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- Skipped him?
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- Skipped him.
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- How could this happen?
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- I don't know.
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On one hand, it's great,
because it skipped someone,
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so we know
people can survive this
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and maybe I'm not
gonna kill everyone,
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but on the other hand,
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Richie is the one who survived.
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- No.
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I mean, I marked him
as dead on the board
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without double-checking if
it was the right Richie Diane.
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Sloppy.
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- Wait.
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Richie's last name is Diane,
as in the woman's name?
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[laughs]
OK, that's hilarious.
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He's Mr. Diane.
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No.
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- So what should I mark him as?
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Escaped? Bypassed? Spared?
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- Loophole.
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Or else blip
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because he's a blip
in the Matrix.
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I actually never saw that.
Am I using that right?
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- Is "Matrix" the one
with Gondolf?
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- Loophole it is.
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- So what's so special
about Richie?
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- Truly, nothing.
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- The sex?
- B-plus, at best.
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It was like a diagram
in a sex ed textbook.
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[stilted]
Penis go in vagina.
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- Penis go in mouth?
- Nope.
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Just a lot of making out
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and a lot
of sensual shoulder biting.
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I don't know.
It did nothing for me.
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- Interesting.
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Any hand work?
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- Sort of.
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He fell into a blackberry bush
while hiking,
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so his hands were covered
in Band-Aids.
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We tried,
but it felt like being fingered
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by an ancient scroll.
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- Ancient scroll.
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How about body hair?
Where did he go to school?
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And what was the last thing you
ate before having intercourse?
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- Smooth.
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Emerson.
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Lasagna.
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- Well, there goes
several theories.
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- I guess for now,
it's enough just to know
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that people can survive.
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Which is promising
because maybe we still can save
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some of the people
we have left.
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- Open the door!
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- Shit!
- Whoa!
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- Don't let Zack see the board.
- Yeah!
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- I mean,
because he'd freak out.
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- [shouting]
- What are you doing?
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Don't scare Zack.
He hates death.
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Close the door.
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- Fuck your middle school.
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- Normally,
he'd pee his pants
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as soon as he saw
red murder map yarn.
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But with that game helmet on,
my tits could be on fire,
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and he'd be too busy
shooting triangles to notice.
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- Hey, triangle at your 11:00.
Hey!
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- Can people have sex on those?
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- There's VR porn.
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You watch through the guy's
eyes, like John Malkovich.
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- Dude!
- Can you be the girl?
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- You can, but it's a lot
of looking at the ceiling.
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Shit, I'm late for work.
- He's at your 3:00.
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He's at your 3:00.
That means your left.
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- Wait, aren't you gonna
come with me to tell Caleb?
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I mean, we still need
to warn people
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but also tell them there's,
like, a glimmer of hope.
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- Sadly, I have to make money.
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But yes, there is
a new talking point.
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There's a silver lining now.
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What did he say to you again?
When he kidnapped you?
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Right before he let you go?
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- That I was the worst person
he's ever met.
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- What if that's
why it skipped him?
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You gave Richie a chance
to resolve
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his unfinished business
with you.
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And he was released
after he solved his own murder
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and turned into an orb,
like Sam from "Ghost."
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- Never saw it.
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But Richie wasn't the only one
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who finished his business
with me.
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I got read to filth
by, like, ten people.
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- Maybe it's not
about him finishing
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his business with you.
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It's about you finishing
your business with him.
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Do you have any unfinished
business with Richie?
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[intriguing music]
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- 100% no.
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- Any unfinished business
with Caleb?
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- The guy I had
a one-night stand with
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in a bowling alley bathroom?
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[scoffs]
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I mean, I guess I did tell him
I'd call, but I never did.
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- Maybe it's that.
It might be that.
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Should I add it to the board?
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I'm gonna add it under
non-evidence-based notions.
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And tonight,
we are watching "Ghost."
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[cover of James' "Laid"]
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- ♪ This bed is on fire
with passionate love ♪
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♪ The neighbors complain
about the noises above ♪
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♪ But she only comes
when she's on top ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ My therapist said
not to see you no more ♪
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♪ She said you're like
a disease without any cure ♪
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♪ She said I'm so obsessed
that I'm becoming a bore ♪
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♪ Oh, no ♪
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♪ Ah, you think
you're so pretty ♪
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♪ ♪
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[motorcycle rumbling]
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[motorcycle revving]
- What the--
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- Hi!
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Remember me?
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- [shouting]
A motorcycle? Really?
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- [shouting]
Impulse purchase
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from when I thought
I was dying.
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- Smart.
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Where are your frosted tips?
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- It didn't take.
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I think I applied
the finishing tint too late
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because I spent 40 minutes
filling out forms
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so I can keep
my beautiful aquarium.
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- Sorry, can you turn this off?
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- No.
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- Why are you
always such a dick?
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- No, I mean no because I can't
because I don't know how.
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I bought this thing
when I was dying,
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and I drove it off the lot
because that's badass.
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But it's keyless or whatever,
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and I can't find
the on/off button.
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- Forgetting you love
a long story.
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What are you doing here?
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- Well, Ruby, once again,
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you dropped big information
in my lap.
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"Oh, hello, Richie.
You're a sex loophole,"
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and then you just disappear.
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The whole sex death thing,
it didn't get me,
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so I want to figure out
what the hell is going on.
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- Actually, you know what?
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You should come with me
to warn the next guy.
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What if the antidote is
poofing out of you
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like Pigpen
from "Charlie Brown"?
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And if you just
stand next to him,
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you could pass on
whatever saved you.
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- Great!
I love that.
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Bitch seat is avail.
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- No way I'm getting on that.
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- It's fine.
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I'll just scoot
next to you while you walk.
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I got time.
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I quit my job,
so my days are free.
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This strap is a little tricky.
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- Is your last name
really Diane?
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- And actually, it used
to be pronounced "Dee-ah-nay,"
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but my great nonno's dad
got Ellis Islanded,
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so it's a family name.
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- Next in line, please.
- Ah. You can go ahead.
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Yeah, thanks.
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- What are you doing?
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We were next.
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Oh, that's right.
[chuckles]
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Forgot you're a little sexist.
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I always found that charming.
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- No.
We're waiting for him.
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- What, you slept
with that guy?
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- Please.
I have done way worse.
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- Sounds like someone's
talking about me again.
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[phone buzzes]
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- [chuckles]
- Oh!
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Who's that?
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Looks like someone's got
a little crush.
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- [scoffs]
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He's a new client, Isaac.
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We had a moment,
but it's nothing.
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He has a marine biologist
girlfriend.
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Here's a photo
of Dr. Supermodel
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feeding a dolphin
in her work bikini.
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- Yeah, she clearly sucks.
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Let me hold the phone so I can
zoom in on how terrible she is.
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- [scoffs]
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Anyway, doesn't matter.
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I can't sleep with him
because I could kill him.
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Which is unfortunate
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because I bet
his body is bananas.
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[sighs]
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- More like banana pudding, maybe.
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Boy's a secret soft.
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- He is not.
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What is that?
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- Secret soft.
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A guy who wants you to think
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he's sitting on some
chiseled gym bod
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when in reality,
he's doing everything he can
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to make sure
you never really see
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what's going on under there.
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- Which is?
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- OK.
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Notice the V-neck
under the button-down?
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Or the strategically placed
beach towel to cover the nips?
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Our boy wears a T-shirt
in the pool.
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- Who cares?
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His torso is
off-limits to me anyway.
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His whole body is.
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- About that--
maybe I can help.
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So you can't have sex
with anyone,
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or you'll kill them.
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- Yeah.
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- Except...
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- Except?
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- I'm just saying.
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- I hate the face you're making
with your face.
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You look like a kid
who's been told he's funny.
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- I'm just saying,
you've had sex with me,
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and I'm not dead.
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- Yeah, I know, which is crazy.
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For some reason,
you're like a--
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- A sex loophole
with an invincible dick.
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Exactly.
We've already agreed on this.
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I'm saying, have sex with Isaac
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through me.
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- Hard blink.
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- OK, this thing skipped me.
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That means I'm safe, right?
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So use me.
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Use this vessel.
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Let's have sex with each other
while we imagine
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we're having sex
with other people,
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people we actually want
to have sex with.
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Isaac for you,
and Kristin Chenoweth for me.
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It's Cyrano sex.
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I guess what I'm pitching
is Cyrano sex.
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Good. You're thinking about it.
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- Thank you.
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- Next.
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- It's showtime.
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- [sighs]
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[tense music]
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- Hi. How can I help you?
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- [softly]
Hi, Caleb.
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I'm so glad I found you.
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I'm Ruby.
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A few years ago,
we met in a bar
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next to a bowling alley.
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I was eating
linguine with clams
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and wearing
just a ton of makeup.
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- I can't really hear you.
- OK.
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We had some white Russians--
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Can you believe that guy?
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- Right?
258
00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:48,954
I know he got some tough news,
259
00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:50,656
but you can't also break my 20?
260
00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:52,691
- No, he gave me
a wrong number.
261
00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:54,026
Can you even?
262
00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,861
- To be fair,
you never called him back.
263
00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:56,962
- Well, yeah,
but he didn't know
264
00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:59,031
I wasn't going to call.
265
00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,166
You think that's Caleb's move?
266
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:04,069
He splits linguine with clams
and then has bathroom sex
267
00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:06,372
and gives out a wrong number
to, like, a ton of girls?
268
00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:09,074
- Really want to stop hearing
about clams and bathrooms.
269
00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:11,310
- Also, there goes AJ's theory
about unfinished business.
270
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,345
[phone buzzes]
271
00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,014
Ugh, fuck!
272
00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,849
I forgot I have therapy
in five minutes.
273
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,751
My phone's about to run
out of battery.
274
00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:19,785
Do you have a phone
I can borrow?
275
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,220
I need to hop on a Zoom.
- No.
276
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,722
These pants are too tight
to fit anything into.
277
00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:26,325
Oh, but I do have
my stallion, though.
278
00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:29,261
I don't have a second helmet,
but I promise I'll go slow.
279
00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:33,299
[motorcycle rumbling]
280
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,337
[door clicks]
281
00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:39,772
- Bye, Dr. Debra.
282
00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,073
See you next Wednesday.
283
00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:41,874
- OK, Charlie.
284
00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,409
I'll email your dad
a superbill.
285
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,211
- OK.
286
00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,312
- Ruby!
287
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,281
Oh, my God, you startled me!
288
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,482
- Surprise.
289
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,217
- I was just gonna
jump on the Zoom.
290
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:53,285
Come in.
291
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:58,190
OK, so first time in person.
292
00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,927
Must be important.
What's going on?
293
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,131
- Not much.
294
00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:08,367
Ooh, I've been doing that thing
where I call pizza places
295
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:11,203
and order a pizza and then
five minutes later call back
296
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,304
and cancel them.
297
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,373
And you were right.
298
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,742
They are not always mad.
299
00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,310
Well, Lenzano's was.
300
00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:21,980
- OK, well, that's part
of the exposure therapy,
301
00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:24,350
knowing it's fine
if someone gets upset with you
302
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,451
and that you can handle it.
303
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:28,287
- Right, so that's good.
304
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:33,992
What else?
305
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:35,427
Oh!
306
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:38,263
I met a guy. Isaac.
307
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:39,298
- Tell me more.
308
00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,200
- Well, he's a new client.
309
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,902
And believe me, Debra,
this is not me
310
00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:45,504
working where I shit, OK?
311
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,539
[chuckles]
I don't do that anymore.
312
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,108
- OK.
313
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,877
- But we just get along
really well,
314
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,246
and he likes musicals.
315
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,448
He's handsome.
316
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:59,985
And I just feel good
317
00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:03,022
when I'm around him.
318
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:05,091
But he has a girlfriend.
319
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,030
Why are you closing your pad?
320
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:13,532
- So I can lean in like this.
321
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:18,303
Ruby, this is what's called
an unhealthy behavior pattern.
322
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:20,973
You seek chaos
in your romantic relationships.
323
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:25,377
Pursuing unavailable men
is a form of that chaos.
324
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:29,314
It's tied to you feeling
abandoned by your father
325
00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:31,917
after your mom died.
326
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,453
Have you started writing
that letter to your dad?
327
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,088
- Yes.
328
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,057
No.
329
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,892
But only 'cause
I don't want to.
330
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:42,294
- Ruby, I know it's difficult,
331
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,898
and it might not seem relevant
in this moment,
332
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,333
but it will help you.
333
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,201
The unavailable men,
334
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:52,104
the unrealistic expectations
of romance,
335
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,472
the Kevin Kline dreams, it--
336
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:56,975
it all goes back
to your relationship with Dad.
337
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:58,544
[gentle music]
338
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:02,948
- Or maybe I just love love?
339
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,551
- You love the idea of love.
340
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:09,621
But real love doesn't look like
what it does in the movies.
341
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,090
You know, it's not someone
342
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,092
declaring their love for you
on flash cards.
343
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,961
It's not a big rom-com kiss
in the rain.
344
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,396
It's--it's not
meeting a stranger
345
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,964
at the top
of the Empire State Building.
346
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:23,369
- Right, but couldn't it be?
347
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:28,040
- I'm trying to help you find
and maintain
348
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,275
a long-term,
committed relationship,
349
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:33,045
built on mutual love
and respect.
350
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,881
- I mean, yeah,
351
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:39,251
that is what I want.
352
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,653
- I'd like to try
a new exposure, OK?
353
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:45,424
For the next week, take romance
out of the equation.
354
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:48,360
Start with Isaac.
Keep it professional.
355
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:51,030
Treat him like what he is,
a client.
356
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,265
- Can I still scroll
through his Instagram?
357
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,567
- Definitely not.
- Yeah. No.
358
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,003
OK, I will do that.
359
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,139
Keep it professional.
360
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,574
Thank you, Dr. Debra.
[chuckles]
361
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,577
- We still have 54 minutes left
in our session.
362
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,280
- Oh, God.
363
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,550
[ominous music playing]
364
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,419
- Yo, this is Z@kAt@k.
365
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,454
I'm questing
in "Blood General"--
366
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,156
oh!
367
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,258
If anybody wants
to join my party,
368
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,993
not gonna lie,
I wouldn't mind the company.
369
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,261
This place is creepy.
370
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,029
- [screams]
- Nope!
371
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,464
So if you're out there
watching my stream,
372
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,999
go ahead and smash
that Follow button
373
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,133
or just come on by.
374
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,968
- [speaking Japanese]
- [yelps]
375
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,004
- I am Shinobu.
376
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,605
- I'm Zack.
Paladin. He/him.
377
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,040
- Are you streaming?
378
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,142
- Yeah.
You want to join my party?
379
00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,078
- Sure. Sounds like fun.
380
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,280
- Really? Awesome.
OK, I'll--
381
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,982
- Let me just check
your follower count before we--
382
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:45,484
oh.
[beeping]
383
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:46,652
Oh, no.
384
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,953
- You know,
it's a funny story--
385
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:49,321
- I should go.
I'm sorry.
386
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,024
You seem like nice guy,
but I have my own followers
387
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,125
to think about.
388
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,460
Good luck on your quest, Zack.
389
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:56,261
- Wait, wait, wait,
we can still be--
390
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,296
friends.
391
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,466
[sighs]
The Wi-Fi's out.
392
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:05,604
Router.
393
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:09,041
Router, router, router.
394
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,610
Ah, there she is.
395
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,146
[tense music]
396
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,116
Hello, router.
397
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,520
[beeping]
398
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,289
Booyah!
399
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,524
All right.
400
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,426
And we're back.
401
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:30,362
[dramatic music]
402
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:37,337
♪ ♪
403
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,407
Holy shit.
404
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,311
- [sighs]
I have to do this by myself.
405
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:48,047
Hey! Hi.
406
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,182
Extension cord.
- Yeah.
407
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,318
- Thank you! Jesus.
408
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,222
[phone buzzes]
409
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,193
- [whispering]
Professional.
410
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,571
Hello.
411
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,273
- Hello.
412
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,709
- Are you liking how
everything is looking so far?
413
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,577
- I am.
Very much, yes.
414
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,312
Thank you.
415
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,714
Hey, so about the other day...
416
00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:22,781
- Oh, no, that was--
417
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,417
- It was a mistake.
418
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,387
- Yeah, it was.
419
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:32,091
It was... unprofessional of me
to dance with you.
420
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,325
- No, no, I should have
421
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,560
never showed you
"The Greatest Showman."
422
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:37,296
It crossed the line of our
employer-employee relationship,
423
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,264
and it was disrespectful
to Merci.
424
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,233
- Yes, I agree.
425
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:44,737
Employer, employee.
426
00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:47,172
Professional.
427
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,475
- Ruby. OK, great. Take that.
Take that. Thank you so much.
428
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:51,210
Let's get this run-through
moving, please.
429
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,444
- What is the stopwatch for?
430
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,445
[faint rap music playing]
- Timing.
431
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,547
On the day, we're going
to release 100 doves
432
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,316
at the conclusion
of the renewal of the vows
433
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,618
for... some reason.
434
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,754
And if the doves stay in their
box longer than they should,
435
00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:03,622
they'll start pecking their
feathers out due to stress,
436
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,524
so we need to be precise.
437
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,725
Yes?
438
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,660
Why do I hear rap music?
439
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:09,762
[speaker chimes]
440
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,363
Thank you.
441
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,198
OK, Isaac, follow me.
Give me that.
442
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,233
Throw that over here.
443
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,334
And you up here.
444
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:16,802
You're standing in for Dad.
445
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,771
And who is gonna be Mom?
446
00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:20,739
- Merci was supposed to do it,
but one of the manatees
447
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,776
had an ectopic pregnancy,
so she had to go in.
448
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:24,777
- Huh.
449
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,245
Unprofessional, but fine.
450
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:29,214
All right, Ruby, you're Mom.
451
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,283
I am dropping you
the vows right now.
452
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,718
[phone dings]
- Oh. No, I don't--
453
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,319
- And you got them.
Thank you so much.
454
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,387
I'm gonna take this from you.
Thank you so much.
455
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,488
You don't need that either.
456
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,257
All righty,
and let's take this off
457
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,792
because you're the bride
and not the groom.
458
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:41,393
That would be silly.
459
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,395
And what are these sleeves?
What are you, a pirate?
460
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,830
Come on, let's get up here.
Take that.
461
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,265
Thank you so much.
- I don't--
462
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,666
- Please, right up here.
Follow me.
463
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,802
Thank you. Thank you so much.
- I don't want to--
464
00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:51,403
- Perfect. OK.
465
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,205
Let me get a look at you guys.
466
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,407
Hmm.
What am I looking at here?
467
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,675
Why do you look like
two Amish sisters
468
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,577
selling cheese curds
at a farmer's market, huh?
469
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,245
Come on, together.
Squish, squish, squish, squish.
470
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,281
Let's go. Let's go.
Like you like each other.
471
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,283
All right. Better.
472
00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,485
All right, everybody ready?
473
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,487
Calvin?
474
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:09,788
[whistle blows]
Thank you.
475
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,757
On the day,
Calvin will have enormous boxes
476
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,258
filled with doves.
477
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:17,197
OK, timer, and... showtime.
478
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,500
- [clears throat]
479
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,669
[softly] Susan.
- Who?
480
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:26,872
- Susan.
- Mm-hmm.
481
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,407
- I love our life.
482
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:31,410
Our Christmases at the lake.
483
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:36,715
Our long car rides
where you commandeer the radio.
484
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:40,919
You're proof that sometimes
things do work out.
485
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,389
- OK. Mom, you're up.
486
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:46,358
Look alive. Come on.
Let's go, let's go.
487
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:49,495
- Uh... Doog.
488
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,730
- It's pronounced Doug.
489
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:53,365
- Right.
490
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,401
I knew that.
[chuckles]
491
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,703
Doug, my partner in crime.
492
00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:00,606
[phone buzzes]
493
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:03,676
Do you remember our first date?
494
00:19:03,677 --> 00:19:05,744
It was supposed to be
dinner and a movie,
495
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,414
but all the showings
of "Ladyhawke" were sold out,
496
00:19:08,415 --> 00:19:11,417
so you lost your temper
and got into a fistfight
497
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:12,785
with the ticket guy.
498
00:19:12,786 --> 00:19:14,620
[both laugh]
499
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:17,222
We ended up walking
along the pier,
500
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,924
eating cold cuts
out of my purse
501
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:23,295
while we waited for the police
to stop looking for you.
502
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,230
And even though
our first date didn't look
503
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:26,799
anything like how I imagined,
504
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,768
it was the best date
I'd ever been on.
505
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:34,239
Somehow, I just knew.
506
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:38,944
I felt that..."thing."
507
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,947
[soft music]
508
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:46,652
♪ ♪
509
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:50,756
It was like, wow.
510
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,926
I like how I feel
when I'm with this person.
511
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:58,464
I like who I am.
512
00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:04,770
♪ ♪
513
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:08,040
- I love how you keep
meat and cheese in your purse.
514
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:11,710
I love how weird and specific
and gross that is.
515
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,513
I love how I'm always
entertained with you
516
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,683
and never for one second bored.
517
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:22,454
You're--you're flawed
and imperfect.
518
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:25,724
And you somehow just fit
perfectly with me.
519
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:29,395
♪ ♪
520
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,796
- I do.
521
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,965
I mean, I will.
522
00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:36,869
I mean... same.
523
00:20:36,870 --> 00:20:39,004
- And time.
524
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,873
Not bad, not bad.
525
00:20:40,874 --> 00:20:44,476
That was slightly moving
and... extremely arousing.
526
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,845
How long was that?
527
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,548
- Oh.
528
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:52,084
I forgot to hit Start.
529
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,652
- [sighs]
530
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,621
OK, we have to start over.
531
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:58,090
Again.
Everybody from the top, please.
532
00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,426
- Excuse me.
I need some air.
533
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,928
[phone buzzing]
534
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:06,398
- [scoffs]
535
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,733
[whispering] Hello?
- Finally!
536
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,368
You didn't see
all my FaceTimes?
537
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,770
Or the text where I said
"call me" in all big letters?
538
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:12,971
- I am at work.
539
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,341
What is so important
that you need to--
540
00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,710
- Your vagina's
killing people?
541
00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:19,478
Like, what the fuck?
- Fuck.
542
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,913
You found the board?
543
00:21:20,914 --> 00:21:22,614
- What are all these guys
with the faces X-ed out
544
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,483
and Post-it Notes
that say "dead"?
545
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:26,418
Yo, like, Ruby, we had sex.
546
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:27,586
Does that mean I'm gonna die?
547
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:28,921
Because I cannot die.
548
00:21:28,922 --> 00:21:30,522
I've never even been
to Silver Lake.
549
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:31,890
- Take a breath, OK?
550
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,625
I'm working on it.
- Working on it.
551
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,993
Working on it?
- Yeah.
552
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,829
You didn't say anything
to AJ, did you?
553
00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:38,430
- About the affair?
Of course not.
554
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:39,631
- It wasn't an affair.
555
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:43,502
It was...
one horrible idea, one time.
556
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:44,937
- I'm being punished.
557
00:21:44,938 --> 00:21:47,439
I'm being--I'm--God's
punishing me for infidelity.
558
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,508
- God isn't doing this to you.
559
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:50,843
I'm doing this to you.
560
00:21:50,844 --> 00:21:52,644
- Ruby Yao?
- [indistinct]
561
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,712
Detective Brenowitz.
562
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,147
- Yeah.
- Hey. Hello?
563
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:56,582
- I remember. Hi.
564
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:57,783
- Do you have a few minutes?
565
00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,418
I'd like you to come down
to the station.
566
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,053
I have a few questions.
- You're still on FaceTime.
567
00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:04,023
You know that, right?
- Yes. Absolutely.
568
00:22:04,024 --> 00:22:05,657
Happy to.
- All I can see is your neck.
569
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:08,594
- See? I told you.
I'm working on it.
570
00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:11,663
Just trust me, and don't say
anything to AJ, OK?
571
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:13,699
- Trust you--
[phone beeps]
572
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:16,468
- So you finally decided
to start believing women?
573
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:17,770
- Nope, nope.
574
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:19,672
John Early's death got
a lot of media attention,
575
00:22:19,673 --> 00:22:21,974
and GLAAD's on my ass
demanding answers.
576
00:22:21,975 --> 00:22:24,777
I got upset messages
from Billy Porter,
577
00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:26,945
Billy Eichner,
Billy Bobby Brown.
578
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,480
both: Millie Bobby Brown.
579
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:29,849
- Thank you.
580
00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:43,730
[chair scraping]
581
00:22:50,070 --> 00:22:52,037
All right, let's do this.
582
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:54,540
Excited to finally
get down to business.
583
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:57,476
- Um, I think you should
probably sit over there.
584
00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:58,844
- Oh.
585
00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:01,680
I just thought it would be
easier to work this way
586
00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,783
so you could show me
what you've got.
587
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:06,852
OK.
588
00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:09,089
Hey, look,
I respect your process.
589
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:15,061
OK.
[chair scraping]
590
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,769
All right, what do we got?
591
00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:27,606
- OK, for the tape,
I'm Detective Brenowitz.
592
00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:29,475
I'm here with Ruby Yao.
593
00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:31,610
- Hello.
594
00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:34,213
- Why don't you just start
from the beginning?
595
00:23:34,214 --> 00:23:35,848
Just walk me
through everything--
596
00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:38,951
the murder board,
the victims, everything.
597
00:23:38,952 --> 00:23:40,552
- But I already
told you everything
598
00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:41,754
last time I was here.
599
00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:44,490
- Right, but this time,
I'm listening.
600
00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:46,225
- Oh, my God.
601
00:23:46,226 --> 00:23:48,894
Did you say "murder board"?
602
00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:51,030
You think I'm murdering people.
603
00:23:51,031 --> 00:23:53,265
You're not trying
to help me figure this out.
604
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:55,034
You are trying
to Amanda Knox me!
605
00:23:55,035 --> 00:23:57,169
- God, every female
roughly your age says that.
606
00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:59,171
- I watched all the
documentaries with my roommate.
607
00:23:59,172 --> 00:24:00,539
I am being Amanda Knoxed!
608
00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:02,675
- OK, fine.
609
00:24:02,676 --> 00:24:03,943
Cards on the table.
610
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:09,014
I think you're somehow
involved in this.
611
00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:11,050
- I told you I am!
612
00:24:11,051 --> 00:24:13,152
I came here
and said that to you!
613
00:24:13,153 --> 00:24:14,953
I AirDropped you this!
614
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,655
[knock at door]
615
00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:17,823
- What is it, Finnegan?
616
00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:19,058
- They need you downtown.
617
00:24:19,059 --> 00:24:20,659
There's been a fatal shooting
at a bank.
618
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,094
- Victory Heights Financial?
619
00:24:22,095 --> 00:24:23,595
- Yeah. How did you know--
620
00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:24,997
- And the victim's name
is Caleb.
621
00:24:24,998 --> 00:24:26,765
Caleb something.
Don't remember.
622
00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:28,067
But he was
a bowler and a drunk.
623
00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:29,535
- She's right, Detective.
624
00:24:29,536 --> 00:24:30,536
- How are you doing this?
625
00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:32,571
- I don't know.
626
00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:35,207
That is why I need your help!
627
00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:36,909
I need this to stop,
628
00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:40,079
and I need this to stop now
because people keep dying.
629
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,882
And I have finally met someone
who I have that "thing" with
630
00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:45,284
who makes me feel not crazy
631
00:24:45,285 --> 00:24:47,119
for even thinking
there is a thing.
632
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:48,854
And who feels like the person
I have been waiting for
633
00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:50,656
all my life,
and I can't be with him
634
00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:52,726
because I could
literally kill him.
635
00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:57,096
I wasn't just at Victory
Heights Financial, was I?
636
00:24:57,097 --> 00:24:59,631
We know that because I have
been here with you.
637
00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:00,899
- So you're saying
you're innocent?
638
00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,602
- No. I am a terrible person.
639
00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:05,838
I fucked
my best friend's boyfriend,
640
00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:07,272
and I have done
a lot of other things
641
00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:09,241
that hurt other people
who didn't deserve it.
642
00:25:09,242 --> 00:25:13,612
But someone else is guilty
of literally shooting Caleb.
643
00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:14,947
- Did you just check to see
644
00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:16,348
if Finnegan was wearing
a wedding ring?
645
00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:19,618
- No,
because he's obviously gay.
646
00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:21,653
- Thank you so much.
- Cute.
647
00:25:21,654 --> 00:25:23,188
- OK, I don't know
what's going on here,
648
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,124
but I can promise you
I am gonna find out.
649
00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:27,292
I'm gonna figure out
how you're doing this.
650
00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:28,594
- OK, let me know when you do.
651
00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:29,862
Looking forward to it.
652
00:25:29,863 --> 00:25:32,131
Champagne and hamburgers on me.
653
00:25:32,132 --> 00:25:33,633
- [sighs]
654
00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:41,041
- [screams half-heartedly]
655
00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:47,647
[screams half-heartedly]
656
00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:51,784
[screams half-heartedly]
657
00:25:51,785 --> 00:25:55,187
- Uh, are you OK?
658
00:25:55,188 --> 00:25:57,923
- Nope. Not really.
659
00:25:57,924 --> 00:26:00,292
- Do you want to talk about it?
- I can't.
660
00:26:00,293 --> 00:26:01,994
- When my account got hacked,
661
00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:04,229
I lost
all my custom hairstyles.
662
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,832
I felt like giving up
with streaming.
663
00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:11,236
But then I remembered,
this is online community.
664
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:13,972
We are supposed to lean
on each other, right?
665
00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:16,075
- I guess it could help
to talk.
666
00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:19,745
Besides, virtual reality
isn't reality reality.
667
00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:21,213
It might be nice
to get it all off my chest.
668
00:26:21,214 --> 00:26:22,348
- Hey, totally.
669
00:26:22,349 --> 00:26:24,016
This is a safe space, man.
670
00:26:24,017 --> 00:26:26,085
- OK, um...
[clears throat]
671
00:26:26,086 --> 00:26:28,987
So there's this girl I know,
Ruby, Ruby Yao.
672
00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:31,957
I mean--
I mean Ruby... McStuffins.
673
00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:33,192
She's my girlfriend's
best friend,
674
00:26:33,193 --> 00:26:34,660
and we slept together.
675
00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:36,328
- Oh, I am in!
676
00:26:36,329 --> 00:26:37,863
- Yeah, so apparently
677
00:26:37,864 --> 00:26:39,732
there's this crazy thing
happening to Ruby.
678
00:26:39,733 --> 00:26:41,934
And if she has sex with them,
they die.
679
00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:44,069
Dead. And we totally had sex.
680
00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:46,138
And I can't tell AJ
because then she'll find out
681
00:26:46,139 --> 00:26:47,706
that I had an affair
with Ruby...
682
00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,074
And Ruby was
very into shoulder biting,
683
00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:50,843
which I didn't know was
a thing, but apparently,
684
00:26:50,844 --> 00:26:52,811
like, it's a thing,
and I'm into it now too.
685
00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:54,847
Well, whatever.
And now I'm gonna die.
686
00:26:54,848 --> 00:26:56,148
- So you're saying
687
00:26:56,149 --> 00:26:58,384
Ruby's vagina is
killing people?
688
00:26:58,385 --> 00:27:00,819
- That's exactly what
I'm saying, Triangle.
689
00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:03,223
Her vagina is a death trap.
690
00:27:05,925 --> 00:27:07,459
[dramatic music]
691
00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:10,295
- Motherfucker.
692
00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:15,869
♪ ♪
693
00:27:19,239 --> 00:27:22,274
- Of course
there's fucking rain.
694
00:27:22,275 --> 00:27:23,809
Ugh!
695
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:26,913
[breathing heavily]
696
00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:31,951
Isaac?
697
00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:35,387
- I just saw Merci.
698
00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:37,256
She told me about you.
699
00:27:37,257 --> 00:27:40,159
About sleeping with
your best friend's boyfriend
700
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,994
and murdering
all of your exes with sex?
701
00:27:41,995 --> 00:27:43,729
- Isaac, look, I--
702
00:27:43,730 --> 00:27:45,431
- Don't.
703
00:27:45,432 --> 00:27:46,765
You don't have to say anything.
704
00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,901
[soft music]
705
00:27:48,902 --> 00:27:51,770
I know she's just hurting.
706
00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:55,040
- Why is she hurting?
707
00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:57,376
- Because we broke up.
708
00:27:57,377 --> 00:28:00,379
I went home after I saw you,
and she and I talked.
709
00:28:00,380 --> 00:28:03,749
She asked if there was
something between me and you.
710
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:04,783
- That's weird.
711
00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:05,951
- No.
712
00:28:05,952 --> 00:28:08,320
No, it's not.
She was right.
713
00:28:08,321 --> 00:28:11,190
There is something here.
714
00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:13,792
And that's what I told her.
715
00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:16,328
And it was hard,
and we were both upset.
716
00:28:16,329 --> 00:28:18,931
And then she called later
with this dead exes stuff,
717
00:28:18,932 --> 00:28:20,032
which I get it.
718
00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:21,300
She's lashing out.
- Right, yeah.
719
00:28:21,301 --> 00:28:22,301
Of course she is.
720
00:28:22,302 --> 00:28:26,372
- I thought I could
keep things between us...
721
00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:27,473
- Professional?
722
00:28:27,474 --> 00:28:29,208
- Professional.
723
00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:31,276
But when I was up there
with you,
724
00:28:31,277 --> 00:28:33,445
saying the words my dad wrote
to the woman he loved,
725
00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:36,849
I couldn't stop thinking
about how I was glad
726
00:28:36,850 --> 00:28:39,218
that manatee had to have
an emergency procedure--
727
00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:42,054
who's doing fine, by the way.
- That's good.
728
00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:44,223
- So that you could be the one
standing there with me,
729
00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:45,891
and not her.
730
00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:50,362
♪ ♪
731
00:28:50,363 --> 00:28:52,398
- What are you doing?
732
00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,066
We're gonna get soaked.
733
00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:55,834
- I don't care.
734
00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:58,837
[music swells]
735
00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:06,012
♪ ♪
736
00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:13,919
- Secret six-pack.
737
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,387
- What's that?
738
00:29:15,388 --> 00:29:18,257
- Nothing.
I just--
739
00:29:18,258 --> 00:29:20,059
I can't do this.
740
00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:22,861
Believe me, I want to.
741
00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:24,163
People told me
a moment like this
742
00:29:24,164 --> 00:29:25,964
could never happen
in real life.
743
00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:27,433
But I knew that it could,
744
00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:29,134
which is making me trust
my instincts,
745
00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:30,836
but also not,
because that is what led me
746
00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:35,941
into the situation I'm in now,
which brings me back to you.
747
00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:39,111
I can't keep repeating
the same patterns,
748
00:29:39,112 --> 00:29:43,982
because if I do,
you could get hurt.
749
00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:46,585
Like, really hurt.
750
00:29:46,586 --> 00:29:51,190
And I am actively trying
not to hurt people right now.
751
00:29:51,191 --> 00:29:53,992
And if you want
to go back to Merci
752
00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:57,563
and tell her
you made a mistake,
753
00:29:57,564 --> 00:29:58,997
I won't be mad.
754
00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:00,632
- OK.
- OK, well, I'm a little mad.
755
00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:03,635
- No, I mean, if--
if you're not ready, it's OK.
756
00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:06,038
I'll wait.
757
00:30:06,039 --> 00:30:10,075
- You'll... wait?
758
00:30:10,076 --> 00:30:13,212
- I don't have a choice.
759
00:30:13,213 --> 00:30:16,515
- [breathing heavily]
760
00:30:16,516 --> 00:30:18,017
[knock at door]
761
00:30:18,018 --> 00:30:19,585
- Hey-o!
You need a towel?
762
00:30:19,586 --> 00:30:21,453
[Peaches' "Operate"]
763
00:30:21,454 --> 00:30:23,022
Wait, wait, wait.
764
00:30:23,023 --> 00:30:24,523
What if doing this
reverses the loophole?
765
00:30:24,524 --> 00:30:25,657
- Do you want me to stop?
766
00:30:25,658 --> 00:30:27,593
- No. I'll take my chances.
767
00:30:27,594 --> 00:30:30,229
♪ ♪
768
00:30:30,230 --> 00:30:32,531
- ♪ I think
his zipper's stuck ♪
769
00:30:32,532 --> 00:30:34,199
- Should I--
- Hey!
770
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,501
No talking. No jokes.
771
00:30:35,502 --> 00:30:36,669
You're not you.
772
00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:39,338
You are just a vessel.
773
00:30:39,339 --> 00:30:41,373
- You got it, Ms. Chenoweth.
- Ugh!
774
00:30:41,374 --> 00:30:43,275
- ♪ He's not dead,
he's gonna live ♪
775
00:30:43,276 --> 00:30:44,576
♪ He's not dead,
he's gonna live ♪
776
00:30:44,577 --> 00:30:47,479
♪ I see his eyes rolling
back in his head ♪
777
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,114
♪ ♪
778
00:30:49,115 --> 00:30:52,351
♪ He's not dead,
he's gonna live ♪
779
00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:55,120
♪ I see his eyes rolling
back in his head ♪
780
00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:59,058
♪ ♪
781
00:30:59,059 --> 00:31:03,495
- Hey.
782
00:31:03,496 --> 00:31:06,031
So you fucked Zack?
783
00:31:06,032 --> 00:31:07,966
♪ ♪
784
00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:11,503
- ♪ Just keep it going ♪
785
00:31:11,504 --> 00:31:13,672
♪ ♪
786
00:31:13,673 --> 00:31:15,507
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
787
00:31:15,508 --> 00:31:18,444
♪ ♪
788
00:31:18,445 --> 00:31:19,645
♪ Uh ♪
789
00:31:19,646 --> 00:31:26,586
♪ ♪
790
00:31:29,089 --> 00:31:32,491
♪ It seems to me so strange ♪
791
00:31:32,492 --> 00:31:36,328
♪ Check wallet for his name ♪
792
00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:40,232
♪ His face is in the muck ♪
793
00:31:40,233 --> 00:31:44,136
♪ I think his zipper's stuck ♪
794
00:31:44,137 --> 00:31:47,606
♪ He is perfect for me ♪
795
00:31:47,607 --> 00:31:51,276
♪ To practice surgery ♪
796
00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:55,147
♪ When blood coagulates ♪
797
00:31:55,148 --> 00:31:58,984
♪ It's time to operate ♪
798
00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:00,386
♪ Just keep it going ♪
799
00:32:00,387 --> 00:32:02,455
- I think that's a good idea.
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