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[Pal]
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[SIREN BLARES]
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Can | see your license,
please.
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What’s the problem,
officer?
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No problem,
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except you were going 30 miles
an hour in a 20-mile zone.
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Twenty-mile zone?
We didn't see any sign.
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It’s right on that
"Welcome to Clarkston" sign,
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plain as the nose
on your face.
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Where is the
"Welcome to Clarkston" sign?
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Right behind
that big oak tree.
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The fine will be $25.
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Wouldn't it be easier
to just put up a toll gate?
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Couldn't do that, son.
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That wouldn't be legal.
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You can just mail it in,
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or you can hang around here
for a week
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if you want to plead
not guilty.
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No, thanks. No, thanks.
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Any place | can get
some gas around here?
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Yeah, | guess
old Ev’s open.
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Ninety-five cents
a gallon for gas.
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Ninety-five cents
a gallon?
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But he gives
trading stamps.
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Trading stamps?
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Shut up, Roger.
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Thank you, officer.
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[Pal]
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Sorry.
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Who tapped us, Thelma?
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Strangers, Edgar.
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We’re in luck.
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[GROANING]
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[SCREAMS]
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You maniacs!
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You hot rodders!
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Just look what you've done
to my husband.
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Lady, | barely
touched the car.
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What happened,
Thelma?
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It was them.
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They just came barreling
right into us.
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Barreling into you?
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Wait a minute,
that’s an out-and-out lie.
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Cool it, Roge,
let’s get out of this burg.
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Hold on, son.
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| don’t know how you do things
in the big city,
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but in Clarkston,
we don't hit and run.
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You’re under arrest.
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[Pal]
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Master?
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Master?
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[RINGS]
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Major Nelson’s office.
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Hello, this is Dr. Bellows.
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May | speak
to Major Nelson, please.
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Who is this?
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This is--
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This is Sergeant Wiggins.
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Do you know where
Major Nelson is, please?
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That’s what | want
to know.
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Didn’t you say you were
in his office?
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Yes, but he is not here.
Do you know where he is?
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He went on a fishing trip
with Major Healey,
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but they should’ve
been back yesterday.
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Have him call me
as soon as you hear from him.
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Yes, Sir.
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And you have him call me
as soon as you hear from him.
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Sergeant...
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is Major Nelson in the habit
of reporting to you?
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No, sir.
But | would like him to be.
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Peculiar.
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[Pal]
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Officer, this is a frame-up.
That man wasn't hurt.
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Well, we'll let
the judge decide that.
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Wait a minute, | demand
a writ of habeas corpus.
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Cool it, Roge.
You're gonna make it worse.
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Don't worry,
| can handle these hicks.
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And furthermore,
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[SPEAKING LATIN]
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All right now,
what’s that supposed to mean?
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It means all of Gaul
is divided into three parts.
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He took
high-school Latin.
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Now, you watch it, boy.
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We don’t cotton no foreigners
around these parts.
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Inside.
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Not you.
He was driving the car.
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Wait a minute, he’s my buddy.
Where he goes, | go.
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Suit yourself.
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| thought you wanted to go
where he goes.
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| just did,
and | hated it.
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lll probably be able to
handle things out here better.
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lll call Jeannie.
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| don’t want Jeannie.
| want some justice.
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Officer,
| believe | have a right
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to be brought up
in front of a judge.
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All right,
now just hold on, son.
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You can’t go hitting and running
at 8:00 in the morning,
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and expect folks to be
standing around waiting on you.
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Soon as Elroy gets up
and gets hisself some breakfast,
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why, we'll take you up
before him.
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Now you...
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Don’t you leave town.
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You’re a material witness.
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Why don’t you
let me call Jeannie?
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She'll get you out
with a blink.
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No, Jeannie will just
make things worse, Roger.
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I'll be out of here,
like that,
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as soon as | see the judge
and tell him what happened.
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Especially after he takes a look
at that phony victim.
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[GROANING]
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That’s impossible.
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There is nothing wrong
with that man.
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Order in the court.
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Now...
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In the case of
Crawford v. Nelson,
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trial is set for 10 a.m.
tomorrow morning.
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Bail will be $100.
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Court is adjourned.
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You had your breakfast yet,
Sam?
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Yep, but I'll stop and
jaw with you a bit, Elroy.
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Your honor, | don’t have $100.
I've got $29.95.
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Well, | guess
you'll have to
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enjoy our hospitality
until tomorrow.
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How about my watch, here.
It must be worth at least $100.
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It tells the date, the time,
and the rela--
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Relative humidity.
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Real pretty.
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About the only thing
it don’t tell is the time.
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It must have been broken
in the accident.
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Roger!
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Take him away,
Joe.
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By the way, son. You're allowed
one phone call. Local.
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Thank you, sir,
thank you.
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Who would | want to call
in this town?
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You could call me,
I'll be at the hotel.
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l’d love to hear
from you.
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Don’t help me anymore,
| don’t need your help!
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| don’t need your help!
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Wait a minute--
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[Pal]
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Thank you, thank you.
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Oh, boy.
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[SLURRING]
Hi, pal. | didn't--
| didn’t know | had company.
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Hey, do you play checkers?
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Yeah, | play checkers.
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| knew it.
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| knew it.
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Everybody plays checkers.
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Doesn't anybody
drink anymore?
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[Pal]
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Hello, Dr. Bellows?
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Major Healey?
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Where have you
and Major Nelson been?
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In jail?
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For a speeding ticket?
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Major Healey,
unlike outer space,
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there are speed limits
on the ground
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which even astronauts
are to obey.
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In all my years of driving,
| have never received a ticket.
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And that is because | am
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cautious and defensive
behind the wheel.
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Not one ticket, major,
in over 20 years.
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An insurance fraud, eh?
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All right.
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Tell me where you are and
I'll be out there for the trial.
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Clarkston?
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Where is that?
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Never mind,
l’ll find it on the map.
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See you at a quarter
to 10:00, sir.
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Right, sir.
We'll be waiting for you.
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Major Healey,
where is my master?
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I'll be through in a minute,
ma’am.
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No, sir. Just a woman waiting
outside looking for her master.
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Yes, sir. In court.
See you in court.
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Yes, sir, goodbye.
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What are you doing here?
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Where is my master,
Major Healey?
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| Know he is in trouble.
| must know where he is.
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ll tell you anything
you want, but that ouffit--
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This is a small town,
the people can be stuffy.
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In fact, I’m feeling
a little stuffy myself.
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| understand.
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Something for
a small town.
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Even in that outfit Clarkston
isn’t ready for you.
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We better
get out of here.
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Darling, we can’t go on
meeting this way.
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[Pal]
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Oh, master, forgive me
for not getting here sooner.
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What are you doing here?
What are you do--?
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Don’t tell me, | know.
Bigmouth Roger.
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Do not be angry
with Major Healey, master.
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He did not wish
to tell me,
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but | threatened to turn him
into a toad.
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If he was any kind of friend
he’d be sitting on a lily pad
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keeping his mouth shut.
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TONY:
| want you to go home.
Right now, immediately.
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JEANNIE:
No, master, | will not
go home without you.
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It makes me cry to see you
in a dirty old jail cell.
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They'll never believe this
at AA.
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Jeannie...
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Go home,
and take everything with you.
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Welcome home, master.
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Well, you said
everything.
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Yeah, | didn't
mean me.
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Or him.
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| hope this hallucination
has a liquor cabinet.
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Jeannie, you get us back
in that cell right now.
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But you're innocent.
| know it.
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Yes, | know it too,
but | got to prove it in court.
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Now get us
back there right away.
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Nothing in there but
a one room apartment.
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Poor man.
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Jeannie!
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I’m doing it.
One thing at a time.
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Jeannie...
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For heaven’s sakes,
Jeannie!
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Master, just because you have
to be in jail for one day
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does not mean
you cannot be comfortable.
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Yeah, quit bugging her.
Just relax.
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Jeannie, | want you to get
everything out of here,
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except him and me.
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Everything, everything.
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lam not
appreciated.
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Boy, she sure takes you
at your word, doesn’t she?
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Jeannie, the bars.
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The bars,
put back the bars!
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That's what this country needs,
more bars.
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Jeannie.
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Would you let me in,
please.
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Sorry, pal,
| already got a roommate.
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Mr. Cashman,
this whole thing is a fraud.
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You've got to get Tony out.
Tony, Tony.
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This is your lawyer.
He is going to get you--
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Out?
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Let me in, let me in.
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You city fellas sure do things
different, don’t you?
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Norman,
| demand my rights.
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Would you ask
the sheriff
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to stop putting me
in here with drunks.
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He’s no drunk, Tommy.
That would be easy.
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No, he’s a
hit-and-run driver.
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l’ll be lucky to get him off
with five years.
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This court will come to order.
Sit down.
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We're going
to take up the matter
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of the People v. Nelson.
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Is the prosecution ready?
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Ready,
Your Honor.
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Is the defense ready?
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| protest, Your Honor.
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This trial was scheduled
for 10:00.
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Why are we starting
an hour earlier?
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I’m sorry about that, son,
but you see,
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Sam over there has to go
crawdad fishing at 3.
254
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:33,539
But my lawyer and my material
witness aren't here yet, sir.
255
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,142
Joe...
256
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:37,143
Joe!
257
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:40,113
Go get Norman
out of bed.
258
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,715
| can’t help your witness, son
but don’t fret about Norman.
259
00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:46,552
He never was one
for getting places on time.
260
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,255
What about Dr. Bellows?
He’ll never make it now.
261
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,691
Oh, yeah.
Jeannie, come here.
262
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,64
Go find Dr. Bellows,
speed him up.
263
00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,866
Yes, master. At once.
264
00:15:00,66 --> 00:15:01,267
No!
Not that way.
265
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,302
Don't blink,
just walk out normally.
266
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:07,140
Oh, yes, master.
Anything you say.
267
00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:12,979
About time,
Norman.
268
00:15:13,179 --> 00:15:14,781
I’m sorry, Elroy.
269
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:15,948
Mildred’s got a bug
270
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,483
and | had to take the kids
to school.
271
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,552
| haven't even
had breakfast yet.
272
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:20,953
Hi, Sam.
Morning, Norm.
273
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,722
Morning, Thelma
274
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,857
Suffering catfish,
Edgar.
275
00:15:25,57 --> 00:15:27,93
Is this what that
city slicker did to you?
276
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,561
Your Honor, | object.
277
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,731
You can’t object yet.
Trial ain't even started yet.
278
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,733
But he’s supposed
to be my lawyer.
279
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,02
Fella’s right, Norman.
280
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:38,504
ELROY:
You can't go around
showing partiality, you know.
281
00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:41,841
Sorry, Elroy,
| mean, Your Honor.
282
00:15:42,41 --> 00:15:44,177
It's just that
| had no idea.
283
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:47,13
Well, just go on over
to your client.
284
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:48,514
Do | have to?
285
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,583
’"Fraid so.
286
00:15:53,19 --> 00:15:54,987
Disgrace.
287
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,24
Just disgrace.
288
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,928
Mr. Cashman, you’re supposed
to be defending me.
289
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,563
Relax, I’m always
at my best
290
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,731
when | got
a really hopeless case.
291
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,467
ELROY:
Is the defense prepared?
292
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,504
What's your plan
of action?
293
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:12,805
You'll see.
294
00:16:13,05 --> 00:16:16,08
| got a couple of real slick
legal maneuvers up my sleeve.
295
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,09
Good, good.
296
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,344
Watch this.
297
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:21,948
Your Honor,
we plead guilty
298
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,916
and throw ourselves
on the mercy of the court.
299
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:25,485
Now wait a minute!
300
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,54
That’s a slick maneuver,
all right.
301
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:29,856
[Pal]
302
00:16:57,216 --> 00:17:00,353
Now | want to be sure
| understand you, young fella.
303
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:03,356
You want to
dismiss Norman here?
304
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,192
Yes, sir. | don’t feel he has
my best interests at heart.
305
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:08,728
Okay, Norman,
you re relieved.
306
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,596
You can go home
and have your breakfast now.
307
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:13,99
Thanks, Elroy.
308
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,301
Frankly, pal,
| think you did right.
309
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,203
| never could beat Sam,
over there.
310
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,372
Not since | married
his sister, anyway.
311
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,109
Well, good luck,
Edgar.
312
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,278
Thelma.
313
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,879
See you home
for dinner, Sam.
314
00:17:27,79 --> 00:17:29,15
Mildred’s making
a pot roast.
315
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,355
Well, son, that leaves you
without a lawyer.
316
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,892
If it please the court,
I'd like to represent myself.
317
00:17:40,92 --> 00:17:41,694
Yes.
318
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,300
Now, one more disturbance like
that and I'll clear the court.
319
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,804
Sam, let’s get on with this.
Call your first witness.
320
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:57,143
[WEEPING]
321
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,446
What about Dr. Bellows?
322
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,281
He is coming, Master.
323
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:04,16
| did just what you said.
324
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:06,218
Good, good.
325
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:07,219
What'd | say?
326
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,988
You asked Jeannie
to speed him up.
327
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,691
And that is
exactly what | did.
328
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:16,762
Okay, now, Thelma, you tell us
what you saw in your own words.
329
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,398
I'll try, Sam.
330
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,300
Just take your time, Thelma.
331
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,903
Thank you, Elroy.
332
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,472
That man there...
333
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,674
Call me Tony.
334
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,812
Sorry, Elroy. Excuse me, Sam.
Go on, Thelma.
335
00:18:35,47 --> 00:18:36,782
You making fun
in my court, son?
336
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:39,852
No, Your Honor,
| just felt left out.
337
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:45,291
You go on with
your testifying, Thelma.
338
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:49,695
Well, Edgar and | were sitting
in the front seat of the car...
339
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:51,797
[BLUBBERING]
340
00:19:06,12 --> 00:19:08,347
| see, yes.
341
00:19:10,49 --> 00:19:11,350
If he sees,
I’m going blind.
342
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,286
[Pal]
343
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:24,563
Okay now, Burt, you--
You tell us what you saw.
344
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,633
| seen exactly
what Thelma did.
345
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,802
There you are, Elroy,
a corroborating witness.
346
00:19:30,02 --> 00:19:30,970
No further questions.
347
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,505
TONY:
Well, | have some.
348
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,607
What exactly
did you see?
349
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,677
Like | said, | seen
what Thelma seen.
350
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,913
| didn’t understand one word
of what Thelma saw.
351
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,783
You better start
paying attention, son.
352
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:45,785
You’re on trial here,
you know.
353
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,753
Your honor, | insist--
354
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,922
Look, | gotta go,
Elroy.
355
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,358
Ain't nobody watching
the highway.
356
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:54,694
You’re excused, Burt.
357
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:57,863
Is that bad?
358
00:19:58,64 --> 00:19:59,131
Hal
359
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:00,833
[Pal]
360
00:20:20,86 --> 00:20:21,187
[HORN HONKS]
361
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,195
Now,
Major Healey...
362
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,297
we drove into
the gasoline station...
363
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:32,998
We drove into this
gasoline station...
364
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,967
And there was
already a car there.
365
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,36
And there was another car
already there.
366
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,805
Major Healey, would you wait
until | phrase my question?
367
00:20:40,05 --> 00:20:41,774
| will wait until
you phrase the question.
368
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:42,875
Thank you.
369
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:44,810
Would you say
370
00:20:45,10 --> 00:20:46,879
| struck his car very hard
with my car?
371
00:20:47,79 --> 00:20:48,814
I'm sorry,
| don’t understand that.
372
00:20:49,14 --> 00:20:51,383
Would you say that | struck
his car very hard with my car?
373
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,520
You struck his car
very hard with your car.
374
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,961
How hard did we strike his car?
375
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,465
We hit it?
376
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:07,967
He was driving.
377
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,38
All right.
378
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:15,441
How hard would you say
| struck his car?
379
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:18,511
Oh, oh...
Just barely.
380
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:21,13
Good, good,
now we're getting somewhere.
381
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:24,16
Then that poor devil
over there
382
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,852
starts screaming and crying
and yelling,
383
00:21:27,52 --> 00:21:29,722
and then you said,
"Let’s get out of this burg."
384
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,257
Your Honor, | object.
385
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,692
You can’t object.
He’s your own witness.
386
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,294
I’m beginning to wonder.
387
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:37,263
If it please the court,
may | treat Major Healy
388
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:38,364
as a hostile witness?
389
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:41,400
Go right ahead, son.
390
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:45,37
Thank you, Your Honor.
No further questions.
391
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:46,972
You idiot!
392
00:21:51,10 --> 00:21:52,611
Excuse me,
if you'll excuse me, sir.
393
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,881
How was |?
394
00:21:56,81 --> 00:21:56,882
Where is Dr. Bellows?
395
00:21:57,82 --> 00:21:58,350
| do not know, master.
Shall I--
396
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,219
No, no.
397
00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:02,87
Your Honor,
may | request a recess
398
00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:03,789
until my medical witness
arrives.
399
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,791
Request denied.
400
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:08,561
In that case, Your Honor,
401
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,663
I'll have to change
my plea to guilty.
402
00:22:13,98 --> 00:22:15,67
There’s only one person
in this courtroom
403
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:17,169
who could prove my innocence,
and it’s that man.
404
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:20,306
TONY:
And he seems very conveniently
prevented from testifying.
405
00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:23,409
[MAGIC BOINGS]
406
00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:24,877
[Pal]
407
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,384
Edgar! Oh, honey!
408
00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:34,820
Edgar...
409
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:39,325
Are you all right?
Did you break anything?
410
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:42,228
No, I’m fine,
thanks.
411
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,100
[LAUGHING]
412
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:50,870
Your Honor,
the defense rests.
413
00:22:51,70 --> 00:22:53,305
Elroy, | swear
| Knew nothing
414
00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,641
about this sneaky little
business here,
415
00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:56,909
and | intend
to bring charges
416
00:22:57,109 --> 00:23:00,446
against Edgar here
for attempted fraud.
417
00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:04,316
Oh, knock it off, Sam.
We can’t win them all.
418
00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:06,452
Case dismissed.
419
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,289
You just couldn't wait,
could you?
420
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:12,725
You just had to be
a wheelchair hot rodder...
421
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,230
Something tells me he’s really
gonna need that wheelchair
422
00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:20,266
when she gets through
with him.
423
00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:25,704
It's really gonna be great
to breathe free air again.
424
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,373
Free? | still have
to pay my hotel bill.
425
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:28,774
Let us go home,
master.
426
00:23:28,974 --> 00:23:30,743
| have prepared
a great victory celebration.
427
00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,244
No, no, Jeannie.
No celebrations.
428
00:23:32,444 --> 00:23:33,245
I’ve had enough--
429
00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:34,947
Major Nelson.
430
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:37,16
| don’t know how to explain
to you what happened.
431
00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:38,684
| was driving along
when all of a sudden
432
00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:39,718
the car went berserk.
433
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,86
Sure it did,
colonel.
434
00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:43,255
That car just up
and took off by itself.
435
00:23:43,455 --> 00:23:45,925
But that’s exactly
what happened.
436
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,426
[Pal]
437
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:53,866
[Pal]
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