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Tell me you found him. More importantly, the money.

You show up. Hugo goes missing.

Somebody framed me.

Do you think that Andy killed his own father?

- Oh, yeah. - Hallelujah.

Alrighty, here we go.

You don't wanna miss one of Maureen's cocktails.

Trevor picked me up.

He started smoking the same brand cigarette

as whoever was watching us at Hugo's.

If Trevor did it, then the money might be here.

Found me.

What did you put in the cocktail?

I'm not a smoker.

So if it wasn't yours, who gave you the cigarette?

Something's going on with Gareth and Leon.

They have way more money than an unemployed dead shit

and a station hand would normally have.

Oh, God.

I've woken up in the Earth Room.

I'm still a bit out of it.

The big question is...

what the hell is xylazine?

I think I have the answer.

Cassie!

Would you like some coffee?

No, thanks. I don't know what's in it.

It was just a micro dose.

Didn't feel very micro to me.

Yeah, well, first time can throw you a bit.

What, you didn't have a good time?

I wouldn't know.

Well, I would.

- And I reckon you did. - Yeah, I reckon you did too.

- And we took good care of you. - Yes.

We always take good care of our guests.

We found you out in the street, so we brought you back inside.

Put you straight to bed.

Where's Andy?

Uh, yeah, well, um...

Yeah, Andy and Trevor had a barney about some cigarettes.

Cigarette. Just one particular cigarette.

A cigarette?

Yeah, it was one that I bummed off Gareth.

Then Andy said he was going out for a whiz

and, uh, well, didn't see him again after that.

So when he didn't come back, I, um...

- Thanks for everything. - Oh.

Well, no coffee, then?

- Oh, I'll have it. - Will you?

You gonna sneak off and have a little cigarette with it too?

Don't be like that. Jesus, you fuck one goat.

You don't get cancer from fucking a goat.

Xylazine.

A common cattle tranquilliser

that some thrill seekers like to take in micro doses.

I could tell you the history of the drug,

but right now I need to find Andy.

Is he wasted somewhere?

Passed out from all the fun?

Or is he like his father

dead?

Shit. That's dark.

Hello?!

♪ Life is bad, so it seems... ♪

Andy!

- ♪ Make you shout, make you... ♪ - Andy?!

♪ Little voice in your brain

♪ Driving you insane! ♪

♪ Just deal with it! ♪

♪ For like one minute

♪ Ohh, ohh

♪ Just deal with it

♪ Ohh, oh-oh

♪ 'Cause no-one gives up... ♪

- Shit.

Oh, hi. I'm looking for... Gareth.

Yeah, right. Well, he's not here.

OK, no, that... No worries. Thanks.

What... what did you want with him?

I didn't think you two were, um...

Oh, no, no. Nothing like that.

Um... I was gonna interview him, actually,

for my podcast.

Right.

What, about cattle and shit?

Oh, no. Um, just about the town.

Said he was gonna tell me about the people here.

The history of the place. That sort of thing.

You should have fuckin' asked me.

I've lived in this town way longer than bloody Gareth.

Fuck, he's never here anyway.

If you wanna know what goes down in Bidgee,

I'm your man.

Right. OK.

Yeah?

Grab a pew.

Uh... do you wanna get dressed first?

Oh.

Well, what would be better for the...

Definitely fully clothed.

Fully clothed. No worries.

Make yourself comfy. Won't be long.

Nuh, I've got the cash with me.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

So I'll meet you at the port in an hour.

The tide will still be up, so...

No, no, it's the southern platform.

I'll meet you at the southern platform.

It's where they load the livestock, you know?

Yeah, yeah, that's the one.

Wait, if the boat's already there, tie it up.

I'll drop the rope down with the cash.

You take the boat offshore to the cruiser and...

Oh, you are fucking kidding me!

- Oi! Stop!

- Oi! Oi!

Oi, what are you doing? Where are you going?

♪ One, two

♪ Just trying to make it through the weekend

♪ So I can close my eyes... ♪

Fuck you, you fucking smurf cowboy!

Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Ha!

Argh!

So airport, then?

Uh, yeah. International, please.

Here, this bit coming up is bloody good.

Watch this bit with Noely.

I love pissing off Noel, man.

Is this the sort of shit you're after?

It's a sound recording.

Oh, right. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Yeah.

Fuckin' stupid.

I want to paint a picture of the murdered man.

So tell me about you and Hugo.

You're both into UFOs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fuck. First one always canes.

Yeah. He was in contact with the Alpha 'Centurians'.

Centaurians?

Yeah. Centurians. Yeah.

OK. Um, so actual contact?

Yeah, like, been communicating with them for months.

Ask, uh, Shoshanna. She worked for him.

Have you seen anything?

I see what you did there.

What did I do?

Yeah, the way you flipped it from Hugo and back to me.

You're pretty bloody good at this, aren't ya?

Thanks.

Yeah.

Mm.

I've seen 'em.

Yeah. And not just the lights.

Like, actual fully functional spacecrafts.

You stick around here long enough,

you'll fuckin' see 'em too.

Why do you think they're so, uh, interested in Bidgee?

Oh, well, that's the thing with Alpha Cennies, mate.

Unpredictable.

The Greys, they're different.

They're pretty much like you'd expect.

You know, they hang around America and Sweden.

They don't like our hemisphere very much.

Mm.

And what about the other people here?

Bunch of fuckin' losers, mate.

They'll probably say, "Oh, it's a weather balloon or some shit."

They just... they don't want to believe,

no matter how bloody obvious it is.

OK.

Apart from extraterrestrials, any other memorable moments?

Uh...

Hippies?

Yeah, there was this one time over at Charmaine's,

these hippies booked out two caravans.

They go to bed, they leave the candle on - fucking dumb arses,

and whooshka!

The whole place goes up, right?

Both caravans burnt down to the fuckin' ground.

I wondered what happened to those.

Yeah, but the weird thing is, right?

This is what's really weird.

Nobody remembers seeing any hippies.

So... Not that that really means anything, though.

Can be pretty bloody hard

to keep track of people around here.

Do you think it's a coincidence that the caravans burnt down

and Hugo's body turns up in his burnt-out car?

Fuck. Incineration.

You're a bloody natural at this, Cassandra, aren't ya?

Shit.

No, no, no!

God, no! Argh!

Dammit.

- God.

Alrighty!

Here we go.

Little peppermint tea for a... special lady.

- Thanks.

So I feel like I've given you

all the goss on everyone in town,

so what else?

Well, what about you and Gareth?

Any secrets you wanna share?

Well, why would me and Gareth have secrets?

Oh, no reason. I just thought maybe...

What if you tell me a little bit about you.

- Me? - Yeah.

About?

Like, what the fuck are you doing here?

Oh. I'm here for the podcast.

Bullshit.

No, seriously, I heard about

the missing man, Hugo, and thought...

Not Bidgee.

Here.

My house? What are you doing at my house?

I thought Andy came over here.

Nah.

Not Andy. No.

Wouldn't know where he is. So...

Well, thanks for that info. I'm... I'm just gonna...

Hey, did Gareth tell you about his plans for Indonesia?

A little.

Um, are you going with him?

Did he say I was going with him, did he?

He didn't mention it.

He didn't?

No.

Sorry. So he said I wasn't going or he didn't mention it?

Which fucking one?

Uh... he said he was going.

He said he was thinking about going.

Without me?

He did mention something about you and him.

Well, what about me and him?

Oh, just...

I don't know.

You wanna know, though, don't ya?

Nah, not really. I just need to get going.

Got stuff to do.

Alright.

Come on, then.

Where are we going?

Out the back.

Out the back why?

Because that's where the shed is.

What's in the shed?

All your answers.

You said you wanted to know about me

and... and... and Gareth and Indo,

so, yeah, we gotta go out the shed.

Can't you just tell me?

Well, yeah, I could.

- But, um...

I wanna show you, Cassandra, so... let's go.

It's just through the back door.

What? It lives in the shed. I'm taking it back. Come on.

Yoo-hoo!

Pies.

- Cassie. - Audrey.

Oh. If I knew you were here, I...

Nah, nah, it's alright. I'm leaving.

- Yeah. - Thanks for all your help.

No worries. Catch you later, eh?

What was she doing here?

Uh, she's bloody looking for Gareth.

What?

Hey!

Hey, stop.

- Shit. Argh!

♪ I woke up early this morning

♪ Found out I wasn't woke out all

♪ So I drove to work in my big black hearse

♪ Parked my privilege down the hall

♪ It's a ribald intervention

♪ And Samson killed the lion

♪ They asked me for my pronoun

♪ I sang, "Me, myself, and I..." ♪

- ♪ Double dreaming... ♪ - Whoo!

- ♪ Double dreaming... ♪

Well, that... that's mine.

Did you kill my dad for the money?

This ain't your dad's money.

Hugo never had any fucking money.

It was my money!

Yeah, well, this ain't it.

I don't care.

I need it. Please.

You're delusional, mate.

I'll pay you back.

I'll pay you back with interest.

- I'll buy you a boat. - ♪ Double dreaming... ♪

Bloody Yanks. Think you can just buy everyone off, don't ya?

♪ Shake down, shake down the undergrowth

♪ Break down, break down the animals

♪ Shake down, shake down the undergrowth

♪ Break down, break down the animals

♪ Shake down, shake down the undergrowth

♪ Break down, break down the... ♪

Leave a message and have a great day.

- Andy, where are you?

Listen, Maureen's cocktails

were spiked with cattle tranquilliser

from Gareth's work.

He and Leon are selling them

on the black market, I'm pretty sure.

What that has to do with Hugo's death, I don't know yet.

But... will you just call me back?

You're starting to scare me.

Yeah, I'm sorry, it's a 10-metre tide.

I can't help that.

Mate, I... I cannot come back tomorrow.

Do you know how fucking long it takes to get out here?

Yes, the tide will be back up in an hour.

Just bring the runabout.

I'm sorry.

Oh. Oh. Fuck.

I'm sorry.

You are pissing me off now.

- I need this more than you. - I'm gonna fuck you up.

Come here. Andy, where you goin'?

Andy, come here. Come here, Andy!

Alright.

I get half.

Me and Leon did all the work

and you waltz in and take half?

It's not happening.

Stay back or I drop it.

Well, then, you won't get any of it, will ya?

Neither will you.

Alright, Mr Bank Man. Put it down. I'll split it with ya.

- Get back. - Yeah, yeah. OK.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

OK.

I counted roughly...

How's your stitches?

What?

Leon was right.

I should have finished you off when I had the chance.

You left me out there to die!

You planted evidence to get me arrested.

God!

Don't drop me. Andy, don't drop me.

- God. - Andy, pull me up.

- Pull me up! - I'm trying.

Argh, fuck! Argh!

♪ The sea, the sea, the sea

♪ Is such a salty, magic place

♪ If you find yourself going under

♪ You'll remember the taste

♪ The waves, the waves, the waves

♪ How they're putting out my flames

♪ Whoa!

♪ That's OK

♪ I should be more tame

♪ So, Poseidon, give me life

♪ Let me breathe like a Pisces with blue eyes

♪ Or the Cancer

♪ Who's crawling by

♪ So I'm asking you this time

♪ Please don't you

♪ Let my love run dry

♪ I'm so tired of you

♪ Leaving me with a sigh... ♪