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♪ If you're lookin' for me ♪
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♪ You'd better check
Under the sea ♪
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♪ 'Cause that is
Where you'll find me ♪
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♪ Underneath the Sealab ♪
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♪ Underneath the water ♪
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♪ Sealab
At the bottom of the sea ♪♪
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Man, this is relaxing.
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Don't go on duty
for three hours.
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Mm-mm!
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[HUMMING]
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Wait till Dr. Quinn
sees this.
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Ahh.
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Three whole hours.
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♪ Gonna show Quinn
This thing in my hand ♪
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♪ Doo doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo ♪
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♪ Gonna show Quinn
This thing that I got ♪
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Ahh.
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Yes.
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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
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Quinn!
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Check this out, guy!
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[POWERS UP]
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Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa!
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Stormy, is that a hair dryer?
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Man, be careful.
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What?
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I can't hear you!
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This awesome new hair dryer
is way too loud!
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Hey, idiot!
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That's really dangerous!
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Yeah, it's got a diffuser.
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It's pro grade, dude.
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Get away from here!
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I'm in a pool...
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of water!
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Can't you see that?
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Oh, yeah! You can see it!
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No, no, no! No!
Here!
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Don't!
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[ZAPPING]
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[MOANING]
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Quinn?
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Quinner?
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[GARBLED SOUND]
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[GARBLED SOUND]
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[ECHOING]
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[WHOOSHING]
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[BUZZING]
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[ECHOING]
Wake up.
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[BUZZING]
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Wake up.
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Wake up.
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Hey, wake up.
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QUINN:
What?
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Well,
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why won't you, you know...
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God!
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Could you just let it go?
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Well, you drink tea.
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So?
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So why won't you kiss me there?
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Oh, that's it!
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I'm sleeping on the...
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[GLASS BREAKING]
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Oh!
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Where's the light?
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[CLICK]
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Not that you care,
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but I have to be at work
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in three hours.
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Jerk!
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Oh!
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Ha ha!
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No fish can withstand
the terrifying might
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of my powerful spear gun,
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so capably wielded.
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Here we go.
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Hey, man.
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What the...
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Listen, here's the deal.
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You're...
You're talking?
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How about you let me go?
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I've got to be at work
in three hours.
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I'll be rich.
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Come on, let me go.
I'll grant you a wish.
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No way.
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I'm gonna sell you to Ocean Land
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for about a zillion bucks.
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Well, then, this is the part
where I do...
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this!
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[DISTANT VOICES OVER RADIO]
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CAPTAIN: Did they
tell you why, Marco?
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Why they want to
terminate my command?
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They told me you had gone
totally insane, sir,
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and that your methods
were... unsound.
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Are my methods...
unsound?
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I don't see any method...
at all, sir.
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CAPTAIN: Are you an assassin?
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I'm a soldier, sir.
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You're neither.
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You're an errand boy,
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sent by grocery clerks
to collect a bill,
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so wet willie for you!
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[SQUISHING]
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[MARCO LAUGHING]
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Hey, cut it out!
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I swallowed a bug.
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Holy crap!
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Hey, man, do you know
there's toxic waste,
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like, right over there?
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Ugh.
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Humans and their filthy,
ravenous machines,
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spewing out vile toxins.
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Might even be radioactive.
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I think we ought
to get everybody out of...
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Did you know
that the average fish today
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contains more mercury
than a rectal thermometer?
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Yeah,
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I think I read that someplace.
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Would you eat
a rectal thermometer?
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Answer me, damn you!
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Uh... no.
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Well, I would.
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Hey!
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Ah, mercury,
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sweetest
of the transition metals.
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QUINN: Hey! Ass!
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I got to be at work
in three hours!
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Do you hear me?
I have to be at...
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Hey. Chubby Cox.
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I beg your pardon?
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Stinky Pete's the name, Chubby.
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I'm your...
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your what-do-you-call-it...
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your foil
in this little picture.
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I was just a talking fish.
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Well, I didn't see you
in that one,
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but I bet you were
just boffo in it.
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I have got to get out of here.
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Don't worry, kid.
You're going places.
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Chubby Cox
is gonna be a household name
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one of these days.
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Maybe this will work.
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Hey, kid, what is with the fire?
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What are you,
whacked out on goofballs?
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Shut up!
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This will work!
This will work!
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This will work.
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This will work.
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What... What the...
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Don't worry, Quinn.
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Stinky Pete?
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I've seen this on TV
about a jillion times.
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What? What?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What are you doing?
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Reviving you!
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No, no, no!
Wait! I'm...
Clear!
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[ZAPPING]
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Oh! Oh. Oh...
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Oh, it's beautiful, man.
Freaking beautiful!
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QUINN:
Here comes a song.
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[♪♪♪]
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That's it. Now, let's have
some of that beautiful fat,
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you little Christmas ham.
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Who's fatter than you?
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Nobody!
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Now, I want you to really
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poke that fat, little belly out.
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Oh!
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That is hot, fat stuff.
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That's a big cup of hot fat.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, that's hot, baby.
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I just want to pinch your fat.
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I just want to jiggle
your fat, little belly
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and squeeze
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your fat, little fat face.
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Mm!
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God, you're fat!
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[GARBLED SPEECH]
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ROSE:
Oh, cool!
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A date with Chubby Cox!
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OLIVER:
Chubby Cox?
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What's so big about Chubby Cox?
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I hate Chubby Cox.
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I wouldn't touch Chubby Cox
with a 10-inch pole.
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Don't you see
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what Chubby Cox can do for us?
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I lure Chubby Cox down here,
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then we hold
Chubby Cox for ransom!
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Brilliant!
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Chubby Cox has
the number one show on TV.
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Yeah.
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All Up in It with Chubby Cox.
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Hollywood'll pay millions
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for their
precious, little Chubby Cox.
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Take a letter.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Dear, sweet Chubby Cox...
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You should go out with me
because I live down in Sealab.
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We'll have ever so much fun.
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We'll go swimming
with our pet seal, Stinky Pete.
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I'm gonna get you, Stinky Pete!
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Oh, crap! Oh, crap!
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Oh, crap! Oh, crap!
Oh, crap! Oh, crap!
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Oh, crap! Oh, crap! Oh, crap!
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Oh, crap on a crap cracker!
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Safe-ah!
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Stinky!
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Stinky Pete!
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That's me.
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Ha, cha-cha-cha,
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cha-cha-cha-cha!
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Delicious.
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Oh, what a riot.
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That big, dumb shark
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is never gonna
catch Stinky Pete.
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[LAUGHING]
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[PASSES GAS]
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I farted!
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Oh, I passed gas!
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Oh, that one ripped...
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[LOUD BANG]
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[POP]
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Ha, cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!
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Delicious.
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[GARBLED SPEECH]
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Oh, hey.
My head's back... on me.
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[LAUGHING]
Hey, Carl!
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You see that?
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[SIGHS HEAVILY]
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No.
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Uh... hey!
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You wanna drive
your go-kart around?
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Nah. One tire's
kind of flat.
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I got a pump.
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Huh?
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Pumpy.
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No.
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Well, what do you want to do?
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Ooh, buh-nah...
I don't know, man.
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Watch TV?
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Hesh can watch TV at my house!
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So go home.
I am gonna watch TV.
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Hey. We gonna ride
Carl's go-kart?
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No. Big, fat, stupid jerk.
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Oh, then let's play
the hammer game.
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Yay!
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The hammer game! Yay!
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Kill it!
Kill it!
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Come on, make it dead!
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Do it! Come on!
Keep it coming!
Yeah!
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Yeah! Yeah!
You like it!
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Don't stop for nothing!
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Yeah!
Go for it!
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Dead! Dead! Dead!
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Dead-dead...
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or alive?
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Quinn, what's the deal here?
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[GROANING]
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I knew you were alive.
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Stop trying
to fake me out, dude.
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You ass!
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Totally jerk league.
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You never throw elec...
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Wait!
You've got to check out
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this bitchen
homemade Tesla coil!
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Stormy, stop!
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Are you that stupid?
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[SEALAB THEME PLAYING]
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[SPLASHES]
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[ELECTRICITY ZAPPING,
QUINN MOANING]
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[MOANING STOPS]
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Hi. I'm Brett Butler.
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You probably know me
as Dr. Quinn,
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from TV's Sealab 2021.
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Now, I didn't get this rich
by being stupid.
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I would never do something
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like you saw
in tonight's episode.
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Electricity and water
just do not mix,
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so be a winner like Quinner
and don't play with electricity.
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Right, ladies?
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Yeah, that's right.
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QUINN: All right.
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Yeah, a little harder, please.
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A little hard...
Not that hard.
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Not that hard. Not that hard!
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