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[Pal]
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Let’s see...
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"One carton
tohmemie."
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“Two pounds kipbi."
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Hmmm.
"One quart yachni."
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Ooh. Low-fat.
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One-- Oh, hello,
Major Healey.
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Hi, Jeannie.
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What are you
doing here?
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| am doing
the grocery shopping.
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Aren’t you afraid
somebody’ll see you?
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Oh, no. | promised my master
that no one would notice me.
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| am being very careful.
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See?
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Why not give it
the old one, two, three,
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and blink up a whole
cupboard full of groceries?
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| could not do that. | would
miss out on all the specials.
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Low-fat yachni.
Mm-hm.
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And it is only 79 cents.
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That’s a break.
Seventy-nine cents. Oh.
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Excuse me,
you’re blocking traffic.
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Oh, |am
terribly sorry.
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This is a Supermarket,
not a dating bureau.
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Nice talking
to you.
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| do not know why people
have to be so unpleasant.
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| guess not everybody has
a genie to do their shopping.
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Let’s get outta here.
Follow me. Shh, right here.
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Nine hundred
and ninety-eight.
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Nine hundred thousand,
nine hundred and ninety-nine.
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One million.
She’s the one.
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
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Congratulations,
miss.
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You are the one millionth person
to shop in Food City.
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And you won't believe
what’s gonna happen to you.
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No.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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may | present
the queen of the supermarket.
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[APPLAUSE]
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[Pal]
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[Pal]
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[Pal]
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[APPLAUSE]
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| do not understand.
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Ah, well, she’s a little
flustered, and no wonder.
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It's very simple,
miss.
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You are the one millionth person
to shop in Food City.
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And we're gonna honor you
with some marvelous prizes.
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Oh, well, thank you very much,
but | do not think--
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Don’t be selfish.
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Think about... Tony.
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Oh, | am thinking of him,
and | do not think he--
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Well, don’t think of Tony.
Think of me. What, eh--?
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What--?
What kind of prizes?
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Well, first of all,
a month’s free groceries.
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A month's supply
of free groceries.
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Good, good, good.
What--? What else?
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An entire wardrobe
by Jeannette Dupree
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of Cocoa Beach.
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Oh, Major Healey,
| make all my own clothes.
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You’re being selfish again.
I'll take it.
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Major Healey, you would
look silly in a wardrobe
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by Jeannette Dupree.
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Are you kidding? It’s free,
l’ll wear it. She'll accept.
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Fine, fine, fine, fine.
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Now, Miss, eh--
What’s your name?
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Major Healey, |--
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Major Healey.
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J-Jeannie. Jeannie’s her name.
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Major Jeannie.
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Uh, n-no, just Jeannie.
| do not have a last name.
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Ah, la-- La-- Her last name
is Nelson. Nelson.
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1020 Palm Drive,
uh, Cocoa Beach.
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Miss or Mrs.?
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Alas,
lam not a Mrs.
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Good, because
for single persons,
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we have a special bonus prize.
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Really?
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Don’t tell me.
Uh, two weeks in Hawaii?
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[LAUGHING]
Oh, no, no.
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A convertible?
Her own tropic island?
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Major Healey, | cannot
go any further with this
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until | have spoken
to my master.
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| shall return.
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Nothing quite as elaborate
as that, major. It’s--
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What happened to the queen?
Uh, what queen?
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The queen
of the supermarket.
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Oh, that queen.
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Well, she’s over
near the yachni section.
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Seventy-five cent sp-special.
lll get her.
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[Pal]
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Major Nelson, | don’t understand
your reluctance.
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The Cocoa Beach Rodeo
is gonna be quite a gala affair.
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Oh, sir, I-- | rode a lot
when | was a kid,
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but | haven’t been on a horse
in five years.
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Well, you won't be
required to perform.
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All you have to do as honorary
grand marshal is to ride in,
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and then preside
over the contests.
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Dr. Bellows, I’m no good
at publicity. You know that.
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All those personal appearances--
All right, major, all right.
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All the other astronauts
are gonna be occupied,
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so | suppose
lll have to do it myself.
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[Pal]
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There.
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That’s very colorful,
sir.
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Well, | used to do
a bit of riding
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myself in my younger days.
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Pecos Alfred,
they called me.
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You'll be wonderful.
Yeah.
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I’m sorry you won't join us,
Nelson.
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I'll be seeing you,
pardner.
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Pardner.
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Good morning, master.
Jeannie, what are you doing?
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I've told you-- Dr. Bellows--
What if you had popped in then?
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I’m sorry, master,
but | had to talk to you.
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| have been made
queen of the supermarkets.
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You’ve been made what?!
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Well, you see, I-- | was the
millionth customer in Food City,
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a-and so they
made me queen.
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| did not wish to accept,
and there are a lot of prizes,
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but Major Healey said that |
would be very selfish--
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Wait. Was Roger there with you?
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Never mind.
Don’t go any further.
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He heard "prizes" and he--
He went crazy, right?
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That’s right, master.
You can't do it.
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That’s impossible. You know
about you and publicity.
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They'll ask questions,
all that stuff.
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You do not have
to shout at me, master.
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| did not want to accept.
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Oh, well, all-- All right.
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Is--? Is Roger still there?
Yes, master.
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All right, now, y-you go home
and don’t show your face
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around that food market again,
you understand?
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Thank you.
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Let’s see how Roger’s
gonna get his prizes
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without a queen.
Ha, ha, ha.
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Lunch is ready, master.
Guess what I’ve made.
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Well, if it's sautéed khaldoons,
I’m tired of them.
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Oh, no, master. It is paella.
Look.
Oh.
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[WHOOPING]
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[Pal]
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Hey, horses.
Oh!
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Horses on our street?
Yeah, how about--
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Oh, it must have
something to do
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with the rodeo Dr. Bellows
tried to rope me into.
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You sure
this is the house?
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Yeah, it says
1020 Palm Drive.
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Well, the little filly
must be in there. Whoo!
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[Pal]
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Come on.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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You'd better get back
to your bottle. Yeah, go on.
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Tsk. Oh!
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Howdy, pardner.
Hi, hi. Ow.
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Hi. A-are you guys
looking for me?
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Well, not unless you changed
a whole lot in the last hour.
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[LAUGHS]
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[LAUGHS]
[CHUCKLES]
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Well, if it’s about the rodeo,
I’ve already told Dr. Bellows
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that | can’t be
the grand marshal.
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Now, whoa there, sonny.
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You’re a mite confused.
We don't want you.
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We're looking for
a pretty little filly
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by the name of, uh, Jeannie.
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That's right.
Jeannie?
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Yeah, the one that
was over at the Food City
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a couple hours ago.
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Uh, she won
the grand prize.
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Which means she’s gonna be
queen of the Cocoa Beach Rodeo.
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[WHOOPS]
[WHOOPS]
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[CHUCKLES]
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Quite a pair of lungs
you got there, Tex.
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Well, I’m afraid you made a
mistake.
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Oh, hold on, sonny,
there’s no mistake.
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She gave her address
as 1020 Palm Drive.
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Well, there’s nobody
by that name living here.
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I'll go get her.
Oh, hi, hi, guys.
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Hi. Great, isn’t it?
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Yeah,
| wanna talk to you.
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Not now.
I've gotta get the queen.
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Yeah, right now.
Don’t go away, guys.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
| just had this thing pressed.
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Have you gone
stark staring berserk?
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Ah, | know
what you're upset about:
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it’s the prizes, right?
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l’ll give you the food.
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l’ll take the convertible
and trip to Hawaii--
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No, no. Jeannie’s not
queen of anything.
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Too late. She’s already queen.
If that woman hadn't crowded--
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MAN: Hey, major.
Uh, wait a minute.
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| had this pressed.
Wait a minute, will you?
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| just had this suit pressed.
Don’t you understand?
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Officially,
Jeannie doesn’t exist.
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No birth certificate,
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passport, driver’s license.
A driver’s license?
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You don’t need a driver’s
license to ride a horse.
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Or a passport.
She’s a genie!
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[YELLS]
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You called, master?
No, no, I--
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| did.
No, no. Back to your bottle.
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But | heard--
It was a mistake.
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Back in your bottle.
On better thought,
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go to see your mother
in Baghdad.
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Major Healey. Aha,
there’s our lucky little queen.
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What happened to you in the
market? We looked everywhere.
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Well, I-l thought | should--
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She got very excited
and just wanted
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to tell someone about it.
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| can certainly
understand that.
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She’s got a great experience
ahead of her.
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Now step outside. There’s some
people who'd like to meet you.
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Oh, thank you.
| do not think | should.
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Yeah, she’d love to.
But I--
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| didn’t say any--
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Now you have to
go through with it.
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He’s already seen you.
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Miss, I'd like you to meet
Mr. Charles Akins,
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the owner of the
Wild West Rodeo.
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How do you do, sir?
Hey, what about me?
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Ain't somebody gonna introduce
me to the little filly?
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Rein in, Billy boy,
rein in.
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Miss, this
is Wild Bill Barrows,
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our best bronco buster.
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BARROWS [LAUGHING]:
Yes, ma’am.
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And I’m the roughest,
toughest, rootinest, tootinest,
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ring-tailed buckaroo
that ever roped a calf.
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[WHOOPS]
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Take it easy.
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Don’t worry none, major.
Billy Boy won’ hurt her.
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Besides, if he comes out
top cowboy
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in this rodeo
like he figures to, heh-heh,
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why, he'll even
win a date
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with this pretty little filly
as part of the prize.
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Whoo-hoo!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, old pardner.
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Take it easy there.
Heh-heh-heh!
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Hey, fella, cool it.
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Easy there, son.
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Don't you know better
than to go fussing
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around a man
working with a loop?
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[YELLS]
[SCREAMS]
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You-- You hurt my master!
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00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:31,364
Billy boy,
what in tarnation happened?
242
00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,199
Here.
243
00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:35,135
Dad-blamest thing
| ever saw.
244
00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:36,936
That little lady roped me
in nothing flat.
245
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,305
You know, she’s
a natural-born cowgirl.
246
00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:40,473
[SCREAMS]
247
00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:43,176
Oh, little lady,
when | win this here contest,
248
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,410
you and me are gonna go out
249
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,212
and have ourselves a time!
250
00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:49,516
Yee-haw!
Hey, watch it! Watch it!
251
00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,721
Believe me, | don't like
the idea any more than you,
252
00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,289
but you've got
to go through with it.
253
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,658
Why could | not
just disappear
254
00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:01,27
until the rodeo is over?
Because--
255
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,96
| can go visit my mother.
No, no.
256
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,397
Everybody’s seen you here.
257
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,633
They'd ask questions.
They know you live here.
258
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,969
So you are just going to
abandon me?
259
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,504
Wh-what’s so terrible
about it?
260
00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:13,907
All you have to do is be the
queen of the rodeo, that’s all.
261
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,176
Yeah, and go out
with Genghis Khan.
262
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,711
Oh, come on,
you're exaggerating.
263
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:21,47
Wild Bill Barrows
is not Genghis Khan.
264
00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:23,750
Oh, yes, he is too, master.
They are exactly alike.
265
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:26,753
You forget.
| Knew Genghis Khan.
266
00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:29,322
You don't even have an
indication that he’s gonna win.
267
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:30,523
He will win.
268
00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:33,760
Genghis Khan always wins.
Oh...
269
00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:35,862
| know.
270
00:11:36,62 --> 00:11:37,830
| will fix it
so that he cannot win.
271
00:11:38,31 --> 00:11:40,533
| will make him fall--
No, no, no. No tricks. No.
272
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:41,801
Jeannie, Jeannie, no tricks.
273
00:11:42,01 --> 00:11:43,603
That's exactly why I’m having
you do this.
274
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:46,206
So nobody’ll get suspicious.
Oh, but, master, have pity--
275
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,508
No, I’m sorry. You're gonna
have to do it my way.
276
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,243
That’s an order.
277
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,811
Very well, master.
278
00:11:52,11 --> 00:11:53,580
| will do it your way.
279
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:54,747
But you will not like it.
280
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,416
Now, wait a minute. Don’t--
Don't go--
281
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,484
No, no, no.
| don’t want you to go--
282
00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,253
J-Jeannie, come back here.
283
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:01,354
Jeannie!
284
00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:04,657
[Pal]
285
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,532
ROGER:
Howdy, pardners.
286
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,972
Stop.
Yeah. Whoa.
287
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:22,308
Oh, now | know why
they call these "chaps."
288
00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:24,110
Now remember what we’re
supposed to do.
289
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,478
What're we
supposed to do?
290
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,814
We get next to Jeannie
in the box, right?
Yeah.
291
00:12:28,14 --> 00:12:30,383
If she looks like she’s gonna
zap Brewster, we stop her. Dig?
292
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,452
Why don’t we just sit next to
her in our uniforms?
293
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,454
Because she would connect me
with Dr. Bellows.
294
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,155
Yeah, of course.
The thing to do is just
295
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,57
look like all
the other cowboys around here.
296
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,994
You know, relax,
take it easy, just easy.
297
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:51,37
Walk bowlegged, right?
Here we go.
298
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:54,307
Just a minute, gents.
Sign here.
299
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,109
Uh, what am | signing here?
It’s nothing.
300
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,543
You gotta sign
before you get in.
301
00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:58,711
Oh, good.
Here, sign that.
302
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,13
I’m not signing.
Just sign it.
303
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,181
Yeah, I’m signing it.
Okay.
304
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,217
Thanks, gents.
You know,
305
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,720
entering a rodeo is a mite
dangerous thing. Ha-ha-ha!
306
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:08,921
In case anything happens,
307
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,791
this is a notification
to your next of kin.
308
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,359
[LAUGHS]
309
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,962
What do you mean? We’re-- We're
not signing up with anybody.
310
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:17,463
No, we were just walking
through--
311
00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,565
Everyone's ready,
Mr. Akins.
312
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,634
Shall we start the parade?
Sure, Pecos Alfred.
313
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,603
| was just signing up
these last two cowpokes.
314
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,305
BELLOWS:
What event are they entering?
315
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:26,973
They haven't
made up their mind yet.
316
00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:29,942
Oh, they think we're entering.
We're not. We'll get out of it.
317
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,545
It’s just, uh, bulldogging,
calf roping, that kind of stuff.
318
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,348
| was almost trampled by my
rocking horse when | was 3.
319
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,750
I’m not signing anything.
I'll be with you in a minute,
320
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,152
soon as | finish
signing them up.
321
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,386
Okay,
I'll see you later.
322
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:43,289
You sure get
some strange ones.
323
00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,224
Well, boys,
what's it gonna be?
324
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,429
Huh? Is it gonna be rearing
a steer or rearing a horse?
325
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,64
Oh, now.
What about a wild chicken?
326
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,332
[LAUGHS]
327
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,400
Oh, no, | didn’t come to enter.
He’s, uh--
328
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,668
My old buddy here is a clown.
329
00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:58,338
A rodeo clown. Oh, yeah,
you wanna watch something?
330
00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,972
[LAUGHS]
331
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,207
That's great.
332
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:03,609
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!
333
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:07,780
Hurt me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
334
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,118
[Pal]
335
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,458
[CROWD WHISTLING, CHEERING]
336
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,293
WOMAN:
Whoo-hoo!
337
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,599
[APPLAUSE]
338
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,228
[APPLAUSE]
339
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,897
Oh. Oh, Tony. Oh,
look at that, look at that.
340
00:14:58,97 --> 00:14:59,665
What?
Lookit!
341
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,100
[WHOOPING]
342
00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:03,770
[BOTH LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]
343
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,938
Yeah. Next-- Next time around,
you get the genie
344
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,407
and tell her to
blink us outta here
345
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:08,808
before | get killed, huh?
Yeah.
346
00:15:09,08 --> 00:15:10,743
Come on.
347
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:12,111
Yeah.
348
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:19,85
Jeannie, the one
with the moustache.
349
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:20,853
Do you see the one
with the moustache?
350
00:15:21,53 --> 00:15:23,189
Jeannie? Ahhh!
351
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:24,991
[APPLAUSE]
352
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,126
[LAUGHING]
353
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:31,30
BARROWS:
You clowns
are something else.
354
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,299
AKINS [OVER PA]:
Ladies and gentlemen,
355
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,401
we want to extend
to one and all
356
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,370
a sincere welcome.
357
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:41,741
The Cocoa Beach Rodeo
is about to begin.
358
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,743
[LAUGHS]
BARROWS: All right,
359
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,545
partner, time to go
back to work.
360
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:50,82
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]
361
00:15:55,21 --> 00:15:56,622
[SNEEZING]
362
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:04,931
AKINS:
Ladies and gentlemen,
363
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,166
the first event
of the afternoon
364
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:08,968
is gonna be calf roping.
365
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,604
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
366
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,713
[CALF MOOS]
367
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:26,652
[CROWD CHEERING, WHISTLING]
368
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,836
[COW MOOING]
369
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,473
Contestant number seven:
370
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,09
Wild Bill Barrows.
371
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:51,744
[APPLAUSE]
372
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,450
[CALF MOOING]
373
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:03,923
Yeah! Ladies and gentlemen,
the best time yet: 16 seconds.
374
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:09,462
Contestant number eight
is a late entry
375
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,664
all the way from Texas:
376
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,633
the Pinto Kid.
377
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,77
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
378
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,551
First time
| ever saw anything like that.
379
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,753
The horse roped him.
380
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:03,316
AKINS:
Another record
for Wild Bill Barrows.
381
00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:09,21
Sure looks like Wild Bill’s
gonna be your date tonight. Heh.
382
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,633
Aw, doggone it.
383
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,710
[APPLAUSE]
384
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,717
Jeannie,
the Pinto Kid--
385
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,820
Ha, ha, ha.
Whoa! Oh, God.
386
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,490
AKINS:
And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
387
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:47,159
the event that you all
have been waiting for.
388
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:51,30
The final of the Cocoa Beach
Rodeo: bronco busting.
389
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,833
Featuring the wildest
and most dangerous horseflesh
390
00:18:54,33 --> 00:18:56,369
ever shot out of a corral.
391
00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,237
[LAUGHS]
392
00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:00,239
AS a Special prize
for this event,
393
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:02,174
winner will have
the privilege
394
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,576
of escorting
our lovely queen
395
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,177
for an evening
on the town.
396
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,113
[APPLAUSE]
397
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,716
Sorry, this is it, Ton. The--
The one we’ve been waiting for.
398
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,184
Did you get a hold
of Jeannie?
399
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,519
Some clown hit me
with water.
400
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,821
Oh.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
401
00:19:16,22 --> 00:19:18,90
Come on, you gotta get up.
Jeannie’s counting on you.
402
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:19,191
Oh, no.
403
00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:25,831
MAN:
Get outta the ring.
Full strength, right here.
404
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,875
AKINS:
Ladies and gentlemen,
a new rodeo record.
405
00:19:36,75 --> 00:19:39,445
Wild Bill has stayed
on Blue Devil for 30 seconds.
406
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:40,746
Did you hear that?
407
00:19:40,946 --> 00:19:43,449
Bill Barrows has got us
locked up unless you beat him.
408
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,785
Well, | hope he and Jeannie
have a very nice time.
409
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,386
You’re not giving up?
No.
410
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:50,22
I’m giving out.
Goodbye.
411
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,625
Wait a minute.
That's not the way out. Wait.
412
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,293
There he is,
ladies and gentlemen.
413
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:56,95
The last contestant:
414
00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:57,830
the Pinto Kid.
415
00:19:58,30 --> 00:19:59,932
[TONY STAMMERING]
416
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,235
Crazy. Here we go.
Huh? Ahhh!
417
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,171
[LAUGHING
NERVOUSLY]
418
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,73
Go in. Go on, come on.
No, no, no.
419
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,842
No, no, no, no.
This is not part of--
420
00:20:10,42 --> 00:20:11,110
What do you mean?
Just go.
421
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:12,278
[YELLS]
422
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,850
[TONY YELLING]
423
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,120
[APPLAUSE]
424
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,594
[YAWNS]
425
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,931
Jeannie. Oh. Oh.
[SCREAMS]
426
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:33,933
It's me. Look. Roger. Yeah.
[GASPS]
427
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:37,636
Oh. Oh, ha, ha, Major Healey.
Ha, ha.
428
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:38,838
What are you doing here?
429
00:20:39,38 --> 00:20:40,639
What am | doing here?
What am | doing here?!
430
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,374
That's Tony out there.
431
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,343
My master? Where?
432
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:45,411
The Pinto Kid,
433
00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:46,846
the one that’s
about to be killed
434
00:20:47,46 --> 00:20:49,448
to keep you from going out
with Wild Bill Barrows.
435
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:52,718
Oh, master.
436
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,487
[SQUEALS]
437
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,654
Oh.
438
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,362
[YELLING]
439
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,400
Oh, master.
440
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,835
[YELLING]
441
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:23,849
[YELLS]
442
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:27,219
[LAUGHS]
443
00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:30,523
Fantastic.
444
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:33,659
AKINS:
It’s just incredible.
445
00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:35,561
The Pinto Kid
has stayed on that horse
446
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,830
for five full minutes.
447
00:21:38,30 --> 00:21:39,431
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
448
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,800
[LAUGHING]
449
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,236
Oh, that should do it.
450
00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:45,437
A minute
would have done it.
451
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:46,605
| Know,
452
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,842
but | could not help
teaching my master a lesson.
453
00:21:50,42 --> 00:21:51,777
[TONY YELLING]
454
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:53,879
[Pal]
455
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,353
Boy, let me tell you.
Here, boy.
456
00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:04,957
Congratulations.
That’s the greatest performance
457
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,559
| ever did see.
458
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:09,862
Major Nelson.
Hello, Dr. Bellows.
459
00:22:10,62 --> 00:22:12,131
And | thought you didn’t know
anything about horses.
460
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,199
| don't.
461
00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:15,835
But | sure know a lot
about women.
462
00:22:16,35 --> 00:22:17,703
Over this way, boy.
This way, boy.
463
00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:24,343
Oh.
464
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:27,847
Oh.
465
00:22:28,47 --> 00:22:30,883
Oh, darling master,
where shall we go to dinner?
466
00:22:31,83 --> 00:22:31,884
Dinner?
467
00:22:32,84 --> 00:22:33,619
[WHIMPERING]
468
00:22:37,56 --> 00:22:39,158
Oh, you look beautiful, master.
Oh, thank you.
469
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,260
| suppose you will be going
to the Surf for dinner.
470
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:42,561
Mm-hm.
471
00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:46,165
And then perhaps dancing
and a-a drive along the beach?
472
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,767
That's right.
It is a beautiful night for it.
473
00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:51,570
Yeah, yeah. Full moon.
H-have a wonderful time.
474
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:54,73
| will.
And do not worry
about getting home early.
475
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,975
| won't.
| will be fine.
476
00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:59,178
Good. Good night, Jeannie.
Good night.
477
00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:03,315
Master.
Aren’t you dressed yet?
478
00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:05,517
They're not gonna hold a table.
It's very busy.
479
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,419
But | thought--
Je-- You know | hate
480
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,855
to have a date keep me waiting.
Now, will you hurry up?
481
00:23:10,55 --> 00:23:11,223
Oh, master.
482
00:23:12,57 --> 00:23:14,159
Oh, | am so happy.
483
00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:18,497
[Pal]
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