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Oh, hey! They're opening something new!
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The Karen Club.
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- Aww, she sounds so nice.
- Yes!
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- Another woman-owned business.
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay, what do you think she's selling?
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- Uh, church hats?
- Hmm...
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Cardboard cutouts of Bravo characters?
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Bean bags?
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Books and wine.
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Books and wine?
That's our entire business!
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She's copying us!
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Maybe we should copy her back.
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And how would that work, Miggy?
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Just keep doing our thang.
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Ohh. Wow. That's deep.
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Okay, you know what?
There's room for everyone.
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It's fine, and our regulars
are very loyal, so...
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- There they are!
- What the hell?
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Fran, Bess, Lil!
You're going to The Karen Club?
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I don't think they heard you.
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Oh, they heard me. And they can see me.
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Hey! How's the wine over there, ladies?
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There's no way that you all got
a call at the same damn time.
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It could happen!
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Ooh...
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♪♪
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It is a big deal
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the Winebrarians are
going to The Karen Club.
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They're our ringleaders.
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They're directly responsible
for our shift
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from Merlot to Syrah.
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If I lose them, I'm ruined.
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Screw The Karen Club.
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They're not gonna give me
free wine on my birthday.
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- Mnh-mnh.
- Hold up, A-Game.
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- When's your birthday?
- I... don't hate that nickname.
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Her birthday's tomorrow.
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- Your birthday is tomorrow?
- Yeah.
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And you are 29.
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So that means... hmm...
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Let me just pull up
my calculator on my i...
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- [CELLPHONE SHATTERS]
- Tomorrow's your 30th birthday?!
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What are we gonna do?!
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Let's go through the categories
alphabetically, all right?
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Atmosphere, balloons,
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cake, decor,
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eatin' dat cake...
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Angie, he's going
all the way to Z. Stop him.
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All right, look, we're not
doing anything, all right?
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I'm just gonna order in with Owen.
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- Mm-hmm. Interesting.
- Will, no.
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I can almost see what's
happening inside your brain.
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Little men in hard hats are
clocking in with lunch pails,
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all set to work, work, work
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until Angie's 30th
is a massive extravaganza.
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You know, that's so funny.
That's what I see, too.
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Little men in hard hats, like
the Doozers from "Fraggle Rock."
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Oh, see, I do little ants in suits,
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always checking their watch,
saying it's bug o'clock.
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Well, bad news... Angie won't
let you celebrate her birthday.
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Trust me. I've spent years trying.
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It's not you guys, all right?
I'm just not into my birthday.
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And the last time I tried to
plan something was for my 21st.
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I was supposed to go to Ozzfest,
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and then I ended up
taking tequila shots,
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passed out, never made it out the door.
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By the time I turned 22, I was pregnant.
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Okay. Okay. Now peep this.
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We do something big this year
to make up for lost time!
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No, it's too late.
My 20s are a lost decade.
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A-Aside from Graham.
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You know. You... You get it.
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Totally. We love our kids.
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Love of my life,
my purpose for existing.
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Yeah, a heart
outside of our chest. Et cetera.
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You know, I guess I am a little
bummed I never got to do
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all the quintessential 20s stuff
that normal people do.
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Like, I never shot at trophies
with a shotgun
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from the back of a pickup truck.
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That's "Varsity Blues,"
and it's about high school.
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Never did the quintessential thing
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where you unexpectedly jump up on stage
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at a cathartic moment
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and start singing in front of a crowd
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with steadily increasing confidence.
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Now, I can't tell if you don't know
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what people actually do in their 20s
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or if you don't know what
the word "quintessential" means.
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I was raising a kid.
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I-I wasn't gallivanting around
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acquiring a whole network
of friends who throw ragers.
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I am quite happy
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entering my 30s
the way I spent my 20s...
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curled up on the couch,
eating takeout Mexican.
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And at least this time,
I have a boyfriend.
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- And a Netflix account.
- Yes!
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Um, it's my Netflix account.
You're borrowing it.
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And how are you still
watching "Lilyhammer"?
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I love Van Zandt, and I'm done
apologizing for that!
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If you'll excuse me,
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I'm going to the bathroom
to pee this out.
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Okay, so, we're totally
throwing her a party, right?
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- What?!
- Come on. We have to.
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It's the last night of her 20s.
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We can even do it here.
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That could be good for business.
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[SLURRING] Well, I went to go
scope out the competition,
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and now I can confirm
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that The Karen Club mimosas
are bottomless.
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So, the takeaway from this recon
mission is that you're drunk.
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- Yeah. I-I was trying to help.
- Miggy, you're very sweet,
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but you're bad at helping,
so I hate to do this,
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but you have to do
that chant I taught you.
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- [GROANS]
- Five, six, seven, eight.
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[CHANTING] Never, ever help
because my instincts
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are the leftover water
from a hot dog bag!
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That's right.
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Hey, Douglas, can I get
your opinion on something?
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Hey, uh, y-you know what, kid?
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I-I got a lot on my plate today.
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I got to get to my car,
I got to unlock the car,
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I got to get in the car...
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It's about the present
I got for my mom's birthday.
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It's a necklace.
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Oh, very classy. Sounds like
you're on the right track.
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I used a pasta that's small
and structurally sound,
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just like my mom.
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It's ditalini rigati.
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Graham, I-I'm gonna be honest with you.
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When we first met, I wasn't a fan.
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But then, after a few years,
well, you started to grow on me.
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So, out of respect for our bond,
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I'm just gonna be straight with you...
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your necklace stinks.
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But... I made it.
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Yeah. I-I can tell. That's the thing.
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See, you're a child,
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and children are bad at making things.
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That's why I come to you, Douglas...
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brutal truth.
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What do I do?
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What do women want?
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Women want things
that are bought at a store,
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that cost a lot of money.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Well, I don't have money
or transportation,
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so I guess I'm giving the most
important woman in my life
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garbage for her 30th birthday.
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Okay, look, drop the Willy Loman crap.
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After school, I'll take you to the mall.
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A-And don't ask to ride shotgun.
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That seat's occupied by my dry-cleaning.
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Yes!
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[LID SLAMS]
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Okay, I'm just gonna come out with it.
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It's another candle,
and this one is unscented,
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which... might make it worse
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- than my Christmas gifts.
- Mm-hmm.
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But I didn't want to let
any more of the day go by
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without celebrating your birthday.
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Aww.
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I love you.
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- Aww.
- [CHUCKLES]
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You rock.
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You know, you never say it back.
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Say what?
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Um, "I love you."
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Really?
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I feel like I say it all the time.
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I love you.
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My man.
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[FORK CLINKING]
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I love you.
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Damn, dawg, that's sick as fudge!
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[GLASSES CLINK]
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I love you.
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[AS BORAT] A-very nice!
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Wow. I guess you're right.
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God, I had no idea.
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Should I just say it now?
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No. No. That's the only thing
that would make it weirder.
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I don't want you to say it until
you're actually feeling it.
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In the meantime, you do
a pretty good Borat impression.
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- Right?!
- [CHUCKLES]
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Don't you think it's time
we brought that back?
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You know what else we should bring back?
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- Bane impressions.
- Ooh.
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It's very fun to say
[AS BORAT] "my wife,"
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[NORMAL VOICE] but with a Bane voice.
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[AS BANE] My wife.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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[NORMAL VOICE] Thank you for the candle.
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[AS BANE] I bought it from HomeGoods.
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[GASPS] I never want to hear
your real voice again.
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[CHUCKLES] [NORMAL VOICE] Was that good?
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How can you all sit here
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knowing that there's
a birthday party guest list
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currently missing our names?
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Because we're kids?
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Exactly right. We're kids.
No one takes us seriously.
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If we want to attend an adult party,
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we can either wait 15 years or...
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- Fake I.D.s.
- I'll turn on the printer.
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Wrong! We have to show them
that we're sophisticated adults.
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Do you know what that means?
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He's gonna say he has to write a play.
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I have to write a play!
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We'll show it to the adults
when they return,
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and they'll finally see us as peers.
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[SNAPS FINGERS] All right!
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Now...
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let's hear some ideas.
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♪♪
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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- Really wish I hadn't have thrown my phone.
- [CAMERA CLICKS]
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POPPY: Wow. Lots of piercings.
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Will! This is what you call
a small, tasteful soiree?
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Yeah, I got a little carried away.
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I'm just trying to re-create
the birthday that Angie missed
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- when she was supposed to go to Ozzfest.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I booked a goat.
- Oh, did you?
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Yeah. And the Hilltop
parent-teacher band.
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Fronted by... [SHRIEKS] Mark Rush!
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[NORMAL VOICE]
Oh, is that gonna be cool?
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Yes. Mark and I are fine.
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- He's wearing my blouse.
- Nice.
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[DEMONICALLY] Devil test one.
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Testing for the devil! Blood one, two!
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[NORMAL VOICE] Okay.
Think that sounds good.
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Oh.
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Bess! Lil! Fran! Welcome back.
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Uh, can I get you anything? Wine? Books?
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Gargoyles?
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What the hell's going on in here?
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Why is there a person
drinking out of a skull?
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I am so sorry. It's my friend
Angie's 30th birthday.
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It's fine. We can just
go to The Karen Club.
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No, no, no, no! Don't go! [CHUCKLES]
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Look, I promise
we'll keep it civil and quiet.
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She's here!
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- Happy birthday!
- [CHEERING]
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Oh, my God.
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What is this?
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[CHEERING FADES, STOPS]
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'Cause I love it!
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[CHEERING RESUMES]
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Oh, my God! Did you do this?
250
00:08:00,345 --> 00:08:01,480
Uh-huh.
251
00:08:01,512 --> 00:08:03,314
Oh, my God.
I can't believe you did this.
252
00:08:03,348 --> 00:08:05,718
This is the nicest thing
that anyone's ever done for me.
253
00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:08,387
Well... [CHUCKLES]
254
00:08:08,420 --> 00:08:09,487
you're welcome.
255
00:08:09,521 --> 00:08:10,756
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
256
00:08:11,723 --> 00:08:13,492
Let's hear it for Owen!
257
00:08:13,524 --> 00:08:14,492
Yeah!
258
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- CROWD: [CHANTING] Owen! Owen!
- Wow!
259
00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:17,328
Owen!
260
00:08:17,362 --> 00:08:18,397
- Owen!
- How'd you do it?!
261
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ALL: Owen! Owen!
262
00:08:21,844 --> 00:08:25,304
What's up, Angie's 30th Birthday Party?!
263
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We're The Lefty Desks,
264
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formerly known as Morning Announcements.
265
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[HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS]
266
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Will!
267
00:08:31,610 --> 00:08:32,644
Can you believe this?
268
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I can. Not! I cannot.
269
00:08:34,712 --> 00:08:37,415
Words cannot express
how unbelievable this is.
270
00:08:37,448 --> 00:08:39,183
God, it's amazing.
Can I tell you something?
271
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Owen's been telling me he loves me,
272
00:08:40,659 --> 00:08:42,053
but I haven't been able to say it back,
273
00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:44,056
and I didn't know why,
but I think part of me
274
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was worried that he didn't get me.
275
00:08:45,423 --> 00:08:48,461
Relationships are a spicy meat-a-ball!
276
00:08:49,528 --> 00:08:50,663
Go on.
277
00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:51,764
Look around.
278
00:08:51,797 --> 00:08:53,499
I mean, this is just a-amazing.
279
00:08:53,532 --> 00:08:56,402
I didn't even know
I wanted this party, but he did.
280
00:08:56,434 --> 00:08:58,002
It's like he knows me
better than I know myself.
281
00:08:58,035 --> 00:08:59,437
Yep, that's Owen. [CHUCKLES]
282
00:08:59,471 --> 00:09:01,606
Oh, my God! He got Alice Cooper!
283
00:09:01,639 --> 00:09:03,942
Oh, no. That's actually
just Mark Rush in a wig.
284
00:09:03,975 --> 00:09:06,278
- Oh.
- ♪ You go insane ♪
285
00:09:06,311 --> 00:09:09,281
♪ Speeding through my ♪
286
00:09:09,313 --> 00:09:11,616
♪ Choo choo veins ♪
287
00:09:11,649 --> 00:09:13,351
That's uncanny.
288
00:09:13,384 --> 00:09:15,019
[GASPS] And he also got corn chips!
289
00:09:15,052 --> 00:09:17,689
I love corn chips! Yes!
290
00:09:17,722 --> 00:09:19,190
I know.
291
00:09:19,224 --> 00:09:23,295
- So, this is a department store.
- That's right.
292
00:09:23,327 --> 00:09:25,630
The opportunities
to find a gift for your mom here
293
00:09:25,663 --> 00:09:26,899
are endless.
294
00:09:26,932 --> 00:09:29,268
But, alas, the department store
days are numbered.
295
00:09:29,301 --> 00:09:32,437
It's a beautiful relic,
a-a noble dinosaur.
296
00:09:32,471 --> 00:09:34,273
My favorite is triceratops.
297
00:09:34,306 --> 00:09:35,975
Try to stay with me, Graham.
298
00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:37,942
Dr. Douglas. Welcome back.
299
00:09:37,975 --> 00:09:39,244
Thank you, Cathy.
300
00:09:39,277 --> 00:09:40,446
Hello, Doctor.
301
00:09:40,479 --> 00:09:42,281
Ah, Loraine.
302
00:09:42,313 --> 00:09:43,982
Did you used to work here?
303
00:09:44,015 --> 00:09:45,583
[WHISPERING] No, no,
I'm a dermatologist.
304
00:09:45,616 --> 00:09:47,485
I'm like a celebrity to these people.
305
00:09:47,519 --> 00:09:49,288
U-Uh, Charlene?
306
00:09:49,321 --> 00:09:51,790
Where did we go wrong, huh?
307
00:09:51,822 --> 00:09:55,126
Please, allow me
to buy you something fancy.
308
00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:57,274
- Who's the kid?
- Oh, it's unimportant.
309
00:09:57,299 --> 00:09:58,262
I'm Graham.
310
00:09:58,296 --> 00:09:59,831
We're buying a gift for my mom.
311
00:09:59,865 --> 00:10:01,332
I made her a pasta necklace,
312
00:10:01,365 --> 00:10:03,001
but Douglas told me it was trash.
313
00:10:03,034 --> 00:10:04,135
And he was right.
314
00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:06,437
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] He's paraphrasing.
315
00:10:06,471 --> 00:10:08,440
You know, I bet
your mom would've loved it.
316
00:10:08,472 --> 00:10:10,608
I mean, not every woman
needs something fancy.
317
00:10:10,642 --> 00:10:13,171
What about you, Charlene? Huh?
What do you need?
318
00:10:13,210 --> 00:10:14,278
Come on. Let's get into it.
319
00:10:14,312 --> 00:10:16,148
- But, Douglas...
- Okay, look, I'll tell you what.
320
00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:18,450
Here's my credit card. Go nuts.
321
00:10:18,482 --> 00:10:20,451
Should we have a meet-up plan
or something?
322
00:10:20,485 --> 00:10:22,821
Yes, look for the 6'8" man
in the makeup section.
323
00:10:22,854 --> 00:10:24,623
Okay? Thank you.
324
00:10:24,655 --> 00:10:25,623
All right.
325
00:10:25,657 --> 00:10:27,926
[CHEERING]
326
00:10:27,958 --> 00:10:30,328
This may be the three Cabernets talking,
327
00:10:30,361 --> 00:10:31,629
but I hate reading.
328
00:10:31,663 --> 00:10:32,965
You know?
329
00:10:32,998 --> 00:10:35,266
Oof. They don't look happy. Should I...
330
00:10:35,299 --> 00:10:36,709
No. Again, you shouldn't do anything.
331
00:10:36,741 --> 00:10:38,477
What do we know about your instincts?
332
00:10:38,503 --> 00:10:40,139
BOTH: [CHANTING] Leftover
water from a hot dog bag.
333
00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:42,141
That's right. You just
keep serving them wine.
334
00:10:42,173 --> 00:10:44,143
- I'll take care of the rest.
- Okay.
335
00:10:45,009 --> 00:10:47,846
Poppy! Douglas took me shopping
for my mom.
336
00:10:47,879 --> 00:10:49,481
I think I nailed it.
337
00:10:50,548 --> 00:10:51,616
Whoa, cowboy.
338
00:10:51,649 --> 00:10:53,485
- Douglas!
- Yeah, what the hell?!
339
00:10:53,518 --> 00:10:54,653
The netting seemed cool,
340
00:10:54,686 --> 00:10:56,488
and I like that there are
feathers on it!
341
00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,289
You let him buy lingerie for his mom?!
342
00:10:58,322 --> 00:11:00,158
Of course I didn't let him buy lingerie!
343
00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:02,360
I gave him my credit card
and I sent him off.
344
00:11:02,394 --> 00:11:04,697
So, sorry, D'Amato, but you're
going with the necklace.
345
00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:05,964
I threw it away.
346
00:11:05,996 --> 00:11:08,067
You said it was trash,
so I put it in the trash.
347
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,614
- Hm.
- Never said that.
348
00:11:09,639 --> 00:11:11,703
Well, looks like
you're going dumpster diving.
349
00:11:11,736 --> 00:11:12,637
Ow!
350
00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,307
- Oh, God. The goat's in the wine!
- [GOAT BLEATS]
351
00:11:14,332 --> 00:11:16,207
Get the goat out of the wine!
352
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,076
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
353
00:11:19,410 --> 00:11:20,845
Hey, what's up, man?
354
00:11:20,879 --> 00:11:22,047
Hey.
355
00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,982
Hey, so, listen,
I just wanted to apologize,
356
00:11:24,014 --> 00:11:26,250
'cause I know you planned
this entire thing,
357
00:11:26,283 --> 00:11:28,086
and it is insane
that I took credit for it.
358
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,322
I think I might be a sociopath.
I already texted my therapist.
359
00:11:30,355 --> 00:11:32,024
Listen, tonight is not about me, so...
360
00:11:32,057 --> 00:11:33,158
No, no, no. No. I know.
361
00:11:33,191 --> 00:11:35,694
But I really am sorry, and...
362
00:11:35,726 --> 00:11:37,106
I'm gonna tell Angie the truth.
363
00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:40,294
Although I did throw
a pretty awesome party.
364
00:11:40,319 --> 00:11:41,334
[CHUCKLES]
365
00:11:41,359 --> 00:11:42,427
Wait. No, you threw the party.
366
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,601
Man, I really committed to this lie.
367
00:11:43,634 --> 00:11:44,870
I gotta come clean.
368
00:11:44,903 --> 00:11:46,772
[CHANTING] Chips, chips,
chips, chips, chips!
369
00:11:46,804 --> 00:11:48,106
No, no, you don't.
370
00:11:48,139 --> 00:11:50,074
I mean, she's having such a good time.
371
00:11:50,107 --> 00:11:51,342
So, how about this...
372
00:11:51,375 --> 00:11:53,044
I'll fill you in on the plans
for the rest of the night
373
00:11:53,077 --> 00:11:54,446
so that you can act
like you came up with it.
374
00:11:54,479 --> 00:11:57,007
Now, in 10 minutes, we're gonna
be handing out gummy snakes
375
00:11:57,032 --> 00:11:58,583
so that people
can bite the head off of them
376
00:11:58,616 --> 00:12:00,118
like Ozzy Osbourne did that one time,
377
00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:02,387
and then in an hour,
we're bringing out the cake.
378
00:12:02,419 --> 00:12:03,788
It's shaped like a bat heart.
379
00:12:03,822 --> 00:12:04,956
W-What's a bat heart look like?
380
00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:07,091
Kind of like a regular heart,
but smaller,
381
00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:08,594
but actually bigger,
'cause this is a cake.
382
00:12:08,626 --> 00:12:10,596
- Got it.
- And then, at the end of the night,
383
00:12:10,629 --> 00:12:13,132
the band is gonna serenade Angie
with her favorite song.
384
00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:15,567
- "Blue (DA BA DEE)"?
- No.
385
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,436
That Eric Clapton song about cocaine?
386
00:12:17,469 --> 00:12:18,604
- You mean "Cocaine"?
- Yeah.
387
00:12:18,636 --> 00:12:20,905
No. "Raining Blood" by Slayer.
388
00:12:20,938 --> 00:12:22,540
Man! How do you know all this stuff?
389
00:12:22,573 --> 00:12:24,543
It's fine. You're gonna do great.
390
00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:25,543
Wow.
391
00:12:25,576 --> 00:12:26,846
You really went for it.
392
00:12:28,078 --> 00:12:29,914
No, man. You really went for it.
393
00:12:29,947 --> 00:12:32,617
♪♪
394
00:12:32,650 --> 00:12:34,225
Okay, last pitch.
395
00:12:34,288 --> 00:12:35,953
WE CALL IT "I OBJECT:
396
00:12:35,986 --> 00:12:38,289
A WOMAN'S JOURNEY THROUGH LAW:
The D'Amato Story,"
397
00:12:38,322 --> 00:12:41,393
an inspiring tale of a paralegal
in a man's world.
398
00:12:41,426 --> 00:12:42,961
[SIGHS] I guess I don't have to like
399
00:12:42,994 --> 00:12:44,463
every play that has my name on it.
400
00:12:44,495 --> 00:12:46,733
We've been pitching you ideas
for an hour.
401
00:12:46,758 --> 00:12:48,466
You haven't pitched any!
402
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:51,336
My idea was the idea to do something!
Now clear a space!
403
00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:53,438
[SIGHS]
404
00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:57,643
1989.
405
00:12:57,676 --> 00:13:00,946
We hear the heartbeat,
crack of a baby's first cry,
406
00:13:00,979 --> 00:13:03,682
jump to her first kiss,
flash forward to her law firm,
407
00:13:03,715 --> 00:13:05,617
intermission, meet Graham,
meet future Graham,
408
00:13:05,649 --> 00:13:07,185
flashback to monologue from the womb,
409
00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:08,787
and... curtain!
410
00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:10,823
Roses, roses, roses,
New York Times goes crazy.
411
00:13:10,855 --> 00:13:12,157
Okay, so, what do you think?
412
00:13:12,190 --> 00:13:13,824
ALL: Huh?
413
00:13:13,825 --> 00:13:15,294
Fine! I'll just do it myself!
414
00:13:15,326 --> 00:13:17,461
[GROANS]
415
00:13:17,495 --> 00:13:18,996
[MUSIC CONTINUES, CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
416
00:13:19,029 --> 00:13:21,365
Hey. I just tried
the specialty cocktail.
417
00:13:21,399 --> 00:13:24,602
Tomato D'Amato?
A Bloody Mary with tequila?
418
00:13:24,635 --> 00:13:26,137
Genius!
419
00:13:26,171 --> 00:13:27,973
How did you think of it?
420
00:13:28,005 --> 00:13:29,374
Just... sort of came to me.
421
00:13:29,407 --> 00:13:31,043
[CHUCKLES]
422
00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:33,644
Actually, um...
423
00:13:33,677 --> 00:13:35,313
I can't keep taking credit.
424
00:13:35,346 --> 00:13:36,347
No, don't be humble.
425
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,983
This party you threw is incredible.
426
00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:39,985
[SIGHS]
427
00:13:40,018 --> 00:13:41,186
And I just want to say...
428
00:13:41,219 --> 00:13:42,655
Oh, God.
429
00:13:43,754 --> 00:13:44,990
...I love you.
430
00:13:46,323 --> 00:13:47,458
We have to break up.
431
00:13:47,491 --> 00:13:49,160
What?
432
00:13:49,185 --> 00:13:50,694
MARK: Let's hear it for Angie and Owen!
433
00:13:50,719 --> 00:13:51,797
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- Yeah!
434
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:52,865
Get a room, you two!
435
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,867
[CHUCKLES]
436
00:13:54,899 --> 00:13:55,867
Whoo!
437
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:58,036
♪♪
438
00:14:00,751 --> 00:14:03,642
You're breaking up with me?
At my birthday party?
439
00:14:03,674 --> 00:14:04,642
That you planned?
440
00:14:04,676 --> 00:14:05,811
I didn't plan the party.
441
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:07,179
- What?
- Look, I'm sorry.
442
00:14:07,211 --> 00:14:09,181
I-I just sort of panicked
and took credit.
443
00:14:09,214 --> 00:14:10,716
You looked so happy,
444
00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:12,918
and I wanted to be the one
that made you feel that way.
445
00:14:12,951 --> 00:14:14,485
You do make me happy.
446
00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:16,153
Yeah, but there's something missing.
447
00:14:16,187 --> 00:14:18,490
That's why you couldn't say
"I love you."
448
00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:20,692
And then when you did, it was for
something that I didn't even do.
449
00:14:20,725 --> 00:14:22,927
I did say it, though.
450
00:14:22,961 --> 00:14:25,496
Yeah, but do you?
451
00:14:25,529 --> 00:14:26,530
Love me?
452
00:14:26,563 --> 00:14:30,434
[HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS]
453
00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:31,769
I don't know.
454
00:14:31,802 --> 00:14:36,707
♪♪
455
00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:37,875
I'm sorry.
456
00:14:37,908 --> 00:14:41,279
♪♪
457
00:14:41,312 --> 00:14:42,581
Okay.
458
00:14:43,881 --> 00:14:45,216
I should probably go.
459
00:14:47,318 --> 00:14:48,386
[SMOOCHES]
460
00:14:48,419 --> 00:14:51,689
♪♪
461
00:14:51,722 --> 00:14:53,557
[BLEATS]
462
00:14:53,591 --> 00:15:00,599
♪♪
463
00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:04,168
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
464
00:15:05,803 --> 00:15:08,307
Hey, Rory. Are you okay?
465
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:09,474
No! I'm blocked!
466
00:15:09,506 --> 00:15:11,075
The only thing
that I've done on that computer
467
00:15:11,109 --> 00:15:12,878
is find the right level of zoom
for my eyes.
468
00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:15,146
What's worse is, I feel
like I've let you all down.
469
00:15:15,179 --> 00:15:17,114
I know you guys see me as a leader...
470
00:15:17,148 --> 00:15:18,450
the wise one,
471
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,284
nothing less than a god.
472
00:15:20,317 --> 00:15:21,319
[WHISPERING] We said that?
473
00:15:21,344 --> 00:15:22,560
[WHISPERING] No, but just nod.
474
00:15:22,585 --> 00:15:24,956
And I can't get this play done,
475
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:27,960
which means they had a right
not to invite us to the party.
476
00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:29,828
Let's face it... I'm a kid.
477
00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:31,330
Is that so bad?
478
00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:33,165
We're kids, and we wrote a play.
479
00:15:33,197 --> 00:15:35,000
There's even a part for you.
480
00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:38,135
Welcome to our Emma, Amy, Sophie,
481
00:15:38,168 --> 00:15:39,971
and Rory Banks Production.
482
00:15:40,004 --> 00:15:41,974
Hmm. How big is my role?
483
00:15:42,006 --> 00:15:43,007
You play Graham.
484
00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:44,643
The son, huh?
485
00:15:44,676 --> 00:15:46,011
Let me talk to my agent.
486
00:15:46,977 --> 00:15:48,579
A-she said yes!
487
00:15:48,613 --> 00:15:49,781
[LAUGHTER]
488
00:15:49,813 --> 00:15:51,012
Ladies.
489
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,184
So sorry I haven't checked in on you.
490
00:15:53,217 --> 00:15:54,551
So, what are we talking about?
491
00:15:54,576 --> 00:15:56,488
Everyone, the bell has rung!
492
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,990
It's time for another rock exam!
493
00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:01,371
- [HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS]
- That's it! We are going to The Karen Club.
494
00:16:01,396 --> 00:16:03,028
W-W-W-Wait. N...
495
00:16:03,061 --> 00:16:04,363
Great. We lost them!
496
00:16:04,395 --> 00:16:06,163
Wait. Let me try something.
Give me a chance, okay?
497
00:16:06,197 --> 00:16:07,666
Hey, ladies, ladies, ladies. Hey, hey.
498
00:16:07,698 --> 00:16:09,867
Are you mad that
the heavy metal is ruining
499
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:12,336
your weird book club-type thing
or whatever this is?
500
00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:13,403
ALL: Yeah!
501
00:16:13,404 --> 00:16:14,472
Yeah, but that's not all, is it?
502
00:16:14,505 --> 00:16:15,940
What else is making you mad?
503
00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:16,975
- Pay gap!
- Childcare!
504
00:16:17,008 --> 00:16:18,310
That one part in "Becoming"
505
00:16:18,342 --> 00:16:19,441
where Michelle Obama says
506
00:16:19,466 --> 00:16:21,712
a U.S. sitting congressman
made fun of her butt!
507
00:16:21,745 --> 00:16:23,948
Ladies, you don't need The Karen Club.
508
00:16:23,981 --> 00:16:26,814
I think you need... to rage!
509
00:16:26,839 --> 00:16:29,553
- Yeah!
- Rock out that anger... now!
510
00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:31,188
- Come on! Yeah!
- Yeah!
511
00:16:31,221 --> 00:16:32,189
- Let's do this!
- Go!
512
00:16:32,222 --> 00:16:33,657
Okay!
513
00:16:33,691 --> 00:16:34,960
BESS: Yeah!
514
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,461
I cannot believe that worked.
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
515
00:16:36,494 --> 00:16:37,461
Me neither.
516
00:16:37,495 --> 00:16:38,797
Yeaaah!
517
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,298
Hey, birthday girl.
518
00:16:40,331 --> 00:16:41,966
Owen and I broke up.
519
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,034
What? Why?
520
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:44,870
He told me he didn't throw this party.
521
00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:46,038
Obviously, you did...
522
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,706
which I should've known.
523
00:16:47,739 --> 00:16:50,341
Thank you for my party.
524
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:51,576
You're welcome.
525
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:56,681
I-I think I just wanted him
to know me that well.
526
00:16:56,714 --> 00:16:58,483
♪♪
527
00:16:58,515 --> 00:16:59,517
I'm really sorry.
528
00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:01,186
Yeah. Me too.
529
00:17:01,219 --> 00:17:03,389
I just wanted you to have a good 30th.
530
00:17:04,756 --> 00:17:06,992
You know, in spite of all of it,
531
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:08,493
I... think I did.
532
00:17:08,526 --> 00:17:10,162
Mm.
533
00:17:10,194 --> 00:17:12,364
Well, it's probably
the power of Ozzfest, right?
534
00:17:12,396 --> 00:17:14,932
♪ The concrete cauldron
can't refuse me ♪
535
00:17:14,965 --> 00:17:17,535
It's got to be the music.
Really gets inside of you.
536
00:17:17,568 --> 00:17:18,769
Yeah, I know I'm changed.
537
00:17:18,803 --> 00:17:20,038
You hate this music.
538
00:17:20,070 --> 00:17:21,038
I don't love it.
539
00:17:21,071 --> 00:17:22,573
There was 20 minutes where I thought
540
00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:23,841
I was kind of connecting with it,
541
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,111
and then I realized the band
was actually taking a break
542
00:17:26,144 --> 00:17:27,913
and I was just listening
to a Hall & Oates CD.
543
00:17:27,945 --> 00:17:29,780
- [CHUCKLES]
- MARK: Thank you!
544
00:17:29,814 --> 00:17:31,234
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- All right, we're gonna change tuning,
545
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:32,616
and we'll be right back.
546
00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:35,086
I'm sorry that you're
starting your 30s single.
547
00:17:35,119 --> 00:17:36,554
No. You know what?
548
00:17:36,587 --> 00:17:38,423
I spent my 20s single,
taking care of Graham,
549
00:17:38,455 --> 00:17:40,692
and I still managed to end up
with a group of friends
550
00:17:40,724 --> 00:17:42,726
who love me enough to do this for me.
551
00:17:42,759 --> 00:17:44,261
Technically, did a lot myself, but...
552
00:17:44,295 --> 00:17:47,231
If anything, this birthday
should be a celebration of that.
553
00:17:47,265 --> 00:17:49,467
- Hear, hear.
- GRAHAM: Mom?
554
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,569
- Hi, sweetie.
- Here's your gift.
555
00:17:51,595 --> 00:17:53,130
I made it, and I know it's terrible
556
00:17:53,171 --> 00:17:55,050
and covered in trash.
557
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,909
- I'm sorry.
- No, this is so good.
558
00:17:57,942 --> 00:18:00,278
Graham, what on Earth would
make you think this is bad?
559
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:02,480
Douglas told me so.
560
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:06,650
Oh, don't look at me surprised.
You know who I am.
561
00:18:06,683 --> 00:18:07,652
It's okay.
562
00:18:07,684 --> 00:18:09,120
You're going to put it in a box
563
00:18:09,153 --> 00:18:11,789
with the seashell earrings
I gave you that you never wore.
564
00:18:11,823 --> 00:18:14,792
[SIGHS] Look, sweetie.
565
00:18:14,826 --> 00:18:17,162
I don't always wear the things you make,
566
00:18:17,194 --> 00:18:19,130
but I do love them.
567
00:18:19,163 --> 00:18:21,665
And they're not bad
because you made them.
568
00:18:21,699 --> 00:18:24,469
They're amazing because you made them.
569
00:18:24,501 --> 00:18:26,437
That's really nice, Mom.
570
00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:28,472
But I still want to get you something
571
00:18:28,506 --> 00:18:30,575
that you'll actually wear.
572
00:18:30,607 --> 00:18:33,511
We just need to exchange
the lingerie I bought you.
573
00:18:34,274 --> 00:18:35,312
What?
574
00:18:35,346 --> 00:18:37,615
[GUITARS TUNING, FEEDBACK]
575
00:18:37,648 --> 00:18:39,450
- [LAUGHING] Oh, yes!
- Yes!
576
00:18:39,483 --> 00:18:40,784
[CHEERING]
577
00:18:40,817 --> 00:18:43,288
- Channeling their rage was a great idea.
- Word.
578
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,823
Miggy, I can't believe I'm about to
say this, but you really helped.
579
00:18:45,856 --> 00:18:46,946
- Word?!
- Mm-hmm.
580
00:18:46,971 --> 00:18:48,793
- Thank you!
- What is that on your wrist?
581
00:18:48,826 --> 00:18:50,127
Oh, it's a Karen Club scrunchie.
582
00:18:50,161 --> 00:18:52,029
- Oh, it's a Karen Club scrunchie.
- It is, yeah.
583
00:18:52,063 --> 00:18:53,265
- Oh, okay.
- Wha...
584
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,267
All right, we got
one more song for you tonight,
585
00:18:55,299 --> 00:18:57,168
and it goes out to the birthday girl.
586
00:18:57,201 --> 00:18:58,502
BESS: Hey, she's a woman!
587
00:18:58,536 --> 00:18:59,971
- Don't diminish her!
- She's your equal!
588
00:19:00,003 --> 00:19:02,491
All right, one, two, three, four!
589
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,201
["RAINING BLOOD" PLAYS]
590
00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:05,442
This is my favorite song!
591
00:19:05,476 --> 00:19:07,012
I know.
592
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:08,380
Wait. What time were you born?
593
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:10,281
10:30. Why?
594
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,317
You're technically still in your 20s,
595
00:19:12,349 --> 00:19:13,885
so there's still time to...
596
00:19:14,986 --> 00:19:16,955
You know, do that thing
597
00:19:16,988 --> 00:19:19,191
where you go on stage
during a cathartic moment
598
00:19:19,223 --> 00:19:21,292
and sing in front of a group of people
599
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,000
- with steadily increasing confidence.
- No.
600
00:19:23,027 --> 00:19:23,961
- No!
- Do it!
601
00:19:23,994 --> 00:19:25,054
- No way!
- Do it!
602
00:19:25,079 --> 00:19:26,130
I'm not going up there! No!
603
00:19:26,163 --> 00:19:29,233
BOTH: [CHANTING]
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
604
00:19:29,267 --> 00:19:33,004
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
605
00:19:33,037 --> 00:19:34,338
[CHEERING]
606
00:19:34,372 --> 00:19:38,677
♪♪
607
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:41,680
I can't imagine this isn't
gonna become embarrassing.
608
00:19:41,712 --> 00:19:47,318
♪♪
609
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:49,054
♪ In purgatory ♪
610
00:19:49,086 --> 00:19:51,556
♪ A lifeless object alive ♪
611
00:19:51,588 --> 00:19:54,192
♪ Awaiting reprisal ♪
612
00:19:54,224 --> 00:19:56,093
♪ Death will be their acquiescence ♪
613
00:19:57,261 --> 00:19:58,529
♪ The sky is turning red ♪
614
00:19:58,563 --> 00:19:59,698
[CHEERING]
615
00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:02,433
♪ Return to power draws near ♪
616
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:05,070
♪ Fall into me,
the sky's crimson tears ♪
617
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:07,872
♪ Abolish the rules made of stone! ♪
618
00:20:07,904 --> 00:20:10,709
♪♪
619
00:20:10,741 --> 00:20:12,576
[SCREAMS]
620
00:20:12,609 --> 00:20:13,911
That's my friend!
621
00:20:13,944 --> 00:20:15,212
She's beautiful.
622
00:20:15,246 --> 00:20:17,349
That's my goat.
623
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,183
He's beautiful.
624
00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:20,352
Thank you.
625
00:20:20,384 --> 00:20:22,721
♪♪
626
00:20:22,753 --> 00:20:25,055
- ♪ Raining blood! ♪
- ♪ Raining blood! ♪
627
00:20:25,088 --> 00:20:27,892
♪ From the lacerated sky ♪
628
00:20:27,924 --> 00:20:30,461
♪ Bleeding its horror,
creating my structure ♪
629
00:20:30,494 --> 00:20:34,531
♪ Now I shall reign
in bloo-o-o-o-o-od! ♪
630
00:20:34,565 --> 00:20:36,268
Yeah!
631
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:38,063
I love corn chips!
632
00:20:39,430 --> 00:20:42,440
So, you want to exchange this
teddy that your son bought you?
633
00:20:42,472 --> 00:20:43,774
That's right.
634
00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:45,277
That happened.
635
00:20:45,309 --> 00:20:47,078
Now can we please just move past it?
636
00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:53,118
♪♪
637
00:20:53,151 --> 00:20:54,952
Happy birthday, Mom.
638
00:20:54,986 --> 00:20:56,721
[SIGHS]
639
00:20:56,753 --> 00:20:57,855
I love it.
640
00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:00,625
But it's missing something.
641
00:21:00,657 --> 00:21:04,663
♪♪
642
00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:14,306
♪♪
643
00:21:14,338 --> 00:21:15,807
Now it's perfect.
644
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:19,144
Love you.
645
00:21:19,176 --> 00:21:20,811
Oh, wait. Sorry.
646
00:21:21,878 --> 00:21:23,265
This never happened.
647
00:21:24,513 --> 00:21:29,513
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