Original subtitles

[indistinct conversations, air brakes hiss]

[rail cross dinging, rail cars clattering]

[car horns honking, indistinct conversations]

[indistinct conversations in distance]

Karaoke Bar - Dreams [upbeat music playing indistinctly]

Goodness, they grow up fast, don't they?

- [door bells jingle] - Oh, my.

Come in. Welcome!

[man singing karaoke indistinctly]

How's it going, Rick?

Good to see ya.

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Gen was showing me a picture of his grandson.

- He's so cute! - Yeah?

He's already in middle school.

You know, if my daughter was still alive,

I might have had a grandson around the same age by now.

Uh... um [indistinct]. I didn't mean to touch a nerve.

Sorry, Rick. Dumb of me.

Rick, have something to drink.

Great job! One more song!

[man continues singing indistinctly]

Huh? Wait, what in the goddamn hell am I doing here?

- [door bells jingle] - What's gotten into you?

We were just getting started.

Come on. At least one song.

Listen, lady, this isn't even my life.

- Huh? - Well, shit.

It seems like I somehow ended up

in another Rick's reality.

[Film reel rolling]

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["Love is Entropy" plays in Japanese]

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[Clocks ticking]

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[Lock disengages]

[Light switch clicks]

[Door slides open]

[Exhales sharply]

Are things so bad that this Rick's bullshit

is merging with mine?

[Rail cars clattering in distance]

This is what I get for overriding reality

so many times.

Jesus, is this where my life's going to end?

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Well, that wouldn't be so bad.

[Birds chirping]

[Jerry humming happily]

Hey, everybody!

Guess who just got done baking a space-berry cake!

Hmm.

[Humming]

- [Grunts] - Damn it!

Dad must have gone through Rick's shelf in the fridge.

Let's move, Morty.

[Both gasp]

Well, now, just where do you think

you're going in that getup?

Oh, hi, Mom. We...

We're going to look for Rick, okay, Mom?

- Huh? - [Ship engines whirring]

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- [Gasps] - [Ship thuds]

[Hatch hisses]

We can't just leave Dad out there by himself.

I'll try running a backtrace to the wormhole.

Well, I'm coming too.

[Both sigh]

You should really just stay at home.

I mean, Dad might make his way back here, right?

Are you saying that he's going to choose between the two of us?

[Sighs] Our little clone problem isn't important.

Fine. But the truth is coming sooner or later.

Oh, so this is where everybody was.

Well, guess what! Your dad made space-berry cake.

- [Ship engines whirring] - [Gasps]

[Ship whooshes]

- [Exhales sharply] - Uh...

[Sighs]

- Hmm? - Jerry,

have you ever regretted your decision to marry me?

Well, I... No.

[Grunts, groans]

Huh?

Attention!

We will now begin the execution

of prisoner 57330082, Rick Sanchez.

So I get to live my last moments surrounded by family?

Well... that's a little better.

Jesus, help me, Rick!

Stop freaking out, Morty!

If your brain survives, I know a way to regenerate you.

And worst case, all it would take

is one strand of hair to make a clone.

Jesus Christ, I've already got

a copy of your memory stored in my bunker.

But aren't those all my worst memories?

- [Squelching] - Aah! Aah! Aah!

Morty!

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Aah!

[Scoffs]

[Creatures warbling, trilling]

Aah!

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[Gasps]

- Elle! - You're okay now, Morty.

You haven't been digested or anything.

Those tentacles were just covering you up.

Thank you, Elle!

A little help, strange blonde girl?

- [Groans] - Stuff is disgusting.

I appreciate the save, but who are you exactly?

What are you saying, Rick? This is Elle.

Hmm? Another Rick that's not me.

God damn it!

So incredibly annoying.

Look, it's not that I don't remember or lost my mind.

It just turns out I'm not your reality's Rick.

Then why don't you just become our Rick starting right now?

Hmm?

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[Sighs]

Is this one of those illusion-of-choice things?

All you need to do is validate my existence.

You can do that easily, right?

I can't shake the feeling that I'm being set up.

Will everything go back to normal

if I throw this thing away?

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Oh, great, now I'm in a desert.

You should know I'm the type to get aggressive

when I'm met with resistance!

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Jesus Christ!

Somebody just explained this shit to me.

I don't care who.

[Munching]

Mmm!

My compliments to the chef.

[Sighs]

[Computer pinging]

So which of these red dots is supposed to be Grandpa?

It's not just one.

All of those dots are where my dad is.

The very least, we know that he's somewhere in this space.

[Jerry grunting, items clattering]

Hmm? Jerry, what are you doing?

- [Item vocalizing] - Hmm.

Hey, you can't just go through my dad's stuff like that.

- [Grunts] - Well, Rick isn't coming back,

and this house belongs to me anyway.

- Hmph! - [Crying]

[Gasps] Uh, h-honey...

He is too coming back!

Don't forget...

this is my house, thank you very much!

[Whimpers]

[Ship engines whirring]

An unidentified object is approaching us at high speed.

Look, all I'm saying is we always go to my room.

Why can't it be yours sometimes?

You think I'm hiding something!

Don't twist my words like that.

But that's what you mean.

I mean, you're always poking around

when you come to my place.

[Explosion, both gasp, debris clattering]

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[Both groaning]

[Coughing]

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Hard to believe that the Rick Sanchez

just showed up here to get himself arrested.

You think I'm that stupid?

My anti-gravity engine just gave out.

Well, now you don't have to fix it, ever,

because you'll never use it again, stupid.

My grandson has no part in this.

Return him to Earth, would ya?

Aww, geez, Rick.

He's suspected of being your accomplice.

If nothing comes up during our interrogation, he can go home.

There is no other way to escape.

You don't have to bother with any interrogation.

I'm Rick's partner, you butthole!

Wow. Your grandson is as dumb as you!

Way to go, Morty.

[Mechanical whirring]

I was trying to get us separated so you wouldn't slow me down,

but you totally screwed that up.

[Spectators gasp]

Earlier than planned, but whatever.

[Beep]

[Explosion, Gromflomites scream]

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- [Gromflomites gasp] - Resistance is futile!

This shan't be enough for you to escape!

We're not escaping.

That was just me sending out a signal.

- We're under attack! - What?!

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[Lasers firing, Gromflomites screaming]

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- Damn! What's going on? - It's the Defiance.

A little group I formed to harass the Galactic Federation.

[Explosion, Gromflomites screaming]

Aah! My spleen!

[Hatch hisses]

Up and at 'em, Morty.

It's time to blow off some steam.

Trash the hell out of this place!

Jesus. What are you wearing, Morty?

I finally found my calling, Grandpa Rick.

I've decided I'm gonna a member of your Defiance.

- Nah, it's not mine. - [Burps]

I just kinda scraped it together.

They were totally independent after that.

Well, I know that,

but I think this is a cause worth fighting for.

And what about your adventures with me?

I... I can't... can't go on them without you, Morty.

Sorry, Rick.

This is what I consider a true adventure.

It's your life.

Do what you want with it.

[Door whooshes open]

[Door whooshes closed]

Hmm.

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[Sighs]

He's bound to come back sooner or later.

The bounty placed on the head of fugitive Morty Smith

has been raised an additional $3 million.

Welcome to "Daily Propaganda."

Remember, criticism against the government is a crime.

And good news for all the snitches out there!

You can earn triple points for any tip offs made this week.

We look forward to hearing you spill the tea

and give us the "deets."

Counterfeit food vouchers are illegal.

Eight hours per day of service

at the human-powered energy production facility.

Any attempts to refuse or flee this duty

will be punished with authority.

[Paper bag rustles]

[Knocking]

- What? - Yeah, I wanna get the nuggets

- with the amapola sauce. - That'll be four tickets.

I thought they cost three.

Sorry, kid. They've been cracking down on us.

[Grunts]

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Huh?

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Uh...

Huh?

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Wow. Chicken nuggets, huh?

Guess you're coming with us, punk.

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Yo, this sauce is the best.

Man, we had a nasty craving for these babies.

[Chuckles, munching]

But you broke the law to get them.

Now they'll throw the book at you.

[Munching]

It's almost laughable how easily

I got into the central government offices.

[Laughs] You probably think you got the drop on me,

but it's just the opposite.

- Huh? - [Gasps]

That's the trick my grandpa taught me.

It's Space Morty!

And this is a move...

that I learned from Elle.

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[Rumbling]

What's going on?

[Spectators muttering]

Is that building coming down?

[Explosion]

[Muttering continues]

Huh?

The signal for the counter attack!

Smash those no good bugs dead!

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[Prisoners shouting]

[Laser firing]

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The hell's S.M.?

"Subsequent mark" indicating you're next?

[Gasps] Does that mean he's coming for our heads?

No, sir. He's not coming after our heads.

It means he's coming after your head.

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Hmm!

Hmm.

Isn't it about time you call it quits?

Stop wasting your time with this stupid crap.

Trust me when I say those morons in the Galactic Federation

aren't worth bothering with.

Everything's fine as long as Elle is around.

I mean, geez, Rick,

she's the reason that I'm still alive today.

[Gulping]

[Burps]

Guess there's just no helping virgins, huh?

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[Energy humming]

[Grunts]

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[Exhales sharply]

I [burps] get it now.

So you were the one who set all this crazy shit up?

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[Computer beeping]

Look!

- Hmm? - [Gasps]

What in the hell?

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[All gasp]

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- It's Grandpa! - Ah!

Huh?

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- It's Elle! - Huh?

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I know her.

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["The Other Side" by Ayuko Saito plays]

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- You're back! - Sorry, Beth.

- Didn't mean to worry you. - Hmm?

Well, since we've got everybody here,

might as well take some pictures!

[Laughter, camera shutter clicking]

Are you sure it's okay I'm part of the pictures?

Well, of course. You brought my dad back home.

That makes you family to me!

She can stay in my room.

Is everybody in the shot?

- Okay. Big smiles! - [Camera shutter clicks]

[Items clattering]

Hmm?

Oh.

- [Energy humming] - Ohh...

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Aah!

[Electricity crackles]