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Go faster. He's in a big hurry.
- Why such a rush? - My appointment is at 1:00 p.m.
- We can make it. - You're busy as a beaver.
Helping your mom in the morning, driving a taxi in the afternoon,
and now you have a job interview.
I didn't pick the time, they did. Can we make it?
You doubt me? This car was in the F1 in the '90s.
What's that sound?
- I just hit the nitro. - Stop, stop!
I gotta run.
- Yeah, run like hell. - Good luck.
Hey, where are you going?
- I have a job interview. - Your ID?
- Thank you. - Now go.
Which way?
- On your right. Inside. - Inside?
Sorry, I'm late.
- Are you Mr. Mana? - Yes, ma'am.
You'll be interviewed by our HR and purchasing managers.
- Please wait here. - Thank you.
- Just a moment. - Hi.
Can't believe you're our Employee of the Month.
If Boss knows what you've done, you'll get canned.
- I'll report it to him. - Go ahead and make my day.
I've been ratted on 30 times and here I am.
I'm so sick of working with you.
- Think I'm not with you? - Come in.
Excuse me, you cannot park here.
Let me.
Hi, we're just waiting for a friend here.
This is reserved for executives only.
Nong, only someone like you can convince him.
So, what's your experience?
I've only worked part-time, no permanent job.
No one wanted to hire you then.
Wait.
From your application, your special talent is doing somersaults?
Yep, I'm hella good at it.
Forward roll, backward roll, standing backflip, you name it.
I always scored A++++ in PE class.
Mana, how's that?
- Wow. - Incredible, isn't it?
What's that got to do with this job?
We're not a goddamn circus, you clown!
Bro, don't you recognize me?
No, I don't.
Kiddo, I bet you're not a film buff.
So, let me tell you.
Nong's family has lived and died on movie sets.
He's an old-time movie star?
Are you good with computer programs? MS Word?
I can use Word, but not very well.
- Excel? - I can use Excel, but not very well.
- PowerPoint? - What is PowerPoint?
- Fuck me. - Bingo.
Kid, everyone's on ChatGPT and AI.
A primitive like you is perfect for his unit.
Why not yours? Your unit is full of dumbasses.
He'll fit like a glove.
No, he's perfect for your bunch. All talk and no action.
And you can have him do backflips when you're bored.
Now, one last question.
Are you a good person or a talented person?
I'm a good person.
Bummer. I have enough good people.
I want talents.
So, you're a good person?
Not that good. I mean, I'm also talented.
Damn!
My department is already chock-full of talented people.
- Next, please. - Okay.
Get out.
- Can I have your autograph? - Humor him.
Mana, how was it?
- Same old. - Forget it.
Forget it. They don't deserve a genius like you.
Right. Office work is not for you.
Just stick to your multitasking part-time gigs.
Tube-shaped mala crackers M15, 150 baht.
One-fifty!
Paprika M17, 170 baht.
One-seventy!
Five paprika, six mala. Order taken!
Order taken!
Boss, someone asks if our snacks are dirty.
Dirty my ass. It's as clean as a hospital.
Try it!
Show them.
Boss, are our snacks FDA approved?
Fuck FDA. No need. Eat it or ditch it, for fuck's sake.
Stop reading the comments, just take the order.
Okay, another order.
Four Spicy M15, eight mala M18.
Order taken.
Bad publicity is publicity.
I BUILT YOU BITE CLUB
TO STOP AVENGING IS TO STOP BREATHING
NEVER TOO LATE FOR REVENGE
THE FLYING SWAN GANG MANA THE FLYING SWAN
Hi, guys, are you The Flying Swan?
Yeah.
My name's Puek. Can I join your gang?
- What are you? - I'm Godzilla.
Nah, superheroes and monsters can't be friends.
I'm so sad…
Takeaways!
Mana, all yours.
The customer bailed.
Boss will make us pay.
Who took the order?
Don't know. I only chopped the duck.
You chopped, you pay.
Chart!
Hi, Mana.
- Take these. - For real?
- Yeah. - Why?
- It got canceled. - Really?
- Yeah. - Thanks.
- Enjoy it with your family. - Sure.
- Bye. - Drive safely.
Okay.
- Sri. - What's up?
My business is very slow.
- How many dishes did you cook? - Just two.
Panang and palo.
But I know why they didn't sell.
Why?
I had a bite of my panang.
Holy shit,
it tasted like crap.
No wonder no one wanted it.
Mom!
I gotta go.
I thought you'd quit smoking.
I did. But I'm stressed out.
About what?
All you do is watch the news and gossip with Aunt Sri.
I'm telling you, you should watch the news too.
Don't just work your ass off.
Do you know what's going on out there?
I bet you don't.
Hey, let's talk.
What's that?
Did you change the Wi-Fi password?
Yes. How do you know?
Why? The old one is easy to remember.
It's my friggin' Wi-Fi. I can do whatever I want.
But now, I'm in trouble.
I have to do some research for my paper,
or I'll fail the subject.
So?
Use someone else's Wi-Fi.
But yours is the strongest.
It's my Wi-Fi!
You're so mean!
What's going on?
No internet.
Your sister had been piggybacking my Wi-Fi,
so I changed the password.
You've changed the password?
Yeah.
No wonder I can't connect.
Whoa! The whole family?!
Now I'll change the password every month.
Did you really steal her internet?
Yes. We didn't pay ours.
You should've told me.
And? You haven't even paid my college fees.
You forgot, right? The school is about to kick me out.
They can't do that. Let's go pay them right now.
Manee, wait!
Hey.
What?
If your son pays his sister's tuition, will he have some left for you?
Look.
This post is for that bitch, Toom, the food vendor on the fourth street.
You owe me money. But you ignored my calls.
I'm coming to get you. You're so dead, bitch!
Damn you, Juang!
You shame me on TikTok!
Look, it's got lots of views!
STUNT RESTAURANT
Whoa.
That one's broken, so I've replaced it.
It's burnt up.
So, how much do I owe you?
It's okay. Never mind.
No, I'll pay you.
But if you insist, thank you.
You're acting like a saint
even though you're flat broke
and your family is struggling.
Mana, I know it's not my business.
But your mother and sister are a burden.
Don't bring up his sister. What about yours?
What are you implying, Nhong?
I'm telling you. My sister Joy is a hard-working girl.
She styles costumes for movies.
Speaking of the devil.
Hello, handsome. Won't you give this damsel a hand?
She works hard on her job.
Even harder on seducing Mana.
Joy, tell them.
You work on film sets, dressing up many famous superstars.
Go on, so they won't think I'm bragging.
Pitt, Hemsworth, Affleck and Chalamet,
I zipped up their fly all by myself.
Oh, yeah?
I heard you only dress extras.
Rubbish.
I even washed DiCaprio's underwear.
- So proud of myself. - He wears underwear?
- Why? - Stop!
Cut it out!
Did they smell?
Whoa.
Enough.
Just trying to cheer him up. He looks so stressed.
He's got tons of bills to pay.
Don't worry too much, babe.
You know, a hard worker like you will find a way.
All right, let's call it a night.
Not so fast. You still have a customer.
That guy's been here for hours.
That's good.
He's a YouTuber. I think he's promoting our joint.
SOI RUAMSUK
Hello, where are you?
Hi, I'm already in Soi Ruamsuk.
What took you so long? Now, come in and make a right.
Okay, be right there.
Can you pay at least for two, please?
Help me out.
Here.
PRINCIPAL PLUS INTEREST: 200,000 BAHT
Two hundred thousand?
I took a new loan to pay off the old loan.
I had no idea the interest would go through the roof.
Come on, Mom.
I can sort it myself.
Sort it how?
This is serious. What if they seize our house?
- Manee! - I'm not joking.
Careful.
Slowly. You'll choke on it.
It's so yummy I can't stop.
You'll steal it.
I won't. My bacon is as good. Try it.
- Really? - Def.
Let's see.
Hi, handsome. You're free today?
I guess.
Not that I want to. I need work.
So you're available.
Look, I have a job for you.
Tomorrow, there's a commercial shoot for shrimp feed.
They want someone to load shrimp crates.
Shrimp crates?
I bet they pay nothing.
Four thousand baht.
Sure. I'd do anything that pays.
Good. I'll give you details later.
I'm free tomorrow. Can I come too?
- Hello. - Where are you?
We're sort of lost.
Don't be late or we're screwed.
Okay, be right there.
Where's the sign? How can we find it?
- There! - Stop, stop!
- Hey! - Hey!
Are you from the shrimp farm?
Yes.
Where do we unload the shrimps?
Over there. Pond number two.
Nong, pond number two.
- Okay. - Thank you.
- That way. - Thank you.
SHRIMP FEED COMMERCIAL SHOOT
Just in time.
Wait. There are fish in there!
What the hell have you done?
Unload the shrimps into the pond.
Are you insane? The shrimp pond is over there.
This is a fish pond. The fish will eat them all!
You're late and then you messed up!
You have to pay for the shrimps!
We're at the wrong pond?
How come?
That guy told us to unload the shrimps here.
Where the hell is he now?
Why did you do this to us?
You lied and now we're in trouble.
That's exactly what I wanted.
Why? Who are you?
Mana, don't you recognize me?
Beats me, man.
I know him. Now I remember.
- The ghost from Evil Dead. - No! I wasn't in that film!
He looks worse than a ghost.
I'm Puek.
Look, I'm not a monster anymore.
Can I join your gang now?
If you want to join us, you have to do a somersault.
Stand on the see-saw and do a front flip.
Then you'll become "Puek The Flying Swan."
- Ready? - Ready.
- Ready since I was born. - Can't wait to see it.
The flying swan is coming now.
Here I come.
- Look, tiny weenie! - There it is.
Puek the tiny weenie!
- Puek the tiny weenie! - Whoa…
Puek, the tiny weenie!
Wait, it was so long ago that I don't remember.
But I still do.
It's become an indelible trauma.
And I promise myself I will take revenge no matter what.
So I joined a secret society
that prepped me for this mission.
Just you wait.
Whatever you do from now on,
I'll always be the pain in your sorry ass.
If you're Uber, I'll be Grab.
If you're FedEx, I'll be DHL.
If he's Coca-Cola?
I'll be Pepsi that pops in his face.
If he's Ferrari?
I'll be Lamborghini.
If he's Man United?
I'll be Liverpool, the Kop soaring into the sky.
If he has heart disease?
I'll have diabetes. No!
This is no joke!
Just you wait.
I'll make your life a living hell.
Hell!
Stressed out?
Because of that weirdo or the shrimps?
If it's the shrimps, it's already been paid.
No, you can't do that.
I told them to take it out of my pay.
I don't want money if I get to be with you.
I'll find work and pay you back.
Nah. What's mine is yours 'cause we're together, right?
Here we go again.
But seriously, don't you ever want to see someone?
I kinda get it though, I know you don't have time for that.
It's already hard enough getting by each day.
But look,
has it ever crossed your mind that I'm kinda cute and adorable?
Here, I never shared my shrimps with anyone in my life.
Oh my God, you gave me the smallest one.
What a hero.
Hello, YouTuber. What's your business today?
What?
- What do you want? - Dried fish maw.
You've got some nerves.
That dried fish maw is an heirloom from my dad.
It's worth a million.
Huh?
How come it's worth that much?
Because it's super-food. It makes you as strong as a horse
and your bones as hard as rocks.
Nong, that thing…
I think I have some at home.
Just like this one?
Mana, if these are real,
all I can say is
get ready to become a millionaire.
Jim, give me your Wi-Fi password.
No goddamn way! Use someone else's Wi-Fi!
- Please, please. - I'm not telling you.
Cheap ass.
Hi, I'm back with lots of food!
Inspecting the fish maw?
What?
No way!
You are Nong aka Nong DiCaprio Chalamet Pacino!
I remember you!
The one and only Nong!
I've followed you since you were still a stuntman.
- It's you! It's really you! - Yes, it's me.
I'm your groupie!
So, that's your stage name.
Nong DiCaprio Chalamet Pacino.
Stop.
First time someone recognizes him.
- Nice to see you. - May I?
Of course. Go ahead.
Alright. Looks good.
- It's… - It's real!
It's my scrotum!
Mana, your mom!
What did she do?
She pinched my nuts with her toes.
Mom!
'Cause I adore you.
So pinchably cute. You're a real cutie.
That's it.
Mana, put them away.
- They're all fake. - What? All of them?
TO STOP AVENGING IS TO STOP BREATHING
You know what?
When he found out, he went as pale as a poodle.
Congratulations! You did it.
Thank you.
Thinking back, I feel pretty pleased with myself.
Two ducks, four geese. Chopped.
The customer bailed.
I'm not going to pay for this.
Please. Are you from the shrimp farm?
- Pond number two. - Nong, pond number two.
- Okay. - Thank you.
Puek is so dope!
It's still not enough!
Not enough how?
You must be tougher, rougher, nastier.
It's just the beginning, not the end.
He suffers, now make him utterly pathetic.
It's not the finish line, just the starting point.
Keep it up, because our motto is,
"Vengeance is mine, hell brings no sunshine."
What do you mean?
Remember how miserable you were then?
Remember who ruined your life?
I do, Master Michael.
You must set a higher goal and do more to achieve it.
Vengeance is inexorable. Go for the extreme.
Turn him into a pathetic piece of crap.
Pathetic!
Pathetic!
Boss, what's going on?
You guys are fired.
I've got a new worker. He's fast.
Look, he can do my job too.
Tube-shaped mala crackers M15, 150 baht.
One-fifty.
- Paprika M17, 170 baht. - One-seventy.
Multi-functional, worth every penny. No need for OT.
- What about us? - Take this and go home.
It's yummy, Boss!
Super-yummy!
Let's go kick his ass. An eye for an eye.
I'm not kicking anybody's ass. Making ends meet is exhausting enough.
Right, but he's shutting down all your moves.
I'm trying. I'll have to find more jobs.
Don't forget you can always turn to Nong.
Sure, and don't forget that my joint now
has zero customers.
Like a blank slate. Not even a fly.
Don't waste your time dining out. Puek's kao tom delivery is here.
We deliver it to your door at just 69 baht.
Five bowls of boiled rice and three side dishes.
Order now and get a ten-month installment plan.
We are Thailand's first interest-free kao tom business.
Free delivery. No minimum order.
It's cheap because we have no overhead costs.
We care about you.
Cheap and tasty, any time of the day.
We want no profit, we just want to have fun.
I feel marvelous!
You'll go bust!
What the hell? Sixty-nine baht is cheaper than shit.
With an installment plan too.
That's why everyone orders from him.
The feud between you and him will ruin Nong's business.
Damn it!
Juang! You came here even before the morning monk.
You should've let me take a breather at least!
"Take a breather" my ass. Taking flight is more like it.
- Don't get worked up, Mom. - Go ahead, get worked up.
Because I've brought a lawyer to sue you
and an engineer to strip your house down.
Go on and take her stuff.
Hurry up!
- What are you doing? - What are you waiting for? Do your job.
Yes, ma'am.
Stop!
- Juang, don't do this! - Take everything.
- Wait! - Go on.
Those are the tools of my trade!
Take something else!
She's going to take our house.
I won't let anyone do that.
Mana…
what will you do?
A commercial?
Right, clothes for extras?
But have they already gotten enough extras?
I mean, I can do it.
Anything. Retro or modern, you name it.
Good.
Thanks, bye.
Sis, are they looking for extras?
Can I try? Maybe I'll become a star.
No, you can't.
Can I go with you?
You want to?
I'll talk to the assistant director.
Not fair.
But, Mana, can you act?
Don't worry, you have me right here.
I'll teach you.
Will you?
It's time for me to return to the big screen.
Guys, this is a soap commercial.
The guy is running away with the soap while three tribesmen are chasing him.
But the girl has been kidnapped.
Got it?
Okay, let's do it.
The Wild Soap Chase, take one!
Good, good.
Faster!
Keep going!
Tilt to the girl.
Roll eyes!
Keep going!
And cut!
My acting career is totally toast. So hideous my fans won't recognize me.
Even your mom and dad wouldn't recognize you.
It's fine, we're doing this for money.
It's not fine to me!
I wanna talk to the director.
- No, calm down. - Don't stop me.
Director, we need to talk.
Got a problem?
Yes! You disrespected me!
And who are you?
If I tell you who he is, you'll be floored.
Why should I be floored?
Because he is Nong, aka Toranong.
He's been in hundreds of movies,
co-starring with Thailand's top superstars.
Who do you think you are to dress him up like this?
So you're an old-time actor.
A veteran.
Here's your script.
Memorize these four lines. Do not mess up.
Word for word, okay?
Wow, now he knows what he's doing.
Four lines, that's epic!
Epic my ass! The four lines say that same thing.
"Coo! Coo! Coo! Coo!"
You play a dove?
And that last shot, all I did was grunting.
Damn!
These people have no respect.
Mana, this job is shit.
I need a car wash machine to wash it off.
Here's your fee.
Basically, an extra with no dialogue gets only 800 baht.
I know. All work and hardly any pay.
What if I have a dialogue?
- One thousand baht. - A thousand?
You mean, even a few words?
Yeah, but they must be actual words.
Cooing or screaming doesn't count.
"Grr, grr" doesn't count?
No.
Not worth it, huh?
Bring it on.
You take three shots and fall over.
Cut!
One more time.
Cut!
Again, but this time with passion.
React when I tell you, okay?
Don't fall yet. Good.
Hold it. Hold it.
Keep swaying.
Now!
Cut! We got it!
Wow, he killed it.
You're so good.
Now, the girl.
Hon!
Hon!
Honey!
Hon!
Hon!
Honey!
Honey!
Hon…
Angkor!
Angkor.
Bu-nga.
Honey.
Hon.
Angkor…
Bu-nga.
Bu-nga.
Want some?
No, thank you.
Kiss of the Body Snatcher.
Stop running away or I'll kiss you.
Kiss me and I'll slap you.
Fine.
Kiss her.
She's in bliss.
Then she pauses and pushes him.
About to slap him… and freeze!
Now, the double.
The double, get in.
Go on.
Hurry up.
- Ready? Focus! - Yes.
Okay, everyone. And…
First slap.
Second slap.
Third slap.
He gets angry.
Very angry. He pulls her close to kiss.
Yes, grab and pull her.
She resists. Their faces almost touch.
Almost. Pull her close.
She starts trembling.
He's startled to see her shaking.
Good. And stop!
Get the body snatcher in.
Trembling, keep trembling.
Keep trembling. Good. Keep trembling.
And action! Pull her close.
Closer, closer.
Now, kiss. Kiss her.
Lips on lips.
Kiss her now.
I said kiss her, not push her!
Cut! That sucks!
Lunch break. What the hell?
Sorry, Director.
Go have lunch, everyone.
You can't act.
Don't bring him here again.
I'm sorry.
Does your face hurt?
A little.
Go home and get some rest.
You too. It's been a long day.
I can't. There's a film shoot tomorrow.
I have to get the costumes ready.
Okay. Keep your chin up.
Listen up, you two.
John and Steve are looking for the alien's egg.
Fleeing the wildmen, John does a somersault to escape.
Make it look real.
Sound. And action!
They're coming. Jump! Now!
Shit!
My baby!
- Are you hurt? - My baby! Let me see.
Director, this is very dangerous. What if he becomes paralyzed?
I've sprained my ankle a little.
That's not a little to me.
Let's go to a hospital. He's done for today.
What do we do now?
I think we need a stunt double, or we'll go over budget.
Impossible.
Where can we find a stuntman in the jungle?
You want Tarzan?
He's too noisy.
I can.
I know someone who looks like John.
He can do somersaults too. What do you think?
Who is it?
This is a blockbuster film.
If you get to play the stunt double, you'll be paid huge money.
We're not talking 500 or 1,000 like before.
I'll do it.
Good. But you have to get yourself ready.
They'll size you up first to see if you can do it.
If you can't, it's goodbye.
I think he kinda looks like me.
Have you done stunt scenes before?
I've done front flips and backflips since I was a kid.
I think I can do stunts.
I'm making an epic here. I need a professional.
Mana, show them what you got, so they know you've come prepared.
That's my skipping rope.
How's that? Bruce Lee style.
No? Let's show them another scene.
Handsome but clumsy!
Action-comedy, Jacky Chan style. Audiences will roar and laugh.
Director, I think he's overacting.
You like it darker? Give him…
Ip Man!
Stop talking crap!
No idea what he said, but he's fucking good!
The legendary Wing Chun martial art.
He sounds drunk.
So you don't like Chinese martial arts?
How about Tony Jaa?
Floored? You're floored, right?
Next up, Hollywood action scenes.
Meet that guy who takes revenge for his dog, John Wick!
Stop. Stop.
Okay, I'll give you a chance…
but we'll sign the contract later.
Let's discuss his fee right now, so we don't have a problem later.
We're an indie production. We pay a flat rate.
No welfare. No travel expenses. No insurance.
No funeral compensation.
Flat rate and no welfare?
I heard that.
Are you in or not?
- I'm in. - What?
I'll take anything.
No!
We pay on the last day, 200,000 baht.
It's not convincing.
One more take.
Okay.
Good.
But… one more.
Just a little more.
Right! He's a badass!
That was sick!
We're done with the jungle scenes.
The rest will be shot in a studio in Bangkok.
We'll send you the location.
We got it.
Right.
So how was it?
It's okay. Easy peasy.
I didn't know you were this talented.
Or I would've pushed you to become a pro stuntman.
So you can pay off your debts now.
Good for you, handsome.
Thank you.
You have to do it with passion.
What are you guys doing here?
To give him support.
Director, Steve's stunt double can't come in today.
His car broke down.
Come on, not again.
He can't do this, we have a shoot!
Don't worry. I've got someone else.
There he is.
Morning, I'm Puek, the new stunt double.
- They look almost identical. - Told you.
Not really.
His hair's not right.
Dude is well-prepared.
Oh yeah.
But can you act?
Try me.
Cry like Steve.
Wow, he's got it.
Happy.
Terrified.
- Oscar nominee. - I'm scared.
Feeling sick.
Oscar winner.
I'm cold, so cold.
Action scene.
You're better than me, bitch.
- Okay. - Let's go.
Puek, what do you really want from Mana? Why do you keep messing up his life?
I've already told you that.
Don't tell me you broke the stuntman's car.
Now you're getting smart.
He's complimenting me.
He's not.
My goodness, I can't jump across!
The set looks really fake, man.
It's just a draft, I'll fix it later.
On my back.
Okay.
Get the stuntmen up there.
Yes.
You two, listen.
A continuation from the jungle scene.
You swing across the cliff to steal the alien's egg.
Ready?
- Yes. - Yes.
Puek, what happened was such a long time ago.
Won't you let it rest?
You have no idea that what you did to me
has had lasting effects on my adult life.
That "tiny weenie" jibe haunted me from high school to college.
I'd worked hard to beef up my body.
And on the day I was about to be crowned Thailand's bodybuilding champion,
something terrible happened again.
It's time to honor our champion, Puek Tragulcham!
Please give him a hand.
Puek?
- We're school friends? - They know each other?
Puek, the tiny weenie?
- Yes, it's you! - Tiny weenie?
He's my classmate!
Puek, the tiny weenie.
Why is this happening to me? Why me?
Why?
What the hell's wrong with you?
Testing my vocal cord.
You're a stuntman, not a singer.
Sorry.
I never thought you'd hold such a deep grudge.
Deeper than forever.
Okay, swing across and steal the egg.
Ready.
What are you doing?
I want to hold on to you forever.
What the hell are they doing?
Puek!
Scared?
Stop it!
Stop swinging back and forth!
I said cross over!
- Cut! Get them down. - Get down.
What are you up to?
You didn't follow my brief.
Just swing across and land on the other side,
how hard could it be?
I did my best.
But he didn't. He didn't hold it tight.
No, you tried to sabotage Mana.
Director, you should fire him. He's got a history,
I'll tell you everything later.
I don't want to hear anything.
If you can't do it, just leave.
Wait, I really can do this. Let me try again.
Not again. Let's get out of here.
We're wasting his time.
Director.
The DP said that last take was usable.
All right.
No more stunt scenes today.
All right.
Puek! I know you deliberately tried to get him fired.
This time, you're saved. Next time, you won't.
I wouldn't come here if I weren't ready.
Next time, Puek will go for the kill.
It's dangerous enough being a stuntman.
Now, it's worse, having to face this lunatic.
Mana, it's time I take you somewhere.
Follow me.
Are we there yet?
Almost.
Why are you here?
My bro started working as a stuntman.
Maybe you can put some amulet scrolls in his body
to keep him safe from harm.
I've washed my hands of that.
I'd be starved, sticking to the amulet business.
Is it that bad?
Now, I sell herbal drinks for a living.
At least it puts food on the table.
Let me help you by buying all your herbal drinks here.
- Are you kidding me? - I'm not, Master.
Three thousand baht in total.
Not a problem.
I'm giving you 3,500.
Is it going to work?
Of course. Trust me.
When I was still a stuntman,
the master put an amulet scroll in my body.
It worked miracles.
I was knocked six meters away by a truck.
Got blown up by a dynamite! Not even a scratch!
That's BS. I've never seen it.
Gotta wake it up first.
Look!
- Enough. - Let me see more.
Let it sleep now.
Good news.
- Amulets are out. - What?
Not even a couple left?
All gone.
You got the last one, I guess.
What do we do now?
The only way…
is to cut it out of you.
Will you let him do that?
For my bro, I can do it.
Cutting it out hurts more than putting it in.
That's not the problem.
The problem is,
, Will the amulet let you catch it?
- Look! - What?
It's coming to the other side!
It's wriggling!
Good eyes, huh?
Stop praying the invisibility spell!
I'm not. Just wetting my lips.
Shut up!
It's landed in the fire.
Now what, Nong?
Chern, help him!
- Nong! - Nong!
Which flavor is that?
Minced pork.
I'll have this one.
Here you go.
What is it?
Drink up. I'll tell you later.
What's this? It tastes funny.
Look, today Puek's gonna get you really good.
This is the herbal drink Nong bought from the master.
It'll put a bunch of springs in your step.
Where's my jug?
Hey! That's my jug!
Who told you to take it?
Come on, we just borrow it.
You guys…
- No way. - Please.
My ice is in here. I need it for the whole crew!
- Come on! - No!
What's the big deal? It's just some ice.
Took me forever to find it. They didn't even ask.
All gone, 3,000 baht.
What? You put all of the drinks in there?
Of course.
Damn.
Shit, the whole crew is drinking it.
What does it do again?
People call it "The Galloping Wild Horse."
In this scene, the hero and his buddy will face a giant blade.
You'll have to kick Puek to dodge it.
What?
Who are you talking to? I'm here!
It's dangerous, but can I ask you not to wear the safety vests?
Sure.
Take it off. I want some action now.
Let's do it.
What?
Mana, are you okay?
The height won't kill me.
Suit yourself.
I'll get you good.
Refreshment.
Thanks.
- Your hand's shaking! - No shaking, sir.
You're shaking!
Yours too!
- Are you up for this? - Sure.
- I'm ready. - Let's rock and roll.
The whole crew's drinking it?
Shit!
Ready?
Ready.
Let's do it.
Hold on!
They haven't put on the safety vests.
These two are top class. They don't care about safety vests.
Wow, that's exciting!
- Now the blade! - Watch out!
You kicked me so hard.
It's in the script.
Wanna fight?
Funny, I feel like fighting today.
Look, they are killing each other!
Nosy prick!
Blade, faster!
"Faster" my foot! It'll kill them both!
Watch out!
Shut up! Nosy prick!
I'm gonna punch your face!
Fine, let's fight!
This is public service.
Did you just hit me?
- Who the heck else? - Asshole!
Karma is your best friend. Karma has brought you this punch!
That's bullshit!
Why is everyone so jittery today? What have they been drinking?
Your juice!
Kiddo, why did you hit your uncle?
Uncle with a screw loose!
Elbow strike!
You've gone demented!
Watch out!
Help!
Clean the wound with saline every day.
Yes.
It was quite a fall, lucky nothing is broken.
Ten stitches though.
He can take his medicine and go home now.
Meet me next week for a follow up.
Yes.
Thank you, Doctor.
When it hits the fan, it splatters.
Mana, I have something to tell you.
That bitch Juang has locked us out.
PAY UP CASH OR SCAN THIS CODE
Well, the slut's got a QR code.
What do we do now?
We gotta crash somewhere.
I've got an idea.
You all want to crash at my place?
We have nowhere else to go.
I can pay you with my body.
Whoa, back off. Please don't pay me.
You guys can stay here.
They just called.
What did they say?
They said you have to continue the shoot.
If you don't, they won't pay you.
How much do you owe that loan shark?
Two hundred thousand baht.
It's genuine.
Discerning eyes, Master Oy.
A bite of it will give you Popeye
in your left bicep and Hercules in your right.
It's 100 years old. Since World War II.
Back then, it was worth a million.
And now?
I'll give you 1,200 baht.
- Is that a joke? - No.
The thing's real, but it's not in demand.
All right then,
I'll give you this!
Fuck me, where did you get that?
You've forced me to reveal my card.
Now, we're talking.
What do you say?
Easy, man.
That one is out of fashion.
Throw it away.
- But this one… - Say it.
It's a fake.
Are you joking again?
Come on, Nong.
The real one is shit, but the fake one is hot.
Your judgment is bad. This is a century-old treasure.
You're just a rookie in this field and you dare to judge what's real or not!
My father gave it to me, goddammit.
But it's fake. Your father fooled you.
Now you're insulting my father!
Calm down.
Don't stop me.
I'm not. But you're gonna break your treasure.
Well, the real thing is unbreakable. It cannot be snapped or broken.
I dare you.
Watch out for your fingers.
Enough already! It's not a cracker!
You're insulting me!
Nong!
Watch out!
Go get a taxi.
Slowly.
Damn, my car is broken.
- Sit her down. - What's happening?
- She just passed out. - Taxi's here.
Take her out.
Go, go.
Open the door.
You get in with her.
- Slowly. - Go! Step on it!
COMMUNITY HEALTH CENTER
She's still unconscious.
Her condition is quite serious.
Take her to do an MRI.
- Bring me the result today. - Yes, Doctor.
Where are you going?
Do you think Joy will be all right?
I don't know.
I'm worried about her too.
She's worked so hard and didn't get much sleep.
A million problems in one day.
But there's still one more.
Tomorrow's the last day to pay my tuition fees.
But don't worry, I can take a semester off.
I'm such a loser.
Can't handle anything.
Your tuition.
Mom's debts.
True.
After dad died, I didn't think you could take on his responsibility.
But I was wrong.
You've done Dad's duty.
Mom and I have seen it all.
Really?
You always give everything you've got.
Sometimes it's not working out,
but honestly,
you're a fucking fighter.
Sometimes life just kicks you in the ass.
Yeah, you gotta let it win sometimes.
Fight!
Bye.
Do you let Tony eat here for free every day?
Yes, I like that he's a hard worker.
Though I doubt his channel will become popular.
But he's not a quitter.
You're right.
That's life.
We have to keep fighting…
and never throw in the towel too easily.
Always give it your best shot.
Doctor, how's she doing?
The patient has a heart valve regurgitation.
She needs an operation immediately.
How much will it cost?
Here.
What?
Okay, Mom.
What did she say?
Joy needs a heart operation.
It's that bad?
Can Nong afford it? How much will it cost?
- One hundred and eighty thousand baht. - What?!
Don't call Mana and tell him about the cost.
I won't…
- but I texted him. - What?
Kidding.
I called.
Why not?
Because he'll get up and do something stupid.
Damn! My bad.
Slowly.
Mana, are you serious?
Take me to the set.
Hold on!
The studio is very far from here.
Nong's car is broken.
Dumbass! We'll take a taxi.
How much cash do you have?
All I have is 30 baht.
I have 20.
- And you? - Forty-nine baht.
So, it's 99. Not enough to even get to the main road.
Mana.
I haven't seen you lately.
So, is Mana not coming today?
Probably not. He didn't show up yet.
But don't worry, I've got another stuntman ready.
- Thank you. - Go, go.
- I'm ready. - But are your bones ready?
And your leg still has stitches. Can you do this?
Easy peasy.
Mom, how's Joy?
She's waiting to have an operation.
Where's Mana?
He went to the set at sunrise.
- Shit. - I knew it.
But he's still injured.
You know how to do this?
Of course not. I'm not a doctor.
You shouldn't have asked.
Easy, man.
Watch out for my fingers.
Mana, I'll go find another bandage.
This is not enough to cover your wound.
Thanks.
- Nong. - Nong.
Mana, do you think you're up for it?
I'm still in pain, but I can do this.
Here, I've made fish maw soup for you.
Don't tell me it's the one on the wall.
This is the best I can do for him.
Wow.
But it's the heirloom from your father.
The Chinese believe that fish maws are super-medicine.
So, I'm giving it to my superman.
- Meaning? - "May everything be as smooth as silk."
- Meaning? - "May luck always be with you."
That's where Mana learned his Chinese.
You guys are ridiculous.
Your friend is in pain,
and all you did was made him fish maw soup.
Stupid is as stupid does.
- Meaning? - It means what I said.
A bunch of clowns.
We've got it!
Cut! Get the stuntmen up there.
You two take it from them.
Okay.
Sure you're up for this?
Definitely.
Who are you guys?
We're with Mr. Puek, the stunt double.
Ah, the stunt team. Anything to drink?
Can I have a mineral water?
Mineral water?
The freshest water filtered through layers of ancient rocks.
Go buy that shit yourself, moron.
You deserve it.
Puek…
I'm sorry.
I really am.
Don't you think it's too late?
It is. I just want you to understand that
I'm no longer the same kid who taunted you then.
I can't go back and fix it.
I know you're obsessed with taking revenge on me…
and I want to take responsibility for what I did to you.
But now, I've got other responsibilities to fulfill.
I'm risking my life
because I have to take care of my people.
Do you understand me? Do you understand that I cannot die?
Today we will witness Mr. Puek's victory.
We've always been by his side
to support and push him to achieve in his endeavor.
Seriously, did he really cut Mana's rope?
Yes, he did it out of sheer determination
to hurt Mana badly.
But there's a safety wire.
Mr. Puek has taken care of that too.
What the fuck? Are you fucking serious?
Shit! He overheard us.
Okay, ready?
Stop them!
- Shit, battery out. - Hey, what's for lunch?
Listen, these bastards said Puek has cut Mana's rope.
Holy shit.
Wait for my order.
Chern, Nhong, go stop them. I'll go check the rope.
Move, move!
Which one?
Director! Stop shooting!
- Mana! - Mana!
- Mana! - Mana!
- Mana! - Mana!
- Wake up! - Wake up!
Wake up!
- Mana! - You must wake up!
Mana!
Wake up!
- Wake up! - Mana!
- Nong, help him. - How is he?
Hey, move!
Medics!
- Wake up, Mana! - Medics, come here!
It must've hurt like hell. I hope you're pleased.
Mana!
Please step back.
- Help my friend. - Back away.
You have to wake up, buddy.
He's not breathing.
Oh my God! He's dead?
You've killed a man, Puek.
You're a murderer.
But I didn't want him dead.
What should I do?
Don't ask me.
As coaches, our job is to build up your confidence.
What you do with it is not our responsibility.
Our job is done. Now, you face the music.
Let's go.
You'll be in jail.
Hey, don't leave me!
- He's waking up! - Mana!
He's back!
He's back!
He's a tough young man.
- Nong. - I'm here.
My fish maw.
So he was just choking on the fish maw!
All over the floor.
Did he even chew?
Do you have anything to say?
Are you okay now?
Will you…
have me arrested?
And will you stop?
Let's end what happened between us right here.
Okay.
But since things have come to this…
can I ask you a favor?
- Don't tell me... - I'm an idiot, right?
Okay, same place.
Same time.
"Same place, same time"?
What are they talking about?
A handshake too.
What are you doing?
Paying my sister's college fees. It's 8,000.
The man of the house.
You know, there's always a hero in a family.
You are the hero for your mom and sister.
And yours is Nong, right?
Yeah.
But he's not the only one. You're my hero too.
You paid my hospital bill. Thank you.
It's a loan, not a gift.
I still have bills to pay.
Have you settled your mom's debt with Juang?
No, your hospital bill is 180,000 already.
But it's all right. I'll find a way.
Your life is more important.
I'm touched.
Here she goes again.
Seriously, what kind of girl do you like?
I'm a stylist. I can style myself into anything.
Flexible to all tastes.
You want a sweet girl? Look at this.
Mana, darling, I'm hungry.
Let's go eat each other.
Maybe not.
How about a tough chick?
Mana, want some booze?
Let's go hit the bottle.
Maybe not that either. How about a funny bunny?
Listen, there's nothing worse Than being poor
I see you dying 'cause he left you It's not so bad
You said you can't go on But you're still alive
So you don't need to be sad
Stop, Joy. I get the point.
I've been asking myself…
if I should keep my hopes up.
But enough is enough, I'll stop pestering you.
That was my last attempt.
Best friends forever, okay?
Not okay.
Don't tell me…
- See you. - Wow!
Listen, there's nothing worse Than being poor
I see you dying 'cause he left you It's not so bad
You said you can't go on But you're still alive
So you don't need to be sad
Ice and water.
Chern, table one.
Ta-da!
That table.
Here, table four.
- Order. - Odor?
Make it quick.
Full house today.
Because a popular influencer is here
to do a live review of our joint.
Influenza?
A social media star.
Over there.
Right here.
He's famous now.
Told you hard work always pays off.
But he should've paid me back for all the free meals.
You too, Mana.
If Puek hadn't messed up your life, you'd have made it by now.
Right, babe.
From now on, don't bully other people again.
So, what's that "Same place, same time"?
MANA THE FLYING SWAN + PUEK THE FLYING SWAN
Welcome to The Flying Swan Gang.
Thanks, man.
- We're now friends. - Yes, we're now friends.
But your name is already up there.
These costumes are so unnecessary.
I've been waiting for years to join your gang. Why not?
Put the mask on.
Here.
Let's go kick some asses!
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