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You're traveling
through another dimension
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a dimension not only
of sight and sound, but of mind
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a journey into a wondrous land
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whose boundaries
are that of imagination.
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That's the signpost up ahead.
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Your next stop,
the twilight zone.
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Uniquely american institution
known as the neighborhood bar.
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Reading left to right are
mr. Anthony o'toole, proprietor
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who waters his drinks
like geraniums
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but who stands four-square
for peace and quiet
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and for booths for ladies.
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This is mr. Joseph j. Callahan,
an unregistered bookie
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whose entire life is
any sporting event
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with two sides
and a set of odds.
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His idea of a meeting at
the summit is any dialogue
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between a catcher and pitcher
with more than one man on base.
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And this animated citizen
is every anonymous bettor
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who ever dropped rent money
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on a horse race or prize fight
or a floating crap game
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and who took out his
frustrations and his insolvency
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on any vulnerable fellow
barstool companion
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within arm's and fist's reach.
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And this is mr. Luther dingle,
a vacuum cleaner salesman
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whose volume of business
is roughly that
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of a valet
at a hobo convention.
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He's a consummate failure
in almost everything
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but is a good listener
and has a prominent jaw.
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Don't give me
that, callahan.
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I don't pay off
on a bum call.
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Three umpires call
the man out.
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I call
the man out.
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60,000 fans call
the man out.
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The final score was
pittsburgh 3, dodgers nothing.
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You and i got an even bet, pal.
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I happened to have the pirates.
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You got the dodgers.
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So you owe me
five dollars.
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The ball was foul
when it hit him
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so instead of an out,
it was a foul ball.
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So who's to say there wouldn't
have been a man on base?
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And when pignatano got a single
a run would have scored.
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And furthermore, callahan,
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you're nothing but a cheating
insult to the american bookie.
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I'll give you five seconds
to take back that innuendo.
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Callahan, i told you
once before already.
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You start another brawl
in here
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and i'm going to fix
that mouth of yours
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so any future
drinking you'll do
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is gonna be through
a tube stuck in a vein.
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Me? Why me?
Tell it to the troublemaker.
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The number-one welcher
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of all the western states
sitting over here.
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His father owes my father from
the second dempsey-tunney fight.
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Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
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Mainly on account of
it was a bum call.
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Hey, buddy, did you see
the tunney fight?
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You remember the referee
with the long count?
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The guy was knocked
clear out of the ring.
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You could have gone up in the
stands, got a can of beer
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engaged in a
little conversation
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come back,
sit down in your seat
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and the referee still
wasn't finished counting.
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Now, i ask you,
how about that?
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I ask you,
how about it?
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Me?
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Yeah, yeah, you.
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Did you watch the game
on television last night?
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You talk about
bum calls.
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Duke snider was up
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and it was in
the ninth inning.
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Two men were out.
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Howard and moon were
on first and second.
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And this umpire
with no pupils in his eyes
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calls a foul ball an out.
Did you see it?
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) as a matter of fact i did
watch the game on television.
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Exceptional defensive play,
exceptional.
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Abner d-d-doubleday
would have been proud.
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Never mind about
abner doubleday.
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I'm willing to leave
it up to you.
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Was it a foul ball
or was it an out?
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It appears to me that the ball
fell into fair territory
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and therefore when
striking the ground
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and hitting the batter
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the rules very definitely state
the batter was out.
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You asked the man,
you got an answer.
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Of course you
realize, pal
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that you're
calling me a liar.
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Now, i'm not an
unreasonable man
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so i'm going
to give you
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one more chance.
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Was it a
foul ball
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or was it
an out?
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Well, it's
my considered opinion...
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how's come you got to
always be hitting dingle?
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You hit him last week,
you him the week before.
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A man can only
stand so much.
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I'm tired of this guy
contradicting me.
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And when a guy
calls me a liar
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there's my honor
to be considered.
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Your honor?
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You've got nothing
in line in you
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from the bottom
of your arches
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to where you
part your hair
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which is pretty tough
to find.
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And when you die
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they'll have to screw you in the ground.
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Am i crooked?
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You got to
believe me.
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Am i crooked?
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Dingle, dingle,
for once...
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for once, why can't
you be neutral?
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Am i crooked?
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Why don't you tell the man?
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Wait a minute,
back off.
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Are you serious
about this?
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And these two unseen gentlemen
are visitors from outer space.
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They're about to alter
the destiny of luther dingle
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by leaving him a legacy
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the kind you can't
hardly find no more.
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In just a moment, a sad-faced,
perennial punching bag
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who missed even the caboose
of life's gravy train
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will take a short constitutional
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into that most
unpredictable region
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that we refer to
as the twilight zone.
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This man don't know the
first thing about baseball.
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If anybody
can tell me
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the phillies
deserved
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winning the pennant that year
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they're out
of their minds.
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You sure
we're invisible?
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Beyond any doubt.
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I wish they were.
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You don't have
to do that.
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You don't even
have to answer.
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Just because he don't like the phillies...
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let me tell him.
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You have a brain of
your own, don't you?
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You have your
own viewpoint.
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What did you think of
the phillies of 1953?
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Phillies... 1953?
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That's right.
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That's right,
phillies of 1953.
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You ever see such jerky-looking creatures?
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And one head yet.
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Typical earthmen.
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Not really though.
The one in the middle,
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the one who just suffered
the physical damage
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he may be the one
we've been looking for.
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How do you mean?
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Silence,
i'm receiving his waves.
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Name is dingle, abject coward
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does not even possess what earth
creatures call minimum muscles.
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Decidedly a sub-physical type.
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I think we have
found our subject.
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You intend to give him
the additional strength?
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We haven't found
anyone weaker, have we?
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I believe he will be
an exceptional subject.
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Give him around 11 secograms atomic weight.
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That should make him
roughly 300 times stronger
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than the average
human being.
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Yes, i think
that will do it.
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We had better contact central laboratories
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tell them we have
found a subject.
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In other words,
you're telling me
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that you thought robin
roberts had more stuff
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than clem levine?
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Well, to be frank and candid
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those two men,
as good as they both are
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and all things
being equal...
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come on already,
take your pick.
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Roberts?
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For the last time.
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You start one more
roughhouse in here
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and i won't let
you come back.
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Now, look what
you've done.
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How you feeling,
dingle?
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C-c-clem l-l-l-levine
was definitely superior.
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You see?
All i made him do
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was see things
clearer.
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I can observe him now.
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Let him have it.
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How about it, dingle?
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How you doing?
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Definitely clem levine.
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Dingle, would
you mind
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a little advice?
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Now, the whole world
is full of guys
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that are going to get
punched in the nose
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no matter who they
pick in a ball game
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who they
vote for.
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Now, you want
to know my advice
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for what you should do
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for the rest
of your life?
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Just don't talk,
just nod.
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Somebody asks you who
you like in the third
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you just smile.
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Understand, dingle?
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What's the matter?
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It's very odd.
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What's odd?
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I... i feel f-f-funny.
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Funny?
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Yeah.
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Wonder what
caused that?
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Caused what?
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Well, this vacuum
cleaner, it's...
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light as a feather.
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Not that the machine
isn't right.
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No, sir, it's the lightest on the market.
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Yes, sir,
i tell you
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it's a handy-dandy
piece of merchandise.
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Guaranteed to lighten the load
and lengthen the life
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of that partner in the home,
th-th-the housewife.
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But i didn't know
it was this light.
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Dingle, i always
figured you
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for a nice guy.
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You never caused me no trouble.
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Now why all of a sudden
you got to wreck my front door?
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Mr. O'toole,
i'm mystified.
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I'm absolutely
mystified.
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This door seemed to come
right off in my hand.
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You here again?
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Didn't my old man say
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he was gonna punch you
in the nose
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if you came around here
bothering us again?
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You're quite right.
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It's the wrong number.
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I was headed
across the street.
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Now that's not the best
of all possible manners, is it?
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Aw, go peddle your vacuum
cleaners, you creep
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and throw me
my ball back.
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All right, run out for the pass.
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Hey, mister, where'd you learn
to fling a ball like that?
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Why, i don't know.
I really don't...
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what is happening?
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What on earth is
happening to me?
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Taxi, taxi, please.
Thank you.
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Oh, believe me, this is as much
a mystery to me as it is to you.
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They don't make handles like
they used to, do they?
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Oh, i'm sorr...
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excuse me, miss.
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Yes.
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I don't want you to
think i'm a masher.
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I'm certainly
not a masher.
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But would you mind
answering a question?
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That depends.
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Well, what i mean
is looking at me
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in a perfunctory,
cursory first surveil
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do i appear abnormal
in any way?
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Not at all.
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Not unless you plan
to use that in the park.
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Oh, that.
255
00:11:25,945 --> 00:11:29,029
Do you know that up
until a few hours ago
256
00:11:29,663 --> 00:11:30,915
i sold those.
257
00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:33,167
Or i went through
the motions.
258
00:11:33,202 --> 00:11:35,035
I was a very
bad salesman.
259
00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:36,287
Miserable.
260
00:11:36,322 --> 00:11:38,172
You know, last week
261
00:11:38,207 --> 00:11:40,674
i only made 89 cents
in commissions.
262
00:11:40,709 --> 00:11:43,677
That was for
an attachment.
263
00:11:43,712 --> 00:11:46,797
It's the
upholstery nozzle.
264
00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:49,300
And i sold it to a drunk
265
00:11:49,335 --> 00:11:52,436
who thought it was
a divining rod for alcohol.
266
00:11:53,687 --> 00:11:56,190
Oh, i fully expect
to be fired
267
00:11:56,225 --> 00:11:58,692
but that is the least of my trouble.
268
00:12:01,061 --> 00:12:02,947
Would you be interested
269
00:12:02,982 --> 00:12:04,815
in hearing the most
of my worries?
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00:12:05,449 --> 00:12:06,066
Go ahead.
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00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,952
Watch.
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00:12:30,474 --> 00:12:32,343
You see?
273
00:12:32,378 --> 00:12:34,845
Now, w-w-watch this.
274
00:12:43,988 --> 00:12:46,240
Hey, buddy, i'm a reporter
with thebulletin.
275
00:12:46,275 --> 00:12:47,491
Would you mind doing that again?
276
00:12:47,526 --> 00:12:48,742
With the rock?
277
00:12:48,777 --> 00:12:49,994
That's right.
278
00:12:50,029 --> 00:12:51,862
Incidentally,
what's the gag?
279
00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:53,747
There's no gag, see?
280
00:12:54,999 --> 00:12:56,867
Get another
one of those.
281
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:58,752
This i got to get
in the paper.
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00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:06,877
Goodness.
283
00:15:05,245 --> 00:15:07,131
Mr. Dingle, if what
we hear is true
284
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:09,633
do you realize how much money can be made
285
00:15:09,668 --> 00:15:11,502
on a tour with
our carnival?
286
00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:13,387
Mr. Dingle, this
is a con artist.
287
00:15:13,422 --> 00:15:15,255
Your future lies
in television.
288
00:15:15,889 --> 00:15:17,141
You're the walking,
talking embodiment
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00:15:17,176 --> 00:15:19,643
of every american male's
wish fulfillment.
290
00:15:19,678 --> 00:15:21,512
You're john q. Citizen.
291
00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:22,763
You're babbitt,
you're tom, dick and harry.
292
00:15:23,397 --> 00:15:25,265
Now here's our idea
for the series.
293
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,768
A simple 15-minute
address by you
294
00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:30,270
with little examples of
your physical prowess.
295
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,773
It's a natural for
breakfast cereals
296
00:15:33,407 --> 00:15:35,275
tonics, vitamin
pills, anything.
297
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:36,527
And i keep
telling you
298
00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:37,778
you line up
with me
299
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:39,663
i'll get you some easy setups.
300
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,532
Inside of
eight months
301
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:42,783
i'll have
you fighting
302
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,668
for the world
championship.
303
00:15:44,703 --> 00:15:46,537
That's so
ridiculous.
304
00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:49,673
Would the people
surrounding mr. Dingle
305
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:52,176
just get out of
the way, please.
306
00:15:52,211 --> 00:15:53,427
Out of the way.
307
00:15:53,462 --> 00:15:57,181
The camera in there and
that light there and...
308
00:16:04,054 --> 00:16:06,557
hello, there, friends.
309
00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:12,813
Jason abernathy here with your
show, tv probes the unusual.
310
00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:19,069
And our unusual subject today
is mr. Luther dingle
311
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:22,823
who, if what actual
onlookers say is true
312
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:25,959
is the world's strongest man.
313
00:16:25,994 --> 00:16:27,211
Mr. Dingle...
314
00:16:27,246 --> 00:16:30,330
mr. Dingle, would you care
to give us an example
315
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:33,467
of this fantastic alleged
strength of yours?
316
00:16:33,502 --> 00:16:36,587
I'd be ha-happy to.
317
00:16:37,838 --> 00:16:40,340
Is it all right,
mr. O'toole if i...
318
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,341
are you kidding?
319
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,227
I ain't done so much business
320
00:16:43,262 --> 00:16:45,729
since the night they repealed
the 18th amendment.
321
00:16:46,346 --> 00:16:48,982
Be my guest,
mr. Dingle.
322
00:16:52,102 --> 00:16:57,741
First, i'd like to start
with simple things.
323
00:17:12,122 --> 00:17:14,625
Wonderful.
324
00:18:01,672 --> 00:18:03,557
Wait a minute, dingle.
325
00:18:03,592 --> 00:18:07,928
Ain't you ever heard of
bygones being bygones?
326
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,188
That's amazing.
327
00:18:24,828 --> 00:18:27,080
Bravo!
328
00:18:28,949 --> 00:18:30,834
Had enough?
329
00:18:30,869 --> 00:18:32,703
Most inferior.
330
00:18:32,738 --> 00:18:35,205
We give him the
strength of 300 men
331
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,708
and he uses it
for petty exhibition.
332
00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:39,593
Give him 20 or
30 seconds more
333
00:18:39,628 --> 00:18:41,461
then remove the power.
334
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:42,713
Excellent idea.
335
00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:44,598
And i think
we should be off.
336
00:18:44,633 --> 00:18:47,100
Three planets on
tomorrow's itinerary.
337
00:18:47,135 --> 00:18:49,603
One should be particularly interesting-
338
00:18:49,638 --> 00:18:51,471
contains only females.
339
00:18:53,223 --> 00:18:54,474
And now, ladies...
340
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:56,360
and now, ladies and gentlemen
341
00:18:56,395 --> 00:18:58,862
i believe the most
unique trick of all
342
00:18:58,897 --> 00:19:02,616
i shall raise this entire
building with my bare hands.
343
00:19:02,651 --> 00:19:05,118
What? Raise
the building?
344
00:19:05,153 --> 00:19:06,370
He can't
do that.
345
00:19:06,405 --> 00:19:08,238
I don't
believe it.
346
00:19:24,004 --> 00:19:24,888
I don't know.
347
00:19:24,923 --> 00:19:27,391
He seems to
have lost it.
348
00:19:44,274 --> 00:19:47,411
He's a fake, that's what he is.
349
00:19:55,535 --> 00:19:58,672
I feel sorry for him.
350
00:19:58,707 --> 00:19:59,923
Poor little guy
351
00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:01,792
he's lost
his belief.
352
00:20:14,304 --> 00:20:16,807
He's a sad little man,
isn't he?
353
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:19,309
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
354
00:20:26,066 --> 00:20:28,568
All right, leave off
of poor dingle here.
355
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:31,071
Now, come on,
everybody out of here.
356
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:32,322
Come on, beat it.
357
00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:33,573
Ladies and gentlemen
358
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,076
you have this station's
abject apology.
359
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:39,212
We didn't realize that it
was a trick... obviously...
360
00:20:39,247 --> 00:20:41,715
well, we're
off the air...
361
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,583
for good, i think.
362
00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:46,720
So long, hercules.
363
00:20:47,337 --> 00:20:48,588
Bring that thing
out of here.
364
00:21:00,769 --> 00:21:02,602
How are you, fellas?
365
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:03,236
Nice seeing you.
366
00:21:03,271 --> 00:21:04,488
Where are
you from?
367
00:21:04,523 --> 00:21:06,356
Venus. How about you?
368
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:07,991
Mars. Conducting
experiments?
369
00:21:08,026 --> 00:21:09,242
Yeah,
and you?
370
00:21:09,277 --> 00:21:10,494
Sudden introduction
of strength
371
00:21:10,529 --> 00:21:12,362
to subnormal earthman.
372
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:13,613
How about you?
373
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:16,500
Sudden introduction of
extreme intelligence.
374
00:21:16,535 --> 00:21:18,368
Find any interesting
subjects?
375
00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:20,003
That one over there.
376
00:21:20,038 --> 00:21:21,621
He's referred to
as a dingle.
377
00:21:24,374 --> 00:21:25,625
He certainly is
sub-physical.
378
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:28,762
I wouldn't be surprised
if he's sub-mental, too.
379
00:21:39,272 --> 00:21:41,141
Looks likely enough.
380
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:44,277
Give him the intelligence quota ray.
381
00:21:44,312 --> 00:21:45,529
How strong?
382
00:21:45,564 --> 00:21:47,397
Make it about...
383
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:48,648
let's see.
384
00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:51,151
Perhaps 500 times
more intelligent
385
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:53,036
than the
average human.
386
00:22:14,925 --> 00:22:16,560
Roebuck's ready.
387
00:22:17,177 --> 00:22:19,062
Here's the pitch.
388
00:22:19,097 --> 00:22:20,313
High and outside.
389
00:22:20,348 --> 00:22:22,816
He couldn't hit the
length of the bat.
390
00:22:22,851 --> 00:22:24,684
I'll lay you five
to one he gets on.
391
00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:26,570
Logan? Are you
out of your mind?
392
00:22:26,605 --> 00:22:27,821
Hey, hey, dingle.
393
00:22:27,856 --> 00:22:28,822
What about it?
394
00:22:28,857 --> 00:22:30,073
What will he do?
395
00:22:30,108 --> 00:22:32,576
Various factors are
brought into play here
396
00:22:32,611 --> 00:22:35,078
involving the laws
of probability
397
00:22:35,113 --> 00:22:37,581
interspersed with
the process of calculus
398
00:22:37,616 --> 00:22:40,700
fenaglian laws of chance
and the subdivisional grepple
399
00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:43,203
which is based on
the position of bodies
400
00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:45,705
in mathematical relationship
to other bodies.
401
00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:48,842
Now, in this case,
using the two factors
402
00:22:48,877 --> 00:22:51,962
represented by the
divisions involved
403
00:22:51,997 --> 00:22:54,464
i think that the batter will
unquestionably hit a home run.
404
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:57,601
A home run by johnny logan.
405
00:22:57,636 --> 00:22:58,852
Holy mackerel!
406
00:22:58,887 --> 00:23:00,103
How about that?
407
00:23:01,354 --> 00:23:03,223
Light.
408
00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:04,474
...two to one.
409
00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:07,611
A tremendous blow over
the left-field fence.
410
00:23:07,646 --> 00:23:10,113
Now, it appears to
me it is apparent
411
00:23:10,148 --> 00:23:11,364
in a
mathematical plan
412
00:23:11,399 --> 00:23:13,233
that the entire
quantum theory
413
00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:15,118
of space and
time relativity
414
00:23:15,153 --> 00:23:18,238
must have been equated
with the parellelian role
415
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:20,740
of definitive numerical
dialectic algebraic
416
00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:22,626
and must be
further annotated...
417
00:23:22,661 --> 00:23:25,745
exit mr. Luther dingle,
formerly vacuum cleaner salesman
418
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:28,248
strongest man on earth,
and now mental giant.
419
00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:32,002
These latter powers will likely
be eliminated before too long
420
00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:33,887
but mr. Dingle has an appeal
421
00:23:33,922 --> 00:23:35,755
to extra-terrestrial note-takers
422
00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:38,892
as well as to frustrated
and insolvent bet-losers.
423
00:23:38,927 --> 00:23:40,143
Offhand, i'd say
424
00:23:40,178 --> 00:23:43,263
he was in for a great deal
of extremely odd periods
425
00:23:43,298 --> 00:23:45,765
simply because there are
so many inhabited planets
426
00:23:46,399 --> 00:23:47,651
who send down observers
427
00:23:47,686 --> 00:23:50,770
and also because of course
mr. Dingle lives his life
428
00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:54,524
with one foot in his mouth and
the other in the twilight zone.
429
00:24:00,997 --> 00:24:04,117
Rod serling, the creator
ofthe twilight zone
430
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,002
will tell you
about next week's story
431
00:24:06,037 --> 00:24:08,488
after this word
from our alternate sponsor.
432
00:24:09,089 --> 00:24:11,091
And now, mr. Serling.
433
00:24:13,543 --> 00:24:16,046
A radio.
434
00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:17,931
A carryover from that other era
435
00:24:17,966 --> 00:24:19,799
when quiz shows
went up to only $64
436
00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:22,302
and entertainment was aimed
only at the ears.
437
00:24:22,337 --> 00:24:24,187
Mr. Charles beaumont
has given us
438
00:24:24,222 --> 00:24:26,056
a most unusual story
called "static."
439
00:24:26,091 --> 00:24:27,941
We invite you to watch
mr. Dean jagger
440
00:24:27,976 --> 00:24:31,061
fiddle with a few of these
knobs, change a few stations
441
00:24:31,096 --> 00:24:32,312
and find a couple of programs
442
00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:34,814
that are broadcast
only in the twilight zone.
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00:24:39,486 --> 00:24:43,873
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444
00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:21,611
see the newandy griffith show
each week
445
00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:23,496
over most of these stations.
446
00:25:23,531 --> 00:25:25,365
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