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Previously on
The Big Bang Theory...
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We just published
a few months ago.
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How did you have time
to design an experiment?
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This whole thing is
actually a gigantic accident.
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You weren't even thinking
about super-asymmetry?
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Thinking about it?
[chuckles]
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We don't even understand it.[both laugh]
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Uh, can you believe this?
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Doctors Pemberton and
Campbell have been doing
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a press tour trying to take
credit for super-asymmetry.
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So what? I mean, no one's
gonna give them credit
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for accidentally
discovering something.
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WOLOWITZ:
Yeah, who remembers the guy
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who was trying to find India
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and discovered America instead?
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What was his name again?[chuckles]
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Now stop trying to steal
our Nobel Prize.
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You come up with your own idea.
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Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
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ELLEN [over TV]: Have a seat,
thanks for being here.
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I feel the same way about you.
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This is nice.
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All my friends hanging out,
watching Ellen.
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It's like, what am I gonna do
with my other two wishes?
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It's not nice.
She's having on the scientists
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who are trying to steal
our Nobel Prize.
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Although I will enjoy
watching her expose
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Pemberton and Campbell
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for the coattail-riding
frauds that they are.
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That is Ellen's brand,
gotcha journalism.
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Yeah, you should've
seen her take down
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John Krasinski last week.
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Got him to admit he loved
his wife. It was brutal.
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[shushing]All right, our next guests
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are a couple of physicists--
don't turn the channel.
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They've been doing
some viral videos online
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about what it's like to be in
the running for a Nobel Prize.
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Please welcome
Doctors Greg Pemberton
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and Kevin Campbell.
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[cheering, applause]
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Why does she even want
to have scientists on?
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Uh, silly question. Who
else will give her audience
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causal explanations of
natural phenomena?
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I love you, honey, but think.
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So you guys
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have discovered something
pretty amazing in the universe.
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Obviously, I understand, uh,
high-level physics
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because I'm a comedian, but...[laughter]
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...can you explain it
to the audience?
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Well, I don't know, I'm not
sure we're even smart enough
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to understand it.[laughter]
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Look, look, the audience is
laughing at them. It's starting.
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I hate to say it, Sheldon, but
I think the audience likes them.
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Well, that will all change
when Ellen asks them
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how super-asymmetry explains the
cosmological excess of matter
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over anti-matter
and they panic,
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like Leonard trying
to do a pull-up.
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Hey, what'd I do?
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Not a pull-up.
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People have been
loving your videos,
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especially the-the songs
that you've been posting.
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Oh, thanks.Thank you.
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Uh, this may be pushing
it, but I have to ask.
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Would you mind singing one
of those for us right now?
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Oh, why not?
All right.
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Come on, Ellen, they're right
there. Go for the jugular.
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♪ Let's get physicist,
physicist ♪
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♪ I want to get physicist
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♪ Let's get into physicist
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♪ Let me hear your boson talk
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Come on, Ellen. ♪ Let me hear
your boson talk... ♪
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪ We built the pyramids♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang!♪
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Dr. Pemberton.
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Dr. Campbell.
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Doctors Pemberton and Campbell.
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Morning, buddy.
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I am not your buddy.
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What's wrong?
I'll tell you
what's wrong.
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You went on TV
and were charming.
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Thanks, man.
That's what my mom said.
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PEMBERTON:
W-Why don't you come in
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and have some parfait?Yeah,
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we ordered it from room service;
it cost, like, 12 bucks.
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It's just yogurt in a glass.
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I don't want your yogurt.
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Then what do you want?
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I want you to hold
a press conference
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where you admit that you blindly
stumbled into super-asymmetry
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and it was really our discovery.
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Oh. No, thanks.
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You know, just because we proved
something by accident
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doesn't mean
we didn't prove it.
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PEMBERTON:
Yeah, I wasn't trying
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to prove that my wife
was cheating on me
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when I came home early
one Friday,
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but I'm still sleeping
on his couch.
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I told you,
you can do better than her.
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Thanks. It just hurts.
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And when you win that
Nobel Prize, she's gonna realize
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that she was wrong,
you are not a fraud.
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She is not wrong.
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Wow, I can't believe
you're siding with Linda.
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Shame on you.
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Look at this. They
posted another video.
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It's not even about science.
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They're on a
celebrity bus tour.
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Those are fun. I-I went on one
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and saw Tom Hanks talking
to his gardener.
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He's even nice when you plant
the wrong color azaleas.
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Those guys are good at
self-promoting, so what?
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No one ever won a Nobel
for being nice.
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KOOTHRAPPALI:
Yeah, but if they did,
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do you know who would win one?
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Are you gonna say Tom Hanks?
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He picked up a shovel
and helped the guy replant.
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SIEBERT:
Dr. Cooper,
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there you are. I just wanted
to tell you not to worry
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about this Pemberton
and Campbell publicity blitz.
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Are you worried?
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Not at all.
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Not even a little bit.
[laughs]
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Look, i-it doesn't matter
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if they have popular support,
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we're gonna get the scientific
community behind us.
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He's right, the Nobel Prize
is about the work,
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and as your fellow scientists,
we support you and Amy.
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That's great, Scooby Gang.
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Now, the university
is gonna host
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a reception for you
and Dr. Fowler
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where we invite as many
academic luminaries as we can,
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uh, give them a chance to meet
you, hear about your work.
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Uh, that's a great idea.Uh, yeah.
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Who needs to be likable
when you have Nobel Laureates
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campaigning for you?
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Oh, yeah-- wait a minute.
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Do you not think we're likable?
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That's what's great about you,
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you never stop asking
the tough questions.
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[door closes]
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Hey. Kids asleep?
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Nope. I've been trying
to get them down for hours.
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Apparently, Halley's afraid
of the dark now
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and I can't turn on
the night-light
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'cause it makes Michael cry.
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Why doesn't he like
the night-light?
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Jot that down, we can ask him
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as soon as he learns to speak.
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We can also find out what's
so damn funny about birds.
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[Halley fusses]
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I'll go talk to her.
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I don't know why she's suddenly
so afraid of everything.
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Honey, remember,
she's my child, too.
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WOLOWITZ [over monitor]:
Hey, sweetie,
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I heard you were afraid
of the dark.
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I know someone else
who was afraid of the dark once.
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Your daddy,
when he was in space.
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[Wolowitz chuckles]
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And just like you,
I was wearing a full diaper.
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Hey, good news.
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They're inviting several Nobel
Laureates to our reception.
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Oh, great, like who?
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Uh... Makoto Kobayashi.
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Da-- ooh.
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What?
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Well, I may have been
less than kind to him
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about his Nobel Prize win.
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Why?
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I was jealous, angry
and new to Twitter.
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It was a dangerous combination.
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Okay, so scratch Kobayashi.
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Uh, George Smoot's on here.
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[hisses, groans]
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We have a history.
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Saul Perlmutter?
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[groans]:
Oh!
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What about Kip Thorne?
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[stammers]
That was a misunderstanding.
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I didn't know
he was right behind me.
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So you've alienated everyone
we need to help us?
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Well, Amy, if I had known
that someday we'd need them,
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I would never
have insulted them.
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Well, that doesn't
make it better.Oh.
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Well, it's also not true.
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[door opens, closes]
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Hey.
Hey.
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Oh, that's cute.
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Did Halley draw that
at preschool?
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I drew it.
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Well, good night.
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It's supposed to be
an astronaut.
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And I'm supposed to be
living on my own at this age,
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but here we are.
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Halley was scared and Howard
told her the sweetest story
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about when he was in space
and I thought I could turn it
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into a book for her and Michael.
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Oh, well, I mean,
I am an artist.
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Uh, i-if you want,
I could do the drawings.
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Really? That'd be amazing.Yeah,
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it'd be fun. And a,
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a nice change of pace
from what I usually draw.
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What do you usually draw?
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Well, good night.
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[device chimes]
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Someone texting you?Uh, no,
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I just met my exercise
goal for the day.
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By doing the dishes?
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Hey, you have your goals,
I have mine.
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Hello.What are you two doing?
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Mm, just finishing a workout.
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What's up?
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Do you have any cookie dough?
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Uh, I think so. Let me see.
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Yeah, we've got, uh, chocolate
chip and oatmeal raisin.
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Oatmeal raisin?
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I know at least two things wrong
with that cookie.
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It's for the Nobel Laureates.
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We need them on our side,
but unfortunately, Sheldon...
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No. "Unfortunately, Sheldon..."
that's all you got to say.
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Well, that's-- so you need
these people's support
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and you're sending
them baked goods?
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Yeah, they're pretty smart.
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Don't you think they're gonna
realize it's just a bribe?
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No, you'd think,
but sometimes brilliant people
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can be painfully oblivious
to social cues.
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Thank you for pointing
that out, Sheldon.
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Anytime.
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"Sheldon Cooper"? Hmm.
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"Sheldon Cooper"?
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[scoffs]
Pass.
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"Sheldon Cooper." Aw.
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Ugh, oatmeal raisin?
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Ugh.
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[phone chimes]
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Oh, it's from Saul Perlmutter.
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[gasps]
He sent me a picture.
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Ooh, let me see.
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Oh, he arranged the cookies
to spell out "thank you."
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Sheldon, that word
isn't "thank."
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[knock on door]Hi. I got you a surprise.
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What-- Oh. [chuckles]
What's the occasion?
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I heard you tell Halley
that story the other night,
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and I thought it was
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so sweet that Stuart and I
turned it into a book.
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The Frightened
Little Astronaut?
252
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That looks
just like you.
253
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:02,574
Look how tiny
and scared you look.
254
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And the best part is,
Stuart showed it
255
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to a publisher
friend of his,
256
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and they're interested in it.
257
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That is so cool.Absolutely not.
258
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Why?
259
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:15,326
Because I don't want
the whole world to know
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I was the frightened
little astronaut!
261
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:24,466
Maybe you should've called it
The Bitchy Little Astronaut.
262
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:31,255
You want to tell me
what's going on?
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Is my distress
that obvious?
264
00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:35,259
Sheldon, please don't
take this the wrong way,
265
00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:36,826
but when you're quiet
even for a second,
266
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something's wrong.
267
00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:41,048
Well, it's true.
268
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:43,659
The fact is, I feel
really bad for Amy.
269
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,965
Well, we all do.
270
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But just for fun,
why do you?
271
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Well, she didn't
do anything wrong,
272
00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:53,408
but she's paying
for my mistakes.
Wow.
273
00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,018
What?
274
00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:57,760
No-- I'm just
honestly impressed.
275
00:11:57,804 --> 00:12:00,937
When did you start caring
about other people's feelings?
276
00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:03,418
Well, I laughed when Amy
got a shock from
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the broken Christmas tree
lights, so it was after that.
278
00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:11,731
So none of them are
coming to the reception?
279
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,384
I don't think so.
280
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:16,605
Okay, what did he say
that was so insulting?[sighs] Well,
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he may have suggested there was
282
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an inelegance to the quadrupole
normalization of Smoot's data.
283
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,787
Damn.
284
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:30,314
See, sometimes I wish I could
invent a time machine,
285
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:32,360
so I could go back
and prevent myself
286
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:33,927
from acting so rashly.
287
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:37,539
Or moving forward, you could
think before you speak.
288
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:39,759
I suppose so.
289
00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:43,501
But the time machine thing
is probably more likely.
290
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:46,635
My problem is that
I don't always know
291
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,593
when I've gone too far.
292
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,900
Well, uh, if you like,
I could try to help you out.
293
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:54,121
You know, and maybe let you know
if you're crossing a line.
294
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:57,124
Oh, you mean, like,
with a code word?
Sure.
295
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,735
How's "shut up"?
296
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,217
That's perfect. People
say it to me all the time,
297
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,479
no one will suspect.
298
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,659
Hey, got a minute?Sure. What's up?
299
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:12,835
Uh, Bernadette said
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00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,445
you weren't crazy
about the book.
301
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:15,838
No. [chuckles]
It's great.
302
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,448
I just don't want anyone
to ever see it
303
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,276
or read it or know it exists.
304
00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,844
But this could be
really good for me,
305
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:24,455
you know? Finally get
my artwork published.
306
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:27,371
And-and come on,
it's a, it's a cute story.
307
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:28,459
Oh, easy for
you to say.
308
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,505
No one's gonna think
you're a coward.
309
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:32,681
Are you kidding?
The other day
310
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,597
in the comic book store,
a balloon popped and I threw up.
311
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,472
Can't you just
take my name off it?
312
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:44,475
No, uh, the only reason
the publisher's interested
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00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,782
is 'cause a real astronaut
wrote it.
314
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:50,046
Well, look, what if
we made a few changes?
315
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,874
Uh, sure, yes.
316
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,355
What-what do you have in mind?Well, nothing major.
317
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:55,660
But see here on the
cover, where it says
318
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,706
"frightened little,"
what if, I don't know,
319
00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:00,840
it didn't say that?
320
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:04,452
So, it would just be The Astronaut?
321
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,758
Yeah, you're right.
That doesn't quite pop.
322
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:10,327
What about...
The Brave Astronaut?
323
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,764
See, that's got
some zip to it!
324
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:15,419
Okay.
325
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:18,074
And here on this page,
where I'm crying.
326
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:20,729
What if, instead,
I'm... punching a meteor
327
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:24,254
into the sun with
my bare fists?
328
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:26,213
So you have superpowers?
329
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:29,085
I like the way
you're thinking.
330
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:34,047
Professor Thorne?
331
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,222
Dr. Hofstadter.
332
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:36,832
Uh, you know
my wife, Penny.
333
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,312
Sure. Hi.PENNY: Hi.
334
00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:41,097
[laughs]Uh, we wanted to talk to you
about Dr. Cooper.
335
00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,316
Now, before you say no...
336
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:43,491
No.
337
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:46,973
Well, then, after you say no.
338
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,539
No.
339
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:51,325
Okay, look, Sheldon's
a pain in the ass.
340
00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:52,979
But Dr. Fowler's
really nice.
341
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:56,286
So if you average
them out-- math...
342
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:58,941
...you got someone
who's okay.
343
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,160
[stammers] But more
344
00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,771
than the person,
the Nobel is about the work.
345
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:04,294
You should understand that
more than anyone.
346
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,644
Yes, because of your work
on gravitational waves.
347
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,037
You know my work?
348
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:10,344
I do. But I'm-I'm really
hogging this conversation.
349
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:12,128
Leonard?
[clears throat]
350
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,564
Just give them a chance.
351
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:16,350
Uh, science has a history
of difficult people.
352
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,917
Look at, uh,
Newton, who was
353
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,528
a jerk to Leibniz, and Leibniz,
who was a jerk to everyone.
354
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:22,617
Yeah, you know, and I
don't need to tell you
355
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,619
that gravitational waves
are disturbances
356
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:26,403
in the curvature
of space-time.
357
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:29,624
Or that the-- Hey, you worked
on the movie Interstellar?
358
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,110
So what do you think?
359
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,981
I think if you were in space
360
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:42,245
without a shirt on, you'd die.
361
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:43,986
Oh.
362
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,683
No, I am wearing
a shirt.
363
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:49,470
It's just skintight,
so you can see my pecs.
364
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,689
When did you get pecs?
365
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:55,650
Yesterday, when I made
Stuart add them.
366
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:57,695
Howie, what I liked
about the other story
367
00:15:57,739 --> 00:15:59,088
was that it was real.
368
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,699
I mean, nothing in this
actually happened to you.
369
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:04,137
[chuckles]:
So, it's a children's book.
370
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,834
I mean, cats
don't wear hats.
371
00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,662
And if someone gives you
green eggs, it ends
372
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:10,404
with you on the toilet
trying to make a deal with God.
373
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,582
But the real story was so sweet.
374
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,714
The little astronaut
was afraid,
375
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:19,065
but he still went to space,
and that's what made him brave.
376
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:23,243
[scoffs] But in space,
the other astronauts...
377
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,549
made fun of him,
and that's a thing
378
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,682
he doesn't want to relive.
379
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,379
I get that.
380
00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,340
I guess it would
just take a really
381
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,516
brave man to put an embarrassing
story like that
382
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,866
out into the world,
just so it might help
383
00:16:37,909 --> 00:16:40,347
some frightened children
not feel so alone.
384
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:44,220
Wow. That is
quite the guilt trip.
385
00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:49,051
Are you sure you're not Jewish?
386
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:55,492
I'm just a wife that is
so proud of her husband,
387
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:56,885
and doesn't think
that he has anything
388
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:59,061
to be embarrassed about.Oh.
389
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,803
You're sounding
less and less Jewish.
390
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,547
Hey, we just heard that
you're the ones
391
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,418
who convinced
the Nobel Laureates to come.
392
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:09,419
Thank you.
PENNY:
You are welcome.
393
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,420
You guys deserve this.
394
00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:11,552
Yeah, now get out of here,
395
00:17:11,595 --> 00:17:12,814
go talk to some
smart people.
396
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:16,774
Wait a minute.Yeah, sorry.
Sometimes I forget
397
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:19,212
you're smart because
you're so sexy.
398
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:22,606
I can see that.Yeah.
399
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,130
Dr. Cooper.
Dr. Fowler.
400
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:26,697
I was just telling Professor
Arnold how you came up with
401
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,482
super-asymmetry
at your wedding.
402
00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,658
It's a wonderful story.
403
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,138
Ha, it really is.
404
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,922
I wouldn't say it was the
highlight of the wedding,
405
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,706
because I've been
told not to
406
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,100
for reasons I don't
fully understand.
407
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:40,537
Uh, but what he does understand
is how the universe works,
408
00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:41,756
and that's
what's important.
409
00:17:41,799 --> 00:28669
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