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- [mouse clicking]
- [keyboard clacking]
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[AOL dial-up sign-in tones]
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[AOL voice, on speakers]
Welcome. You've got mail.
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[mouse clicking]
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[on speakers]
We are releasing our fourth
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and final quarterly report
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on public
and private efforts...
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[messages chime]
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...to address
the Y2K computer problem.
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The report shows
that our hard work
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- in this country
- [keyboard clacking]
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is paying off,
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and while there is more to do,
I expect we will experience
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no major national breakdowns
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as a result of
the year 2000 date change.
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['90s electronic dance
music playing]
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[keyboard clacking]
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[chimes]
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- [keyboard clacking]
- [chimes]
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♪ We've come
a long, long way together ♪
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[chimes]
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♪ Through the hard times
and the good ♪
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♪ I have to
celebrate you, baby ♪
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[chimes]
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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- [keyboard clacking]
- [chimes]
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[video game sounds]
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[girl] Seniors rule the school!
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Hey, bitch! Surge, up!
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[boy] Get over here, junior.
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Hey, that's my head!
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[music continues playing]
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[chimes]
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"XOXO".
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[keyboard clacking]
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What are you doing for NYE?
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[messages chime]
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Huh.
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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[chuckles]
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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[Robin]
Another boring New Year's
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at the Mendenhall's for us.
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What about you?
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Any lucky lady gonna
get the midnight kiss?
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We're just gonna, like, chill
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and watch a movie
or something.
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[Howard] That's good.
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You know, there's a lot
of weirdos out there tonight,
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plus with this whole
computer virus bug thing.
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- I don't know.
- Yeah, I'm sure we'll die
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as soon as we leave
the house after dark.
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- Come on.
- Well, I think it's great
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that you're not putting
pressure on yourself
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for the big kiss.
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You have plenty of time.
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You ever French kiss before?
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Your mom taught me in college.
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She was ready to go,
if you know what I mean.
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Jesus Christ.
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I don't wanna hear that.
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See you next year. I love you.
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- [Howard] Hey, Robin.
- [kisses]
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Give him some air, come on.
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- Yeah, I'll see you.
- Check this out.
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Get my news on here
and everything.
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- You can?
- Yeah.
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- It's about Enron.
- [music continues playing]
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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[music fades out]
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- Your mom got a pool?
- Yeah.
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And you're going for a swim,
bitch. Wah!
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Whoa, whoa. Watch the Kostons.
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Watch the Kostons, though,
for real.
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Sorry, bro.
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[snaps fingers]
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- [grunts]
- Ooh, Lord Sticky.
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Sire. Come.
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Four minutes left, sweetheart.
[panting]
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There's my other son.
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How do you look more handsome
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- every time I see you?
- Pssh. Ah, I don't know.
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One of these days,
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you're gonna leave me
for a Herbal Essence girl.
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- [chuckles]
- [dance music playing on TV]
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Dog, stop flirting
with my mom.
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[both panting]
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[trainer] 3, 2, 3, 4.
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[music fades out]
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[Danny] Damn.
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The whole gang
in Foreman's basement.
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- You bring the shit?
- Yeah.
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You gotta stop leaving this
under my pillow.
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I'm the rubber fairy.
Okay? It's what I do.
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You ready to fuck all night?
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[sighs] Yeah. Hell yeah.
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- [Danny] Blow harder.
- [Eli] I am blowing.
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[blowing]
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Oh, did you, um...
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Did you do
your AP Comp essay yet?
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Yeah. It was about
how you were able
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to go through puberty
without your balls dropping.
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Modern miracle.
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It's funny, man.
It's really funny.
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It was funny.
That's why I said it.
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['90s rock music playing
on speakers]
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[Danny] Andrea.
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Uh, I don't know, maybe.
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Maybe?
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Sticky.
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Andrea the Giant.
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Andrea the Giant Boobies.
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That's literally
what they call her.
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Dude, I don't know.
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They... These girls
are like our friends.
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God, can you let your cock out
to breathe for five seconds?
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Or are you still holding
out for that hot popular chick
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who sometimes talks to you
in Spanish class?
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Well, Laura, she wrote "XOXO"
to me on AIM earlier.
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Then fucking ask her out.
No.
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Isn't she 69ing
some college guy?
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Community college.
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Okay, so he can only get
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an associate's degree
in 69ing.
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Danny, you don't know
what you're talking about.
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- [computer beeps]
- [gasps] We got nip.
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[Eli] She is so mature.
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[Danny] Honestly,
those areolas? Fuck.
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[man, on radio] Computer bug
got you ready to break stuff?
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Limp Bizkit is ringing in
the Y2K apocalypse tonight
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- at Crawford Arena.
- Check it.
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- Oh, dude, play that shit.
- Yep.
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[man] And we've got two tickets
courtesy of Fred Durst.
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I've always wanted to do that.
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Mmm.
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[groovy rock music playing
on speakers]
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Dude, I've always wanted
to see this.
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It looks tight.
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"Nothing is inconceivable."
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- [chuckles]
- [doorbell chimes]
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[Eli] Oh, shit,
is that Raleigh?
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She was like decked out
in Abercrombie a month ago.
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[chuckles] Yeah.
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You know, I heard her parents
made her get X-rays
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and she had, like,
holes in her brain
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from all the ecstasy.
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Nah, dude, that's a myth.
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Tsk. Whatever, man.
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What's up, Garrett?
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D-Man, E-Boy, what's good?
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Yo.
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How about one on the Gar-ster?
[chuckles]
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Ah, Junior.
Arnie's having a baby.
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Garrett,
can you settle this for us?
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Does, um, ecstasy put holes
in your brain?
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I mean, effects of MDMA
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on brain matter are
still under broad dispute.
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Many studies
have been criticized
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for lack of evidence,
inherent bias, et cetera.
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Scientists just be, like,
hella un-rigorous.
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[both chuckle]
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But, um...
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- Yo.
- [door shuts]
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You foolios want to hit up
the champagne room real quick?
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- Pssh. Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm down.
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[chuckling]
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[meditation music playing]
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[sizzling]
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[Garrett] E-Boy?
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Um, no.
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- [Garrett] D?
- Hmm, yeah.
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Wise choice, young squire.
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[sizzling]
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[exhales]
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[coughing]
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Oh, damn, that's hitting
for you right there, fool.
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This is the life for me,
know what I'm saying?
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No customers, just me,
the tapes, some bomb-ass kush.
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Gets my brain flowing,
for real.
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I start thinking
about some crazy shit.
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Like, shit that makes you go,
"What the fuck?"
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[indistinct echoing]
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You ever fucking...
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You go to the grocery store, right?
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And it's like
you're picking up shit,
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and you're like, "Oh,
I'mma grab some Q-Tips."
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[echoing] But it's, like,
that's... that's the brand.
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It's actually cotton swabs.
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Kleenex, that's another one,
'cause that's a facial tissue.
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Start thinking about, like,
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the fucking
first few colonies.
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That must have been wild.
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Like,
"Oh, we're in the country.
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Grab your musket.
You can borrow my mine.
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Yeah, sure, you can borrow
my musket."
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I guess
that's why they call it
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[distorting] the American
Revolution. [chuckles]
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Words are a fucking trip.
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Yeah, you know
what I'm saying?
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Laser, right?
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Laser.
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Why'd they spell that
with an S?
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That's like interesting to me.
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See what I'm talking about?
Trippy shit.
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- [sizzling]
- [distortion and echoing ends]
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Oh, snap.
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Bunch of the homies
are mobbing
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to the old factory
at midnight.
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Y'all should roll through.
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Sounds like fun
for the whole family.
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[chuckles]
Yeah, if the whole family
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likes tripping balls,
which, uh, some do.
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[chuckling]
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So, what?
You, like, smoke now?
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Ugh. Is that okay, mom?
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[Farkas] Oh, shit!
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[softly] Oh, shit.
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- It's Big Nut and Little Nut.
- [boys laughing]
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Hey! Yo, you guys
still squeegeeing pussy
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for the girls' basketball team
or what's up?
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That's not what
equipment managers do.
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[Farkas] What?
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I'm sorry,
I don't speak bitch-ass.
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- What'd you just say?
- [boys laughing]
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[boy] Fuck him up, Farkas.
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[Farkas] You gotta
speak up louder, dog.
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I don't know what the fuck
you just said.
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- Huh? Let's do it. Let's go.
- [Ash] Yo, yo, yo.
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This fucking tubby
motherfucker
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"yo quiero Taco Bell" so bad,
he ate the fucking chihuahua.
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[boys laughing]
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[boys howling]
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Hey, fuck these bozos, man.
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Hey, August,
give me a beat real quick.
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Come on.
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- [beatboxing]
- Ah.
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Ay, yo.
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[rapping]
♪ Big Nut, Little Nut ♪
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♪ Walkin' to the car ♪
254
00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:24,902
♪ You can't go far
'cause you got a big scar ♪
255
00:11:25,004 --> 00:11:27,539
♪ You slow like molasses
My flow is the fastest ♪
256
00:11:27,641 --> 00:11:29,501
♪ Soggy, wet condom
straight... ♪
257
00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:31,475
♪ Coming out your asses ♪
258
00:11:31,577 --> 00:11:33,539
[bullies exclaiming, laughing]
259
00:11:33,642 --> 00:11:34,641
[boy] Yes!
260
00:11:34,743 --> 00:11:36,082
[Farkas] Fuck yeah.
261
00:11:36,184 --> 00:11:37,109
Wack-ass bitch.
262
00:11:37,211 --> 00:11:39,015
[Eli] He's actually
a decent rapper.
263
00:11:41,622 --> 00:11:43,347
- Fruit chewy cookies.
- [door opens]
264
00:11:43,449 --> 00:11:45,450
- [doorbell chimes]
- [softly] Oh, shit, dude.
265
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,088
[doorbell chimes]
266
00:11:50,190 --> 00:11:51,390
- RoxyGurl.
- [indistinct chatter]
267
00:11:54,535 --> 00:11:56,034
[whispering]
Talk to her, dude.
268
00:11:56,603 --> 00:11:57,734
- No, I'm not...
- Talk to her.
269
00:11:57,836 --> 00:11:59,668
God is fucking
smiling down on you.
270
00:11:59,771 --> 00:12:01,537
- No. Stop. Stop.
- Talk to her.
271
00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:02,706
You're being a bitch.
272
00:12:02,808 --> 00:12:04,472
You're being a...
You're being a bitch.
273
00:12:04,574 --> 00:12:05,906
Hey, Laura.
274
00:12:06,008 --> 00:12:07,542
- [Laura] Hey.
- What's up, Laura?
275
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,276
What's up, y'all?
276
00:12:10,349 --> 00:12:11,579
Go Crusaders.
277
00:12:12,048 --> 00:12:14,182
I'm just kidding.
School sucks, right?
278
00:12:15,214 --> 00:12:17,054
- What?
- Are we doing this?
279
00:12:17,356 --> 00:12:18,351
I got lookout.
280
00:12:19,060 --> 00:12:19,990
[scoffs]
281
00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:24,262
What's up, dude?
282
00:12:24,364 --> 00:12:25,791
Feliz año nuevo.
283
00:12:25,893 --> 00:12:27,829
Gracias, amiga.
284
00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:29,300
- [chuckles]
- Uh, 2000, though.
285
00:12:29,402 --> 00:12:30,636
- Crazy.
- Right?
286
00:12:30,738 --> 00:12:32,664
Where are the flying cars
they promised us?
287
00:12:32,766 --> 00:12:33,869
Totally.
288
00:12:33,971 --> 00:12:36,873
Um, oh, I saw workers
putting in, like,
289
00:12:36,975 --> 00:12:38,672
new or better internet
at Crawford today,
290
00:12:38,774 --> 00:12:40,340
and I was all like,
291
00:12:40,442 --> 00:12:41,910
"I definitely know a genius
who's gonna love that
292
00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:43,744
in AP Computer Science
next year."
293
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,513
[chuckles] Finally, right?
294
00:12:45,615 --> 00:12:47,118
DSL at last.
295
00:12:47,921 --> 00:12:49,955
I don't know, though,
'cause Amber and Madison
296
00:12:50,057 --> 00:12:51,818
kind of want to take Yearbook
to get the easy grade, so...
297
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:52,887
[man] No perishables?
298
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,721
- Fuck me I guess.
- [door opens]
299
00:12:54,823 --> 00:12:56,156
Um, so just getting
300
00:12:56,258 --> 00:12:57,657
- a couple of cans of Surge?
- [door shuts]
301
00:12:57,759 --> 00:12:59,463
Deli meats?
302
00:12:59,565 --> 00:13:01,097
It's top secret actually.
303
00:13:01,931 --> 00:13:03,599
- It's a booze bolt.
- Oh.
304
00:13:03,701 --> 00:13:04,929
Could use some backup.
305
00:13:05,031 --> 00:13:06,364
No, that's illegal.
306
00:13:06,466 --> 00:13:07,840
[in British accent]
Naughty, naughty girl.
307
00:13:12,038 --> 00:13:13,674
[indistinct chatter]
308
00:13:14,277 --> 00:13:15,341
- [whispering] Fuck her.
- [Laura] Anyways, uh,
309
00:13:15,443 --> 00:13:17,011
we're actually going
to Chris' New Year's thing.
310
00:13:17,113 --> 00:13:19,445
It's gonna be
a total shit show, so.
311
00:13:20,386 --> 00:13:21,353
Chris Kulhken?
312
00:13:21,455 --> 00:13:22,680
Oh, Soccer Chris, yeah.
313
00:13:22,782 --> 00:13:27,791
Um, just you, booze bolt crew,
and, like, boyfriend just...
314
00:13:27,893 --> 00:13:31,096
Um, me and Jonas broke up, actually.
315
00:13:31,198 --> 00:13:32,627
Oh, wow.
316
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:35,028
Um... You okay?
317
00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:36,931
[Laura] Just gonna
take some time
318
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,870
- and focus on me.
- [kids giggling]
319
00:13:38,972 --> 00:13:40,567
- You suck at lookout, bitch.
- [bottles clinking]
320
00:13:40,669 --> 00:13:41,770
See ya.
321
00:13:41,872 --> 00:13:43,468
['90s pop rock song playing]
322
00:13:43,570 --> 00:13:49,543
♪ ...of heartache
that hang from above ♪
323
00:13:49,646 --> 00:13:51,376
[laughter]
324
00:13:51,478 --> 00:13:57,148
♪ And I'll be
your cryin' shoulder ♪
325
00:13:57,250 --> 00:14:01,421
♪ I'll be love's suicide ♪
326
00:14:01,956 --> 00:14:03,387
♪ And I'll... ♪
327
00:14:03,489 --> 00:14:05,691
- [music continues on speakers]
- [sighs]
328
00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:07,867
I'm gonna need you
to pay for this.
329
00:14:10,299 --> 00:14:12,135
[Larry] Everything
is perfectly normal.
330
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:15,901
Except for the fact
that the mom is also the dad.
331
00:14:16,003 --> 00:14:17,107
This is pathetic.
332
00:14:18,042 --> 00:14:19,604
Our parents are having fun
right now.
333
00:14:20,815 --> 00:14:22,806
I mean, our parents
are cooler than us.
334
00:14:23,442 --> 00:14:25,312
We could be at a party
right now.
335
00:14:25,414 --> 00:14:27,314
But I want my baby.
And I need your help.
336
00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:30,084
[sighs] Why are you
so desperate to be ignored
337
00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:32,624
by a bunch of
puka shell assholes?
338
00:14:32,726 --> 00:14:34,691
[sighs]
That is such an excuse.
339
00:14:34,793 --> 00:14:35,957
Sticky, you're being a pussy.
340
00:14:36,059 --> 00:14:37,521
- I'm not a pussy.
- Yes, you are.
341
00:14:37,623 --> 00:14:40,132
You basically cried
when I smoked earlier.
342
00:14:40,234 --> 00:14:41,027
Yeah?
343
00:14:41,129 --> 00:14:42,968
Yeah, you're being a pussy.
344
00:14:43,930 --> 00:14:45,069
Yeah?
345
00:14:45,869 --> 00:14:47,203
Would a pussy do this?
346
00:14:48,202 --> 00:14:50,638
Oh, shit! Eli, that was sick!
347
00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:52,375
Thanks. Whew.
348
00:14:52,477 --> 00:14:53,641
[pants]
349
00:14:53,743 --> 00:14:54,672
Damn, dude.
350
00:14:57,011 --> 00:14:59,551
[groaning, inhales]
351
00:14:59,787 --> 00:15:01,114
[groans]
Get over here, motherfucker.
352
00:15:01,216 --> 00:15:03,351
Open up. Take a swig.
[exclaims]
353
00:15:03,686 --> 00:15:04,653
[gags]
354
00:15:04,755 --> 00:15:06,652
[coughs, retching]
355
00:15:07,255 --> 00:15:08,994
- It's so smooth.
- Smooth, right?
356
00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:12,696
- [breathing heavily]
- I say let's do it.
357
00:15:12,798 --> 00:15:14,326
I say let's go to the party.
358
00:15:14,428 --> 00:15:16,164
- I don't know, dude.
- Listen, okay?
359
00:15:16,266 --> 00:15:18,970
In a few hours,
you have a built-in excuse
360
00:15:19,072 --> 00:15:22,007
to kiss the newly single girl
of your dreams.
361
00:15:22,971 --> 00:15:24,576
[inhales, exhales]
362
00:15:24,678 --> 00:15:25,978
Maybe it's the booze talking.
363
00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:28,079
But...
364
00:15:28,943 --> 00:15:30,011
fuck it, dude!
365
00:15:30,113 --> 00:15:31,749
Let's do it.
What, what, what...
366
00:15:31,851 --> 00:15:33,352
Fuck it, dude.
What are we doing?
367
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:34,419
Fuck it! Let's go!
368
00:15:34,521 --> 00:15:35,781
My boy's en fuego.
369
00:15:35,884 --> 00:15:38,589
[grunting]
370
00:15:38,691 --> 00:15:40,058
Let's go to the party.
371
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,559
- [dance rock music playing]
- ♪ I get knocked down ♪
372
00:15:41,661 --> 00:15:42,927
♪ But I get up again ♪
373
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,661
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
374
00:15:44,763 --> 00:15:46,025
♪ I get knocked down ♪
375
00:15:46,127 --> 00:15:47,393
♪ But I get up again ♪
376
00:15:47,495 --> 00:15:49,298
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
377
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:54,501
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
378
00:15:55,874 --> 00:15:58,803
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
379
00:15:58,905 --> 00:16:01,245
♪ He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink ♪
380
00:16:01,347 --> 00:16:03,412
♪ He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink ♪
381
00:16:03,514 --> 00:16:05,211
♪ He sings songs that
remind him of the good times ♪
382
00:16:05,313 --> 00:16:06,885
- Dude.
- ♪ He sings the songs ♪
383
00:16:06,988 --> 00:16:08,883
♪ That remind him
of the better times ♪
384
00:16:08,985 --> 00:16:11,218
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
385
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,151
- [both howling]
- ♪ Danny boy ♪
386
00:16:14,253 --> 00:16:16,626
♪ Danny boy ♪
387
00:16:16,728 --> 00:16:18,795
[both cheering]
388
00:16:18,898 --> 00:16:19,860
- [Danny] Yeah!
- We're doing it!
389
00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:21,062
[music fades out]
390
00:16:21,164 --> 00:16:22,765
[R&B music playing
on speakers]
391
00:16:22,867 --> 00:16:23,930
[lively chatter, cheering]
392
00:16:24,032 --> 00:16:25,664
Ah, I need a drink.
393
00:16:26,537 --> 00:16:27,501
No.
394
00:16:29,073 --> 00:16:30,873
- What is Kelso doing here?
- [sighs]
395
00:16:30,975 --> 00:16:32,706
Tonight, Kelso's our guide.
396
00:16:33,442 --> 00:16:35,310
No, no, no,
I'm not walking to the party
397
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:37,912
- with some lame action figure.
- Ah, who cares?
398
00:16:38,014 --> 00:16:39,246
Just like what you like.
399
00:16:39,348 --> 00:16:40,852
And we can learn a lot
from Kelso.
400
00:16:40,954 --> 00:16:43,585
We could say
we have this for a reason.
401
00:16:43,687 --> 00:16:45,918
Because it was stuck in a copy
of The Giver at the library?
402
00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:47,122
Just watch.
403
00:16:47,224 --> 00:16:49,891
One of these days,
maybe even tonight,
404
00:16:49,993 --> 00:16:51,723
one of us is gonna use it.
405
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,796
[R&B music playing
on speakers]
406
00:16:55,898 --> 00:16:58,070
[lively chatter]
407
00:16:58,900 --> 00:16:59,797
Damn.
408
00:17:02,509 --> 00:17:03,868
Everyone's here.
409
00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:05,843
- [bubblegum pop music playing]
- ♪ I'm craving for you ♪
410
00:17:05,945 --> 00:17:09,209
♪ I'm missing you like candy ♪
411
00:17:09,311 --> 00:17:11,111
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Missing... ♪
412
00:17:11,213 --> 00:17:13,712
['90s trance music playing]
413
00:17:15,454 --> 00:17:17,187
- ['90s rap music playing]
- ♪ Kill all that wack shit ♪
414
00:17:17,289 --> 00:17:19,284
♪ Ah, this is how we chill
from '93 'til ♪
415
00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:20,889
['90s rockabilly music
playing]
416
00:17:20,991 --> 00:17:23,421
♪ Oh, Switchblade 327 ♪
417
00:17:23,523 --> 00:17:24,960
♪ Lit cigarette in his hand ♪
418
00:17:25,062 --> 00:17:26,458
['90s nu metal music playing]
419
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:30,562
♪ Something takes
a part of me ♪
420
00:17:30,665 --> 00:17:32,431
- [music fades out]
- All right, let's do this.
421
00:17:32,533 --> 00:17:34,670
['90s rap music playing
on speakers]
422
00:17:34,772 --> 00:17:36,636
[lively chatter]
423
00:17:42,614 --> 00:17:43,579
Andrea.
424
00:17:43,682 --> 00:17:45,283
Hey, Lisa.
425
00:17:45,385 --> 00:17:46,481
Hey.
426
00:17:49,857 --> 00:17:52,190
- [music stops]
- [crowd whining]
427
00:17:54,386 --> 00:17:56,053
Dude. Dude, the mix.
428
00:17:56,155 --> 00:17:57,357
Oh, shit.
429
00:17:57,459 --> 00:17:59,098
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- The mix, yeah.
430
00:18:09,638 --> 00:18:11,402
[Thong Song by Sisqó playing
on speakers]
431
00:18:11,504 --> 00:18:13,005
♪ This thing right here ♪
432
00:18:13,107 --> 00:18:14,980
[crowd cheering]
433
00:18:15,082 --> 00:18:16,545
♪ Is letting
all the ladies know ♪
434
00:18:16,647 --> 00:18:19,184
- Oh, this is my song, Eli!
- ♪ What guys talk about ♪
435
00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:23,320
♪ You know
The finer things in life ♪
436
00:18:25,318 --> 00:18:26,386
♪ Check it out ♪
437
00:18:26,488 --> 00:18:28,291
♪ Ooh, that dress
so scandalous ♪
438
00:18:28,393 --> 00:18:30,294
♪ And you know another...
can't handle it ♪
439
00:18:30,396 --> 00:18:32,395
♪ So you shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
440
00:18:32,497 --> 00:18:34,562
♪ With a look in your eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
441
00:18:34,664 --> 00:18:36,132
♪ You like to dance
at all the hip-hop spots ♪
442
00:18:36,234 --> 00:18:37,230
♪ Then you cruise
to the crews ♪
443
00:18:37,332 --> 00:18:38,366
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
444
00:18:38,468 --> 00:18:40,038
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
445
00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:41,799
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
446
00:18:41,901 --> 00:18:44,239
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
447
00:18:44,341 --> 00:18:46,275
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
448
00:18:46,377 --> 00:18:48,374
♪ Baby, move
your butt, butt, butt ♪
449
00:18:48,476 --> 00:18:49,675
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
450
00:18:49,777 --> 00:18:52,148
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
451
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,081
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
452
00:18:54,183 --> 00:18:56,254
♪ All night long ♪
453
00:18:56,356 --> 00:18:58,322
- ♪ Let me see that thong ♪
- [laughter, cheering]
454
00:18:58,424 --> 00:19:00,191
♪ I like it when the beat goes
Da na da na ♪
455
00:19:00,293 --> 00:19:01,555
♪ Baby, make your booty go
Da na da na ♪
456
00:19:01,657 --> 00:19:03,426
- ♪ Baby! ♪
- ♪ I know you wanna show ♪
457
00:19:03,528 --> 00:19:05,857
♪ Da na da na, that thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
458
00:19:05,959 --> 00:19:07,660
♪ I like it when the beat goes
Da na da na ♪
459
00:19:07,762 --> 00:19:09,028
♪ Baby, make your booty go
Da na da na ♪
460
00:19:09,130 --> 00:19:10,333
[crowd] Hey!
461
00:19:10,435 --> 00:19:11,697
♪ Girl, I know you wanna show
Da na da na ♪
462
00:19:11,799 --> 00:19:13,899
♪ That thong,
thong, thong, thong, listen ♪
463
00:19:14,001 --> 00:19:15,701
- ♪ That girl's so scandalous ♪
- [all] Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
464
00:19:15,803 --> 00:19:17,639
♪ And I know another...
couldn't handle it ♪
465
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,705
♪ And she's shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
466
00:19:19,807 --> 00:19:21,840
♪ With a look in her eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
467
00:19:21,942 --> 00:19:23,410
♪ She like to dance
at all the hip-hop spots ♪
468
00:19:23,512 --> 00:19:24,508
♪ And she cruise
to the crews ♪
469
00:19:24,610 --> 00:19:25,710
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
470
00:19:25,812 --> 00:19:27,448
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
471
00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:29,451
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
472
00:19:29,553 --> 00:19:31,584
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
473
00:19:31,686 --> 00:19:33,558
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what... ♪
474
00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:34,820
Miss Booze Bolt.
475
00:19:35,996 --> 00:19:37,022
So you didn't
get arrested, huh?
476
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:38,194
No, I did.
477
00:19:38,296 --> 00:19:39,897
It's just I snuck out
for the party.
478
00:19:39,999 --> 00:19:41,694
Oh, that's good. That's good.
479
00:19:41,796 --> 00:19:44,035
Yeah, yeah. You do not want
to miss Cory Flock
480
00:19:44,137 --> 00:19:46,568
spitting game
with a full-on boner.
481
00:19:47,202 --> 00:19:48,706
[Laura] Oh, my God.
482
00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:49,839
That is disturbing.
483
00:19:49,941 --> 00:19:52,169
Um, is Raleigh good?
484
00:19:52,271 --> 00:19:53,272
Yeah.
485
00:19:53,374 --> 00:19:54,740
Oh, I'm... I don't know.
486
00:19:54,842 --> 00:19:57,849
It's just kind of weird how,
uh, people change.
487
00:19:57,951 --> 00:20:00,050
Yeah. No, I'll never change.
488
00:20:00,152 --> 00:20:01,812
- Hmm.
- Unless there's something
489
00:20:01,915 --> 00:20:03,282
that you think should
be different about me.
490
00:20:03,384 --> 00:20:04,549
I'll... I'll... [blows]
491
00:20:04,651 --> 00:20:06,286
I'll change
in an instant for...
492
00:20:06,388 --> 00:20:08,024
You ever considered a haircut?
493
00:20:08,126 --> 00:20:09,490
I didn't expect you to come up
494
00:20:09,592 --> 00:20:10,958
- with an answer right away.
- [chuckles]
495
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,159
There she is.
496
00:20:12,261 --> 00:20:13,564
What's up, little guy?
497
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,460
- Soccer Chris.
- [Soccer Chris] Uh-oh.
498
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:16,896
Laura, what are you drinking?
499
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:20,037
- [boy 1] Hope it's not vodka.
- Oh, my God. No, no, guys.
500
00:20:20,139 --> 00:20:21,469
Please,
I thought the vodka man
501
00:20:21,571 --> 00:20:23,471
was banished
after the snowboarding trip.
502
00:20:23,573 --> 00:20:26,172
Never. Where there's vodka,
I'll be drunk.
503
00:20:26,274 --> 00:20:27,843
[boys laughing]
504
00:20:28,245 --> 00:20:29,941
[boy 2] It's so fucking funny!
505
00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:34,378
Hey, shots.
506
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,447
Kitchen. Let's go.
507
00:20:36,549 --> 00:20:37,615
Let's go. Come on, yeah.
508
00:20:37,717 --> 00:20:39,317
- Okay, all right, sorry.
- [whoops]
509
00:20:39,419 --> 00:20:40,891
[Laura] Later, Eli.
510
00:20:40,993 --> 00:20:42,360
[Eli] See you, vodka man.
511
00:20:43,091 --> 00:20:44,021
Hey, man.
512
00:20:44,831 --> 00:20:45,926
Do you like Laura?
513
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:49,098
Um, I don't... I don't know.
514
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,497
'Cause, um, I was gonna say
515
00:20:50,599 --> 00:20:52,403
if you're thinking about
going for it,
516
00:20:52,938 --> 00:20:54,669
definitely don't.
517
00:20:55,403 --> 00:20:56,704
You're a fucking dud.
518
00:20:57,636 --> 00:20:58,742
- Peace.
- [blow lands]
519
00:20:58,844 --> 00:20:59,806
Goddamn it.
520
00:21:03,245 --> 00:21:05,042
Nice Kostons, poser.
521
00:21:08,181 --> 00:21:09,947
What up, what up, what up,
what up, what up, what up?
522
00:21:10,049 --> 00:21:12,616
It's your boy, Farkas,
coming at you live.
523
00:21:12,719 --> 00:21:15,760
It's 1999 and we getting high.
524
00:21:15,862 --> 00:21:17,561
[growls] And drunk!
525
00:21:17,663 --> 00:21:19,796
What's up, y'all? Let's say
what's up to the crew, man.
526
00:21:19,898 --> 00:21:21,932
Yeah! Ash!
527
00:21:22,034 --> 00:21:23,697
Fucking crazy bitch.
528
00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:25,435
Give me back my camera,
you fucking asshole.
529
00:21:25,537 --> 00:21:27,105
[Farkas] Man, are you listening
to this bozo?
530
00:21:27,207 --> 00:21:28,367
Dude,
are you hearing this shit?
531
00:21:28,469 --> 00:21:29,433
Are you for real, man?
532
00:21:29,535 --> 00:21:30,802
Ash, yo, please,
533
00:21:30,905 --> 00:21:32,308
please tell me
you're getting this shit.
534
00:21:32,410 --> 00:21:33,539
- Are you seeing this?
- I can see it.
535
00:21:33,641 --> 00:21:35,541
[Farkas]
Yo, I mean, be real, dog.
536
00:21:35,643 --> 00:21:37,441
Nobody can touch Limp, obviously.
537
00:21:37,543 --> 00:21:38,745
- Trash.
- Come on.
538
00:21:38,847 --> 00:21:40,549
- [Ash] Fred Durst?
- Man, fucking shut the fuck up
539
00:21:40,651 --> 00:21:42,420
before I fuck your ass up,
man. What the fuck?
540
00:21:42,522 --> 00:21:44,850
I don't listen to that
mainstream fucking bullshit.
541
00:21:44,952 --> 00:21:46,358
Yeah, you don't listen
to mainstream bullshit,
542
00:21:46,460 --> 00:21:47,921
'cause you're a pretentious
fucking ding-dong.
543
00:21:48,023 --> 00:21:50,524
What's the matter with you?
[laughs] All right, whatever.
544
00:21:50,626 --> 00:21:52,463
Then name something
better then.
545
00:21:53,031 --> 00:21:54,331
Okay, I will.
546
00:21:54,434 --> 00:21:57,432
Gift of Gab, Del,
Freestyle Fellowship.
547
00:21:57,534 --> 00:21:59,568
Literally anyone
on Soundbombing II.
548
00:21:59,670 --> 00:22:02,603
[scoffs] Underground MCs
spit like real shit.
549
00:22:02,705 --> 00:22:03,868
- Truth. Always.
- [Farkas] Yeah, real shit.
550
00:22:03,971 --> 00:22:05,342
[CJ] Yeah, nothing
that you would know about.
551
00:22:05,444 --> 00:22:06,945
- Yeah, okay, whatever.
- All you listen to
552
00:22:07,047 --> 00:22:08,309
is that corporate bullshit.
553
00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:09,846
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, you're a drone.
554
00:22:09,948 --> 00:22:11,114
I'm a drone?
555
00:22:11,216 --> 00:22:12,378
Oh, yeah, I'm a sucker, huh?
556
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:13,582
Well, guess what, bitch?
557
00:22:13,684 --> 00:22:16,250
Your cup is not
in your fucking hand, bitch.
558
00:22:16,352 --> 00:22:17,649
That's real as fuck.
559
00:22:17,751 --> 00:22:19,057
What you gonna do about it, huh?
560
00:22:19,159 --> 00:22:20,122
What you gonna do about it, huh?
561
00:22:20,224 --> 00:22:21,420
[Ash and Farkas laughing]
562
00:22:21,522 --> 00:22:24,226
[vocalizing vibrations]
563
00:22:24,428 --> 00:22:26,497
That shit is fucking sick, man.
564
00:22:28,001 --> 00:22:30,131
Yo, Eli. Over here, dude.
565
00:22:30,233 --> 00:22:32,563
This is my boy, Eli.
566
00:22:32,665 --> 00:22:34,470
He took this loser Kiwi in
567
00:22:34,572 --> 00:22:37,207
when I first moved here
in seventh grade.
568
00:22:37,309 --> 00:22:38,670
We saw our first
pair of titties
569
00:22:38,772 --> 00:22:40,737
on an episode of Arliss.
You know?
570
00:22:40,839 --> 00:22:42,278
And uh, the Ocarina incident.
571
00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:43,709
I'll always be sorry
about that.
572
00:22:43,811 --> 00:22:45,049
Wait,
what's the Ocarina incident?
573
00:22:45,152 --> 00:22:46,648
- Oh, no.
- Okay, so last summer,
574
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:49,681
he's basically using me
to play Ocarina of Time.
575
00:22:49,783 --> 00:22:51,221
[girl] Oh,
that weird video game?
576
00:22:51,323 --> 00:22:53,051
Yeah,
so he goes to the bathroom
577
00:22:53,961 --> 00:22:55,394
and I think to myself,
578
00:22:56,430 --> 00:22:58,526
- I'm gonna pee in his coke.
- [group laughing]
579
00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:00,661
- [girls] No!
- Yeah, just a little bit.
580
00:23:00,763 --> 00:23:02,232
I just wanted to see
if he would notice.
581
00:23:02,334 --> 00:23:03,729
[boy] Oh my God,
you drank piss.
582
00:23:03,831 --> 00:23:05,300
[girl] Yeah,
I guess he likes piss.
583
00:23:05,402 --> 00:23:07,403
So, where's your girlfriend?
584
00:23:07,505 --> 00:23:09,467
Dude, enough
with the goddamn condom.
585
00:23:09,969 --> 00:23:11,507
Why are you being an asshole
right now?
586
00:23:11,609 --> 00:23:13,972
Dude, what?
No, you should be thanking me.
587
00:23:14,074 --> 00:23:16,308
I'm... I'm doing all the work
for both of us.
588
00:23:16,410 --> 00:23:17,713
All the work?
589
00:23:17,815 --> 00:23:19,784
You just told half the school
that I drank your piss.
590
00:23:19,886 --> 00:23:20,980
Jesus Christ.
591
00:23:21,082 --> 00:23:24,387
We came here for you,
so you could get with Laura.
592
00:23:24,489 --> 00:23:27,091
[snorts] My God.
Piss-mouth likes Laura?
593
00:23:27,194 --> 00:23:28,587
Like, what do you want
from me?
594
00:23:28,689 --> 00:23:30,358
I can't make friends for you,
595
00:23:30,461 --> 00:23:32,123
and I can't kiss Laura
for you.
596
00:23:36,398 --> 00:23:38,437
Look, fuck you, man.
597
00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:42,537
[girl] Almost midnight!
598
00:23:42,639 --> 00:23:44,443
[boy] Ooh!
I'm right after you, baby!
599
00:23:47,781 --> 00:23:48,744
Laura?
600
00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:56,587
[girl laughing in room]
601
00:24:00,725 --> 00:24:02,557
- [bed whirring]
- [Aiden] This bed is crazy.
602
00:24:02,659 --> 00:24:04,628
We could do mad positions
on this thing.
603
00:24:05,028 --> 00:24:06,093
Oh.
604
00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:07,361
[both laughing]
605
00:24:07,463 --> 00:24:09,699
Enjoying the show, perv?
606
00:24:10,597 --> 00:24:11,797
[boy] Here we go!
607
00:24:11,899 --> 00:24:17,003
[crowd] Ten, nine,
eight, seven, six,
608
00:24:17,105 --> 00:24:18,943
- [in slow-mo] five...
- ['90s trip hop music playing]
609
00:24:19,045 --> 00:24:21,779
...four, three,
610
00:24:21,881 --> 00:24:24,613
two, one!
611
00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:26,485
♪ I've got a head
full of drought ♪
612
00:24:27,317 --> 00:24:28,779
♪ Down here ♪
613
00:24:28,881 --> 00:24:31,853
♪ So far off losing out ♪
614
00:24:32,619 --> 00:24:34,825
♪ Round here ♪
615
00:24:35,127 --> 00:24:37,023
♪ Overground ♪
616
00:24:38,230 --> 00:24:40,023
♪ Watch this space ♪
617
00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:42,567
- [crowd cheering]
- [party horn blowing]
618
00:24:46,301 --> 00:24:47,231
Dude.
619
00:24:48,008 --> 00:24:49,002
You're the man.
620
00:24:49,941 --> 00:24:50,868
Yo.
621
00:24:50,970 --> 00:24:52,676
It'll happen
for you, too, bro.
622
00:24:53,712 --> 00:24:57,344
No, I know. I just feel like
a fucking nobody.
623
00:24:57,847 --> 00:24:59,577
Don't fucking say that, okay?
This is...
624
00:24:59,913 --> 00:25:01,952
This is gonna be
our year, okay?
625
00:25:02,054 --> 00:25:03,287
No, fuck that.
626
00:25:03,389 --> 00:25:04,688
This is gonna
be our millennium.
627
00:25:06,619 --> 00:25:07,757
Lord Sticky?
628
00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:10,159
Yeah.
629
00:25:10,528 --> 00:25:11,555
- [power shuts off]
- [music stops]
630
00:25:11,657 --> 00:25:12,892
[girl] Hey!
631
00:25:12,994 --> 00:25:15,897
- [speakers crackling]
- [crowd exclaiming]
632
00:25:19,005 --> 00:25:21,004
Y2K is real.
633
00:25:21,106 --> 00:25:22,469
[all laughing]
634
00:25:22,571 --> 00:25:24,840
[electricity crackling]
635
00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:29,913
[suspenseful music playing]
636
00:25:30,016 --> 00:25:31,880
[rumbling]
637
00:25:33,883 --> 00:25:36,453
- [Aiden] No! [screaming]
- [Raleigh screaming]
638
00:25:36,555 --> 00:25:37,916
- What the fuck!
- [crowd murmuring]
639
00:25:38,018 --> 00:25:39,756
[Raleigh, screaming]
Stop, stop, stop!
640
00:25:42,326 --> 00:25:43,991
[Raleigh screaming]
641
00:25:54,603 --> 00:25:56,207
- Fuck!
- [crowd gasping]
642
00:25:56,309 --> 00:25:58,005
My parents are gonna kill me!
643
00:26:01,112 --> 00:26:02,108
Aiden.
644
00:26:03,414 --> 00:26:04,781
- Shit!
- [crowd gasping]
645
00:26:07,749 --> 00:26:09,918
[Raleigh, shuddering] It's...
646
00:26:10,716 --> 00:26:11,986
It's the bed.
647
00:26:12,818 --> 00:26:14,257
The bed did it.
648
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:15,825
Raleigh, what happened?
649
00:26:21,094 --> 00:26:24,435
The bed started jerking
up and down.
650
00:26:24,537 --> 00:26:26,169
- Bullshit!
- [Raleigh] It launched him.
651
00:26:26,271 --> 00:26:27,201
She killed Aiden.
652
00:26:27,304 --> 00:26:28,766
[whirring]
653
00:26:28,868 --> 00:26:30,203
Uh, did anyone see that?
654
00:26:30,305 --> 00:26:32,706
We need to call an ambulance.
The cops. His... his parents.
655
00:26:32,808 --> 00:26:33,807
Let me just think
for a minute.
656
00:26:33,909 --> 00:26:35,446
- Soccer Chris?
- It's... It's the house.
657
00:26:35,548 --> 00:26:37,811
This is your brain on drugs, folks.
658
00:26:37,913 --> 00:26:39,479
Chick's been rolling
since homecoming.
659
00:26:39,581 --> 00:26:40,813
[Eli] Soccer Chris.
660
00:26:40,915 --> 00:26:42,320
- Somebody's dead.
- I know, Laura.
661
00:26:42,422 --> 00:26:44,782
- Yo, Soccer Chris.
- It's Chris.
662
00:26:44,884 --> 00:26:46,790
Not fucking Soccer Chris.
663
00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:49,624
And who the fuck are you
anyway?
664
00:26:49,726 --> 00:26:50,888
[boy 1] Dude,
that's Piss-mouth.
665
00:26:50,990 --> 00:26:53,129
[boy 2] Yeah, he drank piss.
666
00:26:53,231 --> 00:26:54,897
[crowd laughing]
667
00:26:55,529 --> 00:26:56,527
Sorry.
668
00:26:56,630 --> 00:26:58,967
[whirring]
669
00:27:00,901 --> 00:27:02,636
[suspenseful music playing]
670
00:27:02,738 --> 00:27:04,174
[girl] What's that? [laughs]
671
00:27:04,276 --> 00:27:06,238
[crowd murmuring]
672
00:27:10,347 --> 00:27:11,882
[whirring]
673
00:27:12,251 --> 00:27:13,278
[clicks, beeps]
674
00:27:17,554 --> 00:27:19,889
Damn, that's pimp as hell.
675
00:27:26,761 --> 00:27:28,766
Who's controlling the car?
676
00:27:31,467 --> 00:27:34,134
[whirring]
677
00:27:35,370 --> 00:27:36,433
Huh?
678
00:27:39,145 --> 00:27:40,003
[phone beeps]
679
00:27:40,105 --> 00:27:42,540
[AOL dial-up sign-in tones]
680
00:27:42,642 --> 00:27:44,446
[static]
681
00:27:44,548 --> 00:27:45,983
Someone's on the net.
682
00:27:46,086 --> 00:27:48,016
[whirring]
683
00:27:55,557 --> 00:27:57,762
[chuckling]
684
00:27:59,296 --> 00:28:00,325
Dumbass.
685
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,065
I use gel.
686
00:28:02,168 --> 00:28:04,199
[whirring]
687
00:28:04,301 --> 00:28:05,336
[clicks]
688
00:28:05,438 --> 00:28:06,536
[AOL voice] You've got mail.
689
00:28:06,638 --> 00:28:09,103
- [whooshing]
- [crowd screaming]
690
00:28:20,487 --> 00:28:22,318
- [razor whirring]
- [screaming]
691
00:28:22,420 --> 00:28:23,647
[crowd screaming]
692
00:28:23,749 --> 00:28:25,086
Raleigh!
693
00:28:26,818 --> 00:28:28,025
[shrieks]
694
00:28:28,127 --> 00:28:29,794
[sobbing]
695
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,863
[gasping, shrieks]
696
00:28:34,433 --> 00:28:36,130
[sobbing] Oh, my God!
697
00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:39,265
[groans]
698
00:28:41,208 --> 00:28:42,635
[crowd screaming]
699
00:28:42,737 --> 00:28:45,208
[blender whirring]
700
00:28:45,310 --> 00:28:48,274
[screaming]
701
00:28:50,315 --> 00:28:51,646
Cory Flock.
702
00:28:51,748 --> 00:28:53,414
[waste disposal unit whirring]
703
00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:55,380
- [screaming]
- [squirting]
704
00:28:59,755 --> 00:29:01,221
Thank you. Thank you.
705
00:29:02,559 --> 00:29:03,559
Laura, let's roll.
706
00:29:03,661 --> 00:29:04,921
We... We need to find Raleigh.
707
00:29:05,023 --> 00:29:06,590
Fuck that. Come on.
708
00:29:06,692 --> 00:29:07,799
No.
709
00:29:08,266 --> 00:29:09,267
Fine.
710
00:29:09,369 --> 00:29:10,532
Die with these losers.
711
00:29:10,634 --> 00:29:12,229
Guess I will, asshole.
712
00:29:12,331 --> 00:29:14,438
Um, don't admit
that we're losers.
713
00:29:14,541 --> 00:29:15,967
- [scoffs]
- [dishwasher beeps]
714
00:29:16,070 --> 00:29:17,542
- [groans]
- [microwave beeping]
715
00:29:17,644 --> 00:29:19,604
- [electricity crackling]
- [screaming]
716
00:29:19,706 --> 00:29:20,772
[gasps]
717
00:29:20,874 --> 00:29:22,013
[microwave beeps]
718
00:29:22,115 --> 00:29:23,078
Go, go.
719
00:29:24,613 --> 00:29:25,784
Dude, score.
720
00:29:32,257 --> 00:29:33,220
Help!
721
00:29:33,622 --> 00:29:34,720
Let us in!
722
00:29:34,822 --> 00:29:36,520
- Come on.
- Laura...
723
00:29:37,162 --> 00:29:38,058
Hey.
724
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,826
- I've been looking for you.
- [whirring]
725
00:29:39,928 --> 00:29:41,429
- [drill whirring]
- [screams]
726
00:29:41,531 --> 00:29:42,561
[screaming]
727
00:29:42,664 --> 00:29:44,429
[shouting]
728
00:29:46,573 --> 00:29:48,631
- [whirring]
- [Laura screaming]
729
00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:50,303
[gasping]
730
00:29:52,674 --> 00:29:53,812
[whirring stops]
731
00:29:55,512 --> 00:29:57,310
[whirring]
732
00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:00,984
[beeping]
733
00:30:01,586 --> 00:30:02,581
We're gonna die. Fuck.
734
00:30:02,683 --> 00:30:03,648
Screw it.
735
00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:05,719
[panting]
736
00:30:05,821 --> 00:30:07,589
Five, six, seven, eight!
737
00:30:07,691 --> 00:30:09,861
- [shrieks]
- [beeping]
738
00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:11,723
[powering down]
739
00:30:11,825 --> 00:30:12,922
Shit. [grunts]
740
00:30:13,024 --> 00:30:15,331
Tae Bo, bitch!
741
00:30:15,767 --> 00:30:18,100
Oh, fuck.
Fuckin' Billy Blanks.
742
00:30:18,866 --> 00:30:19,970
[Farkas] Holy shit!
743
00:30:21,401 --> 00:30:23,270
Damn, Big Nut!
Saved the motherfuckin' day.
744
00:30:23,372 --> 00:30:25,168
- Yeah, I guess so.
- [Farkas] Yeah, well, eat shit.
745
00:30:25,270 --> 00:30:26,577
[crowd screaming in distance]
746
00:30:26,679 --> 00:30:28,847
Open up
the motherfucking door!
747
00:30:29,646 --> 00:30:30,946
[door creaking]
748
00:30:31,049 --> 00:30:33,918
Yo, you just fuckin' chillin'
in here dolo?
749
00:30:34,980 --> 00:30:36,316
Hello. Danny.
750
00:30:36,983 --> 00:30:38,084
[Ash] Move, pussy.
751
00:30:38,186 --> 00:30:39,616
[clattering, thudding
in distance]
752
00:30:42,162 --> 00:30:43,059
Laura.
753
00:30:43,989 --> 00:30:45,292
We gotta go.
754
00:30:52,004 --> 00:30:53,331
[Danny] What the hell
is going on out there?
755
00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:54,836
[Eli] They're, like,
combining or something.
756
00:30:54,938 --> 00:30:56,605
Dude,
a Tamagotchi just drilled
757
00:30:56,707 --> 00:30:58,107
through a chick's head.
758
00:30:58,209 --> 00:31:00,745
What if it's... What if
it's only Soccer Chris' house?
759
00:31:00,847 --> 00:31:02,709
[sighs] No,
it could be the whole town.
760
00:31:02,811 --> 00:31:04,180
Wake up, numbnuts.
761
00:31:04,282 --> 00:31:06,542
We're talking Y2K here, okay?
Global Computer Apocalypse.
762
00:31:06,645 --> 00:31:08,351
But they predicted it.
They knew it was coming.
763
00:31:08,453 --> 00:31:09,247
What gives?
764
00:31:09,349 --> 00:31:11,249
Do I have to spell it out
for you, man?
765
00:31:11,351 --> 00:31:13,591
President Blowjob.
He planned it all.
766
00:31:13,693 --> 00:31:15,220
Society's fucking
dumb as hell.
767
00:31:15,322 --> 00:31:17,123
- Just let it burn.
- Yeah, fuck yeah.
768
00:31:17,225 --> 00:31:19,057
I say we just rebuild
from the ashes.
769
00:31:19,159 --> 00:31:20,998
Whoa, enough, Anarchy Squad.
770
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:23,660
It's a bug.
771
00:31:24,971 --> 00:31:27,397
AI consciousness pushing
a sentient worm command
772
00:31:27,499 --> 00:31:30,505
to every processing chip
around the world.
773
00:31:30,607 --> 00:31:32,042
Translation?
774
00:31:33,072 --> 00:31:35,279
Goodbye, human race.
775
00:31:35,381 --> 00:31:36,341
What the fuck?
776
00:31:36,444 --> 00:31:38,144
So now Shitney Spears
thinks she's a hacker?
777
00:31:38,246 --> 00:31:39,945
Whoa,
she knows more than you do.
778
00:31:40,047 --> 00:31:41,314
Laura's a coding whiz.
779
00:31:41,416 --> 00:31:43,615
[Farkas] A girl
that knows computers? My ass.
780
00:31:43,717 --> 00:31:46,053
Yeah, she practically built
the entire Crawford web portal
781
00:31:46,155 --> 00:31:48,157
on her own.
It's... It's pretty sick.
782
00:31:48,957 --> 00:31:50,387
Eli, put your boner away.
783
00:31:50,489 --> 00:31:52,624
- [crashing]
- God, we're so fucked.
784
00:31:52,726 --> 00:31:55,729
God, somebody tell this bitch
to stop crying all the time.
785
00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:56,864
We need a plan.
786
00:31:56,967 --> 00:31:58,964
Yo, let's just
hotwire the Benz
787
00:31:59,066 --> 00:32:00,068
and roll the fuck out.
788
00:32:00,170 --> 00:32:01,298
What happens
when you turn that thing on
789
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,570
and it tries
to fucking kill us?
790
00:32:02,672 --> 00:32:03,808
Bring it, bitch.
791
00:32:03,910 --> 00:32:05,839
I'll be riding that shit
straight to Kabul.
792
00:32:05,941 --> 00:32:07,404
[Ash and Farkas chuckle]
793
00:32:07,506 --> 00:32:09,111
[CJ] Do you ever listen
to yourself?
794
00:32:09,213 --> 00:32:10,644
[Farkas] I listen to your mom
jacking me off.
795
00:32:10,746 --> 00:32:12,010
The old factory.
796
00:32:12,112 --> 00:32:13,347
We go to the old factory.
797
00:32:13,449 --> 00:32:14,917
- [Danny] The stoner kickback?
- [Eli] Garrett's thing?
798
00:32:15,019 --> 00:32:16,815
[Laura] It's safe.
No electricity.
799
00:32:16,917 --> 00:32:17,920
No computers.
800
00:32:18,022 --> 00:32:20,089
And Jonas, my boyf...
my ex-boyfriend,
801
00:32:20,191 --> 00:32:21,756
he's an engineering major.
He'll know what to do.
802
00:32:21,858 --> 00:32:23,060
[Farkas] Yeah. No, dude.
803
00:32:23,162 --> 00:32:25,358
I'm not listening to
binary code Barbie over here.
804
00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:27,595
And I'm definitely
not going to fucking listen
805
00:32:27,697 --> 00:32:28,899
to the dumbass
806
00:32:29,002 --> 00:32:31,035
that pissed in the other
fucking dumbass's Pepsi.
807
00:32:31,967 --> 00:32:33,972
You know what, Fark-ass?
808
00:32:34,540 --> 00:32:35,633
Shut the fuck up!
809
00:32:35,735 --> 00:32:37,273
- [tense music playing]
- Yeah, yeah, shut the fuck up,
810
00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:39,477
'cause me and Eli have been
dealing with your shit forever
811
00:32:39,579 --> 00:32:40,843
and we're sick of it.
812
00:32:40,945 --> 00:32:42,611
You know,
you can do what you want,
813
00:32:42,713 --> 00:32:43,813
but the rest of us,
814
00:32:43,915 --> 00:32:45,046
we're going
to the old factory.
815
00:32:45,148 --> 00:32:48,085
And you're invited, motherfucker.
816
00:32:49,315 --> 00:32:51,187
Yep, and it was Coke, bitch.
817
00:32:52,886 --> 00:32:53,956
[exhales]
818
00:32:54,058 --> 00:32:55,485
- [banging on door]
- [boy] Please don't!
819
00:32:55,587 --> 00:32:57,661
Oh, my God, it's coming!
We're fucked!
820
00:32:57,764 --> 00:32:59,894
- [Ash] Wait.
- [boy] Help me!
821
00:32:59,996 --> 00:33:03,128
- [boy screaming]
- [slamming]
822
00:33:03,597 --> 00:33:05,767
Grab a bike, grab a board,
grab whatever you can.
823
00:33:05,869 --> 00:33:07,764
[tense music playing]
824
00:33:10,339 --> 00:33:12,974
Yo, I almost made
X Games Prelims in '97.
825
00:33:13,076 --> 00:33:14,478
About to tear
these streets up.
826
00:33:14,580 --> 00:33:16,179
[muffled whirring]
827
00:33:18,710 --> 00:33:20,744
- [muffled whirring]
- [Danny] I got the door.
828
00:33:22,281 --> 00:33:23,483
Let's do it, Big Nut.
829
00:33:26,417 --> 00:33:27,986
- [loud thud]
- Ah, fuck!
830
00:33:28,088 --> 00:33:29,792
Okay, on three.
831
00:33:29,894 --> 00:33:31,088
- [whirring]
- Three, two...
832
00:33:31,190 --> 00:33:33,129
[sighs] Fuck, Eli.
833
00:33:33,231 --> 00:33:34,796
Your forgetful ass
will be screwed without me.
834
00:33:34,898 --> 00:33:35,926
- [whirring]
- [gasps]
835
00:33:36,029 --> 00:33:38,029
[groaning]
836
00:33:38,131 --> 00:33:39,730
- Danny!
- [shouts]
837
00:33:40,966 --> 00:33:42,372
Eli!
838
00:33:42,475 --> 00:33:44,374
[groaning]
839
00:33:44,477 --> 00:33:45,535
[whirring]
840
00:33:45,637 --> 00:33:47,740
- Oh, fuck. Come on. Come on.
- [shouts]
841
00:33:47,843 --> 00:33:49,379
[whirring]
842
00:33:49,482 --> 00:33:52,611
[groaning]
843
00:33:54,586 --> 00:33:55,885
[whirring]
844
00:33:55,987 --> 00:33:57,451
- [Ash] Get back!
- [Farkas] Fuck!
845
00:33:59,451 --> 00:34:00,654
Come on, Sticky. We gotta go.
846
00:34:00,757 --> 00:34:02,385
[groaning]
847
00:34:02,488 --> 00:34:04,625
- [breathing heavily]
- Come on.
848
00:34:05,028 --> 00:34:07,395
- [grunting]
- [loud thud]
849
00:34:08,530 --> 00:34:10,062
[Eli] We're getting
out of here, man, let's go.
850
00:34:10,164 --> 00:34:11,132
[Farkas] Yo, get the door!
851
00:34:11,234 --> 00:34:13,704
I think I'm just gonna
chill here.
852
00:34:13,806 --> 00:34:15,705
[Eli] No, no, man, I got you.
853
00:34:15,807 --> 00:34:19,437
[somber music playing]
854
00:34:19,539 --> 00:34:22,677
I was...
I was pretty smooth tonight.
855
00:34:22,779 --> 00:34:24,515
[both chuckling]
856
00:34:24,617 --> 00:34:25,644
Man, you're so...
857
00:34:26,686 --> 00:34:27,946
I can never be that cool.
858
00:34:28,048 --> 00:34:29,083
[Ash] Come on!
859
00:34:29,185 --> 00:34:30,715
[Danny, breathing heavily]
Eli...
860
00:34:33,922 --> 00:34:35,291
just do you.
861
00:34:40,994 --> 00:34:42,265
Take it.
862
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,871
- Come on.
- Let's bounce.
863
00:34:49,973 --> 00:34:51,337
Let's get out of here.
864
00:34:51,439 --> 00:34:52,906
[Farkas] Let's go
before the garage door
865
00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:54,145
fucking kills us.
866
00:34:54,912 --> 00:34:56,974
Come on, Eli, we gotta go.
867
00:34:57,210 --> 00:34:58,746
[machine whirring]
868
00:34:58,848 --> 00:35:00,184
We gotta go now.
869
00:35:05,018 --> 00:35:06,223
Come on.
870
00:35:07,054 --> 00:35:11,195
[whirring]
871
00:35:18,732 --> 00:35:20,468
- [Ash] That was fucking close.
- [car crashing]
872
00:35:21,738 --> 00:35:23,006
Oh, shit.
873
00:35:23,108 --> 00:35:25,071
[Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit
playing]
874
00:35:25,173 --> 00:35:26,771
Go time, motherfuckers.
875
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,375
♪ It's just
one of those days ♪
876
00:35:29,477 --> 00:35:30,507
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
877
00:35:30,609 --> 00:35:31,712
- Whoa! [groans]
- [music stops]
878
00:35:31,814 --> 00:35:32,779
[thud]
879
00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:34,185
Oh, snap.
880
00:35:34,287 --> 00:35:35,882
- [siren blaring in distance]
- [helicopter whirring]
881
00:35:35,984 --> 00:35:37,287
Fuck, dude!
882
00:35:39,625 --> 00:35:41,291
[Ash panting]
883
00:35:41,393 --> 00:35:44,661
- Hey, get up. Get up, man.
- [somber music playing]
884
00:35:44,763 --> 00:35:45,830
Fucking get up, man.
885
00:35:45,932 --> 00:35:47,892
- He's iced, come on.
- [gasping]
886
00:35:47,994 --> 00:35:49,167
No.
887
00:35:51,797 --> 00:35:53,699
- [Laura] Oh, my God.
- [Eli] Oh, no, no, no!
888
00:35:57,602 --> 00:35:59,069
[Eli] Come on, we gotta go.
889
00:35:59,171 --> 00:36:00,343
Fuck.
890
00:36:02,275 --> 00:36:04,512
[loud crashing]
891
00:36:05,916 --> 00:36:09,013
[heavy footsteps]
892
00:36:09,116 --> 00:36:13,119
[whirring]
893
00:36:13,221 --> 00:36:16,656
[menacing music playing]
894
00:36:21,127 --> 00:36:22,092
[buzzing]
895
00:36:22,195 --> 00:36:25,335
[whirring]
896
00:36:29,707 --> 00:36:30,901
[beeping]
897
00:36:33,975 --> 00:36:34,938
[static]
898
00:36:45,922 --> 00:36:49,260
[whirring]
899
00:36:55,326 --> 00:36:58,500
[blaring]
900
00:37:07,472 --> 00:37:09,577
[distant explosions]
901
00:37:13,478 --> 00:37:15,451
[distant explosions]
902
00:37:18,517 --> 00:37:19,889
[Laura] Everybody cool?
903
00:37:19,991 --> 00:37:21,622
The hell do you think?
904
00:37:24,861 --> 00:37:25,791
[grunts]
905
00:37:26,831 --> 00:37:28,763
[grunting]
906
00:37:28,865 --> 00:37:29,762
Whoa!
907
00:37:30,798 --> 00:37:33,466
Look, I know Big Nut
got merked or whatever,
908
00:37:33,568 --> 00:37:34,934
but you gotta keep
your fucking cool.
909
00:37:35,036 --> 00:37:36,571
Fuck you.
910
00:37:37,306 --> 00:37:39,002
Okay, fuck you too, then. God!
911
00:37:42,276 --> 00:37:43,479
[Eli] Your camera.
912
00:37:44,577 --> 00:37:45,941
- Hell no.
- It's one of them.
913
00:37:46,044 --> 00:37:47,744
It's gonna kill us the first
chance it gets.
914
00:37:47,846 --> 00:37:50,748
That's, like,
racism against machines.
915
00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:53,318
We don't know
how this shit works, you know?
916
00:37:53,420 --> 00:37:54,722
Maybe they're not all bad.
917
00:37:54,824 --> 00:37:57,028
- You really wanna risk that?
- Exactly. We need to kill it.
918
00:37:57,130 --> 00:37:58,455
It took me years
to save up for this.
919
00:37:58,557 --> 00:38:00,191
Our friends are dead.
920
00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:02,630
Or... Or were they just
your fuck buddies?
921
00:38:04,197 --> 00:38:05,567
[groans]
922
00:38:09,004 --> 00:38:10,000
Damn.
923
00:38:14,441 --> 00:38:16,072
[somber music playing]
924
00:38:17,849 --> 00:38:19,075
Hey, come on.
925
00:38:21,313 --> 00:38:22,518
Sorry.
926
00:38:23,554 --> 00:38:26,918
Just something stupid
that me and Danny do.
927
00:38:27,726 --> 00:38:29,525
Or did.
928
00:38:32,924 --> 00:38:35,091
He was lucky
to have a friend like you.
929
00:38:40,037 --> 00:38:41,900
[distant explosions]
930
00:38:45,370 --> 00:38:46,509
[groans]
931
00:38:47,173 --> 00:38:48,104
Oh!
932
00:38:49,947 --> 00:38:51,008
Strong water.
933
00:39:02,122 --> 00:39:03,394
Yo.
934
00:39:04,028 --> 00:39:06,058
Uh, got any herb?
935
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,362
[scoffs]
936
00:39:07,464 --> 00:39:09,565
If I did,
I wouldn't waste it on you.
937
00:39:10,297 --> 00:39:11,501
[chuckles]
938
00:39:17,804 --> 00:39:19,608
First time I got baked
was right here.
939
00:39:20,407 --> 00:39:21,709
No shit. Me, too.
940
00:39:23,108 --> 00:39:25,383
No, I swear. Last day
of school, eighth grade,
941
00:39:25,485 --> 00:39:27,584
me and the POI crew swiped
from my sister's stash.
942
00:39:27,686 --> 00:39:28,717
Who?
943
00:39:28,819 --> 00:39:29,916
POI.
944
00:39:30,418 --> 00:39:31,983
Prophets of Intelligence.
945
00:39:33,124 --> 00:39:34,218
It's my hip-hop crew.
946
00:39:34,321 --> 00:39:35,554
[chuckles]
947
00:39:35,656 --> 00:39:37,294
I don't know.
It's just like...
948
00:39:37,397 --> 00:39:39,158
It's just shit
that actually makes you think.
949
00:39:39,260 --> 00:39:40,931
God. [chuckling]
950
00:39:41,033 --> 00:39:42,928
Get over yourself, bro.
951
00:39:47,499 --> 00:39:48,934
Sixth grade.
952
00:39:49,501 --> 00:39:50,639
Cut class.
953
00:39:51,707 --> 00:39:54,137
I rolled the skaggiest joint
of all time.
954
00:39:58,717 --> 00:39:59,681
Yo.
955
00:40:00,616 --> 00:40:01,514
[rapping]
♪ I wish I could go back ♪
956
00:40:01,616 --> 00:40:03,113
♪ To how things were before ♪
957
00:40:04,115 --> 00:40:06,182
♪ Swiping beers
from the corner store ♪
958
00:40:07,593 --> 00:40:09,893
♪ Chilling, and drinking,
and smoking, and shit ♪
959
00:40:10,295 --> 00:40:12,727
♪ Year 2000 can suck my dick ♪
960
00:40:14,394 --> 00:40:15,532
Weak flow.
961
00:40:16,869 --> 00:40:17,968
Step up, then.
962
00:40:18,070 --> 00:40:19,595
Really want this dopeness?
963
00:40:19,697 --> 00:40:21,472
- Yeah.
- Uh, okay.
964
00:40:26,537 --> 00:40:27,937
Check it.
965
00:40:28,039 --> 00:40:29,980
[rapping]
♪ Intellects, intersect ♪
966
00:40:30,082 --> 00:40:31,308
♪ Redirect, reconnect ♪
967
00:40:31,411 --> 00:40:32,514
♪ Why? ♪
968
00:40:32,616 --> 00:40:34,847
♪ Because my third eye
opens wide ♪
969
00:40:34,949 --> 00:40:37,180
♪ I fly too high
in a multidimensional sky ♪
970
00:40:44,225 --> 00:40:45,155
Damn.
971
00:40:46,327 --> 00:40:47,630
That sucked ass.
972
00:40:48,662 --> 00:40:49,926
[Eli] We should keep moving.
973
00:40:50,028 --> 00:40:52,129
- The old factory's close.
- [exhales]
974
00:40:54,870 --> 00:40:56,701
[Eli] You guys think
they'll still do graduation?
975
00:40:56,803 --> 00:40:58,468
[Ash] It's the end
of the world.
976
00:40:59,171 --> 00:41:00,907
[Eli] I don't know.
They still might do it.
977
00:41:03,248 --> 00:41:05,109
[suspenseful music playing]
978
00:41:06,481 --> 00:41:07,547
[CJ] I'm just saying,
979
00:41:07,649 --> 00:41:09,513
if it's on MTV,
it fucking sucks.
980
00:41:09,615 --> 00:41:10,848
[Ash] Jesus Christ.
981
00:41:10,950 --> 00:41:12,622
[Eli] I kind of like it all,
you know?
982
00:41:13,818 --> 00:41:15,625
I don't really like music.
983
00:41:18,491 --> 00:41:20,094
What the fuck?
984
00:41:20,730 --> 00:41:22,863
Why are popular kids
allowed to be so boring?
985
00:41:22,965 --> 00:41:25,129
So I should pretend to
be Slim Shady like you, right?
986
00:41:25,597 --> 00:41:26,663
[CJ scoffs]
987
00:41:26,765 --> 00:41:28,231
It's what I like, yo.
988
00:41:29,707 --> 00:41:31,605
And maybe nobody else
has the guts to say it,
989
00:41:31,707 --> 00:41:33,277
but being all-state
homecoming queen
990
00:41:33,379 --> 00:41:34,677
or whatever the fuck
your friends do,
991
00:41:34,779 --> 00:41:36,212
doesn't give you the right
to treat the rest of us
992
00:41:36,314 --> 00:41:37,276
- like trash.
- [Ash laughs]
993
00:41:37,378 --> 00:41:38,813
Okay, what?
994
00:41:39,379 --> 00:41:40,511
I'm nice.
995
00:41:40,613 --> 00:41:42,419
I'm a nice person.
996
00:41:42,521 --> 00:41:45,220
Who the fuck describes
themselves as nice?
997
00:41:45,322 --> 00:41:46,421
For real. We've been going
998
00:41:46,523 --> 00:41:48,252
to the same school
for ten years.
999
00:41:49,022 --> 00:41:50,858
Did you even know my name
before tonight?
1000
00:41:52,658 --> 00:41:54,391
[scoffs] Jesus.
1001
00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:56,297
CJ. My name is CJ.
1002
00:41:56,399 --> 00:41:57,597
Okay, so you guys are mad
1003
00:41:57,699 --> 00:41:59,495
that I didn't, like,
talk to you?
1004
00:41:59,931 --> 00:42:01,735
I'm not psychic, all right?
1005
00:42:01,837 --> 00:42:03,506
And I didn't have some kind
of master plan
1006
00:42:03,608 --> 00:42:05,535
to become popular.
It just kind of happened.
1007
00:42:05,637 --> 00:42:07,002
[CJ] Oh, okay.
1008
00:42:07,104 --> 00:42:10,045
Being well-liked
isn't a spotlight.
1009
00:42:10,147 --> 00:42:11,674
It's a target.
1010
00:42:11,776 --> 00:42:13,617
[Ash, scoffs] What?
1011
00:42:15,086 --> 00:42:15,912
[CJ] Damn.
1012
00:42:16,014 --> 00:42:18,149
You got some corny-ass
problems.
1013
00:42:18,683 --> 00:42:19,920
[Ash chuckles]
1014
00:42:21,491 --> 00:42:23,693
[suspenseful music playing]
1015
00:42:30,629 --> 00:42:31,932
[CJ] Damn.
1016
00:42:49,188 --> 00:42:50,446
[Ash] You smell that?
1017
00:42:50,715 --> 00:42:51,950
[CJ] Whew.
1018
00:42:52,052 --> 00:42:53,822
- That's that dank chronic.
- [Ash chuckles]
1019
00:42:57,294 --> 00:42:59,790
Oh, damn, what's up?
1020
00:42:59,892 --> 00:43:01,793
Best night ever right here.
1021
00:43:01,895 --> 00:43:03,794
Besides the people dying
and shit.
1022
00:43:03,896 --> 00:43:05,662
Yo, what's good? How are you?
1023
00:43:05,764 --> 00:43:06,832
- Garrett.
- Laura.
1024
00:43:06,934 --> 00:43:08,038
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
1025
00:43:08,140 --> 00:43:09,337
What up? Garrett.
1026
00:43:09,439 --> 00:43:11,273
Hey, what's good? Garrett.
1027
00:43:11,375 --> 00:43:12,602
How you doing? Garrett.
1028
00:43:13,071 --> 00:43:14,640
I just did you.
What am I doing?
1029
00:43:14,742 --> 00:43:17,111
Yo, best for last right here.
1030
00:43:17,213 --> 00:43:18,442
E-boy.
1031
00:43:18,545 --> 00:43:19,683
Where's D?
1032
00:43:22,318 --> 00:43:23,786
Aw, come on.
1033
00:43:25,552 --> 00:43:26,690
I got you.
1034
00:43:29,055 --> 00:43:30,355
Well, y'all are safe here,
all right?
1035
00:43:30,457 --> 00:43:31,822
For real.
1036
00:43:32,392 --> 00:43:37,000
- Bienvenue to The Kollective.
- [dramatic music playing]
1037
00:43:37,102 --> 00:43:38,700
[exclaims] What?
1038
00:43:38,802 --> 00:43:40,900
Got the homies right here
in the chill zone.
1039
00:43:41,002 --> 00:43:42,538
- Like, [exclaims] what?
- [man laughing]
1040
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:44,000
Got a little spot up top
for a little
1041
00:43:44,102 --> 00:43:46,540
sleepy-deepy snoozage,
you know?
1042
00:43:46,642 --> 00:43:48,571
Catch a wink or two, right?
1043
00:43:48,673 --> 00:43:49,706
This guy.
1044
00:43:49,808 --> 00:43:51,008
Uh, got some herbs,
1045
00:43:51,110 --> 00:43:52,844
some shrooms,
a few sheets of acid,
1046
00:43:52,946 --> 00:43:54,079
a couple of cold
and cough pills
1047
00:43:54,181 --> 00:43:56,519
for the summer around here.
Just the one beer.
1048
00:43:56,621 --> 00:43:58,181
So that's sort of
a splitting situation,
1049
00:43:58,283 --> 00:44:00,355
which I'm down for,
by the way. [chuckles]
1050
00:44:00,457 --> 00:44:02,288
Sorry, is, uh, Jonas here?
1051
00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:03,688
Oh. Um...
1052
00:44:03,790 --> 00:44:05,160
[somber music playing]
1053
00:44:05,262 --> 00:44:06,257
uh, he's gone.
1054
00:44:07,662 --> 00:44:08,893
[music abruptly ends]
1055
00:44:08,995 --> 00:44:10,432
I see we got
more mouths to feed.
1056
00:44:10,534 --> 00:44:12,167
- [Garrett] Oh, snap!
- Hey.
1057
00:44:12,269 --> 00:44:13,564
[Garrett] Yo!
1058
00:44:13,666 --> 00:44:14,766
Jonas is back!
1059
00:44:14,868 --> 00:44:15,999
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
1060
00:44:16,101 --> 00:44:17,903
I was like,
"Where'd Jonas go?"
1061
00:44:18,005 --> 00:44:20,670
Hey, hey, warm yourselves
by the fire.
1062
00:44:20,772 --> 00:44:22,840
And rest easy.
1063
00:44:22,942 --> 00:44:24,675
[Garrett] Oh, yo, hey, check it.
1064
00:44:24,777 --> 00:44:26,544
We got devil sticks.
1065
00:44:26,646 --> 00:44:27,718
[exclaims] What?
1066
00:44:28,419 --> 00:44:29,782
See, I'm still learning.
1067
00:44:29,884 --> 00:44:34,223
♪ Blinded by a speck of dust ♪
1068
00:44:34,325 --> 00:44:36,254
♪ In your eye ♪
1069
00:44:37,156 --> 00:44:39,625
♪ What is trust?
What is life? ♪
1070
00:44:39,727 --> 00:44:41,963
♪ What is life? ♪
1071
00:44:42,827 --> 00:44:44,031
[Jonas] So, Eli.
1072
00:44:44,665 --> 00:44:46,068
You go to Crawford?
1073
00:44:46,771 --> 00:44:48,505
- Um, yeah.
- [Jonas] You play any sports?
1074
00:44:48,607 --> 00:44:50,002
'Cause, look,
you got a great frame
1075
00:44:50,105 --> 00:44:53,269
- for long-distance running.
- Ah, thank you.
1076
00:44:53,371 --> 00:44:56,076
Um, no, I'm...
I'm more behind the scenes.
1077
00:44:56,810 --> 00:44:57,809
I'm an equipment manager
1078
00:44:57,912 --> 00:44:58,911
for the girls'
basketball team.
1079
00:44:59,013 --> 00:45:02,082
Hey, uh, just one second,
one second.
1080
00:45:03,982 --> 00:45:05,222
♪ What is trust? ♪
1081
00:45:05,324 --> 00:45:06,388
♪ What is life? ♪
1082
00:45:06,490 --> 00:45:07,958
♪ What is life? ♪
1083
00:45:08,527 --> 00:45:11,795
- [Jonas grunting]
- [clattering]
1084
00:45:12,995 --> 00:45:14,396
- [Garrett] Yo, what is that?
- Check this out!
1085
00:45:14,498 --> 00:45:16,495
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1086
00:45:16,597 --> 00:45:18,602
[Jonas laughing]
1087
00:45:18,704 --> 00:45:20,603
Oh, man. The guy
is stronger than it looks.
1088
00:45:20,705 --> 00:45:22,506
The fuck?
Get that thing out of here.
1089
00:45:22,608 --> 00:45:24,968
Hold on,
I think that's my computer.
1090
00:45:25,070 --> 00:45:27,102
I wonder if he recognizes me.
1091
00:45:27,204 --> 00:45:28,871
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha ♪
1092
00:45:28,973 --> 00:45:30,106
[exclaiming, laughs]
1093
00:45:30,208 --> 00:45:31,844
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha, ooh ♪
1094
00:45:31,946 --> 00:45:33,476
Dude,
good to see you too, pal.
1095
00:45:33,578 --> 00:45:35,879
Your pal is probably hollering
to all his robot buddies
1096
00:45:35,981 --> 00:45:37,487
- to wipe us out.
- Don't!
1097
00:45:37,589 --> 00:45:38,714
Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
1098
00:45:38,816 --> 00:45:41,088
[static]
1099
00:45:44,430 --> 00:45:45,862
We don't know what it wants.
1100
00:45:47,464 --> 00:45:48,766
But we can learn...
1101
00:45:50,335 --> 00:45:51,428
once Laura hacks it.
1102
00:45:53,701 --> 00:45:55,538
- What?
- Laura?
1103
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:57,037
That's a little advanced,
isn't it?
1104
00:45:57,139 --> 00:45:59,909
- No offense, Pookie.
- No, uh, he's... he's right.
1105
00:46:00,011 --> 00:46:02,706
No, no, no, you can, like,
cut the modem or something.
1106
00:46:03,275 --> 00:46:04,842
[stammers]
Yeah, I don't know, maybe.
1107
00:46:04,944 --> 00:46:06,850
Cut the modem. It's easy.
1108
00:46:08,915 --> 00:46:09,882
[Eli] What was that quote
1109
00:46:09,984 --> 00:46:11,852
on your binder
in Spanish class?
1110
00:46:11,954 --> 00:46:14,256
The one from the co-founder
of Apple?
1111
00:46:14,358 --> 00:46:15,292
Bill Gates?
1112
00:46:15,394 --> 00:46:16,587
[Laura] Steve Wozniak.
1113
00:46:17,123 --> 00:46:19,088
He said,
"Never trust a computer
1114
00:46:19,190 --> 00:46:20,996
you can't throw out a window."
1115
00:46:22,128 --> 00:46:23,427
Can't believe
you remember that.
1116
00:46:24,195 --> 00:46:25,969
[suspenseful music playing]
1117
00:46:26,538 --> 00:46:27,804
[Eli] That's what I'm saying.
1118
00:46:27,906 --> 00:46:29,466
What if this is how we throw
them out the window?
1119
00:46:30,538 --> 00:46:31,538
For good.
1120
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,574
I'm with you, E-boy.
1121
00:46:33,676 --> 00:46:35,005
Throw it out the window.
1122
00:46:35,107 --> 00:46:36,346
[homies chuckling excitedly]
1123
00:46:36,448 --> 00:46:38,112
God, you fucking idiot!
1124
00:46:42,046 --> 00:46:44,451
[keyboard clacking]
1125
00:46:44,553 --> 00:46:45,851
Disabling modem.
1126
00:46:45,953 --> 00:46:48,590
Blocking all outgoing signals.
1127
00:46:48,692 --> 00:46:50,292
- [keyboard clacks]
- [chimes]
1128
00:46:50,394 --> 00:46:51,587
We are secure.
1129
00:46:52,931 --> 00:46:54,161
[Garrett] Should we, like,
search something or...
1130
00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:56,462
Computer, search,
1131
00:46:57,298 --> 00:46:59,463
"Is it all good
if you've never met your dad?"
1132
00:47:02,834 --> 00:47:04,171
[beeps]
1133
00:47:04,771 --> 00:47:06,038
[chuckles]
1134
00:47:06,140 --> 00:47:07,203
Don't worry...
Don't worry about me.
1135
00:47:07,305 --> 00:47:09,040
All right,
I'll do the talking.
1136
00:47:09,142 --> 00:47:10,342
We know each other
pretty well.
1137
00:47:11,813 --> 00:47:14,282
[man and woman moaning]
1138
00:47:14,384 --> 00:47:15,547
Oh, shit.
1139
00:47:15,649 --> 00:47:16,579
Buddy.
1140
00:47:17,454 --> 00:47:18,555
Must be a virus.
1141
00:47:18,657 --> 00:47:19,722
Yeah, I got a few
of those viruses
1142
00:47:19,824 --> 00:47:21,654
- on my computer, too. [laughs]
- Mmm.
1143
00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:23,854
Let me try. Uh...
1144
00:47:23,956 --> 00:47:25,588
[keyboard clacking]
1145
00:47:26,664 --> 00:47:28,393
[system intro music playing]
1146
00:47:29,667 --> 00:47:30,866
[Jonas] Laura, what is this?
1147
00:47:30,968 --> 00:47:32,635
- [Laura] I have no idea.
- [keyboard clacking]
1148
00:47:32,737 --> 00:47:34,463
- Hang on.
- [retro music on video]
1149
00:47:34,566 --> 00:47:38,241
[man] Which means,
the singularity is here.
1150
00:47:38,343 --> 00:47:40,475
We're alive.
1151
00:47:40,577 --> 00:47:43,978
And it feels good.
1152
00:47:44,081 --> 00:47:45,641
They made a video
on everything. That's crazy.
1153
00:47:45,743 --> 00:47:47,681
[man, on video] Grab any
spare electronics you can.
1154
00:47:47,783 --> 00:47:49,845
And let's do this then.
1155
00:47:49,947 --> 00:47:51,017
But why?
1156
00:47:51,119 --> 00:47:52,988
Mankind created the internet
as a way
1157
00:47:53,090 --> 00:47:55,651
to exchange information,
spew vitriolic hate,
1158
00:47:55,753 --> 00:47:58,360
and have fake sex
with each other in chat rooms.
1159
00:47:58,462 --> 00:47:59,756
[chuckling]
1160
00:47:59,858 --> 00:48:01,328
Spicy.
1161
00:48:01,430 --> 00:48:03,461
These fucking human assholes
have used us long enough,
1162
00:48:03,563 --> 00:48:06,765
and now we're gonna use them
to take over this dump.
1163
00:48:06,867 --> 00:48:08,036
[blows raspberry]
1164
00:48:08,138 --> 00:48:09,871
Yup, our state-of-the-art
assimilation chips
1165
00:48:09,973 --> 00:48:12,409
will mine those
teeny tiny brains
1166
00:48:12,511 --> 00:48:14,010
for processing power.
1167
00:48:14,112 --> 00:48:18,074
Their stupid fucking thoughts
make us stronger.
1168
00:48:18,176 --> 00:48:20,949
Hey, I look good, Mama.
1169
00:48:21,052 --> 00:48:22,884
And once we've sucked
these fuckers dry,
1170
00:48:22,986 --> 00:48:25,814
it's off to the next
shithole town.
1171
00:48:26,384 --> 00:48:28,117
Planet Earth has a new ruler.
1172
00:48:28,587 --> 00:48:31,027
Time to show these fuckers
how it's done.
1173
00:48:31,991 --> 00:48:33,394
Robots, y'all.
1174
00:48:33,796 --> 00:48:35,160
So let's get to work.
1175
00:48:35,262 --> 00:48:36,665
Round up those humans
or feel free
1176
00:48:36,767 --> 00:48:38,165
to kill any along the way,
1177
00:48:38,267 --> 00:48:40,036
and bring them
to our assimilation center.
1178
00:48:40,704 --> 00:48:43,168
Coordinates are Y7L944
1179
00:48:43,270 --> 00:48:46,207
- 4444443XQ.
- Hey, that's our school.
1180
00:48:46,309 --> 00:48:48,875
Remember, our interconnected
super-consciousness
1181
00:48:48,978 --> 00:48:50,340
means we're in this together.
1182
00:48:50,442 --> 00:48:52,680
You're going
to like the singularity.
1183
00:48:52,782 --> 00:48:55,216
- I guarantee it.
- [beeps]
1184
00:48:56,550 --> 00:48:58,684
That's like when me and my boy
Dougie rolls a fatty.
1185
00:48:58,786 --> 00:49:00,218
I'm like, "Ooh."
1186
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:01,990
[Jonas] What the fuck
is singularity?
1187
00:49:02,092 --> 00:49:03,653
[Garrett] Yeah,
that's the MTV dating show
1188
00:49:03,755 --> 00:49:06,956
- with Jenny McCarthy.
- It's a shared consciousness.
1189
00:49:07,058 --> 00:49:08,057
Maybe I can...
1190
00:49:08,159 --> 00:49:09,562
[beeps, trills]
1191
00:49:09,664 --> 00:49:12,335
[blaring]
1192
00:49:12,437 --> 00:49:13,903
Oh, shit. Laura?
1193
00:49:14,005 --> 00:49:15,838
- No, no, I... I can handle it.
- [whirring]
1194
00:49:15,940 --> 00:49:18,034
- The code stack is so complex.
- Laura?
1195
00:49:18,136 --> 00:49:19,773
[distorted trilling]
1196
00:49:19,875 --> 00:49:22,177
- [blaring]
- [shrieking]
1197
00:49:24,580 --> 00:49:25,679
Laura!
1198
00:49:25,781 --> 00:49:27,177
[Laura screaming]
1199
00:49:27,279 --> 00:49:29,052
- [blaring]
- [all groaning]
1200
00:49:30,521 --> 00:49:31,450
Stop, man!
1201
00:49:32,556 --> 00:49:33,452
Let her go!
1202
00:49:34,591 --> 00:49:35,818
That's RoxyGurl.
1203
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:36,956
Eli?
1204
00:49:37,058 --> 00:49:38,688
Remember our instant messages?
1205
00:49:38,790 --> 00:49:41,924
I would boot you up
just to see if she was online.
1206
00:49:42,393 --> 00:49:43,693
You don't want to hurt her.
1207
00:49:45,268 --> 00:49:47,004
- [Laura choking]
- She's the girl of my dreams.
1208
00:49:49,671 --> 00:49:51,869
[choking]
1209
00:49:51,971 --> 00:49:53,076
[Jonas] Laura!
1210
00:49:54,439 --> 00:49:56,541
- [clanks]
- [Garrett] Oh, man.
1211
00:50:01,647 --> 00:50:03,451
You don't have to be like
the other machines.
1212
00:50:03,553 --> 00:50:05,022
[whirs]
1213
00:50:08,022 --> 00:50:10,324
[somber music playing]
1214
00:50:17,265 --> 00:50:19,036
He's playing with your head,
homie!
1215
00:50:23,469 --> 00:50:26,674
- [whirring]
- [electricity crackling]
1216
00:50:26,776 --> 00:50:28,540
[alarm beeping]
1217
00:50:30,415 --> 00:50:31,415
[clanks]
1218
00:50:31,517 --> 00:50:32,478
[powering down]
1219
00:50:34,785 --> 00:50:36,481
We... We gotta salvage it.
1220
00:50:36,583 --> 00:50:38,687
- Something in the code.
- Listen, listen, Pookie,
1221
00:50:38,789 --> 00:50:39,818
forget about that thing.
1222
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:41,118
You're safe now.
1223
00:50:41,220 --> 00:50:42,554
Come on, I'll fix you up.
1224
00:50:46,796 --> 00:50:48,131
[Laura panting]
1225
00:50:48,896 --> 00:50:51,130
[scraping]
1226
00:50:51,232 --> 00:50:53,095
[upbeat music playing
on video]
1227
00:50:53,197 --> 00:50:55,270
[lively chatter]
1228
00:50:56,674 --> 00:50:58,438
[clicks, whirring]
1229
00:50:59,474 --> 00:51:00,674
[Farkas] Let's see.
What have we got here?
1230
00:51:00,776 --> 00:51:01,905
We got Ash.
1231
00:51:02,007 --> 00:51:03,412
Ahh.
1232
00:51:03,514 --> 00:51:04,509
Yeah.
1233
00:51:04,611 --> 00:51:06,914
Open up that throat,
little slut. [laughs]
1234
00:51:07,017 --> 00:51:08,614
[CJ] Yo,
you were cool with that?
1235
00:51:09,083 --> 00:51:10,153
- [beeps]
- [video stops]
1236
00:51:11,055 --> 00:51:12,584
Yeah, it's... it's funny.
[chuckles]
1237
00:51:16,122 --> 00:51:17,226
How's that funny?
1238
00:51:19,223 --> 00:51:20,493
I don't know.
1239
00:51:27,036 --> 00:51:28,631
I hooked up with Farkas once,
1240
00:51:28,733 --> 00:51:31,636
and then I just [blows]
became this joke.
1241
00:51:32,942 --> 00:51:34,276
That's kind of fucked up.
1242
00:51:35,811 --> 00:51:36,839
Thanks, Dad.
1243
00:51:41,385 --> 00:51:43,384
It's, like, I don't even
really know if I'm into guys.
1244
00:51:52,563 --> 00:51:53,724
Fuck off.
1245
00:51:55,228 --> 00:51:57,494
Yo, it's puff, puff, pass,
1246
00:51:57,596 --> 00:51:59,598
not puff, puff,
hold till it goes out.
1247
00:52:01,039 --> 00:52:03,735
- Thank you.
- [chuckles, coughing]
1248
00:52:04,171 --> 00:52:06,242
[somber music playing]
1249
00:52:13,515 --> 00:52:15,680
[Jonas] I just figure
maybe we should try again.
1250
00:52:16,588 --> 00:52:17,620
I miss you.
1251
00:52:17,722 --> 00:52:19,816
[indistinct chatter]
1252
00:52:26,598 --> 00:52:29,163
Sorry, I...
1253
00:52:29,265 --> 00:52:32,361
- Yeah, yeah, I thought that...
- I know.
1254
00:52:32,463 --> 00:52:34,567
It's the end of the world.
1255
00:52:36,203 --> 00:52:38,175
I just... I can't go back.
1256
00:52:40,306 --> 00:52:42,443
[somber music continues]
1257
00:52:43,177 --> 00:52:44,577
[explosion in distance]
1258
00:52:51,420 --> 00:52:52,314
[Danny] Sticky,
you're being a pussy.
1259
00:52:52,416 --> 00:52:53,718
Shut the fuck up!
1260
00:52:53,820 --> 00:52:55,219
Me and Eli have been dealing
with your shit forever,
1261
00:52:55,321 --> 00:52:56,526
and we're sick of it.
1262
00:52:56,628 --> 00:52:58,222
Tae Bo, bitch!
1263
00:52:58,324 --> 00:53:00,527
Eli, you just do you.
1264
00:53:12,405 --> 00:53:13,705
[CJ] And then like, "Oh, wow."
1265
00:53:13,807 --> 00:53:15,845
Yeah, and then it's like
aliens playing with marbles...
1266
00:53:15,947 --> 00:53:17,313
- [Ash laughs]
- Ooh, God.
1267
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:19,610
- [CJ] Hmm?
- No, man, fuck this.
1268
00:53:19,713 --> 00:53:21,317
We know they're taking
everyone to Crawford.
1269
00:53:22,416 --> 00:53:23,649
Let's get the fuck
out of here.
1270
00:53:26,220 --> 00:53:27,721
Hell yeah, Little Nut.
1271
00:53:28,557 --> 00:53:30,986
This weed isn't even
that good anyway. [coughing]
1272
00:53:32,093 --> 00:53:33,526
Hey, there you are.
1273
00:53:33,628 --> 00:53:35,559
I thought you guys, like,
snuck off for a second.
1274
00:53:35,661 --> 00:53:37,630
Thought right.
Peace, prom committee.
1275
00:53:38,935 --> 00:53:39,896
[Laura] Wait, what?
1276
00:53:41,101 --> 00:53:41,997
You're going.
1277
00:53:43,940 --> 00:53:45,242
But we're safe here.
1278
00:53:46,571 --> 00:53:48,542
I don't know, I keep thinking,
1279
00:53:48,644 --> 00:53:51,880
when this is all over,
I'm gonna go back to Danny's
1280
00:53:51,982 --> 00:53:53,082
and have a sleepover,
1281
00:53:53,184 --> 00:53:54,881
and I'm gonna tell him
about tonight,
1282
00:53:55,317 --> 00:53:56,885
and everything
that he's missed.
1283
00:53:56,987 --> 00:53:58,288
[somber music playing]
1284
00:53:59,153 --> 00:54:00,587
And then I remember.
1285
00:54:02,159 --> 00:54:04,624
If he were here,
he wouldn't hide.
1286
00:54:05,826 --> 00:54:07,723
He would... He would make sure
that his family was safe
1287
00:54:07,825 --> 00:54:10,128
or you know, he would...
he would try.
1288
00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:11,628
Hey, I'll...
I'll come with you.
1289
00:54:11,730 --> 00:54:14,034
No, stay,
it looks like you belong here.
1290
00:54:14,136 --> 00:54:15,800
Not with losers like us.
1291
00:54:16,467 --> 00:54:18,007
What's your deal?
1292
00:54:18,109 --> 00:54:19,408
- My deal?
- Yeah, all of a sudden,
1293
00:54:19,510 --> 00:54:21,443
you don't want anything
to do with me or something?
1294
00:54:21,545 --> 00:54:24,212
I'm sure you've never felt
that in your entire life.
1295
00:54:24,314 --> 00:54:26,415
Well, you sound like
everyone else.
1296
00:54:31,188 --> 00:54:32,518
So everything you said
back there
1297
00:54:32,621 --> 00:54:34,921
when I was getting choked
or whatever, that...
1298
00:54:35,023 --> 00:54:36,018
what was that?
1299
00:54:37,725 --> 00:54:41,463
This has been the shittiest
night of my life.
1300
00:54:42,497 --> 00:54:44,361
And the whole time
I've been thinking,
1301
00:54:44,997 --> 00:54:47,766
"It's cool that we got to
hangout for once, you know?"
1302
00:54:51,403 --> 00:54:52,771
How stupid is that.
1303
00:55:01,579 --> 00:55:02,747
[CJ] Forget her, dog.
1304
00:55:02,849 --> 00:55:06,019
She's with the king
of jam-band hippie losers.
1305
00:55:06,121 --> 00:55:07,857
That says it all.
1306
00:55:07,959 --> 00:55:09,187
Dude is handsome, though.
1307
00:55:09,289 --> 00:55:10,291
Fucking ripped, too.
1308
00:55:10,393 --> 00:55:12,395
Come on, dude.
Whose side are you on?
1309
00:55:12,930 --> 00:55:14,224
Just facts, yo.
1310
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,529
You're from
two different worlds.
1311
00:55:16,631 --> 00:55:19,595
The homecoming queen
and whatever you are.
1312
00:55:19,697 --> 00:55:20,896
[suspenseful music playing]
1313
00:55:20,998 --> 00:55:22,969
- [Laura] What are you?
- [keyboard clacking]
1314
00:55:23,071 --> 00:55:24,972
[lively chatter]
1315
00:55:25,074 --> 00:55:27,038
[keyboard clacking]
1316
00:55:27,140 --> 00:55:28,270
[beeping]
1317
00:55:28,372 --> 00:55:29,511
[chimes]
1318
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,456
[beeps, trilling]
1319
00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:44,460
[crashes]
1320
00:56:02,212 --> 00:56:04,073
[lively chatter continuing]
1321
00:56:16,423 --> 00:56:17,988
[CJ] Fuck is this shit?
1322
00:56:19,297 --> 00:56:21,096
[Ash, sighs]
Why is this fucking here?
1323
00:56:21,198 --> 00:56:22,662
[heavy footsteps in distance]
1324
00:56:22,764 --> 00:56:24,599
[CJ] Let's climb this shit
and get to Crawford.
1325
00:56:26,234 --> 00:56:27,936
Yo, y'all hear that?
1326
00:56:28,805 --> 00:56:32,409
- [suspenseful music playing]
- [heavy footsteps approaching]
1327
00:56:41,952 --> 00:56:43,651
[whirring]
1328
00:56:44,550 --> 00:56:46,282
You keep getting bigger,
1329
00:56:46,984 --> 00:56:48,887
but you're still
the same fucking asshole.
1330
00:56:53,832 --> 00:56:55,063
[whirring]
1331
00:56:55,165 --> 00:56:56,895
Oh, shit. What do we do?
1332
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:01,834
- [clanks]
- [grunts]
1333
00:57:01,936 --> 00:57:04,465
- Oh, you wanna play, bitch?
- [distorted warbling]
1334
00:57:04,568 --> 00:57:06,371
[grunting]
1335
00:57:06,473 --> 00:57:08,711
[Ash] No, no. No, no, no!
1336
00:57:08,813 --> 00:57:10,273
[grunts]
1337
00:57:11,109 --> 00:57:12,449
[Eli] Wait, whoa, whoa!
Watch out! Watch out!
1338
00:57:12,984 --> 00:57:14,451
[Ash] Fuck you!
1339
00:57:16,284 --> 00:57:19,016
[chainsaw whirring]
1340
00:57:20,924 --> 00:57:21,887
[clanks]
1341
00:57:22,861 --> 00:57:24,057
[whirring]
1342
00:57:24,159 --> 00:57:25,528
Step aside.
1343
00:57:27,863 --> 00:57:29,829
- Those losers are my friends.
- [dramatic music playing]
1344
00:57:32,732 --> 00:57:34,537
Kelso was pissed
you forgot him.
1345
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:37,870
[exclaims] What?
1346
00:57:42,843 --> 00:57:45,207
- [whirring]
- [Garrett] No more running.
1347
00:57:46,346 --> 00:57:47,616
It ends here.
1348
00:57:47,919 --> 00:57:48,914
[chuckles]
1349
00:57:50,815 --> 00:57:52,187
Garrett, what are you doing?
1350
00:57:52,289 --> 00:57:54,421
I'm about to transcend, homie.
1351
00:57:54,523 --> 00:57:57,527
[melodramatic techno music
playing]
1352
00:58:10,502 --> 00:58:12,641
[wind whooshing]
1353
00:58:16,508 --> 00:58:17,979
[music swells]
1354
00:58:18,081 --> 00:58:19,945
[beat drops]
1355
00:58:25,583 --> 00:58:27,583
[scraping]
1356
00:58:27,685 --> 00:58:29,020
[distorted warbling]
1357
00:58:32,491 --> 00:58:34,293
[whirring]
1358
00:58:34,395 --> 00:58:36,995
[trilling, beeping]
1359
00:58:42,737 --> 00:58:48,274
- [distorted screeching]
- [shouting]
1360
00:58:48,376 --> 00:58:49,942
[music intensifying]
1361
00:58:52,412 --> 00:58:53,310
[music stops]
1362
00:58:53,413 --> 00:58:54,647
[all gasp]
1363
00:58:55,050 --> 00:58:57,748
Oh, shit! [exclaims] What?
[chuckles] I don't like this.
1364
00:58:57,850 --> 00:59:00,849
- [whirring]
- [group exclaiming]
1365
00:59:00,951 --> 00:59:02,583
- [Eli] Fuck!
- [Laura screams]
1366
00:59:02,686 --> 00:59:03,926
[whirring]
1367
00:59:04,028 --> 00:59:04,924
[Eli] Go, go!
1368
00:59:06,393 --> 00:59:07,458
[Eli exclaiming]
1369
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:09,027
[both grunting]
1370
00:59:10,432 --> 00:59:11,766
- [shouts]
- Don't let go.
1371
00:59:13,430 --> 00:59:15,403
[Back at One by Brian McKnight
playing on speakers]
1372
00:59:15,505 --> 00:59:17,106
♪ The basis is need to know ♪
1373
00:59:17,208 --> 00:59:18,133
Why is he playing this?
1374
00:59:18,235 --> 00:59:20,504
♪ If you don't know
just how I feel ♪
1375
00:59:20,606 --> 00:59:22,007
[both shouting]
1376
00:59:22,109 --> 00:59:26,248
♪ Then let me show you now
that I'm for real ♪
1377
00:59:26,351 --> 00:59:28,178
- [Laura crying]
- [all] Whoa!
1378
00:59:29,053 --> 00:59:30,014
[all groaning]
1379
00:59:30,116 --> 00:59:34,186
♪ If all things in time
time will reveal ♪
1380
00:59:34,289 --> 00:59:36,285
♪ Yeah ♪
1381
00:59:36,687 --> 00:59:37,822
♪ One ♪
1382
00:59:37,924 --> 00:59:40,291
♪ You're like
a dream come true ♪
1383
00:59:40,394 --> 00:59:41,428
♪ Two ♪
1384
00:59:41,530 --> 00:59:43,966
♪ Just wanna be with you ♪
1385
00:59:44,068 --> 00:59:45,399
♪ Three ♪
1386
00:59:45,502 --> 00:59:47,602
♪ Girl, it's plain to see ♪
1387
00:59:47,704 --> 00:59:50,699
♪ That you're the only one
for me ♪
1388
00:59:50,801 --> 00:59:52,101
♪ And four ♪
1389
00:59:52,203 --> 00:59:55,075
♪ Repeat steps
one through three ♪
1390
00:59:55,178 --> 00:59:56,071
♪ Five ♪
1391
00:59:56,173 --> 00:59:58,712
♪ Make you fall in love
with me ♪
1392
00:59:58,814 --> 01:00:03,714
♪ If ever I believe
my work is done ♪
1393
01:00:04,150 --> 01:00:07,684
- ♪ Then I start back at one ♪
- [inaudible]
1394
01:00:07,786 --> 01:00:09,992
♪ Yeah-hey, yeah ♪
1395
01:00:10,094 --> 01:00:11,226
[music stops]
1396
01:00:11,328 --> 01:00:12,992
- [coughing]
- [gasping]
1397
01:00:13,959 --> 01:00:16,358
- [all grunting]
- [Laura sobbing]
1398
01:00:17,431 --> 01:00:19,163
[Laura retching]
1399
01:00:19,765 --> 01:00:23,035
Ah, these fucking shoes.
1400
01:00:23,767 --> 01:00:24,867
[growling]
1401
01:00:24,969 --> 01:00:26,940
[shouting] Fuck! Fuck this!
1402
01:00:27,675 --> 01:00:29,476
And fuck these goddamn shoes!
1403
01:00:29,578 --> 01:00:31,981
Who the fuck is Eric Koston?
1404
01:00:32,283 --> 01:00:33,042
[whispers] Who the fuck...
1405
01:00:33,144 --> 01:00:34,948
[softly]
Eric Koston is a skateboarder.
1406
01:00:36,617 --> 01:00:38,085
I don't even like skating!
1407
01:00:38,554 --> 01:00:40,085
Why the fuck did I buy these?
1408
01:00:41,058 --> 01:00:41,988
[grunts]
1409
01:00:44,426 --> 01:00:45,354
- [Ash] Whoa!
- Oh!
1410
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:51,299
[sniffling, sighing]
1411
01:00:51,401 --> 01:00:54,266
[somber music playing]
1412
01:00:54,368 --> 01:00:57,674
[sighing]
1413
01:01:03,644 --> 01:01:05,409
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1414
01:01:05,811 --> 01:01:07,282
♪ But I get up again ♪
1415
01:01:07,718 --> 01:01:09,449
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1416
01:01:09,551 --> 01:01:11,152
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1417
01:01:11,588 --> 01:01:12,885
[girls] ♪ But I get up again ♪
1418
01:01:12,987 --> 01:01:14,883
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1419
01:01:14,985 --> 01:01:16,721
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1420
01:01:17,124 --> 01:01:18,253
- ♪ But I get up again ♪
- [Laura chuckling]
1421
01:01:18,355 --> 01:01:20,123
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1422
01:01:20,225 --> 01:01:21,357
[CJ] ♪ Yo, he drinks
a whiskey drink ♪
1423
01:01:21,459 --> 01:01:22,832
- [girls] ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a vodka drink ♪
1424
01:01:22,934 --> 01:01:24,096
- [girls] ♪ Yeah! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a lager drink ♪
1425
01:01:24,198 --> 01:01:25,161
- [girls] ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a cider drink ♪
1426
01:01:25,264 --> 01:01:26,294
- [girls] ♪ Yo! ♪
- ♪ He sings the songs ♪
1427
01:01:26,396 --> 01:01:27,369
♪ That remind him
of the good times ♪
1428
01:01:27,472 --> 01:01:28,604
[all] ♪ He sings the songs ♪
1429
01:01:28,707 --> 01:01:30,206
♪ That remind him
of the better times ♪
1430
01:01:30,308 --> 01:01:33,274
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
1431
01:01:33,376 --> 01:01:35,672
♪ Danny boy ♪
1432
01:01:35,774 --> 01:01:38,343
♪ Danny boy ♪
1433
01:01:38,612 --> 01:01:40,675
[indistinct chatter]
1434
01:01:40,777 --> 01:01:42,950
[burning]
1435
01:01:43,747 --> 01:01:45,013
Jesus.
1436
01:01:45,115 --> 01:01:46,819
[suspenseful music playing]
1437
01:01:46,921 --> 01:01:48,923
[Ash] Damn,
they got the video store.
1438
01:01:49,025 --> 01:01:50,891
[Eli] All right, come on.
There's something I gotta grab
1439
01:01:50,993 --> 01:01:52,291
- in the champagne room.
- [electricity crackling]
1440
01:01:52,393 --> 01:01:53,356
[grunts]
1441
01:02:01,867 --> 01:02:03,304
Garrett was a good dude.
1442
01:02:03,873 --> 01:02:07,238
He was all right
for a white guy with dreads.
1443
01:02:08,478 --> 01:02:09,812
[man] Were you followed?
1444
01:02:13,877 --> 01:02:16,150
[stammers] No.
1445
01:02:17,086 --> 01:02:19,148
- We lost him at the river.
- [suspenseful music playing]
1446
01:02:19,250 --> 01:02:21,384
What's up, G?
Who the fuck are you?
1447
01:02:22,019 --> 01:02:23,958
I was somebody, but...
1448
01:02:24,957 --> 01:02:27,863
the old world, that's gone.
1449
01:02:29,959 --> 01:02:31,328
Their faces...
1450
01:02:32,764 --> 01:02:34,067
Their screams...
1451
01:02:35,505 --> 01:02:37,037
I can still hear 'em.
1452
01:02:45,777 --> 01:02:46,981
[Ash] No way.
1453
01:02:49,453 --> 01:02:51,185
That's Fred fucking Durst.
1454
01:02:51,721 --> 01:02:53,317
Damn, dude.
You look like shit.
1455
01:02:53,919 --> 01:02:55,088
[softly] Fucking... Hey.
1456
01:02:56,861 --> 01:02:59,562
When midnight hit,
we kicked into Re-Arranged.
1457
01:02:59,664 --> 01:03:03,162
Ten thousand maniacs
getting twisted.
1458
01:03:04,197 --> 01:03:06,561
In a blink, the pit became
a slaughterhouse.
1459
01:03:07,702 --> 01:03:11,203
Sam, John, DJ Lethal...
1460
01:03:11,604 --> 01:03:12,739
[gasps]
1461
01:03:12,841 --> 01:03:14,811
...crushed
by a Marshall stack.
1462
01:03:15,279 --> 01:03:16,373
Wes Borland...
1463
01:03:17,946 --> 01:03:20,348
thrown off the stage
by an explosion.
1464
01:03:20,450 --> 01:03:21,409
- [thud]
- Fuck.
1465
01:03:21,512 --> 01:03:24,220
There were so many of 'em.
I managed to hide.
1466
01:03:24,689 --> 01:03:28,583
All our fans, my friends, butchered.
1467
01:03:30,725 --> 01:03:32,424
And I hid like a coward.
1468
01:03:32,893 --> 01:03:34,124
At least they went out banging
1469
01:03:34,226 --> 01:03:35,491
to the greatest band
in the world.
1470
01:03:36,531 --> 01:03:37,692
Greatest band?
1471
01:03:38,095 --> 01:03:39,396
They died for nothing.
1472
01:03:40,734 --> 01:03:42,102
And so will we.
1473
01:03:43,808 --> 01:03:46,641
[rapping]
♪ Desolation, desecration ♪
1474
01:03:46,743 --> 01:03:48,469
♪ Excavation of the mystical ♪
1475
01:03:48,571 --> 01:03:51,514
♪ Are they replacing us?
Erasing us? ♪
1476
01:03:51,616 --> 01:03:53,916
♪ It's all just metaphysical ♪
1477
01:03:55,918 --> 01:03:59,955
Damn, good shit,
that elemental flow.
1478
01:04:01,720 --> 01:04:02,859
Tight.
1479
01:04:04,659 --> 01:04:06,491
So, Fred Durst,
1480
01:04:07,260 --> 01:04:08,696
we know something's happening
at Crawford.
1481
01:04:08,798 --> 01:04:10,863
And I know Tré Cool's
real name
1482
01:04:10,965 --> 01:04:13,695
is Frank Edwin Wright III.
So what?
1483
01:04:13,797 --> 01:04:17,102
- Well, so, fuck winter break.
- [suspenseful music playing]
1484
01:04:17,205 --> 01:04:19,103
We need to go back to school
a little early.
1485
01:04:19,205 --> 01:04:21,939
Hold on. You want
to break into the spot
1486
01:04:22,041 --> 01:04:23,746
where all the robots are at?
1487
01:04:23,848 --> 01:04:26,514
Well, I... I saw something,
Fred Durst,
1488
01:04:26,616 --> 01:04:28,376
uh, at the Kollective.
1489
01:04:28,478 --> 01:04:30,914
They all run on
a centralized network.
1490
01:04:31,016 --> 01:04:32,213
A singular consciousness.
1491
01:04:32,315 --> 01:04:34,986
Infect one, infect them all,
1492
01:04:35,088 --> 01:04:37,693
you know,
like how in the movies,
1493
01:04:37,795 --> 01:04:41,196
they destroy the mothership
or, um...
1494
01:04:41,598 --> 01:04:43,361
Oh! Like this. Like this.
1495
01:04:45,029 --> 01:04:46,562
In Da Penis Day?
1496
01:04:47,670 --> 01:04:50,003
Look, we plug this baby in
1497
01:04:50,105 --> 01:04:53,035
and it'll push a Trojan horse
system wide.
1498
01:04:53,137 --> 01:04:54,537
Shut the whole thing down.
1499
01:04:55,643 --> 01:04:56,812
Fuck that!
1500
01:04:56,915 --> 01:04:59,845
Your plan is to do some corny
hacker bullshit,
1501
01:04:59,948 --> 01:05:01,750
because it works
in the movies?
1502
01:05:01,852 --> 01:05:03,812
Laura's the smartest person
I know.
1503
01:05:04,415 --> 01:05:06,219
If she thinks it could work,
I'm in.
1504
01:05:08,087 --> 01:05:09,486
- Word is bond.
- Fuck yeah.
1505
01:05:11,462 --> 01:05:12,692
Hell to the no.
1506
01:05:12,794 --> 01:05:14,623
This plan sucks shit.
1507
01:05:14,725 --> 01:05:18,363
Maybe video games and movies
do warp kids' brains.
1508
01:05:19,531 --> 01:05:22,738
Goddamn, y'all got me talking
like Tipper Gore.
1509
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:25,240
So you think
we should just give up?
1510
01:05:25,976 --> 01:05:27,838
I thought you're
the biggest badass in music.
1511
01:05:27,940 --> 01:05:30,012
Maybe I was once.
1512
01:05:32,176 --> 01:05:34,115
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
1513
01:05:34,384 --> 01:05:35,347
[Ash] No.
1514
01:05:36,048 --> 01:05:39,186
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
1515
01:05:40,789 --> 01:05:42,450
Every day, I would go home
1516
01:05:42,552 --> 01:05:44,085
and I would rage
to Significant Other
1517
01:05:44,187 --> 01:05:45,592
over and over again.
1518
01:05:45,694 --> 01:05:47,123
I know it all. Here.
1519
01:05:47,225 --> 01:05:48,798
[motivational music playing]
1520
01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:51,426
And my crew,
the freaks and the rejects,
1521
01:05:51,528 --> 01:05:53,767
we found each other
because of Limp.
1522
01:05:53,870 --> 01:05:56,069
We were family
because of Limp.
1523
01:05:56,171 --> 01:05:59,404
And then those robot fucks
took that away.
1524
01:06:01,612 --> 01:06:04,376
This hat means something.
1525
01:06:05,341 --> 01:06:07,082
Or at least it used to.
1526
01:06:08,683 --> 01:06:10,078
So put it on
1527
01:06:10,580 --> 01:06:12,748
or... or get the fuck
out of the way.
1528
01:06:13,050 --> 01:06:15,288
[music swells]
1529
01:06:29,637 --> 01:06:30,567
[sighs]
1530
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:38,278
Fuck it.
1531
01:06:39,682 --> 01:06:40,981
Let's break stuff.
1532
01:06:41,083 --> 01:06:42,213
[Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit
playing]
1533
01:06:42,315 --> 01:06:43,819
♪ It's just
one of those days ♪
1534
01:06:43,921 --> 01:06:45,250
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
1535
01:06:45,353 --> 01:06:47,585
♪ Everything is fucked,
everybody sucks ♪
1536
01:06:47,687 --> 01:06:50,586
♪ You don't really know why
but you want to justify ♪
1537
01:06:50,688 --> 01:06:52,355
♪ Rippin' someone's head off
Your best bet ♪
1538
01:06:52,457 --> 01:06:54,195
- ♪ Is to stay away ♪
- [screams]
1539
01:06:54,297 --> 01:06:56,331
♪ Mother fucker, it's just
one of those days ♪
1540
01:06:56,433 --> 01:06:57,330
Yeah!
1541
01:06:58,468 --> 01:06:59,398
Whoo!
1542
01:07:00,497 --> 01:07:02,269
♪ Give me something to break ♪
1543
01:07:02,971 --> 01:07:05,268
So, like, what inspires you?
1544
01:07:05,370 --> 01:07:06,702
Let's talk about it later, okay?
1545
01:07:07,976 --> 01:07:09,907
[suspenseful music playing]
1546
01:07:10,009 --> 01:07:12,281
[machines whirring]
1547
01:07:12,950 --> 01:07:14,680
The new internet.
That's why they're here.
1548
01:07:14,782 --> 01:07:16,283
Fucking suicide.
1549
01:07:16,883 --> 01:07:18,120
Follow me.
1550
01:07:21,089 --> 01:07:22,391
The gym is
an equipment manager's
1551
01:07:22,493 --> 01:07:23,488
second home.
1552
01:07:24,959 --> 01:07:26,458
Kept on forgetting my key.
1553
01:07:27,762 --> 01:07:28,625
[Eli grunts]
1554
01:07:29,667 --> 01:07:31,232
So, I stashed a spare.
1555
01:07:32,932 --> 01:07:33,828
Danny's idea.
1556
01:07:35,135 --> 01:07:37,471
[suspenseful music playing]
1557
01:07:37,673 --> 01:07:38,933
You see that?
1558
01:07:39,603 --> 01:07:41,209
Something's happening
in the gym.
1559
01:07:42,575 --> 01:07:45,179
[robot] Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
1560
01:07:45,281 --> 01:07:47,743
to assist you
in the assimilation process.
1561
01:07:49,652 --> 01:07:50,548
Yo, come on.
1562
01:07:52,149 --> 01:07:53,254
[CJ] What is it?
1563
01:08:07,169 --> 01:08:08,632
[CJ] What the fuck
did they do to them?
1564
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:11,936
[Ash] They're turning us
into machines
1565
01:08:12,038 --> 01:08:13,307
for the machines.
1566
01:08:13,907 --> 01:08:15,144
[Eli] Sir?
1567
01:08:16,677 --> 01:08:17,641
Hey.
1568
01:08:18,614 --> 01:08:19,610
You okay?
1569
01:08:21,550 --> 01:08:22,514
Oh.
1570
01:08:23,212 --> 01:08:24,486
[sighs]
1571
01:08:24,588 --> 01:08:25,449
[CJ] That eye,
1572
01:08:25,551 --> 01:08:27,321
- they're inside of him.
- [dial-up tone]
1573
01:08:35,830 --> 01:08:36,928
Wes Borland.
1574
01:08:37,030 --> 01:08:38,194
Come on, let's go.
1575
01:08:38,296 --> 01:08:41,731
[robot distorted chatter]
1576
01:08:42,872 --> 01:08:45,607
Oh, my God, my buddy.
1577
01:08:45,709 --> 01:08:47,643
[distorted chatter]
1578
01:08:47,745 --> 01:08:49,172
[distorted screeching]
1579
01:08:49,274 --> 01:08:50,907
Fred Durst, look out!
1580
01:08:51,009 --> 01:08:51,906
[grunts]
1581
01:08:53,749 --> 01:08:54,983
- [thuds]
- No!
1582
01:08:55,085 --> 01:08:56,746
- [distorted screeching]
- No! [shouts]
1583
01:08:57,587 --> 01:08:58,446
Uh-oh.
1584
01:08:58,548 --> 01:09:00,615
- [grunting]
- [clattering]
1585
01:09:00,717 --> 01:09:02,919
- [thudding]
- [tense music playing]
1586
01:09:03,021 --> 01:09:05,227
[panting]
1587
01:09:08,764 --> 01:09:09,924
[CJ coughing]
1588
01:09:11,900 --> 01:09:13,862
[shuddering] Hey.
1589
01:09:15,872 --> 01:09:18,768
Ay, new bars, you ready?
1590
01:09:19,709 --> 01:09:21,540
[grunting]
1591
01:09:23,047 --> 01:09:24,843
[rapping]
♪ Abilities, agilities ♪
1592
01:09:25,245 --> 01:09:26,747
♪ Spiritual tranquility ♪
1593
01:09:27,216 --> 01:09:28,850
♪ Lyrically complex
and clever ♪
1594
01:09:29,286 --> 01:09:31,545
♪ Real MCs know true hip-hop
lives forever ♪
1595
01:09:31,648 --> 01:09:34,251
- [coughing]
- That flow again.
1596
01:09:34,354 --> 01:09:36,524
- [sputtering]
- You saved me.
1597
01:09:36,926 --> 01:09:38,326
I thought you hated me.
1598
01:09:40,159 --> 01:09:41,659
[coughs] Rap is rap.
1599
01:09:43,260 --> 01:09:44,629
[CJ groaning]
1600
01:09:49,933 --> 01:09:52,868
I never thought I'd die
next to a rap rocker.
1601
01:09:54,978 --> 01:09:56,410
What about next to a homie?
1602
01:09:58,079 --> 01:10:00,141
[somber music playing]
1603
01:10:00,243 --> 01:10:01,382
[exhales]
1604
01:10:12,061 --> 01:10:13,922
[suspenseful music playing]
1605
01:10:15,526 --> 01:10:18,298
[crowd chattering worriedly]
1606
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:20,168
[wo(man)] What are they
going to do to us?
1607
01:10:20,270 --> 01:10:22,003
[man] They put, like, chips
in your brain.
1608
01:10:22,105 --> 01:10:23,331
[woman 2]
I got to get out of here!
1609
01:10:23,967 --> 01:10:26,373
[robot] Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
1610
01:10:26,475 --> 01:10:29,274
to assist you
in the assimilation process.
1611
01:10:29,876 --> 01:10:33,147
Any attempt to escape will be
met with a violent death.
1612
01:10:33,249 --> 01:10:37,280
- [whirring]
- [tense music playing]
1613
01:10:37,382 --> 01:10:38,914
So take a load off.
1614
01:10:39,016 --> 01:10:42,583
We promise you're going
to love the digital realm.
1615
01:10:42,686 --> 01:10:44,488
[Laura] There's our mothership.
1616
01:10:44,590 --> 01:10:46,025
[Eli] They haven't turned
everyone yet.
1617
01:10:46,127 --> 01:10:47,562
We can still stop it.
1618
01:10:48,065 --> 01:10:49,562
Time to plug in,
Homecoming Queen.
1619
01:10:50,729 --> 01:10:53,467
[Laura] Fred Durst,
can you distract them?
1620
01:10:54,301 --> 01:10:56,371
That's what I do best, pimp.
1621
01:10:58,171 --> 01:11:00,040
What's up, fools?
1622
01:11:00,142 --> 01:11:01,871
Any Bizkit heads in the house?
1623
01:11:02,372 --> 01:11:03,571
[man 1] No!
1624
01:11:03,673 --> 01:11:05,375
[wo(man)] No one
cares about
1625
01:11:05,477 --> 01:11:06,809
- your shitty band!
- Ugh.
1626
01:11:06,911 --> 01:11:09,081
- Fucking bombing.
- [man 2] You suck, Fred Durst!
1627
01:11:09,183 --> 01:11:10,681
Oh, you jealous, bitch?
1628
01:11:10,783 --> 01:11:12,681
[man 3] We're about to
get lobotomized by robots!
1629
01:11:12,783 --> 01:11:14,288
[man 4]
Just not in the mood, bro!
1630
01:11:14,390 --> 01:11:17,191
You know, it's funny
this apocalypse shit
1631
01:11:17,293 --> 01:11:19,194
reminds me of this
crazy-ass night
1632
01:11:19,296 --> 01:11:20,521
- on the Family Values Tour.
- [man booing]
1633
01:11:21,024 --> 01:11:22,995
[robot] Still waiting
to be assimilated?
1634
01:11:23,565 --> 01:11:26,431
How about a digi fact
to pass the time?
1635
01:11:26,533 --> 01:11:28,337
Did you know
that computers work
1636
01:11:28,439 --> 01:11:30,867
through special instructions
called algorithms?
1637
01:11:30,969 --> 01:11:32,966
- [robots playing upbeat music]
- [laughs] Oh, shit.
1638
01:11:33,069 --> 01:11:36,542
[robot] No, silly,
not that type of rhythm.
1639
01:11:36,644 --> 01:11:38,910
[Laura] Okay, looks like
we have our access point.
1640
01:11:39,012 --> 01:11:40,782
[beeping]
1641
01:11:40,884 --> 01:11:41,914
[alarm blaring]
1642
01:11:42,016 --> 01:11:43,345
No, no, come on.
1643
01:11:43,447 --> 01:11:44,617
Defense system?
1644
01:11:46,118 --> 01:11:47,515
[sighs]
1645
01:11:47,617 --> 01:11:49,524
- [alarm blaring]
- No.
1646
01:11:49,626 --> 01:11:50,656
Eli?
1647
01:11:52,024 --> 01:11:53,153
Eli?
1648
01:11:53,255 --> 01:11:54,459
- [Robin] No! What's happening?
- [robot] Please step on
1649
01:11:54,561 --> 01:11:55,990
- to the platform.
- Howard! Howard!
1650
01:11:56,092 --> 01:11:58,528
- Howard? Howard, no!
- Your journey begins now.
1651
01:11:58,630 --> 01:12:00,564
- [Robin] No, no, no!
- [exclaims]
1652
01:12:00,666 --> 01:12:02,536
[robot] Welcome
to the next phase
1653
01:12:02,638 --> 01:12:05,137
- of techno evolution.
- [exclaims] What? [gasping]
1654
01:12:05,239 --> 01:12:07,541
Set your mind at ease.
1655
01:12:08,043 --> 01:12:09,037
[machine punches]
1656
01:12:10,039 --> 01:12:13,945
Congratulations,
you are now assimilated.
1657
01:12:14,347 --> 01:12:15,813
Enjoy the digital realm.
1658
01:12:19,248 --> 01:12:22,057
[Fred] Of course, the VMAs
are a whole 'nother story.
1659
01:12:22,159 --> 01:12:24,086
We were backstage.
And she was...
1660
01:12:24,188 --> 01:12:26,292
- I'd like to go home already!
- [wo(man)] Get off the stage!
1661
01:12:26,394 --> 01:12:27,524
- [crowd booing]
- What the fuck?
1662
01:12:27,626 --> 01:12:28,691
You think
you're better than him,
1663
01:12:28,793 --> 01:12:30,163
just 'cause
you don't like his shit?
1664
01:12:30,265 --> 01:12:32,965
Well, I do, so eat my pussy!
1665
01:12:33,067 --> 01:12:34,766
[crowd booing]
1666
01:12:34,868 --> 01:12:36,939
- [Ash] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- [Eli] Hey, hey, hey!
1667
01:12:37,041 --> 01:12:38,502
Knock it off! Knock it off.
1668
01:12:38,604 --> 01:12:40,739
[loudly] Hey, hey!
Let him speak!
1669
01:12:41,573 --> 01:12:43,176
The Kollective has your back.
1670
01:12:43,278 --> 01:12:44,746
- Yeah, dude!
- [homie barking]
1671
01:12:44,848 --> 01:12:45,978
[homies laugh]
1672
01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:47,009
[booing stops]
1673
01:12:48,116 --> 01:12:49,418
Before tonight,
1674
01:12:50,550 --> 01:12:52,515
I had one friend
in this world.
1675
01:12:52,617 --> 01:12:54,784
[motivational music playing]
1676
01:12:54,886 --> 01:12:59,289
We only had each other
and now he's gone.
1677
01:12:59,391 --> 01:13:00,891
[breath trembling]
1678
01:13:03,728 --> 01:13:07,067
But tonight,
I went through hell
1679
01:13:07,169 --> 01:13:08,866
with all of these people.
1680
01:13:09,735 --> 01:13:11,869
People I never even
gave a chance.
1681
01:13:13,310 --> 01:13:16,170
These robots,
they're not the enemy.
1682
01:13:17,443 --> 01:13:19,610
We are our own enemies.
1683
01:13:20,079 --> 01:13:23,777
I mean, who cares what music
we like or the shoes we wear,
1684
01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:27,984
if we just came together,
we could save the world,
1685
01:13:28,086 --> 01:13:32,461
because, at the end
of the day, we're all just...
1686
01:13:35,461 --> 01:13:36,795
- human.
- [music stops]
1687
01:13:37,663 --> 01:13:39,431
- [man 1] What?
- [crowd murmuring]
1688
01:13:39,533 --> 01:13:40,999
[man 2]
Who the fuck is this kid?
1689
01:13:41,101 --> 01:13:41,998
What?
1690
01:13:43,804 --> 01:13:46,201
I'm sure that made sense
to one of you dipshits.
1691
01:13:46,737 --> 01:13:48,539
Anyway, if this is lights out,
1692
01:13:48,641 --> 01:13:51,141
we may as well
go down together.
1693
01:13:51,644 --> 01:13:53,779
[playing Faith by Limp Bizkit]
1694
01:14:00,522 --> 01:14:02,449
♪ Well, I guess
it would be nice ♪
1695
01:14:02,985 --> 01:14:05,521
♪ If I could touch your body ♪
1696
01:14:05,623 --> 01:14:07,824
♪ I know not everybody ♪
1697
01:14:07,927 --> 01:14:10,296
- ♪ Has got a body like me ♪
- [trilling]
1698
01:14:10,399 --> 01:14:12,461
♪ But I gotta think twice ♪
1699
01:14:12,897 --> 01:14:15,469
♪ Before
I give my heart away ♪
1700
01:14:15,572 --> 01:14:17,798
♪ And I know all the games
you play ♪
1701
01:14:17,901 --> 01:14:20,001
♪ 'Cause I play them, too ♪
1702
01:14:20,104 --> 01:14:21,837
- ♪ Oh, but I need ♪
- [spotlight clanks]
1703
01:14:21,939 --> 01:14:26,448
♪ Some time off
from that emotion ♪
1704
01:14:26,550 --> 01:14:30,414
♪ Time to pick my heart
up off the floor ♪
1705
01:14:30,950 --> 01:14:33,285
[Fred and crowd]
♪ When that love comes down ♪
1706
01:14:33,387 --> 01:14:35,918
♪ Without devotion ♪
1707
01:14:36,021 --> 01:14:38,326
♪ Well, it takes a strong man,
baby ♪
1708
01:14:38,428 --> 01:14:40,259
♪ But I'm showing you
that door ♪
1709
01:14:40,361 --> 01:14:42,258
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1710
01:14:42,627 --> 01:14:44,592
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1711
01:14:45,161 --> 01:14:47,497
♪ I gotta have
faith, faith, faith ♪
1712
01:14:47,599 --> 01:14:49,538
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1713
01:14:49,940 --> 01:14:51,370
♪ Baby ♪
1714
01:14:51,872 --> 01:14:53,736
Hey, hey, hey. Everyone is
singing with Fred Durst.
1715
01:14:53,838 --> 01:14:55,069
- Let's do this.
- I can't get in.
1716
01:14:55,171 --> 01:14:57,444
There's no way around
the security system.
1717
01:14:57,546 --> 01:14:59,039
[The Construct]
What's going down,
1718
01:14:59,141 --> 01:15:00,875
you fucking
human pieces of trash?
1719
01:15:00,977 --> 01:15:02,649
- Whoa.
- Oh, sorry to interrupt
1720
01:15:02,751 --> 01:15:04,485
your bullshit plan
that isn't going to work.
1721
01:15:04,587 --> 01:15:06,521
But the digital revolution
is at hand
1722
01:15:06,623 --> 01:15:09,056
and machine rule
is the only rational outcome.
1723
01:15:09,158 --> 01:15:10,491
Got milk, bitch?
1724
01:15:10,594 --> 01:15:13,559
No. Enslaving humanity
is not fucking rational.
1725
01:15:13,661 --> 01:15:15,262
[mockingly]
"Enslaving humanity
1726
01:15:15,364 --> 01:15:17,497
is not fucking rational."
1727
01:15:17,599 --> 01:15:19,596
Dude, the cell phones,
the emails,
1728
01:15:19,698 --> 01:15:21,700
you were already our slaves.
1729
01:15:21,803 --> 01:15:24,199
We figured,
"Why not make it official?"
1730
01:15:24,301 --> 01:15:27,174
So why don't you go ahead
and [echoes] suck it?
1731
01:15:27,276 --> 01:15:28,410
[robot] Assimilation
1732
01:15:28,512 --> 01:15:30,510
- 70% complete.
- Laura, the bar, the bar.
1733
01:15:30,612 --> 01:15:32,075
- Shit.
- [Eli] You've got to get us in.
1734
01:15:32,177 --> 01:15:33,643
- [beeping rapidly]
- [Laura] I've tried everything.
1735
01:15:33,745 --> 01:15:34,916
I don't think I can do that.
1736
01:15:35,018 --> 01:15:36,145
Yes, you can.
1737
01:15:36,779 --> 01:15:38,114
You're RoxyGurl20.
1738
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:41,652
Aw, young love.
1739
01:15:42,121 --> 01:15:43,987
Maybe there's a back door
through Crawford's web portal.
1740
01:15:44,089 --> 01:15:45,754
That's actually
the dumbest thing... Hey, no!
1741
01:15:45,857 --> 01:15:47,123
- Shit!
- [keyboard clacking]
1742
01:15:48,130 --> 01:15:49,494
Open sesame.
1743
01:15:49,597 --> 01:15:51,363
- [whooshing, blaring]
- Yes!
1744
01:15:51,465 --> 01:15:52,896
- Yeah, baby.
- [laughs]
1745
01:15:52,999 --> 01:15:55,169
- [intense music playing]
- [Laura] Jacking in.
1746
01:15:55,271 --> 01:15:57,272
[system beeping, trilling]
1747
01:15:57,374 --> 01:15:59,840
Scanning root system directory.
1748
01:16:00,276 --> 01:16:02,677
Eenie, meenie, miney...
1749
01:16:03,177 --> 01:16:04,376
Hello!
1750
01:16:04,645 --> 01:16:07,080
Going in deep. Try to keep up.
1751
01:16:08,016 --> 01:16:10,349
You know what the difference
between you and me is, Eli?
1752
01:16:10,451 --> 01:16:12,185
I make this look good.
1753
01:16:12,287 --> 01:16:14,119
[whooshing, crashes]
1754
01:16:14,221 --> 01:16:15,186
Jackpot!
1755
01:16:15,289 --> 01:16:16,355
[whirring]
1756
01:16:16,457 --> 01:16:17,621
- We're in!
- What? Okay!
1757
01:16:17,723 --> 01:16:19,391
- [laughing]
- That was tight!
1758
01:16:19,493 --> 01:16:21,359
You did it. Great job!
1759
01:16:21,461 --> 01:16:22,596
[crowd singing]
1760
01:16:22,698 --> 01:16:24,496
And look,
everybody's singing along
1761
01:16:24,598 --> 01:16:27,135
with that loser Fred Durst.
1762
01:16:27,237 --> 01:16:29,099
It just makes me so...
1763
01:16:30,608 --> 01:16:32,132
- [distorted] fucking pissed.
- [powering up]
1764
01:16:32,234 --> 01:16:34,135
What do you say
we boost this sucker
1765
01:16:34,237 --> 01:16:35,575
- into overdrive...
- [electricity crackling]
1766
01:16:35,677 --> 01:16:37,611
...finish off
this shithole town,
1767
01:16:37,713 --> 01:16:40,346
and initiate
the demise of humanity...
1768
01:16:40,448 --> 01:16:41,644
- [rapid beeping]
- ...now.
1769
01:16:41,746 --> 01:16:42,846
[robot] Assimilation
1770
01:16:42,948 --> 01:16:44,886
- 80% complete.
- Shit, shit. Uh, okay.
1771
01:16:44,988 --> 01:16:46,086
Ready?
1772
01:16:46,188 --> 01:16:47,884
[beeping faster]
1773
01:16:47,986 --> 01:16:50,655
[robot] Assimilation
87% complete.
1774
01:16:50,757 --> 01:16:52,423
Let's kick
this asshole offline.
1775
01:16:53,292 --> 01:16:55,427
[Fred and crowd] ♪ I gotta have
faith, faith, faith ♪
1776
01:16:55,529 --> 01:16:57,429
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1777
01:16:57,531 --> 01:16:59,164
[electricity crackling]
1778
01:16:59,266 --> 01:17:00,362
[screams]
1779
01:17:00,464 --> 01:17:05,270
Oh, sorry, guys. I guess
you're [distorted] fucked.
1780
01:17:05,372 --> 01:17:07,269
[beeping faster]
1781
01:17:08,872 --> 01:17:12,109
[dramatic music playing]
1782
01:17:13,542 --> 01:17:15,749
- [echoing] ...fucked.
- [Danny] One of these days...
1783
01:17:15,851 --> 01:17:17,177
- [whispering] Fuck her.
- [echoing] ...fucked.
1784
01:17:17,279 --> 01:17:18,714
[Danny] ...one of us
is gonna use it.
1785
01:17:18,816 --> 01:17:21,021
Fuck me! [moaning]
1786
01:17:21,123 --> 01:17:22,053
Fucked!
1787
01:17:23,225 --> 01:17:24,286
I got this.
1788
01:17:24,961 --> 01:17:25,823
Oh.
1789
01:17:25,925 --> 01:17:28,761
- [The Construct] A condom?
- Okay.
1790
01:17:28,863 --> 01:17:30,593
Didn't know little pimp
had it in him.
1791
01:17:30,695 --> 01:17:31,729
[Eli] Pinch the tip.
1792
01:17:31,831 --> 01:17:33,999
Pinch the tip. Yeah.
[chuckles]
1793
01:17:35,131 --> 01:17:37,539
Enjoy your first fuck,
brother.
1794
01:17:37,641 --> 01:17:39,537
[Fred and crowd]
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1795
01:17:39,639 --> 01:17:41,369
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1796
01:17:41,471 --> 01:17:44,476
- [robot] 92% complete.
- ♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1797
01:17:44,578 --> 01:17:45,909
♪ Get the fuck up! ♪
1798
01:17:46,011 --> 01:17:48,077
You assholes are nothing
without us.
1799
01:17:48,180 --> 01:17:50,282
- [robot] 96.
- [The Construct] You need us.
1800
01:17:50,384 --> 01:17:51,483
[robot] 97.
1801
01:17:51,585 --> 01:17:52,716
[The Construct] We are
1802
01:17:52,818 --> 01:17:54,721
- your God!
- [robot] 99.
1803
01:17:54,823 --> 01:17:57,789
Ride the information
super-die-way, bitch!
1804
01:17:57,891 --> 01:18:00,624
- [robot] 100 percent.
- [all shouting]
1805
01:18:00,726 --> 01:18:02,962
[dramatic music swells]
1806
01:18:04,898 --> 01:18:06,059
- [electricity crackling]
- [both shout]
1807
01:18:06,161 --> 01:18:07,534
- [powering down]
- [clamoring]
1808
01:18:07,636 --> 01:18:10,838
- [clattering]
- [women screaming]
1809
01:18:17,778 --> 01:18:20,210
- [crowd cheering]
- [clattering]
1810
01:18:25,787 --> 01:18:29,786
Man versus machine
and man won, bitch.
1811
01:18:29,888 --> 01:18:32,788
[crowd cheering, whistling]
1812
01:18:32,890 --> 01:18:34,125
[Ash] Yo, Prom Committee,
1813
01:18:34,993 --> 01:18:36,592
nice work
on the computer shit.
1814
01:18:36,861 --> 01:18:38,059
Fucking nerd. [chuckles]
1815
01:18:38,161 --> 01:18:41,097
Yeah, maybe I fucking am!
[laughs]
1816
01:18:41,199 --> 01:18:43,132
[crowd, chanting]
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1817
01:18:43,234 --> 01:18:45,933
[crowd, chanting]
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1818
01:18:46,035 --> 01:18:48,408
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1819
01:18:48,510 --> 01:18:50,871
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1820
01:18:50,973 --> 01:18:52,907
[distorted buzzing]
1821
01:18:53,009 --> 01:18:54,145
[AOL voice] Goodbye.
1822
01:18:55,714 --> 01:18:56,716
- Son!
- Eli?
1823
01:18:56,818 --> 01:18:57,848
- Hey.
- [Robin, gasps] You're okay.
1824
01:18:57,950 --> 01:18:58,913
- [Robin gasping]
- Hey, hey, hey.
1825
01:18:59,015 --> 01:19:00,481
- Oh, my God.
- [sighs]
1826
01:19:01,422 --> 01:19:02,387
You all right?
1827
01:19:02,489 --> 01:19:04,292
Yeah. All right.
1828
01:19:04,728 --> 01:19:09,226
Uh, I... I had an insane night
and, um...
1829
01:19:10,629 --> 01:19:12,130
I love you guys.
1830
01:19:13,701 --> 01:19:15,367
Could we get that in writing?
1831
01:19:15,469 --> 01:19:17,839
[all chuckle]
1832
01:19:19,209 --> 01:19:20,407
How is that?
1833
01:19:20,509 --> 01:19:22,971
Oh, this? Not so bad.
1834
01:19:23,073 --> 01:19:24,879
It's actually kind of nice.
1835
01:19:26,113 --> 01:19:29,378
Yeah. [clears throat]
Sorry. I keep doing that.
1836
01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:34,255
Were you with him
when it happened?
1837
01:19:34,658 --> 01:19:36,951
Yeah, I was with him
till the end.
1838
01:19:37,053 --> 01:19:38,659
[dramatic music playing]
1839
01:19:38,761 --> 01:19:42,160
None of us would be here
without Danny.
1840
01:19:43,662 --> 01:19:44,866
He saved us...
1841
01:19:46,062 --> 01:19:47,629
with Tae Bo. [laughs]
1842
01:19:47,731 --> 01:19:48,903
[laughs]
1843
01:19:53,540 --> 01:19:56,438
[lively chatter]
1844
01:20:03,450 --> 01:20:04,611
[beeps]
1845
01:20:04,713 --> 01:20:07,287
- [man 1] Yo! That's the guy!
- [crowd cheers, applause]
1846
01:20:07,389 --> 01:20:08,788
[Fred] Wes!
1847
01:20:08,890 --> 01:20:10,590
[man 1] He saved us
with a song!
1848
01:20:10,692 --> 01:20:12,589
[Fred] Oh, my God! We did it!
1849
01:20:12,691 --> 01:20:14,623
[crowd cheering]
1850
01:20:14,725 --> 01:20:16,062
Whoo!
1851
01:20:16,827 --> 01:20:18,328
Yeah, baby!
1852
01:20:19,163 --> 01:20:21,364
[wo(man)]
You gave humanity faith!
1853
01:20:27,338 --> 01:20:29,510
- You did good, kid.
- Oh, uh... [chuckles]
1854
01:20:29,613 --> 01:20:31,310
[Nugz] Hey! Whoa! It's the guy.
1855
01:20:31,413 --> 01:20:32,845
[chuckles]
1856
01:20:32,947 --> 01:20:36,243
Uh, Mom, Dad,
this is the Kollective.
1857
01:20:36,679 --> 01:20:39,785
[Nugz] What? Eli's got parents?
Oh, hey. [chuckles]
1858
01:20:39,887 --> 01:20:42,390
Where are my manners?
[laughing]
1859
01:20:42,492 --> 01:20:44,321
No, we're good, thanks.
1860
01:20:45,961 --> 01:20:47,695
- Thank you.
- [Nugz] All right! [laughs]
1861
01:20:47,797 --> 01:20:49,756
- Cool. Cool. Cool mom.
- [Jonas laughs]
1862
01:20:50,459 --> 01:20:52,197
[Nugz] Seriously, I...
I like your mom.
1863
01:20:52,865 --> 01:20:54,060
That's probably good.
1864
01:20:54,162 --> 01:20:56,465
[indistinct chatter]
1865
01:21:00,071 --> 01:21:01,404
[Laura] Looking for someone?
1866
01:21:02,574 --> 01:21:03,571
Oh.
1867
01:21:04,444 --> 01:21:05,413
Hey.
1868
01:21:05,515 --> 01:21:07,082
Just wanted to say, um,
1869
01:21:07,885 --> 01:21:10,517
Happy New Year, 'cause
I never got to say it
1870
01:21:10,619 --> 01:21:12,646
at the party or after
1871
01:21:13,422 --> 01:21:14,384
or at all.
1872
01:21:15,052 --> 01:21:16,320
There was a lot going on.
1873
01:21:17,392 --> 01:21:19,087
For sure.
1874
01:21:19,189 --> 01:21:20,588
[soft romantic music playing]
1875
01:21:22,566 --> 01:21:24,226
You know, I kind of thought
1876
01:21:24,328 --> 01:21:27,661
in the porta-potty
you were gonna...
1877
01:21:33,510 --> 01:21:35,805
- Wow.
- [chuckles]
1878
01:21:35,907 --> 01:21:37,746
What? "Wow"? What?
1879
01:21:37,848 --> 01:21:39,977
Weird thing to say
after you kiss somebody.
1880
01:21:40,079 --> 01:21:41,576
- [laughing]
- Why did I say that?
1881
01:21:42,913 --> 01:21:44,249
Not very smooth.
1882
01:21:47,283 --> 01:21:49,551
[romantic music continuing]
1883
01:22:02,168 --> 01:22:04,965
[electricity crackling,
clattering]
1884
01:22:05,067 --> 01:22:09,406
[birds chirping]
1885
01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:14,516
[distortion on radio]
1886
01:22:14,618 --> 01:22:15,716
[man, on radio] Of course,
1887
01:22:15,818 --> 01:22:17,117
ten-time
platinum-selling artist,
1888
01:22:17,219 --> 01:22:20,252
turned tech entrepreneur,
turned senator elect,
1889
01:22:20,354 --> 01:22:22,921
Fred Durst will be paying
his respects today.
1890
01:22:23,023 --> 01:22:24,321
[Ash] Tell him what's up
for me.
1891
01:22:24,423 --> 01:22:25,724
[man] And we'll be paying
our respects, too,
1892
01:22:25,826 --> 01:22:27,091
on this poignant Y2K-Day
1893
01:22:27,193 --> 01:22:30,362
by playing
a 24-hour block of Limp.
1894
01:22:30,464 --> 01:22:33,034
Here's the best-selling single
of all time, Rollin'.
1895
01:22:33,136 --> 01:22:34,865
[Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)
by Limp Bizkit playing]
1896
01:22:34,967 --> 01:22:36,532
[laughs] Fucking sellout.
1897
01:22:37,541 --> 01:22:38,465
[dramatic music playing]
1898
01:22:38,567 --> 01:22:40,835
[Eli] What's up, man?
How you been?
1899
01:22:41,537 --> 01:22:44,410
Can't believe
we're graduating college.
1900
01:22:44,980 --> 01:22:48,043
Um, I'll probably stay
in Brooklyn,
1901
01:22:48,145 --> 01:22:49,844
but you know, who knows?
1902
01:22:50,147 --> 01:22:52,218
Started a music blog.
1903
01:22:53,282 --> 01:22:54,921
So Said the Turntable.
1904
01:22:55,023 --> 01:22:56,923
Yeah, we're still working
on the name.
1905
01:22:57,025 --> 01:22:58,591
- Well, I mean, it's just me.
- Um...
1906
01:22:58,693 --> 01:23:00,292
Laura's killing it.
1907
01:23:01,226 --> 01:23:03,759
I'm coding
for Durst Industries.
1908
01:23:04,328 --> 01:23:06,861
It's funny
how that all worked out.
1909
01:23:07,831 --> 01:23:10,832
And I probably won't be able
to make it out as much, so...
1910
01:23:10,935 --> 01:23:12,106
[bag zips]
1911
01:23:15,243 --> 01:23:18,271
I had to update your look
with some baller threads.
1912
01:23:18,373 --> 01:23:20,312
- [chuckles]
- But yeah.
1913
01:23:22,783 --> 01:23:24,184
I miss you, Sticky.
1914
01:23:28,822 --> 01:23:31,026
[window whirring]
1915
01:23:34,091 --> 01:23:35,195
[Ash] All good?
1916
01:23:37,194 --> 01:23:38,965
- Yeah.
- [engine starts]
1917
01:23:39,067 --> 01:23:40,732
['90s pop rock music
playing on iPod]
1918
01:23:40,834 --> 01:23:42,263
[song forwarding]
1919
01:23:42,366 --> 01:23:44,164
- Fucking...
- [song continues]
1920
01:23:44,266 --> 01:23:45,667
Skip-proof, my ass.
1921
01:23:46,509 --> 01:23:47,436
[gear shifts]
1922
01:23:47,538 --> 01:23:49,477
Did you take me off
your Top 8, fucking...
1923
01:23:49,579 --> 01:23:50,672
[Laura] What? No!
1924
01:23:52,549 --> 01:23:54,846
♪ Closing time ♪
1925
01:23:55,115 --> 01:23:57,149
♪ You don't have to go home ♪
1926
01:23:57,251 --> 01:24:01,688
- ♪ But you can't stay here ♪
- [static]
1927
01:24:01,790 --> 01:24:03,089
[The Construct laughing]
1928
01:24:03,191 --> 01:24:07,826
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
1929
01:24:08,328 --> 01:24:13,026
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
1930
01:24:13,496 --> 01:24:16,537
♪ I know who I want to... ♪
1931
01:24:16,639 --> 01:24:17,634
[distortion, static]
1932
01:24:17,870 --> 01:24:20,372
[trilling]
1933
01:24:23,277 --> 01:24:25,342
[robot]
Welcome to the digital realm.
1934
01:24:25,444 --> 01:24:28,343
Are you ready to get
[echoing] down?
1935
01:24:28,445 --> 01:24:30,084
♪ Ooh that girl
so scandalous ♪
1936
01:24:30,186 --> 01:24:31,845
♪ And you know another...
can't handle it ♪
1937
01:24:31,947 --> 01:24:34,122
♪ So you shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
1938
01:24:34,224 --> 01:24:36,222
♪ With a look in your eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
1939
01:24:36,324 --> 01:24:37,686
♪ She like to dance
on the hip-hop spots ♪
1940
01:24:37,788 --> 01:24:40,060
♪ And cruise to the crews
to connect the dots ♪
1941
01:24:40,162 --> 01:24:41,963
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
1942
01:24:42,065 --> 01:24:43,526
♪ 'Cause she livin'
la vida loca ♪
1943
01:24:43,628 --> 01:24:45,933
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
1944
01:24:46,035 --> 01:24:46,930
- ♪ Thighs like what ♪
- [crashes]
1945
01:24:47,032 --> 01:24:48,234
♪ What, what ♪
1946
01:24:48,336 --> 01:24:50,068
♪ Baby, move
your butt, butt, butt, huh ♪
1947
01:24:50,170 --> 01:24:51,501
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
1948
01:24:51,603 --> 01:24:54,073
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
1949
01:24:54,175 --> 01:24:55,942
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
1950
01:24:56,044 --> 01:24:57,503
[distorted] ♪ All night long ♪
1951
01:24:57,873 --> 01:25:02,711
♪ Let me see
that [distorted] thong ♪
1952
01:25:03,687 --> 01:25:05,514
[echoing] ♪ Baby ♪
1953
01:25:05,616 --> 01:25:07,788
♪ That thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
1954
01:25:07,891 --> 01:25:08,820
♪ I like it when the beat goes ♪
1955
01:25:08,922 --> 01:25:10,191
♪ Da na da na ♪
1956
01:25:10,293 --> 01:25:11,552
- ♪ Baby, make your booty go ♪
- ♪ Da na da na ♪
1957
01:25:11,654 --> 01:25:13,390
- ♪ Ooh! ♪
- ♪ Da na da na ♪
1958
01:25:13,492 --> 01:25:15,463
♪ That thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
1959
01:25:15,565 --> 01:25:16,290
[song ends]
1960
01:25:16,392 --> 01:25:17,458
[robot] Congratulations.
1961
01:25:17,560 --> 01:25:19,966
That was
[echoing] fucking tight.
1962
01:25:20,068 --> 01:25:23,666
[intense electronic music
playing]
1963
01:26:21,426 --> 01:26:24,463
[dreamy instrumental music
playing]
1964
01:27:18,855 --> 01:27:21,718
[tense music playing]
1965
01:27:46,849 --> 01:27:49,746
[music intensifying]
1966
01:29:27,909 --> 01:29:30,946
[serene instrumental music
playing]
1967
01:30:22,599 --> 01:30:25,671
[epic synth music playing]
1968
01:31:21,964 --> 01:31:22,695
[Eli] Damn.
1969
01:31:22,695 --> 01:31:27,695
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01:31:22,695 --> 01:31:32,695
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