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[Pal]
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| gotta lay off
that space candy.
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Ten minutes
to capsule entry, doctor.
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Thank you, Tom.
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Well, major,
everything’s fine,
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except for a slight rise
in pulse rate.
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We can put that down
to pre-blast-off excitement.
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I’ve been waiting a number
of years for a lunar orbit.
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| guess | am excited.
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Commander,
if you will.
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Well, now, let’s see
what we have here, Major Healey.
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Ah, 175 pounds. Good.
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Dr. Bellows,
| wanted to ask you a favor
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in case the splashdown
is delayed.
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Would you mind calling
the Surf Restaurant
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and having them
hold the table for me?
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Uh, we're having a little
party after the flight and--
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| beg your pardon.
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We're having a party and they
get testy about reservations
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Major Healey,
as command pilot,
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| insist you keep your mind
on what's ahead.
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Yes, sir. Of course.
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Relax, commander.
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I’m sure when
Major Healey is aloft,
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he’ll tend to business.
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Yeah. After all,
the moon's pretty romantic.
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Had a lot of things written
about it, poetry, music.
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All bushwa.
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The moon is a dead satellite
composed of igneo-ferrous rock.
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There is no plant life,
no animal life, nothing.
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It’s just a field
for scientific experiment
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and that’s all.
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Wingate’s gonna be
a lot of laughs on the moon.
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[BOTH CHUCKLING]
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Well, gentlemen,
as far as I’m concerned,
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it's all systems go.
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The only problem
is the flu epidemic.
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Of course, you've all been
inoculated for the Asian flu,
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the Hong Kong flu,
as a matter of fact,
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every kind of flu
that we have a vaccine for.
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Well, the rest
is up to you.
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Good luck,
commander, major.
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ROGER:
About the Surf Restaurant, sir.
Would you mind calling--
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Master. Psst.
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Jeannie, I’m gonna blast off
any second now.
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| know.
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Major Nelson,
are you coming?
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I'll be right there, sir.
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But | had to give you
one last-minute goodbye kiss.
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Y--
Mm.
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Oh. Good luck.
Good luck.
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And say hello
to the man in the moon for me.
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Jeannie, there’s no man
in the moon.
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Well, of course there is.
Everyone says so.
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Nelson.
Nelson, let’s go.
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I'll be right there, sir.
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Yes.
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[SNEEZES]
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Oh, my goodness.
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| hope | am not coming down
with something.
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[Pal]
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[Pal]
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[Pal]
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Tony, I’ve reported your cold
to Mission Control.
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They say it’s up to me
whether we abort or not.
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Well, sir.
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[SNEEZES]
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[NASALLY]
We've come this far.
Might as well go all the way.
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[SNEEZES]
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Listen, we’re 10 minutes away
from lunar injection.
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After that, it'll be too late.
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Yeah, I'd hate
to ask my doctor
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to make a house call
on the moon.
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[LAUGHING]
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Space humor there,
commander.
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It ll be
a fun trip.
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[Pal]
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This is Nelson
to Mission Control.
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Translunar insertion
in 60 seconds.
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After that we’ll be
on radio and TV silence.
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| wanna take this opportunity
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on behalf of Commander Wingate
and Major Healey
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to thank all the ground crew
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for making this moment
possible.
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[SNEEZES]
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Sorry.
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Oh, dear.
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This is terrible.
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My master cannot go
to the moon when he has a cold.
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He must be home
where | can nurse him.
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[SNEEZES]
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This is Nelson, over and out.
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How was the walk,
Wingate?
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Exactly as | expected.
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You must remember, Nelson,
| have been here before.
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Yes, of course.
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Stand by
for translunar insertion.
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Give me
a countdown.
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Five, four, three,
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two, one, zero.
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Lunar orbit, here we come.
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[SIGHING]
Ah.
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Right on the button,
Wingate.
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Oh, now we can relax
for the next seven hours.
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There, there, master.
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Now, you can go to the moon
next week, when you feel better.
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[GASPS]
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Oh, dear.
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Where am |?
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| brought back
the wrong astronaut.
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Steady, steady, steady,
steady, Wingate. Uh...
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They talk about raptures
of the deep.
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And, um, maybe you're having
raptures of deep space.
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Um...
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Major Healey, take over
and wake Major Nelson.
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| seem to be having some kind
of hallucination.
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No, no, commander,
this is no hallucination.
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| simply made a mistake.
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[SNEEZES]
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Oh. Goodness.
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Maybe my cold
is affecting my powers.
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Um, ahem, this is--
This is, uh--
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This is incredible,
Healey,
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but at this moment
you appear to me as a, um--
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A very beautiful
woman wearing a, uh--
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A, uh--
A harem costume.
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Well, thank you.
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It's my pleasure,
Healey.
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Oh, do not worry,
commander.
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| will put you back
on your spacecraft.
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And | will bring
my master here.
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Uh, no, no, | had better not.
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If | should miss,
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you would be floundering out
in space for ever and ever.
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| know.
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| know. | will bring
my master here.
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| will try for him
one more time
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Oh, he is so brilliant.
He is so brilliant.
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He will know exactly
what to do.
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Well, now what do we do?
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There’s nothing to do.
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We can’t change course
until we enter the lunar orbit.
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Besides, we're gonna be
on radio silence
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for next seven hours.
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There’s nothing to do
but wait.
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Oh, | wonder what Wingate
is gonna think of Jeannie.
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Major Healey, I’m gonna
take a sleeping pill
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and maybe when | wake up,
you'll be yourself again.
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| mean, I'll be myself again,
whatever.
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Oh, master, oh, master,
thank heaven.
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| was so afraid that my cold
had affected my blink.
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Your blink’s pretty rusty
all right.
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Blink us back in
the capsule immediately.
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Ah, oh, Nelson,
Nelson, good, good.
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|, uh-- | seem to be
coming out of it.
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You, uh-- You look
like you should.
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But, um, | wish you'd stop
kissing Major Healey.
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Now, please.
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| cannot, master.
| must talk to you first.
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Well, would you put him
to sleep or something.
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Oh, there is no need, master.
He took a sleeping pill.
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Why did you do this?
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That is why.
You see, master.
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You know better
than to go out of the house
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when you have a cold.
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Jeannie, NASA's been preparing
for this flight for three years,
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spending millions of dollars
and you blink me back
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just ’cause | have a cold?
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How about Wingate?
He didn’t even have a cold.
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Oh, well, | was aiming for you.
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Well, you see,
with my cold, my--
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My eyes are all teary
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and my nose is plugged up,
and I--
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| missed.
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Well, blow your nose
and blink us back.
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Oh, master, | could not do that.
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It would be too dangerous.
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Oh, | might miss and--
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And-- And miss that
tiny little capsule
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and you'd be floundering
in space for ever and ever.
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Oh, Jeannie.
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| am sorry, master.
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Don’t you understand--
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It is all my fault.
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Roger is up there
all alone.
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It takes two people
to operate that thing.
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He can't possibly
complete the mission.
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Oh, that is
all right, master.
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| will go up there
and help him.
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You-- What?
You can't go up there.
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You don't know
the first thing about it.
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Of course | can, master.
It is the only way to fly.
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You're kidding.
You can’t-- Jeannie!
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Jeannie, come back. Ah!
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Master, be sure
and get plenty of rest,
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eat lightly
and push fluids.
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What? Oh, wait a minute,
you can’t--
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It occurs to me--
Nelson?
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You want lonely,
I'll give you lonely.
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Hello, Major Healey.
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What is this,
Grand Central Station?
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| do not think so.
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Where's Tony
and Commander Wingate?
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They're at home.
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| am supposed to help you
complete your mission.
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Great. The boys on Yorktown
are in for a surprise
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when they pick us up.
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[Pal]
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Shh. Don’t wake up.
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[TONY GRUNTS]
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Here.
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Up, up, up.
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Shh.
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Major, take a note.
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Feeling of weightlessness
is very pronounced.
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Weightlessness, yeah.
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[GRUNTS]
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This is a marvelous idea,
Amanda,
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throwing a surprise,
welcome-home party
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for Major Nelson.
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| can’t wait to see
the look on his face.
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Oh, me too,
sweetheart.
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Put those things
in the kitchen
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and | think
lll start in here.
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Wait a minute,
I’m gonna need a red.
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Give me a white
while you're there.
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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Oh. Shh.
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[Pal]
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Shh.
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00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,259
Shh.
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[WINGATE GROANS]
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TONY:
Shh!
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What’s happening?
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| feel like I’m on
somebody's shoulder.
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Yeah, weird,
isn’t it?
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Commander, release
the attitude control.
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Attitude control
released.
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00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,288
Oh, pretty.
Darling, hand me a white.
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00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:03,356
Is there white?
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00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,825
Ah, here we are.
Thank you.
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BELLOWS:
Hey, good job.
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[GIGGLES]
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00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,102
Alfred, is there
anybody here?
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Not as far as | know.
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[GRUNTS, YELLS]
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[CRASH]
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00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:38,24
Um, so how come | just saw
the garage doors close?
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What?
Yes, Alfred.
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00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:41,527
When we drove up,
the garage doors were open
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and | just
saw them close.
252
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,697
Right now.
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00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,34
Thieves?
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00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:49,602
You think so?
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Let’s take a look.
256
00:12:58,811 --> 00:12:59,545
Where are we?
257
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,447
Huh? We're in deep space, sir.
258
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:02,715
Where else would we be?
259
00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:05,51
| was having hallucinations.
260
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:10,890
| must still be having them.
This place looks like a garage.
261
00:13:12,58 --> 00:13:13,693
Ah! Someone’s out th--
Shh.
262
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,928
| was just trying--
Testing the retro rocket, sir.
263
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,530
Everything's
gonna be fine.
264
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:21,34
We're in deep space. You're just
having a very weird reaction.
265
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,736
AMANDA:
Alfred, darling, | tell you.
There is someone in here.
266
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,238
All right, Amanda.
Let’s find out.
267
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,506
Hold it. Don’t be
so excited.
268
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,74
Just try to go
back to sleep.
269
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,176
[Pal]
270
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,615
| am sorry | ruined everything,
Major Healey.
271
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,417
Please do not
be angry.
272
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:38,551
I’m not angry.
273
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,53
It takes three men
to run a capsule.
274
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,621
| got one genie,
one guy.
275
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,623
If | had two genies,
maybe, and one guy.
276
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,425
Or two guys and one genie.
277
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,98
Major, I--
278
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:54,67
Shh.
279
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,135
AMANDA:
What’s happening?
280
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,571
BELLOWS:
It must be stuck.
281
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:01,507
What are you doing?
282
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:04,77
Wait!
283
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,79
My tie!
284
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,80
Shh!
285
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,948
AMANDA:
Alfred.
286
00:14:11,617 --> 00:14:13,519
[GRUNTING]
What is it, Alfred?
287
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,288
BELLOWS:
Ah, Amanda.
288
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,992
Heaven help me.
289
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,594
[GRUNTS]
Oh!
290
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:25,698
I’m sorry.
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
291
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:26,966
| never heard
of such things.
292
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:28,134
Alfred, I’m very sorry.
293
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:30,136
Amanda, the door was locked
because obviously
294
00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:31,504
Major Nelson
wanted it locked.
295
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,40
He wanted to keep people out
and that includes us.
296
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,742
How could he
lock it because--
297
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:38,44
Now, look, honey,
let's go back to the decorating.
298
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,913
I’ve got to back at the base
when they break radio silence.
299
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,348
All right, dear,
but I--
300
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,517
Now, look, Amanda,
| have never heard of...
301
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,822
What’s going on here?
That was Dr. Bellows’ voice.
302
00:14:50,22 --> 00:14:51,224
I'd recognize it anywhere.
303
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,593
You're endangering
the whole mission, sir.
304
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,294
You know what | think?
305
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,530
| think that | must have
blacked out in the capsule.
306
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,233
You aborted the mission
and for some strange reason
307
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,835
you're trying to convince me
that I’m still up there.
308
00:15:03,35 --> 00:15:05,338
Sir, listen to me.
Get a grip on yourself.
309
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,840
What's the last thing you
remember before you blacked out?
310
00:15:08,40 --> 00:15:10,343
Ah, | was
in a bedroom.
Yeah.
311
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,744
And there was
a girl there.
312
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,780
Yeah.
313
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:16,883
And she was wearing
an Arabian harem costume.
314
00:15:17,83 --> 00:15:18,17
Does that sound
like a man
315
00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:21,354
in complete control
of his faculties?
316
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:25,191
Well, no, I’m--
Well, | must admit--
317
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:29,429
But this is a garage.
| can see it.
318
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,301
Y-You want proof, sir?
Here, watch.
319
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:39,872
Look. Look down.
320
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,580
Fantastic.
321
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,149
It looks close enough to touch.
322
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:54,687
Yeah, and yet we’re thousands
and thousands of miles away.
323
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,690
| can see the whole
Atlantic Ocean.
324
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:02,495
As a matter of fact,
it says "Atlantic Ocean."
325
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:03,696
Turbulence.
326
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,804
Jeannie, please try to get
the commander and Tony back.
327
00:16:12,04 --> 00:16:13,940
Oh, no, I’m sorry, Major Healey.
| cannot risk it.
328
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,842
| can't fly
this thing by myself.
329
00:16:16,42 --> 00:16:17,510
Oh, Major Healey,
have patience.
330
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:18,511
Patience, patience.
331
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,446
Now, | know
what a moon is.
332
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,648
Now, all you have to do
is tell me what an orbit is,
333
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:25,218
and | will get you one.
334
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,622
Tell you what an orbit--
335
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,357
Okay.
336
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,125
Start at the beginning.
337
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,695
Now, look, Amanda,
we have to go.
338
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,697
They break radio silence
in 20 minutes.
339
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,532
Darling, why don’t you go on
by yourself
340
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,534
and, uh, I'll stay here
and finish decorating,
341
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,636
and | can watch it
on the major’s television set.
342
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:44,837
All right,
if you insist.
343
00:16:45,37 --> 00:16:46,138
Okay, darling.
Bye. Bye.
344
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:56,415
I’ve gotta get to NASA.
345
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,151
That's the only way | can
get in touch with Jeannie.
346
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,187
Sir, please, wake up. Sir.
347
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:02,188
Helmet. My helmet.
348
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:03,856
| feel naked
without my helmet.
349
00:17:04,56 --> 00:17:07,593
Helmet? I'll get you a helmet.
Don’t worry. Stay there.
350
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,40
Nelson, what’s going on?
351
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,808
Everything's all right, sir.
Just fine.
352
00:17:23,09 --> 00:17:24,377
Major Nelson, is that you?
353
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,312
Who’s that?
Who’s that?
354
00:17:28,80 --> 00:17:30,550
Oh, don't be silly, Amanda.
He’s on his way to the moon.
355
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:39,392
Major Nelson, that is--
What are you doing here?
356
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,862
That was Major Nelson.
357
00:17:43,62 --> 00:17:45,798
I’m gonna have to go to NASA
and tell Alfred about this.
358
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,800
For heaven’s sake.
359
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:50,303
All right,
Jeannie, ready?
360
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,738
Ready.
Okay, now.
361
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,08
Did | do right,
Major Healey?
362
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,376
[WHIMPERS]
363
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,245
Do you know
where we’re headed?
364
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,581
Mars.
365
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,417
Mars! What went wrong?
366
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:05,718
| don’t know, sir.
367
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,486
Incredible.
368
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,188
The yellow lever,
before it’s too late!
369
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:11,257
Yellow lever.
Which way, Major Healey?
370
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:12,825
Starboard until
| tell you to stop.
371
00:18:13,25 --> 00:18:15,328
Starboard.
Is starboard up or down?
372
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,96
Is starboard up or down?
373
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:21,667
Oh, | didn’t wanna go
to the moon anyway.
374
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,270
Major Healey,
| can see the moon.
375
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,238
Perhaps if | blinked.
376
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,511
How are they doing now?
377
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:35,748
It’s all right. sir.
They're back on course.
378
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,756
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
379
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,626
Major Nelson,
you come back here.
380
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,395
You come back here
this instant.
381
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:52,398
You're supposed to be
on your way to the moon.
382
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:53,666
Major, you come
out of there.
383
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,334
A heck of a way
to end your career,
384
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,269
trapped in a men’s room.
385
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,640
AMANDA:
Major! You're supposed to be
on your way to the moon.
386
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,341
| knew | saw him
at his house.
387
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,143
Now Alfred’s gonna see you too.
388
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:05,978
Major Nelson,
you come out of there.
389
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,847
Do you hear me, Major Nelson?
390
00:19:08,47 --> 00:19:09,815
Oh, airman,
you come right here
391
00:19:10,16 --> 00:19:12,284
and you stand right there
and guard that door.
392
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,21
And don’t you let a soul
out of there. You hear me?
393
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:17,690
Excuse me, ma’am, but I can’t
take orders from you.
394
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:21,227
Well, of course you can.
I’m a colonel’s wife.
395
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,98
Alfred! Alfred!
396
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:27,700
General, general,
come quick.
397
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,136
| have Major Nelson trapped
in the men’s room.
398
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,505
| beg your pardon,
Mrs. Bellows.
399
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,173
He’s in the men’s room.
400
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:36,676
And | think he’s got
Commander Wingate with him.
401
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,812
Amanda, please,
what’s the matter with you.
402
00:19:40,12 --> 00:19:41,647
Commander Wingate
and Major Nelson
403
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,850
are in Apollo 14
on their way to the moon.
404
00:19:45,51 --> 00:19:47,486
That's what they want you
to think,
405
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,854
but they're in the men’s room.
406
00:19:49,55 --> 00:19:51,257
And | have an airman
guarding the door.
407
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:54,193
Doctor, get her out of here.
408
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,295
Amanda, please,
calm down.
409
00:19:56,495 --> 00:20:00,766
Alfred, | saw him. | s--
410
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:03,736
[Pal]
411
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:07,406
Oh, I’m sorry, sir.
[SNEEZES]
412
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,508
I’m not supposed to let
anybody come out of there.
413
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:10,810
Yeah, yeah.
414
00:20:11,10 --> 00:20:12,478
Say, aren’t you
Major Nelson?
415
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:14,780
[SOUTHERN ACCENT]
You got the major
part right, boy,
416
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,549
but Major Nelson's
on his way to the moon.
417
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,250
Yes, sir, | know, but--
418
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,952
Who told you to guard
this door, anyway?
419
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,154
Oh, uh, it was
a colonel’s wife, sir.
420
00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:23,622
A colonel’s wife.
Yes, Sir.
421
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:25,891
Sufferin’ catfish,
what's this Air Force coming to?
422
00:20:26,92 --> 00:20:27,560
I’m gonna give you
another order, boy.
423
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,495
Stand guard this door,
Don't let anybody in.
424
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:30,696
You understand?
Yes, sir.
425
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:31,697
[SNEEZES]
426
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:32,798
[BABBLES]
427
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,102
[NORMAL VOICE]
How am | gonna talk to Jeannie
428
00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:38,137
without three million people
seeing me?
429
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:41,140
Alfred, you’ve got
to believe me, | saw him.
430
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:44,310
Now, Amanda, why don’t you
go into my office and lie down.
431
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:46,846
I'll be with you
just as soon as | can.
432
00:20:47,46 --> 00:20:49,148
Ugh. Agh.
433
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,600
Major, w-would you mind
coming into the next room
434
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,168
and showing yourself
to my husband?
435
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:10,870
| can't.
436
00:21:11,70 --> 00:21:12,338
You can’t?
437
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:13,539
[WHISPERS]
I’m not here.
438
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:16,275
You're not here?
439
00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:17,276
[GIGGLES]
440
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,645
[BOTH GIGGLING]
441
00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:21,614
Alfred, Alfred,
Major Nelson--!
442
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,516
Everybody come!
He’s out here!
443
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,117
[SCREAMS]
444
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,457
He went over there.
Over there, come on!
445
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:47,72
Jeannie? Jeannie? Apollo 14,
Apollo 14, come in, please.
446
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:48,541
Jeannie!
447
00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:50,776
Oh, yes, master.
| can hear you.
448
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:54,46
But | cannot see you.
449
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:55,981
Blink me back up there, please.
450
00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:58,83
Oh, but, master,
I’m not sure if it would work.
451
00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:00,786
Jeannie, blink me
back up there, now.
452
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:02,955
Now!
453
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,358
Alfred. Come on, come on.
He’s right over here.
454
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:07,693
He's right over--
455
00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:09,28
Where?
456
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:10,62
Well, he was right here.
457
00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:11,630
Now, Amanda,
this is going to stop.
458
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,32
He was right here,
now he’s gone.
459
00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:14,99
Ridiculous.
460
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:15,401
He was here.
461
00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:17,236
Oh, master, | made it.
462
00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:19,505
| did it. | did it.
| was successful.
463
00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:21,340
Wait, wait a minute.
Don’t be so happy.
464
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:22,641
Get Wingate up here.
465
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,709
Oh, instantly,
master.
466
00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:24,877
Right now.
467
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:29,148
Oh.
Oh.
468
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,16
[LAUGHING]
469
00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:34,520
Healey. Healey, Nelson
Listen, you won’t believe
470
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:35,688
the dream I’ve been having.
471
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:36,755
Oh, yes, | will.
472
00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:38,257
Happy landings
everybody.
473
00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:39,658
Thank you.
474
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,471
This is Nelson
to Mission Control.
475
00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:54,206
We’re about to pass
behind the moon.
476
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:55,808
That’s Apollo 14
over and out.
477
00:22:56,08 --> 00:22:58,978
So listen, now, at first
| thought | was in a bedroom.
478
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:01,180
And there was a girl there
in a harem outfit.
479
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,315
WINGATE:
And then | thought
| was in a garage.
480
00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:05,818
Yeah, well, if | were you,
I'd keep that dream to myself.
481
00:23:06,18 --> 00:23:07,19
Oh, but--
482
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,220
We wouldn’t want Dr. Bellows
483
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:09,788
to think you had
one trip too many.
484
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,557
Oh, no, no, no,
485
00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:13,959
it’s very valuable
scientific research.
486
00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:16,462
No, no, no, that’s liable
to get you grounded.
487
00:23:16,662 --> 00:23:17,863
Tony and |
didn’t have the dream.
488
00:23:18,63 --> 00:23:18,864
Yeah, that’s right.
489
00:23:19,64 --> 00:23:20,666
Did you have
the dream?
You alone.
490
00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:23,769
Amanda, | never heard
of anything so ridiculous
491
00:23:23,969 --> 00:23:24,837
in all my life.
492
00:23:25,37 --> 00:23:26,505
Alfred, I’m telling you
that | saw him.
493
00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:29,74
He was-- He was wearing
a gardener’s uniform
494
00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:31,443
and he was pushing a man
in a garbage can.
495
00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:34,246
And the man in the garbage can
had a big globe on his head.
496
00:23:34,446 --> 00:23:35,915
The man had a big globe
on his head?
497
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:37,983
You know, Amanda,
you are amazing.
498
00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:39,952
You're a psychiatrist's wife
and you don't--
499
00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:41,720
Will you get rid
of that?
500
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:42,721
ll get rid of it.
501
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:45,257
You're the most
gullible person.
502
00:23:45,457 --> 00:23:46,759
What, darling,
| can’t hear you.
503
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,164
[Pal]
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