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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 [music playing] 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:07,000 , [music playing] 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:35,000 [music playing] 4 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,000 and we're matching 5 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:55,000 [Music] 6 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,000 [Laughter] 7 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 I love that we're matching 8 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,000 I love it, I love it, I love it 9 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,000 We're gonna have so much fun tonight 10 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:23,000 [Music] 11 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,000 Promise will help us tonight 12 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 Thank you brother, thanks for having us 13 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,000 [Laughter] 14 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 She's here! 15 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:41,000 [Music] 16 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,000 Sorry, my mom made me 17 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 She said I had to bring my brother 18 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 Okay, you have something to explain 19 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,000 I know, you do too 20 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:54,000 [Music] 21 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Since you know my parents are going uptown 22 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 and they made me bring him 23 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 you don't have any control over anything 24 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,000 He's such a merry-go-round woman 25 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,000 How are we? 26 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,000 Oh my gosh, okay 27 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,000 It's fine 28 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:22,000 [Music] 29 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 You swim over there 30 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Yeah, no, no, boy 31 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,000 No 32 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 The couch is so small 33 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 No, no boys are allowed on the beds 34 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,000 You heard them 35 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,000 House rules 36 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Fine, whatever 37 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 You could still be a part of it 38 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Oh no, it's fine 39 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,000 I'll just be spooning with little Wonderhoof, I guess 40 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 [Sighs] 41 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Right 42 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,000 He just, he is 43 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 He is 44 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 She's so cute 45 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 Thank you 46 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 I'm gonna start 47 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 I love all the sessions 48 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Oh my gosh, guys, I love all of our outfits 49 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 I know you guys look so cute, you're matching 50 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Yeah, me and my sister, we loved Matt 51 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,000 He's really cute 52 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 We do 53 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,000 Oh, and even the coordinated thuds, we loved that 54 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Yes 55 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 So what's the plan for tonight? 56 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 I think we should watch a movie 57 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 Okay 58 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,000 Yeah, I mean, first, definitely 59 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Slide into the sleepover with a little movie 60 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Maybe we can paint 61 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Yes 62 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Yes 63 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Yes, I love that 64 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Oh my gosh, this would be so cute 65 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,000 We need to like give ourselves little like massages 66 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,000 and everything 67 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Yeah 68 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 It's so scary tonight 69 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Yeah, my shoulders are pretty tense 70 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Yeah 71 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Maybe 72 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Nicky can help us a little bit with that 73 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Maybe 74 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,000 [Sighs] 75 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Let's paint 76 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 Yes 77 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Maybe 78 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:42,000 What do you want? 79 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Come down to our easels 80 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 The fuck's the easel? 81 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Those things over there 82 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Right next to 83 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 With these things? 84 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Mm-hmm 85 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Yeah 86 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,000 Oh, of course, yes, yes 87 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 How could I forget just your easels, Your Majesty 88 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Of course 89 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Of your easels 90 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 You go your eyes 91 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,000 There 92 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,000 We need to paint as well 93 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,000 Duh 94 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,000 Paint? 95 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Yeah 96 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Yeah, how are we supposed to paint? 97 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 The acrylic? 98 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Well, can you use your periods or something? 99 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Oh 100 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,000 All right, give me your paint, all right, here 101 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,000 That's why you stay on the couch 102 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Exactly why you're on the couch 103 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Sorry, you're showing away 104 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,000 Anyways, aren't these cute? 105 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Oh, I'm so ready 106 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Let's do this 107 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,000 So, what are we going to be drawing, guys? 108 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:34,000 I think I'm going to draw a straw baby 109 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 That's so cute 110 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Yeah 111 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 That's cute 112 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 What are you guys writing? 113 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,000 I think we need a bunny 114 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 You guys have such good ideas 115 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000 I really don't know what I'm going to draw 116 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,000 I might just start just scribbling on it 117 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Who knows? 118 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 Can you draw a freestyle? 119 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Just let it come to you 120 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Oh 121 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,000 A stronger body 122 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 That's such a good thing 123 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,000 I think I see our hater, but 124 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Yeah, like, right here, Haiti 125 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Well, they're not even at the party 126 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 So, oh, I don't know why they're hating 127 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 I didn't even know what paint it was 128 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 I don't know why he's not 129 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Can he paint? 130 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Oh, my gosh, did you hear about how John 131 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:20,000 was caught in the stairwell with his pants down? 132 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Are you serious? 133 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 When? 134 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Like, two days ago 135 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 That's why he hasn't been in class 136 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:31,000 That would make so much sense 137 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Can you know what else I heard about John? 138 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 He cheated on his girlfriend 139 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Yes, you guys can't tell nobody 140 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Okay 141 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Guess who is 142 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:45,000 the new science teacher? 143 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,000 I know, I know, it's crazy 144 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 And I know 145 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Guess how I found out too? 146 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Yeah 147 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,000 I literally seen them in her classroom 148 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,000 during lunch break 149 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,000 They were in there and I was like 150 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,000 I was looking and I was like 151 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Details! What were they doing in there? 152 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 And they were 153 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 She was in there 154 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Oh! 155 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Yes 156 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,000 I knew she was a slut 157 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,000 Just the way she dresses 158 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,000 I was like, you're a slut, why aren't you even here? 159 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,000 That's insane 160 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:22,000 The stuff that I hear in the teacher lounge 161 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,000 because you know, a little teacher's pet 162 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,000 Oh my gosh 163 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 They are dirty in there 164 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 And they're so dirty 165 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Because John got caught in the stairwell 166 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,000 Getting head from guess who? 167 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Rebecca 168 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Rebecca and the teacher? 169 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,000 Rebecca is the head cheerleader, isn't she? 170 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,000 Yeah, and she's a slut 171 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Wait, we doubled back, I didn't know she was a slut 172 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 My gosh, can you mind your business? 173 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 You're not even going to be here 174 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 All of them cross conversations 175 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,000 I know, this is an ABC conversation 176 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Right 177 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 So what are we going to be doing for prom night? 178 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 I don't know 179 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Does anybody have a date? 180 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 I'm waiting for Justin to ask me out 181 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Yeah 182 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,000 I'm waiting for Jerome to ask me out 183 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Guys, we were supposed to go all together 184 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 I mean, we can, you know 185 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 But I still want to go with a guy 186 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:26,000 because I might give it up that night 187 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 No 188 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,000 Yeah, I mean, we've been talking for a while 189 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,000 Really? 190 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 When do you think he's going to ask? 191 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,000 I think he's going to ask before the weekend 192 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Because if he doesn't, then I'm just going to force him 193 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Force him? 194 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,000 Yes, girl 195 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000 That's how you get what you want? 196 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Exactly 197 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Are we going to go to the football game? 198 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 When is it again? 199 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:58,000 I think they said it was the 25th 200 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,000 I think I'm going to test the next day 201 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Yeah, I've got to turn to my homework 202 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Girl, just skip the test 203 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Girl, you know what? 204 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,000 Bob, if you give him five bucks 205 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,000 he'll do it for you 206 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Yeah? 207 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,000 Yeah, I'm probably going to give him five bucks 208 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,000 You might not work 209 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Oh my gosh, I need more people like that 210 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,000 Yeah 211 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 That's pretty cheap 212 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 And then if you don't have any money 213 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,000 honestly, if you just give him one of your shoes 214 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:29,000 and let him sniff it 215 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 he'll do it for free 216 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 Oh, he's a shoe sniffer? 217 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Yeah, he's a big shoe sniffer 218 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,000 You know, I've always thought about that 219 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,000 of him 220 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 He seems like that little weirdo 221 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Oh yeah, he is 222 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Big time 223 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 and don't even get me started on like socks 224 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 He goes crazy to here 225 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Okay, guys 226 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 I have to tell you something 227 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Guess what teacher? 228 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Tessie 229 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Who? 230 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Mr. 231 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 What was his name? 232 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,000 The new teacher? 233 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Mr. Andrews 234 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Yes, yes 235 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 He's like 25 236 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,000 Oh my gosh 237 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,000 I can't believe it 238 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 And he's kind of hot 239 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,000 But I haven't texted him back yet 240 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 I don't know what to say 241 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 He asked me if I was going to the homecoming 242 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Honestly, John's kind of a slut 243 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Kind of 244 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,000 He's the slut of the school 245 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,000 He's more than just a slut 246 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:36,000 I know about three to four different girls 247 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 And they said 248 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 They're all tiny 249 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 Yes 250 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 I've seen a lot of Dicks 251 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 Yes, yes 252 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 It's because he's cute 253 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Yeah, I mean I guess 254 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,000 But like kind of cute 255 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 So I've all been great 256 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Eww 257 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 You know who I've been wanting 258 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,000 To give us for so long 259 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Who? 260 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,000 Josh 261 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Josh? 262 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000 Yes 263 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Oh my gosh 264 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,000 The blonde hair guy 265 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Yeah 266 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000 He is so cute 267 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 And you've been texting recently 268 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,000 He's so hot 269 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,000 Are you guys on out? 270 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Are you doing anything? 271 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000 Well 272 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000 We only like 273 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,000 You know 274 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Like, I give him a head 275 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,000 Yeah 276 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000 Oh my gosh 277 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 And let me tell you 278 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:40,000 One of Josh's friends has been asking me about you too 279 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Me? 280 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,000 What does he ask? 281 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Well, they made me just want to go like 282 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Out with ya'll 283 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 I think they just want to try 284 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Like to see which one they like 285 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000 You know 286 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 I don't want to try 287 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 I think they just want to run a train 288 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,000 Cause that's what's like trending right now 289 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 And it's just like dude 290 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,000 I have class 291 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Okay, I'm a classy girl 292 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,000 So many of the guys are horned on families 293 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,000 Yeah, like all I think about is like sex and shit 294 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000 And just like throw like 295 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,000 Let's go to the movie 296 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 That's why I like Josh 297 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 He like 298 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 He takes me out 299 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 We do things together 300 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000 Like he's not just those typical 301 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000 Little boys 302 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,000 You know 303 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 He just wants to like 304 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Pull out his pants and like bug 305 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 And it's just like bro, go on 306 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 Exactly, exactly 307 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 But yeah like come on 308 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,000 I have class like 309 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 Take me out to dinner parties 310 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,000 He's like weird 311 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Come on, it's not that hard 312 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 And they always like complain and just 313 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000 I know 314 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,000 So like bro 315 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Just pull my hand and like 316 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Kiss me on the cheek or something 317 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 That's so sweet 318 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000 I know like 319 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 If only 320 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000 If only you know those guys are 321 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,000 Hard to come by nowadays 322 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 You are, you know like 323 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,000 Especially for some reason in our school 324 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 They're like 325 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000 It could be just because 326 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000 I talked to a lot of the athletes 327 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,000 But the athletes in school 328 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 They are 329 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000 All they ask me for 330 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,000 Is tippings 331 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 Yes, all they do 332 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Like I don't even get a 333 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 Good morning beautiful deal 334 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 It's a good morning and without your tips 335 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,000 I know this is insane 336 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 I don't give up guys, my number 337 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 I just have to learn the hard thing 338 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,000 It's okay 339 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Life is a learning lesson, you know 340 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000 Yeah, she's crazy 341 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 You know what I think we should do? 342 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,000 We should, one of these days 343 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 We should go 344 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000 Egg 345 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Some people helps us out 346 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 Like, well mainly the boys 347 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 Because we don't like 348 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 We have to do this 349 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000 Because you know what 350 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000 They need to learn that 351 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Exactly 352 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Have some class, you know 353 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 Have some decor 354 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 It's not very demure 355 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 Very precious 356 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 You know, like 357 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,000 They need to learn that they need to take us out 358 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 We can't just keep doing everything for them 359 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000 Right, like just want to 360 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,000 Be my ally 361 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,000 I literally forgot 362 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000 Oh my gosh 363 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 When I was on the bus the other day 364 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 Guess who I see 365 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,000 The two people I see 366 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Who? 367 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000 On the bus? 368 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Yes 369 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000 Amber 370 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000 And guess who the guy is 371 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Oh my gosh 372 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Matt 373 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000 Matt? 374 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000 Yes 375 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Matt has a girlfriend 376 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,000 On the bus? 377 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,000 Yes 378 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Oh no 379 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 They were literally under a blanket 380 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,000 And I was like 381 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000 No way 382 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 I could never 383 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000 Like, never 384 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000 I took a little video of it 385 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 Like 386 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,000 Oh, what? 387 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000 What horse? 388 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000 What ace? 389 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000 What? 390 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000 So that's what I'm saying 391 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,000 And then I feel like I should tell his girlfriend 392 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,000 Oh yeah 393 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000 Yeah, snitch 394 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Totally 395 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000 She doesn't like me, remember? 396 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Oh 397 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Oh 398 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000 That's true 399 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Oh 400 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 So it's like, if I go up to her and I tell her 401 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000 She's not gonna believe me 402 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Nah 403 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Don't tell her 404 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,000 She's gonna think you're dating 405 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Yeah 406 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Exactly, she probably still thinks I'm on 407 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Ew 408 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000 What type of movie do we get so much? 409 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 Um 410 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000 I've always done for a scary movie 411 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 I can't do scary movies 412 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000 Yeah 413 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000 Not at all 414 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 There's a new movie called 415 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000 "Jew Your Shot" 416 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000 You should watch 417 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000 Yeah 418 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000 I don't know 419 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 You're the male towns kind of a sort of actor 420 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 No one asked you 421 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Whatever 422 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000 I heard that actor sucks 423 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,000 Stop talking to me 424 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Anyways, so we shouldn't watch 425 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 That's definitely not the best that one 426 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000 Totally 427 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,000 Wee 428 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000 Let me see your paintings 429 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,000 This one 430 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 Oh my god 431 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000 Oh yours are so cute 432 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000 Oh my god 433 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 I think she won 434 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 I think she won too 435 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000 I think she won 436 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 Yeah, you won 437 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000 You totally won 438 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,000 You totally won 439 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000 whatever 440 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Your strawberry is really cute 441 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000 It's alright 442 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000 But your bunny is adorable 443 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Thanks 444 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000 You guys did amazing 445 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000 I just 446 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000 I don't know what I was doing 447 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,000 You did your best 448 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000 I did my best 449 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,000 And that's all about it 450 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,000 A for effort 451 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Did we have fun? 452 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000 We did 453 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Amazing 454 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 So what's the movie called again? 455 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,000 "Jew Your Shot" 456 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 Yeah 457 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,000 "Jew Your Shot" 458 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000 "Burns" 459 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000 It's really good 460 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000 You know 461 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 Yeah, you guys are gonna love it 462 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,000 Oh so you're the only one that's watched this so far? 463 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Um, no 464 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000 I've heard good things about it 465 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000 Okay 466 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000 And I've been wanting to watch it 467 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 So I'm glad that you guys were here 468 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000 so we can watch it today 469 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000 Yes 470 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000 Let's do everything together 471 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000 Oh alright 472 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000 That's a lot of the type of thing that I know 473 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000 No idea 474 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Okay 475 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,000 Okay, I think I've had it 476 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Yes 477 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000 Yeah, that's it 478 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,000 It's that one right? 479 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000 Okay 480 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 The graphics are like so dope 481 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Yeah, it's already starting up 482 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,000 It's insane 483 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000 Oh I love the actor 484 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000 Oh yeah 485 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000 He's so out of mood 486 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,000 Yes 487 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Yeah 488 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 Have you seen that girl before? 489 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 She's in a one movie 490 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000 But I've never seen her before 491 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000 Have you seen her? 492 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000 Yep 493 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 Yeah, I've never seen her before 494 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Yeah, it's my first time too 495 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:11,000 But the actor, he is so beautiful 496 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000 That guy 497 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000 I don't know 498 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000 He's kinda weird looking 499 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 No one asked you 500 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 Turn up the volume a little louder 501 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Is that the actor? 502 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Yes 503 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000 Wait, can you turn it up and hear? 504 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Yeah, you're right 505 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000 The graphics are amazing 506 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000 If it's going to be filled with action the entire time 507 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 This movie is great 508 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Obviously, whoever made this movie did a great job 509 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Call me my man 510 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000 My man 511 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000 That's crazy 512 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Oh my gosh 513 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000 That's why 514 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:23,000 See, this is what movies need to start doing a lot more often 515 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Totally 516 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,000 And they had great actresses and actors 517 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:39,000 You know, she's doing a lot of amazing 518 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000 I love her 519 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,000 And you said you've seen her before in another movie? 520 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000 I don't know 521 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000 I feel like I've seen her 522 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 But she's so pretty, I just think 523 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 She is so pretty 524 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000 Mmm 525 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000 See 526 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 No, that's gonna make me upset 527 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Yeah, he really just left her 528 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,000 Insane 529 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,000 Insane 530 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,000 I'm sure he had his dreams in this movie 531 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000 It's just the worst 532 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000 Okay 533 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 I don't know why you have a reason to be talking right now 534 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000 Right 535 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000 Why are you asking that? 536 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000 What do you mean? 537 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 State the place 538 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000 That was funny 539 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,000 See, the reason why I love this movie 540 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000 It's full of action 541 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000 It's full of romance 542 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 It's full of love romance 543 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 It's suspense like, oh my gosh 544 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 What's gonna happen next? 545 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,000 Because if the dad comes out to be a killer 546 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 Oh my gosh, do you think? 547 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 Are we watching the same movie? 548 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Oh my gosh 549 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000 It was crazy 550 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 Can't believe the dad was the killer all along 551 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,000 They kinda knew it, like he looks dumb 552 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000 It's so dumb 553 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000 Even though he's hard 554 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 Yeah, the dad though 555 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000 No matter if he was the killer or not 556 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,000 He's moving crazy 557 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000 Insane 558 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,000 We need to have a number two come out 559 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,000 I think they do actually 560 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Once we finish this, we have to watch the next one 561 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 With the same actors? 562 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000 I'm not sure, I don't remember 563 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 What if in the next one the son is the killer? 564 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 That would be insane 565 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000 That would be wild 566 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 Seriously, are we watching the same movie? 567 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Yeah, why is he still talking like, bro? 568 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000 Anyways 569 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000 My gosh, I love your dress 570 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Yeah, I think so 571 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 I have a pair just like that 572 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000 You have to show me to this 573 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000 What shoes? 574 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Yeah, I feel like... 575 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000 I would wear purple shoes 576 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Or white 577 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 Oh yeah, white and bluish 578 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000 That's it 579 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000 It's kind of artificial 580 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,000 I hope she doesn't die 581 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000 What if she does die? 582 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 What if that's a ghost outfit? 583 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,000 Plot twist 584 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 Oh my gosh 585 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 I hope that doesn't happen 586 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,000 The suspense is killing me 587 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 I think I love the suspense 588 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 That's the best part about the movie 589 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,000 Yeah, but like it's just like action, suspense 590 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000 Like romance 591 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000 You're not going on right now 592 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000 I just can't believe that he cheated on his mom 593 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000 Esprit is like... 594 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000 Why? 595 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000 Like that's not sweet 596 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 Why is everybody so just blood in his mood? 597 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000 I don't even know 598 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000 They're blood, this is blood 599 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000 The theme of today is people are blood 600 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000 Slytherin 601 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000 There's too much 602 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Slytherin? 603 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 So what's the next with babyBetaLunch? 604 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,000 That's question number two 605 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000 Yeah, let's see if we can call it sequel 606 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,000 Yeah, perfect 607 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000 Oh, I think I found it 608 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000 Yeah, this one 609 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000 I'm so happy we're doing this 610 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Yeah, I love gross night 611 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000 This is so fun 612 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 Yeah, it's hilarious 613 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000 Did they change the actors? 614 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000 They changed them 615 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000 No 616 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,000 They should have kept the same actors 617 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 Do you think he's cuter or not? 618 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000 No 619 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,000 I think the mustache was a choice 620 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000 Yeah 621 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,000 The mustache was just kinda green all the time 622 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 A little bit, but maybe it'll work 623 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000 Yeah, yeah, let's see 624 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Maybe you'll die 625 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Maybe after we get a new haircut 626 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 Yeah, something good happened 627 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 But they mainly kept everybody else stuffed 628 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000 Yeah 629 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000 The girls are pretty still 630 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,000 We really couldn't afford him this next time over 631 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000 He's in that new movie 632 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000 He got popular 633 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 I think that happens 634 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 I know, they just wanna finish the sequel 635 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000 Exactly 636 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 I like, don't be popular yet 637 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000 Like, wait 638 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Then you can leave 639 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000 Calm down 640 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,000 I'm so sick of the Juniors actors 641 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000 I know 642 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000 I feel it 643 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000 I'm kind of enraged in the movie 644 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000 Yeah, this one's in the drama series 645 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,000 Oh, it's not 646 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 The mustache is a running off 647 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000 You wanna play? 648 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Would you rather? 649 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000 Yeah 650 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000 Let's do that instead 651 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Yeah, 'cause I'm getting a little bit bored 652 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000 Yeah, me too 653 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000 Okay, let's do that 654 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,000 I haven't played would you rather in Pages 655 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 No one asked you 656 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Literally, no cares 657 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,000 Okay, so girls 658 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Would you rather be unable to pee 659 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 without looking into someone else's eyes 660 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:14,000 or go on a family vacation to a nudist resort 661 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000 Definitely not on the nudist resort 662 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,000 Yeah, that's fair 663 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Yeah, I agree 664 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 I don't think I could look someone in the eyes while I piss 665 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000 or while I piss 666 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000 No, it's while I piss, I'm sorry 667 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000 Wouldn't be able to do that 668 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000 No 669 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 My turn 670 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:39,000 Be involved in a drive-by shooting 671 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:43,000 or have your STD test results become public records 672 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,000 You know 673 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 I think they would have to do a drive-by shooting 674 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,000 Really? 675 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000 Yeah, yeah 676 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Me personally 677 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000 You know drive-by shootings 678 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 Drive-by shootings, instead? 679 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000 Yeah 680 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000 I don't know how I feel about that 681 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,000 No one asked you 682 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000 Okay 683 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 Isn't it your turn to leave after this turn? 684 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000 Well, yeah, it's my turn 685 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000 Go 686 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,000 Okay 687 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Would you rather have a highly skilled hitman 688 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,000 hired to kill you for the next 24 hours 689 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:24,000 or have your hands feel like they're covered in looph at all times 690 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:27,000 That's a shame 691 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000 That's such a hard question 692 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 What do you think you'd say? 693 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000 Definitely the lube 694 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000 Yeah 695 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Yeah, I think the lube 696 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 Yeah 697 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,000 The hand lube 698 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000 The lotion 699 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000 This is so fun 700 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000 Yeah 701 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,000 Okay 702 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:51,000 So would you rather eat a popsicle made from the judges' urine 703 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000 or 704 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,000 always let out a loud fart two minutes into sex? 705 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Okay, wait, what was the first one? 706 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000 Okay 707 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,000 So you eat a popsicle made from the judges' urine 708 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 I guess we'll find a judge 709 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000 and make some P popsicles 710 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000 or 711 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,000 always let out a loud fart two minutes into sex 712 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 A loud fart two minutes into sex 713 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000 Party sex or PPP popsicles 714 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,000 Party sex 715 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,000 That's good 716 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000 For sure 717 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000 For sure 718 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,000 No, you wouldn't be anything out of the ordinary for me 719 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Are you always farting? 720 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000 Ew 721 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000 Put on the beans 722 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 I think it's your turn 723 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:47,000 Ooh, have a bird poop in your mouth every time you yawn 724 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000 Ew 725 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:53,000 Or develop a massive cold sore in your mouth every Monday 726 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000 Oh, gosh 727 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000 That is terrible 728 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,000 Hey, well, you know I do have that shitty eating grin 729 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,000 I would definitely 730 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:09,000 have to do a bird poop in your mouth every time you yawn 731 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Yeah, I don't know, I'm not a good cold sore 732 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,000 Ah, me 733 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,000 I'm gonna just burp 734 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 Maybe a bird poop doesn't taste bad 735 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,000 That's what I'm talking about 736 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000 Time for a tea 737 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000 Probably 738 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,000 You would know 739 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 I'm just guessing 740 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 Your turn 741 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,000 Okay 742 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Would you rather find a field of puppies with a steamroller 743 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:45,000 or have a naked picture of you published on the front page of New York Times 744 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,000 The naked picture 745 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000 Yeah 746 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,000 I would feel like famous badass 747 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 if that was me 748 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Some sexy baddie, not a cruel dog killer 749 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,000 Exactly 750 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000 Okay 751 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:10,000 So would you rather watch a sexy of your significant other and their most recent acts 752 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 or take two shots of bleach 753 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:20,000 So would you rather watch a sexy of your current partner and her ex 754 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,000 I honestly, I would watch a sexy 755 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,000 I would watch a sexy 756 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:27,000 No, I wanna see how they held you this way 757 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Oh exactly 758 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,000 Are they treating you the same way you were treated 759 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,000 Exactly 760 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,000 Exactly 761 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,000 Exactly 762 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,000 See, I love that 763 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000 We all be glad 764 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 Okay 765 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000 Okay 766 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:51,000 Get water-boarded at Guantanamo Bay? 767 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Guantanamo Bay 768 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000 Guantanamo Bay 769 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 Oh my gosh 770 00:28:55,000 --> 00:29:00,000 So get water-boarded at Guantanamo Bay 771 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:07,000 Or get robbed at gunpoint 5% of the time when you leave your house after dark 772 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,000 Ooh 773 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:14,000 I mean, 5% of the time isn't bad 774 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,000 Exactly, and how long are you being water-boarded for 775 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000 Facts 776 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:22,000 So, I mean you could also just not go after dark, it does say that 777 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000 Exactly 778 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000 No 779 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000 That's simple fix 780 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000 Yeah 781 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,000 Your turn 782 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Can you pass me that? 783 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000 Yeah 784 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000 In here 785 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 I'm gonna pick in on it 786 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,000 Okay 787 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:41,000 Would you rather find your significant other on an escort site 788 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:48,000 Or open your laptop in a meeting only to discover that porn is playing at full volume 789 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000 First one 790 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000 She knows what she's doing, right? 791 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000 I mean 792 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000 They're both terrible 793 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000 They're both bad 794 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000 They're both bad 795 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000 The part one can't be bad, that 796 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,000 I'm just kidding 797 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,000 Yeah 798 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000 Are you supposed to close it right after? 799 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,000 Exactly 800 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,000 I pulled the volume 801 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000 What do you mean? 802 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 The biggest one 803 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000 I'm gonna have to pick the first one 804 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 I'll be watching some questionables 805 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,000 This is so much fun 806 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:28,000 So, would you rather have a spider crawling your ear and lay its eggs while you're asleep 807 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000 Oh my gosh 808 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Or cut off your nipples with a butter knife 809 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,000 Oh 810 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000 Oh, there's no way 811 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,000 Oh my gosh 812 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 Infested ears or no nipples 813 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,000 Oh 814 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,000 Wow, you know 815 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,000 You're out of the ears 816 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,000 No one passed you 817 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000 Oh my gosh 818 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,000 I can't even like, I can't even choose 819 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 I can't choose no nipples 820 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 No nipples either 821 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 Because I was terrified of spiders 822 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,000 Yeah, I was scared 823 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000 And I love my nipples 824 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,000 I love my nipples too 825 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,000 I love my nipples too 826 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000 This is really much 827 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000 You have great nipples 828 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000 Thanks 829 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:05,000 Okay, I guess we'll do another one 830 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,000 Yeah, let's do another one 831 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,000 I'll do another one 832 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000 Same ones 833 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000 Oh my gosh 834 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 I had to better drop a shuffle in 835 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,000 Okay, have every dog you meet 836 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,000 Immediately start helping your leg 837 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,000 Or scrape the plaque off every 838 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:37,000 Or I'm sorry, off each player's tongue 839 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000 And use it as a salad dressing 840 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,000 Ew 841 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000 This is disgusting 842 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,000 I guess I'm getting hooked by a dog 843 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000 Yeah 844 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,000 You don't need some love at all 845 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,000 Yours 846 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,000 Okay 847 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,000 So, would you rather 848 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,000 I'm doing the webcast streaming from your bathroom 849 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,000 Or perform surgery on the loved one 850 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,000 Without professional assistance 851 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000 I'm doing the webcast 852 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000 I'm doing the webcast 853 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,000 I'm doing the webcast 854 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,000 I'm doing the webcast 855 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000 I'm doing the webcast 856 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,000 What are y'all doing back there? 857 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,000 Blow the whistle 858 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000 We're already on some nice cars 859 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,000 There you go 860 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,000 I think we all heard it 861 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,000 Okay 862 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,000 Three feets 863 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 Hello 864 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000 You're so annoying 865 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,000 Eat a human heart 866 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:33,000 Or make dinosaur sounds when you come 867 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000 I don't know 868 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,000 I feel like the dinosaur sounds would be kinda cute 869 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000 Maybe a little pterodactyl 870 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000 Yeah 871 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,000 Hi 872 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000 Yeah, I guess it depends on the dinosaur 873 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000 Yeah, I'm gonna be a cute dinosaur 874 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,000 I think you'd be a cute dinosaur 875 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,000 Okay 876 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,000 Now it's your turn 877 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,000 Okay 878 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,000 Oh wait, no, it's not your turn 879 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,000 So, would you rather discover your significant other 880 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,000 Has been sending your nudes to their friends or group chat 881 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,000 Or be forced to say yes 882 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 Whenever I want to ask you to do something 883 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000 You've already switched, which one? 884 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,000 I think you're probably... 885 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 That's a difficult one 886 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000 Probably be forced to say yes 887 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:27,000 Or nudes to your boyfriend's friends 888 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000 That is so hard 889 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:33,000 I know I'm hot, so it's like, might as well 890 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000 Might as well 891 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,000 But nudes, it's not that bad, I guess 892 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000 All we're gonna see is that you're super hot 893 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,000 Exactly 894 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000 Your boyfriend probably loved it 895 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000 They probably asked for it anyway 896 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,000 For girlie 897 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000 Oh 898 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:56,000 Would you rather work on the receiving end of a glory hole 899 00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:01,000 Or please, spin the bottle with everyone in your immediate family 900 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000 Ew 901 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,000 I would probably be on the receiving end of the glory hole 902 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000 Oh, yeah 903 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 At least, I don't know the glory in that hole 904 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,000 100% 905 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,000 Okay 906 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,000 See you next 907 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000 Okay 908 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:23,000 Toast your own hand in the toaster 909 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:27,000 Or exclusively date people 910 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:31,000 Opposite your normal gender preference 911 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000 I don't know 912 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000 Dating a girl would be kinda hot 913 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,000 That's what I'm saying 914 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000 I don't think it's too bad 915 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 Yeah, so I think I have to go with that 916 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000 Yeah, rather than burning your hand 917 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000 Exactly 918 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000 Posting your hand 919 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000 I'll just burn my hand 920 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000 Well, you're special, so 921 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000 Of course you would 922 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000 You're a 10 923 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000 Okay 924 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,000 Let's see 925 00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:01,000 Would you rather get caught with terrorist training websites in your browsing history? 926 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000 Oh my gosh 927 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000 Let out a smelly fart every time you orgasm 928 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000 Every time? 929 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,000 Yeah 930 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,000 So you're a terrorist 931 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,000 Or you have some nasty ass farts 932 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 I'd have to be a terrorist 933 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,000 Respectfully a terrorist 934 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:23,000 Just like promenator 935 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000 But it all will be terrorist 936 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000 Yes 937 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,000 Well, I'm a dad or a Italian terrorist, so 938 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,000 Shut up 939 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000 Why is he always so humble? 940 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000 Why are you so mean? 941 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000 I don't know 942 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000 Anywhere 943 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,000 Okay 944 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:42,000 Would you rather scam your parents out of their retirement money 945 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:48,000 Or lab uncontrollably every time you see someone naked for the first time 946 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000 I'm gonna get that breath 947 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,000 Easy 948 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,000 I have to lab 949 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,000 Really? 950 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 Yeah, I could not scam my parents 951 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,000 Oh, I'm scamming 952 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,000 Yeah 953 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000 I'm totally scamming 954 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000 Oh, you guys are crazy 955 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,000 They're gonna give me the money anyway for college so like 956 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000 I mean, it's true like 957 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,000 That's crazy 958 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:11,000 You have a good heart 959 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,000 I do, I do, I try to 960 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:18,000 Rely on the moment of your birth each year 961 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000 On your birthday 962 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:25,000 Or never be able to have sex with the same person twice 963 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,000 That sounds great 964 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 Yeah, I bet you'd say that 965 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000 It keeps things interesting mixing it up, you know 966 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,000 I just don't ever have sex with you twice 967 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000 Right 968 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000 It's your daily life 969 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,000 Anyways 970 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:46,000 I probably would like to relive the moment of your birth each year 971 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,000 But you would have them all like 972 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 Literally the whole thing 973 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000 But that's just like, that's so cute and sentimental 974 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000 Not grownly, that's embarrassing 975 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,000 Give me this, you're dead 976 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000 You're dead actually 977 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,000 Okay 978 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,000 Now 979 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,000 So would you rather have porn audio as your ringtone 980 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000 Or pee out a small worm 981 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,000 Ew 982 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,000 Yeah 983 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,000 Okay, porn audio 984 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000 I'm gonna have to do it 985 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,000 I'm gonna be exposed but it's fine 986 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000 You know, that'll just make it look freaky 987 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,000 What about you? 988 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,000 What about you? 989 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,000 Well, it's a question 990 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,000 Oh my gosh 991 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000 You're gonna be the biggest tension 992 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,000 Okay, have porn audio as your ringtone 993 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000 Or pee out a small worm 994 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000 Porn audio, absolutely 995 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000 Oh my gosh 996 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000 I guess it's my turn 997 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000 Would you rather be unable to get drunk 998 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:52,000 Or go down on someone with uncontrollable gas 999 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,000 Rather not be able to drink 1000 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 I'd rather not be able to drink 1001 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,000 Singles for me 1002 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Okay 1003 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000 We're all in the same page 1004 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000 I think it's your turn, maybe 1005 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000 Oh, yeah 1006 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000 I'm gonna lay down 1007 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,000 You girls aren't gonna be able to do so in this bed anyway 1008 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,000 We need you guys 1009 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,000 Just stop talking 1010 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,000 God 1011 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,000 I'm not a spot 1012 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,000 Yeah, see 1013 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,000 Why are you even here? 1014 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 Jeez, watch your legs 1015 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:36,000 So, get vanity plates for your car that says douche 1016 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:41,000 Or wake up naked next to your best friend's significant 1017 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,000 That's so easy 1018 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,000 Just be a douche 1019 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,000 Yeah 1020 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,000 I think it's my turn 1021 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000 Okay 1022 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000 So, would you rather 1023 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000 No, I rather this one 1024 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000 Okay 1025 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000 We're next 1026 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000 Two 1027 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000 Okay 1028 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000 Would you rather find your significant other 1029 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:09,000 On an escort site or open your laptop in a meeting 1030 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:12,000 Only to discover that porn is playing a full ball 1031 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,000 - I feel like we've done this one - Yeah 1032 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,000 I feel like we did this one 1033 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,000 We did 1034 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,000 These are crazy 1035 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,000 I need to try this one 1036 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000 Wait, you're gonna see this 1037 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000 No, this one again 1038 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,000 Oh my God 1039 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000 The same box 1040 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,000 Okay 1041 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:33,000 Okay, so would you rather be forced to remove your pants before sitting down 1042 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,000 Or only sleep with people twice your age 1043 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,000 Whoa, only sleep with people twice my age 1044 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,000 Say anything 1045 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000 I'll write my granddaddy dick 1046 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000 Nice, baby 1047 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:56,000 Would you rather have sex with the first person you see after leaving the room 1048 00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:01,000 Or be forced to announce when you have to poop to everyone in your room 1049 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000 Why are you doing that? 1050 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000 Okay 1051 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,000 I didn't know what you were saying 1052 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,000 Okay, because you know what I was saying 1053 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,000 Alright 1054 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:15,000 Would you rather have everyone in the room discover your darkest secrets 1055 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000 Or 1056 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000 I want to do the slugging thing 1057 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000 I'm gonna do the slugging thing 1058 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000 Okay 1059 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,000 Or 1060 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,000 Only be able to eat things you find in a public trash can 1061 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,000 Oh 1062 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:35,000 What's the first crack you have everyone in the room discover your darkest secrets 1063 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,000 Or only be 1064 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,000 Or only be able to eat things you find in a public trash can 1065 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000 I'll be the last 1066 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:49,000 Honestly, you could find some pretty good food in the trash can 1067 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000 Oh my God 1068 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000 It could be at the very top, not touching anything 1069 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000 Exactly 1070 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,000 I'm gonna be shameless 1071 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000 It's still a trash 1072 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,000 I don't know 1073 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,000 That's gross 1074 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,000 I think 1075 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,000 I think my darkest secrets gonna have to come out 1076 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000 That's 1077 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000 What? 1078 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000 Oh, she can skip it 1079 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,000 It's okay 1080 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000 I can't have that one 1081 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000 That one's like crazy 1082 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000 Okay 1083 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000 You eat a puppy 1084 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 No, I know it's terrible 1085 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:27,000 Or only be able to orgasm when you're alone 1086 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 I'm pretty used to that anyway 1087 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,000 Of course, right 1088 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000 Eating puppies, I mean 1089 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,000 I would probably have to choose the 1090 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000 Only be able to orgasm when you're alone 1091 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000 Puppies are too cute 1092 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000 They are too cute 1093 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000 Okay, you're puppy 1094 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,000 Okay 1095 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:53,000 So would you rather instinctively know when everyone you know is going to die 1096 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:56,000 but be unable to do anything about it 1097 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,000 or shower for two minutes with boiling hot water 1098 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000 Oh my gosh 1099 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,000 Boiling hot water 1100 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,000 Boiling hot water 1101 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,000 That's so stressful 1102 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,000 How do you take showers like that? 1103 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000 Me too 1104 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,000 It's musting 1105 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,000 Okay 1106 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,000 Let's see 1107 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,000 Hmm 1108 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:25,000 Would you rather drink a cup of your... 1109 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,000 I can't do this one 1110 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000 I can't do it 1111 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,000 Oh my God, I can't do this one either 1112 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,000 Alright 1113 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:43,000 Would you rather have your significant other leave you for your best friend 1114 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,000 or eat a Twinkie filled with Steven 1115 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,000 Ew 1116 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,000 That is gross 1117 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000 That's disgusting 1118 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,000 That is gross 1119 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,000 I don't know 1120 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000 I don't know if I could do that one 1121 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000 I think I... 1122 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000 I couldn't eat the Twinkie 1123 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,000 It's good 1124 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,000 There's no way 1125 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000 There's no way 1126 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000 I think I could do the Twinkie 1127 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000 I think you all could do the Twinkie 1128 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,000 Yeah 1129 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000 You should do the Twinkie 1130 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000 I ain't doing the Twinkie 1131 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,000 He would totally do the Twinkie 1132 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000 My turn 1133 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000 Okay 1134 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:26,000 Have a fat bald man appear out of nowhere 1135 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:31,000 and hit you and hit on you every time you sneeze 1136 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:35,000 or stare and sound a... 1137 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000 That sounds really disturbing 1138 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,000 You're really disturbing 1139 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,000 Oh wow 1140 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,000 That was about safe 1141 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,000 I'm uncontrollably every time you smell farts 1142 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,000 I can't pick 1143 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,000 What the fuck 1144 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000 There's no way 1145 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,000 You got a new heart? 1146 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,000 Yeah 1147 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000 Yeah, that would scare me 1148 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,000 Okay 1149 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,000 Try some new ones 1150 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,000 Thank you 1151 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,000 Oh 1152 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000 Dialone 1153 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,000 Or have a corkscrew 1154 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000 twisted into your belly button 1155 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,000 I have to dial it 1156 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,000 You have to dial it 1157 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,000 There's no way 1158 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,000 Yeah 1159 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,000 Who's writing this? 1160 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 This is sensitive 1161 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,000 You're a good guy 1162 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,000 I'll take you 1163 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,000 Okay 1164 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,000 So would you rather pretend you're a cat 1165 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,000 and give someone in the room a tongue bath 1166 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,000 or have sex with a dead person 1167 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000 That is crazy 1168 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000 I'm gonna have to be a cat 1169 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,000 I don't want to call one 1170 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,000 I'm gonna have to be a... 1171 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,000 per 1172 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000 Literally per 1173 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000 Anyway 1174 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000 Okay 1175 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,000 Would you rather have triplets with someone 1176 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000 you only met glints 1177 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:56,000 or wear a ball gag for the next 72 hours 1178 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,000 The ball gag 1179 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,000 The ball gag 1180 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000 The ball gag 1181 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000 Triplets is 18 years middle 1182 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,000 Yeah 1183 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,000 Absolutely 1184 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,000 That's a lot 1185 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000 You said 18 years middle 1186 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,000 Yeah 1187 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,000 Okay 1188 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,000 So become a prostitute for a year 1189 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000 or lose your sex organs 1190 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000 Prostitute it is 1191 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000 That was an easy one 1192 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,000 Real simple and right to the point 1193 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,000 It's a show 1194 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,000 Okay 1195 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,000 So would you rather be unable to wear clothes 1196 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:36,000 or have everyone in the room die except for you 1197 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,100 - Noodle. 1198 00:45:37,100 --> 00:45:38,180 - Noodle? 1199 00:45:38,180 --> 00:45:39,020 - Noodle. 1200 00:45:39,020 --> 00:45:40,580 - Or duck. 1201 00:45:40,580 --> 00:45:41,620 - Noodle. 1202 00:45:41,620 --> 00:45:42,460 - Noodle. 1203 00:45:42,460 --> 00:45:43,280 - Yeah. 1204 00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:44,600 - First shirt. 1205 00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:45,440 - Naked. 1206 00:45:51,940 --> 00:45:54,900 - Okay, which one would you guys pick? 1207 00:45:54,900 --> 00:45:57,760 The five shots of tequila every morning, 1208 00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,800 or participating in a nursing home? 1209 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:01,640 - Tequila. 1210 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:02,600 - Tequila. 1211 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,440 - Tequila, too. 1212 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,700 - As much as I hated. 1213 00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:05,940 - Okay. 1214 00:46:05,940 --> 00:46:06,780 - Your turn. 1215 00:46:11,300 --> 00:46:13,060 - Thanks. 1216 00:46:13,060 --> 00:46:17,900 - Alright, would you rather randomly find a dead body 1217 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:21,800 in your closet, or swallow a used condom 1218 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,860 you found on the sidewalk? 1219 00:46:23,860 --> 00:46:24,860 - The sidewalk. 1220 00:46:26,420 --> 00:46:28,780 - The worst one you've been in. 1221 00:46:28,780 --> 00:46:31,320 - I would have said that it's just a normal day for you. 1222 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:32,160 - Right. 1223 00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,200 - I would have not to pick. 1224 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,880 - You have to pick something. 1225 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:39,220 - I would randomly find a dead body. 1226 00:46:39,220 --> 00:46:40,060 - Oh! 1227 00:46:40,060 --> 00:46:40,900 - Yeah? 1228 00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:44,180 - 'Cause you don't know who used that condom, you know? 1229 00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:45,380 - You know, you're right. 1230 00:46:45,380 --> 00:46:46,800 - So it's like. 1231 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,820 - And it's harmless, you know, it's just sitting in your closet. 1232 00:46:49,820 --> 00:46:51,220 - I guess so. 1233 00:46:51,220 --> 00:46:55,540 - Okay, be hungover for the rest of your life, 1234 00:46:55,540 --> 00:47:00,540 or lose a week of life every time you have sex. 1235 00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:02,860 (gasps) 1236 00:47:02,860 --> 00:47:04,780 Oh, that is terrible. 1237 00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:07,120 (laughs) 1238 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,620 - I don't know which one I would pick. 1239 00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:12,360 (humming) 1240 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,480 - That would be crazy. 1241 00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:14,320 - Yeah, that would be crazy. 1242 00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:15,160 - It's too hard. 1243 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,400 - I can't even get one. 1244 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:18,240 - Okay. 1245 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:24,200 - Okay, so would you rather train daily with the judge? 1246 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,860 Who is the judge? 1247 00:47:25,860 --> 00:47:27,220 Who is the judge? 1248 00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:29,980 Unless you can put your whole fist in the. 1249 00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:31,100 - Maybe I'm the judge. 1250 00:47:31,100 --> 00:47:31,940 - You're the judge. 1251 00:47:31,940 --> 00:47:32,780 - All Teehee. 1252 00:47:32,780 --> 00:47:33,620 (laughs) 1253 00:47:33,620 --> 00:47:34,460 - I think. 1254 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,680 Okay, so train daily with the judge, 1255 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,540 until you can put your whole fist in their anus, 1256 00:47:40,540 --> 00:47:44,920 or get mulled by a pack of sturdy pimples. 1257 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,240 - I have to get mulled. 1258 00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:47,160 - You have to get mulled? 1259 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:48,000 - Yes. 1260 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:49,960 - I'm fisting. 1261 00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,040 - You're fisting me? 1262 00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:51,880 Maybe later. 1263 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,960 (laughs) 1264 00:47:58,120 --> 00:47:58,960 - Okay. 1265 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,120 (panting) 1266 00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:05,320 - Give pedicures to an entire nursing home. 1267 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:06,560 (laughs) 1268 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:07,400 Or, 1269 00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,660 Google publishes your search history. 1270 00:48:14,020 --> 00:48:16,600 I'd have to be in nursing homes. 1271 00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,740 - I'm getting exposed. 1272 00:48:18,740 --> 00:48:19,580 - What? 1273 00:48:19,580 --> 00:48:21,500 - I'm jumping in pedicures. 1274 00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:22,340 - I don't think so. 1275 00:48:22,340 --> 00:48:23,780 I don't think so. 1276 00:48:23,780 --> 00:48:25,180 - Really? 1277 00:48:25,180 --> 00:48:27,060 - That's crazy. 1278 00:48:27,060 --> 00:48:27,900 - Terrible. 1279 00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:30,900 (sniffs) 1280 00:48:31,900 --> 00:48:32,740 - All right. 1281 00:48:32,740 --> 00:48:36,120 - Would you rather get three tattoos of your mother's face 1282 00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:37,360 surrounding your genitals? 1283 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:38,360 - Oh, wait a minute. 1284 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,980 - That is crazy. 1285 00:48:39,980 --> 00:48:44,660 - Or, eat all that hair from a stranger's shower's drain trap? 1286 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:46,520 - Oh, no. 1287 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,360 - Neither. 1288 00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:48,200 - Neither? 1289 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:50,200 (laughs) 1290 00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,040 - 'Cause that just sounds-- 1291 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:52,360 - That's disgusting. 1292 00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,920 - That is a both bad. 1293 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,200 - I'm really terrible. 1294 00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,560 - I'm just gonna have to ask you. 1295 00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:58,400 (laughs) 1296 00:48:58,400 --> 00:48:59,240 - No comment. 1297 00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:00,080 - No comment. 1298 00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,320 (sniffs) 1299 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,520 - Tone a sumo wrestler's ass? 1300 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:11,260 (laughs) 1301 00:49:11,260 --> 00:49:12,100 - Four words. 1302 00:49:12,100 --> 00:49:14,020 (sniffs) 1303 00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:17,900 - Poop 100 gallons of Heinz ketchup. 1304 00:49:17,900 --> 00:49:18,940 - Okay. 1305 00:49:18,940 --> 00:49:19,780 - Thank you. 1306 00:49:19,780 --> 00:49:21,340 - Anybody got a burp? 1307 00:49:21,340 --> 00:49:22,940 (laughs) 1308 00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:24,320 - He's literally the worst. 1309 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:25,160 - He is. 1310 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:26,240 - I was making comments. 1311 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:27,080 - Wow. 1312 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:28,680 - He's saying-- - I wanna feed him stuff. 1313 00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,000 - He's good at little. 1314 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,680 - You're only here 'cause mom made me. 1315 00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:35,720 - Yeah, well, I mean, I have to be here. 1316 00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:36,960 - I mean, they're all listening to you. 1317 00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,600 - But, would you wrap there? 1318 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,760 Have a condom fall out of your pocket 1319 00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:45,080 immediately after anyone compliments you? 1320 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:48,240 Or remove one of your eyeballs with a spoon. 1321 00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:49,880 - The first one. - First one. 1322 00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:50,720 - Cool. - Yeah. 1323 00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:51,640 - Absolutely. 1324 00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,000 No question about it. 1325 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,680 (laughs) 1326 00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:55,520 - Get there. 1327 00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:57,600 (sniffs) 1328 00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:03,000 - Would you rather amputate a friend's leg 1329 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,740 without paying killers? 1330 00:50:05,740 --> 00:50:10,080 Or die in 2035? 1331 00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:11,700 - Die in 2035. 1332 00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:14,320 - Oh, yeah, you're such a good friend. 1333 00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:15,160 - I knew that. 1334 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,920 - My friend's not gonna have a leg. 1335 00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,200 - Oh, my-- - Yeah. 1336 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:19,160 (laughs) 1337 00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:20,000 Respect. 1338 00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,880 - I hope we're not friends in the scenarios. 1339 00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,200 - No, it would be you. 1340 00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,880 It would be somebody else. 1341 00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,840 (laughs) 1342 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:27,680 - My friend. 1343 00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:32,260 Okay, all we be arrested, or I'm sorry, 1344 00:50:32,260 --> 00:50:35,580 all we be attracted to people who think you're ugly, 1345 00:50:35,580 --> 00:50:36,420 that's sad. 1346 00:50:36,420 --> 00:50:37,740 - That's sad. 1347 00:50:37,740 --> 00:50:42,420 - Or be required to squeeze the ass of every person you hug. 1348 00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:45,100 - I got it, these are-- - Me too. 1349 00:50:45,100 --> 00:50:46,940 (laughs) 1350 00:50:46,940 --> 00:50:49,460 - You all-- (laughs) 1351 00:50:49,460 --> 00:50:50,820 (sniffs) 1352 00:50:50,820 --> 00:50:51,660 - Okay. 1353 00:50:51,660 --> 00:50:53,740 (sniffs) 1354 00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:58,420 - All right, would you rather-- 1355 00:50:58,420 --> 00:51:03,420 cut one of your ears with a pair of children's safety scissors, 1356 00:51:03,540 --> 00:51:06,740 or have everyone be convinced that you've had sex with-- 1357 00:51:06,740 --> 00:51:08,900 (sniffs) 1358 00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:09,940 I don't like this one. 1359 00:51:09,940 --> 00:51:11,600 (laughs) 1360 00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,220 Respect. - Let's switch it up. 1361 00:51:13,220 --> 00:51:14,800 - Yeah, I don't know. 1362 00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:16,660 (sniffs) 1363 00:51:16,660 --> 00:51:17,500 Okay. 1364 00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:18,740 (sniffs) 1365 00:51:18,740 --> 00:51:22,100 Okay, cut off one of your ears with a pair of children's 1366 00:51:22,100 --> 00:51:25,780 safety scissors, or have someone snip your Achilles tendon 1367 00:51:25,780 --> 00:51:26,940 with garden shears. 1368 00:51:26,940 --> 00:51:28,560 - Oh my gosh. (laughs) 1369 00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:29,640 - That's bad. 1370 00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:30,480 (laughs) 1371 00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:33,420 - It's either your ear, or your Achilles tendons. 1372 00:51:33,420 --> 00:51:35,180 - So you can't walk. 1373 00:51:35,180 --> 00:51:36,020 - Yeah. 1374 00:51:36,020 --> 00:51:37,880 - Or your, a famous painter. 1375 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,540 (sniffs) 1376 00:51:39,540 --> 00:51:41,540 - That's one way of looking at it. 1377 00:51:41,540 --> 00:51:43,800 (sniffs) 1378 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:44,880 - I think your ear. 1379 00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:45,720 (sniffs) 1380 00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:46,640 - What do you think? 1381 00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:47,480 What do you think? 1382 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:48,700 - I don't know, what's the next one? 1383 00:51:48,700 --> 00:51:50,740 - No, you pick, I'll let you pick one, 1384 00:51:50,740 --> 00:51:53,380 since you've just been not doing anything 1385 00:51:53,380 --> 00:51:54,700 this whole round like-- - Here. 1386 00:51:54,700 --> 00:51:55,540 - Here. 1387 00:51:55,540 --> 00:51:56,380 - You read it. 1388 00:51:56,380 --> 00:51:57,220 - Okay. 1389 00:51:57,220 --> 00:52:00,540 - You do not, there it goes. - You need to read it yourself. 1390 00:52:00,540 --> 00:52:02,860 You've been just laying there, doing nothing. 1391 00:52:02,860 --> 00:52:04,660 - All right, all right, all right, just hand card. 1392 00:52:04,660 --> 00:52:05,940 - No, get up. 1393 00:52:05,940 --> 00:52:06,780 (sighs) 1394 00:52:06,780 --> 00:52:07,900 - Right now. 1395 00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:10,060 - You need to do what she says. 1396 00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:11,740 (sniffs) 1397 00:52:11,740 --> 00:52:14,740 - I know, I'll be a lazy bones. 1398 00:52:14,740 --> 00:52:16,460 - Okay, okay. - Here. 1399 00:52:16,460 --> 00:52:17,300 - All right. 1400 00:52:18,700 --> 00:52:23,720 Would you rather watch your step bro come 1401 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:28,360 and your best friend's mouth, or sit on a cactus? 1402 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,400 (sighs) 1403 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,520 - Or either sit on a cactus. 1404 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,420 - Yeah, same. - Yeah, I'm saying I'm-- 1405 00:52:34,420 --> 00:52:35,500 - I have a choice. 1406 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:40,400 - I know, that's a crazy question. 1407 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:41,240 - I know. 1408 00:52:42,180 --> 00:52:45,000 - We're gonna try the one that doesn't have a cactus. 1409 00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:49,460 - No, I don't like cactus. 1410 00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:52,300 - Yes. 1411 00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,200 (sighs) 1412 00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:07,400 - Oh, wow. 1413 00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:09,400 (laughs) 1414 00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:10,780 - Well, mine is well gone too. 1415 00:53:10,780 --> 00:53:12,240 - Wow. - Come here. 1416 00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:21,880 - You know, I think I might have a cactus in my throat. 1417 00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,060 - I was just saying. 1418 00:53:24,260 --> 00:53:25,940 - Yeah, I'd rather do the cactus. 1419 00:53:25,940 --> 00:53:26,780 - You know? 1420 00:53:26,780 --> 00:53:27,620 - Wow. 1421 00:53:27,620 --> 00:53:29,500 - That game was really fun. 1422 00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:31,100 - It kinda made me a little bit hungry. 1423 00:53:31,100 --> 00:53:32,860 - Yeah, I'm hungry. 1424 00:53:34,540 --> 00:53:35,440 - We want pizza? 1425 00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:36,280 - Yeah. 1426 00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:37,300 - I would love a pizza. 1427 00:53:37,300 --> 00:53:38,440 - Good, go get some. 1428 00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:41,260 - Can I deliver? 1429 00:53:41,260 --> 00:53:42,900 Can I order it? 1430 00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:44,740 - Whatever, just go get the pizza. 1431 00:53:44,740 --> 00:53:45,580 - Just go grab it. 1432 00:53:45,580 --> 00:53:46,820 - Yeah. 1433 00:53:46,820 --> 00:53:49,240 - Don't forget the card with this one. 1434 00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:51,140 - Yeah, I think I'm getting some. 1435 00:53:51,140 --> 00:53:51,960 - So fun. 1436 00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:53,580 - I love that he's so fun. 1437 00:53:53,580 --> 00:53:55,780 - You know what's funny, while we wait? 1438 00:53:55,780 --> 00:53:56,600 - Yeah. 1439 00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,680 (laughs) 1440 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:00,920 - Oh my gosh. 1441 00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:10,880 - Oh gosh. 1442 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,120 (laughing) 1443 00:54:13,260 --> 00:54:15,840 (upbeat music) 1444 00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,760 (electronic music) 84240