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You unlock this door
with the key of imagination.
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Beyond it is another dimension-
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a dimension of sound...
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a dimension of sight...
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a dimension of mind.
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You're moving into a land
of both shadow and substance,
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of things and ideas.
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You've just crossed over
into the twilight zone.
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You think
about that now.
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You cannot run
a business
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by standing still
in a rut.
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A business has
got to progress.
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You got to keep pushing
and punching and prodding
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until it gets diversified.
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That's the word,
that's the key.
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Coffee time.
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A business must be diversified.
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I was just telling them, fred.
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You cannot run a business
by standing still in a rut.
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Just as variety
is the spice of life,
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diversification is the key
to success in business.
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Now, you think
about that now.
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Well, i got
coffee with cream,
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cream and sugar,
sugar by itself,
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cream by itself
and plain black,
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so i'm already
diversified.
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Now would you please
get out of the way, mcnulty?
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Mcnulty.
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Mcnulty here.
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Mr. Cooper would like
to see you.
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Hear that?
Did you hear that?
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Mr. Cooper would like
to see mcnulty.
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And do you know why mr. Cooper
would like to see mcnulty?
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Because i have
been feeding suggestions
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into that suggestion box
for 11 months now.
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Did i say
suggestions?
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Wrong word.
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Suggestions,
any clod can make.
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But dynamic blueprints
for the future,
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only mcnulty can make.
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You think about that now.
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He's waiting, mcnulty.
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11 months of
suggestions
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about to pay off.
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Say, you wouldn't
be interested
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in having dinner,
would you?
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If i was
starving to death
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and you were the
last man on earth
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and it meant
my survival, i might be,
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but i'm not,
you're not,
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and it doesn't,
so drift, mcnulty.
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Submitted for your approval
or at least your analysis:
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One patrick thomas mcnulty,
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who at age 41
is the biggest bore on earth.
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He holds a ten-year record
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for the most meaningless words
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spewed out
during a coffee break.
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And it's very likely that,
as of this moment,
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he would have gone through life
in precisely this manner,
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a dull, argumentative bigmouth
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who sets back the art of
conversation a thousand years.
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I say he very likely would have,
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except for something
that will soon happen to him,
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something that will considerably
alter his existence... and ours.
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Now, you think about that now,
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because this is
the twilight zone.
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Mr. Mcnulty, do you know
what i've been doing?
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Yes, sir, mr. Cooper,
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you've been going through
the suggestion box.
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I knew you would.
I've been expecting it.
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It takes a special
kind of employer to realize
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that one of his men
has got it.
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Obviously mcnulty
has got it.
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Truer words, mr. Mcnulty,
have probably
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never been spoken
here or elsewhere.
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Thank you, sir.
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Yes, i've just gone
through the residue
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of the suggestion box
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covering the past
three-month period.
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And here is
one of your suggestions
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dated
march 13th.
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"Make hot dogs flat
so that they can
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fit easily into
a hamburger bun."
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How about that?
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You think
about that now.
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"Make tin cans
square
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"so they can be
stacked together
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more easily in
garbage cans."
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Isn't that a gas?
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"Put small pontoons
in soldiers' field packs
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"so that when
they cross rivers
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they can get across
by themselves."
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That one is worth
a million bucks.
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The soldiers go
into the water...
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mr. Mcnulty, cooper
corporation makes
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ladies foundation
garments.
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It doesn't have anything to do
with hamburgers, hot dogs,
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tin cans or
national defense.
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And not one of
your 340 suggestions-
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i repeat, not one of them-
has anything remotely to do
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with this company's product.
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Exactly why i want
to talk to you, mr. Cooper.
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The key to a successful, modern
business is diversification.
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You think about that now.
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I have thought about it-
you're fired!
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Baseball?
Baseball is nothing.
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Soccer is the fastest
sport in the world.
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In baseball,
they change sides,
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back and forth,
inning after inning.
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The whole first period in
soccer, they run, run, run.
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England, france, spain,
south america.
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Soccer is the fastest sport
in the world.
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You think about that now.
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Hey, joe,
you know those swinging doors
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they got in western saloons-
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why don't you
put them in here
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and then you can call this
palucci's western saloon.
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How about that?
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Yeah, how
about that?
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I'll have it done
in the morning.
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Great! When i come in
i can think, "i did this."
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How about that now?
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Please,
the ball game.
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Home-run hitters
mean nothing.
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Come on, fella.
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We're trying
to watch.
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As to the average
long-ball hitter
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compared to a
consistent clutch hitter
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with a good average,
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i'll take the latter
every time.
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Well, that's
very nice of you.
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Well, it's a fact.
It's an absolute fact.
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Oh, boy, here
we go again.
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At no time has
a home-run hitter
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led the league
in batting.
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Yeah?
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Ted williams won
the batting championship
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and led the league in home runs
in 1941, '42 and '47.
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Exception
to the rule.
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Think about that.
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The exception
to the rule.
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You know something.
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There's a ten-inch
television set
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in my sister's apartment,
kind that dates back to 1948.
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She's got five kids.
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The apartment's
a six-floor walkup,
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and it's boiling hot.
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But i'll tell you-
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there's one thing that
apartment don't have
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that makes it
all worthwhile.
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It don't have mcnulty.
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Charlie,
charlie, wait. Forget it, joe.
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Shut it off.
Blabbermouth- i can't take it.
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Ah, you think about.
Hear what i said?
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The exception to the rule.
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The exception
to the rule.
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Let me ask you
something, mcnulty.
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How come you're
in here so early?
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You've been there for
three and a half hours.
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It so happens
i quit my job.
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I went into cooper's office
and i read him off.
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Don't tell me.
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You got canned.
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Well, in a manner
of speaking.
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You might say... yeah.
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We mutually agreed
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i wouldn't work
there anymore.
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Joe, tell me something.
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Wouldn't you think
that after one year
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of putting ideas
in that suggestion box,
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after one whole year,
that i'd get noticed?
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Let me tell
you something.
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Getting noticed
and getting liked
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are two different things.
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What do you know?
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Nothing, mcnulty.
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Not a thing.
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Good night, joe.
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Wait a minute.
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All i know is
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that every night of
every week of every month,
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except election day,
you come in here
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drive everybody
out of their skull
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walking on
your lower lip.
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Now, you think
about that.
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Will you think
about that?
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What do you say?
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I say...
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"54, 40 or fight."
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I also say "damn the torpedoes,
full speed ahead!"
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And on occasion, i will say,
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"it takes a heap of living
to make a house a home."
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Want another beer?
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Thank you very much.
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I would appreciate
another.
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Two more beers,
bartender.
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Two beers, big deal.
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What's your name?
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Potts.
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That's not
a bad name.
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I was born with it.
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Seems to me there
was a third baseman
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who used to play for
the phillies named potts.
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Lou potts? Phil potts?
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It couldn't be botts?
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No, it's potts.
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Two beers.
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You paying
for this, mcnulty?
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Because this guy just
gave me his last dime.
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This guy is my
friend, mr. Botts.
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Potts!
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And i'd appreciate
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a little respect
from you.
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I bet you would.
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You getting
respect from me
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is about as easy as
flagging down a cab
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on 46th and broadway
at 8:00 on new year's eve...
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in the rain.
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Never mind-
drink up, pal.
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What do you want
to talk about?
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Want to talk
about baseball?
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It's the great american sport,
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and i am very happy abner
doubleday saw fit to invent it.
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Cheers!
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To health, friend.
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Down the hatch.
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And now to thank you
for your generosity,
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i have something
for you.
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It's a gift.
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A small remembrance
of our friendship.
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What is it?
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It's a stopwatch-
a old family heirloom.
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What do you
do with it?
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I mean, it doesn't
keep time.
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It's just a stopwatch.
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That is a fact.
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But it is yours.
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You may have it.
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What'll i do
with it? Stopwatch.
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Well, someday you might
own a racehorse
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or you might want
to run the mile
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or launch an astronaut.
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Well, good-bye, old pal.
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Oh...
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e pluribus unum.
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Toodle-oo,
beertender.
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Beertender...
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nice clientele.
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Your friend.
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I wouldn't listen
to my mother.
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She wanted me
to be a doctor.
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No, i had to
be a wiseguy.
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Had to run a beer
joint like this.
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Well, you live
and you learn.
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Done for the
night, mcnulty?
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Everybody's gone,
you happy?
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You bored ten
people to death.
260
00:09:03,030 --> 00:09:04,246
You emptied my place
261
00:09:04,863 --> 00:09:06,749
like it had
a smallpox sign out there.
262
00:09:06,784 --> 00:09:08,000
Do me a favor-
263
00:09:08,617 --> 00:09:11,754
whenever you get the thirst,
go to some other bar.
264
00:09:15,507 --> 00:09:17,376
I don't feel much
like going home.
265
00:09:17,411 --> 00:09:19,878
I've seen the movie
onthe late show.
266
00:09:19,913 --> 00:09:23,015
I've even seen the movie
onthe late, late show.
267
00:09:23,050 --> 00:09:25,517
Sometimes i even wish
i was married.
268
00:09:25,552 --> 00:09:27,386
Do you ever get that feeling?
269
00:09:29,138 --> 00:09:30,639
Joe?
270
00:09:31,890 --> 00:09:33,142
Joe.
271
00:09:33,177 --> 00:09:35,027
Hey, why you
standing that way?
272
00:09:35,062 --> 00:09:36,278
Hey, joe,
say something.
273
00:09:36,313 --> 00:09:38,147
You look like
you were frozen.
274
00:09:38,182 --> 00:09:40,032
I was telling you
i was bored
275
00:09:40,067 --> 00:09:42,534
and this crazy gleep
gave me this watch
276
00:09:42,569 --> 00:09:43,652
and i pushed it.
277
00:09:43,687 --> 00:09:44,903
Another
thing-
278
00:09:44,938 --> 00:09:46,155
you make me
nervous.
279
00:09:46,190 --> 00:09:49,908
First, you bore people to death
and then you make me nervous.
280
00:09:49,943 --> 00:09:51,794
I make you nervous?
281
00:09:51,829 --> 00:09:52,911
You know something?
282
00:09:52,946 --> 00:09:55,414
You're the one guy
that makes me wish
283
00:09:55,449 --> 00:09:57,916
they never
repealed prohibition.
284
00:10:07,676 --> 00:10:13,565
Something tells me
this is a very unusual watch.
285
00:10:14,566 --> 00:10:16,435
And another thing,
mcnulty.
286
00:10:16,470 --> 00:10:17,686
Mcnulty?
287
00:10:17,721 --> 00:10:18,937
I'm over here.
288
00:10:56,358 --> 00:10:58,227
That can't be.
289
00:11:00,729 --> 00:11:03,232
I had too much to drink.
290
00:11:03,267 --> 00:11:05,734
I need some sleep.
291
00:11:06,985 --> 00:11:08,871
It can't be.
292
00:12:26,565 --> 00:12:28,317
It works.
293
00:12:28,352 --> 00:12:34,573
I push the button, i stop
the watch, and i stop the world.
294
00:13:25,123 --> 00:13:27,626
Good morning, wage slaves.
295
00:13:27,661 --> 00:13:29,511
Make way for a free man.
296
00:13:29,546 --> 00:13:31,380
Good morning, doll.
297
00:13:31,415 --> 00:13:34,516
Oh, what's the
suggestion this time, mcnulty?
298
00:13:34,551 --> 00:13:37,269
If you don't have one,
i've got one for you.
299
00:13:37,304 --> 00:13:41,640
Why don't you jump off a bridge?
300
00:13:41,675 --> 00:13:43,275
Honey doll,
i have a product
301
00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:46,395
that is going to put a dent
in your eyeballs.
302
00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:48,280
What would you say
to a stopwatch
303
00:13:48,315 --> 00:13:49,531
that, when somebody
pushes it,
304
00:13:49,566 --> 00:13:51,400
everything stops
in midair, hmm?
305
00:13:51,435 --> 00:13:53,902
Why don't you run away
and get lost, mcnulty,
306
00:13:53,937 --> 00:13:55,153
or get to the point.
307
00:13:55,188 --> 00:13:56,405
I already have.
308
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,156
Last night,
i'm in joe palucci's bar,
309
00:13:58,191 --> 00:14:00,042
we're sitting around
talking about this and that,
310
00:14:00,077 --> 00:14:01,910
when this funny gleep
gives me this stopwatch.
311
00:14:01,945 --> 00:14:03,795
Without thinking,
i push this button-
312
00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:05,047
this one right here-
313
00:14:05,082 --> 00:14:07,549
and everything stops dead.
Everything.
314
00:14:07,584 --> 00:14:08,800
Think about
that now.
315
00:14:08,835 --> 00:14:10,052
Palucci drops a glass,
316
00:14:10,087 --> 00:14:11,920
the glass hits the floor,
but the glass stops.
317
00:14:11,955 --> 00:14:13,805
Everything stops.
318
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,674
Palucci stops,
trains, subways, goldfish.
319
00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:17,559
Everything stops.
Think about that now, hm?
320
00:14:17,594 --> 00:14:18,810
Goldfish, too, huh?
321
00:14:18,845 --> 00:14:21,313
That's the most
amazing thing i ever heard.
322
00:14:21,348 --> 00:14:23,181
Now, get out of here, will you?
323
00:14:23,216 --> 00:14:24,816
Mm-mm. I came to see cooper.
324
00:14:24,851 --> 00:14:26,068
It is time to diversify.
325
00:14:26,103 --> 00:14:27,936
Oh, now, just a minute.
326
00:14:27,971 --> 00:14:29,821
Mr. Cooper's in conference.
327
00:14:29,856 --> 00:14:31,073
You're right-
he's in conference with mcnulty.
328
00:14:31,108 --> 00:14:32,324
Mr. Cooper,
i'm sorry, sir.
329
00:14:32,359 --> 00:14:33,575
I fired you, mcnulty.
330
00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:34,826
What are you
doing here?
331
00:14:34,861 --> 00:14:36,078
He barged right in.
332
00:14:36,113 --> 00:14:37,329
I couldn't do
anything about it.
333
00:14:37,364 --> 00:14:39,831
Well, he can
barge right out.
334
00:14:39,866 --> 00:14:41,199
Listen, coop...
coop?!
335
00:14:41,234 --> 00:14:43,702
You can't afford to fire me
this time because this time
336
00:14:43,737 --> 00:14:45,587
i've got more than suggestions,
i've got the goods.
337
00:14:45,622 --> 00:14:46,838
You think
about this now.
338
00:14:46,873 --> 00:14:49,341
You figure out
how this stopwatch works,
339
00:14:49,376 --> 00:14:51,209
and you've got a million bucks.
340
00:14:51,244 --> 00:14:53,712
Mcnulty, let me remind you-
341
00:14:53,747 --> 00:14:56,848
we make ladies foundation
garments, nothing else.
342
00:14:57,466 --> 00:14:58,717
Now, do you hear me?
343
00:14:58,752 --> 00:14:59,968
Nothing else.
344
00:15:00,003 --> 00:15:03,722
So i will give you 15 seconds
to leave this room.
345
00:15:03,757 --> 00:15:05,607
Now, get out.
346
00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:12,364
Hey, fred, cup of coffee
for the lady, i'm buying.
347
00:15:12,399 --> 00:15:14,232
I'll buy my
own coffee.
348
00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:15,617
If you're not out
of this office
349
00:15:15,652 --> 00:15:18,120
in one minute, i'll
call the police.
350
00:15:18,155 --> 00:15:19,371
Is that so, honey baby?
351
00:15:19,406 --> 00:15:21,239
It'll take more
than the police.
352
00:15:21,274 --> 00:15:23,125
You'll need the army
and the navy.
353
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,376
How about that crumb?
354
00:15:24,411 --> 00:15:26,244
He didn't even
let me show him.
355
00:15:26,279 --> 00:15:27,496
So what
am i waiting for?
356
00:15:27,531 --> 00:15:28,747
I'll just show him.
357
00:15:28,782 --> 00:15:29,998
Operator, get me...
358
00:16:04,666 --> 00:16:07,169
kitchie-kitchie-coo.
359
00:16:07,786 --> 00:16:09,671
Kitchie-kitchie-cooper.
360
00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:25,437
It's good for a laugh
but there must be
361
00:16:25,472 --> 00:16:27,939
something else i can
do with this thing.
362
00:16:27,974 --> 00:16:29,191
I'll think about it.
363
00:16:42,704 --> 00:16:44,573
...the police.
364
00:16:45,323 --> 00:16:49,077
Uh... never mind, operator.
365
00:16:49,112 --> 00:16:50,962
He's gone.
366
00:16:56,218 --> 00:16:59,721
So you tell our
advertising agents...
367
00:17:13,351 --> 00:17:15,237
hey, joe.
Palucci, all you guys.
368
00:17:15,272 --> 00:17:16,488
Have i got something
to show you.
369
00:17:16,523 --> 00:17:18,356
Well, that takes
care of the game.
370
00:17:18,391 --> 00:17:20,859
This thing is so great
you're not going to believe it.
371
00:17:20,894 --> 00:17:22,110
Mcnulty, make it quick, huh?
372
00:17:22,145 --> 00:17:23,995
Oh, now, listen,
you just pay attention.
373
00:17:24,030 --> 00:17:25,247
Pay attention.
374
00:17:25,282 --> 00:17:26,498
With this little gizmo,
375
00:17:26,533 --> 00:17:29,000
i can stop trains, tanks,
subways, anything.
376
00:17:29,035 --> 00:17:30,869
What about your mouth?
377
00:17:30,904 --> 00:17:32,120
Funny. Funny.
378
00:17:32,155 --> 00:17:34,005
Listen, last night,
i was at the polo grounds.
379
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,257
And right in the middle
380
00:17:35,292 --> 00:17:37,125
of ron hunt's slide
into second base,
381
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,628
i stopped the game.
382
00:17:39,663 --> 00:17:41,513
Yeah,
i stopped the game.
383
00:17:41,548 --> 00:17:43,381
I left my seat,
i ran down on the field,
384
00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:45,267
i grabbed second base,
and i moved it ten feet.
385
00:17:45,302 --> 00:17:46,518
Come on.
386
00:17:46,553 --> 00:17:47,769
Then i went back up
into the stands,
387
00:17:47,804 --> 00:17:49,020
sat down
and started the game again.
388
00:17:49,055 --> 00:17:52,140
And hunt, instead of being out
by ten feet, was safe,
389
00:17:52,175 --> 00:17:54,025
and the mets went on
to win the game
390
00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:55,277
because snider doubled him home.
391
00:17:55,312 --> 00:17:57,145
And that's not the only thing
i can stop with this watch.
392
00:17:57,779 --> 00:17:59,648
I can stop anything- watch.
393
00:18:30,929 --> 00:18:33,431
Well?
394
00:18:33,466 --> 00:18:35,317
Well, how about that now?
395
00:18:35,352 --> 00:18:36,568
How about what?
396
00:18:36,603 --> 00:18:37,185
Are you kidding?
397
00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:38,436
Didn't you see what i did?
398
00:18:38,471 --> 00:18:40,322
Oh, come on, mcnulty,
out of the way.
399
00:18:40,357 --> 00:18:42,190
I want to get home,
get some peace and quiet.
400
00:18:42,225 --> 00:18:42,824
Wait a minute.
401
00:18:42,859 --> 00:18:45,327
Fellas, fellas,
wait a minute.
402
00:18:45,362 --> 00:18:47,195
I'll put the
game on again.
403
00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:49,698
Oh, no...
404
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:55,337
well, you done it
again, mcnulty.
405
00:18:55,372 --> 00:18:56,588
You emptied my place.
406
00:18:56,623 --> 00:18:58,456
You drive more guys
out of saloons
407
00:18:58,491 --> 00:18:59,708
than carry nation.
408
00:18:59,743 --> 00:19:01,593
I get it.
I get it.
409
00:19:01,628 --> 00:19:04,713
Of course you guys didn't see-
you were frozen.
410
00:19:04,748 --> 00:19:05,847
I'm the only one who knows.
411
00:19:05,882 --> 00:19:07,098
I'm the only one.
412
00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:09,601
Huh. How about that.
413
00:19:09,636 --> 00:19:13,221
The greatest conversation piece
in the world- the greatest-
414
00:19:13,256 --> 00:19:14,472
and what does it do?
415
00:19:14,507 --> 00:19:15,724
It stops conversation.
416
00:19:15,759 --> 00:19:17,225
I'm closing up in a few minutes,
417
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:20,362
so it shouldn't be a total loss,
you better order up.
418
00:19:20,397 --> 00:19:21,613
Beer.
419
00:19:21,648 --> 00:19:22,731
Beer!
420
00:19:22,766 --> 00:19:25,867
Don't you ever order
anything expensive?
421
00:19:25,902 --> 00:19:27,736
Beer.
422
00:19:27,771 --> 00:19:28,987
And drink it fast,
will you?
423
00:19:29,022 --> 00:19:32,123
'Cause the combination
of you, the hot weather,
424
00:19:32,158 --> 00:19:33,375
and my business
recession
425
00:19:33,992 --> 00:19:35,877
is more than i can
take in one day.
426
00:19:37,128 --> 00:19:39,631
Give it time.
Give it time.
427
00:19:41,499 --> 00:19:44,636
Give me a heart attack
sometime, will you, mcnulty?
428
00:19:44,671 --> 00:19:46,504
Leave a tip.
429
00:19:56,898 --> 00:19:58,149
Hey, palucci, come here.
430
00:20:01,403 --> 00:20:02,654
Look at me.
431
00:20:02,689 --> 00:20:05,156
What are you, some
kind of a sadist?
432
00:20:05,191 --> 00:20:07,025
You know what
you're looking at?
433
00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:08,276
A jerk, a nut.
434
00:20:08,311 --> 00:20:10,161
You want to stop there
or try for moron?
435
00:20:10,196 --> 00:20:11,663
Why do i want this thing? Why?
436
00:20:11,698 --> 00:20:13,531
Because i want a little notice,
that's why.
437
00:20:13,566 --> 00:20:15,417
I'm not ashamed to admit that.
438
00:20:15,452 --> 00:20:17,285
And i'll tell you
something else.
439
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,170
When john d. Rockefeller
steps out of a car,
440
00:20:19,205 --> 00:20:21,673
why do people want
to shake his hand?
441
00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:22,424
I'll bite.
442
00:20:22,791 --> 00:20:23,425
Because he's loaded.
443
00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:26,544
Because he's got cash, loot,
lettuce, the old mazoo.
444
00:20:26,579 --> 00:20:29,681
That's why people want to shake
john d. Rockefeller's hand.
445
00:20:29,716 --> 00:20:32,183
J.b. Morgan walks
into a restaurant... j.p.
446
00:20:32,218 --> 00:20:33,435
J.p. Morgan walks
into a restaurant,
447
00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:35,303
the head waiter
breaks his back
448
00:20:35,338 --> 00:20:36,554
to get a table ready.
449
00:20:36,589 --> 00:20:38,440
You know why?
I'll tell you why.
450
00:20:38,475 --> 00:20:39,691
I figured you would.
451
00:20:39,726 --> 00:20:41,810
Because he's loaded, that's why.
452
00:20:41,845 --> 00:20:43,695
You think about that.
453
00:20:43,730 --> 00:20:45,947
And then you
think about this.
454
00:20:45,982 --> 00:20:49,818
As of tomorrow evening,
mcnulty is going to be loaded.
455
00:20:50,568 --> 00:20:51,820
Palucci, take
a good look
456
00:20:51,855 --> 00:20:53,071
at the old mcnulty.
457
00:20:53,106 --> 00:20:54,956
The next time
you see me,
458
00:20:54,991 --> 00:20:56,207
it'll be the
new mcnulty.
459
00:20:56,242 --> 00:20:58,710
Why don't you go
the whole route
460
00:20:58,745 --> 00:20:59,961
and move
to honolulu?
461
00:20:59,996 --> 00:21:03,081
Tomorrow i'll be able
to buy honolulu!
462
00:22:14,285 --> 00:22:16,154
May i?
463
00:22:16,189 --> 00:22:17,405
Thank you.
464
00:22:30,301 --> 00:22:32,804
Oh, no.
465
00:22:32,839 --> 00:22:34,672
Come on, everyone.
466
00:22:34,707 --> 00:22:37,175
Move! Move!
467
00:22:37,809 --> 00:22:39,811
Come on, everybody.
468
00:22:39,846 --> 00:22:41,062
Up, up, move!
469
00:22:41,097 --> 00:22:42,313
Do something.
470
00:22:42,348 --> 00:22:44,182
Come on, everybody,
say something.
471
00:22:44,217 --> 00:22:45,433
Walk, hey!
472
00:22:45,468 --> 00:22:48,570
Come on, everybody, move.
473
00:23:05,453 --> 00:23:08,590
Hey, fellas,
look, i didn't mean it.
474
00:23:08,625 --> 00:23:09,841
I'll have it fixed.
475
00:23:09,876 --> 00:23:12,961
Oh, please, come on, wake up.
476
00:23:12,996 --> 00:23:14,212
Mr. Cooper...
477
00:23:14,846 --> 00:23:15,597
mr. Cooper?
478
00:23:18,349 --> 00:23:20,468
Excuse me.
479
00:23:20,503 --> 00:23:21,469
I'm sorry.
480
00:23:21,504 --> 00:23:25,223
I'm sorry,
i didn't mean it.
481
00:23:26,474 --> 00:23:27,725
Please, understand.
482
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,611
It's not my fault.
483
00:23:29,646 --> 00:23:32,113
I didn't do any... oh, no!
484
00:23:32,148 --> 00:23:34,616
Please, say something.
485
00:23:34,651 --> 00:23:35,867
Move!
486
00:23:35,902 --> 00:23:38,369
Charlie, i'm sorry i bugged you.
487
00:23:38,404 --> 00:23:39,621
Charlie, move.
488
00:23:39,656 --> 00:23:40,872
Lady...
489
00:23:40,907 --> 00:23:41,489
joe...
490
00:23:42,123 --> 00:23:42,740
joe?
491
00:23:42,775 --> 00:23:43,992
Joe, say something.
492
00:23:44,027 --> 00:23:45,243
Do something, move.
493
00:23:45,278 --> 00:23:46,494
Joe, insult me.
494
00:23:46,529 --> 00:23:48,379
I won't come here anymore.
495
00:23:48,414 --> 00:23:49,631
I won't make noise.
496
00:23:49,666 --> 00:23:51,499
I won't drive people away.
497
00:23:52,133 --> 00:23:53,384
Honest, joe, move.
498
00:23:53,419 --> 00:23:55,253
Oh, you, mister,
please, say something.
499
00:23:55,288 --> 00:23:56,504
I'm sorry i took the money.
500
00:23:56,539 --> 00:23:57,755
I don't care about the money.
501
00:23:57,790 --> 00:24:00,892
All i want is to hear people
say something again
502
00:24:00,927 --> 00:24:03,394
and to see people moving again.
503
00:24:03,429 --> 00:24:05,897
Oh, doesn't anybody know how
to make this thing work again?
504
00:24:05,932 --> 00:24:07,765
Someone, help!
505
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,017
Help me!
506
00:24:09,052 --> 00:24:10,902
Please, somebody move!
507
00:24:10,937 --> 00:24:14,656
Talk, say something! Help!
508
00:24:14,691 --> 00:24:18,276
Mr. Patrick thomas mcnulty
who had a gift of time.
509
00:24:18,311 --> 00:24:20,778
He used it and he misused it
510
00:24:20,813 --> 00:24:23,281
and now he's just been
handed the bill.
511
00:24:23,316 --> 00:24:28,286
Tonight's tale of motion and
mcnulty- in the twilight zone.
512
00:24:30,889 --> 00:24:32,090
And now mr. Serling.
513
00:24:32,125 --> 00:24:35,210
Next ontwilight zone
a gentleman of myriad talents
514
00:24:35,245 --> 00:24:37,095
and a story written
especially for him.
515
00:24:37,130 --> 00:24:40,849
Mr. Mickey rooney appears in
"the last night of a jockey."
516
00:24:40,884 --> 00:24:42,717
He plays the role
of a diminutive little man
517
00:24:42,752 --> 00:24:45,220
screaming for help
in the bottom of a barrel,
518
00:24:45,255 --> 00:24:46,471
and the help he receives
519
00:24:46,506 --> 00:24:48,356
is unexpected
and quite incredible.
520
00:24:48,391 --> 00:24:50,225
Onthe twilight zone,
a cast of one-
521
00:24:50,260 --> 00:24:52,110
mr. Mickey rooney.
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I hope you'll be able
to be with us.
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