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[♪♪♪]
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[GAVEL POUNDS]
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MAN: Gentlemen, please,
the meeting is called to order,
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and we need quiet, not a riot.
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Otherwise, we can't proceed.
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Listen, you Woman Haters,
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we meet for the seventh time
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to convince each member of the club
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that romance is a crime!
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If you have any questions
or any suggestions
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that you'd like to make today,
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or if you have a notion to offer a motion,
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let's hear what you have to say.
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Come, speak up like a hero.
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Your speech need not be rehearsed.
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Who's that? Oh, yes, it's Mr. Zero.
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All right. I'll speak up first.
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[APPLAUSE]
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I'll give you my opinion
of the opposite sexes.
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When a man marries a girl,
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he has to work while she relaxes.
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Some smart aleck wrote a book
The Woman Always Pays.
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Yeah, she pays for perfume, powder,
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paint and every silly craze.
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But where does the money come from?
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From those dopey guys who fall.
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I say down with every guy who sings,
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"My Life, My Love, My all."
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Gentlemen, gentlemen,
those in favor say "aye."
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MEN: Aye. Aye.
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CHAIRMAN: All right, we'll pass that by.
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Mr. Chairman,
three gentlemen wait without.
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Without what?
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They wanna join our club today.
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Okay, admit them right away.
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[♪♪♪]
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In the name of the Woman Haters Club,
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I welcome you.
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Do you three gentlemen understand
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what you're expected to do?
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Now, boys, relax.
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I said, relax.
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Now, please, at ease. Relax, relax!
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I didn't tell you to break your backs.
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Stand up for the initiation.
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Please. Please. Don't do that.
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CHAIRMAN: Let go!
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[CHAIRMAN GRUNTING]
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CHAIRMAN: I pronounce you members
of the Woman Haters Club!
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ALL: Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!
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Fellas, I'll have to quit that club
I joined last week.
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- BOTH: Quit the club?!
- That's what I said.
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Why, you big fathead, what do you mean?
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It's this way: I met a beautiful girl
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and fell head over heels in love.
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Why, you must be outta your mind.
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- You're crazy.
- What're you thinking of?
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But I promised to marry her tonight.
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BOTH: Tonight?
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Why, if you violate the rules of the club,
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you're just as good as dead.
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If you get married, you'll be carried out
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and clubbed right on the head.
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Down with the traitors
of the Woman Haters Club.
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Fellas, you've convinced me.
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I guess that you're right.
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I'll have to call the wedding off.
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I'll tell her tonight.
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That's fine, but how can we be certain
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you won't give us the double-cross?
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I'll put up my bankroll.
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If I miss, I'll take the loss.
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I got a better idea than that.
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I'll tell you what let's do.
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Jackie, me and you
put up our bankrolls too.
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We'll sign an agreement
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that we three will stick together for life
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and never even look at a girl
and never take a wife.
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Now that you've signed,
please bear in mind,
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from now on, no women around of any kind.
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- Right?
"Right.
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Now the forfeit we'll post.
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- Fill 'em up.
- Fill 'em up.
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Now I'll make a toast.
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To the three musketeers,
who've stuck along for years,
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we've traveled together
in every kind of weather.
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- Right?
"Right.
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What've you got to say for yourself?
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- Me?
- You.
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I've got plenty to say for myself.
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[HICCUPS]
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I beg your pardon, mates.
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Here's to the finest salesmen
in the whole United States.
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Say, by the way,
don't we leave for the row tonight?
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- What day is this?
- The 21st.
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By golly, you're right.
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Let's hurry back.
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We gotta pack our samples for the trip.
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Okay. Before we go,
let's take another sip.
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Here's to our trip.
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You'd better see your girl
and offer her your sympathy.
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Tell her that the bride-to-be
is not the bride-to-be.
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- Right?
"Right.
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[HICCUPS]
[HICCUPS]
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[BELCHES]
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Rain or shine or rain,
I'll meet youse at the train.
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And now I'll tell the lady
that I'll never see her again.
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[IRISH ACCENT] Daughter, it's late.
Have you heard from Jim?
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Now, Dad, he'll be here.
Don't worry about him.
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But the people are waitin'.
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Oh, here he comes now. Hello, Jim.
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Can I see you privately in the next room?
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Not now, dear. What's troubling you?
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Why all the gloom?
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Friends of the family... meet the groom.
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- Aw, congratulations.
- [GUESTS CHATTERING]
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Come on, son-in-law, let's have a drink.
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Well, here's to the happiest ending.
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Gee, I don't feel so hot.
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- Go on, you're joking.
- Sure you're pretending.
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Honestly, father, I'm not.
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That reminds me of a story. Listen.
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That's me other daughter there.
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Well, on her wedding day,
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the fellow she was about
to marry tried to run away.
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Did you ever hear of a nerve like that?
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Well, I took care of that guy.
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In a room, I locked him,
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then I socked him right in the eye.
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Then I turned him over
to me brother, the cop.
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He just picked him up
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and spinned him around like a top.
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Then me other brother,
who's a fighter, began.
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Son, I'm ashamed to tell you
what he did to that man.
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Did he marry your daughter?
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Did he? I should say he did.
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There he is right over there.
He'll be walking soon, poor kid.
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Oh, Jim, let's go.
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- Right now?
- Yeah.
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[GROANS]
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- Good luck.
- Let's go.
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[JIM GROANS]
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[♪♪♪]
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Jim, do you take Mary...
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["HERE COMES THE BRIDE" PLAYS]
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...for your lawful wedded wife?
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I do.
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Mary, do you promise to love him,
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share his joy and share his strife?
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Oh, I do.
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MINISTER:
Place the ring upon her finger.
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Not that one, the other finger.
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I pronounce you man and wife.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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[♪♪♪]
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Honey, we're two hours early.
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Why did we get here so soon?
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Just so we can be alone for a while,
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alone on our honeymoon.
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Oh, darling, you're so thoughtful.
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- Catch on?
- You bet I do.
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Is that all, sir?
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Yeah, that's all that I want with you.
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We're away from the crowd.
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Oh, dear, oh, dear. Whew, what a relief.
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Here you are.
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Oh, thank you, sir.
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Just ring if you want me, chief.
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Oh, darling, I'm so happy
that we're married at last.
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You know something?
I'm gonna try to make you happy too.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I can't believe it.
It all happened so fast.
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Dear, can I ask a little favor of you?
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Why, certainly.
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I want you to promise
to keep our marriage a secret.
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What do you say?
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Why, the idea. Are you ashamed of me?
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[TEARFULLY] Oh, you're
starting out in a nice way.
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Doll, I might meet
some friends on the train
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that'll try to kid me along.
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I dare them to kid you along.
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Okay, I guess I'm wrong.
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♪ For you ♪
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♪ For you, my life
My love, my all ♪
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♪ We'll see the evening twilight
Falling ♪
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♪ I'll come home to you ♪
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♪ Calling ♪
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♪ Yoo-hoo-hoo-h oo ♪
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Jd You'll croon ♪
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♪ Boo-boo-boo-b 0o-boo-boo ♪
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♪ A little song
About the moon ♪
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[WHISTLES POORLY]
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♪ And when I've finished
With my crooning ♪
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♪ On my knees
I'll fall ♪
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BOTH: & My life, my love, my all
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[♪♪♪]
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There.
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Say, what's that button that you wear?
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"W.H.," what can that be?
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- Woman Haters.
- Oh, I see.
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- That's our organization.
- Why?
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It appeals to me somehow.
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- Would you like to join?
- Yes, sir.
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- Okay.
- We'll initiate you now.
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[♪♪♪]
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I now pronounce you a member
of the Woman Haters Club.
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Say, did you see a curly-headed fella?
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Sure enough.
He's in there with a lady.
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Brother, she hot stuff.
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Honey, "W.H."? What does that mean?
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- Wonderful honeymoon.
- Oh...
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[DOOR OPENS]
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What does this mean?
Are you crazy or what?
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You fainted. Did you forgot?
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What do you think, Tommy?
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It's tommyrot. Come here. Come here!
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Is there something I can do, dear?
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Well, I wonder what that's all about.
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Is it possible he's a thief?
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Something tells me this marriage of mine
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is going to end in grief.
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I guess the best way
to settle this matter is
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to attend to it myself.
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Fellas, I tell you, you got me all wrong.
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I was minding my own business
when that woman came along.
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Suddenly, she fainted.
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Now, I'm asking you, if a woman faints
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right in your arms, what is there to do?
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You don't think that I'd fool around
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with a sappy dame like that?
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Her eyes are like a cat
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and her hair is like a rat.
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TOMMY: Well, just the same,
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we signed a paper,
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and that paper reads:
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"No woman shall ever enter our lives,
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no matter what she needs."
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Next time you're with a girl,
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you're gonna forfeit your dough.
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And furthermore, you have no right--
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All right, all right, I know.
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[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
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♪ Oh, I'm in trouble
A lot of trouble ♪
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♪ I really don't know
what to do ♪
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♪ Can I get some help
From you? I
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Tell me, is it really serious?
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Jd You'll never know
How serious ♪
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Let me help her. She's delirious.
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Look!
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♪ She's gonna faint ♪
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Oh, no, she ain't.
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♪ Oh, I can't bear it
I can'tgoon
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♪ Won't someone help me
To my room ♪
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♪ Or I'll go right
To my doom ♪
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Well, little girl, if that's the case,
256
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,190
I'll go with you almost anyplace.
257
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,441
Oh, thank you.
258
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:14,692
Okay, toots.
259
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,028
Thank you.
260
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:19,113
[♪♪♪]
261
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:22,659
You've got to let me out of here.
262
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,452
You stay where you are.
263
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,747
I'll find out what's going on
in the next car.
264
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:31,250
I insist. You stay here. I got to go.
265
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,419
- You insist?
- Yes, I insist.
266
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,088
Oh, is that so?
267
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,215
Listen, I know how to handle her.
268
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,675
I've done it before.
269
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,593
You give me the works before.
270
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,136
Ya can't do it no more.
271
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,722
You'll make me mad. I'm losing my temper.
272
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,307
I'm warning you!
273
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,267
So you're trying to bulldoze me?
274
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,936
What are you gonna do?
275
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,105
You're making me mad!
I'm losing my temper.
276
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,564
Come on, get out of my way.
277
00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:55,566
No, I won't get out of your way.
278
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,485
Right here is where I'll stay.
279
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:07,286
Say, what's the idea of this rough stuff?
280
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,831
I've stood enough guff from you two.
281
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,666
Now, you behave.
282
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,918
Well, we weren't gonna
bother anybody, mister.
283
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,253
We were just--
284
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,509
[♪♪♪]
285
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,683
♪ For you ♪
286
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,768
♪ For you, my life ♪
287
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,937
♪ My love, my all ♪
288
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:36,858
♪ We'll see
The evening twilight falling ♪
289
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,693
♪ I'll come home to you ♪
290
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,695
♪ Calling ♪
291
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,071
♪ Yoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo ♪
292
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,698
Jd You'll croon ♪
293
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,199
♪ Boo-boo-boo-boo ♪
294
00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,160
♪ A little song
Beneath the moon ♪
295
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,661
[FAILS TO WHISTLE]
296
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,079
♪ And when you're finished ♪
297
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,040
♪ With your crooning ♪
298
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,208
BOTH:
♪ On my knees I'll fall ♪
299
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:58,337
♪ My life, my love, my all
300
00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:01,174
Come on, explain yourself,
and you better do it quick.
301
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,676
Breaking into my room this way
302
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,637
- is the lowest kind of a trick.
- But, darling--
303
00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:08,097
- BOTH: "Darling"!?
- Oh, I forgot.
304
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,599
I thought I was talking to you.
305
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,476
Me? Where do you get that stuff?
306
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,144
What are you trying to do?
307
00:14:13,227 --> 00:14:15,021
What are you doing here with this gal?
308
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,481
That's what I want to know.
309
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:18,232
Come on outside and I'll tell ya.
310
00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:20,318
All right. Come on, let's go.
311
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,546
[♪♪♪]
312
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:50,890
Where's Jackie?
313
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,977
♪ Oh, come to me ♪
314
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,604
♪ Come to me ♪
315
00:14:56,687 --> 00:15:00,399
♪ Tell me
I'm your heart's desire ♪
316
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,276
♪ Oh, come to me ♪
317
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,403
♪ Come to me ♪
318
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:09,659
♪ Let me feel the bliss
of your maddening kiss ♪
319
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,538
JIM:
Open that door or I'll break it!
320
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,706
- MARY:: Oh!
- What's going on in there?
321
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,542
Oh. Oh...
322
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,043
TOMMY: You're a Woman Hater!
323
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,295
- Ooh...
- [BANGING ON DOOR]
324
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:23,131
Okay, under here.
325
00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,757
JIM: You can't get away with this.
326
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,509
Under here. Under here.
327
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,052
TOMMY: You can't get away with it!
328
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,303
Oh, my goodness.
329
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,520
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
330
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,564
Play dead. Play dead.
331
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,238
[GIGGLES]
332
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,452
Shh.
333
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:56,664
The poor boy is ill. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
334
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,292
Be quiet till he awakes.
335
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,963
Fever. He's hot.
336
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,214
Don't worry.
337
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,675
♪ I got what it takes ♪
338
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,761
♪ To cure him ♪
339
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:12,138
Don't you dare strike him!
340
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,973
What's the matter? Do you like him?!
341
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,225
If you dare to lay a hand on him,
I'll scream.
342
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,560
[SCREAMS]
343
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,907
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
344
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,368
Come on, now, scram, ya mugs.
345
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,412
Did ya hear what I said?
346
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,123
And don't disturb us again,
we're going to bed.
347
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:41,209
[♪♪♪]
348
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,422
[SMOOCHING]
349
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,055
Oh!
350
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,849
Get in there, up against the wall.
351
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:11,989
TOMMY: Oh.
352
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,049
[CRUNCHING]
353
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,509
[WHOOPING]
354
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,848
[♪♪♪]
355
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:42,687
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
356
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:43,938
What are you doing?
357
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,189
Who are you looking for?
358
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:46,482
Let me out. Let me out of here.
359
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,193
Oh, a couple of acrobats.
360
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:55,992
Now, you pay attention
361
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,910
and you might get a big surprise.
362
00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,538
I'll relieve your tension
by telling you that I'm wise.
363
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,998
This man's my husband.
364
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,791
We were married a couple of hours ago,
365
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,876
and the agreement that you signed is false
366
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,545
and it don't go.
367
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,630
Everybody has cheated.
I can prove it, and I know.
368
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,257
- Move over.
- Move over?
369
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,092
[SCREAMS]
370
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:16,887
[♪♪♪]
371
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:20,224
The 30th meeting
of the Woman Haters Club is called.
372
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,104
Mr. Chairman, there's a man outside.
373
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,064
Tell him to come inside.
374
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,612
Well, what do you want?
375
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,157
I wanna join the Woman Haters Club.
376
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,744
♪ For you ♪
377
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:43,497
♪ For you my life
My love, my all ♪
378
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:47,084
♪ Each evening
When the twilight's falling ♪
379
00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:51,005
♪ I'll come home to you
Calling ♪
380
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,798
BOTH:
♪ Yoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo ♪
381
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,050
♪ I'll croon ♪
382
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,468
♪ Boo-boo-boo ♪
383
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,720
♪ A little song
About the moon ♪
384
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,138
[WHISTLING]
385
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,473
♪ And when I'm finished ♪
386
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,725
ALL:
♪ With my crooning ♪
387
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,643
♪ On my knees
I'll fall ♪
388
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,354
- ♪ My life ♪
- ♪ My love I
389
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:07,980
♪ My all
390
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,985
[♪♪♪]
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