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You're traveling
through another dimension-
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a dimension not only of sight
and sound, but of mind,
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a journey into a wondrous land
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whose boundaries
are that of imagination.
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Your next stop,
the twilight zone.
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I don't see him.
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He's in the box
in front of the pulpit.
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I thought he'd
be in a coffin.
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Silly fool.
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That's what the box is,
a coffin.
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Thank you, sister.
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Brothers and sisters,
we are congregated
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here today to pay homage
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to our dear brother,
jefferson myrtlebank.
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We all know that jeff myrtlebank
was a good boy.
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He didn't always show up
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to sunday school on sunday,
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but we never saw him
at the bootlegger's
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on saturday night, either.
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Amen.
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We're all
going to miss
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this fine youth.
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The good lord
must have had
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a powerful reason to want
to take him so young in life.
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Hallelujah.
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But we all know
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that the lord moves
in mysterious ways
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and today...
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he's alive.
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The mid-20s.
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The midwest-
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the southernmost section
of the midwest.
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We were just witnessing
a funeral,
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a funeral that didn't come off
exactly as planned
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due to a slight fallout
from the twilight zone.
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Who in tarnation
put me in that coffin?
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Brethren, let's not
give way to panic.
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A small mistake seems
to have been made.
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Brother siddons,
it seems
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you got a little
sense left.
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Now, what's going
on around here?
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Son, we was about
to bury you.
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Bury me?
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We was real
certain you'd died
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the day
before yesterday.
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Died?
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Well, that's silly.
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Doc bolton
pronounced you dead.
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That's right, son.
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Your heart stopped beating
two days ago.
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I was at the bedside.
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Well, i... that couldn't be.
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I'm... i'm breathing now.
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It wasn't beating
day before yesterday.
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You was sick, son,
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real sick.
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Worst case of flu
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i've ever
come across
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in my whole
medical career.
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I'm surprised he lasted
past last wednesday.
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I hate to cast a shadow
on your medical career, doc,
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but i won't crawl back
in that coffin
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just to save face with you.
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Yes, sir.
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There was no question about it.
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There was no pulse.
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Well, i'm sure glad
you didn't embalm me.
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How do you
feel now, son?
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Well, i feel good.
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I feel a little weak
but, uh... rested.
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Hungry.
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I could eat the hide off a bear.
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I'm real hungry.
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I reckon you should be.
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I know you ain't et
for three days.
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Ma!
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Pa!
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Surprise!
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I sure hope
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you got a good supper
on the calendar.
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What's the matter?
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You act like
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i'm some sort of
ghost or something.
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Hello, son.
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Well, i'll be double-dogged.
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My own folks
are a-scared of me.
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Comfort?
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I'll bet you ain't scared of me.
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I'm the man
you're going to marry.
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Well, i guess you are at that.
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Liz?
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Now, you ain't a-scared
of me, are you?
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Jeff, you
fooled them,
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didn't you,
jeff?
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Yeah, honey,
i fooled them.
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Son.
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Son!
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Praise be.
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We ain't lost you
after all, son.
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I know what it is.
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I know
what it is.
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The miracle that happened
here in our county.
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"Ipso suspendo animation."
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Very rare.
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There have been only 30 cases
in the past 1,500 years.
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Ain't you just
covering up
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for your
miscalculations?
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I ain't heard
of that sickness.
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Ain't likely you would-
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30 cases in 1,500 years,
all them in europe.
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You should
quit trying to slandering
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my name and take him home,
give him some soup.
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He'll need
some rest.
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Well, i...
i'm a mite weak.
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We'll get you
right on home.
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Just as soon
as i crank up.
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I'll fry you
a nice rabbit.
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I'm sorry i acted
so funny, jeff.
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It was just that...
it was so sudden.
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Sure nice
to have you back.
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Oh, thank you
kindly,
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comfort, honey,
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but i ain't never been away.
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That was a larruping
good breakfast, ma.
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Well, i guess i'll get
over to that east 40
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and mend that fence.
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Oh, i wish
you wouldn't.
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It's only
been two weeks
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since you was
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at the brink
of the grave.
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You oughtn't
to be toiling
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from sunup
to sundown.
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I feel great, ma.
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I never felt
better in my life.
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I'll see you
down there, pa.
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All right.
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I... i'm real concerned.
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I... i just don't like
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the way he's behaved
the last two weeks.
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What do you mean?
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He's different,
not like he was at all.
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Seems the same to me.
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He only et
two eggs again.
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Why, ever since
he's sprouted teeth
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he's been having
three eggs
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at breakfast.
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Well, a man's
taste can change.
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And he goes around
fiddling with things
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night and day.
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And the way he goes
at that hard work.
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Why, he was never that
friendly with work before.
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Yes, sir, that's
true at that.
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I recollect
worrying many times
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that he leaned
just a shade
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towards the side
of shiftlessness.
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Not lazy, exactly, but...
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no.
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No, just uninterested.
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And since his sickness,
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he's been fighting
in that work
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just like he was
a year behind.
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No, it ain't like
him at that.
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All right, big ears,
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you run down
to the mailbox
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and wait
for the mailman.
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I'm expecting
a new catalog.
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Sure hope it gets here.
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You've about wore that out.
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Make way for the queen!
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He ain't been
here yet.
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Can i shoot?
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Sure.
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Here's your ammunition.
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I ain't afraid of frogs.
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It's just that they're dirty.
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How's your brother?
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All right, i reckon.
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Only ma and pa
are a little bit concerned
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the way he's been
behaving lately.
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How's he been acting?
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I don't know, just... different.
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He eats different,
works different,
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always fiddling
with things.
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Besides, it ain't
none of your business.
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He loves me not,
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he loves me...
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is that a fact?
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Well, i was wondering
if you'd heard anything.
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Well, as a matter of fact,
i have heard a little something.
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I...
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just a minute.
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You run out and play.
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Why? I want to listen.
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Go on now. Scoot.
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Aw, shuckin'.
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You want to hold a mouthful
of black pepper for ten minutes?
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Little pitchers have big ears.
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Well, now, i know for a fact
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that those poor folks
are scared to death.
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Why, he's been acting
like a complete strangers
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ever since the funeral.
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Yes, sir, i mean,
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i sure wouldn't
want to go sleep
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in a house
with that boy around.
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Not me.
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They say he's started fiddling
with things now, like axes.
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I don't know.
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He was always
such a good boy.
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Gents.
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What do you say, doc?
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We was just discussing
that myrtlebank boy.
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Yeah, what
about him?
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Just wondering
about him.
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I guess you've heard
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how peculiar
he's acted lately.
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Yeah, i heard.
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I ain't one to
pass on gossip.
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Still, you gotta wonder.
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Where was he them 48 hours
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he was supposed
to be dead?
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Had to be
somewheres.
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If he was dead.
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Doc says he had
that rare sickness.
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Maybe i told
a white lie, strauss.
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Maybe i was thinking
of his folks' feelings
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when i brought up that disease.
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Can you straighten that out?
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I'm not the kind to bury a body
unless i'm positive he's dead.
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You know me better than that.
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Shoot, yes,
we know you, doc.
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I did more
than feel that boy's pulse.
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When his folks
left the room,
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i gave him
the pin test.
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I stabbed him
with a pin.
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He didn't
even flicker.
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I held a mirror to his lips.
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If there was any life left
in the man at all,
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his breath would fog up
the mirror.
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Well, what happened?
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I pronounced him dead, didn't i?
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Then where could
he have been
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for them
48 hours?
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Why don't we say it?
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We're all a-thinking it.
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You say it, peters.
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You're daggum right i'll say it.
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How do we know
the man who got up
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and crawled
out of that coffin
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is really
jeff myrtlebank?
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I wouldn't talk
like that, gentlemen.
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It could cause
a lot of trouble.
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Well, i don't know.
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My grandma,
she used to tell me
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about evil spirits
roaming around the world
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trying to find a body
to take over.
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She said that they'd
steal a corpse sometimes
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before a man
was good dead.
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That kind of talk's
dangerous, peters.
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Although i must confess this
throws a lot of dry kindling
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on the fire that's been
smoldering in my brain
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ever since the funeral.
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Have a good day, gents.
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00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:15,578
It's him.
266
00:13:17,615 --> 00:13:21,951
Dagnabit, comfort,
now's the time to tell him.
267
00:13:21,986 --> 00:13:23,202
Right now.
268
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:24,453
No.
269
00:13:24,488 --> 00:13:25,704
I don't tell you who to see.
270
00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:27,590
And you leave me alone.
271
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:30,092
Well, maybe
orgram's right, dear.
272
00:13:30,127 --> 00:13:32,845
You know what everyone in the
county is saying about him.
273
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,213
Well,
he's not visiting the county-
274
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:35,464
he's visiting me.
275
00:13:35,499 --> 00:13:37,466
Well, you're just plain
276
00:13:37,501 --> 00:13:38,217
rotten stubborn.
277
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,719
I bet all your kids
are born with horns.
278
00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:41,971
Orgram!
279
00:13:42,006 --> 00:13:44,356
You two just get on
into the kitchen
280
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,225
and let me
entertain my guest.
281
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:58,871
Well, bless my soul!
282
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,122
Comfort...
283
00:14:00,157 --> 00:14:01,373
look at who's here.
284
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,127
Well, come on
in this house.
285
00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:11,250
And how's your
ma and orgram?
286
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:11,884
Just fine.
287
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,135
How's your folks?
288
00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:14,386
Just fine,
except ma.
289
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:15,638
She'll be
madder
290
00:14:15,673 --> 00:14:17,506
than a hornet
tomorrow.
291
00:14:17,541 --> 00:14:18,140
Mad?
292
00:14:18,757 --> 00:14:19,391
You see, i...
293
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,894
i robbed her
pet rose vine
294
00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:24,396
just so i could
bring you a bouquet.
295
00:14:25,648 --> 00:14:27,516
Oh, you oughtn't
have done that.
296
00:14:27,551 --> 00:14:29,401
Oh, it's not much.
297
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,772
They're dead,
aren't they?
298
00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:35,024
I guess tame roses-
299
00:14:35,059 --> 00:14:36,909
they don't
last very long.
300
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,777
When did you pick them?
301
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:40,029
Oh, i picked them
302
00:14:40,064 --> 00:14:42,531
just before
i came over here.
303
00:14:42,566 --> 00:14:44,033
Oh, well.
304
00:14:47,169 --> 00:14:50,289
Why... why don't
we have some music?
305
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:51,540
Yeah, i'd like that.
306
00:14:51,575 --> 00:14:55,294
We just bought a new
country blues last week.
307
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,796
Yeah, i see you did.
308
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,550
Don't touch me.
309
00:15:01,585 --> 00:15:02,801
What's the matter
with you?
310
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,305
I'm sorry.
311
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,190
Just the way them flowers died.
312
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,311
Maybe you've got poison
on your hands.
313
00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:14,697
I ain't got no poison
on my hands.
314
00:15:14,732 --> 00:15:17,566
That's not what's
bothering you.
315
00:15:17,601 --> 00:15:19,568
Everywhere i go
it's just the same.
316
00:15:19,603 --> 00:15:22,705
I expect it from the others
but not from you.
317
00:15:22,740 --> 00:15:23,956
I'm getting sick and tired
318
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:27,076
of everybody treating me
like a vampire.
319
00:15:27,111 --> 00:15:28,460
Oh, jeff.
320
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,080
Now, you tell me.
321
00:15:31,115 --> 00:15:32,965
Are you my girl or not?
322
00:16:06,115 --> 00:16:08,500
Well, land's
sakes, child,
323
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:11,003
you're scared
half to death.
324
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,254
What'd he do?
325
00:16:12,289 --> 00:16:14,123
Nothing.
326
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:16,625
It's time to put
a stop to this.
327
00:16:17,259 --> 00:16:19,128
After all, i'm the
man of the family.
328
00:16:19,163 --> 00:16:20,379
He didn't do
nothing wrong.
329
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:21,630
I ain't liked him
330
00:16:21,665 --> 00:16:24,133
since we were both
three years old.
331
00:16:24,168 --> 00:16:24,767
Unhand me.
332
00:16:24,802 --> 00:16:26,635
Orgram,
you be careful.
333
00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:38,647
Jeff?
334
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:41,784
Now, what
do you want?
335
00:16:41,819 --> 00:16:44,903
I don't want you hanging
around here anymore.
336
00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:47,406
Now, let me give you
some advice, orgram.
337
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:48,540
I'm mad right now.
338
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:51,043
I ain't mad at
you in particular,
339
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,545
but it'd be a shame
if you got in my way
340
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,414
and i had to take
it out on you.
341
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,299
You threatening me?
342
00:16:57,334 --> 00:16:57,916
Huh.
343
00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,419
You forget who i am.
344
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:03,055
If i had a dime
for every time i whopped you,
345
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,923
i'd have a hundred dollars.
346
00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:07,176
That's right...
347
00:17:07,211 --> 00:17:09,678
but you ain't whupped me lately.
348
00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,932
Now, you get out of my way.
349
00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:18,570
Make me.
350
00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:53,722
Oh, my baby.
351
00:17:53,757 --> 00:17:55,607
My poor little baby.
352
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:57,726
Get out the wagon
and the team.
353
00:17:57,761 --> 00:17:58,360
He broke my jaw.
354
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:00,229
Oh, we'll get you
355
00:18:00,264 --> 00:18:01,363
right into
doc bolton.
356
00:18:01,398 --> 00:18:02,614
Poor jeff.
357
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:05,367
He hasn't got anybody.
358
00:18:05,402 --> 00:18:07,236
Poor jeff?!
359
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,492
Orgram, your
jaw ain't broke
360
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,994
or wouldn't be trying
to talk so much.
361
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:18,497
You ought to do something
about that dandruff.
362
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,382
I tell ya, i'm convinced.
363
00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:24,136
How long i been whupping jeff
in a bareknuckle fight?
364
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:26,638
As far back as i can recollect.
365
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,891
I used to chase him home
from school every day
366
00:18:28,926 --> 00:18:30,142
like it was
one of my regular chores.
367
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,010
He never was
no match for you, orgram.
368
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:34,513
How come
he bested you tonight?
369
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:37,900
'Cause it weren't
jeff myrtlebank i was fighting.
370
00:18:37,935 --> 00:18:41,153
Whoever it was,
he had ring training.
371
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:43,655
He hitting a different way
372
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,024
that we do around here.
373
00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:51,029
That man is dangerous enough
to kill with his bare hands.
374
00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:53,532
That's exactly what i'm
afraid of, gentlemen.
375
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:54,166
We seem to be living
376
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:56,034
with something
evil in our midst,
377
00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:57,920
and we got to
put a stop to it.
378
00:18:57,955 --> 00:18:59,788
We've all discussed
what we're going to do,
379
00:18:59,823 --> 00:19:01,673
and i for one
can't see any reason
380
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,176
for putting it off any longer.
381
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,044
You through talking now?
382
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:08,547
Let me have another
look in there.
383
00:19:33,822 --> 00:19:35,073
I rode out to warn you:
384
00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:37,576
There's a group of men
coming out from town-
385
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:40,078
they're going to ask you
to move out of the country.
386
00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:44,082
Well, now, how do you
feel about that, comfort?
387
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:46,084
Well, i'm a
fickle woman, jeff.
388
00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:47,970
I'm the kind
who believes
389
00:19:48,005 --> 00:19:50,472
whatever is said
by them i'm with.
390
00:19:50,507 --> 00:19:52,975
I've heard some bad
things said about you
391
00:19:53,010 --> 00:19:55,477
and sometimes i
ain't strong enough
392
00:19:55,512 --> 00:19:57,346
to turn a deef ear to them,
393
00:19:57,381 --> 00:20:01,099
but in my heart,
i reckon i love you
394
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:04,853
or else i wouldn't be here
with you now.
395
00:20:05,487 --> 00:20:09,241
I got a great love
for you, comfort,
396
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:11,109
and i want you to marry me.
397
00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:20,369
I reckon you better give me
your answer right now.
398
00:20:33,882 --> 00:20:35,133
Gents.
399
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:36,385
What do you say?
400
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:38,270
Jeff, we are here
as a committee
401
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,138
to speak
for the community.
402
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:41,390
We talked
this over
403
00:20:41,425 --> 00:20:43,275
and we came to
the conclusion
404
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,644
that jeff myrtlebank is dead.
405
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,396
We think you're a hant.
406
00:20:47,431 --> 00:20:48,397
That's right, a hant.
407
00:20:48,432 --> 00:20:50,649
We don't know who you are
or where you come from.
408
00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,651
We figure
you stole jeff's body.
409
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,536
We don't even like you
as a neighbor.
410
00:20:54,571 --> 00:20:56,405
We're asking you
to move out.
411
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,656
Move out, you hear?
412
00:20:57,691 --> 00:21:01,410
What do you say, jeff?
413
00:21:01,445 --> 00:21:03,912
Well, i think that depends
on miss comfort gatewood.
414
00:21:03,947 --> 00:21:08,300
I just asked her a question
and she ain't answered it yet.
415
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,822
I reckon i'm with you no
matter where we have to go.
416
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:34,443
You stand behind me, then.
417
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,580
Gents, my wife-to-be and me,
418
00:21:38,615 --> 00:21:41,700
now, we was born
and raised in this county.
419
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:42,951
We like it.
420
00:21:42,986 --> 00:21:45,454
We don't aim to raise our kids
anyplace else.
421
00:21:45,489 --> 00:21:46,088
Now, you...
422
00:21:46,123 --> 00:21:47,339
wait a minute!
423
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:48,590
I heard you out.
424
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:49,841
Let him speak.
425
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:54,463
We're going to stay,
and that means just two things:
426
00:21:54,498 --> 00:21:56,348
One, if you're wrong about me,
427
00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:59,468
then you ain't got nothing
to worry about
428
00:21:59,503 --> 00:22:00,719
because that means
429
00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,604
i'm just a poor
ol' country boy
430
00:22:02,639 --> 00:22:05,223
by the name of jeff myrtlebank.
431
00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:08,360
But on the other hand,
if you're right about me,
432
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:11,480
then you better start
treating me pretty nice
433
00:22:11,515 --> 00:22:12,731
because you just
434
00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:14,616
don't know all
the trouble
435
00:22:14,651 --> 00:22:15,867
i can cause you.
436
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,736
I might wave my right hand
437
00:22:17,771 --> 00:22:20,238
and bring a whole grove
of locusts down on your crops.
438
00:22:21,990 --> 00:22:24,876
Then i might wave my left hand
and dry up all your wells.
439
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:27,496
Then i might snap my fingers
440
00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:29,381
and burn a barn or two.
441
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:30,499
And then some morning
442
00:22:30,534 --> 00:22:33,635
if i get up
and i feel exceptionally ornery,
443
00:22:33,670 --> 00:22:36,755
i might have the hawks come down
and steal your chickens.
444
00:22:38,006 --> 00:22:39,891
Yes, sir.
445
00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:43,512
You folks better start
treating me and mine real nice.
446
00:22:43,547 --> 00:22:45,013
That's a different picture
447
00:22:45,048 --> 00:22:46,898
with you aiming
to marry comfort.
448
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:48,767
We ain't wanting
to hurt her none.
449
00:22:48,802 --> 00:22:51,269
Yes, sir, it'd sure
be wrong to hurt her
450
00:22:51,304 --> 00:22:53,155
trying to get
at somebody else.
451
00:22:53,190 --> 00:22:55,657
When are you fixing
on marrying her, jeff?
452
00:22:58,026 --> 00:22:59,277
Right away, i reckon.
453
00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:01,163
Let us know
about it, boy.
454
00:23:01,198 --> 00:23:02,414
We'll picnic that day.
455
00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:03,665
Well, come on, gents.
456
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:06,785
They got a lot
of talking to do.
457
00:23:22,934 --> 00:23:25,437
You couldn't really do
all that, could you?
458
00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:26,688
Of course not.
459
00:23:26,723 --> 00:23:27,939
I hate lying to them,
460
00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:31,059
but i find
that when something comes up
461
00:23:31,094 --> 00:23:32,944
you've got to cope with it.
462
00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:34,196
How'd you do that?
463
00:23:34,231 --> 00:23:35,447
Do what?
464
00:23:35,482 --> 00:23:37,315
Light that match?
465
00:23:37,350 --> 00:23:39,818
You didn't strike
it on anything.
466
00:23:39,853 --> 00:23:41,069
It just lit.
467
00:23:41,104 --> 00:23:44,823
Comfort, honey, first
thing you've got to learn
468
00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:47,325
is not to imagine things.
469
00:23:54,216 --> 00:23:56,718
Jeff and comfort
are still alive today
470
00:23:56,753 --> 00:23:59,838
and their only son
is a united states senator.
471
00:23:59,873 --> 00:24:03,592
He's noted as an
uncommonly shrewd politician,
472
00:24:03,627 --> 00:24:06,728
and some believe he must
have gotten his education
473
00:24:06,763 --> 00:24:09,848
in the twilight zone.
474
00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:45,383
Mental illness
is no longer hopeless.
475
00:24:45,418 --> 00:24:47,269
Many are now being saved.
476
00:24:47,304 --> 00:24:48,520
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