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SPEAKS FRENCH:
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THEY LAUGH
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STALL MANAGER: Oui, bien sur.
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FREDERICK LAUGHS
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JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS,
CHATTER
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Salut.
Salut.
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GROUP: Ouistiti!
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Tres bien.
Merci.
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LAUGHTER
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ALL:
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CHRISTIAN, HIGH-PITCHED:
Guignol? Guignol! Ou es-tu?
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LAUGHTER
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ALL:
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LAUGHTER
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CHRISTIAN IN DISTANCE:
Ou es-tu, Guignol?
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WOMAN SCREAMS
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CHILDREN LAUGH
IN DISTANCE
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# Do you remember the first time
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# That my eyes set on you?
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# Your smile came from nowhere
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# For sometime never
Or sometime soon
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# The road is a long one
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# I was only passing through
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# I was only passing through. #
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Listen. I'm not staying any longer
than an hour.
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I've been rushed off my feet
all day.
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I'm knackered,
and I've still got presents to wrap,
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but Jeremy said
he's got a surprise for me,
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and don't I wanna sound
like the Grinch.
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You? Sound like the Grinch (?)
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Hey! I'll have you know
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I am the most Christmassy person
in the world.
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I've even been known
to make me own paper chains.
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Is that right?
Yes, from scratch.
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Plus... you know how amorous
Judith can get with me
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after a couple of bottles
of Champagne.
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Well, who can blame her?
SHE CHUCKLES
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This is, erm...
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This is something I've been meaning
to give you for a while.
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Oh, erm...
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I-I'm loving our time together, Dom,
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but do you think it's a bit early
to be thinking about...?
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Oh, no, no, no, no!
No, it's not... it's not that.
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What?
No, I-I'm not proposing. Look...
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It's a key. It's just a key.
It's just a key to my house.
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See?
LAUGHING: Oh! Oh, right. Sorry.
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In hindsight, it's the wrong box.
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Sorry!
It's the wrong box.
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Anyway, that's for you.
Sorry.
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Look, erm, Jean, I'm...
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I'm absolutely loving this.
You know, us.
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I'm hearing a "but" coming.
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No, no. No, not at all.
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I'm absolutely loving this...
time together.
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Just... me and you, you know,
our little secret.
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Can we keep it like that for a bit?
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You know,
before the whole world finds out?
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Dom...
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That's so romantic.
Exactly.
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I don't want anything or anyone
to ruin this.
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I wholeheartedly agree.
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Hiya...
Surprise!
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THEY CHUCKLE
NERVOUSLY
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Oh, lovely. It's from Geraldine.
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Haven't heard from her for years.
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She was one of our bridesmaids,
do you remember, darling?
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Darling!
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Ah! I've just been showing Dominic
the advocaat we've had shipped in.
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I had an urge for one
at the golf club,
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and I've stocked La Couronne up
with it.
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They'll be flying out of the door.
It's a Christmas staple.
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Uncle Patrick practically weaned me
on the stuff.
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Now, shall we go through
to the dining room and see the tree?
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PHONE RINGS
Oh, sorry.
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Oh, erm...
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Hello?
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Oh. Yeah, OK. Yes, I'm on my way.
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OK, erm...
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I'm so sorry, but that was Caron,
and he really needs my help.
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Can we do advocaat later?
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Of course we can!
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Something's happened
at the Christmas market.
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Can you give me a lift?
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Sure, come on.
I'm so sorry.
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DOOR CLOSES
Oh, don't worry, darling.
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They can come
and see the tree later.
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Hm! Right,
what have we got here, then?
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MAN CRYING
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Hiya. Who's that?
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Christian Delise,
the son of the victim.
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He is inebriated
and can't stop crying.
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Well, what's happened?
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His father, Frederick Delise,
performs the show with him.
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When his father was taking a break,
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he removed the puppet
from his hand,
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and when he put it back on,
the puppet must have been replaced
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with an identical one
but with one fatal addition.
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Super-sharp razor blades had been
cleverly sewn on the inside,
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slicing his main artery.
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He was discovered quite quickly,
but unfortunately,
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he suffers from a condition
called von Willebrand disease,
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where even small cuts can be fatal,
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as the blood does not coagulate
quick enough.
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He's currently fighting
for his life.
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That's horrific.
Mm.
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And what about the son?
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Eyewitnesses say he was doing
the show when it happened.
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He had his hands in two puppets
on stage,
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so he could not have possibly
replaced the puppet.
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And, judging
by how distraught he is,
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I can't think why he would.
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Now, do you...
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do you know anything about puppets?
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Well, it looks like
an original Guignol puppet, yeah.
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I mean, about 1810,
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possibly made by the puppeteer
himself, Laurent Mourguet,
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but you can never tell.
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He was a tooth-puller,
and he made puppets
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to distract the patients
from their pain.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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Oh. Hang on.
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No, I'm sorry,
this is actually a brilliant copy.
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How do you know?
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Well, you see, the original
would've been hand-stitched,
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and this has been made on a machine,
and you can smell the coffee.
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Yeah. Erm... That's a classic way
of ageing fabric.
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No, this puppet,
it's been made for the job in hand.
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Jean.
WOMAN: Christian?
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"Job in hand".
Christian!
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CHRISTIAN: Come to gloat, have you?
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Go away, Mother!
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See you later.
JUDITH: Thank God you're here!
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Oh, Gloria, I need to tell someone.
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What on earth's the matter?
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Nancy, my best friend,
is in the UK,
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and Jean is at some crime scene,
so I thought of you.
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Well, I'm very flattered
to be third choice.
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I received a Christmas card
from one of my bridesmaids.
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She told me, very gently,
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that the priest who married me
and Jeremy nearly 38 years ago...
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is not a priest at all.
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Oh, no!
I know.
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She saw a news article about him.
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The priest character was a cover,
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and he's actually a member
of the Parisian Mafia
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and is serving 30 years in prison
for his heinous crimes.
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Wow.
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Which means that I am...
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..a scarlet woman.
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I've never been married.
What... What can I do?
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Er, well...
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First things first,
you have to tell Jeremy.
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I can't.
I don't think I can find the words.
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PHONE RINGS
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It's Jeremy.
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What do I do? What do I do?
All right.
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Answer the phone and act naturally.
Yes.
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Hello, foxy chops!
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Yeah, no, I'm at the garage.
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I forgot to tell you
that Gloria has invited us
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for Christmas drinks at the pub.
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Yes. See you there.
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CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
Mwah, mwah, mwah!
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JUDITH EXHALES
SHARPLY
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Thank you.
Right.
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I'd best go and get changed, then.
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Giselle said
you weren't answering your phone,
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so I thought I'd better come down
and see if you were OK.
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Pardon, madame...?
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Oh, Joanna.
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Who is Giselle?
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She's my granddaughter.
She lives with us.
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It's a long story.
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You got your own way in the end,
didn't you, Mother dear?
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You hated the ground he walked on!
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She left me and my dad
when I was ten.
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Ran away with another man.
Leaving me alone.
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Didn't you, Mother?
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You know it was never like that,
Christian.
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Er, could you give your details
to one of my officers
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in case we have any more questions?
Yeah, of course.
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Take care.
Thank you.
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PHONE RINGS
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DOM: Hello?
Calm... Calm down, Jeremy.
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Monsieur Delise, do you remember
seeing anything unusual?
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Please, I just want to go
to the hospital to see my father.
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But I still
have to take the show down.
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My officers and I
will help you with that
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and then give you a lift
to the hospital.
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It's probably best you don't drive.
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Of course. Thank you.
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OK. Yeah.
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Thanks for your help.
I can take it from here.
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OK, well, if you need any more help,
just give me a call.
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Of course.
Yeah.
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Do you fancy a quick drink
in La Couronne?
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Jeremy needs my help.
Oh.
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Oh, dear,
you look like you need this.
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Oh, thank you.
On the house.
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Thank you.
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Hang on. I own the house.
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Treat yourself, then.
It's Christmas Eve.
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Mm.
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Oh! Thank goodness. Quickly.
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Before Judith arrives.
What's going on?
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I just got a call from
one of my groomsmen from my wedding.
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Apparently, he found out the priest
that married us 37 years ago
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was in fact a member
of the Parisian Mafia.
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He was undercover as a priest,
meaning...
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we were never married.
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JEAN GASPS
Crikey!
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Does... Does Judith know?
No, of course not.
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Don't you think you should tell her?
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No, please don't say anything.
Any of you!
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I need some thinking time.
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Course not, mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Erm...
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Look, we're right here for you,
for both of you.
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Another on the house?
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Oh, thank you.
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Merry Christmas, everyone!
Here she is, Christmas personified.
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Whey!
GLORIA CHUCKLES
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Merry Christmas, Judith.
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Thank you, Jean.
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Merry Christmas, Judith.
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Merry Christmas, Jeremy.
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Shall we have, erm, a quick one
before the choir starts?
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Ooh, good idea. Let's grab a table.
I'll bring them over. Usual?
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Yeah, thanks, Glo. You're an angel.
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Yeah, I am.
SHE CHUCKLES
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PATRICK: Ooh, I like your headwear.
I like yours.
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GLORIA GASPS
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That's brilliant!
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Thank you.
SHE CHUCKLES
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Hey. Can you keep a secret?
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I was just about to ask you
the same thing.
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You go first.
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Judith has found out
from her old bridesmaid
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that the priest who married her
and Jeremy isn't really a priest.
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She's distraught.
Wish we could help.
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That's just what Jeremy told me.
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Let me have a think.
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CHORAL MUSIC
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Keep going.
SHE CHUCKLES
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Right, round here.
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Now stop and look up.
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What?
Well, in the sky. Look up.
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Right, now. Up there...
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..is NGC 2264.
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Catchy name (!)
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Well, it is a large emission nebula,
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00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:39,720
located about...
2,500 light years away
252
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:43,640
in the constellation of Monoceros.
Oh.
253
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:47,000
But it is most famous
254
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:50,840
for looking
exactly like a Christmas tree.
255
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,240
Aw.
256
00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:00,640
When you're talking
about astronomy, well,
257
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:03,600
I don't know what you're on about
half the time, but...
258
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,840
the way you say it, it's lovely.
259
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:13,760
I've had the best Christmas Eve
in... years.
260
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:17,120
Yeah? Yeah, me too.
261
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:23,480
Erm... It doesn't have to end now.
262
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:25,840
Oh.
263
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:30,120
Oh. I-I meant...
Well, if you're not ready...
264
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,680
Oh, no, no. I am more than ready.
265
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,040
Oh. Oh, sorry. No, that sounded
a bit too keen, didn't it?
266
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,160
No, not at all.
267
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:41,320
Erm, I just need to make sure
you mean...
268
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:43,960
..what I think you mean
269
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,120
That is exactly what I mean.
270
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,120
Just a minute.
271
00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:56,640
HE CLEARS THROAT
272
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:03,880
What's that?
273
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:07,720
That's just a few overnight things.
274
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,920
Actually, this bag
has been in the boot of the car
275
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:12,960
since we first kissed.
276
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,400
CHUCKLING: Oh! I see.
277
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:19,400
Well... be a shame not to use it,
then, eh?
278
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,200
SHE CHUCKLES
279
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:34,200
Now... I couldn't find
your Christmas mugs,
280
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,240
so I just used the regular ones.
281
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,320
Christmas mugs?
You sound like Gloria.
282
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:41,760
Who do you think bought me all mine?
SHE LAUGHS
283
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,840
I got you a present.
Oh, you haven't.
284
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,760
Oh...
285
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,920
HE CLEARS THROAT
Ooh.
286
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,080
Oh, my...
287
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,920
Oh, wow.
288
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,560
Is that an armillary sphere?
You haven't got one, have you?
289
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,960
No, no, no.
I've always wanted one, though.
290
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,160
Oh, good.
Oh, wow, that is amazing.
291
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,560
So, go on. Show me what it does.
292
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,560
Oh, right, well, when, er...
293
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:14,400
when you turn this,
you see the movements
294
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,320
of the constellations
around the Earth.
295
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:20,720
Mm.
Oh, thank you so much, Jean.
296
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,240
I love it.
Aw!
297
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:26,720
I've actually got you a present
as well.
298
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,320
Oh. OK.
HE CHUCKLES
299
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:36,320
Oh, now,
I wonder what that can be?
300
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:39,800
Well, it's not an air fryer.
SHE LAUGHS
301
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:44,880
Oh!
302
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,200
How did you know?
303
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,400
Well, I asked Charlie
who your favourite artists were,
304
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,400
and he's the only one
I'd ever heard of.
305
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,320
Oh, Dom, that... that's so kind.
306
00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,000
Come here.
PHONE RINGS
307
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,560
Erm, sorry.
308
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:06,200
Ah.
309
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,880
Merry Christmas, Carol.
310
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,480
Oh. Oh, dear.
311
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:20,400
Yeah. OK. Erm, I'll call Dom
312
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:24,880
and see if he can, erm,
drive me over.
313
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,800
SHE SIGHS
314
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,240
What's up?
315
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,400
Frederick passed away in the night.
316
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,440
It's now a murder Inquiry.
Oh...
317
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,440
I'm so sorry to ruin our day.
318
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,600
Don't be daft.
You're not ruling anything.
319
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,120
Jeremy and Judith always book me
320
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,840
to take them to church
Christmas morning
321
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,080
because, well, they're usually
too hung over to drive.
322
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,360
Well, they didn't strike me
as the religious type.
323
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:51,880
No, no, they're not.
They go to church once a year...
324
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,960
just in case.
SHE LAUGHS
325
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,760
Right, I'll tell you what,
I'll drop you off,
326
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,560
and then we'll meet up later.
327
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,840
Thanks, Dom.
328
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:00,280
Come here.
SHE CHUCKLES
329
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:06,040
In a bit.
See you in a bit. See you later.
330
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:18,280
Ooh, full uniform on Christmas Day?
Er, sign of respect.
331
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,960
I'm still on duty,
and a murder has been committed.
332
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,400
Fair enough.
333
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,840
Thank you for giving me
some of your Christmas Day, Jean.
334
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,920
Oh, anything to help.
What have we got?
335
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:31,360
So, this is the last photo
that was taken of Frederick alive.
336
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:35,280
Who took that?
A local press photographer.
337
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:38,440
The puppet hut was inspected
when we helped dismantled it.
338
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,200
Nothing.
339
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:44,840
I've been through his phone records,
and the last person he called
340
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,320
was Joanna, at 1:45pm.
341
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,800
So he called her?
Yes.
342
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:53,040
Hm.
And then there is this.
343
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,760
When we searched their van,
we found an insurance policy.
344
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,200
It was taken out
only three weeks ago
345
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:00,760
by a certain C Delise.
346
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,600
Christian.
Exactly.
347
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,000
His distraught son
is now 100,000 euros better off.
348
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,320
SOFTLY: Oh...
349
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:12,840
We need to pay him a visit.
Well...
350
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,240
Well, there's no time
like the Christmas present.
351
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,600
Not there. That's my father's chair.
352
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,760
Was my father's chair
So, so sorry. I'll, erm...
353
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:08,480
We have checked
your father's phone records.
354
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:12,520
The last phone call your father ever
made was to your mother, Joanna.
355
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:15,120
Why do you think that is?
356
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:18,720
Probably because...
he still loved her.
357
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:20,720
Who knows?
358
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,440
She left us
when I was just ten years of age.
359
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:31,000
And then she proceeded
to take my daughter, Giselle!
360
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,080
What do you mean?
361
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:37,960
Me, my wife and Giselle,
we all lived here with my father.
362
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:44,000
My wife left me
when Giselle was young.
363
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:49,040
And my mother said
364
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:53,040
me and Dad weren't fit
to bring her up.
365
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,720
That must have been, erm... hard.
366
00:22:56,760 --> 00:23:00,520
She applied for custody of Giselle,
and she got it.
367
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,040
Now my daughter hates me too.
368
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:09,880
You know, I wouldn't put it
past Joanna to... see him off.
369
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,880
She has always wanted everyone
to hate me.
370
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:18,960
But now you are a rich man...
with your father's insurance policy.
371
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:26,400
I... I have absolutely no idea
what you're talking about.
372
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,680
I am talking
about the insurance policy
373
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,360
that you took out on your father
just three weeks ago.
374
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:37,480
Look. It's your signature, C Delise.
375
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,360
No.
376
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,200
Papa.
Are you denying this?
377
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,240
My father's real name...
378
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,880
..was Calvin Frederick.
379
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:17,680
But for some reason,
everyone knew him as Frederick.
380
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,120
This is HIS signature.
381
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:35,280
I am not allowed to open Claudie's
presents until after dinner
382
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,840
because even though she's
on the other side of the world,
383
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,160
she's got this...
like a Christmas sixth sense.
384
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:45,040
My daughter, the festive Jedi.
HE LAUGHS
385
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,080
WOMAN EXCLAIMS
386
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:52,800
Aw! Look at that.
Aw, in't that lovely?
387
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:56,440
Sorry, Dominic, could you...
could you take me home?
388
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:58,400
I suddenly don't feel very well.
389
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,400
Eh? It's Christmas morning.
390
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,600
Please, Dominic,
I just want to go home.
391
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,600
Take us home, Dominic. Thank you.
392
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,560
Of course.
393
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,240
Families can be complicated.
394
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,400
I have never really believed
in "la famille avant tout".
395
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,720
"Family above all". No, me neither.
396
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,600
My sister stole me mother's pension.
Pardon?
397
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,680
It's a long story for another day,
398
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,880
but we were always
so very different,
399
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,640
like the gene that bonded us
was twisted somehow.
400
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,200
Mm. We can choose our friends,
but we can't choose our family.
401
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,960
Now, that is a proverb
I do believe in.
402
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:49,160
We need to know where Joanna was
at the time of the murder.
403
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,880
Do you think
she might have killed him?
404
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,120
There is clearly no love lost,
405
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:56,880
but whether she is capable of murder
is for us to ascertain.
406
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:02,240
Oh. Good morning.
Er, merry Christmas!
407
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:05,000
I profoundly regret calling
on Christmas morning.
408
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:08,120
Sadly, Frederick did not make it.
409
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,440
He passed away in the early hours.
410
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,480
Oh. That's awful news.
411
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:17,200
Er, well, you'd better come in.
412
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,320
Excuse the mess.
We're just opening our presents.
413
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,560
SHE CLEARS THROAT
414
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:34,520
This is my husband, Hans.
Good morning.
415
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,760
Good morning.
416
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,600
And this is my granddaughter,
Giselle.
417
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:39,800
Bonjour.
418
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,800
Er, do take a seat.
419
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,680
Giselle...
420
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:58,000
Frederick didn't make it,
I'm afraid.
421
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:06,800
I need to ask you
a rather sensitive question.
422
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,400
Oh, of course, anything.
423
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,840
The last phone call Frederick made
was to you.
424
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,560
Can you explain?
SHE CHUCKLES
425
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,720
He was always ringing me,
asking me for money.
426
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,240
Blackmailing her.
Oh, Hans, please.
427
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,560
He'd say it was for Christian
and it was the least I could do.
428
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,160
How do you mean?
429
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,000
Well, they thought I deserted them,
but I didn't.
430
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:34,880
Just couldn't take any more of...
of his abuse.
431
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,360
My plan was to leave...
432
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,320
..find a flat
and return for Christian.
433
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,120
But back then, French law stated
434
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,960
that if a woman
left the family home,
435
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,960
she'd to give up all her rights.
436
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,160
But... that's awful.
Hm!
437
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,400
Yes, until the '70s,
438
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,840
parental responsibilities
belonged solely to the father.
439
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,040
Puissance paternelle.
440
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:05,120
Oh, I knew the law was against me,
but...
441
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:09,680
..I wanted my son and me
away from Frederick.
442
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,360
I got a flat within weeks
and returned for Christian.
443
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,880
But in that time...
444
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,560
..he'd poisoned Christian's mind
against me so much...
445
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,680
..he wouldn't come with me.
446
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,000
I met Hans a year later.
447
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,760
Christian grew up, got married.
448
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,360
Had a daughter, Giselle.
449
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:43,680
But in that time, Christian's memory
had become so warped by his father.
450
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,640
SHE SIGHS
And by alcohol.
451
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,520
The apple didn't fall far
from the tree, I'm afraid.
452
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,440
And when I heard
that Christian's wife had left him,
453
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,120
well, I knew Giselle
needed a family.
454
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,200
By then, Frederick and Christian
were drinking too much,
455
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,960
so I had to do something.
456
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,200
I mean, they were in no fit state
to bring up a child.
457
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,600
She would have ended up in care.
458
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,440
I let my son down.
459
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,200
But I was determined I wasn't gonna
let my granddaughter down as well.
460
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,160
Grand-mere...
461
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,240
IN FRENCH:
462
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,800
IN FRENCH:
463
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:27,880
Oh...
464
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,600
Isabella is her best friend,
but, I mean, they're like sisters.
465
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,000
JEAN AND JOANNA
CHUCKLE
466
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,720
IN FRENCH:
467
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,680
DISCONNECT TONE
468
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:11,160
Where were you
at the time of the murder?
469
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,000
We were at the matinee
of a Christmas show in town.
470
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,960
Yeah, I've got the programme here.
Oh, thanks.
471
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,400
Er, may I?
Of course.
472
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,440
Oh, wow.
You have a good eye.
473
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,560
I've just never seen one
in this good condition before.
474
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,960
What is it?
475
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,680
It's a shaving soap set
from the Civil War,
476
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,760
made of gutta-percha.
477
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:41,000
Gutta...percha?
First type of plastic.
478
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,640
Oh, I only know
cos of the research I did
479
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,000
when I was present-shopping.
THEY CHUCKLE
480
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:50,280
SHE GASPS
It's got the original soap!
481
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,960
SNIFFS
It's amazing.
482
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,880
Grooming is a huge passion of mine.
Vintage items especially.
483
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,520
We have taken up enough
of your morning.
484
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,240
Thank you.
485
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,560
Well, if there's anything else
we can do to help...
486
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,800
Do you mind if I nip
to your bathroom on the way out?
487
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,320
Of course!
It's up the stairs, straight ahead.
488
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,400
Thank you.
489
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,600
I will wait in the car.
OK.
490
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,080
PHONE VIBRATES
491
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,480
WHISPERS: Hiya.
I'm just searching for something.
492
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,200
Course you are. Shall I meet you
in the pub when you're done?
493
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:02,600
Little midday livener?
Yeah, you're on.
494
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,720
All right, bye, then.
Bye.
495
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,760
You hang up first.
496
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,560
You daft-head!
I'm gonna see you in a bit.
497
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,200
All right, bye.
498
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,600
Well, I never.
499
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,480
JOANNA LAUGHS
How exciting!
500
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,640
I can't seem to open it.
501
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,240
What is it, love?
502
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,520
Oh, that's lovely, darling.
503
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,560
Thank you. You're so clever.
504
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,760
About time, something to replace
that tatty old one.
505
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,200
Thank you so much. Mm...
506
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:03,200
What did you make of that?
Something's not sitting right.
507
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,280
But they appear to have an alibi,
being at the theatre.
508
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,880
Obviously,
I will have to verify this.
509
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,440
I want you to have this.
510
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,240
Ooh, be careful.
511
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,600
A razor blade.
Where did you get this?
512
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:27,640
From their bathroom.
Jean, that is technically stealing!
513
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,000
It was just lying on the side.
514
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,000
Look, just check if it matches
the ones in the puppet,
515
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:35,000
and if not, then at least we can
rule them out and start again.
516
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,320
HE SIGHS
Very well.
517
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,520
But there is something
I have to do first.
518
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:52,000
Is that it?
It certainly is.
519
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:55,240
Right, Gloria. Well, you go
and spread some Christmas cheer
520
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:56,800
and deliver that little lot,
521
00:33:56,840 --> 00:34:00,400
and there'll be a nice big drink
waiting for you when you get back.
522
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,680
Boozy hot chocolate?
With an extra flake.
523
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,920
Ooh!
SHE GIGGLES
524
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,880
Hey, Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas. You not stopping?
525
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,320
No, I'm on a mission.
Course you are.
526
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,960
I'll see you later.
Indeed, you will!
527
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,920
IN FRENCH:
528
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,560
WHISPERS: Jean.
529
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,200
You look lovely.
Oh, thank you. So do you.
530
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,960
Hey, erm, got something on...
Ooh!
531
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,120
SHE SNORTS
Living dangerously!
532
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,680
It's Christmas, innit?
SHE CHUCKLES
533
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,320
So, how did you get on?
534
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,560
Well, Joanna and her husband
have an alibi.
535
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,560
They were at a matinee the time
Frederick was murdered.
536
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:36,720
Which one?
537
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,280
The Christmas show
at Sainte Victoire Theatre.
538
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,960
But that show was stopped because
the sprinkler system was set off
539
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,560
by somebody having a fag
in the toilets.
540
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,440
What time?
About three.
541
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,360
I've got to see Caron.
OK.
542
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,480
FOOTSTEPS APPROACH,
DOOR OPENS
543
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:09,720
Caron. Their alibi,
it doesn't hold up. Tell him.
544
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,200
The Christmas play yesterday
was stopped at three o'clock.
545
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:15,120
Fire sprinklers were set off.
The whole theatre was evacuated.
546
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:17,280
I was rushed off my feet every fare
talking about it.
547
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,440
This razor blade is the same
as the ones sewn into the puppet.
548
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,240
Oh, my God.
Stay here.
549
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,800
I'm bringing them in.
550
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,120
Thought I heard the door.
Me too.
551
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:52,200
After you.
552
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,320
SHE READS ALOUD
553
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,560
"Dress: Christmas best."
554
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:10,560
Patrick's a real entrepreneur.
Even on Christmas Day.
555
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:15,920
I suppose we should show our faces.
I agree.
556
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,960
Put on a united front for our...
SHAKILY: ..people.
557
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,240
What's wrong?
558
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:26,680
Oh, no, please. It's...
It's just something in my eye.
559
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:28,640
Well, let me see.
560
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,080
I can't see anything.
561
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,920
Try pulling your eyelid down
as far as it will go.
562
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,040
It's fine. I think it's gone.
563
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,240
Shall we still wear
the matching velvet?
564
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:44,600
Of course.
565
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,880
Grandma!
566
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,280
Don't worry, darling.
We didn't do anything!
567
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,720
GISELLE WHIMPERS
Madame, please.
568
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:11,120
You do not need to wait in the cell
with your grandparents.
569
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:13,880
You can wait over there.
I'm right here.
570
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:27,040
What have they said?
571
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:30,200
Well, apparently, the phone call
to Joanna was from Frederick,
572
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,880
threatening to sell the house
that she'd given up for Christian
573
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,480
if she didn't give him more money.
574
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,840
They said they tried
all the legal routes.
575
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,800
So, yesterday afternoon, they had
a meeting with Hans's brother,
576
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:46,160
who apparently knows that kind
of people who could scare Frederick.
577
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,800
They both deny
anything to do with the murder.
578
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,520
Hans's brother is not answering,
579
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,640
and Hans will not give up
his address.
580
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,680
So they're both lying.
581
00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:57,800
Their story was pretty consistent,
but they must be.
582
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:02,320
Or... maybe they're both
telling the truth.
583
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:03,560
Pardon?
584
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,800
The apron.
585
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,000
Thank you. You're so clever.
586
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,880
About time, something to replace
that tatty old one.
587
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,360
WHISPERS: Oh, dear.
588
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:16,640
I think we need to question Giselle.
589
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,840
Dom, can you continue
manning the reception
590
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,480
while I call children's services?
591
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,920
Yeah, no problem.
I'm quite enjoying this copper vibe.
592
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,880
Where were you
yesterday afternoon?
593
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,840
My colleague asked you a question.
594
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,960
I went for a walk.
595
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,840
Where?
596
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,000
Just around.
597
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:57,600
You see, Giselle,
we know where you were.
598
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:03,640
You were at the Christmas market
when your grandfather got murdered.
599
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:04,880
Don't call him that!
600
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,360
Hans is my grandfather.
601
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,160
This is you, isn't it, Giselle?
602
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:26,840
Now, you can tell us how you did it,
603
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,920
or you can let your grandparents
spend Christmas night in a cell
604
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,360
just for you.
605
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,360
I hated him.
606
00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:47,040
He was the cause
of all the upset in our lives.
607
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:52,600
Constantly blackmailing my grandma,
poisoning my dad against her.
608
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:57,680
The only reason my dad
has a drinking problem
609
00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:00,400
is because his dad encouraged it.
610
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,600
That must have been hard
to grow up with.
611
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:10,200
When I heard that Frederick
was putting the house up for sale
612
00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:14,080
behind Dad's back,
that was the last straw.
613
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:21,760
'I saw Hans's old-fashioned
razor blades and had an idea.
614
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:28,960
'At college, I made an exact copy
of his Guignol puppet...
615
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,480
'..and fixed
the razor blades inside.
616
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:41,200
'I swapped the puppet
at the moment he always took it off.
617
00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:43,360
'It's been the same show
since I can remember.'
618
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,160
PUPPETEER AS MAN: Non, madame.
AS WOMAN: Si.
619
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,480
MAN: Mais non.
WOMAN: Mais si.
620
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:48,440
MAN: Mais non.
WOMAN: Mais non.
621
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,840
'I knew of Frederick's
blood condition.
622
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,920
'He was always so drunk,
he probably didn't feel a thing.'
623
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,320
What's going to happen to me?
624
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:06,800
I am going to leave you
in the hands of children's services,
625
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,120
as you are a minor.
626
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,080
But it's Christmas Day.
627
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:22,680
I really wanna hug you.
Oh, I know.
628
00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:24,200
Poor kid.
629
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:28,240
Yeah, but when that poor kid
commits premeditated murder,
630
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,760
there's got to be consequences, Dom.
Mm.
631
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,280
Whole life ruined because
of the bad behaviour of adults.
632
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,240
Oh.
633
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,520
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
634
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,840
LAUGHTER
635
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,000
Ruined Christmas.
It's ruined Christmas.
636
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:02,040
To the death of that coat!
Hear, hear.
637
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,320
Merry Christmas.
638
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:09,960
TOGETHER: Darling.
I have something to tell you.
639
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,280
You first.
640
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,320
The priest that married us...
641
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,400
TOGETHER: ..is a criminal.
642
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,800
And we were never married.
643
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:25,320
Oh, so you knew? Oh, thank God!
644
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:29,440
I was scared if I told you
and you had the choice,
645
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:34,080
..you might not want to stay with me
any more.
646
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,520
I know I drive you mad.
647
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:36,760
Judith...
648
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,960
..if I lived a thousand lives...
649
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,840
..I would track you down...
650
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:45,840
..and marry you
in every one of them.
651
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,680
SHE WHIMPERS
652
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:52,720
Hey.
653
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:57,440
I am so glad you said that.
Come with me.
654
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,120
EXCITED WHISPERING
655
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,240
MAN: Shh, shh, they're coming.
They're coming.
656
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,320
APPLAUSE
657
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,640
I think it's time
to pop the question again, Jeremy.
658
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:33,640
Will you marry me?
659
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:39,000
Again.
A thousand times over.
660
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,640
# When will it show
661
00:44:55,680 --> 00:45:00,520
# That the secret I keep
Is not mine on my own?
662
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:06,920
# When will it show I'm in love? #
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