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Take me to the Witches' Road!
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I don't know
where you heard about The Road,
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but it will kill you.
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It'll give you
the thing you want most.
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But we do need a coven to access The Road.
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Lilia. I need a Divination Witch.
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Jen!
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I need a Potions guy.
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Alice Wu Gulliver?
We're looking for a Protection Witch
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to join us on the Witches' Road.
What do you say?
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Where's our Green Witch?
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Oh, I know who it is.
I'll just go get her.
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- You look fabulous!
- Thank you, Mrs. Hart.
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- No, my real name is Sharon Davis.
- Right.
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All we need to do is sing the Ballad,
and a door will appear.
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Because we should really go, like,
right now.
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It's exactly how I pictured it.
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Yes.
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It suits you.
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You didn't think it was real, did ya?
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And you did?
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You know what this is?
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This is a kidnapping,
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and I think it is high time
we involve the local authorities.
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Are we gonna ignore the fact
that something chased us down here?
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Chased Agatha.
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Okay, no cell service.
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Well, whatever chased Agatha down here,
it's our problem now.
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Is that because covens share
blessings and burdens alike?
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Someone really needs to call
this kid's parents.
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I'm 100% positive
they're asleep. Unless...
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Is this like perpetual night?
Like, as a vibe?
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Okay. I am a member
of the Westview Historical Society.
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All I would've expected to see down here
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were remnants
of our failed public transit system.
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Helpful interjection, random woman
with no obvious magical qualities.
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- Hey, she has a name! It's Mrs. Hart.
- Sharon.
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Well, whoever she is,
she has no business on The Road.
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- That's what I'm saying.
- Anyone can be a witch with training.
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Which puts the rest of us
in even more danger
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and we don't even know
what we're up against.
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"Tame your fears."
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That's what we're up against.
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Our worst nightmares.
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But in what form?
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Trials.
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At least that's what the song says.
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What are they like?
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The Road will test us
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and our knowledge of the craft.
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One trial for each skill.
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How do we pass them without any power?
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Well, there's always analog magic.
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You know, labor-intensive,
manual acts of magic.
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Witchcraft, emphasis on the craft.
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Again, who are you?
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I'm...
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Well, I'll be.
Someone's put a sigil on that boy.
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A what?
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Don't look at me. I didn't put
that clumsy glamour on him.
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Sigils are beneath me.
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A "sigil" is a spell?
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A sigil is a redaction spell
that hides something.
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In this case, you, from witch folk.
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Looks like Agatha
brought a sparkly little mystery with her.
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She was probably trying
to keep him all to herself.
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Why would someone wanna hide me?
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Look.
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I have no idea what's under that sigil.
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He could be something special,
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or he could be a pest that a cranky witch
stashed under a rock.
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We can crack him open later.
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The real value
lies at the end of The Road.
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So...
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If you want to unbind,
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and you want to reverse your fortune,
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and you wanna find out
what happened to mommy,
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and you...
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Wait, where's Mrs. Hart?
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I mean, you take your eyes
off of her for two seconds...
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Don't touch me.
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Oh, my God.
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There has to be a way outta here.
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Oh. Oh!
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Okay. Okay. Okay.
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Catching my breath.
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Catching my breath. Okay.
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What in the world! Stop! Stop!
No, no, oh, my God.
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No, this came from Talbots.
You can't have it.
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Stop! Oh, my God.
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No...
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Where is she?
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Mrs. Hart?
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Help me! Getting lower, witch people.
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This has been a very, very bad day.
Oh, my God!
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- Mrs. Hart!
- This is not the way to go!
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- Oh, my God!
- Yeah, okay. Come on.
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Okay, all right. Here we go.
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I'm not gonna...
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Jeezy Louisey!
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You can't just walk off
The Road like that.
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This is just a really, really,
really horrible party.
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Well, I thought that
this was pretty obvious.
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But for the uninitiated,
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rule number one,
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- do not step off The Road.
- Oh.
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"I stray not from the path."
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Yes, thank you, Teen.
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So, if we just follow the instructions
of the Ballad,
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we'll be safe as kittens. Okay?
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Well, I don't know how you expect me
to walk and walk and walk
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- when there is nowhere to walk to?
- Right.
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Look.
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Was that there before?
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We should stop asking that question.
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Now, this is a house.
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Right off your vision board.
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Maybe this is the end.
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That would be such a bummer.
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Sorry.
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The phases of the moon.
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- It's full. The water phase.
- Huh.
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So what do we do?
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Well, we don't wanna surprise anyone.
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Don't we?
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It's not exactly
the stuff of nightmares.
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The Road changes for the coven.
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It changed us, too.
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My amulets.
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You still got 'em.
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It's giving "middle-aged second chance
at love" vibes and I'm here for it.
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Definitely a sip-your-tea-
with-both-hands kinda place.
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I look like one of my customers.
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These don't open.
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Oh, my God!
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Bury me in that kitchen.
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Have you seen Huge Tiny Lies?
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It's Huge Tiny Lies everywhere.
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Check this out.
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What is this? A wedding?
Please God, not a baby shower.
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"The Witches' Road cordially invites you
to The First Trial."
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It's a riddle.
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"My age has value. I'm no fun alone.
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"I mess with your mind,
my tricks are well-known."
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That's a gorgeous card stock.
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Double-sided, too.
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What does it mean?
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That it's really expensive.
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"My age has value, no fun alone,
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"I mess with your mind,
my tricks are well-known..."
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- Sounds like a witch.
- Sounds like you.
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Wine!
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That's it. Ten points for Mrs. Hart.
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Ten points for what now?
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Wait, we don't know what'll happen
if we drink it.
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Sure we do. Something terrible.
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But if we don't follow
these obvious breadcrumbs,
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we can't move forward
and we won't get to big prize,
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so does anybody have a corkscrew?
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- There's a built-in bar.
- Oh.
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And I will help you.
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Hey, a bit of advice.
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Yeah?
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Watch your back with Agatha.
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I know how people feel about her.
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Did you know she traded her own child
for the Book of the Damned?
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That can't be true.
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Nah. Yeah, you're probably right.
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But that is what people say.
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They say no one knows
what happened to him.
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They say he might be dead.
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Others say he might be a demon
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or an agent of Mephisto.
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But hey, that's what happens when you have
Agatha Harkness as your mom, right?
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I doubt she'd even recognize her own son
if he showed up at her doorstep.
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Oh, found it.
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Ooh, healthy pour.
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If you're waiting for charcuterie,
I don't think it's coming.
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Oh, okay. Wow.
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I have had a very hard day.
Do not judge me.
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So...
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To harbingers of doom?
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To the prize.
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- Here we go.
- Can I have some?
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- No!
- You bet.
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Should we take the girl talk to the sofa?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I really like your tattoo.
Where'd you get it?
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Nowhere.
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Okay.
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Got it in Colorado.
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My mom was playing Red Rocks.
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That symbol wards off curses, right?
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She, uh...
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made me get it,
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'cause she said all the women
in our family were cursed.
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She wasn't well.
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How old were you?
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Thirteen, maybe.
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A lot happened to me at thirteen too.
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I miss your eyeliner.
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But the hair is cute.
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Okay, so a witch is really
just another name for a bad girl,
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is that right?
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That is extremely reductive.
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We are not a monolith.
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And, you know, I blame Halloween.
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Do you see any pointy hats in here?
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Any green skin? Any brooms? No, sir.
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Well, I'm not saying
that I wanna join the club or anything,
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but I would drink the blood of a virgin
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if it would smooth out
some of these wrinkles.
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Oh, my God!
- Oh, God.
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Oh, you are so sweet.
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I don't really think
I need it, either.
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Okay, so, Mrs. Hart?
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Sharon.
Sharon,
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you're a little swollen.
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Is it bad?
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I think she looks fantastic.
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We've been poisoned.
What?
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No, no, no.
I need a mirror.
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Does my face look that bad?
Let me see.
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Oh, my God! I have jowls!
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My face!
My formerly perfect face!
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Honestly, I don't hate it.
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Oh, my God. Is that what I look like?
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- Yeah.
- Mrs. Hart.
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It's Sharon.
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You are so pretty.
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Thank you.
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But since you were the first to drink,
you're our canary in coal mine.
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Okay.
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- No, it's poisoned, Sharon. Remember?
- Why don't you just let her drink it all?
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Uh...
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It just serves our best interest is all.
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Okay. I'm gonna ask you a few questions
so we can try to identify the toxin, okay?
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Do you feel a tingling
in the back of your throat?
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- No.
- Do you taste mulberries?
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What do mulberries taste like?
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Do you hear any ringing
or the sound of fairies crying?
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- Huh?
- I love you, guys.
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What?
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I feel a little better.
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Your face is back to normal.
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- Thank goodness.
- Is mine?
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It's gone.
Phew!
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It went away so fast.
Is that it?
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Yay.
- Not "yay."
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Very much not "yay."
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What do you mean?
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The fact that the face swelling
decreased so quickly
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means it could be only one type of poison,
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Alewife's Revenge.
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Face swelling is just the beginning.
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Next is dizziness, delirium,
loss of motor function.
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My heart's racing.
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That's another one.
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Also, hallucinations, and eventually...
260
00:16:58,750 --> 00:16:59,950
Death.
261
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,500
How do you spell "Alewife"?
262
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,040
I've gotta get outta here.
263
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:07,540
Agatha, what are you doing?
264
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:09,620
Stop!
It'll break.
265
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:12,200
She can't keep doing it!
She's gone crazy.
266
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,290
You can't run from the poison.
267
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:20,040
She didn't drink the poison.
You can't cheat, Agatha.
268
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,540
- Why? Who says?
- The Road.
269
00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:26,040
Oh, that's ridiculous!
We don't all have to suffer.
270
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:27,370
Teen didn't drink.
271
00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:29,500
He's not in the coven. And he's underage!
272
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:32,040
I'm gonna shove it down
your gullet, so help me...
273
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,200
You know what?
274
00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:35,750
- No!
- Yeah. Mmm!
275
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,790
On the upholstery?
276
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:38,870
We are wasting time!
277
00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:42,290
- You have to drink, Agatha.
- Well, I would, but there's no more wine.
278
00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:43,370
So...
279
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,370
So cute.
280
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:55,620
Drink.
281
00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:00,790
Fine. Then, I will.
282
00:18:00,790 --> 00:18:02,120
No!
283
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:13,000
Ugh!
284
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:23,700
Ugh! It's so cheap.
285
00:18:24,290 --> 00:18:26,620
Please, please.
286
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,830
Wanda? Wanda, I'm begging you.
287
00:18:31,450 --> 00:18:34,580
Let him breathe. Please.
288
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:43,120
So the hallucinations seem chill.
289
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,120
Hey, Potions Witch.
290
00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:48,200
It's time to brew an antidote.
291
00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:55,450
All right.
292
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,200
Let's see what we're working with here.
293
00:19:00,790 --> 00:19:04,830
I need frankincense
and the gut of a eusocial insect.
294
00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:06,620
- We'll handle that first part.
- Okay.
295
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:09,580
I need a corpse that's been decaying
for at least 30 million years.
296
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,160
Is that something that's available?
297
00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:13,120
'Cause I don't know
what you're talking about.
298
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,870
Why do I have to translate?
It's zooplankton.
299
00:19:15,870 --> 00:19:19,080
- It's in petroleum products.
- That we maybe can do.
300
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,750
Lilia, let's go.
- Okay.
301
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,200
After you. Go. Andale.
302
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:26,330
Okay, now I just need
a really big cauldron.
303
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,540
That could work.
304
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,040
No car. No gas.
305
00:19:38,370 --> 00:19:39,580
Okay, okay.
306
00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:42,500
Okay, I'm thinking petroleum...
307
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,040
Jelly! Jelly.
308
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,750
We'll get it.
How will we find it?
309
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,330
Oh! Of course Jen's skincare
made it to The Road.
310
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:56,910
But it's all organic, right?
I mean, there's no petroleum in there.
311
00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:00,580
Hmm. I know a snake oil salesman
when I see one.
312
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,620
I say we call her bluff.
313
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,620
Try to save Agatha.
314
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,250
Uh... Uh...
315
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,910
Yes, I love this plan.
316
00:20:09,910 --> 00:20:12,910
I just think we should find
the ingredients first, though, right?
317
00:20:13,370 --> 00:20:14,580
Hmm.
318
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,870
- Right.
- All right.
319
00:20:15,870 --> 00:20:16,950
- Okay.
- Okay.
320
00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:25,910
There's nothing of use in here.
Let's keep going.
321
00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:27,450
Wait.
322
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,540
Is that eucalyptus?
323
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,160
Essential oils.
324
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:08,250
Eye of newt.
325
00:21:15,950 --> 00:21:18,040
Also known as mustard seed.
326
00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:54,450
Mom?
327
00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:09,830
You are an inconvenient woman.
328
00:22:37,410 --> 00:22:40,540
Mom? Are you really here?
329
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,160
Your grandmother died today.
330
00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:54,330
Thousands of miles away, and I could
still feel it when it happened.
331
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,620
It's my turn now.
332
00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:00,370
It's gonna kill me.
333
00:23:00,370 --> 00:23:01,830
Don't say that.
334
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,160
And now,
335
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,410
you're nothing.
336
00:23:33,330 --> 00:23:36,700
I can't protect you!
337
00:23:58,250 --> 00:23:59,410
Okay.
338
00:24:01,790 --> 00:24:03,160
Alice.
339
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:10,450
I found the frankincense.
340
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:13,620
- Let's go back to the kitchen.
- Yeah.
341
00:24:17,830 --> 00:24:18,830
You okay?
342
00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:20,700
No.
343
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:23,500
Are you?
344
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,450
Definitely not.
345
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:27,950
We got the frankincense.
346
00:24:27,950 --> 00:24:30,870
Did you check the pantry
for the gut of a eusocial insect?
347
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:33,120
Yeah.
348
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,200
That's just a gross term
for honey, isn't it?
349
00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:37,910
Yeah.
350
00:24:37,910 --> 00:24:42,040
Okay, we've got ours,
what's next?
351
00:24:46,330 --> 00:24:47,330
What is that?
352
00:24:55,540 --> 00:24:56,620
Is that...
353
00:24:58,250 --> 00:24:59,250
Salt water.
354
00:24:59,830 --> 00:25:01,250
Are we underwater right now?
355
00:25:01,910 --> 00:25:03,660
How long is that gonna hold?
356
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,700
And what happens when it breaks?
357
00:25:07,910 --> 00:25:09,080
No, thank you.
358
00:25:09,950 --> 00:25:11,950
All right.
Get those pears outta the way.
359
00:25:11,950 --> 00:25:13,370
Yeah, yeah. I know. I know.
360
00:25:13,370 --> 00:25:15,120
Come on, Jen.
So nicely.
361
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:16,290
Hurry up, hurry up.
362
00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:18,580
Okay.
363
00:25:19,950 --> 00:25:22,950
The elements need to be added
in a certain order,
364
00:25:22,950 --> 00:25:26,500
in a specific time,
starting with guts and eye.
365
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Okay.
366
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,450
All right. Next is frankincense.
367
00:25:31,450 --> 00:25:33,250
No, no, no. No, wait. Get outta here.
368
00:25:33,830 --> 00:25:35,040
Where's the zooplankton?
369
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,500
- Ooh.
- Here.
370
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,750
All natural or not, Jen?
371
00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:41,200
- Drop it in.
- I knew it.
372
00:25:43,450 --> 00:25:45,750
Right now?
- Obviously. Yes, three drops.
373
00:25:45,750 --> 00:25:47,790
- Okay.
- Take your time.
374
00:25:47,790 --> 00:25:49,580
- Oh, my God.
- Let me help you.
375
00:25:50,370 --> 00:25:52,290
One, two, three.
376
00:25:56,450 --> 00:25:58,620
- It's working. It's working, right?
- Okay.
377
00:25:59,910 --> 00:26:01,790
- Huh.
- What? What's wrong?
378
00:26:02,290 --> 00:26:04,700
Any bright ideas
on how to set this sink to boil?
379
00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:06,200
You didn't think of this before?
380
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,370
In the middle of a traumatic
hallucination? No, Agatha, I did not!
381
00:26:10,450 --> 00:26:12,910
- Is there a sous vide?
- Oh, brilliant.
382
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,200
That's something people know about?
383
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,750
It's a super fancy cooking tool.
384
00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:20,250
It heats water to a specific temperature,
so you can cook your meat evenly.
385
00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:22,500
- My dad loves his.
- Ah, cute.
386
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,620
- Teen!
- Yeah.
387
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,830
I need you to stir
with your dominant hand, counterclockwise.
388
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,200
- To the left.
- Right.
389
00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:34,290
Everyone, pull a strand
of hair outta your head now.
390
00:26:34,290 --> 00:26:37,120
A single hair only. Everybody, hurry up.
391
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:21,160
Agatha!
392
00:27:26,450 --> 00:27:27,450
What did you see?
393
00:27:31,290 --> 00:27:32,290
Nothing.
394
00:27:32,290 --> 00:27:34,620
Agatha, we need your hair.
395
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,410
Okay, wait.
396
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:42,290
Now.
397
00:27:42,290 --> 00:27:44,410
Stop stirring.
Okay.
398
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,620
- We need to clasp hands...
- Okay.
399
00:27:46,620 --> 00:27:47,830
...and clear your minds.
400
00:27:48,410 --> 00:27:51,580
Once our intentions are aligned,
it will glow bright cerulean.
401
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,660
- Yeah. What're our intentions again?
- To not die.
402
00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:02,700
I get cerulean and chartreuse confused.
403
00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:04,120
Is cerulean the green one?
404
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:06,660
- No, it's blue.
- Then it's not workin'.
405
00:28:08,830 --> 00:28:12,120
It's like a blue-green, maybe like a teal?
406
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:14,950
- It's green, Teen.
- Something is wrong.
407
00:28:14,950 --> 00:28:17,500
- I must have forgot something.
- One minute left.
408
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,200
- What did you forget?
- I don't know!
409
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,500
I've never made this potion before!
I make retinol serums, for Christ's sake!
410
00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:25,000
- Fifty seconds.
- There was a time where I would be able
411
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,790
to just solve this
with a wave of my hand, but now?
412
00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:29,330
I'm bound.
413
00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:30,870
He stole my magic.
414
00:28:31,830 --> 00:28:33,410
- We're all going to die here.
- No.
415
00:28:33,410 --> 00:28:35,290
I do not wanna die here.
416
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,200
This is not where I die.
417
00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:41,500
I have always hated you.
418
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,250
If this is a pep talk...
419
00:28:43,250 --> 00:28:45,160
But I left you alone
420
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,450
because what you were doing was important.
421
00:28:48,450 --> 00:28:51,950
Not this Kale Kare crap, the real work.
422
00:28:52,620 --> 00:28:54,700
You can be that witch again.
423
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:58,080
They can take your power, Jen,
424
00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:00,870
but they can't take your knowledge.
425
00:29:03,580 --> 00:29:04,580
Jen?
426
00:29:05,450 --> 00:29:06,450
Blood.
427
00:29:07,330 --> 00:29:08,580
Whose and how much?
428
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,540
We need the blood of the unpoisoned.
429
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,040
Thirty seconds.
430
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,370
Thanks for being underage.
Agatha!
431
00:29:24,750 --> 00:29:26,000
Not yet, not yet.
432
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Now!
433
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,330
Oh, my God.
434
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,620
The timer's still ticking.
- Mrs. Hart!
435
00:29:56,290 --> 00:29:57,790
Take it. Take it.
436
00:29:57,790 --> 00:29:59,290
Pass, pass.
Here, here.
437
00:29:59,410 --> 00:30:00,660
God!
You can do it.
438
00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:02,290
Is she awake?
Drink. Lift her head.
439
00:30:02,290 --> 00:30:04,580
Careful not to spill it.
Dump it in her mouth.
440
00:30:04,580 --> 00:30:06,080
Oh...
441
00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:09,950
Did it work?
442
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,450
Is that our exit?
443
00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:24,950
I am not climbing in an oven.
444
00:30:25,830 --> 00:30:28,200
That happened to a friend of mine,
she had a lovely house,
445
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,410
and she ended up...
446
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,000
Move it.
447
00:30:37,290 --> 00:30:38,500
Okay.
448
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:39,790
Nope. Nope.
449
00:30:40,370 --> 00:30:41,580
Help me with her!
450
00:30:41,580 --> 00:30:42,870
Not a chance.
451
00:30:42,870 --> 00:30:45,290
We don't know what happens
if we leave her behind.
452
00:30:45,410 --> 00:30:47,000
Fine!
453
00:30:48,910 --> 00:30:50,660
I'll grab her feet.
Get her to her back.
454
00:30:50,660 --> 00:30:52,080
Support her head. Now, lift.
455
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,250
God, she's so little,
why is she so heavy?
456
00:30:54,830 --> 00:30:55,910
We got it, we got it.
457
00:30:55,910 --> 00:30:59,080
Just shove her in there.
Just shove her, shove her in there.
458
00:31:00,950 --> 00:31:02,000
- You next!
- Okay, okay.
459
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:06,620
All right. Me next!
460
00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:50,660
A little rusty there, Jen?
461
00:31:51,290 --> 00:31:53,080
A little traitorous there, Agatha?
Stop.
462
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,250
We're alive.
463
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,870
We made it through the first test.
464
00:31:58,910 --> 00:32:00,410
Everyone is safe.
465
00:32:00,410 --> 00:32:01,620
Not everyone.
466
00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:04,790
Sharon's dead.
467
00:32:17,410 --> 00:32:18,540
Who's Sharon?
468
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,370
♪ Off with your head ♪
469
00:32:23,830 --> 00:32:25,250
♪ Dance 'til you're dead ♪
470
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,500
♪ Heads will roll ♪
471
00:32:28,870 --> 00:32:30,290
♪ Heads will roll ♪
472
00:32:30,830 --> 00:32:31,910
♪ Heads will roll ♪
473
00:32:31,910 --> 00:32:33,200
♪ On the floor ♪
474
00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:36,370
♪ Glitter on the wet streets ♪
475
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,080
♪ Silver over everything ♪
476
00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:43,200
♪ The river's all wet ♪
477
00:32:44,790 --> 00:32:46,040
♪ You're all chrome ♪
478
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,950
♪ Dripping with alchemy ♪
479
00:32:52,620 --> 00:32:54,410
♪ Shiver, stop shivering ♪
480
00:32:55,950 --> 00:32:57,660
♪ The glitter's all wet ♪
481
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,370
♪ You're all chrome ♪
482
00:33:03,370 --> 00:33:07,040
♪ The men cry out, the girls cry out ♪
483
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,410
♪The men cry out, oh no ♪
484
00:33:10,540 --> 00:33:14,410
♪ The men cry out, the girls cry out ♪
485
00:33:14,410 --> 00:33:16,790
♪ The men cry out, oh no ♪
486
00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:21,950
♪ Oh, oh ♪
487
00:33:24,950 --> 00:33:29,120
♪ Oh, oh ♪
488
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,040
♪ Off, off with your head ♪
489
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,910
♪ Dance, dance 'til you're dead ♪
490
00:33:39,950 --> 00:33:41,200
♪ Heads will roll ♪
491
00:33:41,830 --> 00:33:42,950
♪ Heads will roll ♪
492
00:33:43,580 --> 00:33:44,790
♪ Heads will roll ♪
493
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,040
♪ On the floor ♪
494
00:33:47,250 --> 00:33:49,790
♪ Looking glass ♪
495
00:33:50,950 --> 00:33:53,750
♪ Take the past ♪
496
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:57,160
♪ Shut your eyes ♪
497
00:33:58,290 --> 00:34:01,080
♪ Mirror lies ♪
498
00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:04,750
♪ Looking glass ♪
499
00:34:05,450 --> 00:34:08,290
♪ Take the past ♪
500
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,790
♪ Shut your eyes ♪
501
00:34:12,660 --> 00:34:15,450
♪ Mirror lies ♪
502
00:34:15,450 --> 00:34:17,910
♪ Off, off, off with your head ♪
503
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,290
♪ Dance, dance, dance 'til you're dead ♪
504
00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:24,700
♪ Off, off, off with your head ♪35015
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