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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
before we had the Internet
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to diagnose all of our illnesses, we had my mom.
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That's right.
Before there was WebMD,
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we had BevMD.
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My neck is killing me.
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I must've
slept on it funny.
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What's that? Neck pain?
Can you look down?Yeah, I guess.
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You guess?
[SCOFFS]
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We're going to the doctor.
It's definitely meningitis.
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It's not meningitis!
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You know who else didn't think
they had meningitis?
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Your cousin Gerald.
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Then it ate
through his spine,
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and now he's just
a human jellyfish
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they have to carry around
in a bucket!
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Walk away from me.
Let me see how you walk.
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Your gait's uneven.
We're going to the doctor!
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ADULT ADAM:
And while my mother
overreacted to everything,
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my dad didn't react at all.
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Dad?
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I fell off the tree
trying to get my boomerang,
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and this happened.
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Just don't pick at it.
You'll be fine.
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Yes!
I'm going back out!
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Oh! Ow!
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ADULT ADAM: But the worst
was when you'd get caught
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between
their medical philosophies.
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Dad, does this look normal?
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Considering you're a greasy,
oily teen with a zit? Yes.
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No! That is a spider bite.
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My nail girl
Janae's middle son
thought he had a zit,
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but it was actually
a black widow injection point.
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Next thing he knew,
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about 100 newborn spiders
emerged from his fleshy cheek.
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I don't like the spider eggs
in my face, Mama!
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Murray, start the car.
We're going to the E.R.
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Yeah, it's a zit.
I'm not doing that.
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Mama's got you, baby!
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[PANTING]
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[STAMMERS]
I don't want
the spiders!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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ADULT ADAM: It was April 3rd, 1980-something,
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and my sister's
stalled music career
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was about to get a boost.
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Guys, I have insane news!
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We just got
the gig of a lifetime.
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We're playing The Philadelphia
freakin' Spectrum!
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The Spectrum?
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The Flyers Wives
have this charity
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where they throw
a whole carnival.
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And we got picked
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to be the local band
to perform live on stage.
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How did this even happen?
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Word of mouth, obviously.
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For sure. Also,
I submitted a demo.
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Oh, my God, Geoff.
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You are seriously
the most amazing
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boyfriend/band manager ever.
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Me, manager? Really?
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You got us
our big break, Geoff.
You've totally earned it.
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Sweet! If there's
one thing I know,
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managing my hot-tempered
girlfriend's band
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could only end well.
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Problem. This letter's
for you and Lainey.
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Yeah, I submitted their demo
six months ago.
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So now they're only getting
two-thirds of the band
they want?
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You suck, and you're fired!
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Oh, no! This didn't
end well at all!
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We are so boned!
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There's no way they'll ever
want us to perform now.
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Like, why not?
We still totally rock it hard
without Lainey.
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It's true. The Dropouts
still got the goods.
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I demand you go for it!
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Damn it. Our old but re-hired
band manager is right.
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Our rocket ride
to superstardom
begins now.
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You know,
I've been dabbling a bit
in documentary filmmaking.
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Maybe I can make
a rockumentary
about you guys,
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like U2's
Rattle and Hum.
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No way, nerd.
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Oh, wait. Sorry.
Force of habit.
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Yes.
For real?
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Our fans will for sure
want to know
how it all started.
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Sweet! You get to perform
for carnies
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and the Flyers'
romantic partners,
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and I get to film it.
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I heard "Flyers"
and "carnies."
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I must be a part
of whatever this is.
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They got a real gig
playing The Spectrum.
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No, it's none of his business.
Just butt out, dude.
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Come on! We both know
you need my fresh rhymes.
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Your garbage rap
has no place in a rock band.
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So what about when Aerosmith
combined their rock
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with the sick rap stylings
of Run-DMC?
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Doesn't matter!
You're not even in the band.
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Oh, I'm in the band!
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No, you're not.
I'm in the band.
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No, you're not!
Stop saying it!
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Saying what?
You're in the band.
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She said it!
Adam's got it on tape!
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It's official!
I'm in the band.
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ADULT ADAM:
And so Barry decided
to butt into Erica's life.
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Meanwhile, my Dad was facing
the decision of a lifetime.
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What form you like
your pretzels in, Mur?
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Rods or twists?
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Really?
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It's gotten to the point
where you're so lazy,
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even Bill
has to get your snacks?
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Hey, there's nothing lazy
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about my robust
gentleman best friend here.
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Thank you, Bill!
He just hasn't been able
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to use his left arm
for three weeks
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because of a searing,
fire-like shoulder pain.
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Thank you, Bill!
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You what? Why haven't
you said anything?
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I just tweaked my shoulder
reaching for the remote wrong.
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Don't make a big deal
out of it.
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You can't move your arm.
How is that not a big deal?
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It's just a tweak!
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Or advanced leprosy.
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Oh, no!
That's the worst kind!
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Don't listen to her, Bill.
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You know who else
didn't listen?
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Myrna Silvman's nephew.
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And the boy had to move
to a Hawaiian island
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where there are
no direct flights.
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In the end, he was just
an ear and a foot.
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Sweet Lord! I don't
want a friend who's just
human odds and ends.
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Go to a doctor!
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I'm not going to a doctor!
They're scam artists!
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Yeah. Looks like you just
tweaked your shoulder.
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Damn it! There goes
another 100 bucks
plus parking.
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Why don't I set you up
with a sling?
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Ugh. Here comes
the upsell.
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I'm just so glad you don't
have to move to a leper colony
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and turn into an eyeball
and a couple of knuckles.
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How long have you had
this mole?
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There a problem?
No, it's just
a bit abnormal.
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It's probably nothing,
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but I'd like to do a biopsy,
just to be safe.
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Ah, the
"just-to-be-safe biopsy."
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Again with the upsell.
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Your insurance covers it.
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Head two doors down.
It's not gonna
cost you anything.
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Hoo-hoo!
You hear that, Bevy?
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This clown's giving away
free biopsies.
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Quickly,
show him your blotches.
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Murray, this is serious.
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I'm fine.
Don't spin out.
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Doctor, quick question.
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Will he live?
Yup.
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Don't sugarcoat it.
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Will he live?
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Yup.
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Have you no bedside manner?
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Will he live?
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Yup.
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ADULT ADAM:
As my paranoid mom spun out,
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I was busy
spinning documentary gold.
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One, two, three, four!
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♪ Girls, rise up
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BOTH: ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!
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♪ Girls, rise up
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♪ Hey! Hey! Hey!
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♪ Girls rise up... ♪
[RAPPING]
♪ Yo, whassup, girl?
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♪ Get in my Jacuzzi
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♪ I invited you in
'cause you look
like a floozy
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That's inappropriate!
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♪ My name is Big Tasty,
and you just won the lotto
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♪ So take off your clothes
and come into my grotto ♪
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Okay, stop right now!
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What the hell
are you doing?
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Oh, just riffing
on your girl-power theme
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with a laser-hot verse.
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I'm gonna kill your face!
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Come on, Erica!
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Just let me
rock The Spectrum with you.
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This is my dream.
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Oh, my God. You have
so many stupid dreams.
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Why take mine?
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But this one encompasses
all of them.
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First, I wow the crowd
with my lyrical gymnastics,
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thus getting signed
to a major record label.
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That's crazy.
Second, I drop the mic,
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pick up a hockey stick.
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The Flyers Wives
see my hockey skills
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and immediately sign me
to their husbands' team.
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That's even crazier.
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Third,
I drop the hockey stick,
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pick up a stethoscope,
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save the charity
by curing cancer
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right there on the ice!
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You will not ruin
my legitimate dream
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with your three
ridiculous ones.
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You're not
in the band!
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[GRUNTING]
[SCREAMING]
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Hey!
ERICA: I'm so sick of you!
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GEOFF: Oh, no! Okay.
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Ow! My ass!
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GEOFF: His ass!
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Initial thoughts?
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Well, I... I'm not
gonna sugarcoat this,
'cause I love you,
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but this movie's
complete hazarai.
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What's that mean?
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Yiddish for
"a flaming pile
of [BLEEP]."
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[SCOFFS] I know!
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Erica's band didn't even
get through one song.
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If anything,
it's hilarious.
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They're like
big-haired bozos
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who don't even know
what words mean.
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Wait! That's it!
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This whole time,
I thought I was making
a serious concert film,
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but really, this is
This is Spinal Tap!
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What is "Spinal Tap"?
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This is
This is Spinal Tap!
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Okay, I know I ask this a lot,
but I mean it this time.
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What's happening?
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It's a mockumentary
about a fictional band.
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It's one of
my favorite comedies
of all time.
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Look, here's a sketch from TV.
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You've got Nigel Tufnel,
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David St. Hubbins,
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Derek Smalls.
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They're such British morons
that their amps go to 11
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and they can never
find their way to stage.
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Wait. Y... You want
to make fun of Erica?
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But your whole movie's
supposed to be
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about her rocket ride
to fame.
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Does it really matter
whose rocket ride
to fame it is,
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as long as someone
gets on the rocket?
Mainly me?
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You're very passionate,
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so I'll just say,
"Go get 'em!"
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Pops is on board!
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Thanks for always
being there for me!
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I really don't need
to come over so much.
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ADULT ADAM:
While I secretly turned
my rockumentary
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into a mockumentary...
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
...my mom
had spilled the secret
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about my dad's
suspicious mole.
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What?
Hi, Murray.
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It's just... so good
to see you up and about.
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Uh-huh.
Thought you might like
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a nice homemade
baked ziti tonight.
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Okay.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
248
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What?
249
00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:57,955
We just want to say
that we're here for you.
250
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Okay.
251
00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:00,784
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
252
00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:02,307
What?
253
00:08:02,351 --> 00:08:04,309
You are not alone,
Murray Goldberg.
254
00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:05,397
Okay.
255
00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:07,399
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
256
00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:09,227
What?
257
00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:10,577
We know about
that suspicious mole!
258
00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,883
Bevy!
What is it?
What can I do?
259
00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:14,581
They know!
They're giving me
free stuff!
260
00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:16,931
I told you dumb cows
not to say anything.
261
00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,715
And thank you all
for the thoughtful dish.
262
00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:21,631
I told you
it's not a big deal.
263
00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:24,155
But then you go and blab it
to your mob of yentas?
264
00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:25,505
I had to, Murray.
265
00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,376
This way,
they'll lay awake all night
266
00:08:27,419 --> 00:08:29,465
full of panic and misery,
just like me.
267
00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,336
It's the whole point
of friendship.
268
00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:33,208
Fine, as long as you didn't
tell anybody else.
269
00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:34,078
No one. I promise.
270
00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:35,340
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
271
00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:38,822
There's my angel
on Earth.
272
00:08:38,866 --> 00:08:40,563
I might've mentioned it
to one other person.
273
00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,739
Don't you worry, pal.
274
00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:45,350
I'll marry Bev
and raise your kids as my own.
275
00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:50,225
ADULT ADAM:
After realizing my sister's
band was ridiculous,
276
00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:51,922
I became Marty DiBergi
277
00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,837
and would direct
my own version
ofSpinal Tap.
278
00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:56,536
So, this is where
the magic happens, huh?
279
00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:59,147
Oh, yeah.
I find inspiration everywhere.
280
00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:01,715
This week, I'm really inspired
by women being empowered.
281
00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:04,195
I mean, take someone
like Gloria Tubman.
282
00:09:04,239 --> 00:09:06,371
She discovered
the Underground Railroad
283
00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:08,330
and was
the first lady to vote.
284
00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:10,245
She's my muse,
which is why we dedicated
285
00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:11,855
our first cassingle
to her memory.
286
00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:14,075
It's called Don't be Jealous Cuz I'm Hot.
287
00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:15,903
ADAM: So, how long
have you been drumming for?
288
00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:18,209
Actually, I'm pretty new
to the drums.
289
00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:19,907
But when I started,
290
00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:22,257
it was like I'd been
drumming my whole life
291
00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:24,346
in here.
292
00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:25,869
Ba-boom.
293
00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:27,175
Ba-boom.
294
00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:30,874
Ba-boom, boom, boom-boom,
boom... boom.
295
00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:33,398
I have an irregular heartbeat.
296
00:09:33,442 --> 00:09:35,705
Welcome to my musical lair.
297
00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:40,014
Got my many trophies
over here.
298
00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:41,189
[CLICKS TONGUE]
299
00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:43,713
Check it!
Personal kara-te dojo.
300
00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,236
All my sweat gear.
301
00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:48,065
Wristbands, headbands,
towels...
302
00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,197
Soaks it all up.
303
00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,460
This is my home studio.
304
00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:54,028
I got a list of words
that rhyme with other words.
305
00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:57,684
Cat, bat, hat,
mat, rat...
306
00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:58,989
Dude, why do you
keep filming him?
307
00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,251
He's not even
in the band!
308
00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,601
Yeah,
I'm in the band!
309
00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:03,298
You're not in the band!
310
00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:04,691
You're not in the band!
311
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:05,909
Get out of here!
312
00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:07,041
You suck!
313
00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:10,871
I'm in the band.
314
00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,394
ADAM: So, how'd you guys
get your name?
315
00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:15,005
Our band name? Oh, man,
that's a crazy story.
316
00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:17,007
See, we're called
The Dropouts because
317
00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:19,140
we dropped out
of college.
318
00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:20,794
When you hear it
out loud,
319
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,665
it's not really crazy
or a story.
320
00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,668
I'm their manager.
Rock 'n' roll!
321
00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:27,844
Danish butter cookie?
322
00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,933
[GASPS]
But that's your special tin.
323
00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,543
It's the least I can do.
324
00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:35,025
I mean, this year's
been so hard.
325
00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,505
[VOICE BREAKING]
No one in this family
has taken me seriously
326
00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,594
except for you.
327
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,770
I don't know where I would be
without your support.
328
00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:43,468
I mean, you're making
a whole movie just for me.
329
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:46,863
Ohh, wow!
330
00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,822
Ch... Ch... Chad,
maybe you should cut?
331
00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,911
No, no, no, no,
I want this all on tape.
332
00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:54,915
I love you, little buddy.
333
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,394
[CRYING] I'm sorry.
I need a sec.
334
00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:57,918
ADAM: Oh, balls!
335
00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,833
Okay, this is
no longer Spinal Tap.
336
00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:02,836
We are back to being a serious
rockumentary. Understand?
337
00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:05,055
This is no longer funny
in any way.
338
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,317
Oh, ge...
339
00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,233
[SIGHS]
340
00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:11,975
I just made 1,000 concert
T-shirts to sell at our gig.
341
00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:13,194
Check it.
342
00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:14,412
Who's Big Testy?
343
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:15,936
[GASPS]
344
00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:17,328
Oh, no.
345
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:19,766
It implies I have
oversized private parts!
346
00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,071
[GASPS] Oh, wait.
347
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:22,290
Nice!
348
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,900
[CHUCKLES]
349
00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:26,250
Not a comedy.
Serious stuff.
350
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:27,948
ADULT ADAM:
While I was bailing
on my mockumentary,
351
00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:30,559
my dad was cheering himself up with a day in the sun.
352
00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:32,517
Going to the Phillies game.
See you later.
353
00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:34,432
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
354
00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:37,087
You want to bake in the stands
in an open baseball stadium
355
00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:39,481
like a Wawa hot dog
for hours on end?
356
00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:40,874
You mean live my life? Yeah.
357
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,440
Bevy, let the man
have a little fun
358
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,138
before he lays down
his burden
359
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,357
[VOICE BREAKING]
and crosses beyond the veil.
360
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,577
Bill, no one knows
what you're saying.
Go wait in the car.
361
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,144
It's fine.
Go see the Phillies.
362
00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:52,799
All I ask is you take
a few tiny precautions
363
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,365
to protect yourself
from the sun.
364
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,845
[GROANS]
Let's get this over with.
365
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,195
Is that you, Mur?
366
00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:01,938
It is him,
underneath three layers
of SPF-500 sunblock,
367
00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:03,679
opera-length ski gloves,
368
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,116
my gardening hat,
zinc for the nose,
369
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,335
fetching neckerchief,
370
00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:08,945
and BluBlocker sunglasses.
371
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,514
In case it's not clear,
I'm not going to the game.
372
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:13,994
Don't worry, buddy.
373
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:16,344
Just a regular-season game.
Not gonna miss a thing.
374
00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:19,086
Phillies great
Mike Schmidt stunned
the baseball world today
375
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,914
with his surprise
retirement announcement
376
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,437
before tonight's game.
377
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,569
18 years ago,
I left Dayton, Ohio,
378
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:27,877
[VOICE BREAKING] with a dream to become a major-league baseball player.
379
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:30,662
[CRYING] I thank God
that dream came true.
380
00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:33,100
You made me miss
Mike Schmidt's last game.
381
00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:34,492
Was he good?
382
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:37,060
Only the greatest Phillie
of all time!
383
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,453
Well, maybe
he'll change his mind
384
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:39,715
and play
more baseball games.
385
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,151
Leave me be.
Got it.
386
00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:43,458
ADULT ADAM: My dad wouldnever get over missing that game.
387
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:44,981
Meanwhile,
The Dropouts had arrived
388
00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,766
at the city's
biggest charity event.
389
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,071
Okay, guys,
we're rolling.
390
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:50,204
All right, time to finish
this very legitimate,
391
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,379
non-ironic documentary.
392
00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,033
Everyone feeling okay?
393
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,730
Not at all. There's
so many people down there.
394
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,298
Dude, you're our manager!
Your job is to calm us down!
395
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,735
I want to,
but did you see the crowd?
396
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,737
If you're not super nervous,
you really should be.
397
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,608
This is, like,
a total nightmare.
398
00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:06,611
They even got hockey legend
Bobby Clarke in the dunk tank!
399
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,265
I'm so glad
I'm not in this band
400
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,745
and don't have
to sing for him.
401
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,051
What do you mean
you're not in the band?
402
00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,879
You made it very clear
that you were!
403
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,663
I never once said that!
All right?
404
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,099
Tell 'em,
manager Geoff!
405
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:17,884
I can't! It's too much!
I quit!
406
00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:20,060
Oh, no!
We just lost our manager!
407
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,670
He's, like, the backbone
of this whole operation!
408
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:24,542
Okay! Everyone, calm down!
409
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:27,632
Erica, you said
me supporting you
means everything, right?
410
00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,069
So hear me now.
411
00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,897
You were born
to do this!
412
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,289
What about me?
413
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,813
You were born, too.
414
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,075
[GASPS] Was I born?
415
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,120
Yes, everyone here
was born!
416
00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:39,688
Okay, just go out there
and sing your heart out
417
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:41,516
so I can get
some awesome footage
418
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:44,562
for my very real,
non-comedic documentary.
419
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,477
[CHUCKLES]
Adam's right.
420
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,479
We got this, guys!
Rock 'n' roll!
421
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:50,046
Rock 'n' roll, baby!
422
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,656
Also, I'm back in the band!
423
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,789
Whoo!
Rock 'n' roll, baby!
424
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,138
Whoo! [LAUGHS]
425
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,444
ERICA AND VALLEY ERICA: Yeah!
426
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,794
Rock 'n' roll, baby!
427
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,274
Rock 'n' roll!
Let's go!
428
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:01,449
Rock 'n' roll!
429
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:02,798
[DOOR RATTLES]
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
430
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,756
Oh. Must be
the, uh, other way.
431
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:05,975
Rock 'n' roll
this way!
432
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,324
Rock 'n' roll! Yeah!
433
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:08,412
[WHOOPING]
Rock 'n' roll!
434
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,632
Ow!
435
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:13,069
Rock 'n' roll, baby.
ERICA: Rock 'n' roll!
[CLAPPING] Whoo!
436
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,244
VALLEY ERICA: Rock 'n' roll!
437
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,898
All right.
ERICA: Whoo-hoo!
438
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,813
Hey. Uh, we're looking
for the stage.
439
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,076
Oh, you go
down that way,
440
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,731
turn left, then left,
and go straight up the ramp.
441
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:23,601
There's your stage.
All right.
442
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:24,994
Rock n' roll!
443
00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:26,256
BARRY: Rock n' roll.
ERICA: Rock n' roll.
444
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,388
VALLEY ERICA: Whoo!
445
00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:28,650
BARRY: Yeah. One more lap.
446
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:30,304
Whoo!
Rock n' roll!
447
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,132
[CHUCKLES]
Rock n' roll!
448
00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,177
Damn it!
449
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:36,005
What the...
450
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,051
How the hell you all
end up back here again?
451
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:41,315
Oh, my God! You guys
really are Spinal Tap!What?
452
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,099
I'm literally doing
everything I can
453
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,362
to not make this documentary
a complete farce,
454
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,408
but it's impossible
to make you look good!
455
00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,975
Wait. That's what
you've been doing?
456
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,802
Making me look
like some kind of joke?
457
00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:53,718
Honestly,
I didn't have to do much.
458
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:56,069
So much for being
the one person left
who believes in me.
459
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,201
[SIGHS]
BARRY: [SHOUTING] Hey!
460
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:01,204
I found another place
that's not the stage!
461
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,903
Now please help me down!
I'm so scared!
462
00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:06,688
Hey.
463
00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,472
I know you're mad,
464
00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:10,910
but I got you
a little something
that I know will cheer you up.
465
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,085
[CHUCKLES]
466
00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:14,652
I went to Carvel,
and I ordered a...
467
00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:15,784
Schmitty-Puss!
468
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,351
A what-a-puss?
Schmitty-Puss.
469
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,179
It's a Cookie-Puss
ice cream cake
470
00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:22,182
with a butterscotch mustache
made special just for you!
471
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,186
You didn't
have to do that.
472
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,101
I already moved on from
the whole Mike Schmidt thing.
473
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,319
Really?
Yeah.
474
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,626
I went back to Dr. Emry
this morning.Without me?
475
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,193
He said it's all good.
476
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,934
After all that, I'm fine.
477
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,892
[SIGHS] Oh, poop.
I am so relieved!
478
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,415
You have no idea.
479
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,677
What are we
waiting for, Mur?
480
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,505
Let's go get
our Schmitty-Puss.
481
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:44,421
I can taste Mike's
butterscotch mustache
right now.
482
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:45,770
[SNIFFS]
483
00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,209
Wow, your neck
is thirsty.
484
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:52,081
It's really sopping up
all this sunscreen.
485
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,040
Yeah, spread it around good,
like peanut butter.
486
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,171
What the hell's going on?
487
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,347
What? Just doing what
you wanted. Sunscreening up.
488
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,436
Carvel is down the street.
489
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,048
He doesn't need that much goop
to go a couple of blocks.
490
00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,049
All right, go ahead
and pop that shirt off.
491
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,615
Don't want those rays
to get through.
492
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,182
No! Don't pop anything off.
493
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,358
What the hell
is happening?Nothing.
494
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,447
Did you talk to the doctor?
What did he say?
495
00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:13,581
Well, the general gist is
he's got a bad mole,
496
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,105
so Mur's gotta go back
and have more
melon balled out.
497
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,064
Wait. You took him
to the doctor instead of me?
498
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:20,980
I'm his rock.
No, I'm his rock.
499
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,633
Enough!
You are unbelievable.
500
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:25,201
Your suspicious mole turns out
to be more than suspicious,
501
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,855
and you weren't even
gonna tell me!
502
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:28,900
I just didn't want you
to go crazy,
like you always do.
503
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,946
What's crazy
about loving my family
504
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,513
and wanting them
to be healthy?
505
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,645
You made Adam think he had
a spider's nest in his face.
506
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,605
You told Erica
that she had
coal miner's lung.
507
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,824
And you convinced Barry
that he had salmonella!
508
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,435
He did have salmonella!
509
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:43,741
He ate a raw goose egg
that he found in the park.
510
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,700
Fine!
Barry's a moron!
511
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:48,094
But the last thing
I need right now
is you spinning out.
512
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,225
Of course
I'm spinning out.
513
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,488
You're my husband!
I want to help you!
514
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:52,663
You can't.
515
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:54,752
Look, I haven't
taken good care of myself.
516
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,537
But I gotta deal with this
on my own.
517
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:59,366
Because you,
all you do is make it worse.
518
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,288
ADAM: My mom realized that she had to stop stressing about my dad's health,
519
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,377
so she took a more
laid-back approach.
520
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,293
Hey, hey!
What's the word,
papa bird?
521
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:16,078
What is this?
It's just me.
Easy-breezy Beverleezy.
522
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,993
What are you
talking about?Oops. I almost forgot.
523
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,995
Doctor E
gave us a ring rang,
524
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,736
little jingle jangle
on the Ma Bell.
525
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:22,780
What? What are these words?
526
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,347
Doc said you're all set
527
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,957
for your little
snip and stitch manana.
528
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,698
Not that I'm stressin'.
Ya feel me?
529
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,439
Actually not,
but it doesn't matter.
530
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,441
It's just outpatient.
Bill will take me home.
531
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,922
Makes no diff to me.
Cab it, thumb it.
532
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,793
Heck, grab
Big Tasty's skateboard
533
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,360
and shred
all the way home, brah.
534
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:38,927
Did you say "brah"?
535
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,189
Did you get hit in the head?
What's wrong with you?
536
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,756
[LAUGHING] Nothing!
537
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,801
Frankie says "Relax"!
538
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,064
Where's the beef?
539
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,891
I ain't afraid of no ghost.
540
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,458
Oy vey,Murray!
541
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:51,461
Beverly's loudmouth yentas
just told me about
542
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:52,723
[WHISPERING] the mole.
543
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,812
You're harshin'
everyone's vibe, Daddy-o.
544
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:57,380
The only mole we talk about
in this house is guaca-mole.
545
00:17:57,424 --> 00:18:00,122
Why is she speaking
in jive and Spanish?
546
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,037
I told her
that she makes us crazy
547
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,299
with her constant worrying.
548
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,432
That, you do.
Okay, fine!
549
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:07,782
I love this family so much,
I worry myself sick.
550
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,088
That, she does.
551
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,394
But there's one thing
I'm even better
at than worrying
552
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:12,743
when it comes
to my family,
553
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,310
and that's kicking ass.
554
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,398
That, you do.
555
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:17,139
So I'm not gonna
worry about this anymore,
556
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,662
and neither are you,
557
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:21,709
because I refuse
to let anything
bad happen to you.
558
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:23,232
Understand?
559
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:25,365
But if I'm gonna change,
then so will you.
560
00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:27,106
No more ignoring doctors
561
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,803
and not taking care
of yourself.
562
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,935
You're gonna eat right,
wear sunscreen...
563
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,504
And take a damn walk with me
once in a while.
564
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:35,244
Got it?
565
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,945
That is why
you're my rock.
566
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,643
I always will be.
567
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,559
ADAM: Turns out my dad was just as scared as my mom.
568
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:48,214
But with her help, he was ready to face anything.
569
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,607
As for Erica,
she was ready to bail.
570
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:51,869
Here. It's a map
to the stage.
571
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,001
You're gonna need it.
572
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,785
We all agree
you got this.
573
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,004
Go away.
574
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:58,180
I'm not going out there.
575
00:18:58,224 --> 00:18:59,790
You were right.
We're a joke.
576
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:00,878
It's my fault.
577
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:02,402
You only think that
'cause of my mean video.
578
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:03,968
It's no one's fault.
579
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:06,232
'Cause this whole
music dream of mine,
580
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,363
it's just
not happening.
581
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:08,756
Well, you may not
believe in yourself,
582
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,192
but you were right.
583
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,672
I really do
believe in you.
584
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:14,153
And I know you can rock
the hell out of that crowd.
585
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,764
Truth is, you don't even need
my sick rhymes.
586
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:17,982
You'll do great
on your own.
587
00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,636
Although...
588
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,812
I would do a lot better
if you were out there with me.
589
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:25,555
Even Aerosmith
needs a little Run-DMC
every once in a while.
590
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,383
So what do you say
we forget about my stupid song
591
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:28,950
and do a real one?
592
00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,560
Normally,
documentary filmmakers
593
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,214
aren't supposed
to get involved
with their subjects,
594
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:33,346
but screw it!
595
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,130
ADAM: And so Erica and Barry
596
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,001
got a taste
of their musical dreams
597
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:40,091
by joining forces to show
everyone in The Spectrum
598
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:41,876
how to "Walk This Way."
599
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:44,052
[ WALK THIS WAYPLAYING]
600
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,059
[RAPPING]
601
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,496
♪ Ahh, she starts swingin'
with the boys in tune ♪
602
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,498
♪ And her feet
fly up in the air ♪
603
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,021
♪ Singin'
"Hey, diddle-diddle,
604
00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:58,458
"with the kitty
in the middle" ♪
605
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,590
♪ And they swingin'
like it just don't care ♪
606
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:01,809
♪ So I took a big ♪
ALL:
♪ Chance ♪
607
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:02,679
♪ At the high school
ALL:
♪ Dance ♪
608
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,812
♪ With a lady
who was ready to play ♪
609
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,379
♪ It wasn't me
she was foolin' ♪
610
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:07,554
♪ 'Cause she knew
what she was doin' ♪
611
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:08,729
♪ When she told me
how to walk this way ♪
612
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:09,904
♪ She told me to ♪
613
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,949
♪ Walk this way ♪
614
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,647
♪ Talk this way ♪
615
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,127
ADAM: Life is a funny thing.
616
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:18,129
That year,
my dad's big health scare
617
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,566
would change him forever.
618
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:21,872
But the one thing
that always stayed the same
619
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:24,614
was that my mom
would be right by his side.
620
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:26,529
As for The Dropouts,
playing The Spectrum
621
00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,270
wouldn't just be
their best performance.
622
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,880
It'd be their last.
623
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,360
'Cause as important as it was
624
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,536
for Erica to achieve
her musical dreams,
625
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,669
she realized
it was more important
626
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,279
to go out on top.
627
00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:52,555
'Sup, cheerleaders?
You may have heard
628
00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:54,427
about my gig
at The Spectrum
last night.
629
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,080
It's huge news.
People are talking.
630
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,344
Anyway, I am
back on the market.
631
00:20:58,387 --> 00:20:59,910
And with graduation
coming up,
632
00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:02,435
time is running out
to score a date
with Big Tasty.
633
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:05,133
Who is that?
You're funny.
I like that.
634
00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,177
How do you feel
about Olive Garden?
635
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:07,309
Sorry.
636
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,006
It's a "no".
'Cause of Lainey.
637
00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:11,313
You know Lainey?
All cheerleaders
have a strict code.
638
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,575
Ex-boyfriends
are off-limits.
639
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:15,099
Your loyalty
is very refreshing.Thank you.
640
00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:16,579
And in the spirit
of honesty,
641
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,668
I really didn't
want you to say yes,
642
00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:20,235
'cause I'm not
over Lainey.
643
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,584
I'm only here
to impress the jocks.
644
00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:23,282
They said yes!
No. They didn't.
645
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,370
Also, we don't care.
646
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:25,980
Well, have a nice day,
cheerleaders.
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