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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,337 ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO, GUYS. 2 00:00:08,339 --> 00:00:10,009 YOU KNOW THE MOVIE NIGHT RULES-- 3 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,180 IF YOU'RE LATE YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO POINT AT THE SCREEN 4 00:00:11,182 --> 00:00:13,442 AND ASK, "WHO'S THAT GUY?" 5 00:00:13,444 --> 00:00:16,294 UHP, SORRY, GUYS, BUT I'M OUT. 6 00:00:16,287 --> 00:00:19,087 VANESSA AND I ARE GOING CLUBBING. 7 00:00:19,090 --> 00:00:21,720 YEAH, WE FINALLY DISCOVERED THE SECRET TO OUR RELATIONSHIP. 8 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,722 GO TO PLACES WHERE IT'S TOO LOUD TO TALK. 9 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:26,696 I'M OUT TOO. 10 00:00:26,697 --> 00:00:28,097 AMY AND I ARE CELEBRATING SOMETHING. 11 00:00:28,099 --> 00:00:30,399 I JUST HOPE I REMEMBER WHAT THAT IS BEFORE I PICK HER UP. 12 00:00:31,662 --> 00:00:34,612 MOVIE NIGHT IS A TRADITION. YOU GUYS CAN'T JUST BAIL. 13 00:00:34,605 --> 00:00:37,535 REALLY? BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU TWO DID 14 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,668 WHEN YOU WERE DATING FITCH AND MEGAN. 15 00:00:39,670 --> 00:00:41,710 I BELIEVE THE EXACT PHRASE WAS: 16 00:00:41,712 --> 00:00:43,072 "SEE YA, LOSERS." ( chuckles ) 17 00:00:44,175 --> 00:00:45,815 YEAH, SO, "SEE YA, LOSERS." 18 00:00:45,816 --> 00:00:47,346 ( chuckles ) 19 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:48,778 OKAY. 20 00:00:48,779 --> 00:00:50,779 - THERE IS SERIOUSLY SOMETHING WRONG... - ( door closes ) 21 00:00:50,781 --> 00:00:52,721 ...WHEN WE'RE THE ONES SITTING AT HOME ON A FRIDAY NIGHT. 22 00:00:52,723 --> 00:00:54,593 HEY, NOT TO WORRY. I'M SURE WE'LL MANAGE 23 00:00:54,585 --> 00:00:56,355 TO HAVE PLENTY OF FUN WITHOUT THEM. 24 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:58,727 EXACTLY. HOW CUTE ARE YOU. 25 00:00:58,729 --> 00:01:00,429 OH-HO! 26 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,443 OH, YOU WERE TALKING TO EMMA, WEREN'T YOU? 27 00:01:04,435 --> 00:01:06,335 ( chuckles weakly ) YEAH. 28 00:01:06,337 --> 00:01:08,167 BUT YOU LOOK PRETTY CUTE TOO. 29 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:13,772 SO, UH, SHOULD WE GET STARTED? 30 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,476 YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT ALL THE WAY OVER THERE. 31 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:19,108 OH, RIGHT. YEAH YEAH YEAH, OF COURSE. 32 00:01:21,612 --> 00:01:23,282 THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY'RE MISSING OUT ON. 33 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:24,624 I MEAN, WHO'S COOLER THAN WE ARE? 34 00:01:24,615 --> 00:01:26,615 ( scoffs ) NO ONE. 35 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:30,559 I MEAN, WE SO DON'T NEED THEM. RIGHT? 36 00:01:30,561 --> 00:01:31,691 NO WAY. 37 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,334 YOU COMFORTABLE? 38 00:01:35,326 --> 00:01:37,166 MOST DEFINITELY. 39 00:01:37,168 --> 00:01:38,328 GREAT. 40 00:01:38,329 --> 00:01:39,329 LET'S DO THIS. 41 00:01:43,674 --> 00:01:45,814 ( theme music playing ) 42 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:48,776 ♪ IT'S AMAZING HOW THE UNEXPECTED ♪ 43 00:01:48,779 --> 00:01:52,279 ♪ CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE AND CHANGE DIRECTION. ♪ 44 00:01:55,646 --> 00:01:57,586 Ben: SO DANNY, UM... 45 00:01:57,588 --> 00:01:59,818 I WAS JUST WONDERING IF I COULD GET A LITTLE ADVICE. 46 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,650 LESS SQUATS, MORE BICEPS. 47 00:02:01,652 --> 00:02:03,222 YOU'RE STARTING TO LOOK A LITTLE UNEVEN, BRO. 48 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:08,256 THAT'S ALL VERY HELPFUL. BUT THIS IS ABOUT A GIRL. 49 00:02:08,259 --> 00:02:10,759 WELL, I'M AN EXPERT WHEN IT COMES TO THE FEMALE PERSUASION. 50 00:02:10,761 --> 00:02:12,701 ( chuckles ) YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. 51 00:02:12,703 --> 00:02:13,833 IT'S ABOUT RILEY. 52 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,214 YOU'VE COME TO THE WRONG PLACE. 53 00:02:16,367 --> 00:02:18,207 DUDE, COME ON. SHE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND. 54 00:02:18,209 --> 00:02:19,769 AND I THINK SHE MIGHT LIKE ME. 55 00:02:19,770 --> 00:02:22,270 REALLY? YOU AND RILEY? 56 00:02:22,273 --> 00:02:23,413 I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER THAT. 57 00:02:23,414 --> 00:02:24,724 I WAS OVER IT. 58 00:02:24,715 --> 00:02:27,245 BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE WASN'T INTO IT. 59 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:29,418 BUT IF SHE'S INTO IT, I AIN'T OVER IT. 60 00:02:30,821 --> 00:02:32,381 AND HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE'S INTO IT? 61 00:02:32,383 --> 00:02:33,853 LAST NIGHT, WHEN WE WERE SITTING ON THE COUCH, 62 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:37,234 I SCOOCHED IN AND SHE DID NOT SCOOCH OUT. 63 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:41,659 YOU KNOW THE SCOOCH TEST IS NOT 100% EFFECTIVE. 64 00:02:42,693 --> 00:02:43,833 BUT IT'S NOT JUST THAT. 65 00:02:43,834 --> 00:02:45,704 SHE GAVE ME THIS LOOK. 66 00:02:45,696 --> 00:02:47,696 AND IT WASN'T JUST ANY LOOK. 67 00:02:47,698 --> 00:02:49,838 FOR A SECOND THERE, WE WEREN'T JUST RILEY AND BEN. 68 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:53,200 WE WERE... RILEY AND BEN. 69 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:55,705 WELL, WHATEVER YOU DO, 70 00:02:55,706 --> 00:02:57,676 I JUST THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE IT SLOW. 71 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,808 SLOW... ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 72 00:02:59,810 --> 00:03:01,210 SLOWER THAN THAT! 73 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,563 JUST DON'T DO OR SAY ANYTHING YOU'RE GONNA REGRET. 74 00:03:05,556 --> 00:03:07,286 ( sighs deeply ) WOW. 75 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:08,818 YOU'RE REALLY KINDA TYING MY HANDS ON THIS ONE. 76 00:03:08,819 --> 00:03:09,819 BUT THANKS, BRO. 77 00:03:09,820 --> 00:03:11,590 ( door opens ) 78 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:13,922 OH. DANNY. PERFECT. 79 00:03:13,924 --> 00:03:15,774 YOU ARE JUST THE MAN WE WERE LOOKING FOR. 80 00:03:15,766 --> 00:03:17,266 WE NEED SOME ADVICE. 81 00:03:17,268 --> 00:03:19,428 WHY NOT? APPARENTLY, IT'S WHAT I DO. 82 00:03:20,571 --> 00:03:21,701 ( clears throat ) OKAY. 83 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:22,872 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS? 84 00:03:22,873 --> 00:03:24,713 YOU KNOW HOW THE RANGERS ARE ONE OF THE ONLY 85 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:26,635 PRO HOCKEY TEAMS WITHOUT A MASCOT? 86 00:03:26,637 --> 00:03:28,477 - UH-HUH. - AND HOW THEY'RE HAVING A CONTEST 87 00:03:28,479 --> 00:03:30,439 - TO FINALLY PICK ONE? - UH-HUH. 88 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:32,682 WE'RE ENTERING! 89 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:37,294 UH-HUH... 90 00:03:37,288 --> 00:03:40,288 - WE DECIDED ON KANGAROOS... - YEAH. 91 00:03:40,291 --> 00:03:43,291 - BUT WE'RE CALLING OURSELVES... - WAIT. 92 00:03:43,294 --> 00:03:45,804 THE RANGER-ROOS. 93 00:03:45,796 --> 00:03:47,456 - ( chuckles ) - ( mimics gunshot ) 94 00:03:48,999 --> 00:03:51,429 - THAT PART WAS MY IDEA, SO-- - YEAH. 95 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:53,402 THIS PART IS MY IDEA-- NO! 96 00:03:53,404 --> 00:03:55,644 YOU CANNOT BE MY TEAM'S MASCOT. 97 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:57,936 LOOK, DANNY, IT'S JUST A ONE-TIME THING. 98 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:00,808 AND BESIDES, IT'S THE ONLY WAY I'M GONNA GET TO WATCH YOU PLAY 99 00:04:00,811 --> 00:04:02,941 SINCE I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM THE NEXT THREE HOME GAMES. 100 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:05,653 ( scoffs ) YOU STEAL ONE ZAMBONI. 101 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:06,676 - I KNOW. - YOU KNOW-- 102 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:10,018 LOOK, AND I'LL FINALLY BE VINDICATED. 103 00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:12,020 I TRIED OUT TO BE MY HIGH SCHOOL MASCOT 104 00:04:12,022 --> 00:04:14,022 FIVE TIMES! 105 00:04:14,024 --> 00:04:15,734 GO SALAMANDERS! 106 00:04:16,827 --> 00:04:17,827 - OW! - OH, GOD! 107 00:04:17,828 --> 00:04:18,828 - OH, MY GOD! - OH, GOD. 108 00:04:18,829 --> 00:04:19,829 ARE YOU OKAY? 109 00:04:19,830 --> 00:04:20,990 OW! I SHOULD HAVE STRETCHED. 110 00:04:20,991 --> 00:04:22,531 - YOU SHOULD HAVE STRETCHED. - OH, MY GOD. 111 00:04:22,533 --> 00:04:23,863 GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE IT TO ME. 112 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:24,874 - STRETCH ME OUT. - STRETCH IT, STRETCH IT. 113 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,365 - STRETCH! - ( screams ) 114 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:27,867 ( high-pitched ) OH, MY GOD! 115 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,868 LOOK, DANNY. I PROMISE: 116 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:31,640 WE WON'T DO ANYTHING TO EMBARRASS YOU. 117 00:04:36,647 --> 00:04:37,947 ( chanting ) WE HOP, WE'VE GOT A POUCH! 118 00:04:37,948 --> 00:04:39,748 AND WE'RE BIG AND STRONG! 119 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:41,650 ( chanting ) WHEN YOU ROOT FOR THE RANGERS, 120 00:04:41,652 --> 00:04:43,012 Both: YOU CAN'T GO WRONG! 121 00:04:43,013 --> 00:04:44,723 - I'M KANGA! - I'M ROO! 122 00:04:44,715 --> 00:04:46,385 Both: AND WE'RE MASCOTS TOO! 123 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:47,687 SO COME TO OUR GAMES 124 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:49,558 Both: AND WE'LL ROOT WITH YOU! 125 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,060 HOP IT TO THE ROO, YO! 126 00:05:00,671 --> 00:05:01,971 ( groaning ) YEAH. 127 00:05:01,972 --> 00:05:03,672 HUH? ( exhales deeply ) 128 00:05:03,674 --> 00:05:04,814 SO? 129 00:05:05,836 --> 00:05:07,806 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? RIGHT? - HUH. 130 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,808 WELL, I FOR ONE... 131 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,310 - AM SPEECHLESS. - YEAH! 132 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,381 - YOU LOVED IT. YOU LOVED IT! - YEAH! 133 00:05:13,384 --> 00:05:15,354 JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE YOUR HEADS ON 134 00:05:15,346 --> 00:05:16,716 THE ENTIRE TIME, RIGHT? 135 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,417 - YOU NEVER KNOW. - WE DON'T KNOW, WE'RE ARTISTS. 136 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:19,889 - YOU NEVER KNOW. - WE'RE ARTISTS. 137 00:05:19,890 --> 00:05:21,690 OKAY! BIG NEWS, PEOPLE. 138 00:05:21,692 --> 00:05:24,402 I JUST SCORED FOUR TICKETS TO THE JUNKYARD BUNNIES CONCERT TONIGHT, 139 00:05:24,395 --> 00:05:26,555 AND I'M INVITING YOU, YOU AND YOU. 140 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:28,998 IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO WEAR THAT. 141 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,730 W-WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT? 142 00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:34,742 I BELIEVE IT INVOLVES A PLOT TO DESTROY MY LIFE. 143 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:36,635 HEY, MOM, CAN YOU, UH-- 144 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:37,807 STAY HOME ALONE WITH A SLEEPING BABY 145 00:05:37,808 --> 00:05:39,468 WHILE YOU GUYS GO TO A CONCERT AND GET DRUNK? 146 00:05:39,470 --> 00:05:41,110 THANKS, MOM, YOU'RE THE BEST. 147 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:44,753 COME HERE, LITTLE EMMA. 148 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,415 YOU CAN SIT IN GRANDMA'S POUCH 149 00:05:46,417 --> 00:05:47,877 AND I'LL TELL YOU THE STORY ABOUT THE TIME 150 00:05:47,878 --> 00:05:49,748 I DATED A SHORT AUSTRALIAN. 151 00:05:51,922 --> 00:05:54,082 HE WAS... ( Australian accent ) A SHRIMP ON THE BONNIE. 152 00:05:54,084 --> 00:05:56,364 ( mouthing ) 153 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,686 BEN, 154 00:05:57,688 --> 00:05:59,688 HOW DID YOU EVER GET TICKETS TO THE JUNKYARD BUNNIES? 155 00:05:59,690 --> 00:06:01,360 THEY'RE LIKE THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE CITY. 156 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,091 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I DIDN'T DO-- 157 00:06:03,093 --> 00:06:06,543 CALL ALL THE RADIO STATIONS AND LIE ABOUT ONLY HAVING THREE MONTHS LEFT TO LIVE. 158 00:06:06,537 --> 00:06:08,097 NO, I DID NOT! ( laughs ) 159 00:06:09,740 --> 00:06:11,040 OH, MY GOD. I'M SO SO SO EXCITED! 160 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:12,741 OKAY, UM, I'M GONNA GO HOME AND CHANGE. 161 00:06:12,743 --> 00:06:13,843 I'LL SEE YOU GUYS IN AN HOUR? 162 00:06:13,844 --> 00:06:14,884 - PERFECT. - OKAY. 163 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,575 IS IT WEIRD IF I WEAR MY ROO SUIT? 164 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,578 YOU KNOW, I NEED TO GET COMFORTABLE IN IT ENOUGH, 165 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:21,510 SO THAT I DON'T EVEN NOTICE IT'S ON. 166 00:06:21,512 --> 00:06:23,982 NOT SO FAST, MY FURRY LITTLE FRIEND. 167 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,724 I REALLY ONLY GOT TWO TICKETS. 168 00:06:25,716 --> 00:06:27,686 I'M TAKING RILEY. 169 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:29,788 YOU TWO JUST REMEMBERED THAT YOU HAVE PLANS THAT YOU CAN'T GET OUT OF. 170 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:31,960 WHAT? HOW DO YOU KNOW I CAN'T GET OUT OF THEM?! 171 00:06:31,962 --> 00:06:33,892 I SHOULD AT LEAST TRY, RIGHT? 172 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,095 DANNY! 173 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:37,696 I'M TRYING TO TEST THE WATERS WITH RILEY. 174 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:40,028 RILEY? I THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER THAT. 175 00:06:40,030 --> 00:06:41,970 APPARENTLY, SHE GAVE HIM A LOOK. 176 00:06:41,972 --> 00:06:44,002 DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE SCOOCH. 177 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:46,714 OH, A LOOK AND A SCOOCH? 178 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:48,877 OH, SHOOT, MAN, YOU BETTER JUST GO FOR IT THEN. 179 00:06:50,180 --> 00:06:51,540 THANK YOU. 180 00:06:51,542 --> 00:06:53,042 I REALLY JUST NEED TONIGHT TO SEEM CASUAL 181 00:06:53,043 --> 00:06:54,043 AND SPONTANEOUS. 182 00:06:54,044 --> 00:06:56,054 I'M THINKING AFTER THE CONCERT 183 00:06:56,046 --> 00:06:58,816 WE GO FOR A LITTLE ROMANTIC WALK IN THE PARK. 184 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:01,849 MAYBE GET OURSELVES CAUGHT IN A LITTLE DOWNPOUR, 185 00:07:01,852 --> 00:07:03,522 HUDDLE UNDER MY COAT, UNTIL WE FINALLY END UP 186 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:04,864 AT THE BAR FOR A NIGHTCAP. 187 00:07:06,096 --> 00:07:07,456 AND THEN 188 00:07:07,458 --> 00:07:09,098 AS SHE LOOKS UP AT ME, 189 00:07:09,099 --> 00:07:11,099 I SMILE AT HER 190 00:07:11,101 --> 00:07:14,611 AND WE SHARE OUR FIRST SWEET KISS. 191 00:07:16,707 --> 00:07:18,767 AND YOU THINK THIS OUTFIT'S EMBARRASSING? 192 00:07:21,612 --> 00:07:23,612 NO! STUPID RAIN. 193 00:07:23,614 --> 00:07:25,454 I CAN'T BELIEVE I RUINED MY NEW BOOTS. 194 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,875 YEAH, SORRY ABOUT THAT. 195 00:07:26,877 --> 00:07:28,217 I GUESS RUNNING AROUND WITH A JACKET ON OUR HEADS 196 00:07:28,218 --> 00:07:29,848 PROBABLY WASN'T THE BEST IDEA. 197 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,550 ( chuckles ) IT'S OKAY. 198 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:32,782 IT WAS FUN. 199 00:07:32,783 --> 00:07:33,923 BUT YOU KNOW, NOW THAT WE'RE BOTH SINGLE, 200 00:07:33,924 --> 00:07:35,834 WE CAN TOTALLY DO THIS AGAIN SOMETIME. 201 00:07:37,227 --> 00:07:38,887 WE'LL SEE HOW LONG YOU ACTUALLY STAY THAT WAY. 202 00:07:38,889 --> 00:07:40,789 WHICH WAY? 203 00:07:40,791 --> 00:07:42,461 UM, SINGLE? 204 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,462 BEN. NO OFFENSE, 205 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,244 BUT YOU'RE KINDA THE HOOKUP KING. 206 00:07:46,236 --> 00:07:49,236 NORMALLY, I WOULD SAY THANK YOU... 207 00:07:49,239 --> 00:07:51,899 BUT I'M THINKING ABOUT HANGING UP MY CROWN. 208 00:07:51,902 --> 00:07:53,772 YOU KNOW, TRY TO FIND THE RIGHT GIRL. 209 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,814 OH. 210 00:07:55,806 --> 00:07:57,246 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE LOOKING. 211 00:07:57,247 --> 00:07:58,907 OH, I'M LOOKING. 212 00:08:00,911 --> 00:08:02,081 BUT, YOU KNOW, YOUR TRACK RECORD 213 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,912 ISN'T EXACTLY ANYTHING TO BRAG ABOUT. 214 00:08:03,914 --> 00:08:05,794 ( scoffs ) OH, YEAH? 215 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:07,516 AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE GUYS THAT I GO OUT WITH? 216 00:08:07,518 --> 00:08:10,158 NOTHING, I GUESS, IF YOU LIKE GUYS WITH ADVANCED DEGREES 217 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,820 IN BORE-OLOGY. 218 00:08:11,822 --> 00:08:14,492 ( scoffs ) OH, OKAY. 219 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,504 WELL, SINCE YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW ME SO WELL, 220 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,767 WHAT KINDA GUY SHOULD I BE GOING OUT WITH? 221 00:08:18,769 --> 00:08:20,769 OKAY, OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, 222 00:08:20,771 --> 00:08:23,931 I'M THINKING A GUY-- HANDSOME, FUNNY, 223 00:08:23,934 --> 00:08:26,784 GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC, WHO MAYBE TAKES AN INTEREST IN YOUR LIFE. 224 00:08:26,777 --> 00:08:29,277 HEY, GREAT CONCERT TONIGHT. HOW'S WORK GOING BY THE WAY? 225 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,553 YOU REALLY THINK I COULD DO BETTER? 226 00:08:34,545 --> 00:08:36,515 I DO. 227 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,516 I REALLY DO. 228 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,918 OKAY. 229 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,090 THEN I'M IN YOUR HANDS. 230 00:08:42,753 --> 00:08:44,223 HERE? NOW? 231 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:47,657 ABSOLUTELY. 232 00:08:47,658 --> 00:08:49,298 I MEAN, SINCE YOU'RE CLEARLY AN EXPERT 233 00:08:49,299 --> 00:08:50,959 IN ALL THINGS RILEY. 234 00:08:50,961 --> 00:08:52,761 FIND ME THE PERFECT GUY. 235 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,614 WAIT. 236 00:08:55,606 --> 00:08:56,836 YOU WANT ME TO FIND YOU A DATE? 237 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:58,167 ( chuckling ) YEAH. 238 00:08:58,168 --> 00:08:59,538 IT'S GONNA BE FUN. 239 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,169 THANKS, BEN. YOU WANT ANOTHER ROUND? 240 00:09:04,675 --> 00:09:06,575 I HOLD HER HAND, 241 00:09:06,577 --> 00:09:08,747 I LEAN IN FOR A SWEET KISS... 242 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,049 AND I SET HER UP WITH ANOTHER GUY. 243 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,580 WELL DONE, WHEELER. 244 00:09:16,026 --> 00:09:17,126 Ben: LOOK, I'M SORRY FOR WAKING YOU. 245 00:09:17,127 --> 00:09:18,957 BUT IF THERE WAS EVER A TIME TO CALL A MEETING 246 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,989 OF THE EMERGENCY CRISIS TASK FORCE, 247 00:09:20,991 --> 00:09:22,931 IT'S NOW. 248 00:09:22,933 --> 00:09:24,803 SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 249 00:09:24,795 --> 00:09:26,265 YOU TOOK RILEY OUT ON A FAKE DATE 250 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:27,936 TO SEE IF SHE WOULD GO ON A REAL DATE. 251 00:09:27,938 --> 00:09:29,968 BUT NOW YOU HAVE TO SET HER UP ON THE PERFECT DATE 252 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,000 WITH SOMEONE ELSE? 253 00:09:31,001 --> 00:09:32,971 YOU CAN SEE WHY I CALLED THE MEETING. 254 00:09:33,944 --> 00:09:35,114 BUT HERE'S THE REAL PROBLEM: 255 00:09:35,105 --> 00:09:36,975 IF I SET HER UP WITH SOME LOSER, 256 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,277 THEN SHE'S GONNA THINK I DON'T KNOW HER AT ALL. 257 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:40,278 BUT IF I SET HER UP WITH SOME GREAT GUY, 258 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,650 WELL, THEN SHE'S GOING OUT WITH A GREAT GUY. 259 00:09:42,653 --> 00:09:44,113 AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH THAT? 260 00:09:44,114 --> 00:09:45,924 YOU CAN'T. 261 00:09:47,858 --> 00:09:50,988 LOOK, MAN, WHAT YOU NEED IS A GUY WHO SEEMS GREAT. 262 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:54,221 BUT THEN TURNS OUT TO BE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSER. 263 00:09:54,224 --> 00:09:56,304 OKAY. NOW THAT YOU CAN COMPETE WITH. 264 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:57,296 ( chuckles ) 265 00:10:01,872 --> 00:10:03,372 ( chanting ) WE ARE THE RANGERS. 266 00:10:03,373 --> 00:10:04,843 ( chanting ) THE RANGER-ROOS. 267 00:10:04,835 --> 00:10:06,335 WE'RE HERE TO GET YOU... 268 00:10:06,336 --> 00:10:08,006 ...INTO THE GROOVE. 269 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,708 WE'RE HERE TO DANCE. 270 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,010 WE'RE HERE TO SWAY. 271 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,881 Both: YOU GOT A PROBLEM? 272 00:10:12,883 --> 00:10:14,013 GET OUT OUR WAY. 273 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,854 HOP IT TO THE ROO, YO. 274 00:10:15,846 --> 00:10:19,846 ( both vocalizing ) ♪ HOP IT TO THE ROO, YO. ♪ 275 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:27,004 OH. HEY, GUYS. I GOT SOME BAD NEWS. 276 00:10:26,997 --> 00:10:28,997 I WAS BRAGGING TO THE GUYS AT THE FRONT OFFICE ABOUT HOW 277 00:10:28,999 --> 00:10:30,859 YOU TWO WERE GONNA SWEEP THE MASCOT COMPETITION-- 278 00:10:30,861 --> 00:10:32,201 - OH... - OHH. 279 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:36,073 BUT THEN THEY TOLD ME, "NO PAIRS ALLOWED." 280 00:10:36,066 --> 00:10:37,936 - REALLY? - ARE YOU SURE? 281 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:39,638 YEAH, IT'S RIGHT HERE ON THE ENTRY FORM. 282 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,939 SECTION "C," SUB-PARAGRAPH SEVEN-- 283 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:42,671 "NO PAIRS." ( inhales sharply ) 284 00:10:42,673 --> 00:10:44,273 THAT TOTALLY SUCKS. 285 00:10:44,274 --> 00:10:46,084 YEAH. I KNOW. 286 00:10:46,076 --> 00:10:48,276 ( weakly ) SHOOT. 287 00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:51,650 YOU KNOW WHAT? 288 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,851 YOU SHOULD DO IT. 289 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:55,993 YEAH, YOU CAME UP WITH THE WHOLE KANGAROO IDEA. 290 00:10:55,986 --> 00:10:58,656 YEAH, BUT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PUT "RANGER" AND "OO" TOGETHER. 291 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,188 I MEAN, WE'D BE NOTHING WITHOUT THAT. 292 00:11:00,190 --> 00:11:01,890 YOU'RE RIGHT. 293 00:11:01,892 --> 00:11:03,662 YOU SHOULD DO IT. 294 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:07,043 WELL, I REALLY HATE THIS IDEA... 295 00:11:07,037 --> 00:11:08,737 BUT MAYBE NEITHER OF YOU SHOULD DO IT. 296 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,040 YOU KNOW WHAT? HE'S RIGHT. 297 00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:13,041 WE'RE EITHER IN THIS TOGETHER 298 00:11:13,043 --> 00:11:15,053 OR NOT AT ALL. 299 00:11:15,045 --> 00:11:16,905 THEN IT'S NOT AT ALL. 300 00:11:16,907 --> 00:11:18,377 IT'S THE RANGER-ROO WAY. 301 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,280 YES! 302 00:11:23,153 --> 00:11:24,213 Ben: ALL RIGHT, SO YOU THINK YOU GOT THIS? 303 00:11:24,214 --> 00:11:25,994 YEAH. 304 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,256 YOU WANT ME TO PRETEND TO TAKE YOUR FRIEND RILEY 305 00:11:27,257 --> 00:11:28,687 ON A DATE TO A RANGERS GAME. 306 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:31,318 NO, NOT JUST A DATE. THE PERFECT DATE, OKAY? 307 00:11:31,321 --> 00:11:34,871 HERE'S A LIST OF ALL HER LIKES AND DISLIKES. 308 00:11:34,865 --> 00:11:36,995 I NEED YOU TO CHARM HER, WOO HER... 309 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:38,927 AND THEN DROP HER COLD. 310 00:11:38,929 --> 00:11:41,699 ARE YOU SURE YOU LIKE THIS GIRL? 311 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,701 WOULD I BE GOING TO ALL THIS TROUBLE IF I DIDN'T? 312 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,703 ( scoffs ) 313 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,044 NOW THIS IS THE IMPORTANT PART: 314 00:11:47,037 --> 00:11:49,007 WHEN THE HORN GOES OFF AFTER THE FIRST PERIOD, 315 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,339 THAT'S WHEN YOU NEED TO TELL HER YOU JUST... 316 00:11:51,341 --> 00:11:52,711 YOU CAN'T DO THIS. 317 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,282 YOU JUST GOT A TEXT FROM YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND. 318 00:11:54,284 --> 00:11:56,054 I DON'T HAVE AN EX-GIRLFRIEND. 319 00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:57,886 AND WE'RE STILL PRETENDING. 320 00:11:59,189 --> 00:12:00,819 - WHAT'S HER NAME? - RILEY. 321 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,051 NO! MY EX-GIRLFRIEND. 322 00:12:02,052 --> 00:12:04,122 OH! UH... ALICE? 323 00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,164 ALICE. NICE! 324 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,898 AND SINCE YOU STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR ALICE, 325 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,900 IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO RILEY. 326 00:12:11,902 --> 00:12:14,942 BUT IN YOUR HEART OF HEARTS, YOU KNOW THAT SHE CAN DO BETTER. 327 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:17,865 AND THEN BETTER SWOOPS IN AND PICKS UP THE PIECES-- 328 00:12:17,868 --> 00:12:18,868 OVER AND DONE. 329 00:12:18,869 --> 00:12:20,169 BUT SERIOUSLY, DUDE, 330 00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:21,840 WHY DON'T YOU ASK THIS GIRL OUT? 331 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,972 I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE THINGS DON'T GET TOO COMPLICATED. 332 00:12:25,315 --> 00:12:26,475 ( crowd cheering ) 333 00:12:32,022 --> 00:12:33,852 ( crowd clamoring ) 334 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,164 COME ON, WHEELER! 335 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,855 DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE AND PUNCH HIM FOR YOU. 336 00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:43,430 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE A LAWYER WHO ALSO LOVES HOCKEY. 337 00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:44,843 THAT'S AMAZING. 338 00:12:44,835 --> 00:12:46,295 I KNOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER. 339 00:12:46,296 --> 00:12:48,266 ( chuckles ) NEXT THING YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME IS THAT 340 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,438 YOU'RE A... 341 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,340 JUNKYARD BUNNIES FAN. 342 00:12:52,342 --> 00:12:54,502 OH, MY GOD! 343 00:12:54,504 --> 00:12:55,784 I AM. 344 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:56,975 NO WAY! 345 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,979 EXCUSE ME. 346 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,451 I'M PERFORMING LATER, SO... 347 00:13:02,452 --> 00:13:03,982 ( chuckles ) EXCUSE ME. 348 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,464 HEY, BEN. 349 00:13:05,455 --> 00:13:06,885 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 350 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,887 AND AGAIN, WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT? 351 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,519 OH, WELL, IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF BOTH OF US MISSED OUT 352 00:13:11,521 --> 00:13:13,561 ON THIS AMAZING OPPORTUNITY, SO-- 353 00:13:13,563 --> 00:13:15,073 SORRY. EXCUSE ME. 354 00:13:15,065 --> 00:13:16,565 SORRY. EXCUSE ME. 355 00:13:16,566 --> 00:13:17,896 OH, PARDON ME. OH, THERE WE GO. 356 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,068 OKAY, SORRY. 357 00:13:19,069 --> 00:13:21,569 ( groans ) YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 358 00:13:21,571 --> 00:13:22,931 TUCKER?! 359 00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:24,073 MRS. WHEELER. 360 00:13:24,074 --> 00:13:26,044 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING OUT WITH VANESSA. 361 00:13:26,036 --> 00:13:28,036 AND I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE BABYSITTING. 362 00:13:28,038 --> 00:13:30,378 YEAH, SHE DID. WHERE IS MY BABY? 363 00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:32,340 AND DO NOT TELL ME SHE'S IN THAT POUCH. 364 00:13:32,342 --> 00:13:34,012 NO, THAT'S JUST MY PURSE AND A HOT DOG. 365 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,024 I GOT A SITTER. 366 00:13:37,387 --> 00:13:39,217 WELL, MAY THE BEST RANGER-ROO WIN. 367 00:13:39,219 --> 00:13:41,049 OH, DON'T WORRY, SHE WILL. 368 00:13:41,051 --> 00:13:42,221 OHH-H, OKAY. 369 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,552 - OH, YEAH - YEAH, PUT THOSE ON. 370 00:13:43,553 --> 00:13:44,933 - ( buzzer sounds ) - YES! 371 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:45,895 FIRST PERIOD'S OVER. 372 00:13:45,896 --> 00:13:47,396 AND WHILE I'M DEEPLY ENTHRALLED 373 00:13:47,397 --> 00:13:49,927 IN THIS EPISODE OF "WHEN KANGAROOS ATTACK," 374 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,900 I'VE GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO ATTEND TO. 375 00:13:51,902 --> 00:13:54,402 NAMELY ME... AND RILEY. 376 00:13:55,405 --> 00:13:56,905 ( coughs ) 377 00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,408 WAIT, WHERE'D THEY GO? 378 00:14:07,577 --> 00:14:09,177 ( chuckling nervously ) HEY! 379 00:14:09,179 --> 00:14:10,919 WHERE ARE YOU TWO OFF TO? 380 00:14:10,921 --> 00:14:13,081 IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, THAT WAS THE FIRST PERIOD BUZZER. 381 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:14,153 OH, YEAH. 382 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,564 IT'S GETTING A LITTLE LOUD IN THERE, AND I 383 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,155 KEEP GETTING HIT IN THE HEAD WITH KANGAROO TAILS. 384 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:18,887 SO KEVIN SUGGESTED 385 00:14:18,889 --> 00:14:21,159 WE GO BACK TO HIS PLACE AND WATCH THE REST OF THE GAME. 386 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,131 ( high-pitched ) OH, IS THAT WHAT KEVIN SUGGESTED? 387 00:14:23,133 --> 00:14:24,293 ( chuckles ) 388 00:14:24,294 --> 00:14:26,204 CAN I BORROW HIM FOR JUST A SECOND? 389 00:14:26,196 --> 00:14:28,196 LEGAL STUFF. GUY LEGAL STUFF. 390 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,001 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 391 00:14:33,003 --> 00:14:34,303 THIS PLAN CANNOT BE ANY SIMPLER. 392 00:14:34,304 --> 00:14:36,454 I PAY YOU 20 BUCKS-- YOU ACT LIKE A JERK. 393 00:14:36,446 --> 00:14:37,476 NOW GET TO IT. 394 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:40,007 WELL, THERE'S A LITTLE CHANGE OF PLAN, 395 00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:42,250 'CAUSE I THINK SHE'S TOTALLY INTO ME. 396 00:14:42,252 --> 00:14:44,082 BECAUSE I TOLD YOU WHAT TO SAY. 397 00:14:45,155 --> 00:14:47,015 I KNOW. THANKS FOR THAT, MAN. 398 00:14:47,017 --> 00:14:48,217 SHE'S PRETTY AMAZING. 399 00:14:48,218 --> 00:14:50,258 DUH! WHICH IS WHY I'M TRYING TO DATE HER. 400 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:52,260 OOH. TOO LATE. 401 00:14:52,262 --> 00:14:54,092 I THINK SHE'S ALREADY SEEING SOMEONE. 402 00:14:57,027 --> 00:14:59,267 YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS. 403 00:14:59,269 --> 00:15:01,099 SURE I AM. 404 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,631 UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO TELL HER THE WHOLE THING WAS A SETUP. 405 00:15:06,036 --> 00:15:07,336 YEAH. 406 00:15:07,337 --> 00:15:08,907 DIDN'T THINK SO. 407 00:15:11,141 --> 00:15:13,181 WORST 20 BUCKS I EVER SPENT. 408 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,647 DUDE, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! 409 00:15:18,648 --> 00:15:20,318 YOU LET RILEY GO HOME WITH A TOTAL STRANGER. 410 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,590 YOU'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING. 411 00:15:21,591 --> 00:15:23,291 NOT A TOTAL STRANGER. 412 00:15:23,293 --> 00:15:25,263 - THEN CALL HIM! - I DON'T HAVE HIS NUMBER. 413 00:15:25,255 --> 00:15:26,325 WELL, GO TO HIS HOUSE. 414 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,256 I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHERE HE LIVES. 415 00:15:28,258 --> 00:15:30,428 WELL, TRACK HIM DOWN! WHAT'S HIS LAST NAME? 416 00:15:31,561 --> 00:15:33,231 OH, MY GOD. HE'S A TOTAL STRANGER. 417 00:15:35,305 --> 00:15:37,165 - BEN! - ( whistle tweets ) 418 00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:39,137 - ( crowd clamoring ) - WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING? 419 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,369 WOW! 420 00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:42,240 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE GET A PENALTY 421 00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,112 WHEN THEY WERE ALREADY IN THE PENALTY BOX. 422 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,245 ( buzzer sounds ) 423 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,716 ( crowd cheering ) 424 00:15:47,717 --> 00:15:50,077 Announcer: AND THAT'S THE END OF THE SECOND PERIOD. 425 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:53,180 NOW FANS, PLEASE TURN YOUR ATTENTION TO THE JUMBOTRON. 426 00:15:55,425 --> 00:15:57,425 TIME FOR OUR MASCOT COMPETITION. 427 00:15:57,427 --> 00:16:00,027 SO BE SURE TO CHEER FOR YOUR FAVORITE. 428 00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:02,590 I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I SHOWED YOU MY BEST MOVES. 429 00:16:02,592 --> 00:16:04,962 OH, IF THOSE WERE YOUR "BEST MOVES," 430 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,444 THEN I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST GO HOME NOW. 431 00:16:06,436 --> 00:16:08,136 OH? OH, YEAH? GUESS WHAT? 432 00:16:08,138 --> 00:16:10,168 - YOU WILL KANGA-RUE THE DAY... - ( scoffs ) 433 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:13,200 - ...THAT YOU EVER TRIED TO CROSS ME. - OH, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. 434 00:16:13,203 --> 00:16:15,183 - OH, IT WAS GOOD. - ( mockingly ) OH, SO GOOD! 435 00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,605 OH, MY GOD! THIS IS IT! WE'RE MISSING IT! 436 00:16:23,013 --> 00:16:25,023 ( crowd cheers ) 437 00:16:26,716 --> 00:16:29,156 HANDS OFF MY JOEY! 438 00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:30,389 ( gasps ) 439 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,090 OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T! 440 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,022 COME ON! 441 00:16:34,024 --> 00:16:35,704 ( grunting ) 442 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,225 OW! 443 00:16:37,227 --> 00:16:38,197 OH, HELL NAH! 444 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:41,168 ( crowd cheering ) 445 00:16:41,171 --> 00:16:43,671 THIS HAPPENS EVERY TIME! 446 00:16:45,275 --> 00:16:47,105 WAIT, DANNY. I KNOW WHAT TO DO. 447 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,137 I'LL MAKE THIS RIGHT. 448 00:16:48,138 --> 00:16:49,138 STAY HERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 449 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,340 WHERE WOULD I GO? 450 00:16:51,341 --> 00:16:52,511 I'M AT WORK. 451 00:17:02,192 --> 00:17:03,692 PRETTY NICE, HUH? 452 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,195 NOT EXACTLY 453 00:17:06,196 --> 00:17:08,226 WHAT I PICTURED FOR A SENIOR PARTNER 454 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,428 AT A LAW FIRM. 455 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,299 HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU SHARE THIS PLACE WITH? 456 00:17:11,301 --> 00:17:13,501 JUST TWO. AND A BAND. 457 00:17:15,265 --> 00:17:17,305 OH, I SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 458 00:17:17,307 --> 00:17:20,637 WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET THINGS MOVING BEFORE THEY GET HOME. 459 00:17:22,512 --> 00:17:25,682 ACTUALLY, UM, DO YOU THINK WE COULD TURN THE GAME ON BEFORE IT GETS TOO LATE? 460 00:17:25,675 --> 00:17:27,275 I PROMISED DANNY THAT I'D WATCH. 461 00:17:27,277 --> 00:17:29,317 - NO PROBLEM. - THANKS. 462 00:17:29,319 --> 00:17:31,449 AND, UH, I HAVE TWO REALLY GOOD FRIENDS IN THE MASCOT COMPETITION 463 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,651 AT INTERMISSION. 464 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,722 Announcer: And it's a fluffy scuffle 465 00:17:34,724 --> 00:17:36,364 here at Madison Square Garden. 466 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:39,686 A fight has gone down amongst the mascot contestants. 467 00:17:39,689 --> 00:17:41,059 ARE THOSE THEM? 468 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,690 ( scoffs ) NO. NO NO NO NO. 469 00:17:42,692 --> 00:17:44,362 IT'S DEFINITELY NOT THEM. 470 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,144 - ( thud on TV ) - Crowd: OOH! 471 00:17:46,136 --> 00:17:48,136 ( crowd cheering ) 472 00:18:15,365 --> 00:18:16,395 WAIT. WHAT IS THAT? 473 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,366 IS THAT BEN? 474 00:18:18,368 --> 00:18:20,198 - HEY! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PICTURE? - HEY! OH, MAN! 475 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,370 AND MY ROOMMATE SAID HE PAID THE CABLE BILL. 476 00:18:22,372 --> 00:18:23,432 ( sighs ) 477 00:18:36,686 --> 00:18:40,216 OKAY, THAT WAS DEFINITELY BEN. BUT IF THIS WAS HIS IDEA 478 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,690 IN THE FIRST PLACE, WHY WOULD HE TELL ME THAT YOU'RE A LIAR? 479 00:18:42,692 --> 00:18:44,552 OH, DID YOU THINK THAT SAID "LIAR"? 480 00:18:44,554 --> 00:18:48,264 I'M PRETTY SURE IT SAID "FLIER." 481 00:18:48,258 --> 00:18:50,258 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW... 482 00:18:52,202 --> 00:18:53,532 I'M ALSO A PILOT. 483 00:18:55,365 --> 00:18:56,765 WANNA MAKE OUT? 484 00:18:58,468 --> 00:19:01,138 OKAY, YOU KNOW, I SHOULD PROBABLY GO. 485 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,140 ARE YOU SURE? I DON'T HAVE TO BE AT WORK UNTIL NOON. 486 00:19:06,216 --> 00:19:08,216 WAIT A MINUTE. 487 00:19:08,218 --> 00:19:09,278 IS THIS YOURS? 488 00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:10,719 NO. 489 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,293 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WORKED FOR A LAW FIRM. 490 00:19:15,285 --> 00:19:17,285 I DO. 491 00:19:18,288 --> 00:19:20,328 WE HAVE A REALLY CASUAL DRESS CODE. 492 00:19:22,232 --> 00:19:23,232 OKAY. 493 00:19:27,197 --> 00:19:28,367 HI. 494 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,238 RILEY, HI. 495 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,240 - EVERYTHING OKAY? - YEAH. 496 00:19:32,242 --> 00:19:34,372 SAW YOU ON TV TONIGHT. 497 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,314 YOU DID? 498 00:19:36,306 --> 00:19:38,606 IT REALLY COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MORE PERFECT. 499 00:19:39,609 --> 00:19:40,749 IT COULDN'T? 500 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:43,310 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT YOU. 501 00:19:43,313 --> 00:19:45,183 - YOU DON'T? - ( chuckles ) 502 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,864 YEAH. 503 00:19:46,856 --> 00:19:48,516 BUT I THINK FROM NOW ON, 504 00:19:48,518 --> 00:19:49,758 I'M GONNA PICK MY OWN GUYS. 505 00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:52,960 WAIT. WAIT, WHAT? 506 00:19:52,962 --> 00:19:56,472 BEN, YOU SET ME UP WITH A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR. 507 00:19:56,466 --> 00:19:59,226 BUT YOU DO GET POINTS FOR SAVING ME WITH THAT SIGN. 508 00:19:59,229 --> 00:20:00,899 YEAH. 509 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,730 THAT SIGN. 510 00:20:02,732 --> 00:20:04,802 DID YOU SEE ANY OTHER SIGNS? 511 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,544 NO, WAS THERE SOMETHING ELSE? 512 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,908 NOTHING IMPORTANT. 513 00:20:12,882 --> 00:20:14,342 WELL... ( sighs ) 514 00:20:14,344 --> 00:20:15,824 I GUESS THE SEARCH FOR THE PERFECT GUY 515 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,815 IS... STILL ON. 516 00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,487 I GUESS IT IS. 517 00:20:19,489 --> 00:20:20,819 YEAH. 518 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,650 ( inhales deeply ) I GUESS IT IS. 519 00:20:24,294 --> 00:20:26,464 ( cellphone buzzes ) 520 00:20:26,456 --> 00:20:27,626 ONE SECOND. 521 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,297 OH, IT'S MY MOM. 522 00:20:29,299 --> 00:20:31,699 I HAVE TO GO BAIL HER OUT OF HOCKEY JAIL. 523 00:20:31,701 --> 00:20:33,001 ( laughs ) 524 00:20:33,002 --> 00:20:35,372 HEY, BUT JUST KNOW... 525 00:20:35,365 --> 00:20:37,235 YOU DESERVE SOMEONE GREAT. 526 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,606 ( quietly ) THANKS. 527 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,711 AND MAYBE ONE DAY YOU'LL REALIZE THAT IT'S YOU. 528 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,551 ( chanting ) WE ARE THE RANGERS. 529 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,022 ( chanting ) THE RANGER-ROOS. 530 00:20:54,023 --> 00:20:55,493 WE'RE HERE TO GET YOU... 531 00:20:55,485 --> 00:20:56,955 ...INTO THE GROOVE. 532 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,956 Both: WE'RE HERE TO DANCE. 533 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,458 WE'RE HERE TO SWAY. 534 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,330 YOU GOT A PROBLEM. 535 00:21:02,332 --> 00:21:03,632 GET OUT OUR WAY. 536 00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:05,473 HOP INTO THE ROO, YO. 537 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,837 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 538 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,400 I THOUGHT THE COMPETITION WAS OVER. 539 00:21:12,402 --> 00:21:16,582 WELL, GUESS WHAT IS IN SUB-PARAGRAPH, SECTION "D"? 540 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,746 - THEY ACCEPT GROUPS. - ( breathy chuckle ) 541 00:21:19,749 --> 00:21:23,579 AND WE STILL HAVE 364 DAYS LEFT UNTIL NEXT YEAR. 542 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:24,583 MM. 543 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,394 I HOPE I GET TRADED. 35983

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