enough.

What else you got?

Not edgy? What about the scorpions?

Yeah, what's with that? Are they premiums? What?

You're not getting it. The scorpions are symbolic.

Of the fizz!

Ken, no bugs. What else you got?

Okay. Okay. You're right.

You're right. No bugs.

Uh, we've got this other...

our main idea, it's...

Ken. Today?

Okay. Okay.

We've perfected a technology

that'll allow us to put a billboard into space.

Think of it, Dick.

Your billboard would be seen by everyone in the entire world.

Keep talking.

Well, there would be catastrophic tidal waves,

but the upshot here?

Kids love to surf.

Rip the curl, Dick! Hmm.

That would be a choice demographic, Dick.

Gentlemen, surf's up!

♪ My backpack's got jets ♪

♪ Well, I'm Boba the Fett ♪

♪ Well, I bounty hunt For Jabba Hutt ♪

♪ To finance my 'Vette ♪

♪ Well, I chill in deep space ♪

♪ A mask is over my face ♪

♪ Well, I deliver the prize But I still narrow my eyes ♪

♪ 'Cause my time I don't like to waste ♪

♪ Get down ♪

♪ Well, I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt ♪

♪ To finance my 'Vette ♪♪

MAN: I'll bet a lot of you are uncomfortable in your seats

after watching this program.

You probably need some talcum.

[PEOPLE LAUGHING]