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[Pal]
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Tony? Tony?
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Tony, | just met
your identical twin.
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He’s not a twin, Roger.
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He’s an intelligence agent
made up to look like me.
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Well, he’s sure doing
a good job.
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He’s even got
Dr. Bellows fooled.
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Roger, Dr. Bellows
is the one who assigned him.
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They think there’s
a security leak at NASA
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and they wanted me
to finish my work on
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the capsule modification
in secure surroundings.
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Well, why the double? Why
didn’t they just send you away?
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Because they don’t know
who the security leak is
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and they don’t want whoever
it is to know that I’m gone.
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So for the past six weeks
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they've had this guy learning
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everything about me
there is to know.
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Whew. Boy, that’s a relief.
And | was worried
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they’d find out
about Jeannie.
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Roger, he doesn't
know about Jeannie.
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Yeah, well, he will
in about five minutes.
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He’s on his way to your house,
to Jeannie.
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Well, what are you
standing around for? Stop him.
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Good idea. Tell me where you
are. Jeannie will rescue you.
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Well, | don’t know where | am.
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Nobody knows where | am.
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Yeah, yeah, right.
lll go and ask Dr. Bellows.
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Roger, | told you,
nobody knows.
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How can you ask when you're not
supposed to know I’m gone?
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Wait a minute. Dr. Bellows
know that | don’t know?
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Oh, if Dr. Bellows doesn’t
know that | don’t know
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then it doesn’t matter
if | ask him.
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While you're standing there,
talking nonsense
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Dr. Bellows is on his way to my
place, he’s gonna find Jeannie.
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Now, please stop him.
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Yeah, stop him.
Right, right, yeah.
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Oh, | forgot,
congratulations.
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Your double proposed
to Jeannie.
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You're getting married.
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[Pal]
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Pomford,
| want you to know
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that | was against
substituting you
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for Major Nelson
from the start.
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But if you really can
show me any proof
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of any funny business
going on at Nelson’s--
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Proof positive, sir.
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She wears a funny
little outfit
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like she came out
of an Arabian harem.
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An Arabian harem?
Yes.
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She blinks her eyes
and things pop in and out.
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Vacuum cleaners,
baked Alaskans, chickens.
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lll prove it to you, sir,
or my name isn’t Rodney Pomford.
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Just a moment, sir.
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| just had a thought.
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If Nelson has been keeping
this girl secret all this time
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perhaps she won’t perform
for you.
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Very shrewd, major.
Very shrewd.
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That’s been my problem.
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When I’ve tried to show
General Peterson
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the strange things I’ve seen,
nothing happens.
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Mm. You wait here.
lll go inside and tell her
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that I've let you in
on the secret
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and she can do her thing.
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| can hardly wait, major.
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I’m finally going
to catch Major Nelson.
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Right there, sir.
This shouldn't take too long.
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Jeannie?
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Jeannie?
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Oh, | was over there,
and I’m here--
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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN DIALECT]
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Right.
What’s he saying?
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He says you must kneel, master.
It is the custom.
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Oh, well, | wonder if you
would mind if we’d be alone--
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Jeannie and |
could be alone?
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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN DIALECT]
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What’s he saying?
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He is marrying us,
master.
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Oh, | am so excited.
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M-marrying us?
Well, he can't.
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Oh. Oh!
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You did get the
marriage license, did you not?
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M-marriage license?
Well, yeah, that’s right.
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You can't--
You can't marry us, sir.
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[SHOUTS]
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In this country it takes
three days
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for a marriage license
to come through
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and | just
registered today.
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So if you could arrange
to come back next week.
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[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN DIALECT]
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[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN DIALECT]
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What’s happening?
What’s he saying?
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He is going, master.
Wait. Wait.
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| have somebody
| want you to meet.
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[COUGHS]
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Ah, nuts!
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Oh, it is all right, master.
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| have waited all these years.
| can wait three more days.
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Jeannie, in honor
of our marriage,
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I've decided to tell
Dr. Bellows everything.
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Oh, master,
that is wonderful.
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Oh, now | know
it is really going to happen.
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Yeah. You stay right here,
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and I'll bring him in
to meet you
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and you can do all
your tricks for him.
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| would be most
happy to, master.
Good.
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| have always liked
Dr. Bellows.
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Yeah. Good.
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Oh, and you can
put on your harem outfit.
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You know, the one
you usually wear.
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Oh, instantly, master.
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Oh.
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Psst. Psst. Jeannie.
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Oh, Major Healey,
the most wonderful thing.
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In three days, my master
and | are getting married.
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He has announced our engagement
to Dr. Bellows,
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and | am so happy.
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That's not Tony.
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Oh, you are right,
Major Healey.
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He has certainly changed.
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No. | mean that’s not Tony.
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It's an imposter,
a fake, a phony.
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Oh, that is impossible,
Major Healey.
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He looks like himself.
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No, no,
that’s just makeup.
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It's a trick.
He’s trying to expose you.
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| do not believe you.
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POMFORD:
Jeannie?
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Hm. | shall soon find out
if he is my master or not.
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No, no, no, you can't do that.
He’s with Dr. Bellows.
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Major Healey,
let me go.
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No, you’re gonna spoil
the whole thing.
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| can't let you go.
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| guess | can.
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Jeannie, | want you
to meet Dr. Bellows.
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Oh, hello,
Dr. Bellows.
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Major Healey.
What are you doing here?
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Uh, we're having lunch.
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Tony and | always have lunch
on Tuesdays. Right?
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Lunch on Tuesdays?
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Oh yes, Roger,
it just slipped my mind.
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Uh, where’s Jeannie?
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That's what | was wondering.
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Major Healey,
what’s the matter?
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Oh, what’s the matter?
Well, | Keep my--
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Wanna keep my coffee warm.
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| will give you one chance
to prove he is not my master.
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I’ve told Dr. Bellows
all about Jeannie.
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ROGER:
Oh, well, that’s--
That's nice. That’s very nice.
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Nice girl. Nice.
Very good find.
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Uh, where did you find Jeannie?
You never told me.
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Oh, | told you that story
a hundred times, Roge.
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No, you haven't, not once.
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Yes, | have.
You haven't.
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Yes, | have.
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Well, | was walking
in a park one day
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and | heard a noise,
and | look over
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and there was Jeannie
sitting on a bench.
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Major Healey, what’s the--?
Why are you shaking?
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Oh, it’s hot. Cold. Hot.
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Cold, warm, hot.
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See, Jeannie,
he’s an imposter.
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Ugh. You are right.
He is not my master.
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Oh, how shall | punish him?
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Shall | give him the death
of a thousand itches?
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Scratches.
ltches are much worse.
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Yeah.
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Or shall | cause him to be hung
by his toenails,
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and lowered inch by inch
into a basket of cobras?
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Oh! You can’t do any of those.
We've got to keep Dr. Bellows
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and what’s-his-name from finding
out about you until Tony’s back.
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Well, how can we get him back,
if we do not know where he is?
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Yeah, that’s a problem.
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Jeannie, come on out.
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Dr. Bellows
wants to meet you.
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She doesn’t like anyone
in the kitchen, sir.
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Out of my way,
Major Healey.
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I've waited a long time
to meet this Jeannie.
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Did you wipe your feet
before you came in?
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| don’t want anybody tracking
mud all over my clean floor.
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That’s Jeannie?
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Jeannie, would you cut it out?
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Dr. Bellows knows
all about you.
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Well, that don’t mean he can
come in here and barge in
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and put mud all over
my clean carpets.
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And that goes for you too.
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Uh, Major Nelson, um, I'd like
to have a few words with you.
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Jeannie, who am |?
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[GIGGLES]
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Are you kidding?
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[GIGGLES]
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You're Major Anthony Nelson.
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You pay me two
lousy bucks an hour
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to cook and keep house
for you,
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not to stand here
and answer dumb questions.
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I’ve seen enough.
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Would you get a grip
on yourself?
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Ah.
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An itch, an itch.
Scratch, scratch.
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[LAUGHS]
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What are you trying to do,
blow the whole thing?
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Oh, I’m sorry,
Major Healey.
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| lost my temper.
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What’s made
you itch?
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| don’t know.
| don’t know.
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Are you all right?
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Yes, sir, I’m fine now.
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| don’t know how that happened.
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You see? You see? You see?
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She blinked, and it--
She gave me an itch.
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Major, | think you’d better
come along with me.
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Oh, uh, Dr. Bellows,
there’s one thing
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I've been meaning
to tell you.
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Uh, Tony’s been acting
kind of strange lately.
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It's probably the new
project’s strain on him.
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| think we should
have him go
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in the hospital
for a couple days.
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Major, perhaps
you're right.
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| think a few days
of rest is indicated.
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Uh, you’re confined to this
house until further notice.
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Here? Here in this house?
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Oh, no, the hospital
would be better.
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That won't be necessary.
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| think a few days
of looking reality in the face
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is all the rest
Major Nelson needs. Bye.
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Wait, Dr. Bellows.
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Dr. Bellows, you’re making
a big mistake, sir, | tell--
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[GIGGLES]
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You see, she did it again.
She tripped. I-l-l--
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She blinked, and | tripped.
That’s what happened.
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Will you come to your senses
before Major Healey and that--
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That housekeeper realize
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that you're not
the real Major Nelson?
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Goodbye.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Major Healey, what are
we going to do with this--?
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This stranger.
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Could you put him out of action
a couple of minutes,
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so we can talk?
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Certainly.
It will be a pleasure.
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Oh, that’s good. Good.
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Now, Major Healey, what have
you done with my master?
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I'll tell you as soon as you
finish your housework.
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Will you get
out of that outfit?
244
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,845
Oh, certainly.
245
00:10:46,45 --> 00:10:48,581
If they have taken my master
and you are keeping it from me--
246
00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:49,582
I’m keeping it from you?
247
00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:50,850
| don’t even know
where he is.
248
00:10:51,50 --> 00:10:52,852
Dr. Bellows and Tony
doesn’t know where he is.
249
00:10:53,52 --> 00:10:54,220
Boy, you've got to do something,
250
00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:56,356
or that phony’s gonna
convince Dr. Bellows
251
00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:57,557
that he’s not seeing things.
252
00:10:57,757 --> 00:10:59,559
MAN [OVER SPEAKER]:
Calling Agent X-12.
253
00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:01,861
Calling Agent X-12.
Come in X-12.
254
00:11:02,61 --> 00:11:05,999
X-12, do you read me?
Calling Agent X-12.
255
00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:26,653
This is Agent X-12.
Agent X-12 reporting.
256
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,222
The situation
at Nelson’s house is confusing.
257
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,424
But | have not blown my cover.
258
00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:34,427
Dr. Bellows has no idea
that I’m a double agent.
259
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:37,497
| am still trying to find
the whereabouts of Major Nelson.
260
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:47,440
POMFORD:
I’ve got to be careful
to stay out of her way.
261
00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:56,916
Looking for something?
262
00:11:57,116 --> 00:11:58,952
No. No. I--
263
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:02,121
I’m just taking
a little exercises.
264
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,256
Getting the kinks out.
265
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,693
I’m kind of stiff
from being in bed.
266
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:10,96
Yes, you look a little stiff.
267
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,701
l-- | can’t move.
268
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,236
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
269
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,738
Poor Major...Nelson.
270
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,210
All right, would you help me
to the bedroom, please?
271
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:28,815
Oh, | am not paid
to be a nurse, master.
272
00:12:29,15 --> 00:12:32,518
Well, then in that case
l’ll have to call Dr. Bellows.
273
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,789
Oh, well, that’s better.
274
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,558
Look, Jeannie,
I’ve been thinking.
275
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,394
You haven't had a vacation
in quite a long time.
276
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,63
Why don’t you take all of
next week off, huh? With pay.
277
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:48,101
Oh, | could not do that, master.
278
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,236
You are not strong enough
to do without me.
279
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,138
Oh, no. No, I’m fine, thank you.
280
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:53,840
Besides a little weakness
in the knees.
281
00:12:54,40 --> 00:12:55,875
[CHUCKLES]
282
00:12:56,75 --> 00:12:57,343
See what | mean?
283
00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:02,782
Could you help me
into the bedroom, please?
284
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:05,418
Oh, no, I’m going
to stay right here.
285
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,720
No, you’re not gonna go?
286
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,355
No.
No?
287
00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,90
Well, in that case,
288
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,759
| have to go
to the bedroom myself.
289
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,560
No. No. Not in there.
290
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:16,229
| have not finished cleaning
in there.
291
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,230
| gotta lie down.
292
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,464
You can lie down
upstairs.
293
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:19,632
No, | don’t wanna lie down--
294
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,200
| will make you comfortable.
295
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,435
Please, | don’t--
296
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,871
Ah!
297
00:13:25,71 --> 00:13:27,206
Whew. Well...
298
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,976
now | can search
for my master in peace.
299
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:33,746
Oh!
300
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,684
Huh?
301
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:38,785
Oh.
302
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:44,791
It's not happening.
303
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,926
It's not happening.
304
00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:49,28
It’s all a bad dream.
305
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:51,531
[GASPS]
306
00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,505
It’s all a bad dream.
307
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,13
[SCREAMS]
308
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:14,287
There you go, major,
as good as new.
309
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:15,421
Sorry about this,
310
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,457
but that place
is still operational.
311
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,292
It’s all right.
Orders are orders.
312
00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:21,994
The important thing is
| finished the project.
313
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,596
Don't forget
to check in immediately
314
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:24,597
with Dr. Bellows, sir.
315
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,65
Right. Right.
316
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,170
[BUSY SIGNAL]
317
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:38,845
Major Nelson?
318
00:14:39,45 --> 00:14:41,114
Oh, hello, Dr. Bellows,
| was just on my way to see you.
319
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,482
Major, what are you
doing here?
320
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,851
You’re under orders
to stay home.
321
00:14:45,51 --> 00:14:47,153
Oh, I’m not that
Major Nelson.
322
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:49,255
| know that.
323
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:50,790
No, | mean,
| am Major Nelson.
324
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,358
Well, of course you are.
325
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,361
And I’m very happy to see
that you're looking better.
326
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,697
Get back to Major Nelson’s
house immediately.
327
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,133
But sir, | finished the program,
and | gotta get--
328
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,69
Are you trying to jeopardize
this entire project?
329
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,838
No, sir.
Then go home.
330
00:15:06,38 --> 00:15:07,640
That’s an order.
331
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,114
Hi.
332
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:17,49
Nice talking to you.
333
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,823
[WHISTLING]
334
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:30,963
Hey.
[CRASH]
335
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,970
I’m sorry.
Must have slipped.
336
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:56,556
Well, | guess it’s no use
trying to get out.
337
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:08,835
Shh.
338
00:16:26,18 --> 00:16:27,186
MAN:
Good morning, NASA.
339
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:29,21
Let me speak to
Dr. Bellows, please.
340
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:49,575
Jeannie?
341
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:51,177
Jeannie?
342
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:56,115
Well, enough is enough.
343
00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:03,189
Jeannie?
344
00:17:05,57 --> 00:17:09,262
Oh. | wish my master
would come back.
345
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:12,431
| do not think | can control
myself much longer with this--
346
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:15,935
This imposter.
347
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:17,436
Oh.
348
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,872
Dr. Bellows, you've got
to get me out of here.
349
00:17:20,72 --> 00:17:21,07
| can’t take it anymore.
350
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,42
What are you talking about?
351
00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:25,444
You were here at NASA
a half-hour ago
352
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,246
and against my orders.
353
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:28,748
| haven’t been
outta here in a week.
354
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,316
You gotta get me outta here.
355
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:32,318
| think I’m going crackers.
356
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:35,521
Stay put. I'll be right there.
357
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:20,800
Secret project all here.
358
00:18:21,00 --> 00:18:22,635
It’s all here.
359
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:23,970
That’s it?
360
00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:30,643
Jeannie, will you
please open the door?
361
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:34,13
It’s Nelson. The idiot is back.
362
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,619
Come on, Jeannie,
let me out, huh?
363
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,121
[ANGRILY]
Ooh!
364
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,190
Jeannie! Will you
let me out?
365
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:45,458
Will you stop
that yelling?
366
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,393
You are giving
me a headache.
367
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:48,828
Jeannie, is that you?
368
00:18:49,28 --> 00:18:49,895
Well, of course
it is me.
369
00:18:50,96 --> 00:18:53,299
Who do you think it is,
Tiny Tim?
370
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,401
What’s the matter with you?
This is Tony.
371
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:57,69
Would you please
open the door?
372
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,805
| can’t stand it when he says
my master’s name.
373
00:19:00,06 --> 00:19:01,374
Jeannie.
374
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,211
What is it?
375
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:06,612
Don’t you touch me.
376
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,14
I’m sorry.
377
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,615
Ah!
378
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:14,220
What is this all about?
I’m your master.
379
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,855
What’s the matter
with you?
380
00:19:16,55 --> 00:19:17,423
| cannot stand it when you--
381
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:20,493
How dare you try to impersonate
my beautiful, wonderful master?
382
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:23,362
| am your beautiful,
wonderful master.
383
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:36,742
[CRASH]
384
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,446
Bye-bye, loony bin.
385
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:50,656
Jeannie, please.
386
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,24
| got an order.
| got an order.
387
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:53,793
Stop this itching.
388
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,594
Only my master
can give me orders.
389
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,63
| am your master,
and | can prove it
390
00:19:57,263 --> 00:19:59,131
if you'd just
stop the itching.
391
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:02,668
All right. All right.
| will give you one chance.
392
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:03,669
Where did you find me?
393
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:04,670
| found you--
394
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,472
Where did | find you?
On a island.
395
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,174
On an island in the middle
of the Pacific
396
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:11,210
in a bottle, and I’m sorry
| ever saw that island.
397
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,946
Oh, master, it is you.
It is you!
398
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,247
I’m so happy!
399
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,583
Will you stop hugging me
and stop the itching?
400
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:20,19
Oh, yes, master.
Immediately. Immediately.
401
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,854
Right now.
Now do it!
402
00:20:22,54 --> 00:20:23,856
| cannot believe
it is you.
403
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,995
Thank you.
404
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,597
Jeannie...
405
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:33,999
where’s my double?
406
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,103
Well, | do not know.
| thought he was here.
407
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:40,05
Well, | gotta go and tell him
the masquerade is over.
408
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,974
You will not like him.
Huh?
409
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,756
He’s trying to steal
the attaché case.
410
00:20:56,956 --> 00:21:00,526
What shall | do, master?
Shall | smite him?
411
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:03,195
You bet your life
you're gonna smite him.
412
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:05,798
| just gotta
figure out how.
413
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,569
Oh.
414
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,872
Well, major,
I'd like to know
415
00:21:13,72 --> 00:21:15,941
what you were doing
at NASA an hour ago
416
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,577
when you had explicit orders
to remain here.
417
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:19,912
Yeah, Tony. Let me--
418
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,180
Let me hear you
explain that.
419
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,215
Well, | just
got back, sir.
420
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,618
| finished
the project. See?
421
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,522
You’re the real Tony?
Yeah.
422
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,224
Oh, am | glad
to see you. Oh, boy.
423
00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:34,860
You're the real
Major Nelson?
424
00:21:35,60 --> 00:21:36,629
TONY:
Wait a minute, buddy.
425
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:39,665
Good afternoon,
Dr. Bellows. Roger.
426
00:21:39,865 --> 00:21:41,167
I’m the real Major Nelson.
427
00:21:43,68 --> 00:21:46,38
And that man is a spy.
428
00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:48,374
A spy?
429
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,645
You know,
Major Healey, |--
430
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:55,714
| can’t tell
which is which.
431
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,249
HEALEY:
Oh, no doubt about it, sir.
432
00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:59,218
We've been buddies a long time.
This is him.
433
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:01,120
It's him, all right.
434
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,121
Roger.
435
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,455
Are you certain?
436
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,891
Am | certain? | knew
this man was an imposter
437
00:22:06,91 --> 00:22:07,593
from the first time
| saw him. Right?
438
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:08,594
No.
439
00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:11,497
All right, grab him.
440
00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:14,33
Wait a minute, wait a minute!
Wait a minute.
441
00:22:16,35 --> 00:22:17,203
All right, get him up now.
442
00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:21,507
Hey, Tony, | didn’t know
you had false teeth.
443
00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:24,777
Oh, Roger,
| don’t wear false teeth.
444
00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:39,24
| don’t wear
false teeth.
445
00:22:40,459 --> 00:22:41,861
[LAUGHING]
446
00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:53,672
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