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Vanesa.

- See you, Mr. Miguel. - Until tomorrow.

- Vanesa. - Bye.

Take the helmet.

- Where have you been? - Get on.

THE SEDUCER

See you later, egg face.

Merche!

Merche!

- Merche, wait up. - The keys?

Please understand, sweetie, it's the agency's fault.

If they don't have the phone connected by tomorrow...

I'll file a complaint.

- It's the agency's fault. - The keys.

Don't move. Let's not make a scene.

Hi.

Hey, you. Do you know where can I get a cab round here?

- Well, by the park. - Is it far?

- Kind of. - Would you mind taking me?

Merche, get down off that bike right now or else...

Damn it.

Take the helmet.

- It's for the tickets. - Come on.

Damn it.

I LOVE YOU

You can go straight to hell.

- Here comes Pablo. - Who's she?

Damn.

What a beautiful girl.

Her panties are showing.

- And her breasts. - How wonderful.

Wait, I'll give you something.

No, no, really.

I have nothing. I don't even have money for the cab.

Take me home, please.

Come on.

Thanks a lot, really. You've been so kind.

Bye.

- Hi. - Hello.

Hi.

Have you seen Cosme?

- Where? - There, just now.

- With a half-naked girl? - What?

Cosme was about to get laid or had already done so.

You're always the same. Leave me alone.

What are we Spanish doing smuggling nuclear stuff?

I was told the house had been sold, but who are they?

A couple with no kids, apparently.

The husband is a pilot. And her name is Merche.

- You said hi to them? - Let's not mingle just yet.

- We'll see later. - Cosme took her on his bike.

- She was looking for a cab. - Can't she call for one?

- I don't know. - They have no phone...

and her panties were showing.

What do you mean?

They had a fight. Don't you ever fight?

So what?

We don't fight. We argue, which is not the same thing.

Besides, I don't go around showing my panties.

Her bra was also showing.

But, hey...

- She was naked then. - No, she was dressed.

She had to rush out while she was getting dressed.

Well, yes, she wanted to escape.

You silly.

So they buy a house and then they split up.

What else do you know?

Hey. Let's go to sleep. I've already made the bed.

Leave me alone, you idiot.

Go have sex with a fish.

Well, the fish would do it better than you.

It's outrageous.

The world is crazy.

Have you noticed?

- Dad. - What?

- I'm nauseous. - That's your stomach.

- Do you want chamomile tea? - I'm feeling dizzy.

Stick out your tongue.

- Stick out your tongue. - Stick it out, man.

- All the junk food he eats. - Mom!

- Tell her it's late! - Mom!

- We're in the bathroom. - It would be better lighter.

When you grow up, queen.

- What a stomach cramp. - Go take a dump in your bath.

- You must say "defecate." - No.

- It's just nausea. - Sure, you don't chew.

- You swallow like turkeys. - And I'm dizzy.

- I almost fell off the bike. - The bike?

- Stick your tongue out. - Again with the tongue.

- Aurora, it's late! - He makes me lose it.

- Are you feverish? - I'd better lay down.

That's because he wants to miss his classes.

Don't you play with that, you've got exams.

- I'm doing fucking great. - Don't use those words.

Sorry, but really, it's all As, you'll see.

Yes? Well, go lay down for a while.

Encarna, give me that radio.

- Much better, right? - Yes.

How will I listen to your mother?

- Leave it. - What?

I'll help you.

Hey, weren't you in bed?

I'm already feeling better.

You wouldn't have the chamomile.

My daughter was saved by the chamomile.

She was anorexic and thanks to chamomile...

she eats well now.

Now that you're better...

would you go buy me some detergent?

No, I might get dizzy. I'd rather stay.

I guess I'll have to wait for the bus.

- Are you banging? - Not me, madam.

- That's weird. - This is ready.

- Ring the bell, please. - Yes.

- Thank God. - Well...

I just need a signature and that's all.

- Who's knocking? - It's coming from the back.

- Thank you very much. - Thank you.

- Sure. Bye. - Bye.

- Who is it? - Me.

- Hi. - Hi.

- I took you to the cab. - The bike guy?

Yes, well, it's a Vespino.

Sorry, I didn't recognize you without the helmet.

Come in, please, come in.

I was watering the plants and the door shut on me.

So I can't get inside.

- You live next door? - Yes.

I was nervous yesterday.

I had just got home, the phone wasn't working.

Leave it. Where shall I put this?

With the garbage if there's space.

- I'll put it in the container. - Great. Hold on a second.

Good thing we're neighbors, right?

Yes.

- Here. - No.

For the gas.

- I don't want it. - If you'll feel offended.

If you need to throw more stuff...

No, not right now.

Give me a hand with the TV set. Hold it from there.

- Where does it go? - There in the corner.

- What's your name? - Cosme. Merche, right?

- Yes, how did you know? - I heard your husband.

Right.

- Is he a pilot? - No, flight assistant.

- Flight attendant, that is. - Right. Flight attendant.

There.

You cheeky.

Madam?

You are some horny boy.

No, I'm normal.

- Yes? - Good morning.

- Federico Aberdajo? - Yes.

- I'm here for the water pipes. - Come on in, please.

- Down here, here. - Thank you.

- I have to be with this man. - I have time.

But when this man leaves, I'll get in the bath tub...

and I'll stay there until I have to go shopping.

- Bye, see you. - Bye. See you.

- Do you have a heater? - What?

Do you have a heater?

Hey...

weren't you dizzy?

You made me go to the store.

I'm feeling better, Encarna.

- What do you have there? - Garbage.

He is insane. I haven't seen such a thing in my life.

Hi.

Hi. Hello.

- You ditched me this morning. - I wasn't feeling well.

You could have let me know. I've missed two classes.

- How was I supposed to do that? - Who was that girl yesterday?

- What girl? - I was too dizzy to call you.

You were both there.

- But who? - A new neighbor.

- She was looking for a cab. - Why was her zipper down?

Her zipper was broken.

- What's for today? - What?

The classes.

What do you care, you always pass.

- Let's go bowling. - I've no money.

Hey, explain the reduction method to me.

Let's see.

- That's easy. - For you.

First you find out if the coefficients...

are symmetric in the addition.

What addition?

And if not...

if not...

you calculate the system.

Please, could you tell me where the supermarket is?

Yes, further on to the right.

Thank you.

You figure out...

the unknown quantity.

What unknown quantity?

- I'm leaving. - Fine.

- Aren't you coming? - Add the first equation...

and solve the system.

- What's the matter? - The dizziness again.

I'd better go home.

- What if you fall down? - No, I won't.

- Let me take you home. - No.

I'm just nauseous.

- Have you seen a doctor? - Tomorrow.

We could go together.

- Where? - Bowling.

Not you, you have to study.

Listen, you could find this interesting.

- Hi. - Hi.

This supermarket is great.

The lowest prices in Madrid, according to Mom.

Living here is advantageous.

I come here often.

Here you can eat things without paying for them.

- What if they catch us? - We'll say we'll pay later.

I knew you were too much.

Allow me.

You have water now?

I spent 3 hours in the bath. I'm refreshed.

- What about the furniture? - One step at a time.

Your husband is never home. He travels a lot.

Yes.

I can give you a hand, if you want.

Thanks, what is it with you? Are you on vacation?

- I finish next week. - And you'll leave Madrid?

Yes, for Santander.

You don't seem to like the idea.

- Do you like the sea? - Yes.

So?

It's because of my friends.

You have your girlfriend here.

- Don't you like girls? - Of course I do.

But she's silly.

- You're a chauvinist. - No, it's not that.

- They just want love. - And you think that's wrong?

No, but, love without sex?

What are you looking for?

What's normal.

Are you going on vacation?

We can't.

We can't afford it.

- What do your parents do? - We run a restaurant.

- A good one? - I wouldn't recommend it.

- Everything is frozen. - Frozen?

You're a terrible advocate.

- Do you work? - Sure.

- What do you do? - I'm a chiropractor.

- What's that? - A type of masseuse.

A relax masseuse?

Chiropractic is a treatment to soothe certain pains...

caused by stress disorders.

What is it? You expected me to be a masseuse.

I once had one of those massages.

How old are you?

15.

You're too young!

If you watch what's on TV...

They didn't let me in.

Fortunately.

If you have some more garbage, I can...

It's OK. You've helped me enough.

- Are you angry? - Me? Why?

I don't know.

Since you never take my tips...

Do you like it?

- Yes. - See you tomorrow.

- See you. - Bye.

See you, Vanesa.

- What are you doing here? - I thought you were sick.

So?

- I came to see you. - I'm feeling much better.

That lady cured you, right?

- What lady? - That slut.

- She lets you touch her? - What are you saying?

I helped her at the market, and she gave me this.

She was in her underwear?

- What are you talking about? - Go to hell!

Vanesa. Let me explain.

Go to hell!

Both of you!

Vanesa, please!

- Let go of me! - Please.

You pig!

I hate you.

I hate you.

I love churros, but it's always toast.

I just take coffee. I'm on a diet.

And churros are for Sundays.

- More coffee, Anibal? - No, I want the paper.

Encarna is always late.

You and the newspaper.

I can't take a dump without it.

Dad, you must say "defecate".

Besides, you don't learn a thing from the paper.

Be respectful, young lady. More respect.

- Hi, son. Good morning. - Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

When will you get your grades?

Later.

He is on vacation, and I'm still going to school.

Don't be envious. Get dressed. You'll be late.

- Can you polish my shoes? - Yes, hurry, you are late.

- Good morning. - Finally.

- Hi. - It's so far from here.

No.

Give it to your father so he can take a dump.

I don't know what I'm saying anymore!

- Dad! - What is it?

The paper.

Thank God.

- How was that? - One. Nobody is perfect.

- They're all assholes! - Shut up already!

They are.

Damn you all. Damn you.

Not Physics, not Math...

nothing.

Hi.

Hi.

It's so hot!

How about your grades?

All As and one D.

Good.

I'll take a shower.

It's so hot this summer!

Wait.

What?

You want some?

Sure.

You had a good idea, Cosme.

That's enough.

Wait.

Stop it, Cosme.

Stop.

- What is this? - Look what Cosme did to me.

Hi, Cosme.

We should install a tap.

Then we wouldn't have to move the watering can.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Could I make a phone call from your house?

Sure.

- Be careful, Fede. - You might get hurt.

It's urgent.

Why don't you use the door?

This is high. Yes, much better.

Come on.

I saw you watering that woman.

I was watering the garden and she doesn't have water.

- That's her husband. - Talk to your mom.

Sorry to bother you.

I don't know when I'll have my own phone.

- Come on in. - Good morning, madam.

I'm sorry, but your son...

She's the maid. Come.

- How nice. - Here it is.

Could she turn off the...?

- Did you see that? - What?

He is in a swimsuit.

It's an urgent call.

Hi.

Yes, it's me.

Well, it hasn't been that much.

Yes.

It is true.

I'm wearing a swimsuit...

and listening to your voice gives me a hard-on.

It's true.

It's impossible. That's why I'm calling.

To let you know.

I can't leave home today, damn it.

I'll make it up to you in the next flight.

OK?

Kisses.

And listen, a bite you know where.

Bye, Chata.

Bye.

Cosme.

- Yes? - Thank you.

A problem at work. You understand, right?

I'll lie in the sun for a while.

- You don't lie in the sun? - I'm allergic.

You're fucked up in the summer, then.

What if it was a long distance call?

Where I worked before, a lady used to make calls...

and they were expensive.

Well, I'm not a racist...

INSUFFICIENT

Dad, these are my grades.

And the father says: Another year?

Another year my vacation will be ruined.

No.

He goes to school.

Do you hate my son?

Your job is to ruin my vacation?

Your son cheats.

- He is the one that cheats? - Take a look at the exams.

Nine questions with the same answer.

His classmate writes "I don't know."

Your son writes "Me neither."

- Good evening. - You are late.

Well, I got my grades and...

That's no excuse. Sit down for dinner.

I'll have dinner, but don't get angry.

- Why? - Because I've got them.

- Rocio, the remote. - It's always you.

- What are you saying? - Dad wants the remote.

I'm not talking to you. What were you saying?

- I can't hear anything. - I've got my grades.

OK, I want to see them.

They're not that good.

- Anibal. - What?

Anibal, turn off the TV.

What is it? Here.

Wait a minute.

- I'll kill you! - I can explain, Dad.

You crook! I'll kill you!

- Your mother and I... - Anibal.

Your brother didn't pass.

Your blood pressure, Anibal, please.

"Paco, say something lovingly." she says.

Good morning, Cosme.

Hi.

I'm not going to Santander.

You're not going on vacation?

My family is, but I must stay in Madrid to study.

But you told me you got As.

It was a lie.

I'm sorry, Cosme.

I'd better get going. I'm late.

- See you. - See you.

Bye.

Could your maid work for me while your parents are away?

I don't know. I'll ask them.

OK, tell me tomorrow. I'll be home late tonight.

- See you. - See you.

Go on. Go on being an idiot, as usual.

- Rocio. - I'm exercising.

Right, I'll show you...

Go inside, dear. And start studying.

- The teacher arrives at 11. - Yes.

Don't mock me.

You don't pass, I'll kill you.

I will.

I'll hit you and you'll have to work.

I'll take you to the restaurant...

to peel tons of potatoes.

Tons of potatoes. So be careful.

And you'll wash the dishes.

- You'll be peeling potatoes. - Leave him alone.

So to solve these exercises...

we should reverse letters A, B and C in the formula...

and substitute them for the corresponding ones...

in each particular equation.

Yes.

For instance...

AX2 + BX + C...

equals zero.

You move C...

You move C and turn it into a negative.

AX2 + BX = -C

Thanks.

And you failed Math?

My teacher doesn't like me.

Tell me.

Why are you no longer a priest?

Since you're good at Math...

let's move to History.

No, I'll get confused.

Didn't you believe in God?

What does God have to do with this?

- It wasn't my calling. - And you become a priest?

Well...

it was my calling but...

I fell in love.

- You fell in love? - Madly in love.

Madly.

- And the class? - You fell in love in church?

No.

In a piano-bar.

Priests don't go to piano-bars.

My brother is a pianist.

But at night, priests...?

I needed to talk to him about our inheritance.

- Our father had just died. - And she was there.

Yes.

She was a friend of the owner.

Same as in Casablanca. And what did you do?

Well, I moved in with her some months afterwards.

One day a man came to fix our cooker and...

- she left with him. - With the cooker guy?

He was Polish.

What did you do?

The Polish guy hit me.

Look.

Look.

- And what did she do? - She just cleaned my wounds.

Was she pretty?

Look.

She's very pretty.

This is her sister.

They're so different.

I have to marry her.

- This one? - Yes, she's...

pregnant.

You stud.

Well, I think...

we still have one hour.

- What can we do? - I don't know. You tell me.

I should go to the Ministry of Finance.

No problem. You pay taxes?

No. She has a beauty salon.

Sure thing, go.

- The Ministry of Finance. - Great.

- We'll have another class. - Yes, of course.

OK.

Since the maid tells everything to my mom...

we'll say you're not feeling well.

OK.

I see you like bulls.

Yes. My father likes soccer very much.

- You do it on purpose. - Sure.

Bulls seem brutish to me...

a national disgrace.

If you have a fever, you'd better stay in bed.

I'll take an aspirin. I'll feel better tomorrow.

If you don't feel well...

11 o'clock sharp.

It's not 12 yet.

- So what? - Shouldn't it be 4 hours?

- Didn't you hear? - You can talk to your mom.

What?

Do you want some extra money?

Do I? Sure.

You could work more when my family is not here.

Next door.

- Was it your idea or hers? - Hers.

I think it's a good idea.

You'll have plenty of time.

What if your mom doesn't like it?

Why should she know?

It's true.

Trust me.

Excuse me, I didn't know what time it was.

I'm sorry to bother you.

Where is he, if he's not with Sandra? Tell me.

Something could've happened to him.

Please, Alicia, leave that boy alone.

He is a man now.

And turn off the light.

I haven't been able to fall asleep soon lately.

Come on, go to sleep.

How shameful of him. This is terrible.

Dad?

Can I go out? I've been studying all day.

Ask your mom.

We'll fix it. It will look good.

When will my boobs grow?

Breasts. They will grow.

Jessica is younger and she has nice ones.

OK.

- Mom... - Don't look.

I've been home all day.

- Talk to your father. - He told me to ask you.

Well, you asked me.

- May I go to the park? - What?

- I need some fresh air. - Take an aspirin.

Just for a while, Mom.

OK.

But you should be home by 12.

Let's see this one.

How nice.

- It's lovely. - Yes.

I don't believe this.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

- It's you. - I talked to the maid.

- And? - She accepted.

Could I have some water?

Come in.

I've been studying all day.

You know where the glasses are.

When would she like to start?

- Who? - The maid.

Tomorrow.

Great.

Just a question...

do massages help you get rid of a headache?

It depends. Come to the hospital with me tomorrow.

What is it?

Cosme. What are you doing?

- You wanted some water? - Yes.

- It doesn't work. - I know.

- I'll fix it. - Where are you going?

- To fix the antenna. - Cosme?

Cosme?

- Well... - I'm sorry.

This is too much.

I've fixed the antenna.

Here.

This is for you.

Thanks.

Thanks.

This is too much. This boy...

Another foul.

A double foul means a yellow card.

Yes, he got there a little late.

The field doesn't allow the player to control the ball.

Great, it's working.

And very good. Look.

Do you mind if I stay here with you?

We can watch the game together.

It's just that...

I'm going out.

- Hi, Manolo. - You look beautiful.

- Am I late? - No.

- Thanks. For me? - Yes.

It's so hot.

- Did you get the tickets? - Yes. Row 14, center aisle.

- I'll turn the lights off. - OK.

Are you leaving?

- See you tomorrow. - Bye.

- Who is this? - A neighbor.

Don't complain. This place seems fantastic.

- It's so peaceful, quiet. - But it's too remote.

But there are cars, subways, trains.

- What about Fede? - As usual.

So many planes crash. One could be his.

May God listen to you.

This?

Where are you going to cut?

You'll ruin my garden.

I don't like this.

- Remember Dad's pills. - Right.

Cosme, dear, we're leaving.

I'm coming!

Tell your brother to come and say goodbye.

Cosme, we are leaving.

I hope so, so that you'll leave me alone.

Wait, this was missing.

- Always at the last moment. - It's your pills.

- In the trunk. - There's no room there.

On the back seat then. The boy is not coming.

Hi.

Did you give Cosme the money?

- I just gave it to you. - Me? Yes.

Cosme, dear!

Listen.

Listen.

This should last all month.

- I'm sorry you're staying. - Me too, dear.

Give it to Encarna little by little.

And ask her for the tickets.

Everything's ready. Son, please behave.

- I will. - Come on, hurry.

If he doesn't study, call me.

- The number's on the fridge. - OK.

- Son. - Mom.

I think of how hot you'll be while we're on the beach.

It's OK. I need to pass the exams.

God willing. That's why you should attend Mass.

Yes.

- I'll send you a postcard. - OK.

Rocio, it's late.

I'm coming!

Don't you make fun of me...

or I'll kick the lights out of you!

Do you know what Ortega y Gasset said about love?

I have no idea.

"Love is a state of stupidity."

You look stupid.

Let's see, son.

- Does she like you? - Kind of.

Did you...

sleep with her?

She's married.

God.

- How old are you? - 15.

I see.

How precocious.

OK, did you...

say anything to her?

I mean, did you tell her...

or is it a Platonic thing?

What?

Platonic.

- You love her in silence. - No, we talk a lot.

What about?

Everything. She's nice.

I see.

And her husband?

He's a flight attendant, and he cheats on her.

Well, well.

How do you know?

He phoned the other woman from my house.

And you told his wife about it?

No. I was planning to send her an anonymous letter.

Look.

MERCHE, YOUR HUSBAND CHEATS ON YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

And why didn't you send it to her?

I don't want to hurt her.

Her husband's to blame.

No, because she wouldn't know.

You don't want her to suffer.

- Do you want a smoke? - No, no.

My God. You're 15 years old and already suffering...

these harpies.

- Harpies? - Yes, women.

OK, Cosme...

let's...

study...

Natural Science.

OK.

- Shall we start? - OK.

There she is.

Such big boobs.

You must be masturbating a lot.

Let's study.

Wait. Maybe we can see something else.

Don't look.

People cast pearls before swine.

Come.

Yes, let's continue the class.

First lesson.

Cosme!

- I'm coming! - Cosme!

Cosme!

What is it?

Is it a general blackout?

Yes. No electricity at all.

The transformer is useless.

It always fails during storms.

I was about to cook.

Don't you have a candle?

Wait.

I can't find anything!

What a problem.

It usually takes 3 hours for the problem to be solved.

I was going out for dinner.

Where?

To the coffee house by the park.

Get down. You're getting wet.

If you like meat there's a great Argentine restaurant.

Look at you.

- They cook great steaks. - I want to go to bed early.

No dinner? It's just 10.

- I don't know. - Come on, it's on me.

- What? - There's a tango singer.

Let's have some fun. I'm tired of studying.

- I'll get changed! - OK, but it's on me!

It's nice here, and the meat is great. You were right.

My father's is not this good.

- He always burns it. - Your father is the cook?

Yes, and my mom keeps the books.

I'd like to tell you something.

- What? - I'm never getting married.

Why?

Because marriage sucks.

- Don't say that. - You should see my parents.

What about them?

They are always fighting and saying they'll split up.

- But they love each other. - It's not that.

If so, they wouldn't argue.

You're probably sad you got married.

Why would you say that?

Federico is always flying.

- And you are home alone. - Well, such is life.

Fede has his job and I have mine.

Yeah but...

last night you went out...

with the bike guy to have some fun.

Is that wrong?

No, but...

maybe Federico...

also goes to the movies.

- With another woman? - No, alone.

My father is so silly...

Go on.

My mom found him with the girl that washed the dishes.

- Where? - In the pantry.

Damn...

Good Lord, with your father.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to this beautiful Argentine terrace.

Particularly this group of friends...

who always join us. Cheers.

The night is a bit cold, so let's get warm.

For dessert we have corn flour cookie sandwiches...

flan with caramel, honey pancakes...

or our special dessert...

or our special dessert...

Carlos Gardel. What do you think?

- Carlos Gardel? - Yes.

Thank you.

- Do you come here often? - No, my parents are cheap.

- We go to Burger King. - How do you know this place?

Last year we celebrated the end of the school year.

Stop drinking.

I'm used to drinking wine.

Last year you got good grades.

- Sure, all As. - What happened this year?

I don't know.

- May I dance with your mom? - Hey! She's not my mom.

Don't get mad. Care to tango?

Yes.

Excuse me.

- Come on, let's dance. - No, I can only rock.

I'll teach you. I lead.

OK, I'll follow you.

- I hadn't danced for ages. - Don't you dance with Fede?

- He doesn't like dancing. - If I were your husband...

we'll go dancing every day.

You are so nice.

We're home.

Yes.

I had a great time.

Me too.

I wish I had a son like you.

See you, Cosme.

We could go swimming tomorrow.

You must study.

See you tomorrow.

Come on, go.

See you.

You son of a bitch! You idiot!

Wait.

You pussy! You're disgusting!

Vanesa, please, wait!

Oh God, my mom.

Wait, don't start yelling. I wasn't home because...

What?

Yes, it's Cosme.

Tell me, Federico.

Yes, no, I was...

at the park.

No, I was awake.

Merche? Yes.

I'll tell her. Immediately.

Yes, sure.

Damn.

Merche!

- I can't believe it. - Merche!

Enough. Go to bed if you don't want me to get mad.

- Understand? - It's Fede, on the phone.

- Federico? - Yes. He's in Puerto Rico.

- Tell him I'm coming. - No, that way takes longer.

- Why is he calling now? - He called before...

but I wasn't home.

- Come. - I can't get up there.

- I'll go the other way. - Climb up, I'll help you.

Put your foot there.

If I break my leg because of this idiot...

Damn.

Wait.

Come.

I'm scared.

I hope you're not lying, or I'll hit you so hard...

you'll never lie again.

Come on in, the phone is in the living room.

Next to the armchair!

Yes.

Do you think you should bother our neighbors...

to tell me that, Fede?

Do you think I'm stupid?

Prove it?

You want me to make a fool of myself?

Listen, Fede, we'll talk when you return.

But I warn you, I'm getting tired.

I'm getting tired! I'm getting tired!

Idiot.

He was supposed to return today.

But a relative of a friend died and they switched flights.

Merche.

I want to show you something.

Me?

I wrote an anonymous letter to you, but I never sent it.

I wanted to tell you that...

your husband, Fede...

like my father and the girl in the kitchen.

He's cheating on you.

How would you know?

He called a girl from here.

He called her "Chata,"...

and he told her he wanted so much to see her.

I'll show you.

- What? - The letter.

YOUR HUSBAND CHEATS ON YOU. I LOVE YOU.

Why didn't you send it?

I knew it was going to hurt you.

Wait.

These are my grades.

I didn't fail any subjects.

I lied so I could stay in Madrid.

Studying...

with you.

Cosme.

Cosme.

Oh Holy Mother of God!

Wait!

I need to make a phone call.

- Merche! - I'll call Santander!

- No, I'll explain later. - Your mother should know.

- Please, Encarna, listen. - She could be your mother.

Please, don't call. I'll explain later.

Did you think of AIDS?

- How could she have AIDS? - What?

- She doesn't have AIDS! - What do you know?

9,4.

OK, if you tell Mom, I'll elope with her.

- Who? - Her!

My God, she's driven you crazy!

Say what you want. But the headphones are mine.

Merche!

Merche!

Merche!

Merche!

Cosme, please leave.

I've got your clothes.

Give it to me and leave, please.

Merche, I love you.

Please, Cosme, that's enough.

We could go away.

Where?

I don't know. I have saved 223,000 pesetas.

God, why should this happen to me? Why?

We can go to Barcelona.

Look, Cosme.

Go get dressed and we'll talk later, OK?

Go.

Poor little thing. Barcelona?

Merche!

Merche!

Cosme.

Hi, Cosme. Could you do me a favor?

- What? - This is the key for my home.

A moving truck will come tomorrow.

I told them I'd leave it here.

Are you leaving?

Nobody can understand Merche.

Could I make a call?

Sure.

Come on in.

Do you know if something happened to her?

To whom?

My wife.

I don't know.

Would you like something to drink?

OK. A whisky.

One leaves without explanations...

and God knows where the other one is.

Damn them.

- Here. - Thanks.

I'll bring some ice. Soda water?

No, it's OK.

Why do you think something happened to Merche?

She suddenly moved to my Mom's.

You think she won't come back?

The moving truck is coming tomorrow.

She doesn't want to live here any more.

And I wonder...

why?

Why?

I wonder why too.

I am understanding.

I can understand if she's leaving me for another guy.

Me too.

But she didn't fall in love with anybody.

If she had, she would be with him now...

not with my mother.

Don't you think?

Maybe.

You're young, I'll give you a piece of advice.

OK.

Forget about women. Be gay.

It's much better.

Pour me some more.

FOR SALE

Vanesa!

- Is she gone? - Who?

Vanesa, what...?

Vanesa, you don't know him very well!

Vanesa?

Vanesa?

Vanesa?

What are you doing there?

Isn't this what you wanted?

Come, you idiot.

But Cosme, it's not possible. You've got no shame.

In your parents bed, with that slut.

It's not what you think.

How?

Come here! I'll kill you! Come here!

Let me explain.

You're not our neighbor.

You pervert! You have no principles!

First with the other one, and now with this poor girl!

Shame on you!

We work hard for you to have a career...

and instead of studying...

- Open up! - No, Dad!

Open up or I'll bring an axe!

Please, read this.

What is this?

My grades.

No, Aurora. Don't worry.

It's a kid's thing.

I'll tell you later.

No, it's not a grades problem.

He got 7 As.

A genius. A genius, Aurora.

Cosme is a genius.

- Hello, how may I help you? - Hi.

- I'm the teacher. - Forget about that.

How much do I owe you?

- What about the exams? - He got straight As.

I'm telling you, I'm his father.

- It was nice meeting you. - See you.

Tudanca!