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♪ If you're lookin' for me ♪
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♪ You'd better check
Under the sea ♪
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♪ 'Cause that is where
You'll find me ♪
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♪ Underneath the sealab ♪
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♪ Underneath the water ♪
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♪ Sealab
At the bottom of the sea ♪♪
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Get some slack in this line!
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LAB ALARM:
Danger! Leak detected!
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Danger! Leak detected!
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Controversy continued on Monday,
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as surgeons
successfully transplanted
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little Django's brain into...
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a robot monkey body.
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Scientists now say
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human-to-robot brain transplants
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will be possible
within 10 years.
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On a sad note, however,
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Django died late Tuesday,
after drinking his own urine.
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Oh, wait!
This just in...
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[ALARM SOUNDING]
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Sealab has sustained...
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major damage
from Hurricane Merrell...
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a... a collision
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with a surface ship, apparently.
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Uh, major leaks,
implosion imminent...
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rescue impossible.
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My God.
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Say, Skip...
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They're trapped down there.
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What do you think about
all this robot stuff?
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Well, good Lord!
Are we under attack?
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No. That robot monkey
on the news.
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You're kidding.
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That guy's a robot monkey?
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No.
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But, would you ever put
your brain in a robot body?
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Why?
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I like my body.
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I love my body.
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Well, you'd never
get old, or sick.
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Why is the alarm going off?
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Beats me.
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But you know, Skip,
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your robot body
would be the perfect man.
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LAB ALARM:
Situation critical.
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Handsome, strong...
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Well, could my robot body
be a, uh, beautiful woman?
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Uh... yeah, sure.
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Then you'd better believe
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I'd put my brain
in a robot's body.
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Robot body?
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No way!
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That goes against
the natural order.
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Well, you'd have
the strength of five men.
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I got that now.
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Not five men.
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Five gorillas.
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But since you're that strong,
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if you try to pet a kitten,
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you'd crush it.
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Oh, no! Poor kitty.
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Yeah.
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Would I still have
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my rugged Latin features?
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You'd look exactly the same.
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Not me!
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I'm gonna be
an Adrienne Barbeau-bot!
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Sir, please.
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You look the same,
but you're only five feet tall.
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Five feet?
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Why so short?
Because...
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that's as big as they come.
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[ALARM SOUNDS]
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Captain!
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There's a crack in the hull!
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Pod Seven is flooding!
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A Barbeau-bot
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would weld that leak
with her laser-beam eyes!
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You won't have
laser beam eyes, okay?
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What about...
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X-ray vision?
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LAB ALARM:
Situation critical.
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Yeah, you'll have that.
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Oh, I can't have
laser-beam eyes,
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but he gets X-ray vision?
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Okay. Everybody gets
X-ray vision.
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Yeah, and big chainsaw hands!
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Zzzrrrr.
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Can I control...
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[ALARM SOUNDING]
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Can I control my X-ray vision?
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So you can look through
people's clothes?
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Yeah, but I don't want to see
a bunch of bones and guts.
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Just the...[INAUDIBLE]
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Huh!
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Why else would you have it?
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Oh, grody!
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I'm gonna have robots
eyeballing my [ALARM SOUND]?
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No, you'll have a...
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Damn it!
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Hang on!
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No.
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You'll have a cloaking device.
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But you have to choose:
X-ray vision, or...
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that cloak thing.
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Who needs X-ray vision?
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They'll beg to show
their [BEEP] to my robot.
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Oh, wait.
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Hello? We're flooding.
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Oh, yeah.
That.
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Well, somebody go
find Dr. Quinn.
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Marco?
Hmm?
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Oh, oh, yeah.
Right. Right.
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LAB ALARM:
Pod Seven critical.
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The strength of five gorillas
and X-ray vision.
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But why so short?
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SPARKS:
That's as bigas they come!
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I heard you!
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But I can chew nails
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and shoot them out
as bullets, right?
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Nails, chains...
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you won't have titanium
teeth for nothing.
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Nails are like candy to robots.
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And we'll eat tires
instead of licorice.
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Gah! No, we won't!
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Maybe you won't!
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LAB ALARM:
Danger. Pod Seven critical.
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Dr. Quinn, there's a major leak
in Pod Seven.
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Damn!
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All right, you seal it off.
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I'll get my laser-pack,
and we'll meet...
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Hang on a sec.
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Would you put your brain
in a robot body?
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What?
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Because we were talking
upstairs, you know,
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just kicking
the old peanut around...
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Man, I don't have time for this!
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LAB ALARM:
Pod Seven critical.
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Don't you hear that?
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Pod Seven's gonna implode!
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LAB ALARM:
Pod Seven critical.
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We'd have X-ray vision
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and the strength
of five gorillas!
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LAB ALARM:
Pod Seven critical.
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Okay. Okay.
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So say I put my brain
in a robot body...
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and there's a war.
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Robots versus humans.
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What side am I on?
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Humans!
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You have a human brain.
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But, the humans
discriminate against you.
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You can't even vote.
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We better not have to live
on a reservation.
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That would really
chap my caboose.
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Yeah, but...
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LAB ALARM:
Danger.
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Nobody knows you're a robot.
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You look the same.
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Dogs know.
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That's how the humans hunt you.
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They're gonna hunt me for sport?
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That's why we have
to crush mankind.
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So you might as well
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get on board for
the big win, Stormy.
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Yip-yapping about puttin'
their brains in a robot!
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Hey, what about the leak?
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Oh, Quinn'll save us.
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Quinn always saves us.
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Stupid rackem...
I'll tell...
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[BOOM]
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Damn!
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Coming up at 10:00,
explosions rip through Sealab.
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We'll have all the details,
plus Chopper Dave!
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Hi-oh!
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Hey, I've got a few conditions
on this robot thing...
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Holy crap!
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Did you see that
freaking chopper explode?
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I'll only put my brain
in a robot body
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if I can put it in a robot cat.
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Uh... okay.
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But remember, you'll have
the strength of five gorillas.
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I know I saw that
freaking chopper.
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Why settle for a cat, Hesh?
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You could be a robot...
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tiger.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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No, no, no!
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Absolutamente no.
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If I have to be
five feet nothing,
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Hesh can't be a tiger.
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You're not the boss
of Tiger-bot Hesh!
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Then he has to live
in a Robot Zoo!
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LAB ALARM:
Danger.
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Hear that, Hesh?
The zoo! Hah!
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Well, then Hesh will stay human!
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Don't expect any mercy
during the Great Robot Wars.
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Yeah?
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Well, have fun
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on the Robot
Reservation, suckers!
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We're not gonna honor
those bogus treaties!
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Hesh will see you in he...
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He's right.
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They will screw us.
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[GROANING]
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LAB ALARM:
Danger.
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Listen!
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It's time to get serious.
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Yeah, enough of this talk.
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Let's kill a human.
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You can't break
Prime Directive Two.
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So what are
they gonna do about it?
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Let's ask Old Gus.
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He'll know.
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LAB ALARM:
Danger.
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QUINN: Damn!
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LAB ALARM:
Pod Seven has imploded.
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QUINN:
We just lost Pod Seven!
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Bridge, this is Quinn.
Come in.
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The penalty...
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Come in!
Pod Seven's gone!
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You've gotta get everyone
out of Pod Six.
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If it goes, they're...
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Ah, for the love of...
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Sorry, Gus.
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The penalty for a robot
harming a human
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will be 1000 years...
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frozen in carbonite!
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A thousand years
frozen in carbonite?
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It'll be so cold!
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My nipples are hard
just thinking about it.
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Man, I'd kill myself.
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Hello?
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Prime Directive Three.
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Damn Prime Directives!
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I just don't know
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if I want to live
a thousand years...
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even as an Adrienne Barbeau-bot
with hard nipples.
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Plus, self-termination?
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Hey, I gotta tell you,
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it's a sin
in the eyes of the Robot Church.
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We don't need Rome
telling us what to do!
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LAB ALARM:
Pod Six...
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Wait!
Critical.
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If we're robots,
we'll have mechanics.
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They could shut us down...
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permanently.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Your robot body
would go crazy and kill them.
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With the strength
of five gorillas.
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And then it's right back
to the carbonite.
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And there go my nipples again.
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And there goes Pod Six.
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God, it's so depressing.
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What?
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Pod Six was jerks.
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No. Being trapped in carbonite.
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Oh yeah, that.
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But what if you get
a brain tumor?
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Yeah! A big-ass tumor!
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No. Your robot body's
a brain surgeon.
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Oh, that's bunk.
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It's not gonna be
a brain surgeon.
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If it can't break
the five-foot barrier,
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it can't be a brain surgeon.
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Yes, it can!
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If Hesh can be
a giant Tiger-bot,
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what's a little...
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00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:14,419
Hesh is gonna stay human.
270
00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:15,787
He'll die in the first wave.
271
00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,656
Unless...
272
00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:20,218
he's a Tiger-bot already!
273
00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,296
It could happen.
274
00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:28,926
LAB ALARM:
Danger.
275
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,038
Danger.
276
00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,039
QUINN: Almost died.
277
00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:36,107
But I saved Sealab.
278
00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,309
Time to get me some props.
279
00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,871
Hey yo!
Hey, everybody!
280
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:42,948
So check it out.
281
00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,916
I know I've only got about,
what, 30 seconds
282
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,084
before Pod Five goes, right...
283
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,619
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
284
00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,187
Hey, will my robot body
have hair?
285
00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,890
Just on your back,
like you do now.
286
00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:53,491
Gross!
287
00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:55,393
But wait, wait.
288
00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:56,695
What's with robot sex?
289
00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,096
Yeah, baby!
290
00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,998
Knocking those robot boots!
291
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,900
Go, robot!
292
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:02,901
Go, robot!
293
00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:04,102
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
294
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,370
I almost died
saving your sorry butts.
295
00:10:06,372 --> 00:10:07,806
Except for Pods Six and Seven.
296
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,240
Shut up!
Y'all make me sick!
297
00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:12,143
All you ever talk about
is robots.
298
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,444
Can they have hair?
299
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,413
Can they have sex?
300
00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,982
The answer to these questions
301
00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:20,952
would quite possibly
drive you all insane.
302
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,553
You don't have to
bite my head off.
303
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:23,722
I'm just asking.
304
00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,624
Yeah, who died
and made you robot expert?
305
00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:27,258
Oh, that's it!
306
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:29,961
Oh, my God!
307
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,062
Ai, mi madre!
308
00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,330
Holy bejesus!
He's a robot!
309
00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,032
That's right, people.
310
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,101
I...
311
00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:37,602
am a cyborg.
312
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:39,570
My weak body couldn't deal
313
00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:42,273
with the viruses
of the 21st century.
314
00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:47,679
So, using my IQ of 260...
That's 2-6- "O"...
315
00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:49,313
I built a super-fly,
316
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,716
cybernetic host body
for my brain.
317
00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:55,887
And I became this bastard child
of science and humanity.
318
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,056
And I'm standing here naked...
319
00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,125
but I'm not asking forgiveness,
320
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:01,893
and I don't want your pity.
321
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:02,894
I just want your understanding,
322
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:05,463
your acceptance.
323
00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:07,532
I'm just asking for your...
324
00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:08,814
friendship.
325
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,876
DIRECTOR: Keep changing.
Each one incredibly different.
326
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,077
Okay.
327
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:22,781
And there go my nipples again.
328
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:26,084
Oh, and there go
my nipples again.
329
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,418
Uh, almost as if
330
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,020
it's the number-one
top movie in the country.
331
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,990
And there go my nipples again!
332
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:32,991
Archie says,
333
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,292
"And there go
my nipples again."
334
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,894
Aw, there go
my nipples again, there Edith.
335
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:40,031
[CHUCKLING]
336
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,600
Oh, man. All right.
337
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:43,902
We gotta get... we gotta go.
338
00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,464
We gotta go.
Thank you.
339
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,801
CAPTAIN MURPHY [OVER RADIO]:
I need a towel.
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