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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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Any luck finding Ron?
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Oh. You're eating cake right out
of the box. That's not a good sign.
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- I could be celebrating a victory.
- Are you?
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No. He's not at his apartment.
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He's not returning my calls.
He's very frustrating.
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Although, this cake he left
us yesterday is exquisite.
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There's a liqueur I can't figure out.
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- So what are you gonna do?
- Amaretto.
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- No.
- [PHONE CHIMES]
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Shit.
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I set n alert for Ron when he posts
on social media so I can track him.
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Look at this.
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"Yesterday celebrating my new beginning.
I am undead! For real!"
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Jesus Christ.
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We have to stop him,
or he's gonna expose us all.
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Then there's Tommy.
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He left the Knights of Serbia,
but someone's gonna take his place
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and come looking for you.
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And we haven't even dealt with Abby
and the fracking site.
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I feel like shit's getting away from us.
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Kahlua.
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There you go. See?
You're starting to figure things out.
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It's not Kahlua.
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Oh, baby.
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Well, don't worry about
things with Abby.
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- I'm dealing with it.
- Yeah?
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I took her phone away this morning
as part of her punishment.
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God, I'm so glad I wasn't here.
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Oh, she was asleep. I'm not stupid.
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I'm also taking her with me to deliver
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food to my Meals-on-Wheels woman.
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Perfect. That lady sounded horrible.
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Ha! Suck it, Abby!
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That part's not punishment.
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Abby wants to make a big impact
on the world. I get that.
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But I wanna show her that she can do it
in a smaller, less violent way.
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Oh...
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That's so much better parenting
than my "Suck it, Abby!"
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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You go see who that is,
I'll go talk to our daughter.
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[ABBY] Where the fuck is my phone?
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Or, I'll go see who that is,
and you go talk...
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No take backs.
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Damn it.
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I'm not giving you your crossbow back.
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That's not why I'm here.
I have something you need to know.
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I want my crossbow.
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What did I just say?
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Fine. We'll put a pin in it.
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- [DOOR CLOSES]
- First thing,
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I had a really great interview
at a bird store,
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so you might be getting a call
as a reference.
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You tried to kill my wife yesterday.
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It would be great
if you didn't mention that.
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Would've been great
if you didn't try to kill her.
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And how much have you told the
Knights about Sheila, anyway?
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I haven't told them anything,
Mister Grumpy. Here.
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I just came to give you this.
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It's all the information
I have on Sheila.
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And when the Knights
find my replacement,
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you do not want that falling
into their hands.
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Jesus. So there is gonna be
someone else coming for her?
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Yeah.
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And you tried to take away my crossbow.
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It's my crossbow!
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Would be if you could find it,
but you can't, so it's mine.
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Real mature.
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Anyway,
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the Knights are pissed at me
about quitting,
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so they might be trying to cut
my arms off for a while.
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So I have to lay low.
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Tell Sheila I said hi.
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Oh.
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And if I get that job at the bird store
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and you guys want a parrot,
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there's one that keeps screaming,
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"Fuck you, David," I
could get a discount on.
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- Hang on.
- $200.
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No...
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How would one go about becoming
your Knights of Serbia replacement?
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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Synced & corrected by reggielist
www.addic7ed.com
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Well, Abby was less than excited
about the Meals-on-Wheels idea.
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It's definitely harder to
parent her when she's awake.
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What is all this stuff?
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Tommy left it all for me.
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I'm gonna apply to be his replacement
in the Knights of Serbia.
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- Really?
- I know it sounds crazy.
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But if I'm the knight in this area,
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I can just keep filing reports saying
there's no undead here.
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It's the best way to keep you safe.
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- Joel...
- Honey.
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With everything going on,
I've been feeling a little helpless.
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This is a chance for me to do something,
take some control.
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I was going to say
that I think it is a fantastic idea.
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- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
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And FYI, thinking of you as a knight
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is really greasing my engine.
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Cool.
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Mm...
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All I have to do is fill out
this application Tommy left
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and videotape myself doing a series
of trials to prove my worthiness.
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Mm, you've proven
your worthiness on video before.
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Then send it to the Grand Knight Prior.
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I'd like to send you
to my Grand Knight Prior.
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Honey, I hate to throw sand in the
engine because I love the engine.
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It takes me places, but...
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I'm not a knight yet.
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There may be other applicants and
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all of them are gonna want to kill you.
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I promise we'll have tons
of medieval sex later.
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Yeah, we will.
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[SHEILA CHUCKLES]
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Come on. Let's go punish Abby
by teaching her never to be daring
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and live obediently in her pen
with the other lobotomized sheep.
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What is this?
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I'm hoping to join
an ancient order of knights
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that hunt the undead
so I can protect your mother.
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- I wanna do that.
- No!
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It could be violent and dangerous,
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and the exact opposite
of what we want for you.
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When I was little, you said I could
grow up to be anything I wanted,
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and I want to be someone
who gets to use this sweet ass knife.
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I mean, come on.
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Come on.
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Your mother's right.
We don't want you involved in this.
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The only tools you'll be using today
are patience and empathy.
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Agh.
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Oh, cool, is this what
we're playing with today?
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Wait. Why does Eric get to be
a part of this and I don't?
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Eric gets to be a part of this 'cause
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Eric doesn't wanna be a part of it.
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Okay, let's go.
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It'll be fun. My Meals-on-Wheels lady
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could be your link
to the Golden Age of radio.
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Fuck. Fuck it. Let's get this over with.
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I know you're not happy
about being here,
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but it's important for you to learn
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that a simple act of kindness can blow
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more people away than
any bomb ever could.
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Were you working on that
the whole ride over?
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Well, you weren't talking to me.
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How long is this gonna take?
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We're here to make a connection,
which might take time.
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Jean can be a little prickly.
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Maybe she just doesn't like you.
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You can be a little overwhelming.
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Really? Why don't you call me
on the phone and tell me that?
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Oh, wait. You can't
because you don't have a phone.
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You see what I mean?
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[JEAN] It's open. Come in.
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Hi, Jean.
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Good morning. Oh!
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Who is this pretty girl you brought
with you today?
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Jean, this is my daughter, Abby.
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Hi. How are you?
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Well, I'm better now.
Aren't you a breath of fresh air?
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Huh...
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Oh, I guess you were right.
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So, Jean, what are you reading?
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[MOCKINGLY]
"So, Jean, what are you reading?"
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- What?
- "What?"
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I guess it wasn't just me.
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Well played.
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Lunch looks great today, Jean.
Now, I hope you brought your appetite.
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Oh, where? From the bedroom
to this goddamn chair?
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Why'd she dragged you over here?
You being punished for something?
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Not at all.
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I'm just trying to teach Abby
how rewarding it can be to help others.
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Oh, isn't that great?
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I love being a prop
in other people's lives.
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[SIGHS] Why don't we open a window
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and get you that breath of fresh air
you were talking about?
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[SHEILA] It's... stuck.
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So what did you do, huh? Take drugs?
Are you a drug addict?
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[JEAN] No, you're a thief.
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You have the eyes of a thief.
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[SHEILA] Jean, honey.
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You can say whatever you want about me
but not about my daughter. Okay?
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[SHEILA] And by the way,
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my daughter is a thoughtful young woman
who has my mother's eyes.
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Yeah. She probably stole them from her
while she was sleeping.
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- What the fuck is your problem?
- Whoa, Mom!
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Nice language.
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No wonder your daughter's a mess.
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[SCOFFS]
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You're lucky I couldn't
get that window open,
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because I'd have balled you up
and pushed you out of it.
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You know what?
Get out of my house, both of you!
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Get out no... Oh!
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- Oh!
- Oh, my God, did you kill her?
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No. Jean!
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Did I kill you?
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Ah.
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Pills!
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Which ones?
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The round ones, you clot.
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They're all round, you turd.
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I'm learning so much
about kindness today.
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[ERIC] Okay.
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To be a Knight of Serbia you have
to prove your mastery of these tasks.
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It's called the Trials of the Ancients.
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They're tests of skill and intelligence.
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The Serbian text is over 500 years old.
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But 100 years ago,
someone translated it into English.
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Then 97 years ago, someone rewrote that
with nicer handwriting.
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Then 92 years ago,
for our blind friends...
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- [PHONE CHIMES]
- This is fascinating, but hang on.
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- Shit.
- What?
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I was hoping it was an alert
about this guy Ron I'm trying to find.
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But instead, I just didn't
get tickets to Hamilton.
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Oh, my God, it's amazing. Goosebumps.
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[SIGHS] So, the trials.
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Right. Okay, there 12 of them.
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This one says you have to dig
a murder hole.
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What's a murder hole?
Is it like a regular hole?
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Hopefully. It just says
it has to be four cubits deep,
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and you cannot enlist the aid
of a serf or oxen.
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No problem.
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I've been digging so many graves,
I'm in the best shape of my life.
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I can even eat cake for breakfast.
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This is fun.
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Uh-huh.
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Listen, there's another reason
I asked you over today.
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- I wanna talk to you about something.
- Anything, man. Bring it.
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Okay.
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I know Abby's a strong-willed girl
who's around a lot of craziness,
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but you're a responsible guy.
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So, maybe next time she
wants to do something
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like blow up a fracking site,
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you could be a voice of reason
rather than an accomplice.
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Oh.
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Well, I mean, I tried to stop her,
but... she was gonna do it anyways.
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Then you should have come to us.
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As her friend, there are gonna be
things you see that we don't.
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I know you care about her but I'm just
disappointed you didn't step up.
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Oh, God. You're right.
I failed my friend.
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And I failed my Joel. I mean, Joel.
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- You, I failed you.
- Wait a minute.
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I didn't fail you?
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No, you did. But, I'm thinking...
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Friends. Ron has friends.
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I'll message his online contacts
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and see if any of 'em know where he is.
246
00:10:16,143 --> 00:10:17,186
Great.
247
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,368
I hope I didn't hurt your feelings.
248
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,203
Me? [SCOFFS] No.
249
00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:23,998
I'm stronger than that, Joel.
A lot stronger.
250
00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:26,083
Now let's stop talking
about our fucking feelings
251
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,336
and do this fucking thing, man.
All right? Whoo!
252
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:35,676
Can I hold that for you?
253
00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:37,887
You've done enough already.
254
00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,226
Why don't you clean up
all the pills you spilled
255
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,642
while you were trying to figure out
what round means?
256
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,018
[ABBY SIGHS]
257
00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:50,274
Do you wanna sip that water
or do you want it all over your lap?
258
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:51,567
'Cause I can help either way.
259
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:53,610
Mm-hmm...
260
00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,575
She's got some mouth
on her, your mother.
261
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:02,203
It's the teeth you really
have to worry about.
262
00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,214
So what are all these pills for?
263
00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:10,628
One of them makes my kidneys work.
One of them makes my heart not stop.
264
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:12,090
One of them makes me crave potatoes,
265
00:11:12,123 --> 00:11:13,997
but I sure hope it does something else.
266
00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,217
I would take the potato
one recreationally.
267
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,468
Make a night of it.
268
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:20,763
I also have a disease
that supposedly only cats get.
269
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,286
That would explain all your hissing.
270
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,557
Nice.
271
00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,602
You remind me of my daughter.
She's also in her 40s.
272
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,687
Nice.
273
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:28,771
Is this her?
274
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,564
Uh-huh.
275
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,400
- She's beautiful.
- Mm-hmm.
276
00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,235
She lives in London.
277
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:37,571
She's finally going to have a baby.
A little girl.
278
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:40,408
They've already picked out
a name. Annabelle.
279
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:43,953
I love that. That was
one of my top choices for this one.
280
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:47,415
But then, my ex-best friend stole it
and gave it to her horse.
281
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:49,916
When is she due?
282
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,043
In a few months.
283
00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:54,171
I've always wanted to be a grandmother.
284
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,091
My doctor says I won't
make it till then.
285
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:00,886
I'm sorry, Jean.
286
00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:04,932
I don't know how to fix any of that.
287
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,728
Me, neither.
288
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:15,006
But I could help with your potato
craving.
289
00:12:15,039 --> 00:12:16,736
Go get you some French fries?
290
00:12:16,810 --> 00:12:20,439
Oh, that would taste so good after
the dog meat your mother brought me.
291
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:24,368
It was wild caught salmon
with a miso glaze, but whatever.
292
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,122
She's all right, that one.
293
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,081
I like her.
294
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:34,086
I'm sorry you're so sick.
295
00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:36,337
Yeah.
296
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:40,384
I haven't exactly been
the best person in the world.
297
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,928
Universe doesn't owe me any favors.
298
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,429
But...
299
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:48,309
I'd give anything to hold my
granddaughter just once...
300
00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:49,435
before I die.
301
00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:52,313
You were right, Jean.
302
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:54,982
I did start coming here
to feel better about myself.
303
00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:57,693
I was hoping
to find more purpose. [CHUCKLES]
304
00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,319
And did you?
305
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:01,529
Maybe.
306
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:05,868
What if I could take your pain away
and help you live long enough
307
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,661
to meet your granddaughter?
308
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,079
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
309
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:12,917
["BURNING HEART" PLAYING]
310
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:18,464
Hi. I'm Joel Hammond,
and I want to be a Knight of Serbia
311
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:22,676
to protect my family, my country,
and my species that I love so much.
312
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,929
I will now execute trial number one.
313
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,097
Tumbling man throws sharp object.
314
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,767
♪ In the burning heart ♪
315
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,019
♪ Just about to burst ♪
316
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,988
- ♪ There's a quest for answers ♪
- [SHORT SHOUT]
317
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:37,066
♪ An unquenchable thirst... ♪
318
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,984
Again, I'm Joel Hammond.
319
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,654
♪ The unmistakable fire... ♪
320
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:44,031
[ERIC] They call it
the beast with two fronts.
321
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:45,991
I think it's some kind
of military tactic?
322
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,786
"Defend your companion while besieged
on all sides,
323
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:51,705
as if by the undead
or rats roused to hunger."
324
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:54,175
I don't think I would have thrived
in the Middle Ages.
325
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,627
They shit in the streets, Joel.
It was a terrible time.
326
00:13:58,254 --> 00:13:59,254
[SHORT SHOUT]
327
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,842
♪ In the burning heart ♪
328
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,372
♪ Just about to burst ♪
329
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:05,473
[SHORT SHOUT]
330
00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:06,887
♪ There's a quest for answers ♪
331
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:10,182
- ♪ An unquenchable thirst ♪
- [SHORT SHOUTS]
332
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,226
- ♪ In the darkest night ♪
- [SHORT SHOUT]
333
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:14,144
- [SHORT SHOUT]
- ♪ Rising like a spire ♪
334
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,246
[SHORT SHOUT]
335
00:14:15,292 --> 00:14:16,904
♪ In the burning heart ♪
336
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,407
- [SHORT SHOUT]
- ♪ The unmistakable fire... ♪
337
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,859
[JOEL] Hey! No!
338
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,152
Hello, stop that! Dude!
339
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,623
[JOEL] Maybe they
mistranslated this one.
340
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:26,657
I don't think so.
341
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:29,159
Why would they want me
to stick a pear into a raw chicken?
342
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,453
"With level hand and speed of a gnat."
343
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,789
Maybe it's a recipe
for a quick meal before battle.
344
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,126
Although, it takes a while to cook
a chicken. It just doesn't add up.
345
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,586
It could be a metaphor.
346
00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:40,135
The butchered chicken lays no eggs,
347
00:14:40,169 --> 00:14:42,321
but the pear tree bears
fruit even in winter.
348
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:45,551
Life inside death and both
ultimately consumed by man.
349
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:49,305
Maybe... chickens were smaller
and cooked faster back then.
350
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,097
Maybe.
351
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:53,642
♪ In the burning heart ♪
352
00:14:53,843 --> 00:14:54,859
Ready?
353
00:14:54,942 --> 00:14:57,028
♪ Just about to burst ♪
354
00:14:57,104 --> 00:15:01,150
- ♪ In the burning heart ♪
- [ERIC] Three, two, one...
355
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,233
Go!
356
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:05,987
Joel Hammond.
357
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,951
This application's pretty outdated.
358
00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:12,953
There's like five questions
trying to trick you
359
00:15:12,987 --> 00:15:14,461
into admitting you have leprosy.
360
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,957
"When did you first find out
you had leprosy?
361
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,918
Did your father also have leprosy?
362
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:22,046
In which leper colony
do you currently reside?"
363
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:25,966
Oh, wait. It says
this whole page is for lepers only.
364
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,050
That makes sense.
365
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,220
All righty. Just a few more questions.
Then I'll scan this,
366
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,784
cut together the video,
and you can send it off to the Knights.
367
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:36,477
- Hey, Eric?
- Yes, Joel?
368
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,855
- Thanks for all your help today.
- Of course, Joel.
369
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:43,609
Listen, I was too hard on
you earlier about Abby.
370
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,362
I've been a little stressed lately.
371
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,156
Feeling like things are out of control,
but that's not your fault.
372
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,617
You step up for this
family all the time.
373
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,494
And... believe me,
374
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:57,373
I know how hard it is to keep someone
safe who wants to do big things.
375
00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,456
It really is.
376
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,758
Being around someone like that
is also pretty exciting.
377
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:09,468
I wouldn't trade it for the world.
378
00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:11,178
Me neither, buddy.
379
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,388
Wild horses, man.
380
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,264
We can't tame 'em.
381
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,236
- How much more of this do you need?
- I'm good.
382
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:21,563
Okay. Few more things... Um...
383
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:24,732
Huh...
384
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,736
- They want information on Abby.
- Why?
385
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,545
It looks like in order to be
a Knight of Serbia,
386
00:16:29,578 --> 00:16:32,373
your first born has to
swear to become your heir.
387
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:35,494
So... if anything were
to happen to you...
388
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:37,538
Abby would have to take your place.
389
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,414
Abby?
390
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:41,749
[DOOR OPENS]
391
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,719
- [ABBY SIGHS]
- [SHEILA] Hey, guys.
392
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:46,380
- Hey, how'd it go?
- Mom fixed me!
393
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:50,009
Okay, okay. I did, but fine.
Cling to your sarcasm.
394
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,260
I actually liked Jean.
395
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,854
Watching her was like a MasterClass
in getting under Mom's skin.
396
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,014
I could've kept hanging out.
397
00:16:55,104 --> 00:16:57,231
Jean fell asleep while Abby
was getting French fries,
398
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:59,768
and I didn't want to wake her,
so that's that.
399
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,021
- How'd it go with you guys?
- Mostly okay.
400
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,104
Joel touched me.
401
00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:04,574
Excuse me?
402
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:07,776
Okay. I realize how that could be
misinterpreted. I consented.
403
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:08,986
It's not getting better.
404
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,780
I mean, we had a productive day
and then a nice talk,
405
00:17:11,872 --> 00:17:14,166
which was capped with
a paternal side hug.
406
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,641
Did you get through all the trials?
407
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,745
Yeah. You wanna see
some footage of your dad
408
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,508
falling backwards
into his own murder hole?
409
00:17:19,878 --> 00:17:21,456
I've been home for 15 seconds.
410
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,459
Why is this the first
I'm hearing of this?
411
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,212
So...
412
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,173
something came up with Jean today.
413
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:32,718
Turns out she's
a lot sicker than I realized.
414
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:35,888
Oh, that's sad.
I'm glad Abby connected with her.
415
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:37,848
Yeah, it was great to see.
416
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:41,101
But I kept wishing there was
something more I could do for Jean.
417
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,978
Of course, you must have.
418
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,147
But you did a lot, and
not just for Jean.
419
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,524
You showed Abby
the importance of an act of kindness.
420
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:51,604
Exactly. Because when you're able
to help someone, you should do it.
421
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:52,704
Don't you think?
422
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,991
Right. Instead of running around
doing something impulsive and crazy
423
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,835
that could totally fuck up
our lives forever.
424
00:17:58,889 --> 00:17:59,919
Yeah.
425
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:02,372
Dad? Some guy named Morgan
just messaged you.
426
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,583
He says Ron's been at his house all day.
427
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,960
Oh, that's Ron's friend
that I reached out to.
428
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,255
This guy's place
is right over on Riverview.
429
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,558
The city's planting
trees on that street.
430
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,927
Oh. Well, his property value
is about to skyrocket.
431
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,935
Hmm. Let's get over
there and talk to Ron.
432
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,055
I'll get the serum.
433
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,141
And, in case he's already gone feral...
434
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:23,204
I'll bring the hammer knife.
435
00:18:23,237 --> 00:18:25,437
And in case Morgan wants
to sell his house...
436
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,314
- some business cards.
- Can I come?
437
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:31,235
Absolutely not. Again,
this is what we don't want for you.
438
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:32,486
Yeah. We'll handle this.
439
00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:35,322
Are you sure you can?
Because I just saw a video of you
440
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:37,205
throwing your arms up
and yelling, "Finished,"
441
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,243
before falling backwards into a hole.
442
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:40,994
I did that on purpose.
443
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:44,289
When we play it in reverse, it's gonna
look like I can jump super high.
444
00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:46,792
Let's go.
445
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,797
But then you'd be saying "denishif."
446
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,137
Do you guys want some more tea?
447
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,180
The hibiscus is from
my grandmother's garden.
448
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,141
It's delicious, but I'm good.
449
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,892
Just wondering where Ron is?
450
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,477
You and me both.
451
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,182
He said he was just gonna move his car.
452
00:19:07,216 --> 00:19:08,597
But that was like a half hour ago.
453
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,649
How's he been acting lately?
454
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:13,443
Pretty weird. I mean,
he's always been weird,
455
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,779
but now he's running around
claiming to be undead.
456
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:17,823
[BOTH LAUGH]
457
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:20,826
- Undead?
- That's funny.
458
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,452
That's not funny.
459
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:25,122
He's a very troubled man.
His wife just died a few weeks ago.
460
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,207
No, you're right. That's not funny.
461
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,293
No, I was just gonna say. It's terrible.
462
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,086
I am starting to worry.
463
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,338
I wonder if I should call
his doctor or the police.
464
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,923
I don't think we need to do that.
465
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,801
Whoa! Don't leave the room
for 30 minutes around this guy.
466
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:40,762
- He'll call the authorities.
- Yeah. That's crazy.
467
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,682
Maybe I am overreacting. You know what?
468
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,351
I'll just call some friends
and see if anyone's heard from him.
469
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:48,404
Do you guys want anything?
470
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:49,897
- We're good.
- Do you have cookies?
471
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,232
Do I? Do I? Let me check.
472
00:19:57,062 --> 00:20:00,065
He offered, and this is usually
the time I eat cookies.
473
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,783
I didn't say anything.
474
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,371
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
475
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,506
Morgan seems nice.
476
00:20:16,769 --> 00:20:18,300
I wonder what kind of cookies he has.
477
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,385
I'm hoping it's mint Milanos.
478
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,012
Are you stress eating again?
479
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:23,805
Don't worry. We're gonna find Ron.
480
00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:25,182
It's not about Ron.
481
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:27,726
Something came up
about the Knights of Serbia.
482
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:28,809
You're not gonna like it.
483
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,062
What is it?
484
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:31,855
If I'm gonna be a knight,
485
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,816
Abby has to swear an oath
to replace me if I die.
486
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,652
- Whoa.
- I know.
487
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:39,071
But I was thinking... Tommy quit.
488
00:20:39,154 --> 00:20:41,907
Maybe when Abby's time comes,
she could just quit, too.
489
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,784
Although, full disclosure...
490
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:46,161
Tommy thinks the Knights
wanna cut off his arms.
491
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,372
Well, then, no.
492
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,499
Why are we even talking about this?
493
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,684
'Cause maybe we can make it work.
494
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,093
Figure out a way she can get out of it.
495
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,837
Honey, even if Abby
got to keep her arms,
496
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,756
she'd never wanna quit.
497
00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,716
You saw the way she looked
at those weapons,
498
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,302
how bad she wants
to be a part of this world.
499
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,721
If she swears that oath,
she'll be in this forever.
500
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,899
But if we don't let her do it,
I won't become a knight
501
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,976
and I won't be able
to protect you from them.
502
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:14,189
Joel, I saw a side of Abby today
that was beautiful and compassionate.
503
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,774
I want that path for her.
504
00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:19,403
She could be a therapist
or a doctor or...
505
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:21,738
one of those super
insightful hairdressers,
506
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:24,992
where it's not really about the hair.
That's not why you go there.
507
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:28,287
You're right. We can't risk her future.
508
00:21:29,390 --> 00:21:30,395
Thank you.
509
00:21:30,429 --> 00:21:34,042
Maybe, we could adopt a full
grown man and make him my heir.
510
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,753
No... we'll just grow to love him, too.
511
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:40,015
So no one's heard from Ron,
but he left a note on my dry erase board
512
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:41,568
you guys should really take a look at.
513
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,263
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
514
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,306
That might be Ron.
515
00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:51,101
Might not be.
You guys wanna look at the note?
516
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,395
So, you're not gonna open it?
517
00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:58,649
Fine.
518
00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:04,197
- Hello.
- Abby!
519
00:22:04,454 --> 00:22:07,743
Hi! You must be Morgan.
I'm Abby, their daughter.
520
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,661
- Hi, Abby.
- What are you doing here?
521
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:12,998
I brought Morgan cupcakes
to thank him for helping us find Ron.
522
00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:14,875
By the way, Dad?
523
00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:17,919
Your laptop pinged
and I saw Ron posted something.
524
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,839
He's been at a skate park all day.
525
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,091
What? Why didn't I get a...
526
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,175
Oh, there it is.
527
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:27,387
Didn't you say that
Ron was here all day?
528
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:29,973
You did say that.
529
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:35,020
Why don't we all have a cupcake?
530
00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:39,483
They smell delicious.
531
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:42,027
Sure, I'd love one.
532
00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:44,029
I'm really, really hungry.
533
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:46,907
Shoot.
534
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:49,951
I just vacuumed in here.
We should eat them all in the kitchen.
535
00:22:50,042 --> 00:22:52,082
I'll go in first and then
call you in, one at a time
536
00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:53,580
'cause it's a small kitchen.
537
00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:55,999
Morgan, we're not going
into your kitchen.
538
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,542
Abby, go wait for us outside.
539
00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,086
- Fuck, no!
- All right.
540
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:00,504
Let's stay calm.
541
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:02,381
Wait, nobody move.
542
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,384
Where are my glasses?
543
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,095
Oh, that's right.
I left them in my satchel.
544
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,179
I'll go get them.
545
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,765
And again... nobody move.
546
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:17,603
You know what?
547
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,107
All my life...
548
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:22,901
I've been neat and polite,
and I'm sick of it.
549
00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:23,985
[BONES CRACK]
550
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,537
I'm gonna disembowel all three of you
551
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,447
right here on my beautiful
hardwood floors.
552
00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:30,700
[SHEILA] Morgan, let's talk about this.
553
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:35,038
Mom!
554
00:23:41,492 --> 00:23:42,492
Shit!
555
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:43,880
Ah! Ah!
556
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:46,049
[GRUNTING]
557
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:53,140
The pear in the chicken.
Now it makes sense.
558
00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:54,266
[GRUNTS]
559
00:24:03,432 --> 00:24:04,940
Oh, my God, Abby!
560
00:24:05,073 --> 00:24:06,199
[WHISPERS] You killed him.
561
00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:09,448
He was going to kill you.
562
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,163
You could have just called us
563
00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,290
You took my phone away.
564
00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:20,709
- You could've used a landline.
- I don't know your number.
565
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,003
You don't know my number?
566
00:24:23,086 --> 00:24:24,171
What's my number?
567
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:25,964
- Three...
- No.
568
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:28,300
[SIGHS] Abby...
569
00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:30,343
this is not what we want for you.
570
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:31,928
I saved your lives!
571
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:35,098
You didn't even know this guy
was undead until I showed up!
572
00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:41,855
And what about what I want?
573
00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:44,691
I want to be a knight with Dad.
574
00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:47,569
Eric told me. He has to have an heir.
575
00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:49,738
No. You're 16.
576
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:51,281
This has already gone too far.
577
00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:53,449
[JOEL] Shit!
578
00:24:53,545 --> 00:24:54,545
What?
579
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:56,036
Why was Morgan undead?
580
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,799
If Ron attacked him,
why didn't he eat him?
581
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:00,623
Look.
582
00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:07,506
That's barely a nibble.
583
00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,383
Ron only wanted to turn him.
584
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,260
He intentionally
spread the virus to someone.
585
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:13,637
Why would anyone do that?
586
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,764
It could start an undead pandemic.
587
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:17,348
Yeah.
588
00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:19,726
This complicates a lot of things.
589
00:25:19,988 --> 00:25:21,573
We have to stop him.
590
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:23,104
[ABBY] Yeah, we do.
591
00:25:25,989 --> 00:25:28,700
- You're not gonna be Knight of Serbia!
- God damn it, Abby!
592
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,781
["CAN'T DO IT FOR MYSELF" PLAYING]
593
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:46,002
♪ Like a penny tossed for me ♪
♪ I'm busted ♪
594
00:25:46,586 --> 00:25:51,091
♪ Chose a man as he jumps ♪
♪ From Golden Gate ♪
595
00:25:52,425 --> 00:25:56,930
♪ Basic rules are breaking down ♪
596
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,522
♪ Darling, I feel broke ♪
597
00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:10,235
♪ Don't give me the needle ♪
598
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:17,367
♪ Oh, I can't do it for myself ♪
599
00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:25,792
♪ You know my solution ♪
600
00:26:27,877 --> 00:26:31,006
♪ Sweet absolution ♪
601
00:26:33,216 --> 00:26:37,929
♪ I can't do it for myself ♪
602
00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:43,059
♪ For myself ♪
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