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[Birds chirping]
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It should be easy for you,
right, Rick?
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Just turn my dad
into a superhero.
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Like from a comic book.
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Jerry? A superhero. Sure.
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He's going to need
some training.
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- Hmm?
- Training?
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Oh, I'd love that.
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Just the thought of it
makes me laugh.
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Tell you what,
I'll consider doing it
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when the world is in danger
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and there's literally
no one else around to save it.
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♪♪
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[Creatures squealing]
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♪♪
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Listen, I would
totally become a superhero
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to keep our family safe.
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Yeah, Dad, that would be cool.
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But I don't know
if you'll ever get the chance.
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Jerry, if you really want
to keep the family safe,
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then you should find a job.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Hmm.
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♪♪
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[Clatter]
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[High-pitched ringing]
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♪♪
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[Warbling]
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[Film reel rolling]
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["Love is Entropy" plays
in Japanese]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Come out, Rick Sanchez!
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Rick Sanchez!
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[Gasps]
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Rise and shine.
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Who are you?
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Another version of you.
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I think it was this sword
that summoned me here.
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Hello! Anybody home?
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Rick... [Yelps]
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Hm.
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Looks like Rick isn't
home right now.
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This is Jerry's
space berry cake,
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my very own creation.
Bon appétit.
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Thank you. Looks yummy.
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I'm Jerry Smith, and
I am Rick Sanchez's son-in-law.
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I am also Jerry.
This man is me, and I am him.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, what are you waiting for?
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- [Shouts]
- It's not Rick you're after,
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but this sword,
isn't that right?
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- Ah!
- What kind of secrets does it hold?
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You're not the first one
to come after it today.
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- Huh?
- It happened while you were napping.
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♪♪
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[Gasps]
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[Gasps]
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None of them
would answer my questions,
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so I just tested the sword
out on your friends instead.
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Guess what. You're gonna be
my next test subject.
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♪♪
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I am Mr. Nimbus,
King of the Ocean.
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Hey, Mr. Nimbus.
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What business
do you have here, Jerry Smith?
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Your lackey spilled the beans
after we threatened him.
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- This dude is nuts.
- Who is this beast?
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I am also known as Jerry Smith.
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Hmm.
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♪♪
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Making everything
needlessly complicated
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is one of Richard's specialties.
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Rick isn't here, and starting
today, I'm the king of the land.
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So a moron like you
wants to forge a treaty with me?
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How would you like
a taste of this instead?
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I'll admit, that thing seems
like a real nuisance.
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But Richard is the only one
who can make treaties with me.
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I have literally no interest
in that ridiculous sword.
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Then why sacrifice so many of
your minions trying to get it?
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Eh! I have no desire to be
caught in someone else's war.
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I was trying to eliminate
a source of trouble.
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- What trouble?
- That sword was stolen,
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and now its owners are coming
for it.
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Do me a favor.
Keep the fighting on land.
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Exactly what kind of power
does this sword have?
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Unbelievable!
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You stole that thing
without knowing what it does,
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Jerry Smith.
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[Indistinct conversations]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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If it isn't Jerry Smith.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Who the hell are you?
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People who know
call me Jerry Smith.
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You had best remember that.
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I've come to claim the sword
of Mikado no Mikoto.
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So the gang fell apart
and split into two factions
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as soon as I got put
into the slammer.
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My apologies, sir.
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The Roughnecks got
their hands on the sword.
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You needn't worry about that.
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I reached out to a man
who'll get it back.
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All by yourself? Really?
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Rest assured,
I'll get the job done.
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Sorry.
You would just get in the way.
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Mm?
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You truly are a man of legend,
Jerry Smith.
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Hmm.
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Hmph.
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[Slow-motion footsteps]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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The Roughnecks have
just departed for America.
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Hmm.
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[Explosion]
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My goodness.
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[Explosions]
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[Sighs]
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- Sire!
- Huh?
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♪♪
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Behold!
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♪♪
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The gods were gracious enough
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to lend us their power
after all.
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We were right to have faith.
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We are truly blessed.
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Weak-minded buffoons.
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They locked their
fighting spirit away.
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Breaking the seal
on that stupid sword
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will unleash a swirling mass
of dark energy.
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So hurry and get the hell
out of my territory!
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Hark, Jerrys!
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I control the police and can
sink everything into the ocean.
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Pardon, sire,
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but may I ask where
the Sword of Sealing is now?
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Who knows?
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It's with Rick Sanchez, who will
surely take care of it for us.
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Space Mom really saved
our butts.
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- Thanks, Space Mom.
- Absolutely.
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God, I wish we had
two versions of dad around.
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Wait a minute.
Where's dad?
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Oh, crap.
Maybe he's in the garage.
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He probably doesn't realize
Rick is back home.
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What the hell?
He better not be
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going through my stuff!
Son of a bitch!
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Aw, crap.
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I totally forgot about stashing
that sword in here.
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W-W-What's the matter, Rick?
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Where's Dad?
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[Cellphone ringing]
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♪♪
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Great. There couldn't be
a worse time to get a call
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from this prick.
[Beep]
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- Richard.
- Yeah, yeah,
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I know what
you're calling to bitch about.
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Listen, I'll make sure it won't
cause any problems for you.
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[Portal warbling]
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Hmm. Looks good on you.
And I'm not just being nice.
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Gee, I think you have
the better body for this suit.
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Don't forget,
I am you, Jerry Smith.
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I don't, but you have a family
to care for.
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Only you have what it takes to
unleash the power of this sword.
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So you should wield it.
We are stronger than you think.
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♪♪
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Ugh.
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[Grunts]
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Come on, come on, come on.
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[Sighs] That figures.
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I really screwed the pooch
by not seeing this coming.
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[Warbling]
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Where's Dad?
What's going on?
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Just relax. We're gonna go get
him right now.
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In another dimension?
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No, Morty,
he's in this dimension.
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In our universe.
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Well, the antiverse,
to be specific.
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Wow. The antiverse.
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Just don't expect the animation
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to get mirrored or something.
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That's too much of a pain
in the ass.
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Our universe and the antiverse
exists in the same space,
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two wavelengths
that are opposite of each other.
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We can travel between the two,
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we just need to nail
down the exact point
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where they intersect.
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But time flows backwards
over there,
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so we have to time
this perfectly.
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- This shit's serious.
- We totally got this, Grandpa.
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[Spaceships launching]
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♪♪
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Okay, everybody.
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Match the timing exactly.
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♪♪
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[Warbling]
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So you finally getting tired of
being a pathetic sack of crap?
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[Whimpering]
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You know,
you're absolutely right, Rick.
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I just keep avoiding the truth
of who I really am.
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No matter what, I'm a loser.
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Simply acknowledging
that is a huge step forward.
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- I just... [Crying]
- Want to change yourself?
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You should never settle
with a version of yourself
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that you hate.
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If you let me,
I can help you, Jerry.
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I won't force you.
You can quit anytime you want.
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[Yelling]
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[Creature growls]
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Save me!
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Are you positive that's
what you really want?
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Jerry, I'll save you.
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But it means admitting
that you've reached your limit.
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[Straining]
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♪♪
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[Whimpering]
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♪♪
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[Groaning]
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Ow! No more.
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[Air hissing]
No more!
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[Grumbling]
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Aren't you glad to see me?
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I'm a certified expert
on fashion.
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I know it's cheesy,
but I feel great.
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Have a terrific day.
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Gotta admit, I'm surprised.
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Huh?
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♪♪
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Your final test will be
a real battle.
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Huh?
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I'm getting bored with training.
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A real battle?
What am I supposed to do?
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Jesus Christ, Jerry,
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just be a superhero in spandex
who fights villains and shit.
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I mean, come on,
isn't this what you wanted?
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Me, a superhero?
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I'm gonna be a hero.
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♪♪
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Alright.
New and improved Jerry!
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♪♪
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[Alarm blaring]
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Whoa! What's all this?
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[Grunting]
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Whoa, hold up.
It's just me.
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Don't shoot.
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What do you think
you're doing here?
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I could ask you the same thing.
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What the hell are you wearing?
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Hmm.
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Seriously? You believed
all that made up B.S.?
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What did you do to Dad?
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00:14:02,353 --> 00:14:04,288
- It's okay, Morty.
- Huh?
270
00:14:04,322 --> 00:14:06,289
I'm grateful to Rick
for what he did for me.
271
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,792
Just so we're clear,
you're the one who came to me
272
00:14:08,825 --> 00:14:10,160
wanting a memory wipe.
273
00:14:10,193 --> 00:14:11,194
Yeah, I remember.
274
00:14:11,228 --> 00:14:14,231
♪♪
275
00:14:14,263 --> 00:14:15,730
Are you leaving?
276
00:14:15,764 --> 00:14:19,467
I have my own path to follow,
but fear not.
277
00:14:19,501 --> 00:14:23,804
You'll be able to hold your own
in battle with that sword.
278
00:14:23,837 --> 00:14:25,906
Believe in ourselves.
279
00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:33,246
♪♪
280
00:14:33,278 --> 00:14:35,047
[High-pitched ringing]
281
00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:37,215
Ahh! Ahh!
282
00:14:37,249 --> 00:14:42,319
♪♪
283
00:14:42,353 --> 00:14:44,454
I am going to protect
this sword.
284
00:14:44,487 --> 00:14:46,523
That is my heroic calling.
285
00:14:46,556 --> 00:14:49,525
Damn. Jerry is looking way
better in the suit.
286
00:14:49,558 --> 00:14:51,760
This base kicks ass.
287
00:14:51,794 --> 00:14:53,728
Hey, Summer,
does Dad kind of look familiar?
288
00:14:53,761 --> 00:14:56,198
Yeah, I get the feeling
we've seen a similar one before.
289
00:14:56,231 --> 00:14:58,499
One that eats
like a dirty caveman.
290
00:14:58,533 --> 00:15:00,667
Impressive stuff,
Superhero Jerry.
291
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,770
Looks like you absorbed all
of the energy from that sword.
292
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:11,843
Stay sharp, boys.
This guy's a freak of nature.
293
00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:16,247
♪♪
294
00:15:16,281 --> 00:15:17,848
[Gunfire]
295
00:15:17,881 --> 00:15:21,018
♪♪
296
00:15:21,051 --> 00:15:23,586
[Explosion]
297
00:15:23,619 --> 00:15:30,692
♪♪
298
00:15:30,725 --> 00:15:33,295
- Wow, Dad's a badass!
- Summer, go grab
299
00:15:33,327 --> 00:15:35,263
some weapons from the basement.
300
00:15:35,297 --> 00:15:36,764
I'll come with you.
301
00:15:36,797 --> 00:15:45,671
♪♪
302
00:15:45,704 --> 00:15:47,307
You're going down, sucker.
303
00:15:47,339 --> 00:15:49,707
I came fully prepared this time.
304
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:55,112
♪♪
305
00:15:55,146 --> 00:16:00,649
♪♪
306
00:16:00,683 --> 00:16:02,052
[Gunfire]
307
00:16:02,085 --> 00:16:04,286
♪♪
308
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,588
Hmm?
Look out!
309
00:16:06,621 --> 00:16:08,857
♪♪
310
00:16:08,891 --> 00:16:11,025
- Morty!
- [Whimpering]
311
00:16:11,059 --> 00:16:12,759
♪♪
312
00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:14,295
[Explosion]
313
00:16:14,329 --> 00:16:16,495
[Whimpering]
314
00:16:18,098 --> 00:16:19,866
We meet again, little boy.
315
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,433
[Tires squealing]
316
00:16:21,466 --> 00:16:23,635
Keep laying heat on him.
317
00:16:23,668 --> 00:16:28,940
♪♪
318
00:16:28,974 --> 00:16:34,510
♪♪
319
00:16:38,814 --> 00:16:40,283
[Groans]
320
00:16:40,316 --> 00:16:49,957
♪♪
321
00:16:49,991 --> 00:16:59,430
♪♪
322
00:16:59,464 --> 00:17:01,901
Hello, Jerry Smith.
323
00:17:01,934 --> 00:17:03,867
♪♪
324
00:17:03,902 --> 00:17:06,503
I'm never going to forget
your frigging name.
325
00:17:06,536 --> 00:17:08,839
I'm here to take back my sword.
326
00:17:08,872 --> 00:17:11,174
I've still got plenty
of soldiers.
327
00:17:11,208 --> 00:17:15,177
All we have to do is steal the
sword back and you're screwed.
328
00:17:15,211 --> 00:17:18,381
Take my advice
and call it quits.
329
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,315
My old friend.
330
00:17:20,348 --> 00:17:28,454
♪♪
331
00:17:28,488 --> 00:17:31,523
Boss, is that you?
332
00:17:31,556 --> 00:17:34,994
This is not a fight
that you will win.
333
00:17:35,028 --> 00:17:37,062
Surely you can see that.
334
00:17:37,095 --> 00:17:39,764
But this asshole made
a total laughingstock out of me
335
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:42,366
by destroying my reputation.
336
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,602
Dying for your reputation
is the Yakuza way,
337
00:17:45,635 --> 00:17:49,672
but not if it brings
down the whole gang.
338
00:17:49,705 --> 00:17:52,275
- Hey, boss man.
- Your orders, sir?
339
00:17:52,309 --> 00:17:53,741
Your men listen to you
340
00:17:53,775 --> 00:17:55,843
and will stop fighting
at your command.
341
00:17:55,878 --> 00:18:02,216
♪♪
342
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,351
Huh?
343
00:18:03,384 --> 00:18:05,651
♪♪
344
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:09,355
Now, let's merge our factions
into a single group again.
345
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:14,825
♪♪
346
00:18:14,858 --> 00:18:16,962
Well... Mm?
347
00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:19,030
[Grunts]
348
00:18:20,097 --> 00:18:22,765
Who are you two,
and how do you know Jerry?
349
00:18:22,799 --> 00:18:26,535
- Listen, lady, I'm his wife.
- And so am I.
350
00:18:26,568 --> 00:18:29,105
Hm.
So you were married, huh?
351
00:18:29,138 --> 00:18:30,906
And two wives.
352
00:18:30,939 --> 00:18:33,375
You must be the son
of Jerry Smith
353
00:18:33,408 --> 00:18:35,643
and the grandson
of Rick Sanchez.
354
00:18:35,676 --> 00:18:38,611
That explains
why I like the look in your eye.
355
00:18:38,645 --> 00:18:41,415
Hey, how would you like
to be my successor, kid?
356
00:18:41,449 --> 00:18:43,249
- Uh!
- Excuse me.
357
00:18:43,283 --> 00:18:47,119
- Both: Huh?
- But Morty is my son.
358
00:18:47,152 --> 00:18:48,786
- Thank you.
- Oh!
359
00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:51,556
♪♪
360
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,523
[Chuckles]
361
00:18:53,557 --> 00:18:55,193
That's my dad.
362
00:18:55,226 --> 00:19:01,431
♪♪
363
00:19:01,465 --> 00:19:03,266
I see.
364
00:19:03,299 --> 00:19:05,468
That's a nice family you've got.
365
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:12,007
♪♪
366
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,540
[Sighs]
367
00:19:15,109 --> 00:19:16,877
["The Other Side"
by Ayuko Saito plays]
368
00:19:16,910 --> 00:19:24,283
♪♪
369
00:19:24,317 --> 00:19:31,889
♪♪
370
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:39,295
♪♪
371
00:19:39,329 --> 00:19:46,901
♪♪
372
00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:54,241
♪♪
373
00:19:54,274 --> 00:20:01,847
♪♪
374
00:20:01,881 --> 00:20:09,219
♪♪
375
00:20:09,253 --> 00:20:16,893
♪♪
376
00:20:21,629 --> 00:20:26,599
Alright, everybody,
get over here and line up.
377
00:20:26,633 --> 00:20:28,735
Now we've got everybody
in one place.
378
00:20:28,768 --> 00:20:31,071
Time for another family pic.
379
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:33,006
Okay, science!
380
00:20:33,039 --> 00:20:34,007
[Warbling]
381
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:43,014
♪♪
382
00:20:43,047 --> 00:20:51,787
♪♪
383
00:20:51,821 --> 00:20:53,621
Awesome job, Jerry.
[Laughs]
384
00:20:53,655 --> 00:20:56,292
You're well on your way
to being a real superhero.
385
00:20:56,325 --> 00:20:58,792
It was fun, Rick.
386
00:20:58,826 --> 00:21:01,762
I've come to realize
that I was actually happier
387
00:21:01,795 --> 00:21:04,630
just spending time
with my family like before,
388
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:07,234
even if I was a sack of crap.
389
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,001
Are you serious, Jerry?
390
00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:10,903
You betcha, Rick.
391
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,506
Okay, let's do it
before you change your mind.
392
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:19,742
♪♪
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