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[Birds chirping]

It should be easy for you, right, Rick?

Just turn my dad into a superhero.

Like from a comic book.

Jerry? A superhero. Sure.

He's going to need some training.

- Hmm? - Training?

Oh, I'd love that.

Just the thought of it makes me laugh.

Tell you what, I'll consider doing it

when the world is in danger

and there's literally no one else around to save it.

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[Creatures squealing]

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Listen, I would totally become a superhero

to keep our family safe.

Yeah, Dad, that would be cool.

But I don't know if you'll ever get the chance.

Jerry, if you really want to keep the family safe,

then you should find a job.

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Hmm.

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[Clatter]

[High-pitched ringing]

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[Warbling]

[Film reel rolling]

["Love is Entropy" plays in Japanese]

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Come out, Rick Sanchez!

Rick Sanchez!

[Gasps]

Rise and shine.

Who are you?

Another version of you.

I think it was this sword that summoned me here.

Hello! Anybody home?

Rick... [Yelps]

Hm.

Looks like Rick isn't home right now.

This is Jerry's space berry cake,

my very own creation. Bon appétit.

Thank you. Looks yummy.

I'm Jerry Smith, and I am Rick Sanchez's son-in-law.

I am also Jerry. This man is me, and I am him.

Mm-hmm.

Well, what are you waiting for?

- [Shouts] - It's not Rick you're after,

but this sword, isn't that right?

- Ah! - What kind of secrets does it hold?

You're not the first one to come after it today.

- Huh? - It happened while you were napping.

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[Gasps]

[Gasps]

None of them would answer my questions,

so I just tested the sword out on your friends instead.

Guess what. You're gonna be my next test subject.

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I am Mr. Nimbus, King of the Ocean.

Hey, Mr. Nimbus.

What business do you have here, Jerry Smith?

Your lackey spilled the beans after we threatened him.

- This dude is nuts. - Who is this beast?

I am also known as Jerry Smith.

Hmm.

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Making everything needlessly complicated

is one of Richard's specialties.

Rick isn't here, and starting today, I'm the king of the land.

So a moron like you wants to forge a treaty with me?

How would you like a taste of this instead?

I'll admit, that thing seems like a real nuisance.

But Richard is the only one who can make treaties with me.

I have literally no interest in that ridiculous sword.

Then why sacrifice so many of your minions trying to get it?

Eh! I have no desire to be caught in someone else's war.

I was trying to eliminate a source of trouble.

- What trouble? - That sword was stolen,

and now its owners are coming for it.

Do me a favor. Keep the fighting on land.

Exactly what kind of power does this sword have?

Unbelievable!

You stole that thing without knowing what it does,

Jerry Smith.

[Indistinct conversations]

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If it isn't Jerry Smith.

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Who the hell are you?

People who know call me Jerry Smith.

You had best remember that.

I've come to claim the sword of Mikado no Mikoto.

So the gang fell apart and split into two factions

as soon as I got put into the slammer.

My apologies, sir.

The Roughnecks got their hands on the sword.

You needn't worry about that.

I reached out to a man who'll get it back.

All by yourself? Really?

Rest assured, I'll get the job done.

Sorry. You would just get in the way.

Mm?

You truly are a man of legend, Jerry Smith.

Hmm.

Hmph.

[Slow-motion footsteps]

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The Roughnecks have just departed for America.

Hmm.

[Explosion]

My goodness.

[Explosions]

[Sighs]

- Sire! - Huh?

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Behold!

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The gods were gracious enough

to lend us their power after all.

We were right to have faith.

We are truly blessed.

Weak-minded buffoons.

They locked their fighting spirit away.

Breaking the seal on that stupid sword

will unleash a swirling mass of dark energy.

So hurry and get the hell out of my territory!

Hark, Jerrys!

I control the police and can sink everything into the ocean.

Pardon, sire,

but may I ask where the Sword of Sealing is now?

Who knows?

It's with Rick Sanchez, who will surely take care of it for us.

Space Mom really saved our butts.

- Thanks, Space Mom. - Absolutely.

God, I wish we had two versions of dad around.

Wait a minute. Where's dad?

Oh, crap. Maybe he's in the garage.

He probably doesn't realize Rick is back home.

What the hell? He better not be

going through my stuff! Son of a bitch!

Aw, crap.

I totally forgot about stashing that sword in here.

W-W-What's the matter, Rick?

Where's Dad?

[Cellphone ringing]

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Great. There couldn't be a worse time to get a call

from this prick. [Beep]

- Richard. - Yeah, yeah,

I know what you're calling to bitch about.

Listen, I'll make sure it won't cause any problems for you.

[Portal warbling]

Hmm. Looks good on you. And I'm not just being nice.

Gee, I think you have the better body for this suit.

Don't forget, I am you, Jerry Smith.

I don't, but you have a family to care for.

Only you have what it takes to unleash the power of this sword.

So you should wield it. We are stronger than you think.

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Ugh.

[Grunts]

Come on, come on, come on.

[Sighs] That figures.

I really screwed the pooch by not seeing this coming.

[Warbling]

Where's Dad? What's going on?

Just relax. We're gonna go get him right now.

In another dimension?

No, Morty, he's in this dimension.

In our universe.

Well, the antiverse, to be specific.

Wow. The antiverse.

Just don't expect the animation

to get mirrored or something.

That's too much of a pain in the ass.

Our universe and the antiverse exists in the same space,

two wavelengths that are opposite of each other.

We can travel between the two,

we just need to nail down the exact point

where they intersect.

But time flows backwards over there,

so we have to time this perfectly.

- This shit's serious. - We totally got this, Grandpa.

[Spaceships launching]

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Okay, everybody.

Match the timing exactly.

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[Warbling]

So you finally getting tired of being a pathetic sack of crap?

[Whimpering]

You know, you're absolutely right, Rick.

I just keep avoiding the truth of who I really am.

No matter what, I'm a loser.

Simply acknowledging that is a huge step forward.

- I just... [Crying] - Want to change yourself?

You should never settle with a version of yourself

that you hate.

If you let me, I can help you, Jerry.

I won't force you. You can quit anytime you want.

[Yelling]

[Creature growls]

Save me!

Are you positive that's what you really want?

Jerry, I'll save you.

But it means admitting that you've reached your limit.

[Straining]

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[Whimpering]

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[Groaning]

Ow! No more.

[Air hissing] No more!

[Grumbling]

Aren't you glad to see me?

I'm a certified expert on fashion.

I know it's cheesy, but I feel great.

Have a terrific day.

Gotta admit, I'm surprised.

Huh?

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Your final test will be a real battle.

Huh?

I'm getting bored with training.

A real battle? What am I supposed to do?

Jesus Christ, Jerry,

just be a superhero in spandex who fights villains and shit.

I mean, come on, isn't this what you wanted?

Me, a superhero?

I'm gonna be a hero.

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Alright. New and improved Jerry!

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[Alarm blaring]

Whoa! What's all this?

[Grunting]

Whoa, hold up. It's just me.

Don't shoot.

What do you think you're doing here?

I could ask you the same thing.

What the hell are you wearing?

Hmm.

Seriously? You believed all that made up B.S.?

What did you do to Dad?

- It's okay, Morty. - Huh?

I'm grateful to Rick for what he did for me.

Just so we're clear, you're the one who came to me

wanting a memory wipe.

Yeah, I remember.

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Are you leaving?

I have my own path to follow, but fear not.

You'll be able to hold your own in battle with that sword.

Believe in ourselves.

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[High-pitched ringing]

Ahh! Ahh!

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I am going to protect this sword.

That is my heroic calling.

Damn. Jerry is looking way better in the suit.

This base kicks ass.

Hey, Summer, does Dad kind of look familiar?

Yeah, I get the feeling we've seen a similar one before.

One that eats like a dirty caveman.

Impressive stuff, Superhero Jerry.

Looks like you absorbed all of the energy from that sword.

Stay sharp, boys. This guy's a freak of nature.

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[Gunfire]

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[Explosion]

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- Wow, Dad's a badass! - Summer, go grab

some weapons from the basement.

I'll come with you.

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You're going down, sucker.

I came fully prepared this time.

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[Gunfire]

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Hmm? Look out!

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- Morty! - [Whimpering]

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[Explosion]

[Whimpering]

We meet again, little boy.

[Tires squealing]

Keep laying heat on him.

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[Groans]

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Hello, Jerry Smith.

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I'm never going to forget your frigging name.

I'm here to take back my sword.

I've still got plenty of soldiers.

All we have to do is steal the sword back and you're screwed.

Take my advice and call it quits.

My old friend.

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Boss, is that you?

This is not a fight that you will win.

Surely you can see that.

But this asshole made a total laughingstock out of me

by destroying my reputation.

Dying for your reputation is the Yakuza way,

but not if it brings down the whole gang.

- Hey, boss man. - Your orders, sir?

Your men listen to you

and will stop fighting at your command.

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Huh?

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Now, let's merge our factions into a single group again.

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Well... Mm?

[Grunts]

Who are you two, and how do you know Jerry?

- Listen, lady, I'm his wife. - And so am I.

Hm. So you were married, huh?

And two wives.

You must be the son of Jerry Smith

and the grandson of Rick Sanchez.

That explains why I like the look in your eye.

Hey, how would you like to be my successor, kid?

- Uh! - Excuse me.

- Both: Huh? - But Morty is my son.

- Thank you. - Oh!

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[Chuckles]

That's my dad.

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I see.

That's a nice family you've got.

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[Sighs]

["The Other Side" by Ayuko Saito plays]

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Alright, everybody, get over here and line up.

Now we've got everybody in one place.

Time for another family pic.

Okay, science!

[Warbling]

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Awesome job, Jerry. [Laughs]

You're well on your way to being a real superhero.

It was fun, Rick.

I've come to realize that I was actually happier

just spending time with my family like before,

even if I was a sack of crap.

Are you serious, Jerry?

You betcha, Rick.

Okay, let's do it before you change your mind.

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