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Mm-hmm. I'll tell him.
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Sheldon, you need to go
to the principal's office.
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Ooh...
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You do that every time.
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Why?
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Uh-huh. Okay.
I'll be right there.
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What's up?
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Principal wants to talk to me.
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Ooh...
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Grow up.
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Hello!
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Oh.
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What are you doing here?
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I got called to the
principal's office.
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So did I.
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What, you do something wrong?
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Not that I'm aware of.
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Did you?
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I hope not.
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Maybe it's good news.
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Sheldon, you ever been
called to the principal's office
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for good news?
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Never.
Mm.
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Gentlemen, good news.
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I had a feeling. What's up?
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We got the PSAT results back,
and Sheldon
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got a perfect score.
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Neat.
Thanks, Tom.
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I'll be sure to put that
up on the fridge.
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No, you don't understand.
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Sheldon's the only kid
in the school to ever do this.
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At his age,
maybe in the whole country.
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It was fun. I enjoyed it.
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So what's this mean?
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It means he pitched
a perfect game, George.
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I've already gotten calls from
colleges who want to meet him.
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For, like,
scholarships and stuff?
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For everything!
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They might even pay you
to get him.
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My man!
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When was the last time
you washed your hands?
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Come on!
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Can you believe it?
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Perfect score.
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Good job, moon pie.
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And not just that.
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Colleges are already sniffing
around to recruit him.
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What do you mean,
colleges? He's ten.
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Principal Petersen said
Caltech is interested.
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Where's Caltech?
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California, Mom.
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California?!
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It has "Cal"
right there in the name.
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You're not a part
of this conversation.
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The "tech" is for "technology."
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Shelly, go to your room.
The adults need to talk.
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Given the events of the day,
I would argue I am an adult
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and should be treated as one.
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I probably could've
said that differently.
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You honestly think that
little boy's ready for college?
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Hey, I didn't think
he was ready for high school,
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but here we are,
a year and a half in,
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and no one got hurt.
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That is different.
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He's got you
and Georgie over there,
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and he's still living at home
with his mother and his sister.
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And me.
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Sure.
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I understand all that.
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Then why are you
pushing so hard for this?
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Because these schools
are interested now.
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It's like football recruitment.
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You got to strike
while the iron's hot.
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This is nothing like football.
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Oh, yeah?
What if he stops being smart
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and they don't want him anymore?
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How is that gonna happen?
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I don't know. Conks his head?
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Will you help me, please?
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Sorry, I'm not a part
of this conversation.
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At least Dad's on my side.
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Doesn't matter.
Mom's gonna win.
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She always does.
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But I have to leave
for college at some point.
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If you went to college,
you know what would happen?
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I'd enjoy higher learning?
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You would die.
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You would curl up on the floor
and die.
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That's not true.
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You can't even take care
of your own boo-boos.
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For your information,
every college is staffed
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with a medical professional.
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My boo-boos will be
well-tended to.
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Sheldon!
Come back in here!
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I guess we'll find out
what happened.
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I already know what happened.
Mom won.
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Well?
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Shelly, I am very proud of you
for doing so well on that test.
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But you can't go off to college.
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Mom!
In a few years, sure.
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But, right now,
you can just keep taking
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your one college class
with Dr. Sturgis.
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Why can't I go there full-time?
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Oh, baby, it's an hour away.
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We can't drive you back
and forth every day.
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I'm the one who's
been driving him.
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And she loves it.
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How can he be so smart
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and so clueless
at the same time?
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Dr. Sturgis lives at the school.
What if he acted as my guardian?
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That's an idea.
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A crazy one.
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But it would only be
on school nights.
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Shelly. What's the point
of being intelligent
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if I can't take advantage
of opportunities like this?
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They're still discussing.
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Mom didn't win?
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It's touch and go.
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Crazy.
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Is staying with John
really that crazy?
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Yes. He doesn't
know squat about kids.
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Why are you even
considering this?
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Well, the Lord gave Shelly
these abilities,
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and I don't want to be the one
holding him back.
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Okay. I'll ask him.
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But I'm pretty sure I know
what answer you're gonna get.
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Sure! What the heck?
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Do you really think
you could handle
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living with a ten-year-old?
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Oh, he's only biologically ten.
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In every other way,
he's as old as I am.
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John, I don't think you realize
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the responsibility
involved here.
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Well, why don't we have
a trial run?
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Have him spend a couple days
with me and see how it goes.
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A trial run, huh?
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Like the space program.
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You don't send people up
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right away;
you start by
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spinning them around in that
thing that makes them throw up.
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I don't know.
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Connie, despite appearances,
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I'm not some stereotypical
absentminded professor
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who can't take care
of a houseplant.
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No, no, I wasn't saying that.
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Yeah, maybe I was.
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Here's an idea.
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Why don't you and Sheldon
come live with me?
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And then you can take care
of both of us.
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Trial run sounds
like the way to go.
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Not ready to shack up, are you?
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No.
Darn it.
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The Earth is about
4.5 billion years old.
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In the Cosmic Calendar, it's...
Shelly,
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we need to talk to you.
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All right.
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Meemaw spoke to
Dr. Sturgis...
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And?
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And...
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he was open to you staying.
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Yes! When can I go?
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Now, hold on. Before
you get ahead of yourself,
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this is just a trial run,
for one night.
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And even if it goes well,
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you're not starting
college tomorrow.
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It's just to see if this is
an option for the future.
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You understand?
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Yes.
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The prospect of advancing
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to the next stage of academia
had me feeling giddy.
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And, on top of that,
I got to pack a suitcase,
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which is like playing Tetris
but with underwear.
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You know, Shelly, it's okay
if you're a little nervous.
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You can tell me.
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I'm not nervous.
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All right.
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When I was your age,
a lot of times,
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I'd have to spend the weekend
with my grandparents,
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and that always frightened me,
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'cause they'd leave their teeth
all over the place.
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I never told anybody,
but I wish I had.
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That does sound upsetting.
Good thing I'm braver than you.
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I'm just saying, it can be tough
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sleeping in a new place
without your mom.
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Dr. Sturgis will be there.
He's like a mom.
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But he's really smart.
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Welcome!
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Come in, come in!
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You like chalkboards, huh?
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Indeed, I do.
Huh.
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In fact, I even have one
in the bathroom.
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You never know
when inspiration will strike.
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I may be the luckiest boy
in East Texas.
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I know it's Thursday,
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so dinner will be
spaghetti and hot dogs.
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And, for fun,
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I have a few episodes
of Cosmos recorded.
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Forget "maybe."
I am the luckiest boy.
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Remember, it's a school night,
so his bedtime is 7:30.
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Mine, too!
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♪ So far away ♪
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♪ Doesn't anybody stay
in one place anymore? ♪
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Shut up, Carole King.
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Watching Cosmos while
we're eating dinner?
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Am I awake? Because
this feels like a dream.
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Oh, not for me.
In my dreams,
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I'm usually running for my life
from a giant praying mantis.
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That's the insect
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where the female eats
the male after mating?
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It is.
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I think I understand
why you're not married.
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This little piggy's
looking good.
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Hey, baby.
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Hey.
Need any help?
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No.
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Do you want to do mine next?
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Why?
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Well, just seems like a thing
mothers and daughters might do.
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing.
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Never mind.
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Georgie, what you up to?
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All my life,
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I've wondered
about life beyond the Earth.
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On those countless other planets
that we think circle other suns,
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is there also life?
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Might the beings
of other worlds resemble us,
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or would they be
astonishingly different?
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Do you believe there's
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intelligent life
in the universe?
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I have no doubt.
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Why is that?
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The Drake Equation claims
that there are at least
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20 detectable civilizations
in our Milky Way galaxy alone.
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Interesting.
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My sister likes to say
that I'm an alien.
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I've often been called that.
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Once by the praying
mantis in my dream.
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Maybe we are aliens.
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Perhaps.
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Or maybe people like you and me
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were the original
inhabitants of Earth,
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and everyone else
is from outer space.
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Ooh, I like that better.
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In the great dark between the
stars, there also are...
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After dinner, want
to toast marshmallows
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on a Bunsen burner?
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Good gosh, yes.
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Good morning, everybody.
Good morning.
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Angela, look, you know,
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I wanted to jot down some
household hints, you know...
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Want to go out and
get some ice cream?
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I'm watching this.
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Well, when it's over.
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Not really.
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Okay.
262
00:10:44,753 --> 00:10:48,322
Want to play Monopoly?
I'll let you be the thimble.
263
00:10:48,390 --> 00:10:50,324
And then he said,
"Boy, what a mess.
264
00:10:50,392 --> 00:10:51,959
How about cleaning this up,
huh?"
265
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,328
Well, pooh to you.
266
00:10:56,398 --> 00:10:57,965
Oh, yeah.
267
00:10:58,033 --> 00:10:59,600
What about the little dog?
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Nope.
269
00:11:01,403 --> 00:11:04,738
Finally, we strike the flint
270
00:11:04,807 --> 00:11:08,141
while turning up the gas
of the Bunsen burner.
271
00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:10,644
I don't say this often,
but that may have been
272
00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:12,246
the perfect safety lecture.
273
00:11:12,314 --> 00:11:13,714
Thank you.
274
00:11:13,782 --> 00:11:16,617
You're my guest.
After you.
275
00:11:18,687 --> 00:11:20,387
This is like
being around a campfire,
276
00:11:20,456 --> 00:11:21,855
only I'm not miserable.
277
00:11:21,924 --> 00:11:24,825
Would you like me
to sing a cowboy song
278
00:11:24,894 --> 00:11:26,994
while we sit around
our makeshift campfire?
279
00:11:27,062 --> 00:11:29,296
I would like that.
280
00:11:29,365 --> 00:11:32,266
♪ Oh, pity the cowboy ♪
281
00:11:32,334 --> 00:11:34,868
♪ All bloody and red ♪
282
00:11:34,937 --> 00:11:37,504
♪ For the bronco fell on him ♪
283
00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:40,374
♪ And bashed in his head ♪
284
00:11:40,442 --> 00:11:43,477
♪ There was blood
on the saddle ♪
285
00:11:43,545 --> 00:11:46,013
♪ And blood all around ♪
286
00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:49,283
♪ And a great big puddle
of blood ♪
287
00:11:49,351 --> 00:11:51,485
♪ On the ground. ♪
288
00:11:55,724 --> 00:11:57,057
"N."
289
00:11:57,126 --> 00:11:58,892
And there are two "N" s.
290
00:11:58,961 --> 00:12:00,027
All right.
291
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:02,229
You want to go bowl
a few frames?
292
00:12:02,298 --> 00:12:04,965
Don't you see me
watching the Wheel?
293
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:06,700
You can just say "no."
294
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,402
No.
295
00:12:10,506 --> 00:12:12,339
Have you talked to John tonight?
296
00:12:12,408 --> 00:12:14,041
Yeah.
And?
297
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:18,178
He and Sheldon were watching TV
without anybody yakking at 'em.
298
00:12:21,984 --> 00:12:23,917
I'm going home.
299
00:12:26,388 --> 00:12:28,689
Thanks for stopping by.
300
00:12:28,757 --> 00:12:32,326
Buy a vowel. Buy a vowel.
301
00:12:34,663 --> 00:12:37,664
If you like being tucked in,
I'm prepared to do it.
302
00:12:37,733 --> 00:12:39,967
I practiced on a watermelon.
303
00:12:40,035 --> 00:12:42,336
That's okay. I'm a self-tucker.
304
00:12:42,404 --> 00:12:45,973
Very well. Now, I'll be
in my room if you need me.
305
00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:47,574
Here's a glass of water
306
00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:48,709
if you get thirsty.
307
00:12:48,777 --> 00:12:50,610
And there's fresh chalk
on the blackboard
308
00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:53,080
in case of any
late-night epiphanies.
309
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,982
Excellent.
310
00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:58,952
Oh, and, uh...
if your meemaw asks
311
00:12:59,021 --> 00:13:00,387
how I did tonight,
312
00:13:00,456 --> 00:13:02,756
I hope you'll give me
a positive review.
313
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,024
Three stars.
314
00:13:04,093 --> 00:13:06,226
Out of three?
Yes.
315
00:13:06,295 --> 00:13:07,594
Wonderful!
316
00:13:12,868 --> 00:13:14,601
Hi.
317
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:17,070
What do you want?
I baked you a pie.
318
00:13:17,139 --> 00:13:18,238
Why?
319
00:13:18,307 --> 00:13:19,973
Well, I was thinking
we haven't had
320
00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:21,775
the best history as neighbors.
321
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,977
That's 'cause
we don't like each other.
322
00:13:24,046 --> 00:13:27,581
Right, so I thought we could sit
down over a slice of rhubarb pie
323
00:13:27,649 --> 00:13:30,017
and, you know,
forgive and forget.
324
00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:33,120
I haven't done anything
that needs forgiving.
325
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:36,723
Okay, well,
that sounds like something
326
00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:39,426
we could sit down
and talk about over the pie.
327
00:13:39,495 --> 00:13:41,461
Mom, I'm bleeding again!
328
00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:44,598
You know what, Mary?
I appreciate it,
329
00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:45,832
but this isn't a great time.
330
00:13:45,901 --> 00:13:47,934
Bobbi stabbed Billy
in the leg with a fork.
331
00:13:48,003 --> 00:13:49,336
Good Lord. Is he okay?
332
00:13:49,405 --> 00:13:52,906
It was a plastic fork, but
it broke the skin pretty good.
333
00:13:52,975 --> 00:13:54,975
Oh, okay, I-I understand.
334
00:13:55,044 --> 00:13:56,743
How about I take that pie
and give you a rain check?
335
00:13:56,812 --> 00:13:58,245
Um, sure...
336
00:13:58,313 --> 00:14:00,614
I think there's
mustard in the fork holes!
337
00:14:00,682 --> 00:14:02,149
Got to go.
338
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,550
You can keep the pan!
339
00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:12,426
Sheldon.
340
00:14:12,494 --> 00:14:15,262
Why are you running?
341
00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:17,764
I just want to kiss you.
342
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,068
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
343
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:26,997
Dr. Sturgis?
344
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,699
Oh, Sheldon.
345
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,634
So nice to see you.
346
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,436
I think you tripped
and hit your head.
347
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,104
I'm a bit woozy.
348
00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:35,739
I better test for concussion.
349
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,107
What's your name?
350
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:38,776
John Burgess Sturgis.
351
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:41,579
Burgess Sturgis? Great name.
Thank you.
352
00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:44,081
Who's the president
of the United States?
353
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:46,250
George Herbert Walker Bush.
354
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,018
I like Burgess Sturgis better.
355
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,920
'Cause it rhymes, sure.
356
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:52,256
Last question.
What is the only fermion
357
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:54,225
that may not have
an antiparticle?
358
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,093
The neutrino, of course.
359
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,695
I'm gonna rule out concussion.
360
00:14:57,763 --> 00:15:00,030
To be fair,
it was an easy question.
361
00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:03,367
True. Wait here. I'm going to go
get some ice for your head
362
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,236
and I'll fix you a hot beverage.
363
00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:10,107
Oh. There's a, there's an
Earl Grey tea bag in the sink.
364
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,743
I think it still has
some oomph in it.
365
00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:20,017
Hey, what you doing?
366
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,286
Pretty much what it looks like.
367
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,188
Would you like some company?
368
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,724
Sure, I guess.
369
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,926
Of course, if you'd rather watch
TV, I could leave you alone.
370
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,395
Oh, no, no. No, it's a rerun.
371
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,163
But even if it weren't...
372
00:15:33,232 --> 00:15:35,165
Ooh.
373
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:45,242
Hey, what... what's wrong?
374
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:48,779
Nothing. Keep going.
375
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,384
Mary?
376
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:57,254
George, I just miss
my little boy so much,
377
00:15:57,323 --> 00:16:01,125
and he's never gonna come back
'cause he doesn't need his mama.
378
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,327
Oh, baby,
of course he'll come back.
379
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:07,398
No, you should've seen
how happy he was.
380
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:11,201
All right, well,
still got Georgie and Missy.
381
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:19,877
Uh, oh, dear.
382
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:24,548
Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
383
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:25,783
Oh, dear.
384
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:30,754
Dr. Sturgis,
your tea is on fire!
385
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:37,094
Boy, it's a good thing
we did this trial run.
386
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,596
No kidding.
Ooh, it's chilly out.
387
00:16:48,515 --> 00:16:50,015
Night.
388
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:53,685
I changed my mind.
389
00:16:53,754 --> 00:16:55,654
I don't want to leave here ever.
390
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,023
You never have to.
391
00:16:58,092 --> 00:17:01,660
What were you thinking,
letting me take care of a child?
392
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,028
I won't make that mistake again.
393
00:17:03,097 --> 00:17:06,098
Do I look like Mary Poppins?
394
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:07,900
As smart as I am,
395
00:17:07,968 --> 00:17:11,169
I tried to put out a fire
with oxygen and paper.
396
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:13,772
It's okay. No one got hurt.
397
00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:18,443
I may actually have had
a concussion.
398
00:17:18,512 --> 00:17:19,745
What are your symptoms?
399
00:17:19,813 --> 00:17:24,549
It feels like there's hair
on my head.
400
00:17:30,624 --> 00:17:33,125
Hey. He okay?
401
00:17:33,193 --> 00:17:34,726
Yeah, he's fine.
402
00:17:34,795 --> 00:17:37,496
How you doing?
Much better.
403
00:17:41,368 --> 00:17:43,235
You know, I just been
sitting here thinking
404
00:17:43,304 --> 00:17:47,272
how I drove an hour both ways
to bring the two of them back.
405
00:17:47,341 --> 00:17:49,541
Pretty damn decent of me.
406
00:17:52,413 --> 00:17:54,246
Come here.
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