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We make 'em work to the bone
and then steal all the profits.
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We really are lowlifes, eh?
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Let's hurry and get this over with
so we can leave!
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With all due respect, Commander,
we are not here as invaders.
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Galactic law dictates that we give them
the time to make a reply.
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But we're gonna wipe 'em out
either way, right?
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They better hurry this up,
or I'm gonna miss the limited event
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in my "Battle Cats" mobile game!
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You're a real scumbag.
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Our journey to the next stage
of life is beginning!
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There is none among our people
who will pick up a gun to fight.
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Of course. We forbid those
sorts of ambitions long ago.
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And our society has flourished
to a great degree because of it.
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If this is how it must end,
then I say we quietly accept it.
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Sire. We are running out of time
to make a reply to the Federation.
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The end result will be the same
no matter what we say.
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Let us enjoy these last moments
of peace to our heart's content.
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We're celebrating your success early!
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Knock 'em dead.
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I'm all over it!
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Okay, fine.
We'll have a serious talk tomorrow.
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Just make sure to bring her with you.
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We need to clear this up.
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Bringing her along will just
make things more complicated!
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Are we really having
this discussion again?
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Quit trying to worm your way
out of it already!
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You just want to leave
this unsettled forever!
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No, I don't!
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The newest model of our neutrino cannon
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is designed to quantize entire
populations down to nothing,
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while leaving everything else untouched!
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It makes conquering planets less messy
and easier than ever before!
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Talk about convenient!
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All right, then tell me why the hell
that stupid bitch a key to your room!
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Because I dropped it!
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What the?
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Oh no!
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We're under attack!
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Okay!
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Now blow the hell outta them!
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Gosh, you know, I thought
I called the plumber...
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The legendary terrorist, Rick Sanchez...
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...is now my plaything!
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I've got axes, saws, and a long
browsing history of porn websites.
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Trying to hide anything from me
is pointless.
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Look, I'm an inventor.
Bombs aren't my thing.
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I just knew it had something to do
with Rick.
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I mean, the only thing I'm guilty
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of is causing our toilet
to flush constantly,
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which hardly warrants a response
like that!
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What is going on?
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There's no way dad would let himself
get caught that easily.
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Well, yeah, that was just
a hologram dummy.
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It's been rigged
with a destruction program.
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That you, Summer?
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How's it going with my dummy?
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Space Mom is tracking it now.
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Everything's going as planned.
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Hey, Grandpa?
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What are those guys after you for?
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They're trying to get me on some BS.
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They think I'm in possession of
an anti-matter bomb.
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You're not?
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Nah, all this gizmo does
is decrease entropy.
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Which makes the flow
of time go backwards.
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The theory behind it is simple.
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Though, I guess it's not
all that different from a bomb.
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Both are stupid!
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What's Morty up to?
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Exactly what we figured.
Goofing around.
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He's totally hooked on that VR game
you made him, Grandpa.
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Damn straight.
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I made that thing specifically
so he'd get hooked on it.
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Except he'll never come back
if he gets in too deep!
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Looks like somebody doesn't
understand the rules of this game.
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What rules?
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Aside from me, everybody here
is a throwaway NPC, right?
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Stuff it, punk!
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Our backstory is that we're after you
for stealing our money and stuff.
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And guess what?
We're suppose to take it back by force!
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What kind of shoddy backstory is that?
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Look, I don't have your money
or your stuff.
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Oh come on, the game won't progress
with that attitude!
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Just take a look at what you're wearing!
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So? What's next?
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Oh snap! It's coming!
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It doesn't matter
if it's a virtual simulation or a dream.
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So long as there are
zero logical contradictions,
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then it becomes reality
to whoever's living it.
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Who knew reality could be so convenient?
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Believe it or not,
reality is convenient all the time.
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But I always get saddled with
the job of making it make sense.
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So? What's next?
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00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,605
Oh snap! It's coming!
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00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,830
What the hell are you
trying to get me to do now?
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What's that, Grandpa?
I couldn't hear you.
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Just don't lose sight of me, Summer!
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Morty...
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I haven't forgotten you for a second.
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Who're you...?
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Have we met before?
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My name is Elle.
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I'm a warrior who controls time.
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I'm Morty!
And I'm a warrior, too!
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I fight with beam sabers...
Oh, but I don't have them right now.
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00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,225
So good to see you again.
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- Grandpa Rick?
- Goddammit.
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How long do I have to
put up with this crap?
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It is you!
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Sorry, but I'm not your Rick.
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My Morty is already dead.
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It seems our dimensions
are intersecting, even in this game.
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And the worst part, all of it is real.
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Multiple realities are progressing
at the same time.
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It's a doozy.
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Never thought
I'd actually see you again...
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You okay?
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Who're you?
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My name's Frank.
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I was the cowardly
guy who turned away...
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even though you looked at me for help.
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I remember...
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Please forgive the old me.
I'm sure he's paying dearly for it.
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You have lovely eyes.
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Despite the fact there are an infinite
number of paths available to us,
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we only get one life to pick from.
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It's pretty dumb, huh?
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And the dumbest part of it all
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is that we're the ones
who chose it for ourselves.
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At least in my case, anyway.
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El... Elle...
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So? What's next?
133
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,015
Oh snap! It's coming!
134
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,492
Why would a girl like you
be interested in me?
135
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:29,202
What do you mean?
136
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,454
Oh, wait. I get it.
137
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,164
This must be grandpa's doing...
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00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:35,959
What about your grandpa?
139
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,295
Never mind.
Forget I said anything.
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00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:43,466
Let me get this straight,
you're saying that I don't really exist?
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00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,686
Wow! Is this a gift for me?
Thank you!
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00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,565
It's the Nander Dragon's Tear.
143
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,069
I want you to have this.
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00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,620
It's the Nander Dragon's Sweat.
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00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:22,255
- Aren't you going to take off that suit?
- Why would I?
146
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,258
Why? This suit gives me
all sorts of power.
147
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,136
It lets me be a real macho man.
148
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:31,431
It's hard to explain.
149
00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:34,100
I guess I just don't think
it looks good on you.
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00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:38,271
{\an8}The man famous for his great wealth
and honor, Morty Smith,
151
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,148
{\an8}is now launching a career into politics!
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00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,699
Could you give me some time alone?
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00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:06,716
The man who established an empire
in a single lifetime: Morty Smith.
154
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:10,345
Although he had numerous romances
throughout the years,
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he never got married even once.
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00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,771
This is something you'll understand
when you get older.
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00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,401
There are some people
who remain so clear
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in your memory that
you never forget them,
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even if you've only met once
at a young age.
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00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:35,704
The final words that he left behind
remain a complete mystery even now...
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00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,501
El... Elle...
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00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,893
Just look at yourself, dear!
You need to face reality!
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00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,271
How are we supposed to feed our child?
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00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:34,429
So, I finally took off that suit.
165
00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:52,405
Are you there, Summer?
166
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,616
You haven't lost of sight of me, right?
167
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,118
I can see you clear as day
on the radar, Grandpa.
168
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,831
But your position is pretty unstable...
169
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,626
The coordinate axis is warped
and kinda looks like a snake.
170
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:06,126
Space-time is getting all screwed up
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00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,545
because of that gizmo
I mentioned earlier.
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00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,673
I don't even know where I am right now!
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00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:17,138
I'm guessing that my location is staying
fixed because you're monitoring it.
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00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:21,309
Which means I don't have to worry about
getting stuck in this hellhole
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00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,560
as long as you keep watching!
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00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,436
Except I think it's just a matter
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00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,939
of time before I lose sight of you.
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00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:27,482
Yeah, probably.
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00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,194
The portal gun is worthless right now.
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00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:34,322
You gotta guide me to wherever
the wormhole is, Summer!
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00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:35,824
Does that mean
you're coming back, Grandpa?
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00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,117
Is rain wet?
183
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:40,829
And while you're at it,
I need you to execute protocol 1098.
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00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,330
We're bringing Morty back.
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00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:45,125
Okay! Just leave it to me, Grandpa!
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Morty.
187
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:02,517
I knew it...
188
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,270
I just knew we'd see each other again!
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00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:19,617
Mission complete!
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00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,247
Found tonight's dinner.
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