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- Good morning,
ladies and germs,
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and what a lovely morning it is.
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That was Perfume for Boys
with Wednesday My Diary.
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Up next is one of
my favorite bands
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and their new hit
single Cannon Load.
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♪ I pack my cannon
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♪ With powder and steel
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♪ Inspect the barrel
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♪ Black sex appeal
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♪ Insert the fuse
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♪ Down the little vent hole
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♪ Tighten the trunnions
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♪ Pour in a double load
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♪ Whatever you do
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♪ Whatever I say
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♪ Love from the gun,
baby, headin' your way ♪
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♪ I ready the charge
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♪ Stay back till I say
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♪ Check out my guns
as I blow you away ♪
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♪ With my cannon load
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♪ With my cannon load
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♪ With my cannon load
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- Hey, Dr. Zartan.
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- Hello, ladies, lovely
dancing this morning.
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- Thank you.
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- Jenny, we really need
to talk about your grades.
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Why don't you come
by my house later,
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and we'll turn your
D-minus into a C-minus?
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- Yeah, I could probably
use the tutoring.
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- Me too, Jenny, me too.
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Sharon?
- Mhm?
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- You can watch.
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- What is he saying?
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- Oh, that's Southern.
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- Southern, you sure?
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I think that's like
Tunisian or something.
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- No, he'd definitely
a Southern man.
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I love Southern men.
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- Mm, fried chicken, baby.
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You're so smart.
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You're like that genius,
Steven B. Gutenberg.
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- Hey, ladies.
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- Hey, Todd.
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- Hey, sexy ladies, you
like beats with music?
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- Hey, hot canes, do
you like the milk, ya?
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- I like milk.
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- Ya.
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- We gotta get to class.
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- Well, all right.
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We'll see you fine ladies later.
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- Memories.
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- Memories.
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- I gotta get to class.
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♪ So help me Jesus Christ
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♪ System dragging me down
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♪ I am middle ground
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♪ Something holdin' me down
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- Read pages 13 by Monday.
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Make sure you know
all the material.
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Sharon, I want to speak
with you for a moment.
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Sharon, we need to
talk about your grades.
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- What's up?
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- You're getting fat.
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- Really?
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- Yeah.
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Poor girl.
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Ah, good morning, Community
College Commander.
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Good morning, everyone.
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How was class today,
Professor Shipwreck?
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- Well, funny you
should say that.
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- Destro and I
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are having a meeting regarding
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next semester's upcoming
budgetary constraints.
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It would be glorious
to see you there.
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- Well, I don't know if I can,
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but I will make
an effort to try.
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- Excellent.
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Keep up the good work,
Professor Shipwreck.
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- Thank you, Community
College Commander.
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- Good day, kind sirs.
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I look forward to seeing
you at the meeting.
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- Ow!
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- Hey, ladies.
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- Hey, Todd.
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- Hey, Sharon, nice skirt.
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Where'd you get it?
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- Thanks, Gary, I
got it at the Gash.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- I didn't know they
made plus sizes.
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- Are you guys going to Miss
Johnson's party on Friday?
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- Ah, fuck!
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Ah, fuck!
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- Of course we're going.
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We knew aboit this
party like a year ago.
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You going?
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- Um, I just said we were going.
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- Yeah, I know.
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You need directions,
let me know.
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- We've been there
like 10 times.
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I think we know
how to get there.
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- Do you think you could
give me directions?
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- I'll give you
directions, Todd.
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- We'll find it, thanks.
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- Whatever, Gary.
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Later, Todd.
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- We can't be late for work,
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otherwise Miss Johnson
will spank us again.
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- Good arm, Todd.
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Oh, fuck.
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Is that blood?
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- Okay, ladies, how you
doing this morning, huh?
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You're lookin' pretty good.
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Pretty good.
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You're lookin' good, ladies.
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Now, guess what
we're gonna do today?
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We're gonna break up
into teams of four.
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Can you count to four?
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- One, two, three, four.
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- Great!
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That's great.
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And you know how we're
gonna bring home the bacon
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and keep this place open?
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I'll tell you how, tits and ass.
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Now show me your
tits and ass, lady.
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Come on, come on.
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Yeah, come on,
that's it, that's it.
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Oh, very, very good.
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Okay, also we're gonna
add smiles and winks.
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Smiles and winks.
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Very, very good.
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Now, don't forget we also
have to scrub and wax.
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Scrub and wax.
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Come on ladies, scrub and wax.
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Yeah, oh, that's good.
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Okay, looks like
we're in good shape.
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Sharon, I need to speak
to you for a minute.
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Everybody else,
take your positions.
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Now, Sharon, your performance
has been declining
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a little bit.
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You were five
minutes late today.
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And you need to lose weight.
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So get up there, shake
your ass, work that tail,
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and make me some money.
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Fuckin' ass, yes!
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♪ What's with these unis,
they're really bad ♪
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♪ Hey, where'd you 'em,
the local Walmart store ♪
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♪ How 'bout some snakeskin
and black leather chaps ♪
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♪ That would ne nice,
we're on another thing ♪
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♪ Oh, we're off to war tonight
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♪ But we won't fight
unless we look tight ♪
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♪ Sexy civil war
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♪ Give me your sexy,
sexy civil war, yeah ♪
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♪ Give me some bullets
strapped on a belt ♪
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♪ You keep the musket
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- Can I get the rim job?
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Then I want you to wash
my car with your tits.
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♪ Let's fight another man
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♪ Oh, we're off to war tonight
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♪ But we won't fight
unless we look tight ♪
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♪ We want sexy, sexy civil war
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♪ Give me a sexy,
sexy civil war, yeah ♪
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♪ Oh, we're off to war tonight
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♪ But we won't fight
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- Well, hello, Scarlet.
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Fancy meeting you here.
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I didn't even know girls worked.
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- Hi, Dr. Zartan.
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- It's Dr. Zartan.
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- Oh, right, sorry.
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What can I do for you?
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- I'll have a wash
and a bikini wax.
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- You got it.
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♪ Civil war
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♪ We want a sexy civil war
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♪ Give me a sexy civil war
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♪ We want a sexy
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- Hey, Dr. Zartan,
weren't you just here?
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- No, I was mud bogging in Peru.
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The indigenous people
there are lovely.
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Backward, but lovely.
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- Okay, freak.
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- What the
fuck, motherfucker?
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- Hey, ladies, how's
the washing going?
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- Stand back, girls, 'cause
you're about to get burnt
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by a white-hot thunder.
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- Who runs this shithole?
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- Hey sexy lady, you
have strong meat fingers.
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Maybe we go for a date
and eat pink taco?
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- What the fuck do you want?
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- You run this place?
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'Cause I just got out of juvy,
and I'm lookin' for a job.
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- Oh yeah?
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You think you have what it
takes to run with my girls?
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What's your name, PYT?
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- It ain't Billie
Jean, it's Lucy.
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- Well, I'll see
you tomorrow, Lucy.
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Now beat it.
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- That was a killer
knife fight, huh?
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- Yeah, it was the jam.
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- I heard she just
got out of juvy.
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- I heard that too.
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- You know what I heard?
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I heard she stole
a cigarette truck,
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and she drove it all
the way to Canada.
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- I heard she sold drugs.
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- I heard she killed
a guard in the joint.
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- I heard she's dike.
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- You think everyone's a dike.
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- Oh, great spirit,
we're trying to contact
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our beloved friend Portia.
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Portia, speak to us
from beyond the grave.
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Oh my God, it's working.
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Portia, is that you?
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Well, if it's not
you, who is it?
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W-I-L-L.
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- Willimena?
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- It's William, you
ham-fisted cunts.
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- Yeah, she's right,
it is William.
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- L-E-S-C-H
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E-N-S-K-Y.
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Le-what?
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Is that French?
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- I think it's Polish.
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- Yeah, Mercedes is
right, it's Leschensky.
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- Who is that?
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- Does anyone know him?
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- No way, I hate foreigner.
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- Wait, guys, it's moving again.
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- C-H-S.
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- That's an E,
you fucking idiot.
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- F, Chef.
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Are you sure that's not French?
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- No, the chef, Chef Death.
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- Oh, right, that makes sense.
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- It's okay, Jenny, he's dead.
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He can't hurt us anymore.
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- I know he's fucking dead.
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I fucking killed him
with a fucking rake.
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- With a rake?
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- No, she said she raped him.
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Shut the fuck up!
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- How the fuck
could she rape him?
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- With a rake.
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- I get it, with a rake.
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Why did you do that?
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- I didn't rape him.
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There was no raping.
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- I heard that Lucy raped a
guard in prison with a rake.
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- I heard that one too.
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Oh, yeah.
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- Would you guys shut up?
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Sodomy upsets Jenny.
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- Everybody just
shut the fuck up.
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It was the last day of school.
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My best friend Sharon and I
were gonna have a slumber party
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at my parents' house.
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- With balloons.
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- My parents were
away for the weekend,
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and we were gonna have all the
girls over for one last night
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before everybody
went away to college.
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We were drinking daiquiris
when all of a sudden
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this psychotic chef broke in
and started killing my friends
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one by one.
264
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,322
Sharon went for help.
265
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:17,890
- And Das Taco.
266
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,859
- I barricaded myself
into the garage,
267
00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:23,695
and then the chef broke in
and we started fighting.
268
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:25,697
And I raped him with a rake.
269
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,866
- See, I told you.
270
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,235
- You guys, why don't
you just get going.
271
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:31,937
I'm gonna calm Jenny down.
272
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,439
We'll see you at the
carwash tomorrow.
273
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:37,342
- Yeah, see you tomorrow.
274
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,277
Jam.
275
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:39,178
- It's okay.
276
00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,800
- Oh, Peaches, it's you.
277
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:11,870
- Who were you
expecting, Dr. Zartan?
278
00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:34,026
- My name is
Professor Shipwreck.
279
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:37,362
We are here today to
study astrophysics.
280
00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:40,832
For this class, I will
need two volunteers.
281
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:44,469
You, the neanderthal over there.
282
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,104
You, the vixen over there.
283
00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:49,308
And you, fuck you.
284
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,316
Take the can of gasoline.
285
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:06,391
Now, say this can of
gasoline represents the sun.
286
00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:10,962
Now, we spread a thin line
of gasoline to this ball
287
00:22:10,962 --> 00:22:12,664
representing the Earth.
288
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,200
The gasoline represents--
289
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,936
- Hey, are you okay after
what happened last night?
290
00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:19,771
- I'm still a
little freaked out.
291
00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:21,506
It was strange that
Dr. Zartan was in
292
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:22,741
the women's bathroom
this morning,
293
00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:26,445
but I guess there was a clog
or something in the shower.
294
00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:28,447
In my shower.
295
00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:29,948
- No, I'm talking
about the seance.
296
00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:31,316
- Oh, right.
297
00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:34,219
Yeah, we should totally talk
to Portia about her shoes.
298
00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:37,356
- No, I'm talking about the
killer chef talking to us
299
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,590
from beyond the grave.
300
00:22:38,590 --> 00:22:40,258
- Oh, yeah, that
was a little freaky.
301
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:41,259
- Yeah.
302
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,796
Hey, you wanna get
some food after class?
303
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,466
- Yeah, let's go to
the Luftwaffle Haus.
304
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:52,371
- Totally, I want some Gorings
cakes and Goebbels burgers.
305
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,171
- Mm.
306
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,974
- And that's how
babies are made.
307
00:22:57,576 --> 00:23:00,812
Okay, kids, see
you all on Monday.
308
00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:11,390
Everyone have a great weekend,
except for you Sharon.
309
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,491
You're gonna have a miserable
weekend, 'cause you're fat.
310
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,110
- Are you going to Miss
Johnson's party on Friday night?
311
00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:33,912
- I don't know.
312
00:23:34,212 --> 00:23:37,482
Lst time I went, I woke
up in a locked closet
313
00:23:37,682 --> 00:23:41,119
with one of those really
weird German guys.
314
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,654
- Was one Ike?
315
00:23:43,321 --> 00:23:45,490
He's got a really nice mustache.
316
00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:47,159
- Yeah, he does.
317
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:49,761
It's so thick and bushy.
318
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,430
Kind of reminds me of my father.
319
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:54,433
- Oh yeah, your dad does
have a nice mustache.
320
00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:03,241
Hi, Todd.
321
00:24:03,241 --> 00:24:04,342
- Hey, ladies.
322
00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:06,178
- So we'll see you
at the party tonight?
323
00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:07,712
- You bet that outdated
shirt we'll be there.
324
00:24:07,712 --> 00:24:08,313
- You're outdated.
325
00:24:09,147 --> 00:24:10,782
- What carney did you have to
blow to get that circus tent
326
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:11,483
you're wearing?
327
00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:13,185
- I got this from Skirt City.
328
00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:14,719
- What, what's that?
329
00:24:14,719 --> 00:24:15,520
You found it in a barn?
330
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,421
- No.
331
00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:17,355
- I heard you.
332
00:24:17,355 --> 00:24:19,524
More like Shit City.
333
00:24:19,524 --> 00:24:21,793
- You are such a
great dancer, Todd.
334
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:22,928
- I know.
335
00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:24,463
I could give you
some tips sometime.
336
00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:26,198
I mean tits.
337
00:24:27,032 --> 00:24:28,533
- Um, okay.
338
00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:32,270
- Hey, ladies, you
like our love moves,
339
00:24:32,270 --> 00:24:35,740
'cause we want to
blast them inside you.
340
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,810
- USA all the way!
341
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:39,644
- What?
342
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:41,379
- You're fat.
343
00:24:41,379 --> 00:24:43,381
- You ladies wanna ride
with me to the carwash
344
00:24:43,381 --> 00:24:45,550
in my cool truck that
my dad bought me?
345
00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:49,020
- Sure, Todd, you're so sweet.
346
00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:50,388
- Yeah, well, I get
to ride in the front.
347
00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:52,624
You and the whale
can ride in the back.
348
00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:53,925
- Fuck you, Gary.
349
00:24:53,925 --> 00:24:55,360
- You're not man enough, honey.
350
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:03,101
- Seriously.
351
00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:06,471
Yeah, so she like
raped him with a rake.
352
00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:10,742
- Honestly, I just don't
get the part about the rake.
353
00:25:10,742 --> 00:25:13,411
- You know what I don't get
is the other day in class,
354
00:25:13,411 --> 00:25:16,147
Dr. Zartan was saying
if I showed him my Bs,
355
00:25:16,147 --> 00:25:17,582
he'd give me an A.
356
00:25:18,149 --> 00:25:20,752
- It probably has something
to do with the metric system.
357
00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:23,255
The Mexicans are using
that now in Canada.
358
00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:24,489
- You're right.
359
00:25:24,789 --> 00:25:27,158
You know something else I
don't get was he was saying
360
00:25:27,158 --> 00:25:31,229
that he had like a six-inch
surprise for me to enjoy.
361
00:25:31,429 --> 00:25:34,699
I mean, I was hoping it was
like a squirrel or something,
362
00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:37,402
because I told him how
much I like squirrels.
363
00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:39,671
And then he started
talking about his nuts.
364
00:25:40,238 --> 00:25:42,807
- Squirrels do like nuts.
365
00:25:42,807 --> 00:25:43,775
- You're so smart.
366
00:25:43,775 --> 00:25:44,743
- I know.
367
00:25:45,076 --> 00:25:49,548
I'm a genius like that Steven
B. Baldwin or whatever.
368
00:25:57,656 --> 00:26:02,027
- Shh, .
369
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,218
- You're late.
370
00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:29,087
Where's Lady J and Scarlet?
371
00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,189
- What do you think
I am, their keeper?
372
00:26:31,189 --> 00:26:33,458
- Don't you sass me, you bitch.
373
00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:34,225
Get over here.
374
00:26:34,659 --> 00:26:37,028
Get over here, I'm
not done with you yet.
375
00:26:37,028 --> 00:26:41,232
Now, don't forget tits and
ass and fuckin' elbow grease.
376
00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:43,868
Now, get to it.
377
00:26:43,868 --> 00:26:44,669
- Ow!
378
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,239
- And I'll just be in
my office trying to find
379
00:26:48,239 --> 00:26:52,510
some new fuckin' hot tail to
cover your friends' asses,
380
00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:54,846
'cause I don't have
anything better to do.
381
00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:57,248
And when I see 'em at the
fuckin' party tonight,
382
00:26:57,248 --> 00:26:59,618
I'm gonna kick 'em right
in the fuckin' box.
383
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:00,619
Bitch.
384
00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:03,421
♪ Don't bust my fuckin' balls
385
00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:05,790
♪ Don't bust my balls
386
00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:07,892
♪ Don't bust my fuckin' balls
387
00:27:07,892 --> 00:27:11,262
♪ Don't bust my fuckin' balls
388
00:27:11,262 --> 00:27:13,164
♪ Don't bust my balls
389
00:27:13,164 --> 00:27:15,600
♪ Don't bust my fuckin' balls
390
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:19,437
♪ Don't bust my fuckin' balls
391
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:34,919
♪ My fuckin' balls
392
00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:38,189
♪ Don't bust my fuckin'
balls, you cunt ♪
393
00:27:38,189 --> 00:27:40,191
♪ Don't bust my balls
394
00:27:40,191 --> 00:27:42,360
♪ Don't bust my fuckin' balls
395
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:45,530
♪ Don't bust my fuckin' balls
396
00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:47,632
♪ Don't bust my balls
397
00:27:47,632 --> 00:27:49,768
♪ Don't bust my fuckin' balls
398
00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:53,271
♪ Don't bust my fuckin' balls
399
00:27:53,271 --> 00:27:55,006
♪ Don't bust my balls
400
00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:57,308
♪ Don't bust my fuckin' balls
401
00:27:57,308 --> 00:28:00,679
♪ Don't bust my fuckin' balls
402
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,580
♪ Don't bust my balls
403
00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:06,384
♪ Don't bust my fucking balls
404
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:16,695
- All right, ladies,
let's hit the showers.
405
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,597
It's closin' time.
406
00:28:19,597 --> 00:28:21,766
♪ Bitch
407
00:28:25,236 --> 00:28:29,074
- Where you think
you're goin', babe?
408
00:28:29,074 --> 00:28:32,510
New meat picks up the
sponges and the hoses.
409
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:42,520
- I'm really trying to get
my grades up to a 1.13.
410
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:46,357
- I really want Todd
to get it up to 1.13,
411
00:28:46,357 --> 00:28:48,259
if you know what I mean.
412
00:28:48,259 --> 00:28:49,094
- No.
413
00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:52,263
So are you gonna go
to the party tonight?
414
00:28:52,263 --> 00:28:54,799
- Yeah, I'm gonna get a
mustache ride from Ike.
415
00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:56,267
- Where would you ride?
416
00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:07,278
- Everything's put away.
417
00:29:08,046 --> 00:29:09,380
- You're okay, kid.
418
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:12,117
See you at the party tonight.
419
00:29:12,117 --> 00:29:14,085
- Thanks, Miss Johnson.
420
00:29:15,653 --> 00:29:17,489
- It's gonna be weird
going back to that house
421
00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:18,389
after the seance.
422
00:29:18,857 --> 00:29:20,658
- Yeah, do you think this
bikini makes me look fat?
423
00:29:20,658 --> 00:29:21,626
- Yes, it does.
424
00:29:22,026 --> 00:29:24,629
All of my friends were
butchered there by that chef,
425
00:29:24,629 --> 00:29:26,297
and then Miss Johnson
bought the house.
426
00:29:26,297 --> 00:29:27,932
Don't you think that's weird?
427
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:29,701
- Yeah, you know that
is a little weird,
428
00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:32,003
but I didn't really think
about it till last night.
429
00:29:32,003 --> 00:29:33,204
You still wanna go, right?
430
00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:36,441
- The only place you're not
fat is where your tits are.
431
00:29:37,041 --> 00:29:38,643
- Ye, I'm definitely going.
432
00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:40,879
I totally need to blow off
some steam before finals.
433
00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:45,483
- Yeah, I know what you
want to blow, or who.
434
00:29:45,483 --> 00:29:46,050
- Shut up.
435
00:29:47,152 --> 00:29:49,854
Well, I am hoping Todd shows up.
436
00:29:49,854 --> 00:29:50,555
- Mhm.
437
00:29:50,889 --> 00:29:54,526
- God, I heard he
has a hard 1.13.
438
00:29:55,059 --> 00:29:57,529
- Yeah, you have small tits.
439
00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:58,863
- Fuck you, shit eater.
440
00:29:58,863 --> 00:30:01,132
- Why do you have to
keep bringing that up?
441
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:03,067
I told you that in confidence.
442
00:30:03,067 --> 00:30:03,935
- Ew, what?
443
00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:06,437
That was really scary last night
444
00:30:06,437 --> 00:30:08,873
when we heard that
killer chef's voice.
445
00:30:08,873 --> 00:30:11,276
- You don't really believe
in that crap, do you?
446
00:30:11,276 --> 00:30:13,144
- Actually, well, kind of.
447
00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:16,047
I knew of this guy once,
and he had to have his house
448
00:30:16,714 --> 00:30:17,949
exorcized because
it was haunted.
449
00:30:18,349 --> 00:30:22,053
And the ghost used to just
shit all over the place
450
00:30:22,053 --> 00:30:23,288
and not clean up.
451
00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:24,389
- Bullshit.
452
00:30:24,689 --> 00:30:26,090
- No, seriously, it's true.
453
00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:28,159
That kinda thing
happens all the time.
454
00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:31,429
- Yeah, I knew a
guy who shit once.
455
00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:32,630
- Me too.
456
00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:34,699
- Are you going to
the party tonight?
457
00:30:34,699 --> 00:30:35,567
- Sounds great.
458
00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:36,701
Can I bring my dad?
459
00:30:36,701 --> 00:30:37,468
- No.
460
00:30:39,938 --> 00:30:43,007
- So you all comin'
to the party tonight?
461
00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:43,842
- Yeah.
462
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:44,676
- Yeah.
463
00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:46,277
- What time are we
supposed to be there?
464
00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:47,245
- Seven o'clock sharp.
465
00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:50,949
Now, make sure you wear
something really hot.
466
00:30:50,949 --> 00:30:54,319
And bring some motherfuckin'
tapioca puddin', bitches.
467
00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:55,587
- That's weird.
468
00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:56,387
Okay.
469
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,659
- Oh, Miss Johnson, I forgot
my merken in the locker room.
470
00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:02,694
- Ah, don't worry about it.
471
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:06,097
I'd forget mine too if it
wasn't taped right on there.
472
00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:08,933
Now, the door's locked, just
shut it on your way out.
473
00:31:09,567 --> 00:31:12,470
- Okay, you guys, I'll see
you at the party later.
474
00:31:21,346 --> 00:31:23,748
Where is my damn merken?
475
00:31:23,948 --> 00:31:26,618
I need it for the party tonight.
476
00:31:27,986 --> 00:31:29,888
Oh, here it is.
477
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:50,341
- Hey, everyone,
I brought pudding.
478
00:31:50,341 --> 00:31:51,709
- Is this tapioca?
479
00:31:51,709 --> 00:31:53,144
- No, it's chocolate.
480
00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:56,147
- Gimme a beer.
481
00:31:59,817 --> 00:32:04,088
Lonnie, get that
balloon up higher.
482
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:07,358
Yeah, that's it, use a chair.
483
00:32:07,358 --> 00:32:08,927
And straighten that streamer.
484
00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:11,829
Show me your beaver.
485
00:32:11,829 --> 00:32:12,730
- What?
486
00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:14,198
- I mean, the balloons.
487
00:32:14,198 --> 00:32:17,468
The balloons, get them
right in there really tight.
488
00:32:18,336 --> 00:32:20,271
Yeah, that's better.
489
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,282
- Hello, Peaches.
490
00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:33,017
- Oh, hi, Dr. Zartan.
491
00:32:33,017 --> 00:32:35,753
- What have you
done with your hair?
492
00:32:35,753 --> 00:32:38,856
It's so much more
pubic than I recall.
493
00:32:38,856 --> 00:32:41,292
- Oh, thanks for noticing.
494
00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:42,860
Actually, I'm donating it
495
00:32:42,860 --> 00:32:45,229
to the Merkens for
Seniors Society.
496
00:32:45,229 --> 00:32:47,832
It really boosts the
confidence of some formerly
497
00:32:47,832 --> 00:32:49,300
redheaded old people.
498
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,969
- Lovely.
499
00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,503
Is that what you're
off to this evening?
500
00:32:52,503 --> 00:32:55,139
- Oh no, I'm going to
Miss Johnson's party.
501
00:32:55,139 --> 00:32:57,942
- Oh, are you
expected right away?
502
00:32:57,942 --> 00:32:59,110
- No, I don't think so.
503
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,378
- Excellent.
504
00:33:01,212 --> 00:33:03,948
Can you help me
with my groceries?
505
00:33:03,948 --> 00:33:04,983
- Oh, sure.
506
00:33:05,450 --> 00:33:06,718
Where are they?
507
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:11,522
- They're in my bedroom.
508
00:33:11,789 --> 00:33:13,458
- Oh, okay.
509
00:33:16,194 --> 00:33:19,163
- So what'd you think
about that knife fight?
510
00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:21,165
- Oh, I thought it was
shocking the way that scarf
511
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:23,067
clashed with Miss
Johnson's outfit.
512
00:33:23,067 --> 00:33:26,070
- No, I'm talking
about the knife fight.
513
00:33:26,070 --> 00:33:29,540
- Right, I love Michael Jackson.
514
00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:31,876
- No, like the knife fight.
515
00:33:32,076 --> 00:33:35,046
Like how dangerous it
was and everything.
516
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,348
- You know, I really
want a monkey.
517
00:33:38,216 --> 00:33:39,350
- Me too.
518
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:40,551
- You do?
- Yeah.
519
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,554
- Come on, let's go.
520
00:33:47,325 --> 00:33:49,927
Hey, guys, who
wants some muffins?
521
00:33:49,927 --> 00:33:51,262
- We made muffins.
522
00:33:51,462 --> 00:33:53,664
- Oh, I'd like some
muffin, all right.
523
00:33:53,664 --> 00:33:55,767
Your muff on my face.
524
00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:57,769
Hey, guys, glad
you could make it.
525
00:33:57,769 --> 00:33:58,669
Do you want some beer?
526
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:02,206
- Sure, Miss Johnson,
I'm gonna get tore up.
527
00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:04,409
- Good for you.
528
00:34:04,409 --> 00:34:06,677
Now, go get it yourself, bitch.
529
00:34:07,145 --> 00:34:09,313
♪ Did your God given rights
530
00:34:09,313 --> 00:34:13,418
♪ Baby said she's out of line
531
00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:17,588
- You know what happens to
naughty little boys, don't you?
532
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,059
Oh, but please, sir.
533
00:34:21,059 --> 00:34:23,795
I'm not a boy,
I'm a little girl.
534
00:36:25,783 --> 00:36:27,151
- Calm down guys.
535
00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:28,252
God, we'll find him.
536
00:36:28,252 --> 00:36:30,188
We'll find Todd.
537
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,622
- You douchebags lost?
538
00:36:31,622 --> 00:36:32,523
- What?
539
00:36:32,523 --> 00:36:33,591
No.
540
00:36:33,891 --> 00:36:34,825
- 'Cause it's right here.
541
00:36:34,825 --> 00:36:37,261
- Oh.
542
00:36:37,261 --> 00:36:39,297
Todd, hey Todd.
543
00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:44,569
♪ If old flames died
a merciful death ♪
544
00:36:44,569 --> 00:36:48,639
♪ I would not be alone
545
00:36:48,639 --> 00:36:51,542
♪ But since you left,
all the lights are on ♪
546
00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:56,113
♪ But there's nobody home
547
00:36:56,113 --> 00:36:59,650
♪ There's always tomorrow
548
00:36:59,650 --> 00:37:03,120
♪ But didn't you know
549
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:08,125
♪ I won't be around to
tell you I told you so ♪
550
00:37:09,694 --> 00:37:12,496
♪ It isn't right to say
551
00:37:12,496 --> 00:37:15,666
♪ That you still think about
me while you're turning away ♪
552
00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:16,667
♪ Turning away
553
00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:19,237
♪ I've lived enough to know
554
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:23,774
♪ That the dark days are over
and it looks like the end ♪
555
00:37:23,774 --> 00:37:26,310
♪ It isn't right to say
556
00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:29,680
♪ That you still think about
me while I'm fading away ♪
557
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:30,681
♪ Fading away
558
00:37:30,681 --> 00:37:33,317
♪ You've got to let it go
559
00:37:33,317 --> 00:37:35,319
♪ 'Cause the darkness is gone
560
00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:37,521
- Woo.
- Yeah, girls.
561
00:37:37,521 --> 00:37:38,422
- Lube jobbing.
562
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:39,590
- Oh yeah, lube jobbing.
563
00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:40,524
- 69.
564
00:37:45,730 --> 00:37:47,798
- Hi.
- Hi, boys.
565
00:37:47,798 --> 00:37:48,599
- What's up, ladies?
566
00:37:48,899 --> 00:37:50,968
Heard this party
needed some sausage.
567
00:38:23,601 --> 00:38:24,635
- Yeah!
568
00:38:42,219 --> 00:38:45,222
♪ Lookin' out of
the kitchen door ♪
569
00:38:45,222 --> 00:38:48,225
♪ Don't wanna look, don't
wanna fight no more ♪
570
00:38:48,225 --> 00:38:54,165
♪ I just want to get a
grip on my unchecked rage ♪
571
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:57,234
♪ I hear the static
on the radio ♪
572
00:38:57,234 --> 00:39:00,237
♪ I hear the public
got a right to know ♪
573
00:39:00,237 --> 00:39:01,772
♪ You hear the sound enough
574
00:39:01,772 --> 00:39:06,210
♪ And you can make out a name
575
00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:09,347
♪ Now I can ride, I'm
a pretty good rider ♪
576
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:12,316
♪ I think the head on my
neck is getting tired ♪
577
00:39:12,316 --> 00:39:15,419
♪ It goes in, it spins 'round,
and it comes out here ♪
578
00:39:15,419 --> 00:39:18,322
♪ I could use another beer
579
00:39:18,322 --> 00:39:21,158
♪ I hear it's party
time in Hollywood ♪
580
00:39:21,158 --> 00:39:24,228
♪ I hear it all and
it feels so good ♪
581
00:39:24,228 --> 00:39:25,696
♪ One day I know she'll regret
582
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:30,167
♪ She's gonna be
watchin' the news ♪
583
00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:33,270
♪ And a tornado wrecking sign
584
00:39:33,270 --> 00:39:36,240
♪ You come along and
get a wild ride ♪
585
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:41,245
♪ Nobody ever but I bet she'll
get you screamin' the blues ♪
586
00:39:42,413 --> 00:39:44,982
♪ Out on the street,
everybody's goin' crazy ♪
587
00:39:44,982 --> 00:39:47,918
♪ They're all dancin' like
the devil's own children ♪
588
00:39:47,918 --> 00:39:51,088
♪ You doubt it all
could go away ♪
589
00:39:51,088 --> 00:39:54,291
♪ It doesn't matter anyway
590
00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:57,261
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no
591
00:39:57,261 --> 00:40:00,131
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no
592
00:40:00,131 --> 00:40:05,136
♪ Now, now, now,
now, now, now, now ♪
593
00:40:05,936 --> 00:40:09,039
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no
594
00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:12,042
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no
595
00:40:12,042 --> 00:40:17,047
♪ Now, now, now,
now, now, now, now ♪
596
00:40:17,815 --> 00:40:20,951
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no
597
00:40:20,951 --> 00:40:23,854
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no
598
00:40:23,854 --> 00:40:29,627
♪ Now, now, now,
now, now, now, now ♪
599
00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:32,897
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no
600
00:40:32,897 --> 00:40:35,866
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no
601
00:40:35,866 --> 00:40:40,871
♪ Now, now, now,
now, now, now, now ♪
602
00:40:44,742 --> 00:40:47,978
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no
603
00:40:47,978 --> 00:40:50,981
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no
604
00:40:50,981 --> 00:40:56,654
♪ Now, now, now,
now, now, now, now ♪
605
00:40:56,654 --> 00:40:59,723
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no
606
00:40:59,723 --> 00:41:02,693
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no
607
00:41:02,693 --> 00:41:06,831
♪ Now, now, now,
now, now, now, now ♪
608
00:41:18,876 --> 00:41:21,579
- I got these babies from
doin' two reps a week
609
00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:23,380
with 15-pound dumbbells.
610
00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:25,916
- Wow, that's impressive.
611
00:41:25,916 --> 00:41:27,551
- Yeah, they're my mom's.
612
00:41:27,551 --> 00:41:29,286
She let me borrow 'em when
I went away to college.
613
00:41:29,286 --> 00:41:30,754
She uses heavier ones now.
614
00:41:31,288 --> 00:41:33,557
She uses the 20-pounders,
but you know what they say.
615
00:41:35,059 --> 00:41:39,196
To get a body like this,
you gotta use low weight,
616
00:41:39,196 --> 00:41:41,832
low reps, and not that often.
617
00:41:41,832 --> 00:41:43,033
At least that's what I do.
618
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:47,137
- Yeah, you look great,
like that guy Carl Weathers.
619
00:41:47,137 --> 00:41:48,439
- From Predator?
620
00:41:48,939 --> 00:41:51,208
- You look like a
homeless man in a wig.
621
00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:52,576
- Fuck you, pig.
622
00:41:52,576 --> 00:41:54,578
- At last his are real.
623
00:41:54,578 --> 00:41:55,513
- Eat a dick, tranny.
624
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:56,247
- I'd love to.
625
00:41:56,580 --> 00:41:57,748
- Well, why don't
you do it then?
626
00:41:57,748 --> 00:41:58,782
- I will.
- When?
627
00:41:58,782 --> 00:41:59,383
- Whenever I feel like it.
628
00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:01,619
- Well, do you feel
like it right now?
629
00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:03,153
- Depends.
- On what?
630
00:42:03,153 --> 00:42:04,421
- On your dad's schedule.
631
00:42:04,421 --> 00:42:05,656
I hear he's pretty busy.
632
00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:06,657
- Fuck you.
633
00:42:06,857 --> 00:42:08,692
- Do you wanna go
in the hot tub?
634
00:42:08,692 --> 00:42:10,094
- Yeah, let's go.
635
00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:12,162
- Um, you shouldn't
go in the hot tub
636
00:42:12,162 --> 00:42:12,897
if you're on your period.
637
00:42:12,897 --> 00:42:14,164
- Well, I'm not.
638
00:42:14,398 --> 00:42:16,233
- I'm just sayin',
if my dog is on hers.
639
00:42:16,233 --> 00:42:17,968
- Well, I'm not a dog.
640
00:42:17,968 --> 00:42:18,802
- Hm.
641
00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:21,539
Really?
642
00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:27,244
- Hey, everyone, do you
wanna play flip cup?
643
00:42:27,244 --> 00:42:28,445
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
644
00:42:29,346 --> 00:42:30,848
- Wanna help me move the table?
645
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,551
- You bang my head
like Black Sabbath?
646
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:34,718
- What?
647
00:42:34,718 --> 00:42:35,986
- I'll get the cups.
648
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:43,427
- Hey, trouble lady.
649
00:42:43,627 --> 00:42:45,095
I like to show you something.
650
00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:46,430
- Yeah, what do you
want to show me?
651
00:42:46,430 --> 00:42:48,198
- I like go to the bedroom.
652
00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:50,801
- What do you wanna
show me in there?
653
00:42:50,801 --> 00:42:53,370
- I surprise your fat body.
654
00:42:53,370 --> 00:42:54,204
- Hm.
655
00:42:55,673 --> 00:42:56,640
Okay.
656
00:43:03,514 --> 00:43:06,850
- S'mores, everyone?
657
00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:07,451
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
658
00:43:15,626 --> 00:43:18,495
- When I graduate,
I'm gonna go pro.
659
00:43:18,495 --> 00:43:20,464
- Oh really, did
you get scouted?
660
00:43:20,965 --> 00:43:23,500
- No, but my resume's tight.
661
00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:25,836
- That's not the only
thing that's tight.
662
00:43:28,238 --> 00:43:32,409
- Hey, sex pants, I bring
you here into these rooms
663
00:43:32,409 --> 00:43:34,411
to show you my love.
664
00:43:34,411 --> 00:43:36,213
- That is so sweet.
665
00:43:36,213 --> 00:43:38,048
- You ready for magic?
666
00:43:38,048 --> 00:43:38,882
- Okay.
667
00:44:46,150 --> 00:44:48,218
- No, no!
668
00:44:54,858 --> 00:44:57,795
- I got this one when
I fell of my bike.
669
00:44:58,562 --> 00:45:02,700
This little skank
shivved me in the shower.
670
00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:07,337
And last night, stubbed my toe.
671
00:45:07,337 --> 00:45:08,772
It really hurt.
672
00:45:14,445 --> 00:45:17,081
- That ain't nothin', kid.
673
00:45:17,081 --> 00:45:18,949
You ever hear of
the Meat Reaper?
674
00:45:18,949 --> 00:45:19,516
- No.
675
00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:23,087
- Chef Death, the guy who
knifed all those bitches
676
00:45:23,087 --> 00:45:24,688
in this very house.
677
00:45:24,688 --> 00:45:26,323
- Oh yeah.
678
00:45:26,323 --> 00:45:29,526
- The guy who fuckin'
put a hatchet right here
679
00:45:29,526 --> 00:45:30,961
in my fuckin' chest.
680
00:45:30,961 --> 00:45:32,162
He almost killed me.
681
00:45:32,162 --> 00:45:33,197
- Where?
682
00:45:33,197 --> 00:45:34,531
- Right here.
683
00:45:34,531 --> 00:45:36,300
What do you mean fuckin' where?
684
00:45:37,434 --> 00:45:42,005
Six surgeons, 72 stitches to
put me back together again.
685
00:45:44,675 --> 00:45:46,910
Hey, you wanna touch it?
686
00:46:29,586 --> 00:46:31,855
- So what are you kids up to?
687
00:46:31,855 --> 00:46:33,857
- Um, we were talking.
688
00:46:33,857 --> 00:46:35,492
- I just figured you'd
want some company.
689
00:46:35,692 --> 00:46:37,227
- Well, I have company, dude.
690
00:46:37,227 --> 00:46:39,029
- How close of friends are you?
691
00:46:39,029 --> 00:46:39,663
- Pretty close.
692
00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:40,864
I know him since high school.
693
00:46:41,064 --> 00:46:41,665
We were shower
buddies in football.
694
00:46:41,865 --> 00:46:42,699
- Shower buddies?
695
00:46:44,268 --> 00:46:46,537
- Yeah, Coach always had
us shower with a buddy
696
00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:47,704
in case somebody
slipped and fell.
697
00:46:47,704 --> 00:46:48,672
- That's weird.
698
00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:51,041
- Well, I almost
fell a couple times,
699
00:46:51,041 --> 00:46:52,609
and Gary always caught me.
700
00:46:52,609 --> 00:46:54,178
Could've hurt my throwing
arm or something.
701
00:46:54,178 --> 00:46:56,680
So I don't think that's weird.
702
00:47:03,453 --> 00:47:05,823
- You want to look at my
George The Animal Steele?
703
00:47:10,127 --> 00:47:12,162
Cock hole shit!
704
00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:15,432
- You know, I got a
great fuckin' deal
705
00:47:15,632 --> 00:47:17,100
on this fuckin' house.
706
00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:18,235
- It is a great house.
707
00:47:18,936 --> 00:47:22,406
- I know it's a great house,
that's what I fuckin' said.
708
00:47:22,906 --> 00:47:26,710
Shh, you're pretty, but
you shouldn't talk so much.
709
00:47:26,710 --> 00:47:29,179
- Okay.
- What did I just say?
710
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,017
You know, there was a
fuckin' multiple homicide
711
00:47:34,017 --> 00:47:35,018
in this house.
712
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:37,921
The same guy who gave
me this fuckin' scar.
713
00:47:40,123 --> 00:47:42,559
Tell you what, it takes
more than a fuckin' queer
714
00:47:42,559 --> 00:47:46,230
in a chef hat in the fuckin'
chest to take me out.
715
00:47:46,230 --> 00:47:47,197
- Wow.
716
00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:49,566
- Wow is right, you pink fuck.
717
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:52,769
Now, go get me a fuckin' beer.
718
00:47:52,769 --> 00:47:54,037
Get the fuck up.
719
00:47:55,606 --> 00:47:58,842
- Damn, I missed my mouth again.
720
00:47:59,409 --> 00:48:01,311
- Look what you did, you jerk.
721
00:48:01,311 --> 00:48:03,046
You ruined my shirt.
722
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:05,749
Miss Johnson, do you
have a top I can borrow?
723
00:48:06,350 --> 00:48:09,152
- Sure, honey, there's wife
beaters in the bathroom closet.
724
00:48:09,152 --> 00:48:09,953
- Thanks.
725
00:48:13,523 --> 00:48:18,228
- Your mustache is just so cute.
726
00:48:18,228 --> 00:48:20,430
- Yeah, I like yours too.
727
00:48:20,430 --> 00:48:22,699
- So you're the quarterback?
728
00:48:22,699 --> 00:48:24,968
- Second string intramurals.
729
00:48:25,369 --> 00:48:27,170
- He's really good though.
730
00:48:27,170 --> 00:48:28,772
If Community College
U. had a football team,
731
00:48:29,006 --> 00:48:30,240
he'd be the captain,
732
00:48:30,607 --> 00:48:33,343
and we'd go all the
way to the Super Bowl.
733
00:48:33,343 --> 00:48:34,611
- You know it, Gary.
734
00:48:34,611 --> 00:48:36,179
You know it.
735
00:48:36,179 --> 00:48:38,248
- I'd love to come and
see you practice sometime.
736
00:48:38,248 --> 00:48:39,082
- Well, we don't practice,
737
00:48:39,449 --> 00:48:41,184
but you can come watch
one of our games.
738
00:48:41,184 --> 00:48:41,919
- Oh, I'll come to a game.
739
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:42,753
When are they?
740
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:49,493
- They're every Tuesday, and uh.
741
00:48:49,893 --> 00:48:50,928
I gotta go.
742
00:48:58,568 --> 00:49:01,638
- Um, I have to go
to the bathroom.
743
00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:03,473
- Just go in the hot tub.
744
00:49:03,473 --> 00:49:05,108
That's what I've been doin'.
745
00:49:05,108 --> 00:49:05,943
- Ew.
746
00:49:24,227 --> 00:49:26,029
- God it's hot in here.
747
00:49:57,394 --> 00:49:59,162
- Nice erection, Todd.
748
00:49:59,162 --> 00:50:01,264
- Thanks, you too.
749
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:05,168
- Gary was being weird,
so we had to come in.
750
00:50:05,168 --> 00:50:08,338
He was like peeing in the hot
tub and trying to fellate Todd
751
00:50:08,338 --> 00:50:10,007
and just acting like a jerk.
752
00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:11,708
- It's okay, he
just misses his mom.
753
00:50:11,708 --> 00:50:14,411
- Oh my God, I'm
sorry, is she dead?
754
00:50:14,711 --> 00:50:15,479
- No.
755
00:50:17,447 --> 00:50:21,718
- Ow, what the
fuck, motherfucker?
756
00:50:21,718 --> 00:50:26,656
- Would you fucking shut
up and take your top off?
757
00:50:26,656 --> 00:50:27,457
Fuck.
758
00:50:28,925 --> 00:50:33,030
So anyway I was in
the Congo, chief,
759
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:35,632
and we were surrounded
by these gray apes.
760
00:50:35,632 --> 00:50:37,401
- What the hell are
you talking about?
761
00:50:37,401 --> 00:50:39,302
- What the fuck am
I talking about?
762
00:50:39,302 --> 00:50:42,105
I am talking about you
shutting the fuck up
763
00:50:42,105 --> 00:50:45,042
and getting me
another beer, bitch.
764
00:50:49,679 --> 00:50:51,348
You're all right, kid.
765
00:50:52,282 --> 00:50:54,117
- You chicks wanna see
how many pushups I can do?
766
00:50:55,786 --> 00:50:59,489
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven--
767
00:50:59,489 --> 00:51:01,958
- Tell me more about the
gray apes, Miss Johnson.
768
00:51:02,659 --> 00:51:04,661
- We were in the
Baltic Sea, chief.
769
00:51:05,028 --> 00:51:06,496
Our ship went down.
770
00:51:06,496 --> 00:51:09,699
A thousand men went
into the water.
771
00:51:09,699 --> 00:51:12,035
We were surrounded
by the gray ape.
772
00:51:12,869 --> 00:51:15,405
How did I know it
was a gray ape?
773
00:51:15,605 --> 00:51:19,943
'Cause they were 20-footers
from tail to snout.
774
00:51:20,610 --> 00:51:24,514
They swam at us, and
they would pull us down
775
00:51:24,514 --> 00:51:26,316
one by one by one by one.
776
00:51:28,285 --> 00:51:31,788
And you'd just our buddies
go down, get pulled down.
777
00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:38,462
When they came back
up, they'd be pantless.
778
00:51:39,362 --> 00:51:42,632
Their shirts and
their hair disheveled.
779
00:51:45,135 --> 00:51:47,771
Who knows what horrors went on
780
00:51:48,371 --> 00:51:51,441
in that moonlit sea that night.
781
00:51:51,441 --> 00:51:53,343
A thousand men went down.
782
00:51:53,343 --> 00:51:55,345
316 came back.
783
00:51:55,979 --> 00:51:58,548
- Are you a little
tipsy, Miss Johnson?
784
00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:01,218
- Wow, you lived through that?
785
00:52:01,218 --> 00:52:02,352
You're amazing.
786
00:52:02,352 --> 00:52:04,921
- Wow is right, you fuckin' pig.
787
00:52:04,921 --> 00:52:06,389
- That's crazy.
788
00:52:06,389 --> 00:52:07,491
- Crazy?
789
00:52:07,491 --> 00:52:09,626
You want to know crazy?
790
00:52:09,826 --> 00:52:12,195
Did you ever look into
a gray ape's eyes?
791
00:52:12,195 --> 00:52:13,597
- One time at the zoo.
792
00:52:14,030 --> 00:52:15,365
- Well, they're black.
793
00:52:15,365 --> 00:52:16,099
They're lifeless.
794
00:52:16,399 --> 00:52:18,668
They're dead like a doll's eyes.
795
00:52:18,668 --> 00:52:20,470
And when they come at you,
796
00:52:20,470 --> 00:52:23,373
they look at you
with those dead eyes
797
00:52:23,573 --> 00:52:27,878
and those pink bow ties with
the matching cummerbunds.
798
00:52:27,878 --> 00:52:31,681
And they're on their
tricycles of the apocalypse,
799
00:52:31,681 --> 00:52:33,950
just like that guy
in the black pajamas
800
00:52:33,950 --> 00:52:36,520
in the sticky
jungles of Da Nang.
801
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,022
- 108, 109, 110, yeah!
802
00:52:39,022 --> 00:52:40,056
- Yeah.
803
00:52:40,257 --> 00:52:42,859
Hey, Todd, let's go see
what Sharon and those guys
804
00:52:42,859 --> 00:52:43,593
are up to.
805
00:52:46,096 --> 00:52:49,866
- When I was in juvy, I used
to play jacks for cigarettes.
806
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:51,535
Nobody could beat me.
807
00:52:51,535 --> 00:52:52,702
I was the best.
808
00:52:52,702 --> 00:52:53,770
- What did I tell you?
809
00:52:53,770 --> 00:52:54,538
Shut it.
810
00:52:59,209 --> 00:53:00,310
- What are you guys doing?
811
00:53:00,877 --> 00:53:04,347
- We were thinking of playing
Seven Minutes in Heaven.
812
00:53:04,347 --> 00:53:06,449
- Yeah, that's right.
813
00:53:06,449 --> 00:53:08,351
- What's Seven
Minutes in Heaven?
814
00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:11,154
- It's when two people go into
a closet with the lights off
815
00:53:11,154 --> 00:53:13,256
and whatever happens, happens.
816
00:53:13,256 --> 00:53:15,358
- Yes, take it in
the poop chute.
817
00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:17,861
- I am not going
in there with him.
818
00:53:18,161 --> 00:53:19,162
- Me neither.
819
00:53:19,162 --> 00:53:20,363
- I'll go.
820
00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:21,198
- Ya!
821
00:53:24,367 --> 00:53:28,805
- Who's gonna go in with me?
822
00:53:30,307 --> 00:53:32,075
- Hey, I'll go, street meat.
823
00:53:33,677 --> 00:53:35,478
- I guess I'll go.
824
00:53:35,478 --> 00:53:38,081
But on a side note, who's
gonna go in with Gary?
825
00:53:39,950 --> 00:53:41,017
Back door?
826
00:53:41,017 --> 00:53:42,552
- Yours or mine?
827
00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:46,022
- Man, I'm fuckin' starvin'.
828
00:53:46,022 --> 00:53:48,491
- That's why you're fat
and you'll die alone,
829
00:53:48,491 --> 00:53:50,760
you fuckin' pink whore.
830
00:55:55,085 --> 00:55:58,588
- I always wanted to make out
with a man with a mustache.
831
00:55:58,888 --> 00:56:02,092
Well, you know, that
wasn't my father.
832
00:56:02,092 --> 00:56:04,894
- Ike's your daddy, yeah?
833
00:56:04,894 --> 00:56:07,731
Love it when you
call me big papa.
834
00:56:11,735 --> 00:56:12,802
Ya, USA!
835
00:56:18,775 --> 00:56:20,610
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya!
836
00:56:26,015 --> 00:56:28,351
- Ah, sweet amore.
837
00:56:28,551 --> 00:56:30,587
- What's amore?
838
00:56:30,587 --> 00:56:32,222
- That's love, kid.
839
00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:33,656
That's true love.
840
00:56:33,656 --> 00:56:34,457
- Poop chute?
841
00:56:34,457 --> 00:56:35,558
- That too.
842
00:56:35,558 --> 00:56:37,127
- I'm bored.
843
00:56:37,127 --> 00:56:40,196
I'm gonna go check
on Jenny and Todd.
844
00:56:41,197 --> 00:56:44,401
- More like check
on Todd's wang.
845
00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:46,569
- You fucking cock block!
846
00:56:50,206 --> 00:56:53,042
So anyway, we were
stationed in Darfur.
847
00:56:53,042 --> 00:56:55,111
Our truck came to a stop.
848
00:56:55,111 --> 00:56:56,746
Our tired had been slashed.
849
00:56:56,746 --> 00:56:59,149
Suddenly, we were
surrouned by the gray ape.
850
00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:01,217
They started brushing
up against the truck
851
00:57:01,217 --> 00:57:04,587
with their gray fur
rubbing back and forth,
852
00:57:04,587 --> 00:57:07,157
taking all of the polish
off of the windows.
853
00:57:07,157 --> 00:57:09,526
- No.
- It was frightening.
854
00:57:10,627 --> 00:57:11,394
- Oh yes.
855
00:57:11,394 --> 00:57:12,228
Oh yeah.
856
00:57:14,697 --> 00:57:15,698
Oh yeah.
857
00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:19,502
Todd.
858
00:57:20,537 --> 00:57:21,538
Yeah.
859
00:57:22,806 --> 00:57:25,675
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
860
00:57:26,643 --> 00:57:28,678
- Oh my God!
861
00:57:28,678 --> 00:57:29,512
- Oh my God!
862
00:57:29,512 --> 00:57:30,613
- Oh my God!
863
00:57:30,613 --> 00:57:31,448
- Oh my God!
864
00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:32,248
- Oh my God!
865
00:57:32,248 --> 00:57:33,817
- Oh my God!
866
00:57:39,923 --> 00:57:41,724
- What?
867
00:57:45,829 --> 00:57:49,699
- Don't use your
fuckin' teeth, bitch.
868
00:57:49,699 --> 00:57:50,567
- Sorry.
- Fuck.
869
00:57:50,567 --> 00:57:51,701
Oh yeah.
870
00:57:51,701 --> 00:57:52,469
Oh yeah.
871
00:57:54,037 --> 00:57:55,271
What's your name again?
872
00:58:01,845 --> 00:58:02,946
- Spit it out.
873
00:58:02,946 --> 00:58:04,581
- It's Gil, he's dead.
874
00:58:04,581 --> 00:58:06,749
Somebody killed him to
death until he died.
875
00:58:06,749 --> 00:58:07,684
- It's horrible.
876
00:58:08,117 --> 00:58:11,387
Gill was touching my boob,
and Sharon was ogling me.
877
00:58:11,387 --> 00:58:12,856
- Ew, only because you
were letting a corpse
878
00:58:12,856 --> 00:58:14,657
grab your boobs.
879
00:58:14,657 --> 00:58:15,825
- Fuck you.
880
00:58:17,794 --> 00:58:20,597
- Get over here,
you fuckin' baby.
881
00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:22,832
Shut the fuck up!
882
00:58:25,235 --> 00:58:27,770
You said there's
corpses in my house?
883
00:58:27,770 --> 00:58:28,505
Bullshit.
884
00:58:28,771 --> 00:58:29,772
What the fuck do I care?
885
00:58:29,772 --> 00:58:30,507
Show me them.
886
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,942
- Oh my God, it's
happening again.
887
00:58:32,942 --> 00:58:34,777
All my friends keep dying.
888
00:58:34,777 --> 00:58:36,679
- Fuck, let's get out of here.
889
00:58:36,679 --> 00:58:40,149
- Just shut the fuck
up, you skanky hoes.
890
00:58:40,149 --> 00:58:42,986
You people wouldn't have lasted
a day in the fuckin' jungle.
891
00:58:42,986 --> 00:58:46,856
Now, just stay here, and I
will go and check it out.
892
00:58:51,728 --> 00:58:53,496
- Are you okay?
893
00:58:53,496 --> 00:58:54,898
- This is so fucked up.
894
00:58:54,898 --> 00:58:57,700
All my friends keep
dying, except you, Sharon.
895
00:58:57,700 --> 00:58:59,702
You're my best friend.
896
00:58:59,702 --> 00:59:01,404
- Yeah, oh, I'm so hungry.
897
00:59:02,906 --> 00:59:05,341
I want some fucking waffles.
898
00:59:11,915 --> 00:59:14,918
- Holy fuckin' shit,
the Kraut's dead.
899
00:59:14,918 --> 00:59:16,352
- What are we gonna do?
900
00:59:16,352 --> 00:59:19,289
- We should check on Gary,
he has swimmer's ear.
901
00:59:19,289 --> 00:59:21,190
- Okay, troops, let's fall in.
902
00:59:21,190 --> 00:59:22,091
Let's go find Gary.
903
00:59:22,091 --> 00:59:23,226
Let's go.
- Okay.
904
00:59:23,459 --> 00:59:27,297
- Go, go, hup, hup, hup,
hup, hup, hup, hup, hup.
905
00:59:35,672 --> 00:59:37,106
- I smell onions.
906
00:59:37,106 --> 00:59:40,209
Gary, quit peein' in the
hot tub, I smell onions.
907
00:59:40,209 --> 00:59:41,911
- Gary, stop fucking around.
908
00:59:41,911 --> 00:59:43,813
People are dying around here.
909
00:59:44,013 --> 00:59:46,482
- Aw, fuck, another man down.
910
00:59:46,482 --> 00:59:47,750
Medic!
911
00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:48,818
- Oh my God!
912
00:59:49,485 --> 00:59:51,220
- No!
913
00:59:51,220 --> 00:59:52,221
- Let's go in.
914
00:59:52,221 --> 00:59:54,490
Let's go, let's go, come on.
915
00:59:58,695 --> 01:00:00,597
- Fuck man, fuck.
916
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:02,665
Game over, man, game over.
917
01:00:02,665 --> 01:00:03,299
- Just calm down.
918
01:00:04,133 --> 01:00:07,070
Just calm down, Miss Johnson's
been through this before.
919
01:00:07,070 --> 01:00:08,705
- Why'd we put her in charge?
920
01:00:08,705 --> 01:00:09,372
- Let's get out of here.
921
01:00:09,672 --> 01:00:10,707
Let's get out of here!
922
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,576
- Wait, we need to see what
troops are still alive.
923
01:00:13,576 --> 01:00:15,211
We need weapons, wimps.
924
01:00:15,211 --> 01:00:18,348
Remember, tits,
asses, and elbows.
925
01:00:18,348 --> 01:00:19,048
Let's go.
926
01:00:19,048 --> 01:00:20,316
Let's go!
927
01:00:20,316 --> 01:00:21,951
- Okay, we can do it.
- Hey, wait a second.
928
01:00:22,251 --> 01:00:23,252
Get me a beer, bitch.
929
01:00:31,995 --> 01:00:34,998
- I'm pregnant you fucking
moron, use your head.
930
01:00:45,274 --> 01:00:49,979
♪ Icy fingers up your spine
wrap around your neck ♪
931
01:00:49,979 --> 01:00:52,448
- Todd, you go upstairs first.
932
01:00:53,449 --> 01:00:54,651
- Why do I have to go upstairs?
933
01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:55,718
You go upstairs.
934
01:00:55,718 --> 01:00:57,086
- Because you're a man.
935
01:00:57,086 --> 01:00:58,087
- So are you.
936
01:00:58,087 --> 01:00:59,188
- Fuck it, okay?
937
01:00:59,188 --> 01:01:00,523
I will go upstairs.
938
01:01:00,523 --> 01:01:02,358
It's my fucking house.
939
01:01:02,358 --> 01:01:05,561
Just you stay right behind
me, you fuckin' pussies, okay?
940
01:01:05,561 --> 01:01:07,997
And don't you piss
or shit your pants,
941
01:01:07,997 --> 01:01:09,766
or I'll kick your fuckin' ass.
942
01:01:09,766 --> 01:01:10,933
Now, let's go.
943
01:01:24,714 --> 01:01:27,917
- Lonnie, are you up there?
944
01:01:28,618 --> 01:01:29,652
Mercedes?
945
01:01:30,787 --> 01:01:32,221
- Gary?
946
01:01:32,221 --> 01:01:33,923
- Gary's in the
hot tub, you idiot.
947
01:01:34,123 --> 01:01:35,391
- I miss Gary.
948
01:01:35,591 --> 01:01:36,959
- Hey, everybody.
949
01:01:38,261 --> 01:01:39,662
Oh, fuck!
950
01:01:39,662 --> 01:01:40,496
Oh, oh!
951
01:01:43,066 --> 01:01:45,034
Oh, why do you do that?
952
01:01:45,301 --> 01:01:49,038
- Shipwreck, you killed
everybody, didn't you?
953
01:01:49,038 --> 01:01:51,774
- Holy Saint Theresa, no
I didn't kill anybody.
954
01:01:51,774 --> 01:01:54,410
I was hiding in your
closet for hours.
955
01:01:54,410 --> 01:01:57,180
- Well, if it wasn't
you, who was it then?
956
01:01:57,180 --> 01:01:58,748
- Fuck, I have no fucking idea.
957
01:01:59,048 --> 01:02:00,817
- This fucking fruit
couldn't kill anyone.
958
01:02:00,817 --> 01:02:02,518
Let's go search upstairs.
959
01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:15,732
- Shit.
960
01:02:17,366 --> 01:02:19,268
- Oh my God.
961
01:02:19,268 --> 01:02:21,270
- Fuck me hard in the ass.
962
01:02:21,270 --> 01:02:23,172
- Oh my Gary.
963
01:02:26,209 --> 01:02:27,510
- Excuse me.
964
01:02:27,910 --> 01:02:30,012
- Two more
fuckin' swingin' dicks down.
965
01:02:30,012 --> 01:02:31,547
Let's go find Mercedes.
966
01:02:41,958 --> 01:02:43,226
- Oops, she's on the toilet.
967
01:02:43,226 --> 01:02:44,827
- Is that bitch dead?
968
01:02:45,027 --> 01:02:46,129
- Someone should ask her.
969
01:02:46,129 --> 01:02:47,630
- I'll go look.
970
01:02:47,630 --> 01:02:49,031
Maybe she's taking a dump.
971
01:02:49,031 --> 01:02:51,033
- No, I'll ask her.
972
01:02:51,968 --> 01:02:56,038
Mercedes, honey, are you okay?
973
01:02:56,038 --> 01:02:57,473
She's not answering.
974
01:02:57,473 --> 01:02:59,475
- I think this skank
is fuckin' dead.
975
01:02:59,475 --> 01:03:00,409
- Go check.
976
01:03:04,580 --> 01:03:10,419
- Oh, Mercedes, why couldn't
you just be pooing or peeing
977
01:03:10,419 --> 01:03:11,788
or both?
978
01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:13,322
Oh no.
979
01:03:13,322 --> 01:03:14,590
- She's okay then?
980
01:03:14,590 --> 01:03:15,658
- Let's get the
hell out of here.
981
01:03:59,202 --> 01:04:00,937
- What the fuck was that noise?
982
01:04:00,937 --> 01:04:02,538
- He lost his hat.
983
01:04:02,538 --> 01:04:04,440
- That's weird, huh?
984
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:07,109
♪ Or the locks unbroken
985
01:04:07,109 --> 01:04:10,179
♪ Or the locks unpicked
986
01:04:10,179 --> 01:04:12,849
♪ I climbed this mountain
987
01:04:12,849 --> 01:04:14,283
♪ And you show me death
988
01:04:14,283 --> 01:04:17,019
- Todd, get off the fucking bed.
989
01:04:17,019 --> 01:04:18,721
- You can't see me.
990
01:04:19,689 --> 01:04:21,390
- Let's go out the backdoor.
991
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:24,093
- You like the back
door, don't you?
992
01:04:24,093 --> 01:04:25,294
- What?
993
01:04:25,294 --> 01:04:26,863
- Nothing, nothing,
it's a good idea.
994
01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:28,097
Let's go, private.
995
01:04:28,297 --> 01:04:31,200
♪ And so it comes to death
996
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:32,869
♪ Why are we still left
997
01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:33,769
- Okay, private, look.
998
01:04:33,769 --> 01:04:34,503
We gotta move.
999
01:04:34,503 --> 01:04:35,371
We gotta roll out.
1000
01:04:35,838 --> 01:04:38,574
- Wait, we can't leave
Todd, he has great man cans.
1001
01:04:38,574 --> 01:04:40,209
- Fuck him, he's dead weight.
1002
01:04:40,209 --> 01:04:42,211
Besides, he's got a bad lisp.
1003
01:04:42,211 --> 01:04:44,881
♪ Every boulder left unturned
1004
01:04:44,881 --> 01:04:47,617
♪ Fallen down that mountain
1005
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:54,156
♪ This is what you get
1006
01:04:56,926 --> 01:04:58,160
- I got this.
1007
01:04:59,161 --> 01:05:02,899
♪ The god of thunder
right this way ♪
1008
01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:05,868
♪ Here on the track
1009
01:05:05,868 --> 01:05:08,604
♪ With a big thick shaft
1010
01:05:08,604 --> 01:05:11,440
♪ But we melted away
1011
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:14,777
♪ Then it all went away
1012
01:05:15,077 --> 01:05:18,447
- You opened the wrong
can of peas, fag hat.
1013
01:05:25,021 --> 01:05:27,990
♪ And it melted away
1014
01:05:27,990 --> 01:05:29,425
♪ And then it all went away
1015
01:05:29,625 --> 01:05:31,260
- Look, a butterfly.
1016
01:05:33,362 --> 01:05:37,667
You fuckin' sizzling
piece of shit.
1017
01:06:04,427 --> 01:06:08,230
- Come on, you sick
dead chef bastard.
1018
01:06:08,230 --> 01:06:09,598
I killed you once.
1019
01:06:09,598 --> 01:06:11,434
I'll kill you again.
1020
01:06:24,447 --> 01:06:27,717
♪ Before it comes to this
1021
01:06:27,717 --> 01:06:30,720
♪ Wide awake, still shut
1022
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:34,357
♪ They picked their ass
1023
01:06:39,929 --> 01:06:44,266
- Come on, Todd, let's
go get some waffles.
1024
01:06:44,266 --> 01:06:45,868
- Okay.
1025
01:06:45,868 --> 01:06:47,436
♪ If you're gonna survive
1026
01:06:47,436 --> 01:06:51,007
♪ You gotta live it up or
else you're gonna die ♪
1027
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:54,610
♪ You gotta fight if
you wanna survive ♪
1028
01:06:54,610 --> 01:06:59,548
♪ You gotta live it up
like it's World War I ♪
1029
01:07:02,385 --> 01:07:06,088
♪ White lightning
grab the wheel ♪
1030
01:07:06,088 --> 01:07:09,759
♪ All the young
girls drive to kill ♪
1031
01:07:09,759 --> 01:07:13,396
♪ Magic mountain let us love
1032
01:07:13,396 --> 01:07:16,999
♪ Wildcat bonafide love
1033
01:07:16,999 --> 01:07:20,302
♪ It's like broken retreat
1034
01:07:20,302 --> 01:07:23,939
♪ She's had enough
of the failing team ♪
1035
01:07:23,939 --> 01:07:27,309
♪ She took a drug,
the act failed ♪
1036
01:07:27,309 --> 01:07:30,312
♪ She got caught up and
her head is swelled ♪
1037
01:07:30,312 --> 01:07:33,582
♪ You gotta fight if
you're gonna survive ♪
1038
01:07:33,582 --> 01:07:37,219
♪ You gotta live it up,
rock the dragon's eye ♪
1039
01:07:37,219 --> 01:07:40,589
♪ You gotta fight if
you wanna survive ♪
1040
01:07:40,589 --> 01:07:45,594
♪ You gotta live it up,
drink the Spanish Fly ♪
1041
01:07:48,097 --> 01:07:53,335
♪ Old manasses, he
took so many lives ♪
1042
01:07:54,804 --> 01:07:59,408
♪ Old manasses, you
make mothers cry ♪
1043
01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:05,581
♪ As their sons spill like
rain on the silvery backs ♪
1044
01:08:05,815 --> 01:08:09,552
♪ Of old manasses
1045
01:08:23,899 --> 01:08:30,272
♪ James was a young
boy, his years just 17 ♪
1046
01:08:30,272 --> 01:08:35,010
♪ His momma gonna miss
him, little Jimmy Bean ♪
1047
01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:41,217
♪ James got his papers,
he's off to fight a war ♪
1048
01:08:42,585 --> 01:08:48,124
♪ And dance to the drum beat
like so many done before ♪
1049
01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:52,661
♪ Old manasses, you
took so many lives ♪
1050
01:08:53,696 --> 01:08:58,234
♪ Old manasses, you
make mothers cry ♪
1051
01:08:59,502 --> 01:09:03,472
♪ As their sons spill like
rain on the silvery backs ♪
1052
01:09:04,507 --> 01:09:09,745
♪ Of old manasses
1053
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:18,020
♪ The sounds are risin' up,
the dew's still on the grass ♪
1054
01:09:18,020 --> 01:09:23,959
♪ Standin' at attention
with extreme gravitas ♪
1055
01:09:23,959 --> 01:09:29,798
♪ The drums begin to beat,
the drummer starts to play ♪
1056
01:09:29,798 --> 01:09:35,437
♪ Jimmy fiddles with his
bayonet in his hard metal way ♪
1057
01:09:35,437 --> 01:09:40,910
♪ Old manasses, you
took so many lives ♪
1058
01:09:40,910 --> 01:09:45,714
♪ Old manasses, you
make mothers cry ♪
1059
01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:50,886
♪ As their sons spill like
rain on the silvery backs ♪
1060
01:09:52,087 --> 01:09:55,090
♪ Of old manasses
1061
01:10:04,934 --> 01:10:09,171
♪ Old manasses,
you stand, yeah ♪
1062
01:10:18,781 --> 01:10:22,284
- Hold on, I'm gonna
take care of this.
1063
01:10:23,586 --> 01:10:26,188
Oh, fuck are you okay?
1064
01:10:26,188 --> 01:10:28,757
- Yeah, it's all
right, go with it.
1065
01:10:28,757 --> 01:10:30,559
- It really hit him.
1066
01:10:30,559 --> 01:10:31,460
Oh my God.
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