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Oh my gosh, thank you so much for helping me with your health.

Everything was so full, I couldn't even like book anything. Thank you.

Aw, I was worried, there was no worries.

Thanks so much.

Hi boyfriend and I, we love renting out our space.

Isn't that way we get to meet such fun people?

Oh really?

Like do you have like a specific like personality that you like?

I mean fun.

Yeah, like you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Well, I'm here for a convention.

Oh really?

I see your glasses. Do you teach?

Yes.

Yes, I'm a Spanish teacher.

Oh my gosh, that's perfect.

Donny knows a little bit of Spanish, but he definitely needs some practice.

Oh my gosh. Yes, I can't teach you.

That would be so great.

Yeah, I can teach you.

I need work too.

Of course, it will be so easy.

You and I are living together absolutely.

Perfect.

Yeah, right?

I love that.

You have such a beautiful accent.

Oh, thank you so much.

Yes, I'm Colombian, so it's kind of like the accent.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I love to cook.

I love to like wash like new series and everything.

I can teach you a lot.

I love it.

That's so nice though.

Yeah, you guys should visit Colombia.

Like it's absolutely amazing.

I would love to visit Colombia.

Hi, how are you?

Hi, how are you?

Summer, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

You too.

This is summer, huh?

Yes, I'm here for about four days.

So I came here for a combination as Spanish teacher.

Oh, maybe you could teach someone.

That's what I love to tell her.

You know a little bit of Spanish.

Oh, I hardly get by, trust me.

Oh, okay.

Well, what do you know?

So if I can teach you, you have to tell me what do you know.

Okay, well, like, hola.

Yeah, okay, that's my name.

Yeah, hello.

Hello, ¿estás?

Yeah, that's how are you.

Yeah.

Okay, so what if you are like, okay, if you want to say,

okay, I'm good, you say estoy bien.

That's "estoy bien."

Uh-huh, yeah, so that's "I'm good."

But something that you might probably need is like,

I need to go to a restroom.

Okay.

Yeah.

How do I say that?

Necesito.

Necesito.

Y?

Y?

Albaño.

Elbaño.

Yeah, you got it!

Necesito el...

Elbaño.

Elbaño.

Yeah, you guys are amazing.

You are the teacher, really?

That's so awesome.

No wonder you're a teacher.

Did I... I thought I heard maybe you saying you were a teacher?

Yes!

Yes, she was a Spanish professor.

Oh, that's what you mentioned?

Yes, uh-huh, absolutely.

So I'm Colombian so...

I was studying here, I love to cook,

I like to have fun with you guys here.

It's a memory grateful you guys have me.

Perfect, wow!

That's amazing.

This is going to be a blast, I think.

I know, yeah.

You've never had anyone quite like this.

Oh, really?

Thank you so much.

You guys saved my life.

I couldn't find anything.

Oh really?

Everything was booked, I think it's for the convention,

and there is like a couple more, so I was like,

"Oh, it's been crazy."

Wow, busy weekend.

It's busy.

Yeah, I was telling her that we love meeting new fun people.

Absolutely, yeah.

So I was grateful when I saw you.

Then I was like, "Oh my gosh, I need that place as a PE."

Yeah, yeah, we have tons of people in and out all the time.

Oh, okay, that's amazing.

Well, I have fun with you guys.

Absolutely.

Oh, we're going to have so much fun.

Yeah, maybe.

Oh, yeah, okay.

It's good to have fun while I work.

Yeah, of course, yeah, you gotta relax a little bit.

Yeah, I love Miami, though.

Good, awesome.

Well, alright, I think I'm going to head out to the garage.

I have to grab a couple things.

Okay, baby, okay.

You also had fun.

Thank you, oh, it was worth to meet you, too.

It was easy, yeah.

It was easy, yeah.

Oh, he's super nice.

Oh, yeah, he's a sweetheart.

Oh my God, I can't tell where you guys are together.

You're amazing, you're super fun.

I love it.

I love it.

You're so wise.

Oh, hi guys.

I'm sorry, I didn't want to interrupt you during the laundry.

I don't know where...

Don't be silly.

Well, I was about to do my laundry for you guys.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, come join.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I can throw this in with the next floor.

I'm just folding it right here.

We could probably even do it for her, right?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no guys, don't worry about it.

Oh, yeah, not worry.

Yeah, just, you know what, just set it over here.

Yup, I got it, I'll take care of it.

She's doing this stuff, this is no problem at all.

Okay, perfect.

Yeah, that's no problem at all.

Has your, has your, um, the convention?

Yeah.

Well, it's quite, like, good.

I mean, I guess it's just, like, really stressful to meet, like, a lot of people in different, like, countries.

Oh, gosh, too.

What are all countries?

Uh, well, I met a couple of people from Argentina.

Oh.

Yeah.

It's pretty nice.

Interesting.

Well, I actually met a guy in Brazil, is his from Brazil.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, and he speaks Spanish, English, and Portuguese, so that was really interesting.

Oh, yeah, you know what he Portuguese?

I just, no.

Yeah, I don't know, I can't say I do.

Really, no, I mean, it's pretty funny, like, it's so similar to Spanish.

Right, so, you can understand.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

But that was amazing.

What about you guys?

Who's work by?

Oh, you know, we've just been…

Fogging along, you know.

Yeah.

Yeah, nothing crazy.

Oh, okay.

But, yeah.

How many more days do you have?

I have, I didn't live in in today's, actually.

Two days.

Yeah, two days more, yeah.

I was going by so fast.

Yeah, right.

I was like, I just met you guys yesterday.

Yeah, it's been a great day.

It's been so much fun.

Yeah, absolutely.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, it's amazing.

Yeah, I really enjoyed it, though.

It's just such a warm person.

Yeah, I love it.

It's good vibes around here.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

I was a little bit worried, you know, because when you say you play with an unliked people,

it's kind of, right, you never know what you're going to get.

Yeah, I guess you're really like going to have a garage and shit with an unliked,

but you're being fun, guys.

I love it.

Yeah, you're a fun couple.

Yeah.

You guys are going.

You know what to say, like, actually, like closing the surprise?

I can't do it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Actually, I think I know, but tell me if I'm pronouncing it right.

Okay.

Ropa?

Ropa.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's what you say.

Yeah, she's great.

Nice.

She's really great with that.

Yeah, she's, you know, she's, I think.

She's so smart.

I think she's been on the internet a little bit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, you're gay.

Oh, that's sweet.

She's like, "I'm Spanish because I'm here."

All right.

Yeah.

I have a video that talks to you and smells.

Well, you can say laundry machine is lavadora.

Lavadora.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

You're saying really good.

Thanks.

How do you say put a load in it?

Oh, my God.

That's really hard to say.

Okay.

Put a load is, uh, poner.

Poner.

La ropa.

La ropa.

Adentro.

Adentro.

Adentro.

Adentro.

Adentro.

Dentro.

Dentro.

Dentro.

Dentro.

Yeah.

Yes, inside.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

That's a good one.

Yeah.

That's really fun.

Yeah.

I was telling her, but you guys should go to Colombia too.

Oh.

It's beautiful.

I was thinking about that.

Yeah.

We could.

We really need to.

Yeah.

You need to try like every single thing about Colombia.

Oh.

You really do.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Food is amazing.

Yeah.

People is amazing.

Hmm.

I mean, hmm.

It's super nice though.

Yeah.

Even though I love Miami.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Well, I'm going to get going.

I'm going to go get some dinner ready.

Okay.

All right.

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

I'll stand here.

Okay.

Yeah.

So we can just start this slow.

Okay.

Oh, thank you so much.

Oh, of course.

Yeah.

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Summer, what are you doing?

Hi.

Oh, guys.

I was cooking for you.

Gosh, that's so sweet.

Smells so good in there.

Really?

Oh my gosh.

Thank you.

No, it's fine.

I mean, I was your guest, and you were really nice with me.

So I have to do it for you guys.

Okay.

Oh my gosh.

Look at all this stuff.

Yeah.

So just me hard.

Oh, thank you guys.

No, it's my way that I'll show you how much I appreciate your help here.

Thank you so much.

You're so sweet.

Oh.

And this is your last night, right?

Yes, it is.

It is.

Oh my gosh.

I'm so fast.

Yeah, no.

I'm going to keep your numbers, guys, because I'm totally coming back.

You have to come back.

Yeah.

Come anytime you want.

I'm glad you're friends here.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We have people coming and going all the time.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my gosh.

That's amazing.

I love it, guys.

You have such a good energy here.

Aw, man.

Yeah.

So what are you making, by the way?

Well, I'm Colombian, but I met a Mexican friend on the convention, and they are teaching me

how to do, like, tacos.

Oh.

So that's what I'm doing, because it's my first time cooking tacos.

Oh.

The first time you've talked with us.

Yes.

That's amazing.

I'm a science blogger.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, my first time with tacos is the meat.

So I talk to me super carefully.

You like meat a lot, too.

I do.

I like meat.

Yes.

When he dives in startups, Smash always just likes bra Dietas.

She is amazing. She has been searching on the internet. I think she knows more than you. She knows every time that I answer something. This is our 30th. It's the same name. And I mean... How do you say banana in Spanish?

Banana? I don't know. Banana! I think... She is tricky. I know she is going to get it. She is a simple lady. She is studying. She is super smart. She has her doctorate. Really? Yeah. Oh my gosh. You see? You have such a cute next to you.

And this... How do you call this in Spanish? Cuchara? I should let you get some help. Wow. She has been doing that a lot. I guess she talks in Spanish. She has been doing that. She has to be careful of what I say. Now that she brought it on her set.

She knows. Oh my gosh. Wow. This is almost ready for you guys. Oh my gosh. Do you need some help? Yeah. Do you want to stir it? Yeah. Help her out. Oh my gosh. It smells amazing. It smells so good. Yeah it does.

Mmm. Oh wow does that smell good. You know I don't think I know how to say pan. Pan? Yeah. How do you say pan? Sartén. Sartén. Yes, sartén. Uh huh. It's funny. Okay, yeah. Sartén, sartén. See we finally found one she did? I did it. Yeah. You know how to say cookie in Spanish right? Cucinado? Yeah!

- Oh, see? - Oh my gosh, you're so good.

- Oh my God.

- What about some of these vegetables

that you're, we're gonna use over here?

- Oh, well, do you know how to say Kara?

Didn't you just say Sanna oria?

- Yeah!

- I think we need to let you get one.

- I know.

- I don't know what I'm doing, pushing hair.

- I'm gonna say carrot.

(both laughing)

- So silly.

- Okay, cucumber.

- Look at me. (laughs)

- Ah, hold on. (laughs)

- Oh my God, I know this guy there.

- I don't know, the only thing, you know,

everyone always compares the cucumbers to--

- Oh, oh, yeah, like bananas, yes. (laughs)

- Or dill though.

- Oh! (both laughing)

- Stop! (laughs)

- You silly. - Get rid of that old table.

- Oh my gosh. - Yes.

- Well, your cucumber is pepino.

- Ah, yes. - Ah, I didn't know that.

- She noticed you were like, oh yes,

I remember, yes. (laughs)

- Yeah, yeah. - And, exclamation.

- I kind of forgot this one. - Hot one honey. (laughs)

- You know what, I think I forget it. (laughs)

- Oh my gosh. (laughs)

You're so silly. (laughs)

- Yeah, I've been living here for so many years,

and it's hard. - Yeah.

- But everything, well, I'm gonna,

well, you know how to say,

I don't know how to say this in English.

Can you say that? - Of it.

- Hood. - Hood?

- Fan. - Fan?

Oh, it's like a kitchen fan. - Yeah, kitchen fan.

- Exhaust type of thing. - Oh, okay.

- Uh huh. - Uh huh.

- Because, in Colombia it's like that extractor

from the air, like, oh. - Yeah, that's what it does.

- Yeah, it is what I call an extractor.

- That is what it does, bro. - Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, let me know. - Go ahead.

- Yeah, just spin this. - There you go.

- Mm-hmm. - You're doing a good job.

- Oh, thank you. - Do you guys like to tell,

'cause like, how I ask you about it?

- He loves tacos. - Love.

- He loves. - Probably too.

- He can eat so many. (both laugh)

- Where are your favorite tacos, though?

- Oh, I love meat tacos. - Yeah.

- Yeah, just lots of meat. - A lot of meat.

- Yeah, meat too is my favorite. - Yeah.

- I can't, yeah. - Yeah.

- Yep. - All the meat.

- Yeah. - No.

- What else do you put in them?

- Well, I put some tomatoes.

You know how to say tomatoes in Spanish.

- She knows. (both laugh)

- I think she's lying. (both laugh)

- It's tomato, right?

It's tomato. - Tomato.

- Tomato. - Tomato, yeah.

- Tomato. (both laugh)

- This son of a bitch. - It is amazing, though.

- Oh my gosh. - Shut it.

- She stole a couple of your books. (both laugh)

- Yeah, I did so.

- I can read my books. (laughs)

- Yeah, I know, I was taking my time.

- Okay, I put onions.

- Ooh, is it Cebolla? - Yes! (both laugh)

- This one. - You didn't know that about her.

- Trust me, I did not know,

and she doesn't tell me any of this.

- Well, now I think she's tried to speak more

in Spanish with you. - I think so, yeah.

- Yeah. - We're gonna have to start

really learning. - Yeah.

- Okay, do you know how to say pepper in Spanish?

- Pepper.

Mmm. (laughs)

- Why don't you remind me?

Do you know? - I don't know.

(laughs)

- (speaking in Spanish)

- Ah, yes.

- Yes, I did know that. - She used to look at me,

"I know it, I know it!" (laughs)

No, that's so funny, oh my gosh.

And do you know how to say salt?

- Sal. - Yeah! (laughs)

- It's a damn regular. (laughs)

- Oh my gosh, no, I just don't understand.

- Maybe it's funny.

Maybe it should take you to a convention.

- Oh, yeah. - Next time that it came.

- Cool. - You can see it.

- Yeah, yeah, that'd be fun.

I can really practice this. - Yeah, exactly.

- Yeah, maybe next time we can go a lot

with a place or something, so you can drive.

- Uh-huh, yeah. - Yeah.

- We're loved to. - Yeah, you say.

- Huh. - So good.

- So what else do we have here?

- Well, it's almost done.

I mean, I'm just finishing the 30 years I've been in, so.

- Okay. - So I'm gonna look at it, but.

- Yeah, I mean, I can start putting them together

for everyone. - Mm-hmm.

- I'm gonna try it. - Sure.

- Yeah. - I'll see why not.

- Let's see. Oh, yeah, just.

- Yeah, just split them out a little bit.

- Mm-hmm. - Ooh.

- Just don't let it burn because that tastes super bad.

- Oh no. - Yeah, just like flip them a little bit.

- Yeah.

Okay, so do you know what to say?

- Tell them.

- It's still fire. Is it? - Is it? It's still fire?

- It's still fire. - It's still fire?

- Whoa. - Yeah, you're great.

- She is so good. She does a DMG.

- Wow.

- But do you know, I mean, do you make like tortillas handmade

or do I like them handmade? - Yeah, handmade.

Or do you show them at the store?

- I mean, I haven't handmade them myself, but.

But did you hand make them?

- No, not really. - Yeah.

- I don't know how to make them. - I don't know how to make them.

- Yeah. Okay.

So what is your favorite food?

- Meat.

Any kind of meat.

- Okay, so you're a carne. - Carne. Yeah.

- Yeah. - And what about pork?

- Pork, cerdo. - Oh.

- I didn't know that one. - And chicken.

- Pollo. - Pollo. Okay. All right.

- Oh, I think that one.

- What's your favorite food?

- Camaro. - Oh, sure?

- Yes. - Yes.

- Sorry, this is what I was gonna say.

- I knew.

- Yeah. - I don't know what it is.

- What is your favorite word in Spanish?

- Mariposa. - Mariposa.

- Do you like motorflies? - I just like that word.

I think it sounds pretty. - Really?

- It is pretty. It is pretty.

But you know how to say cute in Spanish?

- I don't think I do. - No? Preciosa.

- Thank you. - Yeah. So, tu eres preciosa.

- Oh, yeah, I'm like... - Yeah. You guys got it.

- Yeah, you see, like she's so afraid.

- Yeah, she is. - No, you are.

- I'm gonna run and wash my hands and get ready for dinner.

- Okay. - Perfect.

- Yeah, it looks about ready. - All right. Let me just go.

Oh, shit. Sorry. - Oh, honey. Let me get it.

No, no, let me get it. Okay.

- Let's both get it here.

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exhale

exhale

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Oh my God, you're so clumsy.

(laughs)

- You did it with this paper towel, right?

- Oh yeah!

Ah, oh my God.

- Do you want me to bring it?

- No!

- Oh, we got it.

- Wait, to get this done.

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